When Your Son Has Been Seeing Another Mom | Malcolm in the Middle

[@Stevo935]

"Do you love her?" "Of course not. It's just snacks." Whoever wrote this scene is an absolute genius lol

[@amirmoezz]

Or maybe experienced the samething.

[@fraaggl]

whoever wrote any MIM episode is a genius...

[@Mike.325]

Lmao facts

[@gustavo9758]

"You like filling up in her cookies" makes it even better.

[@UriosEditz]

Pls someone explain to me i don't understand

[@striker246810]

“You like filling up on her cookies…you know they’re store bought.” Lmao that was clever.

[@AnimeCritical]

I don't get it. Can you explain?

[@pouchika5672]

@@AnimeCritical I think it's refering to plastic surgery.

[@oltedders]

@@AnimeCritical They're not homemade cookies, so nothing to brag about.

[@dontaviousmartin5976]

@@pouchika5672 😂😂😂😂it is

[@Seven_Leaf]

@@oltedders That's beneath you, olte

[@ah1106onps3]

I wonder if Erik Sullivan (Dewey) even understood the full subtext of this scene lmao. His delivery of "It's just snacks" was great!

[@himanshudeep8097]

I legit thought I misheard that one lol

[@silencemeviolateme6076]

Of course he knows. Frazier fan? Dad, I'm 11, I know what a prostitute is. Simpsons? I can't remember the song but some happy song Marge and homer use to cover their yelling. Lisa says "it's the saddest song I ever heard.". A child's whole existence is to learn from the adults. From day one they are learning.

[@AlwaysBolttheBird]

It'll be a long time till you get cake around here

[@kitty-vk8ic]

😂 I know I love Dewey

[@JoeOklahoma]

@@AlwaysBolttheBird I wasn't expecting any.

[@newperve]

"It'll be a long time before you get any cake around here." "I wasn't expecting any." Oh god that's gold.

[@janedoll3237]

I loved that part! Perfectly written and acted 🍰

[@LeonardoYouTube8]

It's a bit disturbing to me.

[@thegoodthebadtheoffended6548]

@@LeonardoKZbin8 Me too, because if this was a normal couple we all know that cake represents... well you know.

[@mathgasm8484]

shes making it sound like the kid is similar to her husband and accuses him of cheating.

[@jakecole7447]

@@mathgasm8484 No way ? Are you serious ?

[@magizatanna3302]

“can’t believe you told her we had an understanding” LMFAOOOOO

[@criticaltheories5222]

So Twisted 😂😂😂😂

[@redt3788]

I just love how Lois is speechless and going back and forth between her words

[@TheBision23]

She loves what he did but it was really stupid

[@redt3788]

@@TheBision23 "I'm going back Tuesday I passed out when they were coloring the drop shadow"

[@tonyblake7569]

Saw another comment saying it was even longer than you think. Look at the tree on the left side, it was so long it grew leaves.

[@FunkyBuddha81]

Only Hal and Dewey can play Loise like a fiddle, and it´s fantastic.

[@LeonardoYouTube8]

@@tonyblake7569 good eye.

[@miantava]

This has got to be the best innuendo scenario of all time.

[@willkoestner4159]

Must be. Made me a lil uncomfortable 😂

[@willkoestner4159]

@Wernher von Braun is an American Hero homie, what?

[@onigireee]

I only put it second to Holt and Amy arguing about faking anger in Brooklyn 99. Fantastic as it is, it always made me wonder if Erik Sullivan understood the nuances 😂

[@eloisagarcia3300]

Lois really spent a long time scolding/appreciating Dewey's gesture, like even bushes and foliage grew in the front yard

[@samsonlawal1600]

Didn't even notice that. Good eye.

[@skankhunt-wy9wy]

Great work noticing literally the only thing happening on the screen in that moment

[@eloisagarcia3300]

@@skankhunt-wy9wy why, thanks! hahahaha....

[@danielleking262]

bahahahaha omg!!!

[@Mike.325]

Lmao fr tho

[@devrobinson8607]

"I cant believe you told her we had an *understanding*"👍🏿👌😙😄😊☺😁😁😂😂😂

[@moonie1825]

Gotta let a playa play

[@SARULAR-c2s]

Snot

[@luqmanrashid1651]

Mom is confused between getting angry and flattered..you know its like when your kid writes "i love you" on your wall with a sharpie.

[@lexsmith8689]

she ain't confused she got ambivalent.. she felt happy qnd angry at the same time..

[@newperve]

Dewey just finessed her perfectly. By getting a tattoo, that he knew she would have removed, he convinced her in a way that nothing else could. It cost him some pain but he totally got her where he wanted her.

[@Zachary_McLaren]

I mean, you can't remove tattoos, lasers just fade them mostly and then people usually get a tattoo to cover the now faded one. Especially one with so much black.

[@blackwlf]

@@Zachary_McLaren If it was done properly, you can usually remove enough of the ink between lasers and light surgical removal that it wouldn't be noticed. But I somehow doubt that a place that gives a full chest tattoo to a (however old he's supposed to be) kid is a proper tattoo parlour. Also doubt that it would be covered by insurance, so Dewey probably would have had to keep it.

[@kbaptiste28]

@@Zachary_McLaren they can be straight up removed. Most people quit before its finished because its costly and incredibly painful. My biggest one is 3 grand for a complete removal and I've been working on it for like a year now.

[@trevorbarnhill697]

@@Zachary_McLaren It's a TV show. Not real life. Just entertainment.

[@ZarkowsWorld]

@@kbaptiste28 A tramp-stamp?

[@elijahvigil7467]

It took me years to realize this entire scene was complete innuendo of a husband having an affair. But still, I don't blame Dewey for his actions because Lois has neglected him just as much as Hal has

[@Puckanm]

well NO SHIT

[@danielleking262]

😆

[@tm-pm1rp]

lois is a horrible narc mother. malcom is a narc too.

[@Shanethefilmmaker]

Simpsons did it too. Homer finds out about Bart's bigger brother and scts like he's cheating on him. Bart even faked loving being pushed on the swing.

[@pessimistic_optimism]

@@tm-pm1rp well, shes a mom of 5 boys who has to take care of them while trying to make the ends meet and shes got only 24 hrs in a day

[@teddybears1287]

I always lose it @ "But that is so stupid!" "Ohh look they made a heart ❤ " 😂

[@davidkelly9837]

Reeking of her fabric softener I died right there lol..

[@RoseQueen86]

This was by far Lois's best reaction of them ALL!!! 🤣😂😅

[@HookedOnSonics518]

Can't really blame Dewey for stepping out on Lois with another mom; he's the youngest out of 4 and constantly gets scraps. Francis gets attention because he's the oldest and at military school, Reese gets attention because he's dumb and bullies everyone, and Malcolm gets attention because he's the prodigy.

[@turdferguson2982]

I had like 4 mom's growing up. My mom couldn't give me what I needed so I did what I had to do.

[@pittland44]

My mother and I were not close when I was young. As such I sort of collected other mom's as a way of coping. The one that got weird was the girl I was dating her mom became something of a surrogate mom for me. I was able to have the conversations with her that I couldn't have with my mom. The problem was when we stopped seeing each other. Then it just got strange. There are days I still miss both of them.

[@turdferguson2982]

@@pittland44 did you nail her mom in the stinktube?

[@elijahvigil7467]

Agreed. Hell, even Hal has neglected him on many occasions so I don't blame Dewey for his actions here

[@princessmarlena1359]

Exactly. You reap what you sow.

[@gorky1986]

0:27 DONT LIE TO ME! The passion...the voice ....wow

[@Jhonny_Bee]

😂 if your son is cheating on you, you'll feel that way too 😂

[@Kncperseus]

Lois going between freaking out and an adoring mom is hilarious.

[@brycedunyon8290]

Once again a prime example of how Jane was robbed of EMMY after EMMY after EMMY 😆

[@AriusBLK]

True !! So true !!

[@Kid_Charlemagne76]

"I cant believe you told her we had an understanding" 😂😂 My God, thats brilliant lmao

[@diamcole]

"Ahhh look, they made a heart!" LOL, I lost it.

[@kyreeseclarke805]

I know I stay replaying that part 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@samsonlawal1600]

Yo this show is timeless lmao. I love the ideas they invested into this show. Really creative!

[@waxitoto1234]

this show is so underrated, and it was way ahead of it's time, and i loved it

[@agubognernader3205]

underrated? it was on air on fox worldwide XD

[@srivathsonsam406]

" Hey , you need a gun ? " 😂😂😂 that delivery was perfect

[@Animakojo]

My nephew who was 16 at the time told me he got some tatoos. I told him that was so stupid. Then he showed my it was one for my dead mother and brother.....i just couldnt say anything more. I even cried some. He could have cold clocked me in the jaw and it would feel like nothing compared to see it. It hit beyond hard.

[@robertonline6543]

What happened to it...did he keep it or did you scold him?

[@Animakojo]

@@robertonline6543 kept it. I couldnt scold him.

[@AngelArm1110]

oof, well lesson learned I guess

[@kuywasaamazikeen8048]

Exactly why you shouldn't judge people ffs.

[@CatfishBradley]

@@kuywasaamazikeen8048 Disagree, a 16 year old with his heart in the right place is still a 16 year old.

[@aa-ze5cz]

0:45 "That'll be a long time before you get any cake around here." "I wasn't expecting any." LMAO

[@nam6128]

Jokes like this went right over my head when i watched this as a kid. Shows how well written it is and what a large audience it could cater to

[@Samcox2007]

I’m 14 and I don’t understand the jokes?

[@PinkStratovolcano]

@@Samcox2007 you sure you're 14? Doesnt seem like so.

[@UriosEditz]

@@Samcox2007 it's an innuendo of an affair

[@Samcox2007]

@@PinkStratovolcano I wish I wasn’t I wish I was 10 again

[@hasansyed8945]

Dewey successfully broke lois 😂

[@GustavoSantos-uh5yl]

Lois' reaction when Dewey shows his tattoo is the funniest 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tannerprice5151]

Lois*

[@confusedredditor1660]

@@tannerprice5151 lewis

[@ec6169]

@@confusedredditor1660 Luiz

[@OreganoParsley]

Louie

[@GustavoSantos-uh5yl]

Lois has many names 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@shaunrodney]

Wow @ 2:28 she literally doesn't know whether to say thank you with all of her love or beat the living daylight out of dewey

[@bramvanduijn8086]

This is why she does both all the time. She is the queen of mixed signals.

[@joelarsenault5824]

2:37 but what is wrong with.....

[@sachinnayal]

She is such a good actor, influx of multiple expressions at last scene was brilliant.

[@omarlopez6518]

1:52 this scene always makes me laugh 😂😂😂

[@trevorbarnhill697]

What Dewey did was brilliant by getting the tattoo. While Lois was angry that he did something so stupid and juvenile, the gesture meant the World to her and she was also deeply touched by it.

[@matthewallen2273]

But it was so stupid!

[@Ratboy2004]

It's just snacks.... LMFAO. This became one of the funniest well written shows. I think it really was the stepping stone for Breaking Bad. Several Hal traits were present in Walter White.

[@staticboyj.r.]

What does it mean

[@winlee4884]

You can tell Jane Kaczmarek (Lois) is trying really hard not to laugh 😂

[@lonahora]

This show is one of a kind. My favorite series hands down!

[@williamhicks7736]

One of the FUNNIEST shows I’ve ever watched! Especially hilarious when Bryan Cranston’s character is around…

[@garyoak317]

This was so well written

[@nimrahsaeed1211]

“Adadadada adadadada” Lool I love Dewey

[@princessmarlena1359]

“Adadadada” indeed! 👍

[@awesomeattic]

All that innuendo 😂

[@yLaineGonzales]

Awkward 😅

[@kevbravo1]

Had he gotten cake and cookies at home he wouldn’t have had to stray.

[@CatMommy29]

😂

[@DemonGod931]

Lois reaction to Dewy’s tattoo, is hilarious 🤣

[@jaydanalmeida6522]

Do you love her ? No is just snacks

[@jaydanalmeida6522]

@@waynepantry7023 thanks

[@Will9719K]

The guy who said hey you need a gun is in Breaking Bad as the burglar leader when Walt is doing his rent-a-kill cooks, you can't tell me these shows aren't set in the same universe

[@AtlasBlizzard]

I love how Lois knows everything about her boys and their mannerisms to such an extent that the moment something about their behavior is off, she notices.

[@joebaeza792]

I still binge on this show. Must have seen the whole series at least 10 times and every time is just as entertaining.

[@maxstroberger5404]

Where did you watch it?

[@Gr8SkyLizard]

Just one of many, many examples of why this show is just so brilliant

[@nomad9696]

This show had moments of absolute gold. So relatable

[@blackjam2683]

The Dialogue for this episode is legendary!

[@Silky16]

one of the best moms in television history

[@djhasta5031]

This show was so funny back then. But when you watch it as an adult, it's even funnier. Just like the Simpsons

[@ryanstauffer119]

I can imagine Reese and Malcolm coming home and they see what Lois is going through at the end of the video. Lois is so focused, she doesn’t even notice them. Dewey probably does, but Lois would then tell Dewey tell to pay attention to her. And I’m sure Malcolm and Reese would say this… Reese - Do you think he’s gonna be sent to military school like how she did it to Francis when he got that nose piercing? Malcolm - It’s tough to say. I mean that tattoo is apparently something nice for Mom. Reese - What should we do? Malcolm - Well we can’t intervene. You know she’s going to somehow suck us into the argument when she's at Level 4 Rage. Reese - Is it even an argument? She keeps saying positive things on and off. Malcolm - ….Maybe we can skip curfew while this is going on. She’s more focused on this right now. Who knows when she’ll be done with this? With that, they would pull off a prank because they think Lois won’t notice while focused on Dewey. But if they wouldn’t think of that then I’m sure this would happen when Hal comes home. He would walk in and will see what’s happening with Lois and Dewey. He sees Malcolm and Reese trying to eat dinner they prepared for themselves, but are still feeling awkward with what Lois is saying to Dewey. They even try to feed Jaime as this is going on unless he’s at the babysitter’s. And I’m sure Hal would say this to them… Hal - Did you help him get that tattoo? Malcolm - If we did, don’t you think we would be standing alongside with Dewey while receiving this lecture? Reese - Even if we wanted to get tattoos too, they wouldn’t be saying that we love mom. Hal - So how long has this talk been going on for? Malcolm - Not sure. It’s been going on before the both of us got home. Hal - ....How about I take you boys to Luigi’s for dinner? Reese - She got mad when she found out when we were secretly eating their pizzas. Hal - But this time, she’s focused on Dewey. She’ll never know. It’s perfect. We can even go play some basketball together while this is going on. Malcolm - Jaime can’t play. Hal - He can watch and learn. Or we can send him to the babysitter’s. Let’s go. And then later that night, the lecture could still be going on. Therefore, Hal could have the bed to himself. And Malcolm doesn’t have to share his with Dewey. He would then say to the audience… Malcolm - For years, I’ve been wanting to have this bed to myself again. I just wish I didn’t have to hear what’s going on out there. But it’s better than Jaime’s crying at 3:00 in the morning not long after the day he was born. Then again, Malcolm, Reese, and Hal could wear earplugs so they don’t have to hear what Lois is saying.

[@Lunaskylette]

good story telling man o/

[@kyreeseclarke805]

Very Great Story Telling very realistic I can hear there voices as I read this. Very Excellent Writing.

[@jeremyrm7]

Why does this hit so much harder now than when it originally came out? This is what growing old is like lol

[@Jhonny_Bee]

Cheating husband ❎ Cheating son ✅ 😂😂😂

[@TrillBelichick]

This was so well written. 33 year old me re watching this cracking up.

[@libbyortega2048]

This show is and forever will be *EPIC* 😂 "Do you love her????"

[@coldthrills5150]

I just hope we get another great show like that again. This show and 'the middle' were just fantastic

[@stevenbard8026]

"you won't be getting any cake around here for a real long time, Mr.!" Lmao.

[@alexisblake2634]

2:20 🤣🤣🤣that’s so funny when Lois saw the Tattoo and she was like “WTF?!”🤣🤣🤣

[@frankphpdevelopment4003]

The actors and the writers were amazing, Malcolm will always be one of my favorite shows 4ever

[@hectorantoniogonzalez3671]

I love the way lous always reacts .

[@nam6128]

dewey getting caught by lois and all the references to cheating in that sequence is genius

[@hulkjelly6876]

The way her voice breaks makes it so real.

[@moistmarauder2721]

Years later, the pawn shop owner at 1:51 decides to start a pest control business, and he never expected to run into this kid's dad, but boy is he in for a shock.

[@cord6733]

Dewey is a true m’fer

[@shogrran]

"of course not... Its just snacks" damn lol. The script is on point

[@mikefit3343]

1:54 It would've been funnier after he made the gun reference, Dewey had a flashback about Reese picking on him, and told the guy: "Make me an offer"😂

[@redt3788]

I think Dewey broke his mom

[@tialud136]

If the world had more moms like Lois and Rochelle maybe It would be a so much better place to live !

[@Michael-gs8og]

Not exactly.

[@simplepointstudio6210]

Actually it would be worse

[@saiyankingbroly]

My mom was basically Rochelle and there wasn't a day I didn't think about burning down the house with her in it

[@shadowdragonlord2295]

Absolutely one of my favorite scenes in the whole series. 😂 Louis can't decide if she should be happy or pissed that he loves that much to do something like that. That said Dewey once again shows us he is a master manipulator in regards to the tattoo artist he managed into tattooing a minor.

[@tannerprice5151]

Lois*

[@justkibet1125]

Committed to this relationship 😂😂

[@Jhonny_Bee]

A cheating son is kinda new to me 😂

[@mufasa9454]

This has to be the nicest thing Dewey has done for Lois

[@cityiot]

This scene restored my faith in sitcoms.

[@patrickhowell5756]

Dewey is just really cute.

[@Emjolein]

'It's just snacks' 😂😂😂

[@jamarward8437]

I swear to God it's not another television series that can't top this. If you were around during this era you were blessed

[@stephenjohnson9221]

This show was just brilliant.

[@kr4t0sg.28]

Freaking LOVE malcom in the middle! This and married with children 👍👍

[@sensoru]

the fact, that its written like a "husband cheated on wife"-story is just so hilarious

[@xavierrobinson808]

I can't tell if she wants to be happy or mad at Dewey.

[@Eralen00]

Yes. That's the joke. You got it

[@BeFree2BeGrotesque]

You know its a good story when you can watch it two times, when you are young and old enough...

[@shaneyaw4542]

Gotta love Dewey!!!

[@NathanHedglin]

As an adult the parallels are amazing. "Cake. I wasn't expecting anything anyway" 😂

[@LordOmnissiah]

Her reaction to the tattoo is priceless! She’s so conflicted her brain shorted out!😂

[@oBuLLzEyEo1013]

"Oh dear, she's stuck in an infinite loop and he's an idiot! Oh well, that's love for you, I guess."...

[@vivekkumar1067]

Mothers and their relationship with youngest kid 😂

[@chaddorvil2090]

The tattoo always gets me.

[@kyreeseclarke805]

Ohh look they made a heart ❤️ gets me every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@angrypredator2704]

This is just brilliant writing lol

[@naxoxz]

This is so well written.

[@FATHER3k]

people tend to forget Dewey's a musical and creative genius. Always talk about how his brothers are "something" and Dewey just the "youngest" he's more than that. Every character is brilliantly written.

[@cmsacademy1673]

Best series ever

[@examine2194]

You're seeing another MOM! haha

[@vsgfilmgroup]

I think this is the first time I've ever seen Lois too dumbfounded to properly yell.

[@SupTucks]

And people wonder why this is my favorite tv show

[@Chatharina]

He totally knew how to short-circuit Lois

[@Rocky_Jones]

Clean you room, comb your hair, adararara, adararara...

[@orwellianson]

There’s a reason why this show is the Goat. *It’s the amazing characters*

[@NiVi192]

Takes a lot to make Lois speechless, but Dewey nailed it with that one!

[@wkeon]

1:06 best part ududududa