"He's not a sociopath, he just has a crush on you" | House M.D.

[@Profile__1]

I always liked that the dad, for once, wasn't ain't weird scumbag. Just a normal single dad who made a would-be harmless error.

[@coep_leader4898]

Yeah later episodes of House never let the parents off that easy lol

[@-Primer-]

Wow! The educational system really is showing its ugly head with this comment.

[@Profile__1]

@@-Primer- Not the education system this time, just a phone's autocorrect and a rushed comment.

[@dunderzack]

@@-Primer- do you feel the need to insult every grammatical error you see?

[@coep_leader4898]

@@-Primer- Wow what an overreaction to an obvious autocorrect.

[@JoshuaG]

Lmaaaoooo House at 6:30 "You did not just play the dead husband card...." 😂😂😂😂

[@ShawntheGreat]

He was so childish bro 😂😂😂😂

[@noobchoo7994]

Watching that little girls face droop while she struggles to speak combined with that music is kinda haunting and gave me chills

[@wizardsamwise]

im high as hell and i thought her face was gonna start melting off any second fr

[@noobchoo7994]

Ngl same. When i first watched my heart dropped in all the worst ways. I just didn’t wanna come out and say it like that XD

[@Polar_Ice889]

My niece is 7 and she has seizures where her eyes roll back and flutter and she freezes. Sometimes she shakes but rarely. It’s horrid seeing these types of things in person. Especially to family members.

[@millixs.]

"You'll be floppy, they'll be fine"- lol atleast that's a good ending

[@JohnsonTheSecond]

Pun intended!

[@maigretus1]

I still think, "He'll still be eight." is the funniest part.

[@jayla007]

@@maigretus1 💯

[@DralhaEureka]

A good ending, but not a happy ending

[@ibsnafu1]

I like the line after better "He'll still be 8."

[@rickrollrizal]

The only unrealistic thing in this is the doctors have time to go to a patient's house to investigate

[@azazellon]

Clearly, you've never watched House.

[@rickrollrizal]

@azazellon i have watched it. And I also work in a hospital. Doctors don't go around as detectives in people's houses to investigate causes of illness

[@zuziiice8907]

@@rickrollrizal true but pretty sure with house he is more likely having enough time off with his bad leg and using that excuse to go around some places like where patients were at when and before the symptoms started. Basically if i had to guess is that house is a workaholic.

[@doubledoubleusmokymirror4d405]

House doesn't play by the RULES

[@DragonflyandTheWolf]

@@rickrollrizal You don't say! All this time I was holding off going to see the doctor because I was afraid they'd send their minions to break into my house during the appointment! I'm so relieved this doesn't happen in real life! Thank you for clearing that up! (sarcasm)

[@itfigurescomics6704]

House never ceases to amaze me--he's like Sherlock, but as a doctor in constant pain while being a constant pain, himself XD

[@crawdaddy1234]

Ummm… Gregory HOUSE - Sherlock HOLMES. Wilson - Watson. House lives in 22B - Holmes lives at 22 Baker Street. House takes Vicodin, Holmes uses cocaine and opium. House fakes his death… Holmes fakes his death. -- I assure you that these parallels are not coincidental. 😂

[@biancaisidk]

It’s like Sherlock Holmes and John Watson (2010 Show) had gotten mixed up into this guy. 😂

[@crawdaddy1234]

@@itfigurescomics6704 I mean, House is literally based on Sherlock Holmes. Holmes - House 22 Baker St - 22B Watson - Wilson Opium/Cocaine - Vicodin Faked death - Faked death

[@shadowx2652]

Yes half doctor half detective

[@crawdaddy1234]

I mean, House is based on Sherlock Holmes. Holmes - House Coke - Vicodin Watson - Wilson 22 Baker St - Unit 22B Both faked their deaths

[@leblanc3536]

My favorite thing was house got the idea that the boy was suffering the same symptoms because he was watching tna wrestling

[@misinkomasteryt1213]

This episode was so funny, even the bloopers were good

[@FelipeKana1]

"It's always the dad" 😂

[@eplazaguest9840]

6:14 Wow !! Dad has to decide on some uncertain treatment for his daughter while both the doctors in front of him for and against the treatment are pushing their agenda via the elevator stories of how their respective spouses died.

[@misora25chan]

Never self medicate especially involving things you aren’t familiar with. While the father didn’t meant it, responsibility still falls on him because he didn’t get any doctor’s advice which would have explained to him how the cream works and what it can do to others.

[@dragondr1]

Cameron using her dead husband to win the argument wow that was low.

[@princesurein7275]

she learned from the best

[@Allahuma.sali.ala.muhammad.]

Nope.

[@samilois2967]

Well, that's where she's most comfortable

[@AzguardMike]

thats just women in general. My mothers uses her stroke from 2012 as a weapon for the last 12 years. She recovered after 6 months, it was a minor one. But to this day, whenever an argument happens or she causes a scene, she'll go "im recovering from a stroke, you're literally killing me." my sisters used our grandpa's cancer death as a guilt trip for the last 6 years. Whenever i refuse to give her a lift or give her money "Grandad told you to look after us on his death bed."

[@mayxxj]

@@AzguardMike Uhh your family needs therapy g...

[@tawbhwa]

This was one of the first episodes I watched when my parents were getting into the show. I remember thinking the kids were older children but watching the clips I just realized it was because I was the same age as the girl back then and these kids are babies to me now being 24

[@nukethenatelore]

yet another episode of cameron being wrong and manipulative. At least Masters was consistent and when she broke the rules she left houses team BECAUSE she knew she compromised. Cameron was denial made manifest even at the end

[@Thathestiadevotee]

House was manipulative as hell too. Cameron only learned from the best. That was exactly what he wanted.

[@REDEEMERWOLF]

Unpopular opinion probably, but I like Masters more than I like Cameron

[@aruik8332]

​@@REDEEMERWOLFI'd say it's more popular than unpopular, a lot of people don't like Cameron character so there's that.

[@Get_yotted]

@@Thathestiadevoteebut House is right, Cameron wasn’t right ever except maybe once I think.

[@Thathestiadevotee]

@ She was right many times. House is definitely not always right.

[@The-Rose-and-the-Cross]

"Never is just Reven spelled backwards.' - Gregory House, M. D.

[@МихайлоМатвєєв-у3й]

Never more

[@breeeegs]

"Sometimes spelling things backwards is the only way to truly grasp their meaning." - esuoh yrogerg, D.M.

[@cirina3]

@@breeeegs😂😂😂😂

[@lord_haven1114]

The doctor team wouldn’t be arguing in front of a patient/patients guardians like that. That’s actually kind of an insane way to do things LOL.

[@adrianblade5145]

House's actor should be a lead in a detective tv show. He'd do really well.

[@crawdaddy1234]

@@adrianblade5145 That makes a lot of sense considering House is based on Sherlock Holmes.

[@jennysmith1431]

Emma and young snow white omg!

[@cynicalthoughts]

Mate I was scrambling my brain trying to remember where the kid was from 😂 good one

[@WandaRuth]

OMG YOU'RE RIGHT

[@takumi2023]

Who?

[@chrisrockett5897]

​@@takumi2023The actress who played the kid was in Once Upon a Time.

[@takumi2023]

@@chrisrockett5897 oh right i forgot about once upon a time hahaha i made that connection a long time ago and haven't watch it in a while.

[@gearhead2017]

I can see why the boy has a crush on Dr cameron,she's gorgeous lol

[@SupHapCak]

Beauty is deeper than skin I find her disgusting and incompetent.

[@zoeyLoveday]

So true

[@Itzyahrose]

Fr she pretty

[@randomlyswatching9481]

THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT THE ACTRESSSSSSSSS 💀🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄​@@SupHapCak

[@randomlyswatching9481]

Genius, they are talking about the actress not Cameron... because she's a character. The beauty is of the actress playing her...​@@SupHapCak

[@francostevo9939]

This episode pissed me off because of how quick rush to judgement the doctors were on the dad; believing him to be abusing the children. That’s my problem with people ever since I was 14: “And that’s whatever the eyes see first, a person’s conclusion is pretty much already made without any consideration if there could be more to the situation.” 🙄

[@lizzyrank5405]

That's because it happens too often. Same with women, I get the same ick just as much. No one like children being abused. But that's why we get evidence. Unfortunately we all judge based on looks and few details that we have. The turning point is when we put our biases away and do what's right for the people involved.

[@alainer0611]

Theyre doctors even in real life theyre supposed to be skeptics until theres further evidence against the belief, which they literally always do in the show. Too many lives are ruined because doctors DONT take those precautions. A few doctors who refuse to do further investigation to dispel their beliefs shouldnt negate the fact that SA shouldnt be ruled out

[@johnsmith-jq1uc]

ok, but how the hell is he so confident.

[@Goldenman6288]

The kids were hopped up on a testosterone cream the dad was using.

[@DragoonZell]

@@Goldenman6288 Which he didn't know that was causing it. How he was so confident that no other kid had gotten sick was that he would have gotten direct info from the Day Care sitter because he was dating her thus he would have direct knowledge he other wise wouldn't.

[@fromthegamethrone]

Which "he"?

[@Takejiro24]

Puberty causes confidence? When's mine coming? Been waiting about 15 years now. 🙎​@@Goldenman6288

[@jebVlogs556]

How did the older kid brother even get access 😢to a strong enough dosage of this form meds? This episode is so one sided

[@cesaravegah3787]

Just mix the emotional control of a toddler with the hormonal urges of a teenager ... no bueno, no bueno at all

[@ljre3397]

How many people’s doctors search patients houses when they’re sick?

[@JessicaO490Z]

None

[@panjak323]

Good news ! It turns out, this is a TV show !

[@ljre3397]

@ better news yours is an unneeded comment. Congrats.

[@panjak323]

@@ljre3397 r/woosh

[@shion1074]

house doesn't play by the rulebook, and those are the doctors who work for him, who in turn care about their rare medical cases and want to find out what's wrong. It's very dramatised, of course this couldn't happen in real life

[@Schmidtington5005]

HOUSE THE GOAT

[@grumbles]

If i ever tried to go to a patient's house to investigate, I would most certainly be called into HR.

[@BeansOnButter]

Nobody gonna talk about how they didn't change the description to describe the episode or clip?

[@gareginasatryan6761]

They thought it’s a tumor AND a giant coincidence that the same thing was happening to the boy? Cmon, now.

[@Pat4ever.]

Really? You didn't include the Cameron butt grab? That's like the best part.

[@TheFullswordslord]

Video might get demonetised I’m guessing…

[@milenaromero4427]

You are a terrible guy

[@randomlyswatching9481]

Best for who 😮😮

[@whytheheckarewedoinginhere1886]

I think the Dad should have said to his daughter "That sweet for Honey, but your friend here is really hurt and needs go to the real hospital to be fix up, okay, but thank you for your help however, I want you to to play with your other friends while I do my work alright, I'll see you after my work and tell you that your friend will be fine" there the girl would understand completely and run off to play with her classmates.

[@SupHapCak]

Nah he was nice and she didn’t listen so he had to snap at her.

[@Cobra_125]

That's much easier to write up after the fact than while you're trying to care for a kid being distracted

[@randomlyswatching9481]

@@SupHapCak that's not nice

[@qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm3093]

She'd be fine soon afterwards anyway, everyone has had their parents snap at them a couple times while they were little kids.

[@masterpunk7205]

I remember Bailee Madison. I saw her since Drake and Josh and Wizards of Waverly place. I saw her in the Fosters and Good trouble.

[@StreetDrilla]

6:38 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nataliehyttenrauch3693]

Sam he is floating somebody's fiancé you can't do it 4:47

[@ReapersArrow]

1:16 Not the look on Chase’s face bro 😭

[@TheRockzone03]

Ah typical house using cognitive empathy and manipulation but didn't expect that cameron will play dead husband card

[@MarioSonicDKPokeFAN]

Is all that even realistically possible???

[@ReapersArrow]

I always say this and it’s obvious but House must be a H.R. NIGHTMARE

[@NeoCreo1]

He is. He also achieves enough to outweigh the lawsuits and complaints.

[@TheGovernor-vw9cf]

0:02 wasn’t she in the drake and josh Christmas movie.

[@ShadavionGrant]

Yes her name is Bailee Madison. Was a very accomplished child actress who appeared in Bridge of Terabithia, Law & Order:SVU, Brothers, etc.

[@aleathacoleman6413]

She was also in The Good Witch , A Week Away, Goose Bumps, and currently Pretty Little Liars: Original Sin.

[@ericburns9132]

And she was in Wizards of Waverly Place too

[@TheGovernor-vw9cf]

@@ericburns9132 I just found out she was in the strangers prey at night all grown up.

[@masterpunk7205]

She was in The Fosters.

[@tad4857]

RIP Erich Anderson

[@kaitlintropper2061]

I know it’s a show but I love how they are talking about a patient in public area. We don’t do that in real life/not allowed.

[@aleathacoleman6413]

It happens.

[@kaitlintropper2061]

@@aleathacoleman6413 where I am they have strict policies and a lot got in trouble for doing so.

[@ScottNapolitan]

Bailee Madison as Lucy?

[@MarianaRamirezLechuga]

Yep

[@EmilyHoffman-l2s]

youll be floppy like a bunny

[@animathehallowed1380]

The whole concept of the dad being the reason that they got sick is asinine

[@CatherineLopez-fp4ox]

Hugh Laurie/Jasper

[@brandonallen3808]

And Dr. Cockroach.

[@LoganEzell]

Oh and that little boy will be caughting out blood every time he coughs and stuff okay

[@BaggyTheBloke]

3:01 Go go Foreman Microscope!

[@ReapersArrow]

Not the dead husband card

[@truthspreader1996]

4:16 Dude! You got beat up by a little kid!

[@SupHapCak]

I hate when people are like this of “you got beaten up by a kid” or “you got beat up by a girl” because you aren’t allowed to hit them back.

[@truthspreader1996]

@@SupHapCak So instead you coward or whimper falling to the ground........

[@beyeneosebo4726]

@@truthspreader1996what is he supposed to do?Harm the kid?Idiots like you really need help

[@randomlyswatching9481]

​@@truthspreader1996 are U a kiddo too...😅

[@truthspreader1996]

@@randomlyswatching9481 Why do you ask?

[@jaimhaas5170]

I would never call my daughter lucy goosey. Just asking for trouble.

[@briezzybana4660]

Weird

[@Lunk42]

Lmao

[@tetebarker]

That's what I call my dog

[@lyn6768]

Daisy Wick should just stick with Sweets, not old dads :D

[@rav3n.lum0]

“Most 6 year olds” entails that some know such terminology.

[@StephenStumbke]

Episode name?

[@rifter0x0000]

Season 3 Episode 19 Act Your Age

[@fidodreamer2336]

I had crush on her too, so i understood that boy XD

[@xenosrelm9353]

Real ones remember her from haunting hour

[@anthonyTang-d5w]

Wasabi: Wait Honey Wait, Give a question honey what’s the Wired Little Boy’s name? Honey Lemon: Um… I don’t know wasabi I don’t Remember What’s The Wired Little Boy’s name is? Wasabi: And What did he said? Honey Lemon: I think he said “try to catch me, Fred Frederickson.” Wasabi: (Gasp) Wired Little Boy is Evil! Honey Lemon: Now We gonna Find Hiro and Fred Together Before the Wired Little Boy Come Back! Wasabi: Okay Honey Okay. Wasabi: Hey, What this Button could do? Hiro: Huh? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Brooke: Hi guys, Hiro Mailing a… Baymax: Good Catch Brooke. Hiro: (giggles) she sure it is. (Background Music Ends)

[@jandoel]

8:16 PCOS affects 8-13% of women, which can cause hirsutism.

[@jamie1602]

That was the guess. It's rare and underdiagnosed. The Sherlockism here is while it's a stretch and a huge leap, chances are she doesn't have PCOS. And even women who do have PCOS don't always have lip hair. Those with PCOS who do have extra hair growth will often have it on more obvious places for textbook PCOS. My PCOS is extreme, severe pain and a small patch of hair between my eyebrows that doesn't link up with my other two eyebrows for a failed unibrow. So you couldn't diagnose my PCOS with hair growth. You COULD, however say I have increased testosterone which is from any numerous conditions. Which PCOS intersects with.

[@jandoel]

@jamie1602 8-13% is the opposite of rare, but yes, it is severely undiagnosed.

[@nextlvlroy]

You skipped the funniest part... "Do you have hair in your special place?"

[@just_swiftly_shake_it_off_1989]

I'm just thinking about Bridge to Terabithia lmao

[@rachael8646]

That’s not how puberty or sociopathy work.

[@lorenzodifilippo2176]

I watched this episode less than one hour ago!😁😁

[@Always_sunnyoutside]

Which ep an s

[@LightningFox7]

Look that's Daisy

[@rogueryder3285]

Jennifer and Bailee acted together before Once Upon a Time?

[@winsomefoster]

That's a lot of a little 6 year old

[@kelleyannethomas5372]

I don't understand. What was the dad using that was making his kids sick?

[@every116]

He was using a high dose testosterone cream which he was secreting through his skin and inadvertently giving to his kids when he touched them.

[@Upstart051]

A male-enhancement cream loaded with testosterone from some sketchy online store. The excess testosterone he excreted through his skin was then absorbed by his kids and his girlfriend, causing their illness and her mustache.

[@teritt]

A topical hormone treatment. Topical as in applied to the skin. In order to use topical treatment, you must be aware of when it dries so that you don’t spread it to other people, as application immediately begins absorption through the skins pores.

[@SocialistSociopathPK442]

What did U say's sociopath 🤨

[@nopeceun]

Yosemite Sam 😆😆😆

[@thyweebhub]

Call me heartless but I ain’t like either of these annoying as kids😂

[@PopStarLegend4365]

I’m so scared and confused! Why are the children experiencing puberty so early in age??

[@crawdaddy1234]

Because the father was using the testosterone supplement - it was releasing through his sweat/skin.

[@PopStarLegend4365]

@ Eek! Did they get their hands on the supplements, thinking that it was candy? That’s bound to have happened.

[@crawdaddy1234]

@@PopStarLegend4365 What? No, they literally explained it at the end of the clip. It was in the father’s sweat. It’s like peanuts to those with peanut allergies. The active ingredients are still potent enough to affect a person even though some digestive processing after the consumer of the product excretes them.

[@dj2slicc]

why do they always make her an annoying girl. every movie or show always makes me hate that little girl so much bruh

[@charli-dm]

How is she annoying exactly

[@symbolguy3609]

Like in the movie Brothers, that one episode of R.L. Stein’s The Haunting Hour.

[@k1llsh0t_87]

That could just be her natural personality, a lot of times when actors play the exact same role in everything they're in its because they just specialize in roles that fit their natural personality

[@TheClayKnight]

@@k1llsh0t_87 It also could just be a trope that they got type-cast into playing.

[@stefanienaranjo4477]

Probably just typecasting.

[@MoppleAIt]

Did you try the medicine drug?

[@Jediapologist]

I did try the medicine drug.

[@tukezdi]

@@Jediapologist Only stupid people try the medicine drug. You are stupid.

[@randomlyswatching9481]

Ditto​@tukezdi

[@randomlyswatching9481]

​@tukezdi ditto

[@RealMrSebas2005]

BRO HAS A PSPPPPPPPPPP LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@JoanDagmar]

Cameron connected the experience she had with her husband's death, and the grief that she felt from it, to relate to the father and express to him that she thought the surgery was the best decision at the moment. Since she cared about her husband and what happened to him, it was most likely not done to just selfishly win an argument. It could be argued that it shows Houses's interpertation of how he would use information. 'play the dead husband card.' which given his charector and not so suble contempt for people, is possible. Lol.

[@rifter0x0000]

Season 3 Episode 19

[@kenrawsaint7417]

Wrong😂 show I thought this was law and order svu

[@sbmotoracer]

I get that this is a show and all but the dad's an idiot! I get wanting to impress the girl but how do you not at the very least question if the cream you got online might be harming your kids... esp since when their symptoms only started after he started using the cream.

[@syrusangi8743]

Like he said, he bought the cream for himself n kept it in the gym n away from the kids while he applied it when he was in the shower. It was one thing if he used the cream on them or left it out carelessly for them to find it, but it wasn't the case. How could he have comprehended what he takes for himself would effect someone else that severely just by touch long after use? It was an honest mistake n he quit it once he found out.

[@grizzly_manbanimation8436]

@@syrusangi8743 yeah this person is one of those people who take knowledge they have as a member of the audience behind the 4th wall, applying to the characters in the show, and criticizing them for not having that knowledge. Stuff like this is not something many would even consider a possibility seeing as it’s not something that’s regularly taught in like school or something, not that it should be. But my point is that it’s not very common knowledge so it’s likely to be missed.

[@Upstart051]

Congratulations on your advanced hindsight

[@sbmotoracer]

@@Upstart051 Don't confuse "advanced hindsight" with basic common sense.

[@sbmotoracer]

@@syrusangi8743 "How could he have comprehended" - Easily. As a parent you analyse everything that has changed since the kids started having symptoms... ESP if that medication is unregulated like the show seems to imply.

[@LoganEzell]

When I'm in full rage mode and full strength i don't know when to stop and stuff okay whenever I'm in that rage and full strength it feels like My brain just turned off on me and it felt like i wasn't in control of my body and stuff it felt like somebody else was holding the controller while the good side of me was knocked out and stuff okay

[@Mitsuoxx]

Do you have hair in your special place?

[@I_love_bread_and_Hungry_Jacks]

No way bro's aggressive development led him to being a simp for Cameron by biting Chase.

[@RighteousRage]

Low IQ comment

[@randomlyswatching9481]

Did you not watch the vid or understand the case ???😮

[@I_love_bread_and_Hungry_Jacks]

​@@randomlyswatching9481 I did, that's why I found it unbelievable that the dad's contaminated/ infectious hand touch could cause something as big as early puberty for his kids, which also lead to his son both loving & simping for Cameron by aggressively defending her against Chase in a clearly hostile manner. I guess the whole cooties joke as a kid is not a myth then

[@japanesedream7779]

I dislike that lil girl in every single movie she’s in

[@Margherita_g]

Womp womp

[@Yessica.haircut]

She’s mad annoying

[@rockersr.g.2410]

She’s a good actress though

[@randomlyswatching9481]

She's no longer kiddo😅

[@kingquality1484]

7 minutes, 252 views. House is fading into irrelevancy again.

[@CassiusGreen]

Explain to me how King Crimson works quick

[@DarkDrago00]

How about them mets, wonderful weather today

[@smurfyday]

Still better than you.

[@ericb7223]

@@smurfyday hey. be nice.

[@blacktimhoward4322]

@@ericb7223 He asked for it

[@JonathanJones-bc8kx]

Funny how peacock have FOX ABC CBS shows LMFAO especially FOX AND ABC show because FOXand ABC is ower by Disney

[@Jam-pz5zy]

Hello, World!

[@isiso.speenie5994]

What an idiotic premise!!!!😮

[@Jam-pz5zy]

Hello, World!!!

[@Jam-pz5zy]

Hello, World!

[@wellsilver3972]

Oh no he's testing the bot