When your Wife's bestfriend makes a toast at your wedding

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[@chelolistic]

“She’s been passed around more than covid” 😭😭😭 that was wild. Gloria is a legend 😹😹😹

[@fear7126]

“19” 😂

[@quoxkstar6663]

Is my recent 🔥?

[@BackBeater]

Can someone help me solve 5÷10? I know the answer, just don't know how to properly solve it..

[@stanger8992]

For me it was the way he whispered ..19?

[@thedoomslayer2468]

“…19?”

[@astericks53]

I unironically wheezed when he said "were all gonna miss filling gloria like a jelly donut"

[@ALCauG]

As opposed to wheezing ironically of course

[@Sanbonita1]

@@ALCauG Was just about to say this lol. So dumb lol.

[@JYGtube]

Sorry I’m failing to see why the “unironically” was necessary

[@astericks53]

@@Sanbonita1 how ironic

[@youtubeviolatedme7123]

"Gloria" sounded like "glory hole" and I think that was intentional on Griffy's part

[@Earth517Phoenix]

Gloria didn't even try to defend herself 🤣😭😭

[@pareeshaslaughter6798]

She hasn't been trying 🤣🤣🤣

[@Earth517Phoenix]

@@pareeshaslaughter6798 😭🤣🤣

[@Lineproof]

She was probably like “That’s true 🤣 “ the whole speech

[@renestaten5240]

Whoooo😭

[@andrewsutherland133]

She's not ashamed about who she is

[@HuladeHoopla]

"19...?" That got me more then it should have.

[@quoxkstar6663]

Is my recent 🔥?

[@jerryokazaki8626]

that Boston joke was wild 🤣🤣🤣

[@aspebb]

Then it should have what?

[@MikasaAckermann831]

Absolutely. That caught me so off guard

[@CyberVirtual]

From a Toast to being Toasted!!! Cheers to Fears...

[@RobertSmith-ru1ck]

Gloria Snatched More Souls Than Heaven. 😂😂😂😂

[@alexm.9012]

Then he looks up 😂😂

[@hectorgarcia8929]

@МеаtСаnуоn 🅥 wow, Gloria drew the fake meat out.

[@machaixp2190]

Yeah that’s why they call her the soul snatcher

[@F4billionyearzag0]

And hell combinnned

[@rooblez9005]

High glory 😂

[@philipbenhardb.velasco369]

Clapping at the end was a slight demonstration of how Gloria spread her happiness everywhere

[@ninjaghostrider4299]

Brooooo 😂😂😂

[@yeahok6240]

Happiness aint the only thing she spreading...

[@DiscardedYT]

​@@yeahok6240 💀

[@some-asian]

​@@yeahok6240naaaah 💀💀💀☠

[@kdpwt]

@@yeahok6240good

[@andrewsutherland133]

It's nice to know Gloria found someone who makes her as happy as she's made everyone else, and I mean EVERYONE

[@tailedgates9]

A damn football team. XD

[@hido...]

When everybody had a bad moment Gloria was always there to save the day frfr

[@stevewall7044]

This would had made it in.

[@manniebradley3768]

And that is a beautiful thing the worst thing a man can be is not sex positive shit give a an experienced player over a rookie any day and to be into virginal women is kinda sussy

[@thugnificent7534]

@@manniebradley3768 lmao that legitimately cucked, "sex positive"

[@OriginalGwisoon]

"Snatched more souls than heaven" 😂

[@yihannajohnson3711]

Lol

[@raamyasharahla535]

I honestly have no words 🤣

[@skin9255]

Pardon me sir , would you mind elaborating further as i don't get it

[@bolarinwaolabimtan5495]

My man looked up to God 🤣🤣🤣

[@Tyreece190]

​@@skin9255 you don't know what a soul is?

[@bagofsteel9152]

I witnessed this happen at a wedding before, only it was a female best friend talking about the wife's polygamy for fifteen minutes straight. It was beautiful, I had run out of champagne about seven minutes in and didn't know what to do for the next eight minutes to hold back my laughter.

[@giosbizarreart9048]

This is insane ☠️

[@tareqal-hasan4975]

Why did they allow her to keep running her mouth for 15 minutes 😂

[@TheDarkestPaladin]

@@tareqal-hasan4975 cause you can't stop legends

[@yourgrandpa2539]

damn who yall marrying 💀💀

[@tareqal-hasan4975]

@@TheDarkestPaladin the same way the wife couldn't stop getting ran through i guess

[@arpitpandey5826]

Give this man an award for just being this consistent.. i mean he's being doing this for years and still comes up with new ideas with same amount of laughter. And his topics are far away from normal.. and that's really hard to maintain.. nothing but respect for you Griffy.. love you man, love from India ❤️

[@xVx_K1r1t0_xVx_KillMe]

Far away from normal lmao 🤣 that describes pretty much every dish washer in college

[@somaliahelt]

maybe the reason no one is giving props and awards is bc u people cant let greatnes shine u have to be mormons who want to preach the word of god, bc of u i dont like god too mutch.

[@CyberVirtual]

From a Toast to being Toasted!!! Cheers to Fears...

[@user-vl7fm8ck2m]

"Far away from normal" bruh griffey just described like 99% of college girls

[@wesleytodd2002]

@@user-vl7fm8ck2m that's how it be but some women that fucked a lot of dudes do make good wives

[@DonnieDin]

As a dude living in AZ, I can confirm we’ve all ran through Gloria

[@solidwaterslayer]

i accidentally touched her while trying to get milk. And I live on Mars…

[@malif1279]

As a dude living in Gloria i can confirm we've all ran through AZ

[@jamisonreynolds9949]

These bots are getting out of hand lol

[@BlueBamboo9]

Gloria a freak, on god

[@SEXYCBO]

more like Gloria ran thru yall 🤣🤣🤣

[@zecta2293]

"myself included" had me dead

[@SqnLdrVinutha]

Yesss😂😂😂😂

[@Squashh_]

“And she been tasting a lot of men!” *”Excuse me?”*

[@fazormcghee7936]

I said "here we go"

[@imdone-cat5200]

Tasting a lot of chocolate men.

[@namesurname9668]

Even I know gloria. 8itch gave me the clap.

[@Tyreece190]

@@namesurname9668 you feel me doe ik I've already been on here but I accidentally popped this video up and I decided too get a good laugh lol dude don't even know I filled Gloria up bro maybe we can share Gloria but don't tell Anthony tho.....

[@namesurname9668]

@@Tyreece190 Fwuack Tony. He still owe me that dub I loaned him. 😋

[@justnateclips7521]

"She has snatched more souls than heavan" was the line I needed to send me flyin' LMAOOOOO, AYOOOOOO, that line is crazy!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

[@ASHELYR90]

🤣🤣🤣

[@darrieuslewis1920]

I've been there lol

[@razgrizraven]

I would've died if the ending song started playing "One glad morning, when this life is over"

[@iko7478]

npc

[@Sasquiny]

I beg someone corrects their spelling!

[@SiriusWolfstar]

“Gloria The Throat Goddess.” 😂😂😂😂

[@priscillajimenez27]

Was expecting him to say glory h0le

[@ShelCorporation]

This is LBG’s way of saying body count matters

[@CyberVirtual]

From a Toast to being Toasted!!! Cheers to Fears...

[@EarlHollander]

I mean, of course, for any normal man. It's only that the feminists have got us by the balls and we cannot say this in public. I am an engineering student, great GPA, if I keep working my balls off I will eventually land a job. I have not so much as felt the warmth of a womans embrace, I want a wife who is not an open gate, if I was Charlie Sheen or someone who himself beds hundreds of women, maybe I would touch Gloria. These h03 always settle down with innocent men. All the women with racks and ass don't look my way, so when they are used up and 29 yo, why THE FUCK will I take her???? I was here all along, you could have been with me all this time and have a normal, loving relationship.

[@eliasgibson2878]

It doesn't tho. Anyone who gets mad about bodycount is insecure af

[@DaniTheHero]

@@eliasgibson2878 It does matter. It shows lack of character and there’s some evidence to prove it ruins the ability to pair bond.

[@qaassimmahmood548]

@@DaniTheHero There's a study suggested a higher chance of divorce or cheating.

[@GoldyRodger]

Gloria the throat goddess 🤣🤣🤣

[@MisterHeroman]

Gloria the glory hole

[@XxDEADX_XSHOTxX]

I was waiting for Gloria the throat warrior 🤣

[@cyrusj9625]

@@XxDEADX_XSHOTxXthe throat gpat

[@terrycrews1760]

@@XxDEADX_XSHOTxX 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Respect2theFallen]

Was gonna send this to my cousin but his mom's name Gloria 😬

[@CF-cx3hg]

Later that night:"it's my first time, be gentle" Gloria:"I got you fam"

[@travish6402]

Filling Gloria up like a jelly donut. Got it! 😂

[@quoxkstar6663]

Is my recent 🔥?

[@BackBeater]

Can someone help me solve 5÷10? I know the answer, just don't know how to properly solve it..

[@hajsh67]

@@BackBeater It's the reciprocal of the 1000th multiple of Gloria's body count.

[@namesurname9668]

All future weddings gon be like this, way these younger wmen out here thoting it up. Not that I'm complaining coz ooohweeey. They do give good head. I swear you'd think they motherless, for half the things they can do.

[@travish6402]

@@namesurname9668 for real though 🤣

[@lostone9700]

Worse than finding out scotty doesnt know

[@keithmckellar9913]

I don't know I say this one was a lateral movement I mean they wrote a song lol

[@courtneyjohnson4451]

Lol man I love that movie

[@jcmillzmusic8768]

So dont tell scotty

[@kendallwilliams9618]

W reference to Eurotrip.

[@domoniquegarrett6823]

griffy didnt know til today

[@nEo7ization]

I love how his excitement decreases with each sentence of the speech until it changes into depression

[@RogueFox2185]

The wife’s best friend was giving off pure Dutch Van Derlin energy: “We all had our way with her… but HE married her!”

[@GameFormative]

Rdr2😂😂😂

[@Lee-hz5bd]

Bro😂😂😂😂

[@FattyWrap]

@@GameFormative I think it was in rdr1 in a cutscene late game

[@majorgear1021]

He got lucky I got lucky with her too! Me too And I I also Count me in I hit that … and it continues around the room until every man admits he hit that .

[@kurtcometa4818]

If the rest of the Van Der Linde gang were alive during John and Abigail's wedding, This is what Dutch's gonna say

[@Twilight.Princess]

I just went to my childhood friend’s wedding last night and there was definitely some funny shit said during the toasts.

[@austinflynn5374]

Toasts turn into roasts?

[@MF_DOOMer]

Like what

[@majorgear1021]

Long Beach Griffy was there?

[@maazabbasi9174]

Was it anything like this one?

[@MrFlakko30]

Details ma dude details!!

[@bryannaing6316]

Thank you Anthony, for filling Gloria in a way no other man could. I'll miss Glory's hole.

[@fullmetalx644]

“ she done snatched more souls than heaven” bro that had me dead

[@majorgear1021]

“Her snatch snatched…”

[@LookTheresJosh]

griffy always tip toeing on the line of being cancelled for the sake of our entertainment, bless this man

[@BackBeater]

Can someone help me solve 5÷10? I know the answer, just don't know how to properly solve it..

[@IsThatNas]

@@BackBeater 0.5, basically you can't divide 10 by 5, so you add a 0. before the answer, and 10 is bigger than 5, so u add a 0 to 5 which makes 50, and after that it's just basic division

[@daniellewis5009]

@MeatCaynon 🅥 I love that you are here.

[@BackBeater]

@@IsThatNas so I was right...

[@user-vl7fm8ck2m]

This isn't even offensive😭 Only the 304s would be offended by this lol

[@noch884]

Her : My past doesn't matter Her past :

[@jasong7728]

This is accurate at every wedding

[@mrbagel6743]

Ligma

[@LordOfDragons4122]

True but it actually depends on if it happened or not.

[@BackBeater]

Can someone help me solve 5÷10? I know the answer, just don't know how to properly solve it..

[@LordOfDragons4122]

@@BackBeater multiplication

[@Tomiwa101]

The reality is that, some of the guys that have clapped/are clapping your future wife will attend y'all's wedding...and he'll shake you and tell both of you "congratulations". IT'S FACTS!!! Deal with it now.

[@ARYAN-bh4lj]

"Filling Gloria up like a jelly doughnut"😂

[@BrianDePalmaII]

Never seen a situation go so south so quickly

[@becca53444]

My best friend if I get married: “We were so happy when she finally left the house and socialized with someone besides us. Thank God she met you. We were tired of her constantly saying she was gonna die alone.”

[@Tyreece190]

@@Julian-kj6my he said she do you know what she means 🤔

[@Tyreece190]

@@Julian-kj6my you must not know what she means either 🤔

[@Tyreece190]

@@Julian-kj6my 🤔💬💬💬💬💬💬

[@Tyreece190]

@@Julian-kj6my I got so many ideas I really don't know which is correct.....

[@Tyreece190]

@@Julian-kj6my trans?

[@Dragonslayerblood]

I lost it at " she been passed around more than covid-19" 🤣🤣🤣

[@jerryokazaki8626]

I lost it at the Boston Marathon joke

[@daniellemhall1358]

It's nice to know that they're all happy she found someone nice, even though they will all miss her. That's really mature of them. 🙂🙂🙂🙂😊😊😊😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@powerofanimegod5578]

Fiance:I'm going home Fiancee:but baby Fiance:I'm not your baby😞

[@quoxkstar6663]

Is my recent 🔥?

[@Roeclean]

I'm Not Yo Baby FTFY

[@lesgoshooping6695]

weeee...

[@browillis5848]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Turboshitter]

Huh, Fiancee is the female-gendered version of Fiance.

[@blue-phoenix115]

Who needs enemies when you have your best friend.

[@fernandomescalito5307]

When I was in high school there was a girl in our group that everyone messed around with and now I see her on social media with her wedding pics. I'm like poor bastard

[@Womanfemale12]

Hey he choosed her so 😂😂

[@nitprb1648]

@@Womanfemale12what if he doesn’t know?

[@promotechs2540]

Same new some girls with scandalous stories and when you see them social media now playing the timid wife you can’t help but laugh.

[@Chris-LO]

😂😂😂 the voice in the back that said “ on god i fucc” 😂😂😂

[@Zamo-Cyan]

“Trell…” 😂

[@idwtbam]

I had to replay it to catch it. Ya boy was waaay in the back

[@Juggtacula]

...Anthony annulled his marriage two days later, after waiting for the weekend so the courthouse would open.

[@zacharywong483]

Your creativity in coming up with sketch ideas is so impressive, Griff

[@esteban8471]

Anthony: Man, what did I do to deserve a woman like this? Literally every other man in the hemisphere: Preach!

[@tc2241]

After all that the bedroom better have more ups, downs, twists, and turns than Six Flags.

[@reacher8042]

On God it better

[@biomassregional6vlogstv]

0:07 I started smirking and grinning because I had a sixth sense something was gonna pop off, but I didn't know it was gonna be a roast toast XD

[@wolfedabs4248]

Griffy! I love the vids man and we appreciate all the work you be putting in man!!

[@MiguelAngel-ep9vt]

The type of thing that really makes you want to go home

[@muhammadtariq6330]

The clapping at the end got me crying

[@et2525]

Griffy, this skit should be titled, "The Reason Why High Body Counts Matter to Men!!" cause the groom went through all 5 stages of grief in less than 2 minutes!

[@user-vl7fm8ck2m]

i feel sorry for the dudes that married 304s tbh

[@myentertainment55]

No, I disagree, it would be not funny. You have to be subtle in humor, I like current title. We can guess but It has intrigue.

[@browillis5848]

🤣🤣🤣

[@rose-yeah]

@@user-vl7fm8ck2m 😂no. I feel bad for the men who marry virgins but then those virgins cheat on them or kill them.

[@rose-yeah]

@@user-vl7fm8ck2m feel sorry😂. Don’t you f know that women aren’t sex the objects. Women are complex human beings. I mean I’m a virgin who is toxic asf, did my virginity make me a good person? F no.

[@blakebrown115]

Shes been passed around like covid Griffy: 19 0:57

[@DarkWolfJr1000]

As someone living in California, I can confirm Gloria does live up to her name ‘throat goddess’.

[@killermothxd4085]

I lost it when he brought Trelle into it 🤣

[@MusicInMe754]

For some reason, I was expecting "She done snatched more souls than Shang Tsung." And the "Day After Day" song would've made a good First Dance for the couple. 🤣🤣🤣

[@lrc2k8]

Lol me too😅😅😅

[@eeeflaco24]

"more souls than Shang Tsung" is crazy lmaooo

[@namesurname9668]

Gloria: YOUR BRUTHA'S SOUL, IS MINE!!!

[@QQ-yi6yg]

Shang Tsung would be the chefs kiss on that joke if it had gone that way, that's a great line

[@magik97]

Yeah, same

[@TeamDeAngelo]

When she’s done “finding herself” at 35 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ant5144]

Someone calling your wife "The Throat Goddess" at your wedding is fuckin insane 🤣

[@nerdyali3n644]

I spit out my soda nearly choking. Griffy be coming up with many skits 😂

[@astropunch101]

Logan and Nina’s Wedding Ceremony

[@christopherwalken5983]

Gloria has been passed around more than a collection plate, on Easter Sunday. Every time she does a cartwheel, it sounds like wet baloney flapping in the wind. God bless their union.

[@chariouibouchaib4416]

1:38 Clapping Cheeks 😂😂😂😂

[@VoidX01]

As a representative of the train, from the Arizona branch, that ran thru Gloria. I can say confidently, that she was passed around more than the black plague. Ain't no valley low enough, ain't no mountain high, for Gloria the Throat Goddess lookin' for her next train gang member, to experience her throat skills.

[@KurohigeDTeach-yy3yk]

"Gloria, as a good friend of yours..." Me: Aw shit 🤣 Damn y'all thnx 👍🏿

[@namesurname9668]

"Here we go again."

[@GrimmToast]

That excuse me? at 0:35 😂😂

[@babaksard9622]

the "nineteen?' was just the S tier comedy most will not appreciate enough

[@AmritGrewal31]

Phcked up part is that this isn't even satirical anymore... and then they wonder "where did all the good men go?"

[@OnlyMenAndWomen]

"snatch more souls than heaven" that shit got me💀

[@quoxkstar6663]

Is my recent 🔥?

[@heathermetz6576]

0:55 "Been ran through more than Boston!"

[@alexanderx33]

0:42 "Gawd I fuck'd" Love that lazy responce

[@AJ-lw6jf]

Griffy never disappoints 😂😂

[@coleevans2476]

“More ran through than Boston “is wild being from Boston is even more hilarious😂😭😭😭

[@yodaddyyogatti3586]

She belonggg to the streeetsss 🤣

[@user-vl7fm8ck2m]

Nah she belongs to the earth

[@ronmendez22]

Damn. The donut joke was so graphic that i ll never see at that kind of donut again without thinking of gloria.

[@DirtCheapFU]

New husband, "She never snatched my soul like that".

[@cheshirewise942]

Ah, nothing like the face of regret after a good toast 😂😂😂

[@LegendYT91]

Lol that cheers at the end was cold blooded lmao

[@KraycheteFF]

man, this guy's acting is just legendary. I already have a big smile on my face in the first 5 seconds of the video. Just love it, loooooove it

[@mynanaysp]

"Filling Gloria up like a jelly donut" lmaooo

[@dom8286]

Last Griffy video with them new KZbin demonetization rules I'm afraid 😅😅

[@das_it_mane]

Wait wut...explain

[@Jamestismyname]

@@das_it_mane YT has decided that if you use profanity too much in your content they will either limit revenue or you get no revenue at all. And if I'm not mistaken the change is retroactive. So it could apply to videos you've already made.

[@SaifSan4664]

If I know one thing about Griffy is that he doesn't care

[@jinjunliu2401]

@@Jamestismyname I'm guessing music videos will get a pass on that...

[@Jamestismyname]

@@jinjunliu2401 Yeah they said Stand up and music is excluded from that.

[@NationalSportsEntertainmentNSE]

I literally watched this via captions as I was hovering and it started playing I immediately knew when the voice change likely hit. Griff is awesome

[@Priinsu]

Lmao who remembers GiGi from Harvey Birdman Attorney at law? She would let every body in the office building hit, except Harvey and then she got pregnant and tried to pin a baby on him and trick him into marrying her.😂

[@KINGKCA19]

😂😂😂 classic

[@silverdragon122]

Yeah, that's exactly this. Sucks for the guys that happens to IRL

[@tomfoolery7797]

I remember that, great show.

[@majorgear1021]

There is a motto among women “Marry once for money, and then for love.” The first guy will get divorced and fleeced by family court. The second guy doesn’t have to do anything, except maybe be bad boy or eff boy.

[@mangosteak]

@@majorgear1021 And that is a good reason to have a marriage contract

[@Solo-vm8pd]

“She done snatched more souls than heaven” 🤣🤣☠️🥂

[@tempo8462]

'A recently married couple sets the new world record for the fastest divorce in history'

[@wildorange7157]

The clapping at the end was the bonus

[@majorgear1021]

Hands weren’t the only thing getting clapped!

[@KingJaggerjack]

Yo he sounded so hurt when he said "Trelle"

[@daboiii7822]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🎯🎯🎯

[@daddy_1453]

I thought he said "Tra", as he regularly colabs with him.

[@michels.9965]

😂

[@jamesunderwoood8412]

I mean, if she that good and seems committed. It just sounds like a win to me

[@kxng_xf_sxrrxw5222]

At 1:05 when he looked up I started dying

[@tpeterson9140]

the gulp and who are u at 1:17 is just too good

[@leonrobinson8180]

0:48 Teanna? As in Teanna Trump? Not like I watched any of her videos...

[@smaug6015]

I would've turned into Danny phantom and gone ghost after that toast immediately

[@N0URii]

1:33 i spilled out my tea 😭😭

[@anime_kingdom1300]

This had me wheezing in the store, I swear people thought I was crying 🤣

[@tomcat8445]

"She got passed around more than covid" Bro treated her like she was a fuckin disease 💀

[@KeepingItReal721]

😂😂 You know it’s gonna get wild anytime you hear the words “before she met”

[@martinacold9255]

Right?! 😭🤣

[@joachimwalle3760]

Holy hell, those tears at the end - you're a great actor!

[@MsLovely4a]

"This the only 🐕 that's immune to all STDs"...congrats Gloria 🤣🤣

[@wizdiz04]

Laughing at "She's been spread around more than covid" at 5am. Griffy always has me in stitches.

[@bradleyauminio98]

Noticed how the round of applause at the end sounded like Gloria getting clapped 😭😂🤣

[@Prizrak131]

"I'm sure we all... Is gonna miss filling Gloria up like a jelly donut" 💀💀💀

[@darkkingalize8418]

New fear unlocked 🔓

[@kingfish216]

Gloria the Gobbler

[@LegendaryDorkKnight]

I wanted to laugh, but I felt his pain too deep. Deeper than Gloria's throat.

[@giftedhat7436]

😂😂😂

[@darthrevan9595]

“Ran through more than Boston” 😂

[@choccocker]

Bro should be happy. He found a keeper that has proven times and times she got the skills.

[@olivercharles2930]

nah, she will probably use her skills more often than...necessary. if you catch my drift

[@autumn_skies]

that "who are you?" though 😭😭