When Zlatan Teaches Haaland 🥶

[@polskaballproductions4291]

It's so funny that no one even cares about Zlatan harassing them because well... Its Zlatan

[@elijah580]

Zlatan doesn't harass them harass zlatans them 😏😏😏😏 7 moths and I'm still constantly getting replies

[@eufootball18]

​@@elijah580 bro

[@Macaaaack]

Zlatan doesnt care about harassment, harassment cares about Zlatan🦁

[@sanghitathakuria9255]

​@@elijah580 bro what 💀!!

[@madieakss6279]

@@elijah580i lost braincells…

[@legendop7642]

Bro was so afraid of Zlatan that he shaved all his hair 💀

[@budisnapdragon434]

🤣

[@Dominic19850]

still got slapped💀

[@legendop7642]

@@Dominic19850 For shaving hair 💀

[@Mmmmmmmmmmmnm]

@@legendop7642 Yes

[@opnoob3954]

And changed race lol

[@CrystalFire1010]

When Zlatan hires a bodyguard, the bodyguard feels safe. Edit: Mom, I'm famous ❌ Mom, Zlatan made me famous ✅

[@yazlmc4870]

151 likes and no comment, let me fix that

[@draspen]

Bodyguards protect Zlatan ❌ Zlatan protects his bodyguards ✅

[@hotoblox1]

Hi

[@GodParticle_YK]

True

[@ImHlkari]

When Zlatan downloads an app, the app agrees to his terms and conditions

[@fernandoroberts3591]

LMAOOO

[@kangwakowa8370]

AHHHH!🤣

[@de_genie420]

Zlatan doesn't download apps, apps download Zlatan

[@coneguyroblox-x4f]

finally a good one

[@rickygerung_]

DAMNNN

[@fizzythrows]

When Zlatan does something against the rules, the rules must apologize to Zlatan.

[@jannesdindorf477]

Zlatan does nothing wrong

[@Cvekhel]

Of zlatan doing something wrong he is doing right

[@ahmadmuliawan0008]

Zlatan is not going to against the rules, since the rules itself is zlatan 😂😂😂

[@Skeptic-w6k]

"....Rules will change" would be better I think😅😂

[@sasankapratimkalita3592]

Once Zlatan went to Africa, he saw a lion and started to pray Lion asked are you praying for your life? Zlatan: I always pray before I eat

[@Frauget379]

😂

[@claybe5962]

The lion really asked that to Ibrahimovic ?

[@SM0XYhimself]

Copied joke

[@JaydenCampbell-el2ph]

Lions can't talk

[@christopherayalaayala5133]

​@@JaydenCampbell-el2phzlatan is a lion he can talk to lions

[@Awful7.]

Never sit near ibrahimovic 😂😂😂

[@Ziado_]

You dont sit near ibrahimović, ibrahimović sits near you

[@h.h4417]

@@Ziado_ alright thats terrifying ngl💀

[@biggestoof524]

​@@Ziado_ 💀

[@silly.cinder]

​@@Ziado_imagine sitting in the damn toilet 💀

[@suyashverma2338]

​@@silly.cinder So what🙂 "Ibrahimovic sits near you"🌝

[@khoalinski]

When Zlatan harasses everyone, everyone has to apologize Zlatan

[@pm-every-skne]

When harassment zlatans everyone, apologizing has to zlatan everyone

[@-Niggawhat-]

@@pm-every-skne 👏😂

[@riz99]

Unless you are Joey Barton

[@lordvladimirputin]

@@pm-every-skne 🤓👈

[@gargamelito]

HAHAHAHAHAH SO FUNNY, THANK'S BRO.

[@devpro8466]

Zlatan doesn't turn on the shower, he just stares at it until it starts crying. Edit: WOW 5k likes 😌

[@gameclips5482]

Haven't heard this one before 😂

[@KygoCalvinHarris-xu4kv]

Water goes to Zlatan to pay respect

[@subastuanmakoto1379]

Hahahahahhaha funny

[@KygoCalvinHarris-xu4kv]

@joeeditz481 we need football players

[@kSupremeYoutuber]

is he vegeta ?

[@KingSammzy]

Zlatan just casually slapping people around 😂

[@harvindersingh5280]

When zalatan comes on your home you are the guest 😂

[@lijumpadu4103]

Same jokes everywhere 🤣

[@holme1980]

@@lijumpadu4103 Its a grosse comment from op,hes saying when he comes on your home,like hes masturbating on it.....

[@DeprivedofZZZ]

@@lijumpadu4103it’s been an ongoing joke for 5+ years

[@KygoCalvinHarris-xu4kv]

When he comes to your country, you are the foreigner

[@mrjamezjc9845]

I think you mean “comes to” not “on”😂😂😂😂😂changes the meaning quite a lot

[@mreverything1938]

“Haaland being a angry bird” 💀

[@Bloxfruit..15]

Hate u❤

[@dianaacosta7558]

Im your hundred like

[@maestralmapping]

*cry baby

[@ShadowIsRandom]

Angry bird and ninja turtle rivalry

[@matty._.y10]

*2012 flashbacks intensify

[@Astrophilia1177]

When Zlatan fouls, the referee receives a red card.

[@HysjMysj]

This comment shouldn't make any sense.. But since it's about Zlatan, it suddenly does, and it's fucking hilarious

[@Astrophilia1177]

@@HysjMysj My lad's finally understood KZbin community humour, Cheers!🍻

[@VictorMongrelPrawira]

when Z fouls, the other guy gets booked

[@caniblmolstr452]

​@@HysjMysjit has actually happened. Just check zlatan gives referee a red card

[@Asseny-chen]

Zlatan never fouls because Zlatan is the rule

[@DaRealBlueSkiesYT]

When Zlatan goes to the airport, he takes the security’s water bottles.

[@luukherfst1209]

When Zlatan drinks water, the water gets hydrated

[@DaRealBlueSkiesYT]

@@luukherfst1209 When Zlatan Watches A Show, He asks If Netflix Is Still Watching.

[@DragonSageKaimus]

​@@DaRealBlueSkiesYT😂😂😂

[@abcdaniel6445]

It is sad to see Zlatan retired

[@grammarly7099]

Wait its been 1 month already???😢

[@samgerland6087]

Not even a football fan, but yeah I agree

[@mitchconner2021]

He didn't retire. He's just giving everyone else a chance 😂

[@Sketchy_Sana]

Best comment ever😂

[@mavvynne444]

No, it's not

[@shree-2808]

Haalands face 💀💀

[@waleedhaji5075]

LMAO😂

[@im_misfar940]

He looks so cute 😂

[@kamilwedkarstwo3433]

@@im_misfar940 ugly

[@starfootballhub]

​@@im_misfar940Gavi clear 🤤

[@bluegradt]

Erling baby face ☠️

[@Alibola_edits]

Right now, I’m not caring about Haaland why did just Ibrahimović did that😂😂😂

[@Pratapsubba55567]

161 like and no comment? Let me fix this😌

[@arez_enes]

It was a joke he was messing with them 😂😂

[@MrFootball93]

207 likes and 2 comments? let me fix this

[@КатеринаСеменченко-ж5б]

He pushed those young guys to stick onto the game not their phones

[@ccEdit738]

735 likes and 6 comments? Let me fix that

[@outRst3lar]

When Zlatan is born, Zlatan congratulates the doctor

[@danielangelespilcoroldan8683]

😂

[@GeneralGrievous7567]

Wait, so the doctor is the father?

[@Jisan948]

​@@GeneralGrievous7567 No Zlatan is doctor's father 😂

[@ravishah4121]

​@@Jisan948 😂😂😂

[@mirajahmed707]

​@@Jisan948Yessss

[@davsdelg9243]

"Haaland being a angry bird" Got me laughing 😂😂

[@King5ec3kg8d]

Он не злой 😡

[@onielpotter8673]

Zlatan is a real Lion.

[@skyj5606]

Sergio: Let me teach him, dad Zlatan: alright show him my son

[@muhammadkevin3449]

And now haaland be a step son💀

[@shackeraburke522]

Sergio Aguero Or Ramos? Lol

[@muhammadkevin3449]

@@shackeraburke522 bruh💀

[@abdulaleem7298]

@@shackeraburke522 ramos is bigger than zlatan in every way so he prolly meant aguerOOOOUUUUUU

[@yobrake5856]

​@@abdulaleem7298 ramos is bigger than zlatan?? what are you high on?

[@priyangamboruah2009]

No matter what zlatan does it always makes everybody smile ❤❤❤

[@AphiweMaziya]

That's true I like him very much ❤😅

[@rabbihossain8737]

zlatan once killed some mosquitos at a show which is now known as "Applause"

[@dlmperplex337]

This is a good one 😂

[@muhibarfin]

Such a kind person zlatan is that he knew if he was gonna hold that guy's hair for one more second, he was gonna be bald... So he stopped at the right moment.

[@shivampol9577]

When Zlatan walks, the earth rotates..

[@TFIta369]

It rotates when anyone walks. 😂

[@FarZeeBlox]

When Zlatan gets a red card, the referee leaves the pitch.

[@aylincastro7826]

Zlatan is sigma ❌ Sigma is zlatan ✅ Edit: Thank you all for breaking my 1 record like 😂

[@CrisR07.]

Sigma is cringe So Cringe is Zlatan

[@nahidniyazihoque1718]

​@@CrisR07. you are talking about the one who calls themselves a sigma.

[@CrisR07.]

@@nahidniyazihoque1718 i never called myself as Sigma 🤮 it's fricking cringe

[@OfficialFeronik]

​@@CrisR07. who said u did

[@EezoTheChezo]

​@@CrisR07. because you have no self confidence and don't love yourself?

[@Domain1631_]

He was such a legend. I’m so sad he retired. 💔

[@B__L]

He was just a bit of an asshole tbh

[@FanelesibongeMelokuhle]

Me either 😢

[@Randomahhguy]

Bro Zlatan is the type of guy that doesn’t break the law, the law breaks for him

[@smiley_exe4960]

If he breaks a law, the law was probably wrong anyway and should be changed.

[@GrassIsGrass]

Haaland is the GOAT🐐

[@giannisanag-cl4zn]

When zlatan gets stabbed, the knife bends

[@ahankallee]

You just made zlatan immortal as if he wasn't already powerful enough

[@Poland6969]

Haaland was mocking Godfrey for arguing with him

[@zKrazeM8]

Mocking the muslim.. racist

[@Poland6969]

@@zKrazeM8 what

[@Poland6969]

@@zKrazeM8 he was angry at him it wasn't religiously motivated

[@zKrazeM8]

@@Poland6969 yes it was! He agressively triggered the muslim viking🇳🇴⚔️🗿🕌🧎🏼💣☯️🧘🏼‍♂️🪷

[@ROOGHZ.]

@@zKrazeM8 lol 🤣 I wanna see Ur cun* after 100 years :)

[@DaSussyBakag]

Moral of the story: Never sit next to *zlatan*

[@navrez3100]

But Ibrahimovic sits near you

[@CrystalFire1010]

Zlatan doesn't flush in the toilet, he stares at it and scares the shit out of it.

[@l30prd30]

When a plane lands, the pilot claps for Zlatan.

[@mohamadsaiful8255]

its not funny

[@l30prd30]

@@mohamadsaiful8255 awww, thanks so cute!!!

[@aydingharehbaghian7923]

Lmfao

[@hemanhider]

Zlatan claps the plane

[@shadrachgeorge108]

Bully is the definition of Zlatan😅😜💪

[@pimpshrimp4253]

still. i guess he had reason. looks like a cunt

[@IAmBlothhundr]

😜Crazy emoji 😜 crazy emoji 😜 crazy emoji

[@sweetsams13]

No zalatan is the definition of bully

[@devilboyyt4344]

That slap on the head was personal 😂

[@Maison-K]

frfr 😂😂😂

[@JDshorts5]

Fr😂

[@iitd30]

Zlatan doing Zlatan things

[@opheliawinfrey9501]

Zlatan is that uncle we all wish we had

[@TrueUglyGamer]

True

[@mohamedosama8974]

لا إلَهَ إلَّا اللَّه محمد رسول اللَّه صلى اللَّه عليه وسلم

[@noelmax8644]

Who’s hear from zlatan retire announcement😢

[@Pp_lolas]

Yea 😢

[@aileenashcroft6729]

😢😢😢

[@totalgamerz78]

When zlatan goes to the movies and his phone rings, they put the movie on pause so zlatan can answer it 😂😂 Edit: ty for 300 likes :)

[@BigBoss7777777]

Don’t laugh at your own copied joke

[@TITANxPREDATOR]

​@@BigBoss7777777 what do u mean by own copied 😅

[@totalgamerz78]

@@BigBoss7777777?????

[@kalvinnaidoo4034]

​@@BigBoss7777777 ???

[@bl4ckout36]

​??????

[@affusmagicalworld373]

When zlatan eats food the food gets nourished

[@BottleFlippinDude]

Ofc the food gets nourished

[@leki4650]

Bro why is everyone glorifying Zlatans harassment? Yall siding with the big bad bully 💀

[@football_1_0_1]

U legend what a cold vid 🥶

[@NeoBlitxard]

If Zlatan harasses someone, they accept it, because it’s Zlatan

[@vellyvelia9556]

Ramos: 🤨 Zlatan: 🤨 Haaland: Whatchu lookin at

[@mangsenlg]

Reading all the comments give me that Chuck Norris vibes 😂😂😂

[@martinachisholm5667]

Haaland is the leg working machine

[@LukaPandža10]

Killer Zlatan Ibrahimović

[@Nelly41288]

Haland was like: "just a little tackle and you're crying like a baby?"

[@madridrosassimeone]

Crying is taking revenge after just a little tackle. Who's crying now

[@Frederick_Editz]

Bro imagine Zlatan and Haaland fighting 💀💀

[@muzamilali6336]

Rip haaland 😂

[@EbubeDivine-j6w]

RIP HAALAND

[@peppapog8376]

*Finally a worthy opponent... Our battle will be LEGENDARY*

[@matija7068]

R.I.P HAALAND

[@iililmac6268]

Someone save haaland dude Zlatan gonna slamdunk him so hard hes gonna be off his axis for life 😂

[@Isuckatbooks]

Halland is like FINISH HIM

[@Yoyowassup2023]

Haalands the kangaroo, tall and tough. Zlatan is the Tiger, strong and aggressive. Ramos is the Hyena, aggressive and mischievous.

[@gamingfntiks46]

Zlatan comment section is legendary comment section 😂😂

[@dominique.gonzalez622]

ZLATAN is a fucking mad man yo😂😂❤ man imma miss this guy for sure for sure

[@zunayedshams272]

Haaland being angry bird 🤣

[@kingbolic8720]

😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😅😅🤣🐦

[@zKrazeM8]

Angry muslim

[@dailydoseofclown2368]

@@zKrazeM8 you cant say that💀💀💀

[@CR4zY_2]

​@@zKrazeM8 U Can't Say Bad About Any Religion💀💀

[@Heat_6789]

​@@zKrazeM8Angry Christian

[@tiodofut]

One slap from zlatan takes you to heaven

[@Hans-dm1vr]

Zlatan doesn't to heaven, heaven comes to Zlatan.

[@gdansk12349]

When Zlatan says hello, hello says thank you 🙏

[@besttravelgems]

Great video 👏

[@GabiTheMonkey]

There is a dude that broke his own legs when he tried tackling Haaland, bro has strongest legs ever

[@hamzal.245]

Well no shit , he’s built like a ostrich what would you expect?😂😂😂

[@nishanthn5719]

Joshua Kimmich?

[@ramenpanda1204]

He didn’t break his legs but he did get injured, and Haaland just kept dribbling, it was Joshua Kimmich

[@yousifalisyed5504]

Bro godfrey annoys in Elden ring and football, what a chad

[@liamdonnelly1816]

Lol

[@eld_ftbl]

Got u to 1k

[@musicislife3758]

Balraj is Humble ❌ Humble is Balraj ✅

[@amason8]

Haaland has the ability to become best player in the world. I don’t agree with people saying that he doesn’t have the talent and mentality to become the best. For 6 years I have followed him and he is filling his bank of experience. I think that next year, when people have seen enough of Messi and Ronaldo, they will turn their eyes to Haaland and he will make people happy 😊

[@Itsdumpy16]

Once you blatantly foul someone (or yank them down in this case) because you don’t know how to play against them, you’ve lost all right to whine and cry about getting absolutely steam rolled on the pitch by that player lmao

[@bonusduckmann9997]

these norse giants man 😂

[@No0dl-]

Haaland is like that one older brother that’s super aggressive in football and gets angry every time he can😂😂😂 but also really nice at times

[@remo1032]

When Zlatan bought himself a house he told his dad “you are the man of the house now”

[@Ax7-x1e]

When Zlatan goes to school he bullies the bully

[@bluemoon1716]

This is what happens when you watch football only on KZbin. Haaland was mocking him, that's it

[@Filippa1.1.]

All scandinavians are like this

[@NotDoesEdits]

When Haaland tackles Zlatan, Tackle tacks Haaland.

[@-thunderousofficial-]

And Zlatan also taught him that amazing bicycle

[@lolthansm02938]

Haaland in one season at the prem achieved more than zlatan did in his whole career

[@Jooo539]

Zlatan: I'll be your coach son Halaand: just don't hit me 💀

[@nikeshponnada8051]

💀

[@ashmitsengupta3405]

When Zlatan opens a websiite, he eats all he cookies.

[@simphiwendaba6225]

😅😅

[@not_loominggirl]

*Haaland being an angry bird💀*

[@istambulankara]

FR😂😂😂

[@TheBot-i9r]

Bro literally bamboozled the other guy

[@georgesaviour6974]

The two legends.

[@wiktorgrabowski3659]

It's funny that Haaland's carrer at 22 is much burger than Zlatan's at 41😂

[@Darkknight9035]

Lol no

[@GeorgeOnTime]

burger?

[@wiktorgrabowski3659]

@@GeorgeOnTime bigger

[@frozenoid3495]

The way he looked back tho after he hit him on the head 💀

[@MuichiroBroEditZ]

im like haaland tbh i mocked my opponents before Xd

[@emilioa.v7179]

I have a feeling that Halaan is going to follow Zlatan's legacy. The way he plays remainds me of him. 🙌❤️

[@PedroRamos-gw1pw]

I like how Zlatan picks on people smaller than him buy yet Onyewu broke 2 of his ribs

[@dragonhell7937]

What if Ibrahimovic were Godfrey in the match 🥶🥶🥶

[@rithwikreddy8296]

The end of haaland's career 😂😂

[@matekovacs2142]

"this is what it's like when worlds collide"

[@limajose4010]

@@matekovacs2142 hell nah this is what happens when a lil angry bird collides with a Zlatan

[@Tsuchiee-Sama]

Bro got Zlatan'd 💀

[@blacksoul1498]

Moral of the story : never sit next to Zlatan

[@thedarkness-zh6bl]

An absolute legend ❤

[@diddy_m4p]

of people said : why did ibrahimović did hit em up, so basically, zlatan doesn’t like these haircuts

[@jestemkowal236]

School is like Football. Zlatan teaches everyone but no one listens

[@SuspiciousEdits972]

Did you see that Haaland slide tackle. It was so clean

[@dubbassmusic4102]

Halaand é a encarnação de Ibrahimovic no futebol

[@shirleythompson686]

Zlatan made himself look like a fool by being a bully. What is he? A school boy? That is not a good reputation.

[@AlikeremOzberk]

You know that haaland was actually mocking him

[@brentjordanjulian6050]

My face looks like haland when my MOM start shouting at me ahahaha

[@desire4193]

Haaland being an angry bird is just so funny

[@user-uv9cn7kk]

Haaland is not a angry bird he is an aggressive eagle 🦅⚡

[@madridrosassimeone]

Booooo take it easy boy

[@Mr_Peppy-s1v]

Haaland as a Angry bird 😂😂🤣

[@FacebookĐỗViệtHuy]

People just wondering around making Zlatan wasting time harass them, his time is priceless.