When Zlatan Teaches Haaland 🥶

[@polskaballproductions4291]

It's so funny that no one even cares about Zlatan harassing them because well... Its Zlatan

[@elijah580]

Zlatan doesn't harass them harass zlatans them 😏😏😏😏 7 moths and I'm still constantly getting replies

[@WEDITZ1950]

​@@elijah580 bro

[@Macaaaack]

Zlatan doesnt care about harassment, harassment cares about Zlatan🦁

[@sanghitathakuria9255]

​@@elijah580 bro what 💀!!

[@madieakss6279]

@@elijah580i lost braincells…

[@onielpotter8673]

Zlatan is a real Lion.

[@rabbihossain8737]

zlatan once killed some mosquitos at a show which is now known as "Applause"

[@dlmperplex337]

This is a good one 😂

[@mangsenlg]

Reading all the comments give me that Chuck Norris vibes 😂😂😂

[@dominichutchinson8355]

Haaland has already achieved what zlatan couldn’t in his entire career but some respect on haalands name

[@KboyMushwanaMike-ok1sr]

Haaland s face when he was angry😂

[@MamaMia84oo7]

Lmfao Ibra just smacking people for no reason. That’s hilarious

[@thebowevmaniac]

Zlatan is the sort of person who’d harass you and you apologise to him..

[@Uicdjjdj123]

If zlatan did that to me he wouldnt be alive im stringer tham him at 16😂

[@nineteenx2]

Harland is the GOAT

[@marcospaulo1376]

Slatan being slatan

[@kgameing]

Bro Zlatan wasn’t in that match because he is in Milan Stadium

[@assyaywt7640]

Haaland is the player Zlatan thinks he is

[@legendop7642]

Bro was so afraid of Zlatan that he shaved all his hair 💀

[@budisnapdragon434]

🤣

[@Dominic19850]

still got slapped💀

[@legendop7642]

@@Dominic19850 For shaving hair 💀

[@Mmmmmmmmmmmnm]

@@legendop7642 Yes

[@opnoob3954]

And changed race lol

[@CrystalFire1010]

When Zlatan hires a bodyguard, the bodyguard feels safe.

[@yazlmc4870]

151 likes and no comment, let me fix that

[@draspen]

Bodyguards protect Zlatan ❌ Zlatan protects his bodyguards ✅

[@hotoblox1]

Hi

[@ricosamuel4769]

True

[@devpro8466]

Zlatan doesn't turn on the shower, he just stares at it until it starts crying. Edit: WOW 5k likes 😌

[@gameclips5482]

Haven't heard this one before 😂

[@KygoCalvinHarris-xu4kv]

Water goes to Zlatan to pay respect

[@subastuanmakoto1379]

Hahahahahhaha funny

[@KygoCalvinHarris-xu4kv]

@joeeditz481 we need football players

[@kSupremeYoutuber]

is he vegeta ?

[@KingSammzy]

Zlatan just casually slapping people around 😂

[@Awful7.]

Never sit near ibrahimovic 😂😂😂

[@Ziado_]

You dont sit near ibrahimović, ibrahimović sits near you

[@h.h4417]

@@Ziado_ alright thats terrifying ngl💀

[@biggestoof524]

​@@Ziado_ 💀

[@silly.cinder]

​@@Ziado_imagine sitting in the damn toilet 💀

[@suyashverma2338]

​@@silly.cinder So what🙂 "Ibrahimovic sits near you"🌝

[@sasankapratimkalita3592]

Once Zlatan went to Africa, he saw a lion and started to pray Lion asked are you praying for your life? Zlatan: I always pray before I eat

[@Frauget379]

😂

[@claybe5962]

The lion really asked that to Ibrahimovic ?

[@SM0XYhimself]

Copied joke

[@JaydenCampbell-el2ph]

Lions can't talk

[@christopherayalaayala5133]

​@@JaydenCampbell-el2phzlatan is a lion he can talk to lions

[@ImHlkari]

When Zlatan downloads an app, the app agrees to his terms and conditions

[@fernandoroberts3591]

LMAOOO

[@kangwakowa8370]

AHHHH!🤣

[@de_genie420]

Zlatan doesn't download apps, apps download Zlatan

[@coneguyroblox-x4f]

finally a good one

[@rickygerung_]

DAMNNN

[@moipallo9613]

When Zlatan does something against the rules, the rules must apologize to Zlatan.

[@jannesdindorf477]

Zlatan does nothing wrong

[@Cvekhel]

Of zlatan doing something wrong he is doing right

[@ahmadmuliawan0008]

Zlatan is not going to against the rules, since the rules itself is zlatan 😂😂😂

[@JamoliddinNuriddinov-g5u]

"....Rules will change" would be better I think😅😂

[@Astrophilia1177]

When Zlatan fouls, the referee receives a red card.

[@HysjMysj]

This comment shouldn't make any sense.. But since it's about Zlatan, it suddenly does, and it's fucking hilarious

[@Astrophilia1177]

@@HysjMysj My lad's finally understood KZbin community humour, Cheers!🍻

[@VictorMongrelPrawira]

when Z fouls, the other guy gets booked

[@caniblmolstr452]

​@@HysjMysjit has actually happened. Just check zlatan gives referee a red card

[@Asseny-chen]

Zlatan never fouls because Zlatan is the rule

[@harvindersingh5280]

When zalatan comes on your home you are the guest 😂

[@lijumpadu4103]

Same jokes everywhere 🤣

[@holme1980]

@@lijumpadu4103 Its a grosse comment from op,hes saying when he comes on your home,like hes masturbating on it.....

[@DeprivedofZZZ]

@@lijumpadu4103it’s been an ongoing joke for 5+ years

[@KygoCalvinHarris-xu4kv]

When he comes to your country, you are the foreigner

[@mrjamezjc9845]

I think you mean “comes to” not “on”😂😂😂😂😂changes the meaning quite a lot

[@khoalinski]

When Zlatan harasses everyone, everyone has to apologize Zlatan

[@pm-every-skne]

When harassment zlatans everyone, apologizing has to zlatan everyone

[@-Niggawhat-]

@@pm-every-skne 👏😂

[@riz99]

Unless you are Joey Barton

[@lordvladimirputin]

@@pm-every-skne 🤓👈

[@gargamelito]

HAHAHAHAHAH SO FUNNY, THANK'S BRO.

[@davsdelg9243]

"Haaland being a angry bird" Got me laughing 😂😂

[@King5ec3kg8d]

Он не злой 😡

[@mreverything1938]

“Haaland being a angry bird” 💀

[@Bloxfruit..15]

Hate u❤

[@dianaacosta7558]

Im your hundred like

[@maestralmapping]

*cry baby

[@ShadowIsRandom]

Angry bird and ninja turtle rivalry

[@matty._.y10]

*2012 flashbacks intensify

[@shree-2808]

Haalands face 💀💀

[@waleedhaji5075]

LMAO😂

[@im_misfar940]

He looks so cute 😂

[@kamilwedkarstwo3433]

@@im_misfar940 ugly

[@starfootballhub]

​@@im_misfar940Gavi clear 🤤

[@bluegradt]

Erling baby face ☠️

[@Alibola_edits]

Right now, I’m not caring about Haaland why did just Ibrahimović did that😂😂😂

[@Pratapsubba55567]

161 like and no comment? Let me fix this😌

[@arez_enes]

It was a joke he was messing with them 😂😂

[@MrFootball93]

207 likes and 2 comments? let me fix this

[@КатеринаСеменченко-ж5б]

He pushed those young guys to stick onto the game not their phones

[@ccEdit738]

735 likes and 6 comments? Let me fix that

[@DaRealBlueSkiesYT]

When Zlatan goes to the airport, he takes the security’s water bottles.

[@luukherfst1209]

When Zlatan drinks water, the water gets hydrated

[@DaRealBlueSkiesYT]

@@luukherfst1209 When Zlatan Watches A Show, He asks If Netflix Is Still Watching.

[@DragonSageKaimus]

​@@DaRealBlueSkiesYT😂😂😂

[@muhibarfin]

Such a kind person zlatan is that he knew if he was gonna hold that guy's hair for one more second, he was gonna be bald... So he stopped at the right moment.

[@skyj5606]

Sergio: Let me teach him, dad Zlatan: alright show him my son

[@muhammadkevin3449]

And now haaland be a step son💀

[@shackeraburke522]

Sergio Aguero Or Ramos? Lol

[@muhammadkevin3449]

@@shackeraburke522 bruh💀

[@abdulaleem7298]

@@shackeraburke522 ramos is bigger than zlatan in every way so he prolly meant aguerOOOOUUUUUU

[@yobrake5856]

​@@abdulaleem7298 ramos is bigger than zlatan?? what are you high on?

[@aylincastro7826]

Zlatan is sigma ❌ Sigma is zlatan ✅ Edit: Thank you all for breaking my 1 record like 😂

[@CrisR07.]

Sigma is cringe So Cringe is Zlatan

[@nahidniyazihoque1718]

​@@CrisR07. you are talking about the one who calls themselves a sigma.

[@CrisR07.]

@@nahidniyazihoque1718 i never called myself as Sigma 🤮 it's fricking cringe

[@OfficialFeronik]

​@@CrisR07. who said u did

[@EezoTheChezo]

​@@CrisR07. because you have no self confidence and don't love yourself?

[@outRst3lar]

When Zlatan is born, Zlatan congratulates the doctor

[@danielangelespilcoroldan8683]

😂

[@GeneralGrievous7567]

Wait, so the doctor is the father?

[@Jisan948]

​@@GeneralGrievous7567 No Zlatan is doctor's father 😂

[@ravishah4121]

​@@Jisan948 😂😂😂

[@mirajahmed707]

​@@Jisan948Yessss

[@abcdaniel6445]

It is sad to see Zlatan retired

[@grammarly7099]

Wait its been 1 month already???😢

[@samgerland6087]

Not even a football fan, but yeah I agree

[@mitchconner2021]

He didn't retire. He's just giving everyone else a chance 😂

[@Sketchy_Sana]

Best comment ever😂

[@mavvynne444]

No, it's not

[@FarZeeBlox]

When Zlatan gets a red card, the referee leaves the pitch.

[@giannisanag-cl4zn]

When zlatan gets stabbed, the knife bends

[@ahankallee]

You just made zlatan immortal as if he wasn't already powerful enough

[@shivampol9577]

When Zlatan walks, the earth rotates..

[@TFIta369]

It rotates when anyone walks. 😂

[@Poland6969]

Haaland was mocking Godfrey for arguing with him

[@zKrazeM8]

Mocking the muslim.. racist

[@Poland6969]

@@zKrazeM8 what

[@Poland6969]

@@zKrazeM8 he was angry at him it wasn't religiously motivated

[@zKrazeM8]

@@Poland6969 yes it was! He agressively triggered the muslim viking🇳🇴⚔️🗿🕌🧎🏼💣☯️🧘🏼‍♂️🪷

[@ROOGHZ.]

@@zKrazeM8 lol 🤣 I wanna see Ur cun* after 100 years :)

[@Randomahhguy]

Bro Zlatan is the type of guy that doesn’t break the law, the law breaks for him

[@smiley_exe4960]

If he breaks a law, the law was probably wrong anyway and should be changed.

[@DaSussyBakag]

Moral of the story: Never sit next to *zlatan*

[@navrez3100]

But Ibrahimovic sits near you

[@iitd30]

Zlatan doing Zlatan things

[@noelmax8644]

Who’s hear from zlatan retire announcement😢

[@Pp_lolas]

Yea 😢

[@aileenashcroft6729]

😢😢😢

[@l30prd30]

When a plane lands, the pilot claps for Zlatan.

[@mohamadsaiful8255]

its not funny

[@l30prd30]

@@mohamadsaiful8255 awww, thanks so cute!!!

[@aydingharehbaghian7923]

Lmfao

[@hemanhider]

Zlatan claps the plane

[@totalgamerz78]

When zlatan goes to the movies and his phone rings, they put the movie on pause so zlatan can answer it 😂😂 Edit: ty for 300 likes :)

[@BigBoss7777777]

Don’t laugh at your own copied joke

[@TITANxPREDATOR]

​@@BigBoss7777777 what do u mean by own copied 😅

[@totalgamerz78]

@@BigBoss7777777?????

[@kalvinnaidoo4034]

​@@BigBoss7777777 ???

[@bl4ckout36]

​??????

[@devilboyyt4344]

That slap on the head was personal 😂

[@Maison-K]

frfr 😂😂😂

[@JDshorts5]

Fr😂

[@priyangamboruah2009]

No matter what zlatan does it always makes everybody smile ❤❤❤

[@AphiweMaziya]

That's true I like him very much ❤😅

[@shadrachgeorge108]

Bully is the definition of Zlatan😅😜💪

[@pimpshrimp4253]

still. i guess he had reason. looks like a cunt

[@IAmBlothhundr]

😜Crazy emoji 😜 crazy emoji 😜 crazy emoji

[@sweetsams13]

No zalatan is the definition of bully

[@affusmagicalworld373]

When zlatan eats food the food gets nourished

[@Nelly41288]

Haland was like: "just a little tackle and you're crying like a baby?"

[@madridrosassimeone]

Crying is taking revenge after just a little tackle. Who's crying now

[@bluemoon1716]

This is what happens when you watch football only on KZbin. Haaland was mocking him, that's it

[@Isuckatbooks]

Halland is like FINISH HIM

[@bonusduckmann9997]

these norse giants man 😂

[@leki4650]

Bro why is everyone glorifying Zlatans harassment? Yall siding with the big bad bully 💀

[@Domain1631_]

He was such a legend. I’m so sad he retired. 💔

[@B__L]

He was just a bit of an asshole tbh

[@FanelesibongeMelokuhle]

Me either 😢

[@yousifalisyed5504]

Bro godfrey annoys in Elden ring and football, what a chad

[@liamdonnelly1816]

Lol

[@NeoBlitxard]

If Zlatan harasses someone, they accept it, because it’s Zlatan

[@CrystalFire1010]

Zlatan doesn't flush in the toilet, he stares at it and scares the shit out of it.

[@opheliawinfrey9501]

Zlatan is that uncle we all wish we had

[@TrueUglyGamer]

True

[@Itsdumpy16]

Once you blatantly foul someone (or yank them down in this case) because you don’t know how to play against them, you’ve lost all right to whine and cry about getting absolutely steam rolled on the pitch by that player lmao

[@MuichiroBroEditZ]

im like haaland tbh i mocked my opponents before Xd

[@GabiTheMonkey]

There is a dude that broke his own legs when he tried tackling Haaland, bro has strongest legs ever

[@hamzal.245]

Well no shit , he’s built like a ostrich what would you expect?😂😂😂

[@nishanthn5719]

Joshua Kimmich?

[@ramenpanda1204]

He didn’t break his legs but he did get injured, and Haaland just kept dribbling, it was Joshua Kimmich

[@tiodofut]

One slap from zlatan takes you to heaven

[@Hans-dm1vr]

Zlatan doesn't to heaven, heaven comes to Zlatan.

[@vellyvelia9556]

Ramos: 🤨 Zlatan: 🤨 Haaland: Whatchu lookin at

[@zunayedshams272]

Haaland being angry bird 🤣

[@kingbolic8720]

😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😅😅🤣🐦

[@zKrazeM8]

Angry muslim

[@dailydoseofclown2368]

@@zKrazeM8 you cant say that💀💀💀

[@CR4zY_AM]

​@@zKrazeM8 U Can't Say Bad About Any Religion💀💀

[@Heat_6789]

​@@zKrazeM8Angry Christian

[@Jooo539]

Zlatan: I'll be your coach son Halaand: just don't hit me 💀

[@nikeshponnada8051]

💀

[@dominique.gonzalez622]

ZLATAN is a fucking mad man yo😂😂❤ man imma miss this guy for sure for sure

[@Frederick691]

Bro imagine Zlatan and Haaland fighting 💀💀

[@muzamilali6336]

Rip haaland 😂

[@EbubeDivine-j6w]

RIP HAALAND

[@peppapog8376]

*Finally a worthy opponent... Our battle will be LEGENDARY*

[@user-ny7xi1um5r]

clash of clans

[@matija7068]

R.I.P HAALAND

[@Filippa1.1.]

All scandinavians are like this

[@wiktorgrabowski3659]

It's funny that Haaland's carrer at 22 is much burger than Zlatan's at 41😂

[@Darkknight9035]

Lol no

[@GeorgeOnTime]

burger?

[@wiktorgrabowski3659]

@@GeorgeOnTime bigger

[@remo1032]

When Zlatan bought himself a house he told his dad “you are the man of the house now”

[@ashmitsengupta3405]

When Zlatan opens a websiite, he eats all he cookies.

[@simphiwendaba6225]

😅😅

[@No0dl-]

Haaland is like that one older brother that’s super aggressive in football and gets angry every time he can😂😂😂 but also really nice at times

[@dragonhell7937]

What if Ibrahimovic were Godfrey in the match 🥶🥶🥶

[@rithwikreddy8296]

The end of haaland's career 😂😂

[@matekovacs2142]

"this is what it's like when worlds collide"

[@limajose4010]

@@matekovacs2142 hell nah this is what happens when a lil angry bird collides with a Zlatan

[@maxwellmelbourne36]

Haaland is the GOAT🐐

[@squidrblxpro6821]

When Zlatan reads a book Zlatan doesn’t gain knowledge, the book gains knowledge 🤡

[@frozenoid3495]

The way he looked back tho after he hit him on the head 💀

[@Courtoisederson32.13]

What is zlatan going to do about it 😂

[@Tsuchiee-Sama]

Bro got Zlatan'd 💀

[@Yoyowassup2023]

Haalands the kangaroo, tall and tough. Zlatan is the Tiger, strong and aggressive. Ramos is the Hyena, aggressive and mischievous.

[@dubbassmusic4102]

Halaand é a encarnação de Ibrahimovic no futebol

[@eld_ftbl]

Got u to 1k

[@blacksoul1498]

Moral of the story : never sit next to Zlatan

[@cheungkaho11]

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[@martinachisholm5667]

Haaland is the leg working machine

[@SuspiciousEdits972]

Did you see that Haaland slide tackle. It was so clean

[@not_irhumzz]

*Haaland being an angry bird💀*

[@istambulankara]

FR😂😂😂

[@jestemkowal236]

School is like Football. Zlatan teaches everyone but no one listens

[@lolthansm02938]

Haaland in one season at the prem achieved more than zlatan did in his whole career

[@penguin162]

You gotta work on your english my guy

[@mcraffz5378]

​@Purple He writes A instead of An

[@Bookphotocopier1288]

bro shut the fuck up its clearly not his first language

[@RonaldoHater777]

LOL. Penguin. 🤡🤡🤓

[@NotDoesEdits]

When Haaland tackles Zlatan, Tackle tacks Haaland.

[@kingsr.18]

zlatan being zlatan

[@GsgdgDhg]

الناس.ده.جيه.تهزر.انا جد.كريم الملك على الكل ص والله روسيا والصين لوحة التحكم الخاصة بي

[@sultonovxushnud1231]

Halaand better than Zlatan

[@fevzijekupina82]

Messi is goat

[@AurgilezEditz]

There is nothing in the vid about messi

[@thetoxicdevil832]

​@@AurgilezEditz just tired to see these that's why the fanbase of Messi is getting low let and lower

[@Spectrive]

​@@thetoxicdevil832 bro it's true tho there's nothing in vid says about Messi but I still respect him.

[@thetoxicdevil832]

@@Spectrive Messi own fanbase ruining the image of Messi

[@Spectrive]

@@thetoxicdevil832 bro I'm saying the truth that there's literally no image of Messi in the vid and bro don't take things seriously 💀

[@user-uv9cn7kk]

Haaland is not a angry bird he is an aggressive eagle 🦅⚡

[@madridrosassimeone]

Booooo take it easy boy

[@brentjordanjulian6050]

My face looks like haland when my MOM start shouting at me ahahaha

[@mohamedosama8974]

No God except Allah. The prophet Muhammad is the messenger of Allah.

[@hendhiwbdnxvi]

of people said : why did ibrahimović did hit em up, so basically, zlatan doesn’t like these haircuts

[@desire4193]

Haaland being an angry bird is just so funny

[@Ljubo-Mauser]

Bro Haaland’s face 💀