Where No Man 22 - Banned From Argo [HQ]

[@theblackpantslegion]

GOD BLESS YOU

[@SongsfromtheStars]

Did not expect to see you here! wow!

[@kennoot7032]

chocky miwk

[@LastHCompany]

@@SongsfromtheStars You didn't? He's a big filk fan.

[@SongsfromtheStars]

@@LastHCompany I guess I wasn't expecting him so soon, still a pleasant surprise.

[@Ultrawup]

@@SongsfromtheStars Yeah I think I tipped Tex off in the comments of one of his videos

[@alfredjones6130]

I've only met one other person IRL who knew about this song. Met him in Basic training and never heard from him again. If you're out there Schau, keep rocking that weird music. Your friend, West. Reapers, Charlie Company. 1-13th

[@Bighappykitty]

Thunderin' Jesus, the past 20 minutes have been a TRIP. A random background song in a KSP stream introduced me to a whole new genre of music I never even knew existed. A big thanks to Tex at the Black Pants Legion for having this in the background of his stream, and for you for uploading this song. "Bawdy scifi-themed folk music" certainly wasn't the music style I expected to discover today, but it's a welcome surprise.

[@TreespeakerOfTheLand]

Welcome to the genre of Filk, where there is music about Superman's sex life and Valdemar's Heralds, as well as post-nuclear survival tips from an anarchist perspective. You most certainly won't be bored here ;) Post-Nuclear, not post-modern. I'm too tired, sorry

[@samditto]

Whats ksp

[@samditto]

Oh probably kerbal space program. Great background music for that lol

[@monochrome3168]

@@samditto kerbal space program

[@samditto]

@@monochrome3168 yes

[@loadeddice4696]

Traveller: The game of Science Fiction Adventure in the Far Future Every time the crew come down to a planet it is LITERALLY THIS

[@nyarlathotep4889]

Well, that’s my traveler at least

[@hollismccray3297]

I''ll admit I'm new to Traveller, but this seems to be us too. A bunch of mostly ex-military miscreants day-drinking across the universe

[@loadeddice4696]

@@hollismccray3297 In my last game, the crew tried to leave a system and then immediately crashed into a courier boat Just, be ready to go on trial is my point

[@davidhansen5067]

Been there, GM'd that, got the T-shirt. Carry on.

[@fishbord]

"Fuck off space tojo" -Tex

[@DrrZed]

Why Argo does not want them anymore... A mystery indeed.

[@ComedicLetter]

The Filk genre tickles something deep within my east coast brain, the same way Paddy Murphy does. I feel the need to be at a bar or pub, a mug of something strong in one hand, and a crowded wooden table of friends to bang our fists off of.

[@jamesharding3459]

Swap the Sci-Fi bits for their real-world counterparts and you’ve got the average long weekend for some soldiers. And their long suffering platoon leader has to deal with the fallout on Monday morning. Bored E-4’s will be the death of me, I swear.

[@jamesharding3459]

@@crabobserver No, go away.

[@danielz4602]

End of the world and you'll still find cockroaches and an E-4 that slept through it

[@agricolaterrae]

It's nice to have a new upload: the other version sounded like the tape was slightly stretched. Thank you!

[@Edmar_Fecler]

_Just another _*_fucking shift_*_ on Space Station 13._

[@loadeddice4696]

What a bunch of ROBUST spacemen

[@LastHCompany]

Only if Goat posted Banned from Cargo to his youtube page.

[@Ultrawup]

Our gunner on NSV13 shot CzanekCorp in Argo... Honestly surprised we didn't get banned from Argo right there xD

[@DeltaDanner]

Be glad you aren’t here on Space Station 3. I swear this place is fucking haunted.

[@SandwichRobot]

i never thought about this song like that...

[@mylesbarrett2031]

There needs to be a Scene in Lower decks of them Singing this.

[@danahansen5427]

TOO RIGHT!

[@RomLoneWolf23]

Honestly, they need to do a whole musical episode with a Cerritos-variant of this song.

[@leadontaste7261]

BANNED FROM ARGO EVERYOOONE

[@mrjokioo]

BANNED FROM ARGO JUST FOR HAVING A LITTLE FUN

[@InventorZahran]

WE SPENT A JOLLY SHORE LEAVE THERE FOR JUST THREE DAYS OR FOUR

[@mrjokioo]

@@InventorZahran BUT ARGO DOESN'T WANT US ANYMORE

[@lilywashere27]

... Wonder whyyyy

[@arandomvisitor6878]

havin' a lil' fun is the old way of 'doing a little trolling', I've just realized

[@ladybirdOZ]

I remember buying this cassette when it came out. Thank you for the memories!

[@ray101mond]

Every time I get a boink from a GM in space station 13 I always picture the song playing.

[@soylentteal]

Kirk: "I know a café there where the women are so...."

[@utubrGaming]

"And that's the LAST time the USS Cerritos arranged shore leave for the Fleet"

[@swatboy763]

AHAHAHAH

[@jonathanday6692]

Word of caution: When GMing a game of SpaceMaster, having this play when setting may unsettle some players.

[@CommieApe]

This is so cool and heartwarming. Love Trekkies.

[@zincwing4475]

I heard the artist herself only made this because the casette had room left. She put something together quickly, and disliked it herself, or at least did not like it being her most popular song.

[@SongsfromtheStars]

I don't know about “because the cassette had room left,” but it's a matter of public record that Leslie Fish is annoyed at the overblown popularity of the song. Or at least was annoyed years ago.

[@wanderdragon1075]

@@SongsfromtheStars was she? Any particular reason? Much as I like filk, I’m not involved in the community at all

[@zincwing4475]

@@SongsfromtheStarsAs a small-time Skyrim mod author, I understand that. I had something similar.

[@pantha6]

@@wanderdragon1075 She was asked to play it at almost every filk convention she attended, and I guess she felt it overshadowed the other songs she did. Plus you naturally get sick of playing the same song half a bajillion times.

[@zincwing4475]

@@SongsfromtheStars I re-found my source, the tvtropes page of the song.

[@chuckdufault]

Thank you so much for uploading these! I've been looking for high quality copies to download for ages.

[@sebastianfinch6611]

hey rocketman helped me get my filk up on youtube too

[@christinesinclair6938]

The rational response to Enterprise level shenanigans lol

[@LordCommander]

You have my eternal love and respect.

[@finnali2125]

i love you for this

[@TracksideProd758]

Our proper, cool First Officer was drugged with something green And hauled into an alley, where he suffered things obscene. The Head Nurse disappeared a while in the major dope bazaar, Buying an odd green potion "guaranteed to cause Pon Farr." Hooooolllllld up. Waaaaaaaaaaaait a minute.😨

[@anotherinternetperson8495]

I hope to party this hard

[@williamhardway6436]

It's a space shanty, yeah? The more things change, the more they stay the same.

[@tomrodgers6629]

The Klingons heard drunken humans cut you ear off and pin it to the wall if you pass out. They said "NOPE! "

[@zincwing4475]

I also like that Leslie Fish wrote a story about this one. That story is a lot more nuanced though, which I actually like.

[@kaidenchilders5301]

My new favorite song lol

[@coalcreekdefense8106]

If you're Starfleet and not banned from Argo, what are you DOING with your life?

[@utubrGaming]

Serving under Picard?

[@milimnava333]

@@utubrGaming boooriiinnngggg

[@justarandomgothamite5466]

Stationed planetside ✌️

[@ajdynon]

@@utubrGaming Never heard it, but there's apparently a sequel song where Argo forgives them, and invites the TNG crew to visit. They end up making the ban permanent after that.

[@yak3868]

this song is so dumb, "we got banned from this whole town for fucking, drinking, and fucking some more across this town and dipped after the third day like a reverse jesus", but i absolutely adore it

[@prepperoni3791]

YESSSSS

[@wyattthetitan]

pov. you are banned from argo

[@nbuehster]

Has anyone thought of making a movie of this? We already have the full plot.

[@thomasmalthus3257]

Is the Manatee up to their antics again?

[@SongsfromtheStars]

this is about the Enterprise

[@thomasmalthus3257]

@@SongsfromtheStars oh ,well sorry to bother you with something dumb

[@BSOE3058]

Why the reupload?

[@matycer1898]

they have better quality...

[@BSOE3058]

@@matycer1898 Old was also HQ rocketman0739 got better copy?

[@Edmar_Fecler]

Some songs, like this one, seem to be slightly faster than before. Could be Copyright tom-fuckery

[@SongsfromtheStars]

It's a better quality version.

[@SongsfromtheStars]

Since the videos aren't monetized, we haven't run into that kind of problem.

[@soyelmasguapo]

Ha Ha Ha .... ✨🖖🏻😂✨

[@toastyPredicament]

And then Ray Pist showed up.