Where you going then Dave.. you going down the pub?

harry + paul bookies and pub

[@terencejay8845]

I was hoping the punchline was 'Runnin' these two businesses is wearing me out, mate.'

[@rickewilde]

Yes. I like it.

[@thehop639]

Ha ha brilliant

[@albertmccready478]

Very good mate

[@scottsnow2751]

Wkd

[@Mrtinks]

That is what they wish they wrote!!! Quality

[@bigpants6121]

Suits you!

[@wshrieve6716]

OH suits you sir. OH!

[@bigpants6121]

@@wshrieve6716 Great days!

[@albertmccready478]

Brilliant in its simplicity

[@callum9679]

Two of Britain's finest comedians

[@gaywest4298]

I thought that was Johnson and Sunak.

[@alexgravelle164]

They are, but this was crap

[@finlaybiddlesden2426]

@@alexgravelle164I totally agree, it was dire…

[@jacobmassey3897]

This was shit

[@David-nm4yc]

Sounds like my dad's last 52 years.

[@MrMuncle]

Ah. I miss going down the pub.

[@cromwellg60]

I miss living in a free country

[@mccumiskey87]

& tha bookies

[@MarianMurphy-rz8ej]

Me too before became literal dens of iniquity as opposed to just comically tongue in cheek dens of iniquity. They are unbearable spaces now..

[@roodersclive8654]

​@@MarianMurphy-rz8ejCalm down Mary Whitehouse

[@radleytube]

Drugpubsnow

[@Lyons010101]

Its the way Dave walks off lol

[@jacobmassey3897]

I came here thinking it was an Only Fools and horses sketch with Trigger and Rodney. I was disappointed with the outcome

[@paulcrombie9623]

The genius of these sketches is that we all know people like that! Uneventful lives we Brits have😔, hahaha!

[@Nettsinthewoods]

Yes, my ex husband. Lol

[@Pyewack3t]

Yeah, it's sad that a lot of men's leisure time consists of nothing more than this.

[@MarianMurphy-rz8ej]

Well No point in travelling in the darkness of the night when there are witches and black magicians everywhere who make life a misery.

[@daidavies90]

We Brits 🙄

[@adamsmith4813]

Nothing like having a Saturday off work now and then, esp if rained off in the building game. Following the racing with a few pints with the spontaneous characters down the local. Now and again mind!

[@LehySnek]

I had a mate like this... His name was Jim, he had like 4 strokes cus he drank like a madman. All day at the pub, drinkin' Newcastle Brown Ale.

[@patricktrueman7235]

Best comment I’ve ever seen.

[@morechaserswar]

morechaserswar 0 seconds ago Would’ve been alright if he left the pub to do something else every now and then. Bookies is always a good option.

[@danielmoran9902]

Brown bread now, is he...?

[@donnydarko2100]

I used to like going to the pub. Before you had to take over £20 to have four pints!

[@roodersclive8654]

£5 a pint? Chance would be a fine thing!

[@Man-From-Another-Place]

@@roodersclive8654 That's about average for a pint in the UK now, isn't it?

[@adamsmith4813]

Used to take 40 quid for pub and 60 for bookies. If anything left by the evening chinese on way home. Only now and again on a Saturday mind.

[@roodersclive8654]

@@Man-From-Another-Place It could be the average but it's more like £6.50 in London and as much as £7.50🥴

[@Man-From-Another-Place]

@@roodersclive8654 Ah, well, I'm up north - my go-to beer here is £2.90 a pint.

[@cernywwilliams3530]

This is mundane routine every day boring stuff that shouldn't be funny but it's hilarious Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse are to quote Paul " Brilliant "

[@stephendines1936]

Hello Dave where are you going? Cafe. . Love it.

[@jacobmassey3897]

Forgot Only fools and horses. This is real comedy summed up with that one classic line that everyone remembers 🙄 (sarcasm because it's utterly crap)

[@Cal97g]

Some day they’re going to put bookies in pubs.. god help us then

[@brianbadonde9121]

Already have in Australia

[@cgray8267]

@@brianbadonde9121 and it’s amazing 🤩

[@Joeblogs111]

What pubs if the government get there way they will be part of history

[@carlranger8060]

Had that in France 25 years ago.

[@boatman6865]

They have them in NZ, I could not believe it when I first realised that across from the bar was a bookies in the same room, bit of a goldmine I’d say

[@ChrisM541]

...and every time Dave walks this well-trodden route he's clearly surprised to see Paul Stall, every time.

[@Tattlebot]

The character is an alcoholic that's not far from dying of ill health

[@Grebnednavwehttam]

Yeah, Americans remade this bit. Jim Carrey played Dave and Adam Sandler played Market Guy. There was overacting, shouting, gunplay, and a car chase.

[@brianclarke61993]

Mum died last night, where ya going then? Bookies 😂😂

[@elcamionero1200]

He wanted to collect his winnings. He had a bet on her pegging out before Christmas.

[@Gar96229]

I love how the weather is the exact same

[@user-vi4vm5hb5h]

Well that’s Britain’s for you…

[@grenvillephillips6998]

Samuel Beckett would have loved that.

[@darkmvz6186]

He must be really lucky in the bookies or he's a millionaire

[@mikeh2006]

I used to run a pub and that's all a lot of them did. Get to the pub for opening time, and go the bookies a few times.

[@mccumiskey87]

Every town in the Uk has a character like the one Harry endfield is playing here. Funny enough the town were i live the guy that walks from pub to pub & bookies back to the pub again is actually called Davy too lol. He's obviously not doing that now with the lockdown but hes still in the town walking about the streets daily bless him lol

[@Pyewack3t]

@@mccumiskey87 where I live you're a minority of you're not like that.

[@mccumiskey87]

@@Pyewack3t 🤣 where you from mate Liverpool? 🤣

[@Pyewack3t]

@@mccumiskey87 yep

[@TomFord-kp8fh]

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different outcome every time.

[@keiko909]

This basically sums up eastenders 😂

[@willyspinney1959]

The buildup was good, shame about such a crappy punchline.

[@jockmackay9582]

There wasn't a punchline.

[@iananderson3799]

@@jockmackay9582 There was......and it was rubbish.

[@seanmwh]

I’ve seen like like that in Essex

[@josephinebennington7247]

Love Paul’s Coster Monger accuracy. But why is Harry walking like that?

[@paulbackhard6315]

That’s how alcoholics walk 🤣

[@josephinebennington7247]

@@paulbackhard6315 . Well I never, glad I didn’t know that... Is it? Really?

[@Thevoiceofreason84]

@@paulbackhard6315 no I don’t 😂

[@af98]

Ive seen guys walk like that, that are a bit older

[@elizabethcurtin4468]

My god grays high Street

[@Danny-qq5nr]

Caff, not cafe 😂

[@teesman61]

This is so accurate.....😂

[@RevealedFilms]

Typical English man’s routine 🤣

[@waverunner3911]

3 weeks that went on for and they still got the same clothes on😂😂😂

[@Ckwisall]

It was all on the same day

[@EdenJanzen1818]

Support from life reality clog

[@susankenny1476]

Where's the one when he's selling strawberries 2 for a pound...can't find it

[@goldsgolds2010]

Classic

[@nicolawilkinson8592]

Handsome paul Whitehouse 😍 ❤️ 💙 ♥️ 💕

[@rudtv]

Such a Fast Show esque sketch

[@AdamPembrey]

0:25, the magic cigarette, left hand, gone, right hand, gone, left hand

[@Jungleland33]

I was thinking WTF is this.....and the last 2 seconds got me. Brilliant!

[@ComradeSina-nt2ms]

Just an average English person

[@MatthewBester]

I know men like this. So odd.

[@kevinrowan1316]

That's my pal every day

[@haunter4708]

I thought it was all the same day 😂

[@marccherry3184]

Pub. Bookies.

[@markduffy3717]

Gold

[@Pyjamarama11]

Andy Capp

[@Natedawg38]

Let the man live his life!

[@robwhitton7399]

Simpl funny as f..k🤣

[@fpvDRE]

😂😂😂😂

[@THEF4LLOFM4N]

We used to be a proper country.

[@D00M3R-SK8]

:'D

[@CARLIN4737]

I got Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse mixed up today. My goodness my Alzheimer's is in full swing.

[@josephinebennington7247]

It’s Harry Whitehouse and Paul Enfield!

[@Stantheman848]

@@josephinebennington7247 No it is Paul Enhouse and Harry Whitefield.

[@COL321]

@@Stantheman848 This is Mitchell and Webb isn't it?

[@honestmcgyver]

Not their finest

[@chasevans7171]

I wish I could go to the pub. My local got shut down indefinately again Christmas day when the lunatics running this asylum put us in tier 4.

[@paulrubery1042]

CLASSIC. 👍👍

[@jacobmassey3897]

Well there's 2 minutes I'll never get back 🙄

[@davidread7492]

How can two incredibly talented guys come up with shit like this?

[@Davidnumber23]

meeooww

[@JackWestrop]

This is genius, British comedy at its best. If you don't like this, then you don't like Britain.

[@allwrighty100]

@David Read, Was thinking that too

[@Davidnumber23]

@@allwrighty100 were you on your way to the pub or bookies while thinking that

[@allwrighty100]

@@Davidnumber23 If you ever get a chance to see any of the other stuff these guys do, you'll see what I mean

[@Dani-El.]

HAhahaha, it's funny because the only places he goes to is the pub or the bookies, but at the end he said he was going to a cafe. The market stall owner was so shocked that he fell over, because Dave went somewhere different for a change. Hilarious!

[@PhaRoaH87]

Thanks for writing it out for us 👍🏻

[@AwakeEternally]

Thanks, I had no idea

[@PhaRoaH87]

@@AwakeEternally Did you not know that the only places he goes is the Pub & Bookies? Well, then at the end he says Cafe and the market stall owner falls over.

[@wertrocks123]

Comedy is timing & execution

[@Dani-El.]

@@PhaRoaH87 I was taking the piss. Just pointing out how unfunny it is.

[@seanbowen2127]

This is easy up there with fork handles

[@franzherflek4116]

Boring aul bollocks

[@gtavmj-1852]

I also thought it was funny that the market guy hasnt sold a THING!.. nothing has even been touched.. you get the feeling they had the skill to add detail like moving stuff about but just thought it was excessive considering the running joke in this sketch, its like the fact neither of them changed clothes either...

[@MarianMurphy-rz8ej]

I miss going down the pub too before they became literal dens of iniquity and not just comically so - they’re unbearable spaces where Sodom and Gomorrah resides now…

[@Darramuss]

I think I saw you in that Baby Reindeer show

[@tombartram6842]

If you're watching this hoping it's gonna get funny, don't bother. It's not.

[@mikewalker1885]

Love Harry, love Paul, but this is shite. I think they were doing their best to make an unfunny sketch and see if they could get away with it. Just add canned laughter and you can get away with anything.

[@iananderson3799]

I thought that too.

[@Lyons010101]

You only have to look at Harry's charscter to find funny.

[@timhall3575]

this is my favourite ever Harry & Paul sketch....

[@Pyewack3t]

It's not really a "funny sketch" its observational.

[@gorgeous61]

Paul Whitehouse is brilliant, he is the only thing that saved this crap sketch.

[@jamesalex5474]

Can someone enlighten me because I’m thick. Is this skit about how repetitive life is. Or how boring people are, or just the fact he ends up going to a cafe? Just asking. Made me laugh

[@MasterControl-MCP]

It’s a bit of all 3 mate.

[@adamsmith4813]

Just observational, British comedy. This is a typical Saturday afternoon for a percentage of the British working class, beer, bet and fags. Maybe takeaway if picking up winnings at teatime.

[@jaicotterill5226]

I’m from Australia 🇦🇺 there’s this bloke named rob in my street and after work he always goes down the pub to get on the piss