Which souls NPC has the most DEATH DIALOGUE?

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Limit Breakers

Limit Breakers

3 жыл бұрын

There was a lot less cryptic laughing than I expected, but much more tears... (ᵃⁿᵈ ʸᵉˢ, ᴵ ᵉˣᶜˡᵘᵈᵉᵈ ᴬˡᵈᶦᵃ ˢᶦⁿᶜᵉ ʰᵉ ᶦˢ ᵐᵒʳᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵃ ˢᵗᵒʳʸ ᵇᵒˢˢ ᵗʰᵃⁿ ᵃ ᵗʳᵘᵉ ⁿᵖᶜ)
FINAL SCOREBOARD
DS1 Most Words - Crestfallen Warrior = 14
DS2 Most Words- Felkin the Outcast = 9
DS3 Most Words- Forlorn Corvian Settler = 18
(death) NOTES: Some text is unsubbed in game, Crestfallens actual subs ignore one set of shabbys. Dark Souls 2 was real suprise. They are real unsocial they are when dying. Most have nothing, some will have a few words. Dark souls 1 has lots of lengthy ones. but some just have screams. And everyone has gotta share their life story in DS3.
(moss waifu) NOTES: UndeadFemaleMerchant has longest insult/injury in the series. Only other person who comes close is Patches in DS3, counting both the "attacked but not made hostile" & "attacked and made hostile" combined. I gotta give extra points to mosswaifu since she loops dat rant.
And a big thank you to my wonderful patreons, ʸᵒᵘʳ ˢᵘᵖᵖᵒʳᵗ ᵐᵉᵃⁿˢ ᴵ ᶜᵃⁿ ᵖᶦᶜᵏ ᶜᵒᵖʸʳᶦᵍʰᵗᵉᵈ ᵐᵘˢᶦᶜ ᵃⁿᵈ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵍᶦᵛᵉ ᵃ ᵐᵒˢˢ.
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@cinimini4854
@cinimini4854 3 жыл бұрын
Oldman is just desperately trying to evade showing us the miracle build.
@1dekir
@1dekir 3 жыл бұрын
He cant keep getting away with it !!!!!!!!!
@Vahkitauti
@Vahkitauti 3 жыл бұрын
Clearly trying to drive us away, starting the show with Andre and Siegmeyer
@jimfancy-pants6221
@jimfancy-pants6221 3 жыл бұрын
@Impedit corpo um wtf lol
@Arrakiz666
@Arrakiz666 3 жыл бұрын
I know this is a big meme or w/e, but a viable miracle build has existed since the Ringed City came out. It's held in check by the existence of the Lightning-infused Lothric Shield, but it's still great against most opponents.
@hwilliams66
@hwilliams66 3 жыл бұрын
Where in the cinnamon toast fuck is it
@TheG119YT
@TheG119YT 3 жыл бұрын
The Moss Lady could have relit the First Flame with all the fire she’s spiting.
@Crocalu
@Crocalu 2 жыл бұрын
her cursing might even be responsible for the Undead Curse
@mccoolfriend6818
@mccoolfriend6818 2 жыл бұрын
Drug dealing old woman XD
@2lazy2laze45
@2lazy2laze45 4 ай бұрын
Ok I think you need to call for grandson old man Can we even kill her?
@kennylauderdale_en
@kennylauderdale_en 3 жыл бұрын
I just wanted some moss.
@adains8819
@adains8819 3 жыл бұрын
None for us sadly
@mischieviousdonutinthegard234
@mischieviousdonutinthegard234 3 жыл бұрын
Homie want some of this common fruit?
@DCG909
@DCG909 3 жыл бұрын
O.o Just.... Don't start commenting on 12 year old "trance" tracks, ok? I'm literally seeing you pop up everywhere :) Ah, well, small world, not?
@Lucky-kt1ix
@Lucky-kt1ix 3 жыл бұрын
I hit her by accident once
@MightGuy15
@MightGuy15 3 жыл бұрын
Hey you watch limit breakers!? Lol I love you both quite the surprise
@whyisblue923taken
@whyisblue923taken 3 жыл бұрын
Moss lady: "I have the longest death dialogue... BUT NOT FOR ME!"
@PronteCo
@PronteCo 2 жыл бұрын
pin this now
@GastNdorf
@GastNdorf 2 жыл бұрын
She litteraly assassinated him with words
@gahararafi
@gahararafi 2 жыл бұрын
Okay, this is pretty clever
@SuperNinjaMan55
@SuperNinjaMan55 2 жыл бұрын
could've tried using a bow
@parknplay8328
@parknplay8328 3 жыл бұрын
The character with the most death dialogue is me after I failed to kill Ornstein and Smough for the 80th time.
@FriendlyArchpriest
@FriendlyArchpriest 3 жыл бұрын
Ornstein and Smough are hard yes, but there is nothing harder than Artorias and Manus for a Sorcerer... being a magical glass cannon against enemies so fast, that deal so much damage and are resistant do magic truly is hard... BUT IT IS SOO COOL TO KILL NITO WITH THREE SPELL CASTS!
@the_plague7404
@the_plague7404 3 жыл бұрын
@@FriendlyArchpriest I killed artorias first time on a sorcery only build, it's not hard if you just know how to keep distance
@parknplay8328
@parknplay8328 3 жыл бұрын
@@FriendlyArchpriest I never owned the DLC for DS1, so O&S is still the hardest Dark Souls boss to me
@ronanvankessel6329
@ronanvankessel6329 3 жыл бұрын
Me writing a 20 page essay on why that death was the games fault, not mine
@Fingolfin7455
@Fingolfin7455 3 жыл бұрын
@@FriendlyArchpriest Sister Friede? Dark Souls 1 bosses are extremely tame by comparison. Bloodborne, DS3 and Sekiro have much harder bosses. Even Dark souls 2 has the fume knight. Ornstein and Smough are overrated af. They are not that hard.
@SaltedMallows
@SaltedMallows 3 жыл бұрын
I get the impression this video was made just because of that one female hollow merchant in ds1 lol
@LimitBreakers
@LimitBreakers 3 жыл бұрын
Well your not wrong there
@deadhookerproductions1068
@deadhookerproductions1068 3 жыл бұрын
@@LimitBreakers you're* Edit: I can officially say I've corrected limit breakers. Not on anything dark souls related, but no one needs to know this
@MrMoreshoe
@MrMoreshoe 3 жыл бұрын
@@deadhookerproductions1068 Don't shame his grammar. Miracle builds don't put points into INT.
@AshleySef08
@AshleySef08 3 жыл бұрын
@David Assébof Have you never made a grammatical mistake in your life? You must be a genius! How can I be as intelligent and successful as you oh great one? Edit: Capital O is needed at the start of your sentence. There should be no space after brain and the question mark, furthermore there needs to be a space after the question mark for the ellipses (the three ...), ellipses and other punctuation cannot be joined.
@HongMiyo
@HongMiyo 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrMoreshoe But you want Int for your Dark Miracles!
@bionicdragon5
@bionicdragon5 3 жыл бұрын
It's official: The Moss Merchant is the most powerful being in Dark Souls. She may not have a powerful weapon, but she doesn't need one when she can verbally destroy anyone who crosses her! She spits so many bars that she built herself a home out of them!
@umbrebac
@umbrebac 3 жыл бұрын
That explains the gate then....
@henrypaleveda7760
@henrypaleveda7760 3 жыл бұрын
I want to see oldman kill her with range just to find some death dialouge
@ungoliver
@ungoliver 3 жыл бұрын
HELP not the bars 😭😭😭😭😭
@BigOsmosis
@BigOsmosis 3 жыл бұрын
@@henrypaleveda7760 she just says "curse you" and fckin dies
@henrypaleveda7760
@henrypaleveda7760 3 жыл бұрын
@@BigOsmosis anti climactic, but they already put in enough bars to hold Smogh.
@CB66941
@CB66941 3 жыл бұрын
When Solaire faced all those knights :(
@MrMetalhorse
@MrMetalhorse 2 жыл бұрын
Dude that was legit emotional. Solaire is a total badass, it was painful to watch, but then moss lady and the greatest diss ever...
@valandil988
@valandil988 2 жыл бұрын
Brought tears to my eyes 😢
@galreuveni3811
@galreuveni3811 2 жыл бұрын
@@valandil988 the fuck
@iceberger4600
@iceberger4600 3 жыл бұрын
"Have you heard the tragedy of Giantdad the wise? It's not a story the casuals would tell you." -Old Man
@antonoberg2619
@antonoberg2619 3 жыл бұрын
"Ironic. He could save others from leveling dex, but not himself."
@lorddarko9905
@lorddarko9905 3 жыл бұрын
"Is it possible to learn this power?"
@Skullivon
@Skullivon 3 жыл бұрын
"Not from a cleric..."
@SnipesMcFinley
@SnipesMcFinley 3 жыл бұрын
He got back up and rekt them
@docsanducezar
@docsanducezar 3 жыл бұрын
The Legend never dies
@davidrobson1254
@davidrobson1254 3 жыл бұрын
I felt awful listening to most of those, and then that rant just got me
@kosm999
@kosm999 3 жыл бұрын
In well over the past 11 years, I've never attacked the Undead Moss Merchant. That rant caught me so off guard I literally began to choke on my own spittle from how hard I was wheezing.
@jmorel42
@jmorel42 3 жыл бұрын
Wait that's fucking real??!!
@souldude6344
@souldude6344 3 жыл бұрын
@@jmorel42 yes all of it
@shakeysugar4382
@shakeysugar4382 3 жыл бұрын
Well guess I'm plugging the PS3 back in just to go experience this first hand!
@gamesux420
@gamesux420 3 жыл бұрын
It caught me so off guard i thought he got someone from like fiver to voice this part i didnt know it was actually in the game
@seanhennessy3968
@seanhennessy3968 3 жыл бұрын
I mistook her for an enemy hollow... on my second playthrough.
@TJTgaming7
@TJTgaming7 3 жыл бұрын
“You think you can get away with murder?”- Undead merchant “Yes.”- Says the miracle build with Wrath of the Gods
@SalvageET
@SalvageET 3 жыл бұрын
Miracle build? You can't get away with murder if you can't kill anyone man
@tootoo2354
@tootoo2354 3 жыл бұрын
Having a lot of fun with a DSR faith build recently lol
@soedragons3582
@soedragons3582 3 жыл бұрын
@@SalvageET That's in DS3, in DS1 miracle builds were the messengers of death. Seriously, WotG was as insultingly powerful as Dark Magic in DS1, which means that they were absurdly broken to the point of OHK almost any player in PvP (Giant Dads were an exception due to their insane amount of health) and destroy bosses easily
@user-px9ri5rw6x
@user-px9ri5rw6x 3 жыл бұрын
@@SalvageET this man clearly didn't play ds1
@XcaptainXobliviousX
@XcaptainXobliviousX 3 жыл бұрын
@@soedragons3582 thats not even counting the fact that it had facing rules for some fucking reason and dead angled.
@bourbonbancracker
@bourbonbancracker 3 жыл бұрын
This seems like an extended movie trailer.
@comradedavid2754
@comradedavid2754 3 жыл бұрын
"My Sun is setting" Me: ds1 flashbacks
@TiddyTwyster
@TiddyTwyster 3 жыл бұрын
_"What have I done.."_
@joethomas8464
@joethomas8464 3 жыл бұрын
@@TiddyTwyster Stepped into a war with the cabal on mars, whether you wanted it or not.
@YTDariuS-my6dg
@YTDariuS-my6dg 3 жыл бұрын
My heart broke again watching these video tbh, if there was no joke at the end instead of admiring the cinematography I'd be on the floor, in the fetal position, crying and mumbling "I'm sorry, so sorry..."
@dunkadumma4619
@dunkadumma4619 3 жыл бұрын
Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon.
@toobig7150
@toobig7150 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, don't leave me, not you, no again, please don't, don't leave me alone, no.."
@moonlitaria1413
@moonlitaria1413 3 жыл бұрын
I can’t be the only one that noticed that Chosen Clone Undead used Charcoal Pine Resin to kill Siegmeyer because you can avoid crying while cutting onions using a knife near hot running water right?
@Arrakiz666
@Arrakiz666 3 жыл бұрын
_D E E P E S T L O R E_
@stranger59
@stranger59 2 жыл бұрын
@@Arrakiz666 Prepare to (not) Cry
@piper964
@piper964 2 жыл бұрын
ari I swear to god
@RegalRoyalWasTaken
@RegalRoyalWasTaken 3 жыл бұрын
Oh god, Solaire’s last stand was genuinely tragic ;-;
@ju5tj4n32
@ju5tj4n32 3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit Grierat's dialogue made me so sad :(
@justrandomstuff6828
@justrandomstuff6828 3 жыл бұрын
Loretta was his mother, damn...
@Just_Matty
@Just_Matty 3 жыл бұрын
I don't know if he is also referring to another person as well as his mother, maybe he had a spouse. Could explain why he gave you the ring.
@SignumEternis
@SignumEternis 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it was heartbreaking. I'd never actually heard it before.
@Mister_Tac0
@Mister_Tac0 3 жыл бұрын
Also with the BGM
@theisjepsen22
@theisjepsen22 2 жыл бұрын
@@Just_Matty the ring warned one when danger was closed, he was trying to save her
@Vanilleja
@Vanilleja 3 жыл бұрын
- "You think you can get away with murder?!" - YES
@zaishijunior9455
@zaishijunior9455 3 жыл бұрын
"I suppose you think you're special!"
@hkazu63
@hkazu63 3 жыл бұрын
Moss Merchant: “Die! Die! Die! Die a thousand times again!” The Moss Merchant is the cause of the undead curse all along. Dark Souls was actually super easy until she got in the game and cursed all the players.
@Jack-mt3fw
@Jack-mt3fw 3 жыл бұрын
She was the original user of the dark soul all along
@-snek.
@-snek. 3 жыл бұрын
DIE ONE THOUSAND DEATHS
@XxRobDeBobxX
@XxRobDeBobxX 3 жыл бұрын
Funny considering she's one of the few sources of purging stones, which cure curse.
@hkazu63
@hkazu63 2 жыл бұрын
@@XxRobDeBobxX I choose to take that as proof. She cursed you and now she’s the only one who can cure it.
@ashikjaman1940
@ashikjaman1940 2 жыл бұрын
@@hkazu63 She's a fucking ruthless Souls capitalist
@complexityinc.5167
@complexityinc.5167 3 жыл бұрын
Solaire’s scene is really well done and it make the meme so much better.
@Spartanhoplite542
@Spartanhoplite542 3 жыл бұрын
"Well, I suppose this means that I will not be able to find a cure for the illness that ails my sickly son. Although I am falling at a rapid rate from this bridge, I wish to convey my apologies to you for attacking you without engaging in a genial discussion on how we might work together to overcome the Dragonrot." -Armor Man
@Jonksy
@Jonksy 3 жыл бұрын
Funny enough this is one of those famous mistranslations, in Japan, his dialogue is ''ROBERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO''
@Fingolfin7455
@Fingolfin7455 3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment. Wtf did I just read?
@chubbysolaireeaterofpussy3192
@chubbysolaireeaterofpussy3192 3 жыл бұрын
I read this three times and thought it was real twice
@DrunkGnu
@DrunkGnu 3 жыл бұрын
in other words, *R-*
@juniperrodley9843
@juniperrodley9843 3 жыл бұрын
Robert's not suffering from dragonrot. It's an undefined disease, but it can't be dragonrot. It's the only disease that makes no sense in this context.
@parknplay8328
@parknplay8328 3 жыл бұрын
I don't know why, but seeing peaceful NPCs get killed by the player in souls games just makes me sad. The fact that they are completely open to attack because they trust you and yet you hurt them anyway makes me feel guilty, even if I'm just watching a clip of someone else doing it
@onyeokoro9211
@onyeokoro9211 3 жыл бұрын
it's the sad music for me :c
@jorgewilliam7103
@jorgewilliam7103 3 жыл бұрын
Same, i was tearing up through the whole video until he got to the moss lady and then i burst out laughing, lol.
@chaoswraith
@chaoswraith 3 жыл бұрын
Not to mention in a world as depressing as dark souls, being friendly and having a positive outlook is all the rarer. You're snuffing out that 1 in a million candle
@ap90462
@ap90462 3 жыл бұрын
Yep Bloodborne npcs don't play that ish.
@yahiaaymankamaly3518
@yahiaaymankamaly3518 3 жыл бұрын
Like the betrayel kills in undertale lmao
@RandomPerson-tn2ck
@RandomPerson-tn2ck 3 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ this went from sad to hilarious in a heartbeat. The pointing down at Grierat, Anakin saying “I hate you!” as a picture of Dark Souls 2 burns, the moss merchant…
@vacuous1331
@vacuous1331 3 жыл бұрын
"Oh I'm dying? Good thing I remember the symposium and the death of Socrates, my favorite book, to recite at this occasion: Ahem ''Chapter one: Apollodorus and a friend..."
@rockkingzstylelife4524
@rockkingzstylelife4524 3 жыл бұрын
Dude did you really point down greirat? That is the most violent act I've ever seen
@TransparentBarriers
@TransparentBarriers 3 жыл бұрын
It's FighterPl's fault.
@gordonfreeman5872
@gordonfreeman5872 3 жыл бұрын
thievery is punished by death
@heyyou9137
@heyyou9137 2 жыл бұрын
Pointing down friendly npcs should be illegal. Cancel LB
@littlemoth4956
@littlemoth4956 2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I go on runs where I just kill every NPC in the way, then point down and throw shit at them. I am indeed evil.
@burekking1960
@burekking1960 2 жыл бұрын
Greirat didn’t deserve this
@jahrfuhlnehm
@jahrfuhlnehm 3 жыл бұрын
Old Man still Old Mad holding forever his grudge against Dark Souls 2 for the failures and eventual suicides of his grandkids, the Helicopter Men.
@Arrakiz666
@Arrakiz666 3 жыл бұрын
Wait... _Men?_ Multiple?
@alfalldoot6715
@alfalldoot6715 2 жыл бұрын
@@Arrakiz666 oh, the furtive helicopter men.....So easily forgotten........
@koalawithchaingun53
@koalawithchaingun53 3 жыл бұрын
Okay but Siegmeyer’s death whelp genuinely made me tear up
@kuranokyonshi
@kuranokyonshi 3 жыл бұрын
His, Solaire and Greirat’s made me really sad
@BaconEggWithCheese
@BaconEggWithCheese 2 жыл бұрын
@@kuranokyonshi Greirat was oddly enough one of my favorite characters, and I was happy I kept him alive so seeing him die there made me tear up a bit.
@TheSyliman
@TheSyliman 3 жыл бұрын
By cutting that specific onion, you not only made yourself cry, but the whole world watching as well. RIP in peace mr. Onion man
@Lok3t3
@Lok3t3 3 жыл бұрын
I refuse to die until u release the viable miracle build Old man!
@Miranox2
@Miranox2 3 жыл бұрын
He can't release something that doesn't exist.
@trolololololll
@trolololololll 3 жыл бұрын
Download the Convergence Mod . Miracles builds are simply amazing
@aifos5171
@aifos5171 3 жыл бұрын
@@Miranox2 If Elden Ring exist then the miracle build must exist too
@thegk-verse4216
@thegk-verse4216 3 жыл бұрын
@@aifos5171 Even dragons use miracles now, the answer to a viable miracle build *must* be in elden ring
@genesisosuna
@genesisosuna 2 жыл бұрын
SL120 40 str 60 fth and you allocate the other attributes, use blessed lothric knight greatsword for like 717 AR Or heavy infuse it and buff it with lightning weapon for similar damage output Lightning Arrow and Sunlight Spear optional I guess Tears is pretty useful as well
@maddominic
@maddominic 3 жыл бұрын
The closer we get to elden ring, the more useless the information becomes
@fourcrippledhorses
@fourcrippledhorses 3 жыл бұрын
Zullie: challenge accepted
@aeroanosupremo
@aeroanosupremo 3 жыл бұрын
Can't wait to climb that big ass tree
@toobig7150
@toobig7150 2 жыл бұрын
@@fourcrippledhorses "what's under all female characters skirts on the saga"
@hahaCleverName
@hahaCleverName 3 жыл бұрын
How about the longest “killing you” dialogue. A lot of times NPC’s like to have a good giggle at you after killing you for the tenth time.
@Shinobi10598
@Shinobi10598 3 жыл бұрын
Damn star wars music actually made this sad lol.
@Darkprosper
@Darkprosper 3 жыл бұрын
No matter how shitposty the content is, I can't help but get emotional. John Williams is just too powerful.
@lucinakingmelee9871
@lucinakingmelee9871 3 жыл бұрын
That solaire one got me in tears.
@HanMasho
@HanMasho 3 жыл бұрын
Rap goddess undead merchant lady. Spittin' bars from behind bars!
@Robthetank001
@Robthetank001 3 жыл бұрын
Andre's death hurt the most, he's the one guy who reached the end of the world by being a decent guy
@vittocrazi
@vittocrazi 2 жыл бұрын
i dont think he is just one person... there are others exactly like him made out of stone... so there are either statues of him scattered around, oer there is something else going on
@Robthetank001
@Robthetank001 2 жыл бұрын
@@vittocrazi The weird statues might be leftover from when Andre originally had a larger role in the story in early development
@dsagent
@dsagent 3 жыл бұрын
I like how the characters drop lore bits on death. From really goes out of its way. Also nice cinematography. Killing solaire in that location was cool.
@haltorn2611
@haltorn2611 3 жыл бұрын
Plus it adds as a fun nod to the "Carthus Sandworm is Solaire" shitpost theory x)
@Zerum69
@Zerum69 3 жыл бұрын
"A Warrior of the Sun will not just sit and take it!" A single tear went down my cheek
@Lulu-hm8ot
@Lulu-hm8ot 3 жыл бұрын
FINALLY MY OLD WAIFU IS BACK
@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149
@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 3 жыл бұрын
Old man? _A most excellent choice sire._
@thegk-verse4216
@thegk-verse4216 3 жыл бұрын
@@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 Maybe it's the merchant
@madonesqualor6917
@madonesqualor6917 2 жыл бұрын
I have questions about Ladders. Each game has at least 1 comically long ladder, but which one has the longest? Which game takes the longest time to climb the longest ladder? Which game takes the longest time to fall down the longest ladder? And is there a Mod that plays Snake Eater when you climb these ladders?
@madonesqualor6917
@madonesqualor6917 2 жыл бұрын
Tell me about the ladders limit... I'm begging you
@raym3239
@raym3239 2 жыл бұрын
GIVE US WHAT WE WANT LIMIT-BREAKERS, DO IT!
@pusagarfield7369
@pusagarfield7369 2 жыл бұрын
old but isnt it the one in ariandel at the bottom?
@spooons504
@spooons504 2 жыл бұрын
... what a thrill...
@leonardo9259
@leonardo9259 2 жыл бұрын
I want to know this too
@Tiagotaf
@Tiagotaf 3 жыл бұрын
I curled up in the corner of my room from shame when by accident, I once hit that undead lady selling moss. Good Lord, that woman can verbally abuse you more than any physical pain you could ever dream of hahahahahahahahaha
@izayaorihara5516
@izayaorihara5516 3 жыл бұрын
THE LEGENDS SPOKE OF HIS RETURN
@justrandomstuff6828
@justrandomstuff6828 3 жыл бұрын
Where's the miracle build Old Man? Also, YAY! MORE USELESS DATA, i really love it
@matthiasthemagician6803
@matthiasthemagician6803 3 жыл бұрын
The miracle build is just a melee build with enough stats to use tears of denial, and maybe throw in force well your at it.
@hinamiravenroot7162
@hinamiravenroot7162 3 жыл бұрын
3:16 the SM64 soundclip really sold that line, well done little skeleton!
@craigwck7626
@craigwck7626 3 жыл бұрын
It's been 1354 days since we where promised a miracle build. It's been so long even dragons can throw lightning now.
@Slayer7100
@Slayer7100 3 жыл бұрын
*Wearing Solaire’s helm for the FashionSouls* But who would DARE hurt the Sunbro?
@AntonsVoice
@AntonsVoice 3 жыл бұрын
Old man useless facts would, apparently.
@anotherclown6620
@anotherclown6620 3 жыл бұрын
Bugs
@cozy2081
@cozy2081 3 жыл бұрын
I’ll kill all if I have to and I won’t get sad since some would like eternal rest
@Drodrik15
@Drodrik15 3 жыл бұрын
Well you can actually get his gear without killing him if you do his whole storyline correctly lol. But it takes a little bit of time to do.
@jeremyabbott4537
@jeremyabbott4537 2 жыл бұрын
@@Drodrik15 wait what? Where do you find his set after saving him?
@Mornepin
@Mornepin 3 жыл бұрын
0:56 SO THE BONE IS FROM HIS MOTHER ??!! The lore is so deep that I figure things out in random videos on youtube 5 years later.
@hermitcard4494
@hermitcard4494 3 жыл бұрын
2:47 Moss Undead Merchant: Curse the fiends! And the children of their children forever true!
@Sohelanthropus
@Sohelanthropus 2 жыл бұрын
2:21 this has to be one of the most epic scenes I've seen in my life
@znrknd8566
@znrknd8566 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for your diligent experiments during our long wait for Elden Ring, sir
@Chocochoco22
@Chocochoco22 Жыл бұрын
Am i the only one who find moss lady voice calming and her cursing adorable? 😂
@Garl_Vinland
@Garl_Vinland 3 жыл бұрын
Then you leave me no choice. -Solaire Kenobi
@wsx913
@wsx913 3 жыл бұрын
I legit thought you hired a VA at first. This shit is insane.
@SignumEternis
@SignumEternis 3 жыл бұрын
The whole video was great, but editing for the moss merchant monologue was amazing. Watching this was truly a rollercoaster of emotions; going from sadness, to surprise, to laughter.
@whazzit223
@whazzit223 3 жыл бұрын
Npc: Embraces cold, unfeeling death while uttering their last words to an unforgiving world. Chosen Undead: Memes and Point Downs.
@DreamofAnything
@DreamofAnything 3 жыл бұрын
"How to cut onions without crying " You can't
@Jopeymessmusic
@Jopeymessmusic 3 жыл бұрын
I remember accidently hitting her ages ago back in the ol'360 days. Legitimately couldn't believe the amount of dialogue she had. She's just a moss enthusiast like!
@lucasdaniel2668
@lucasdaniel2668 3 жыл бұрын
Now we're getting at what really matters
@TheScheckig
@TheScheckig 3 жыл бұрын
I hit her on accident once when returning from my desktop. She makes you feel sooooo bad about it.
@MarlowPreston
@MarlowPreston 2 жыл бұрын
3:33 The Default Dancing Ashen One in the back.
@vanderkarl3927
@vanderkarl3927 3 жыл бұрын
Wait a moment, I thought Solaire also said "it's dark, so dark"??? Also, Ciaran should get an honorable mention. Remember there are a lot of NPCs like her and I believe Leonhard as well who have death dialogue that doesn't show up on subtitles!
@aifos5171
@aifos5171 3 жыл бұрын
Solaire says "it's dark, so dark" when you kill him in the demon ruins at the end of his questline, if you kill him in any other part of the game he has another dialogue
@bubblegumperzon2601
@bubblegumperzon2601 3 жыл бұрын
I cried, This video has harmed an old souls vet's soul.
@Doktor_CC
@Doktor_CC 3 жыл бұрын
So this is the origins on how sunbro became a giant worm.
@Drezdenez
@Drezdenez 2 жыл бұрын
2:04 ok this is the best joke about dark souls I ever heard. Hands down, this was absolut genius
@royalsoldierofdrangleic4577
@royalsoldierofdrangleic4577 3 жыл бұрын
We need the Miracle build old man, before the giants are entirely upon us
@Gabriel_TR
@Gabriel_TR 3 жыл бұрын
"My dear little Lin..." *aggresively reports video for brutal assault*
@Kakuruma
@Kakuruma 3 жыл бұрын
God, I almost cried why the fuck did you kill our precious Solaire ?
@nonocere
@nonocere 2 жыл бұрын
The moss lady is my favorite NPC in all of Dark Souls ngl and this perfectly explains why
@elgringosupremo
@elgringosupremo 3 жыл бұрын
I’m just reminded yet again how flawless that star wars music is.
@badaryman7139
@badaryman7139 2 жыл бұрын
The moss lady just straight up linked the fire with her sick burn
@ItsYaBoiThrawn
@ItsYaBoiThrawn 2 жыл бұрын
I count 6 bodies by solaire during the start of his last stand. Therefore, he took at least 6 of these monsters with him when he died, putting up the most fight put of all the NPCs in this video.
@Lady_Vengeance
@Lady_Vengeance 3 жыл бұрын
You are the finest editor on all of KZbin
@labmem004
@labmem004 3 жыл бұрын
Truly one of the best. It's kinda nuts how he's dedicated to the goof.
@Lady_Vengeance
@Lady_Vengeance 3 жыл бұрын
@@labmem004 Hollywood needs to give this man a call. I’m not even playin. The dude is legit talented.
@jimmymememe5917
@jimmymememe5917 3 жыл бұрын
Here's a useless observation, in Darks Souls 3 when you have crystal soulmass and press the block button, the soulmass twitches in sync
@TheWumbler
@TheWumbler 3 жыл бұрын
its because soulmasses follow your head so when your head moves down slightly in thr block animation the soulmasses twitch a bit
@TP_Varnak
@TP_Varnak 3 жыл бұрын
I was watching for 2 minutes before I realized this was a new video. Keep up the good work.
@Shiningforceking
@Shiningforceking 3 жыл бұрын
“Ray, when someone sells you a moss you say, YES!! “ -Ghostbusters
@ALFRD_
@ALFRD_ 3 жыл бұрын
"Et tu, brutus?" I literally started crying from the very beginning :(
@mistersir8423
@mistersir8423 2 жыл бұрын
Wow, I actually started tearing up at solaire. Didn't expect that to hit me so hard.
@Jonsoner
@Jonsoner 3 жыл бұрын
Step aside Firekeeper. Unnamed undead female merchant is the true waifu. Find a girl that laugh and slurps when spoken just like her.
@TheDeagster877
@TheDeagster877 3 жыл бұрын
The part with Solaire was amazing..
@horseradish4046
@horseradish4046 2 жыл бұрын
Female Undead Merchant rant is one of my favorite moments in the entire Souls series, I'm glad it finally got such beautiful recognition. Pretty sure this whole video was just an excuse to do that animation sequence and it's glorious.
@constipation4650
@constipation4650 2 жыл бұрын
The last bit is without a doubt the most intense moment in gaming
@ARiter
@ARiter 3 жыл бұрын
Animator: *Makes death animation for moss girl* Miyazaki: 3:02
@simonebozzardi1301
@simonebozzardi1301 3 жыл бұрын
Hey oldman, I've got a question for you What is the maximum amount of souls you can get in Dark Souls 2 without using ascetics or Company of Champions? (As, you know, the enemies stop respawning after you kill them a certain amount of times)
@Arrakiz666
@Arrakiz666 3 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure that there are some enemies that don't stop respawning, so the amount is still infinite.
@alfalldoot6715
@alfalldoot6715 2 жыл бұрын
@@Arrakiz666 No, I'm pretty sure every enemy eventually stops respawning though I am not sure
@ConstrictorDevlin
@ConstrictorDevlin 2 жыл бұрын
@@alfalldoot6715 weird, DS2 wikidot says that all normal enemies stop respawning after you kill them enough, but i dont feel like i ever COMPLETELY depopulated an area of enemies like that
@itsl3489
@itsl3489 2 жыл бұрын
@@ConstrictorDevlin I did, on my first playthrough at Heide's Tower of Flame, the dragon (scholar of the first sin exclusive) gave me a hard time, but I also really liked the other enemies and felt like farming some level ups, so I could powerstance two greatswords. So I completely emptied the area for I believe about 800 thousand souls (with the silver serpent ring), got a lot of levels and finally bodied the dragon with full health, full estus and (I believe) two bastard swords :D Also, on multiple occasions, when an area was giving me a hard time overall I'd consistently find that the first few enemies or rather all enemies leading up to my first few deaths in the area would all disappear at the same time, which had a very noticeable impact the first time I fought my way through no man's wharf.
@evanseifert8858
@evanseifert8858 2 жыл бұрын
You can go to NG+ to respawn all the enemies, so it must be infinite. I don't know if it's infinite in a single NG cycle though.
@eglewether5523
@eglewether5523 2 жыл бұрын
I have to rewatch this all the time, that editing is way too good xD
@arcticmoon5230
@arcticmoon5230 Жыл бұрын
Solaire’s death felt like the fall of Reach… he knew he the odds were against him, but chose to stand and fight- as a true warrior of the sun.
@rat9041
@rat9041 2 жыл бұрын
the fact that executing order 66 involves the murder of patches implies that he was secretly a jedi
@philliphelmut1077
@philliphelmut1077 3 жыл бұрын
Can we quickly talk about the Forlon Corvian Settler? He is so willingly sacrificing himself just for the painted world to finally burn away, what a pure soul, I feel bad for him :(
@AtreyusNinja
@AtreyusNinja 3 жыл бұрын
Probably one of Your top ten vid
@bigmanscotch
@bigmanscotch 3 жыл бұрын
Limit Breakers... The scene with Solaire was beautiful, it brought a tear to my eye
@ihave2spoons453
@ihave2spoons453 2 жыл бұрын
Top 3 saddest deaths in ds1: 1. Solaire 2. Siegmeyer 3. Giant Blacksmith
@coraline2770
@coraline2770 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the video love it
@backhandbow2606
@backhandbow2606 2 жыл бұрын
Some of the best editing I've seen in a while🤣🤣
@DannatiNomiUtente
@DannatiNomiUtente 2 жыл бұрын
gotta admit, up until 2:40 this has been one of the saddest souls videos i've ever seen, RIP everyone :c
@steampunkastronaut7081
@steampunkastronaut7081 3 жыл бұрын
Hawkood the Deserter is tied with the corvian settler at 18 words, if you kill him at Firelink Shrine.
@manofcarbon883
@manofcarbon883 3 жыл бұрын
Always a pleasure to watch your work my dude.
@coenx1
@coenx1 3 жыл бұрын
That point down from one guy on Solaire made it even sadder.
@CrazyCole22
@CrazyCole22 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone shits on Ds2 but Ds2 is unbeaten in 1 thing : FashionSouls
@knightartorias746
@knightartorias746 3 жыл бұрын
No, two things: fashion souls as you said and build diversity.
@gigagogagagio
@gigagogagagio 3 жыл бұрын
@@knightartorias746 >dark souls 2 >build diversity
@ludeviguelemody863
@ludeviguelemody863 2 жыл бұрын
Fashion souls is one thing but level design and gameplay is somewhat more important.
@vittocrazi
@vittocrazi 2 жыл бұрын
@@ludeviguelemody863 and gameplay wise is a big improvement over ds1. "level design" may be less interconnected, but its still more vast and pretty
@mikael7084
@mikael7084 2 жыл бұрын
in the beginning there was fashion and then came the Havelsauruses and started the Age of Poise
@shinyrayquaza9
@shinyrayquaza9 3 жыл бұрын
jokes on you, ds2 npcs can still be interacted at gravestones
@msullivan92
@msullivan92 3 жыл бұрын
Dude I love your videos so much even though I dont play dark souls as much anymore I've literally never clicked on a video so fast in my life, your brand of humor is god tier. Thank you so much praise the fukin sun
@WillFiordalisi
@WillFiordalisi 2 жыл бұрын
Love these
@savagelexlex1296
@savagelexlex1296 2 жыл бұрын
3:42 i fucking lost it, so did she
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