Which Thing Kills More People? (GAME)

We go down to the swamp to play "Less Than Or Gater Than" to find out what unassuming items kill people. GMM #1293.3
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[@holdendenyer6980]

"How do you choke on a pen?" " You're chewing on it, and the it's like hhuogh , and then it goes hooughh, and it goes in there and you go hhhooouuuuhghhhhgghhhh. " -GMM 2018

[@dje8584]

Sounded like a whale

[@Jimone66]

Señor Sprinkles, Lol

[@jussomdude8506]

Can confirm, for am I a pen.

[@Kirgaby]

I was lookijg for this comment

[@Motivation_Restoration]

It sounded like something from Pingu

[@Malto77]

Link- "I'm not an idiot!" Link then proceeds to get it wrong 😂

[@MelB868]

Alex Link is smart it doesn't mean he knows everything

[@Malto77]

Melanie Barksdale I'm well aware of that. My comment is to show how confident he was about his answer being correct and the irony behind him saying he's not an idiot, yet he gets it wrong. I'm well aware he's smart.

[@kristinam319]

Alex Malton, you beat me to it! I cracked up.

[@booperdooper0525]

Alex Malton lol ikr!

[@ohanameansfamily6433]

Alex Malton lol I'm suprised rhett didn't point tat out

[@JaxBlade]

The pen one legitimately surprised me.

[@DatDaDatty]

JaxBlade hi

[@zanemunsinger8725]

I almost choked to death on a quarter. Fun times

[@Summergch]

And that's why they made the openings, and unfortunately your case proves that it just made people put pen caps in their mouths more often xD

[@sopha9625]

Really? I’m not because I know kids like to pick them apart and then probably choke on the spring ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@meowcats9897]

Have u never heard of percy jackson!

[@colinrobinson4633]

"100 people die by choking on pens a year!" "Chase starts giggling"

[@Greeshidlos]

when people "choke on a pen" it's usually the pen cap

[@hedgiedino2976]

or, as Rhett explained, they "KHCHCHCH" and then they "KAKHHSH" and then "CHKKKKKKK"

[@emilywolenski1487]

loves to spooge That's why there are holes in pen caps. So people can still breathe.

[@RainWolf8]

Or the ink breaks and u choke on the ink

[@potato-whiz]

Or you’re running, you fall, stab your throat.

[@majormana1]

Yup

[@UnPhayzable]

The pen is mightier than the sword for a reason

[@gjgany]

Hmm... I need to know on average how many people do swords kill people each year to prove this statement.

[@DeathrowJS]

How many top comments do you have on GMM??

[@KG-yi4cn]

Well what if the pen is the sword? (Only Percy Jackson fans will get this) PJ FOR LIFE

[@daneshoemaker545]

Jules It’s not just on GMM videos.

[@stephenmayoryk4991]

Why is the pen mightier than the sword? I dunno. Ask Riptide 🙀 PJO ALERT

[@amyconlon8771]

Link's love triangle: Bacon Cereal. Peanut butter

[@amyconlon8771]

Yasss

[@elliejenkins2145]

Basically yeah

[@chipsnjoaq5174]

Rhett? His kids? His wife? Job? Crew?

[@kayhandzus8406]

@@chipsnjoaq5174 Nah, only food

[@TheAdventurousHermits]

Yet 11, 417 sharks are killed by humans every hour.

[@truthboom]

now count how many human kill another human each day

[@OokPuddin]

yet more people choke on food then get killed by sharks how I R O N I C

[@SuperMagnum89]

that would be over 274,000 a day? you sure about that?

[@TheAdventurousHermits]

Approximately 100 million sharks are killed per year by humans and could be upwards of 273 million.

[@SuperMagnum89]

The Vegan Wallflower where do you get those numbers from if I may ask?

[@TheMossyrocker16]

I'm going to buy that Rabbit Lightning shirt as soon as it's available. Along with the Cotton Candy Randy shirt.

[@lukehopmann3493]

TheMossyrocker16 I

[@abbeywebb207]

I really need that shirt. I legit didnt even finish the video before I went to search for it on the website.

[@jrod3029]

hell yes!

[@happyskating2000]

"Hey Daddies"

[@whoisjai]

As much as people were loving it, I hate to break it to you....it's fanmade.

[@maggiemusic777]

*I like this, its og Rhett and Link*

[@josephboehmer1245]

sparklyclarke they don't do OG Rhett and Link. Their main channel has been updated like 2 times in the last 3 years

[@emilywolenski1487]

What does that even mean?

[@albussimpson]

Emily Wolenski original

[@emilywolenski1487]

albus simpson gotcha

[@noobbotgaming2173]

Emily Wolenski original gangsta

[@am97341]

I hope the Chaseterbunny comes for Easter! Also I habe never actually heard of a vending machine death. What a way to go

[@Killingglorie]

i want a shirt with : COCONUTS BE FALLIN' Y'ALL!

[@kayhandzus8406]

And selfies are surging, certainly

[@24FramesOfNick]

Wait how do you kill half a person

[@huhjoe68]

24 Frames Of Nick you kill their reason to exist 😩

[@VoltLuke1]

24 Frames Of Nick i can show you

[@tealmacfarlane]

It's an average.

[@coyotechaos5234]

Magic

[@PDKJim2386]

Sharks would normally attack anything that is "invading their home" so to speak, and in all honesty if a guy broke into my house in a bathing suit I'd probably attack him too

[@chippypills]

“They deserve to die.” -Link 2018

[@abbyj.4608]

Link:*opens gator mouth* Chase: That’s better thank you. Link: *shuts gator mouth*

[@haveaniceday8882]

Which do you think has happened more on Gmm? Link gagging or Rhett bragging?

[@kellycarroll7523]

Probs Link gagging. Rhett does brag a ton tho! xD

[@miantava]

EASILY Link. Dude can't handle a tomato.

[@princessstardusteclipse7270]

Yes. Just yes 😂

[@Apple_Slices.]

1200 times look how many episodes at the time

[@idk_matt]

Have a Nice day Linky

[@ZoesZoo]

Man ... if I died because of a vending machine, or a balloon, or a pen, or a cork, or a coconut, I wouldn't even want to go to heaven because I'd be so embarrassed. But if I died because of all 5 at once, I might be famous up there.

[@ohmaidarlin]

I agree! Thinking about it you'd be the Eleanor Shellstrop of The Good Place!! Haha :D

[@andrewesquivel]

No spoiler alert? That just ruined half the video for me

[@vii1759]

andrewesquivel There was no spoiler in there...he didnt say which one killed more he just said he’d be embarrased if he got killed by one of the options, chill. The comments is where people go to discuss the video, complaining about someone talking about the video in the comments is idiotic.

[@andrewesquivel]

VIII they are spoilers because those are all the answers. You can pretty much gather that real quick. Sure enough, they are.

[@vii1759]

andrewesquivel No, he never said which one are the answers. 2 of the choices could be a Gumball or a Sock, if he says he’d be embarrased to be killed be a gumball that doesnt show in ANY way which one won.

[@Dusco25]

"I would like to choke on a keyboard" - Link 2018

[@cademancaden]

Even archaeologists watch this show :)

[@twilight1973able]

Hot ones at that

[@trunksGav]

They dig it

[@cademancaden]

trunksGav lmao

[@mateenmalik9288]

trunksGav ii

[@mateenmalik9288]

_🤣

[@Riven-19]

"They deserve to die" Link, 2018.

[@PCLHH]

you have to keep in mind these people are all ages, from babies to seniors.

[@meganh7432]

My best friend & I made that Rabbit Lightning shirt for the Tour of Mythicality and sent them in to Rhett & Link!! 😄🎉 so happy to see it on a video!!

[@mattsponhour]

Megan H funny how you lied

[@fearfulpineapple4626]

Ace The Assasin how do you know

[@mattsponhour]

Fearful Pineapple stfu

[@emilyblaeser6827]

@@mattsponhour if you don't have any proof than you need to shut up

[@mattsponhour]

Emily Blaeser this was posted a year ago but if you want we could fight slide the addy

[@circleception6026]

A toothpick went through my foot when I stepped on once, I can’t move my toes anymore. Tooth picks are truly terrifying

[@stepmothercity]

In school I was constantly taking apart pens, chewing on them, and putting them back together again. Lots of little parts in there to choke on. Not too surprised.

[@Telic]

i stayed up all night again

[@Telic]

hahaha oops

[@jessicaromie5256]

Me too oops

[@venomouzelite4380]

...sighs... same

[@BennyFouFou]

Telic same lol

[@colbytart9282]

Me too 😫😫😫

[@seashells0103]

I just recently rewatched the episode "5 unexpected deadly things" from 2014 and Link talked about vending machines killing people then! He must've forgotten cause he was very surprised in this episode haha. I think I might know gmm better than you guys! :P I am a big mythical beast ❤

[@bakulmathur720]

seashells0103 I thought about the same thing.. I saw that old episode recently (first time), since I'm comparitively new to GMM:)

[@Meringuesnake]

Yes!

[@kcfamilydoll4312]

True

[@sajidaassaf174]

Hilarious episode. I'm just wondering how did people get this info

[@christinewarner3363]

Sajida Assaf it will always be a mystery...😂

[@muls9571]

Google....

[@gracefulfiber4246]

O...m...g, these deaths are just a government coverup for the assasinations that happen all the time... or people are really stoopid

[@sajidaassaf174]

Graceful Fiber conspiracy theory 👀👀

[@jtnoodle]

Sajida Assaf there's this thing called statistics that coroners office keep. When you and I die, we'll become part of those statistics

[@purplepooks]

The reason that pens have those really tiny holes on the bottom of the pencaps is so if someone chokes on it, they’ll be able to breathe through the hole at the bottom

[@Ludnorc]

You will also get killed if you Chase The Gator

[@vac3060]

Who remembers the coconut deaths and vending machine deaths from the ''5 Unexpected Deadly Things'' episode?

[@ZoesZoo]

I LOVE the Rabbit Lightning shirt!!

[@Reverie876]

*Rhett* "100 people die from pens every year" *at the end of the video* "buy our pens" lol not exactly a good way to sell your stuff 😂🤣

[@haveaniceday8882]

I went to a clinic in Australia. I caught gatorades

[@haveaniceday8882]

What they lack in gators they compensate for with open minded women

[@haveaniceday8882]

You must be from Australia

[@purplehatguy]

I just don't get it

[@Faythe98]

🙄

[@joelrosin2326]

Do Americans think these jokes are funny?

[@latrellsutton9814]

Does anyone know the name of the GMM episode(#1275) with the champagne cork. PLS SOMEONE!?

[@isaacbailey3681]

If I were in Link’s position for the first question: **Twists Chase’s head to “vending machines” so fast it nearly hurts him** “VENDING MACHINES!!”

[@AtrumNoxProductions]

RED HEADS ARE ALIENS! HELLO! Look up 3/20's episode, they used the same clip. It is all connected people!

[@babyreaper2192]

OMG Rabbit Lighting T-shirt. Your rocking it chase

[@azadanzans5359]

1/1 2/2 3/3 4/4 4/5 Im going to cry

[@damionwhittington302]

That's why it's called chamPAIN!!!

[@crimmus]

Actually, the first one is wrong about sharks vs vending machines. I googled it, and though WIKIPEDIA said that "less than 1 person per year is killed by a shark in Florida," Florida Muesuem.edu said, "six fatalities that are attributable to unprovoked shark attacks worldwide, each year." First of all, the "less than 1 person per year" is from WIKIPEDIA and in FLORIDA, not worldwide, or even nationwide in the US. The second quote is from a much more trustworthy source, and even that is "unprovoked attacks." The second quote is also referring to the entire world. Based on other research I did, it confirmed that about 5ish people die from shark attacks per year, more than vending machine deaths. I just googled "How many people die from shark attacks a year" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shark_attack www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/shark-attacks/yearly-worldwide-summary/

[@haveaniceday8882]

I wonder if jason is still alive

[@joeyb9146]

Have a Nice day yeah does anyone know what he’s up to these days?

[@brianjones8899]

Have a Nice day Ahh, the good ole days

[@jasongeer9402]

Have a Nice day yes I am

[@jfernsten]

Have a Nice day just checked, I'm still breathing. Thanks for asking!

[@flabershlap101]

They've talked about him on some occasions since he left. He did some project. I don't remember which episode(s) they mention him, but I know they do. At least he's not dead! 😁

[@dariancremer4519]

Whats up with Link's glasses? They are different.

[@evanbessey9164]

Link: “HOW?!? What am I missing?!” Me: *your brain*

[@kit_kinetic]

I want Chase's rabbit lightning shirt.

[@rebeccaclairesharp2110]

Link hair is so cute 😍

[@blondSession]

Rebecca Sharpie he's married don't try.

[@mockingjayvia6227]

Anyone who reads Percy Jackson is not surprised that pens are so dangerous! 😂

[@tidewatersafarifishing9200]

Honestly middle school is pretty bad for me but your videos make my day ☺️

[@tyffaneelavely8087]

why is it so bad hun?

[@tyrizzlemanizzle]

tidewatersafari fishing get ready because high school is 10x worse lol, ditch middle school and enjoy life while u can

[@abigailway3840]

Link: I have no pride Me when I tell people how many hours a day I spend watching GMM

[@creeperface9803]

I loved this video it is hilarious!

[@noahpatterson6662]

Creeperface9 i

[@victortalkingmachine]

I would thing that people would die from pens by ink poisoning. Where you bite the end off. Like I did once. XD

[@violettcorrine3376]

Chase's rabit lightning shirt is awesome 😂❤️

[@br1elle_k]

THEY DIDNT SAY "lets talk about that"

[@ChaoticMatters]

She's the coolest archaelogist since Indiana Jones

[@killlekillband2625]

I need a Rabbit Lightning shirt ASAP

[@huhjoe68]

But... Rhett said a few people every few years die by coconut

[@Davemsy]

Number 1 is wrong. Sharks kill an average of 3 people a year and vending machines is 5

[@vlunderx]

"No Mas" -Rhett 2018

[@godlovesus7626]

Have a nice day guys and girls in the chat, God bless yal

[@TheDvreyna1975]

I work at a school I'm just gonna bring a coconut with me for personal defense.

[@oliviathomet8337]

1:47😱😱 Rhett! Sharks aren’t monsters! I free dive with them, completely unprotected, and they do absolutely nothing! We just chill together

[@miamickelson4413]

I stayed up all night......its 4 in the morning

[@pre-packaged_9692]

I live in Miami. Falling coconuts are a legit problem here its weird

[@zackarycarder4678]

stayed up all night and gotta go to school

[@zackarycarder4678]

Gotta go to school for 7 hours then 2 hours of football weight lifting its gonna be a long day foreal }:

[@AnS-ov6nf]

Dang. Hope u hold up mate

[@isabellaperez9434]

Zackary Carder im on spring break this week

[@dr.leonardhofstadtersavage6413]

17 people killed by bollons, I can see that vending machine being dangerous.

[@cannellofglory6968]

What’s funny is every time you say deadly in my head I think good or amazing because another meaning for deadly in Ireland is good or amazing. So it’s like it would be an amazing mistake to not buy our pens.

[@phatcat4384]

it's the lid lol that's why some pens are now made with the hole in the top of the lid ;)

[@joyfullmink]

Coconuts be fallin', y'all.

[@koletonsolberg9581]

Go figures. Pens kill people because people make them into weapons. Argh🤔 they got me 🤯

[@krissstoferek1222]

Rhetts interpretetation of choking on pens tho

[@ashliesmith3240]

Watch savage sparkle, by Morgan

[@evanmacleod1364]

I rally like your videos you guys are so cool and awesome funny lots of things

[@LadyCynthiana]

*Sees Chase's Rabbit Lightning t-shirt* You've done it again, sold me more merch. I have enough already!

[@annawiebe5751]

Two future guest suggestions, Lilly Singh, and the guys from Dude Perfect.

[@Dead_guy138]

ShawolAD it’s cause she’s racist and unfunny

[@elianahamilton5446]

I love Dude Perfect! Unfortunately, they live in Texas, and California is kind of far away from Texas..

[@TheBomberman122]

Eliana Hamilton it's a good thing we have airplanes.....

[@elianahamilton5446]

TheBomberman122 Well yeah, but they don't really have a reason to go to California unless exclusively for this purpose.

[@thisisme3531]

"They deserve to die" - Link 2018

[@lilianthomepedrozo9403]

Cham”pain”, am I right

[@herbalteaa5882]

No.

[@CowwoC]

I thought of the Amanda Show when he was talking about floating away in the hot air balloon lol.

[@Marco_El_Afro-Latino]

Good Mythical Monday to all you Mythical Beasts! Hope you had a great weekend and I hope your week goes well!😁

[@gabeismypup4026]

Marco Juan-Pedro Sanchez Thank you! Have a good one too!😁😀

[@patsfan8723]

thanks that was really nice

[@booperdooper0525]

Marco Juan-Pedro Sanchez thank you! 😀😀😀😀

[@ameliakirby9438]

This made my day😊

[@cookieunicorn2515]

Marco Juan-Pedro Sanchez lol, this was one month ago but i’m watching on a Monday morning 😂😂

[@kristincybulski]

"You know what time it is." -Gator Chase

[@KelseyGierach]

None of these videos so far have automatically played for me :p just so your technical team knows :)

[@ashrobat]

Kelsey Gierach They don’t control that

[@ud7206]

4:14 beware of the wild link

[@adeadcrab]

chase is cool

[@0to60lifelv2]

R.I.P to the 1/2 a person that dies every year from Sharks.

[@kellz8943]

I died when they did a throwback to link almost killing rhett

[@heathdockery8903]

“When it hits you at point plank range like kkkkkkk, kkkkkkk, kkkkkkkk”

[@GWalmer]

Goodnight Australian mythical beasts 😴

[@moonkitty3411]

I spent my morning watching these guys. Entertained me greatly.

[@Local_Buffalo]

Hi

[@dotcomi3539]

_Having_Some _Fun_Yet_ hi

[@m.w.6526]

seeya

[@team_lollipop9699]

I like cocoanut La Croix There are my second favorite of the La Croix

[@BennyFouFou]

Who else didn’t sleep? (Just so I could see this episode when it first was published)

[@focusontheroadthereisnothi6763]

Me!

[@haveaniceday8882]

BennyFouFou heard of alarm clock?

[@BennyFouFou]

Have a Nice day shhh, I’m not very smart

[@Jimone66]

I was asleep cause i alreddy have a deadly fear of evrything

[@sydneymartin5979]

2:57 my birthday party is next saterday... Im not exitited anymore...

[@twentynelimelights5365]

Who’s here before 500 views?

[@MonsterBurn74]

Twenty Øne Limelight’s I was here at 15 views

[@groenfan851]

Ahoyhoy There, Fellow KZbinrinos! I've gone in a Hot Air Balloon, I cried , not from the height , I loved that, but I'm deathly afraid of fire.

[@josephmilio9493]

wow vending machines kill more people then sharks thats crazy!!

[@whaleproductions9648]

I don't believe that unless this is just US. In Australia every week someone dies from a shark

[@KLBKBB]

I have also heard statistically you are more likely to be killed by a cow than you are by a shark

[@rishiduggal4826]

It would be a deadly mistake to buy your pens😋😋😋

[@H0A0B123]

Give Link his point for the first round. *Vending machines don't kill 2 people per year* This is an outdated statistic.

[@mysticalmusic3]

*"Balloonofied... travel devices"* ~Link 2018

[@tmatiara2075]

Why use guns when you can use champagne 🍾

[@notquiteordinary]

Hit in the temple link, come on man

[@teirdalin]

To be fair on Links first answer, lots of bodies in the ocean probably aren't found and reported in.

[@emberschmidt6184]

Link: I would like to go up in one of those balloons with somebody. *Gestures to Rhett* maybe you... Gator: Raises sad hand