ASMR | Giving A Rock A Haircut

[@NotSprk]

so nice seeing Dwayne be so calm during this haircut.

[@Guez1k]

For real

[@Cazammaf]

"I don't think Dwayne has hair to cut bro!"

[@tgzzz1]

@@Cazammaftha shi was so unfunny

[@gxdz-_t0x1c51]

Shoutou to his barber must not be easy cutting his hair

[@wMadmansion]

​@@CazammafThat's how he went bald

[@slothasmr7727]

This rock been on earth for countless years just chillin I bet he never thought he would be KZbin famous

[@2markov]

This comment.

[@teehee5700]

i don’t think he ever thought he would get a haircut either

[@krotailen8025]

@@teehee5700 i bet he never thought

[@VL444X]

​@@krotailen8025bruh😂😂😂

[@francocervelli5959]

Before🪨/after🗿🍷

[@topfart14]

imagine getting up in the mornng, getting a nice hot coffee and look outside the window for some sunlight, then you see a dude giving a rock a new cut.

[@11xxDIMAxx11]

Yeah man 😂 i think the same thing 😅

[@camcat26]

You’d probably also see the camera and figure it was a weird new internet trend

[@vuelxq]

LOLL

[@tzwyyds]

😂😂😂

[@C4DD1333]

😰💀

[@typicalja4612]

I sat and watched all 20 minutes of a rock getting its hair cut. This is my life.

[@DimoMoheb]

Can we be friends?

[@TheKuboGD]

"Can we be friends?" Chain gang, rise up!!!

[@FurMiauLovesCats]

Can we be friends?

[@DimoMoheb]

@@TheKuboGD 😟

[@maceface929]

Can we be friends?

[@snotdog24]

Imagine a billion years from now someone finds this rock, they will never have guessed it had a haircut

[@-GordonFreeman]

Yeah his hair would have grown by then

[@micah_bea]

Poor rock might be balding by then

[@peskybird7627]

that is so relateable i alwasys find a rock that will never have guessed it had a haircut

[@BiggestMessiFan12334]

God would have come by then

[@ibisicvs]

@@BiggestMessiFan12334 ??

[@iixxbr0k3n_m4yxxiiyt6]

“Cassandra the neighbors at it again” “What’s he doing this time?” ….. “He’s putting shaving cream on a rock…”

[@versed0]

😂😂😂

[@gotusgotus]

LMAO Cassandra so random 😂

[@davidxd584]

Hahaha You Made My Day😂😂

[@waypoint732]

"dear god"

[@Zetchzie]

Alf is Shaving lol

[@subject_changed4690]

I haven't taken my pet rock to a groomer before cause everyone just laughs at me. I'm glad there's people out there who truly appreciate a good rock touch up.

[@anubis_atg]

600th like :)

[@HyperHrishiHD]

@@anubis_atg605 lmao

[@ovgem]

@@anubis_atg620th like :(

[@corney5336]

715th

[@leaguixxx9736]

832th

[@RedactedRedacted-i1z]

This is not the ASMR we wanted, this is the ASMR we needed

[@onevodkasoda]

rock went from 🪨 to 🗿 real quick

[@sp00kyMerBabe]

This is a top tier comment. 😂👌🏼

[@henryhartzenberg5810]

Noice bro 😂

[@CosmicShieldMaiden]

Super comment.

[@George-js4zi]

✨🗿

[@gigachad3433]

Humbled indeed

[@The_real_Barack_Obama]

If you told me 10 years ago I’d be watching a person give the rock a haircut I wouldn’t have believed you

[@pressf2451]

i like The Rock, hes good man

[@camcat26]

If you had told me 10 years ago that I’d be watching this, I probably would have wanted to see it then. I clicked this because I just had to see what it entailed and would have done the same 10 years ago

[@Igottoosillyl]

@Harsh-xk9lyif you told me 5 years ago that I would be watching rock asmr, I would’ve probably believed you

[@stopitsspin]

perfect grammar. Subjunctive mood 😮

[@vrfrenzy8451]

I would have believed me

[@KirillMolotok]

That's honestly the most original ASMR i've ever seen

[@dumplingcat4215]

​@Elpolohermanosfr

[@WitchKing-Of-Angmar]

​@Elpolohermanos Yah that joke will never be funny.

[@seller4120]

​@@WitchKing-Of-Angmarok

[@farhatamnan3736]

@@WitchKing-Of-AngmarMove along kiddo.

[@WitchKing-Of-Angmar]

@@farhatamnan3736 How does that make me a kid?

[@chequerandoom]

I'm sure no other rock in history has received so much attention.

[@northernmajor407]

😂😂😂

[@hamzakhalil-gs7oc]

well all those idols made of rocks though 😂

[@Etska_]

Dwayne second place with this one🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@TheFoolAltAccount]

Ever heard of Pygmalion?

[@mattb.5749]

Nah you forgot about when people had pet rocks

[@serv1894]

ASMR is an excuse for people to do whatever and I love it

[@speaktruth896]

fR

[@bluejay3748]

Asmr committing tax fraud is the best one yet

[@elzeyden]

Fr

[@elitejv]

And to be honest, that's exactly it. It's not about _what_ you're doing. It's about _how_. Haphazard, or controlled? Calm, or chaotic?

[@MarqueeliusThe_III]

@@bluejay3748Tax evasion asmr is more relatable but I guess that’s just me

[@twilighthunter8021]

No one has ever been that gentle to the rock before

[@twilighthunter8021]

Sad ending :(

[@NightFeIicity]

The End ☠️

[@RaisingArrowsV]

Womp womp

[@wo0topia]

I must say your roleplays are getting boulder and boulder these days.

[@Cazammaf]

booo

[@sleep170]

@@CazammafJust let him rock on, man, I thought his pun was solid, don't soil this for him

[@Nixxit.Blake..]

Omg💀💀

[@Nixxit.Blake..]

This is bound to the rock the boat ifykwim

[@Mel.1973]

😂😂😂

[@Mentaability]

Timestamps : ⌛️ 0:03 - 0:28 Cream making 🍦 0:29 - 2:24 Covering 👳‍♀️ 2:25 - 4:13 Shaving 🪒 4:15 - 6:41 Spraying Water and cleaning it 💦 6:46 - 9:45 Scissors ✂️ 9:47 - 10:59 Roller thing🛴 11:03 - 11:29 Water spraying💧 11:35 - 15:32 2 Scissors ✂️✂️ 15:35 - 16:00 Brush🖌️ 16:03 - 19:06 Massage💆‍♂️ 19:15 - 20:46 Scissors 3 ✂️✂️✂️ These are the Timestamps if something is wrong reply

[@gasanaxmedov5832]

всё так бро, пасиба 🤝

[@bontrapNMH]

There are 2 quick things between massage and scissor 3 :3 Edit: And there is a brush on scissors 1

[@fobo3361]

Words cant describe how badly i want rocks to be living entities who're just chill as hell, completely indifferent to being broken shattered or moved around, just vibing for countless years soaking in all that life has to offer, almost like an endless hibernation, the most relaxing experience you could imagine y'know and this one just randomly got a haircut during his endless journey and is real chuffed about it

[@bleepbloop311]

woah thats such a cool thought.. now i want that too !!

[@youremother.]

​@@bleepbloop311i am rock

[@Mystixor]

🗿

[@Folphin]

Boy do I have a religion for you (Shinto)

[@ardyhdecafowt]

Isn’t that just a turtle?

[@kaiser6711]

I was not expecting to sit down for 20 minutes to watch a rock get a hair cut but I have no regrets

[@Erica937.]

Same, it’s 6 am right now, I’ve been awake for the last 3 hours. Have work in 1 hour and…. I’m watching this rock get a haircut 😂

[@elbryan4751]

@@Erica937.Rock is balder then ever

[@Dos_weone_con_tiempo_libre]

no regerts

[@AwesomeStarbust7]

Same here at 1AM almost 2AM lol

[@grasswithaknife]

I kinda feel bad for that blade lol

[@e_master_the_one]

why are weird / obscure ASMRs actually better then regular asmr

[@abogmus8904]

well most popular asmr channels are women (nothing wrong with that) but ASMR doesn't really seem to be the main point for them. this is just straight up, as is rock asmr. nothing sexual or distracting. 100% effort and tingles

[@ashtraypup]

⁠​⁠@@abogmus8904i don’t know what kind of asmr you’re watching but i rarely find sexual asmr content with girls. occasionally i will but honestly even those are pretty relaxing. there are also a lot of girl asmrists who’ve had a lot of creative ideas. gibi asmr, angelica, asmr planet are some examples

[@marquisespinneretmindfang9873]

@@abogmus8904the algorithm is telling on you rn, i rarely see sexual asmr shit. but if you click on that kind of stuff you’re gonna see it all the time

[@grim_56]

@@abogmus8904 Do you understand that you’re saying all women ASMR channels solely do sexual content? What the actual fuck dude

[@jordynhardy2202]

right!

[@Gunso790]

I'm a geologist and happy to see people started to be nice to rocks. They matter.

[@Gorrilataglimevr]

Did you see what he did at the end😅😅😂😂😂😂

[@muchuchuroo]

This rock should be in a museum.

[@soynokia1133]

I agree

[@AnthonyWatson1508]

I bet his fiance is so used to his weirdness that when he says he is going to give a rock a shave and a haircut she's like "yeah okay whatever" and goes about her day.

[@eunarthab]

She's his wife now

[@maverickmyu7968]

The guy is probably happier than most of us here in the comments

[@williamafton3744]

@@maverickmyu7968damn right

[@ilovenanami4569]

@@maverickmyu7968that’s a hectic thing to say man💀

[@K1NG0FW0LV35]

​@@ilovenanami4569 its true though 😂😆😄😅😀🥹🥺😢😭

[@jonrios1389]

Such a handsome little guy can’t wait to see him grow into a boulder.

[@ihatedrugs2246]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Kousame]

No, that's technically impossible. the laws of physics and the natural processes involved in rock formation. Rocks are typically formed through the process of lithification, which involves the compaction and cementation of sediment over long periods of time. This process occurs under specific conditions such as pressure, temperature, and the presence of minerals a small rock, by definition, lacks the necessary mass and composition to undergo this process and transform into a boulder. The size of a rock is determined by its initial formation and subsequent erosion, weathering, or transportation. While rocks can undergo changes in size due to these processes, they do not grow in the same way living organisms do moreover, the growth of a rock into a boulder would require the addition of significant amounts of sediment or minerals over time. Without these essential components, a small rock cannot accumulate the necessary mass and volume to become a boulder. The laws of physics dictate that the growth of a rock is limited to the processes of erosion, weathering, and transportation, which can cause rocks to break down or change in shape, but not increase in size In conclusion, the growth of a small rock into a boulder is impossible due to the laws of physics and the natural processes involved in rock formation. rocks do not possess the ability to grow like living organisms, and their size is determined by factors such as initial formation, erosion, and weathering.

[@vallavictorious]

@@Kousame It was just a joke 😭

[@suhaasvemuri7980]

@@Kousame fr

[@Unsortified]

@@Kousamewhat's wrong with you

[@slug.st0rm]

pov: Dwayne getting ready for his movie scenes

[@MikeWDS]

😂😂😂

[@jobethgarcia5366]

This is a very under appreciated joke

[@MAINFRAMELaboratories]

everything i've ever done, ever said, ever thought, ever went... it all led me to this moment. watching a man give a haircut to a rock. this is my life.

[@Jakub680]

And then me saying hi to you

[@Laylam8]

and then me replying

[@toriaaji]

and then me reading this

[@Guywithabadenglish]

and then me hating on you all and being racist online

[@vermelonYT]

And then i get put on a government watch list

[@stepdro2968]

It was worth it. That stone immediately looks 2000 years younger!

[@wnlover6412]

🤣

[@Kaleb_Sc]

Whoever’s reading this remember God loves you very much!!!! Jesus is King and was crucified, buried, and rose so we can be saved and you can accept Him today🙏❤️💯

[@Kaleb_Sc]

😂😂

[@John05.]

@@Kaleb_Scamen 🙏🏻

[@sedianttheone4009]

@@Kaleb_Sc Jit did not have to bring up god. Like let mfs have their own religion/beleifs (Ik i spelled that wrong)

[@TirarADeguello]

Perfect no headphone sounds, fell asleep to this one.

[@whispersoft]

Mission accomplished, thanks Mike!

[@AKAWalker]

Legend respecting legend

[@Trafento]

And I'm here too

[@kageneeks6393]

What exactly is no headphone sounds?

[@CrickettoSantalune]

Ah so this rock is getting elegant for his medical check with Dr Andrew Michaels. Now everything makes sense 🤔

[@jax86]

The tingles always come from random and original ideas like these

[@millenialmemoirs]

This is the most relaxed looking rock I’ve ever seen. He’s loving his haircut.

[@bignerdy451]

UK, right? Usually rocks have a look of half relaxed, have ready to end it all

[@Barrne_]

he's really feeling it

[@hmac9597]

who says it's a he??

[@JayFromWalmark]

​​@@hmac9597i dont imagine that any rocks have sex or gender, but at the same time i dont think it minds what its referred to, people will call anything "he"

[@kaim7709]

@@hmac9597who says it’s an it? 🤨

[@sameroid7560]

I really love the idea of someone just seeing a random rock and thinking to themselves "That rock needs a haircut"

[@jakez5778]

Glad to see rock and scissors getting along okay

[@hearthnapalma2524]

Jo ken po, i win

[@quentin1092]

This is way too underrated

[@ath477]

You know everything is peaceful when paper isn't around

[@Imjustagil]

​@@ath477 LMAOOO

[@MHCgames]

made my day man haha

[@Ucieczka88]

I must thank the youtube algorithm for bringing me this extraordinary content!

[@nat4369]

It’s not just a rock…it’s a boulder ❤

[@2markov]

Period❣️🙏🏻

[@Jeff-lo4ud]

Quote was the other way around btw

[@halatiny6537]

@@Jeff-lo4udright it doesn’t make sense 😭

[@Misstwistedbliss_alexawwe]

“It’s not just a boulder it’s a rock!!”-Spongebob Squarepants quote ❤😂

[@sneztchy]

"Its not just a boulder, It's Iraq!" - Spongebob

[@Earthalien89]

You can tell how much he really enjoyed this. Such a handsome young rock!

[@PhsychoSomatic]

Never thought a human being could get jealous of a rock and yet here i am

[@AnnaZhigareva]

😂😂😂

[@giantbeanrider6677]

That hit me so hard

[@CALCIFIEDGORE]

@@giantbeanrider6677 hit you like a rock?

[@giantbeanrider6677]

nah, more like one of those chairs that are like softish kinda it's like mostly wood but the seat is really soft but that's the only soft thing on it so it's not comfortable very much

[@GoodKnight1]

The transformation is immaculate!

[@RIBB0T]

Somehow, this is one of the best "haircut" videos out there despite there being no hair involved. Great stuff dude.

[@BlazinNoah]

Yeah I agree great sounds

[@daleryanaldover6545]

fellow connoisseurs

[@Blargo245]

6:28 wrong.

[@patriciodorime]

​@@Blargo245LOL

[@-Cryo-]

Despite how dull that knife may be from all that scraping, i won't deny: that rock is looking *sharper* than ever 🥁

[@shadow_wolfgaming7397]

There was no razor in the handle but i dont doubt that the metal part of the handle is very scraped up after that

[@jamesgonzalez3397]

Golf commentator narration: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to another exciting round of ASMR with WS. Here we see WS begin to fill the bowl with, not 1 or 2, but 12-16 pumps of shaving gel foam. A bold move indeed; let’s see if this will pay off further along. Now, WS has decided to go with the putt brush, an unorthodox move, one we haven’t seen in a long time. And now the mixing begins. To the untrained eye it may seem that he is simply making a mess, but what the inexperienced viewer does not see is the method by which WS incorporates the foam onto the brush. Notice the movements of the wrist, the grip on the brush, and the intensity of the strokes as he incorporates all of the foam. Pure poetry. Next he begins to cover the rock with the foam. First some light brushes and strokes, as though he were a painter feeling and visualizing the stunning artwork hidden in the canvas. At last the rock is covered and he can begin his work. Notice the blade, how it transforms an otherwise rugged texture down to a smooth surface. This is true ASMR. Now that the blade has served its purpose, we now move on the scissors and various water treatments, that will, without a doubt, give this plain rock, a much needed makeover.

[@Ethan555]

Thanks

[@skymanlordoftheskies]

This was entertaining

[@BigDiesel1989]

Soft claps 👏🏽

[@dti.ria7]

i kinda wanna eat it😭💀 0:20 It looks like blue marshmallow fluff

[@Virtualsinner]

You will be in horrible pain for quite awhile (if you even survive)

[@EaglesEdtz]

Big back

[@justabeer22]

Forbbiden marshmallows

[@ballcatsupremacy]

THAT IS SHAVING CREAM. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE, EAT IT.

[@AsmrSound997]

that lowkey look like a blue lucky charm marshmallow lowkey

[@an6elz]

that rock will forever be grateful for the care it received on this day

[@goldchamber632]

You gotta give the man props this is the most original asmr you can find

[@jojolamoto]

go check go chech ASMR tiny if you like original ASMR

[@V4lENzzz.]

Another pretty original creator is Angelica, one time she literally helped a smurf give birth....

[@MrArohtaeko]

"Made In France ASMR" It's the most original thing I've ever seen.

[@littlerat760]

​@@V4lENzzz.💀

[@H34Rt54]

quite hard to find a simple asmr when the top results always rp asmr

[@SirLuigi]

Never thought listening to a rock get a haircut would make a really good asmr video, this rocks

[@jah4550]

pun intended on "this rocks"

[@kokobeanu]

ba dum tsss

[@HURRIC4NEyt]

His neighbors: Honey look! He's shaving the Rock again!

[@irenecrichton9279]

Personally I prefer rocks with a 5 o’clock shadow and longer hair, but you did a great grooming job with this one 😂. Plus great tingles!

[@kitbobit2415]

😂😂😂

[@jake9854]

but girls think haircut a rock is borin n nerdy n such a joke tho

[@Urben911]

I remember getting my pet rock groomed as a kid. This video makes me sedimental

[@tigertie7701]

Good one 😅😂

[@Ie_Froggy]

This pun rocks.

[@JlynASMR]

Sedementary sedentary

[@v1ct1m_v]

so is this. ​@@Ie_Froggy

[@rashidrahman7998]

how *stoned* were you when typing this?

[@toxicthereporter515]

The rock after this haircut: 🗿

[@nyohohoo]

The absolute giga chad

[@romainallen1899]

S s ère w

[@gladbrad]

Whisper's wife thinking he's crazy for trying to give a rock a haircut only to see that it's his best performing video.

[@Ryaos]

One day this guy woke up and had an idea to film an ASMR of cutting rock’s hair… We gotta protect him at all cost.

[@versed0]

Imagine going outside and seeing your neighbor just randomly give a rock a haircut 😂

[@ReklessStandard]

And, you just read my mind. If i was that neighbor, i would probably wonder if this dude was okay.

[@acewilliams7917]

Next level landscaping

[@Marryjanesbud]

I’m sick in bed breathing through one nostril watching a rock get treated better than anyone has treated me in the last 10 years. Life’s crazy man

[@RickZanardi]

I just wanted to say, keep going and get well soon!

[@CruzingAroundTheBlock]

This comment section is so wholesome ISTG

[@Dios_of_Autumn-1999]

Man your life must have not been rocking hard lol. Those years definitely made you stone cold through it all. But when an opportunity arrives, make sure to hit two stones with one pebble and carve your way out of that crevice. You can't let that boulder weigh you on your shoulders forever.

[@CruzingAroundTheBlock]

@@Dios_of_Autumn-1999 I almost choked on the water I was slipping when reading this comment.

[@Dios_of_Autumn-1999]

@@CruzingAroundTheBlock I suppose you had a good time. Next time, make sure to let those thoughts sink in first before you drown lmao.

[@Shubh_tandon]

The rock is rockin after the haircut...

[@BunnyDudette.]

Scissors beat rock for once, noice!

[@realta.reborn]

W comment

[@BunnyDudette.]

@@realta.reborn W reply

[@bxck]

​@@BunnyDudette.overall W

[@BunnyDudette.]

@josephalbert2180 Shhh, I haven’t watched the anime yet, no spoilers. 😮‍💨

[@BunnyDudette.]

@josephalbert2180 ah, I see

[@pooreshhqa]

хоть Скале Джонсону и 51 год, но выглядит он на 30 лет моложе.. И новая прическа на нем смотрится потрясающе!

[@nevaehbazon9879]

As I was watching this video, I thought of all the moments that led me to watch a rock getting a haircut at 2am. All my successes, failures, and forgotten dreams from long ago, to be combined to lead me to this point in time. And was it worth it? Was this some gift? Curse? Is this what God intended for man to do? At first, these thoughts pressed on me, and I could not make a distinct answer. But as the snips and scrapes and clicks filled my ears with music, I realized that yes. This was the height of human civilization. Just 50 years ago, humans did not know the power of such a video. They didn't even realize such a power could exist. They could not crave something that was so above their heads, so foreign to them. But ladies and gentlemen, we are in the future. Our technology has granted us this blessing that not even the mighty emperors before us could ever hear or think to hear. We have become so far advanced that most of us have access to such pleasures in our lives. And to that, my friends, I say we must celebrate. Celebrate cinema. Celebrate the extraordinary. Celebrate ASMR. Raise your glasses at 2am to the video of a rock getting a haircut.

[@ANIMEFAN-ym6tc]

So touching ❤️😢

[@g00seY._w00seY2]

Better writing than my English teacher 💔😔

[@wolfybby]

Dude... i was just thinking the same... xD you described what was in my mind on point😂❤🎉

[@telosnium]

This sounds like something you'd see in a jeaney collects video

[@onions2868]

Bro its 4 in the morning here and i gotta do a driving test in like 6 hours, but instead im watching the rock get a haircut 💀

[@Oxymaranid]

Imagine that his friends from school asks "How do you make money?" then he responds "I'm shaving a rock"

[@alantyto3627]

What started as a joke ended up way tinglier than I expected. Great job! I think rock haircuts might be one of my favourite genres of asmr now 😂

[@DamascoGamer]

After 4 billion years, that rock finally had its first and presumably last haircut. 🗿

[@barthotymous]

hey man, you never know; that rock could very well stick around in the house/yard to come back for another cut in the future

[@nuclearvr69]

It did

[@gorillanoodles]

That rock bouta pull so many geodes fr

[@LndB4TimeLVR]

"Honey! The neighbor is recording himself giving a rock a haircut again!"

[@ninolloydbandiola5581]

"Are you winning, son?" *_I'm watching someone shave a rock's nonexistent beard_*

[@REAL_SKYFIRE]

Imagine if his neighbors went: "Uhm, John, looks like he's at it again..."

[@danimal1043]

This is what dedication looks like

[@DiamondEubanks]

Ahhh the ASMR community. Where we'll watch and listen to anything as long as it gives us our tingle fix😊

[@ronnana694]

Alex eubanks?

[@gnightcass]

the professionalism, the craftsmanship... i hope that rock gave a good tip for your service

[@bizon_1517]

bro the landscape is just incredible seriously I would love to live in a place like this its beautiful

[@ULTRAsandía]

this is a perfect example on how to take care of your pet rock

[@beawhitt2533]

The fact that you kept the SAME ROCK from an entirely different video from 2 months ago, speaks clear to me. Rock and stone, brother

[@StixxyTape]

Rock and Stone!

[@liber5964]

​@@StixxyTapeTo those about to rock and stone... We salute you!

[@God-rk1vv]

Rock and stone!!!

[@nawafmrzog7596]

Deep rock galactic 😂😂😂

[@Lutchman]

To the bone.

[@sendyloohoo]

timestamps!🥰 0:00 - 0:30 mixing shaving cream! 0:31 - 2:24 applying shaving cream 2:25 - 4:08 shaving the rock! 4:10 - 4:25 washing the rock! 4:37 -5:48 drying the rock! 5:52 - 6:39 more washing! 6:43 - 8:26 combing and cutting! 8:29 - 9:44 zaza razor cutting 9:45 - 11:00 roller thing-?? 11:02 - 11:29 even more water.... 11:31 - 13:37 combing/cutting 13:39 - 14:04 more zaza razor cutting 14:05 - 14:30 brushing 14:31 - 14:59 small cutting/ brush 15:00 - 15:31 more zaza ravor cutting 15:33 - 15:56 brushing 15:56 - 16:58 sprays ect- 17:00 - 18:04 massage and wiping 18:06 - 19:21 combing 19:23 - 19:27 little bit of zaza razor cutting 19:29 - 20:05 cutting/combing 20:07 - 20:46 spray/comb and massage! edit 1: 70 LIKES?! WERE YALL COME FROM?! edit 2: 91 IM FAMOUS 😭😭😭😭😭

[@daleryanaldover6545]

you are a hero to us all

[@alangoddyr]

ty for the timestamp. btw the "razor cutting thing" is called "Zaza hair clipper"

[@sendyloohoo]

@@alangoddyr alright i wikl fix that and you welcome🦶

[@Pseudonaym]

Is it me or does his client look a little stoned?

[@theepicshifter1251]

Comedy

[@IvanFrmBpt]

It’s you buddy

[@AIZEN-soulsociety-x15]

*ba dum tss

[@catwoman3247]

😂

[@Uyhn26]

I love the sound it makes when you stir the foam rapidly.

[@Artemisia_Daak]

You must have the most well groomed and spa’d up rocks, lawn, and trees 😂

[@Pro_arab]

7 year old me playing with fake scissors in recess

[@RUNNOFT71]

I actually think this is one of the best ASMR videos ever made.

[@_Onx_]

That is the most rock looking rock I've ever seen.

[@bontrapNMH]

Lit

[@User_YT101]

Rock before haircut: 🪨 Rock after haurcut: 🗿

[@journeymanX]

An electrifying cut thats so good,you'd look like the final boss

[@gokuvssonic14]

I love this so much but also watching the blades on the rock and thinking about them being dulled down so much kills me when I work with knives all the time 😂

[@jordynhardy2202]

i was thinking the same lol

[@goobergav881]

I actually feel sleepy after watching this so far. I will be using it to help my horrible out of proportion sleep schedule.

[@Castuswastaken]

Imagine walking down the street and seeing a guy with a camera set up giving a garden rock a haircut, I would just give him a thumbs up and keep walking

[@mateillo]

Rock: duuuude my cut is insane shout out to my barber dawg 🗿

[@theshopislocal]

I don't like the metal scraping rock sounds but I LOVE the thorough dedication of giving this rock the best haircut ever. Amazing

[@SetiSupreme]

I FUCKING HATE IT SO BAD!! Accidentally clicked on this, skipped ahead a bit and only heard one second of the scraping and now I have been cringing in a panicked state for over 15 minutes.. I can't understand how a sound can do that but it doesn't fucking go away from my head!!! It feels like my mouth is full of rocks and I'm chewing on them or something. Sounds concerning stones are the only thing that does it to me. And no it's not a slight displeasure, it's a full blown anxiety attack that is so visceral I don't know what to do!!!!!

[@xariahoward6538]

Same

[@haytham_elghali]

the rock has never looked this fresh ngl

[@candela__]

The before and after is incredible, truly an expert stylist's masterpiece right here. Can't wait to make an appointment myself. Beautiful.

[@patrickcardon1643]

Just when you think you've seen everything in ASMR ... you rock the boat again ... 😁

[@tempzero997]

🥁

[@acewilliams7917]

I think we're at the edge of the universe when ya start to watch stuff like this.

[@colinwesley1356]

Ok but like, why am I so happy watching this rock get pampered??

[@ajouad3397]

that rock holding back tears 💀

[@7ELLISON7]

This has made me unbelieveably happy even though I was just thinking of relapsing- Thank you for this, for making me happy when nothing else has

[@Earthalien89]

Stay with us, don't go back to the dark place

[@ZackeriiSim]

I hope you’re staying strong, friend. No matter what - you are loved.

[@userMikeforsure1997]

Relapsing into/on what?

[@zeiiyuu]

​@@userMikeforsure1997into something bad. Does it matter what?

[@userMikeforsure1997]

@@zeiiyuu No no... sorry. Youre right.

[@Mii4210]

The thought of this rock just busy existing for millions or billions of years just to someday have shaving cream put on it is hilarious to me 😂

[@ReklessStandard]

Well also it having no continuous and having no idea that it would be famous with new stylish hair.

[@tgenevieve1213]

This makes me want to date the rock as a geoscientist. Which is funny bc that rock gets a fresh cut and then gets a date!!! ha

[@XDann06]

this bro is really a expert in his job, not 1 tool, two tools at same time, insane

[@eazy-y9s]

I’ve been watching this every night for the past month and I want more!!!!!!!

[@glisten_the_mirror8474]

I clicked on this as a joke why am I getting tingles 💀

[@dzpr0049]

same😂

[@Laurasophiesmith]

Same 😂😂😂

[@chorusalonso8834]

You just made this rock the most loved and cared for rock in the world. Idk that’s just such a weird but beautiful thing to do and I’m sure that rock will consider themselves lucky among all his other rock friends 😂😊🤗

[@matiasa995]

The best client still as a rock

[@gigacat9800]

Best haircut asmr I’ve ever watched… its so relaxing

[@VegoHarrisTV]

WhisperSoft: Just gonna make this video real quick Rock: Dude, thank you so much. That's the most relaxed I've ever been

[@Hai1hai_Hellow]

handsome rock, beautiful hair structure, perfect facial features

[@JT.777]

What a lucky stone! 😳😳😳 He was transformed from an anonymous boulder in to a Rock Star! 🤩🤩🤩

[@Mynameiswhat543]

Never thought of falling asleep from a dude giving a haircut to a rock

[@Ally-Oop]

Channels like Atmosphere put in so much effort with costumes and props and yet I’m just as invested watching this guy man handle this rock on his porch.