ASMR | Giving A Rock A Massage

[@SMCoasters97]

I’m a licensed massage therockpist. I can confirm the massage was of a high standard and the rock was fully eased

[@Mr.Quack_Quack]

Thank you, my mind can be at ease knowing the rock liked it.

[@crownedginger4082]

I'm a certified rocktube rockmenter (Rock KZbin Rock Commenter) and I rocke this (Rock Like)

[@idelsagil9129]

Im a Rocklogist!

[@lonelyguyofficial8335]

Affirmative.

[@NisseVex]

the rock did what now?

[@kelvinsantiago7061]

3:00 using the pokemon energy cards to remove the rocks negative energy was a stroke of genius!.

[@goodboy9318]

At this point, this rock is more hygienic than an average reddit user

[@thomascaldwell2567]

Even at the start it was cleaner.

[@dotdotdot-lol07]

​@@thomascaldwell2567 fr 💀

[@SiAttic]

Considering how the dirty body is such a breeding ground for bacteria, this is definitely true. They may not be very dangerous bacteria, but they are abundant as fuck.

[@Crazydave339]

Bruh i use reddit for updates for a Roblox game and i take a shower daily and touch grass 😢

[@goodboy9318]

@@Crazydave339 not a reddit user, obviously

[@mar-nyan]

I want to be this rock… he seems to be enjoying his life to the fullest. No work, no stress, just vibes . I want this rock’s life

[@_aoe]

Except it has no life because life comes with one condition and that being eternal pain 😢

[@dcavaz]

​@@_aoe I don't want to live.

[@_aoe]

@@dcavaz then be a rock

[@dcavaz]

@@_aoe I'm considering it.

[@dcavaz]

@@_aoe I will eventually be a rock, so... If I die sooner I can accelerate that process. 🤓

[@beate9377]

Thank you for this! So many people just dont know how to take proper care of rocks…but seeing this one so cared for and relaxed makes me happy

[@radityapoerwanto7018]

#stoprockabuse #treatyourrockbetter

[@IsabellaMarrow]

His wife must be very jealous of this rock.

[@StellarCrackhead42]

As a very stressed geology student, this is what brings me peace. 12/10, very gneiss

[@MSUBooBoo]

Solid pun!

[@StellarCrackhead42]

@@MSUBooBoo You could say it's 'rock' solid!

[@Rum-Runner]

Igneou- I mean, ingenious pun

[@s0dafizz50]

These jokes magm- make me so happy. They’re so geode.

[@joshuajones2380]

Regardless, we should never take these videos for granite, rather we should marble in amazement at his abilities!

[@Edgar...]

I'm getting tingles from a rock being massaged 😂 This man's creativity and passion for ASMR is amazing.

[@nickbloodsworth4705]

Good work, that rock doesn't look a day over 200 years old now

[@Doppish]

more like 3000 years at the very least

[@-GordonFreeman]

It probably billions of years old at most.

[@trollg1544]

@@Doppish Ive seen 100 years old rocks that looked older than this one

[@1.1.Iraq.1.1]

​@@-GordonFreeman America was founded 200 years ago

[@pyrotection]

The implication of this statement being: “Everything came into existence when America was born”. A true patriot.

[@1Archangel_Lucifer1]

every great asmrist has a trademark. Fredsvoice has the rude english gentleman, Asmr Ryan has the Rude waiter and italian mafia. And then whispersoft is the what its actually like videos and R O C K S.

[@PrinceGodOtsutsuki]

Lmao, that was actually pretty clever

[@kissestoyouiskisandyou]

Don’t forget the ruler

[@Ky-xl5dr]

don’t forget the trees!

[@Hbkdozy]

Don’t forget the books

[@willersontntboom]

Don't forget the "how x ASMR actually look like"

[@itsZacAsmr]

This is actually insanely relaxing!

[@007rsn]

Agree with it

[@Mr.Quack_Quack]

The most relaxed rock known to man. You know he went to his rock buddies and family telling them the wonders of whispersoft. Your client list should be filling up here soon. You should put googly eyes on the rock.

[@584asmr4]

Yes! We need the googly eyes!

[@Sergio-tq2rz]

How is it possible.... Im finally having tingles back... I was missing that feeling since 3 years ty dude

[@hollywilliamson2083]

The visuals of the rock being massaged with your hands was sooo relaxing!

[@jax1373]

W dwayne for not getting mad

[@RedoOkay]

Dude I'm obsessed with this rock, I just love the rock. Not even the sounds it makes just the rock itself. I'd give the world to the rock.

[@blueclay22222]

Fellow rock worshipper

[@RedoOkay]

@@blueclay22222 indeed

[@RandomRock119]

Thanks for the massage dude 🤙

[@Omenyos]

Bro really loves that rock 💀

[@maplesyrup_1239]

I bet he keeps it hidden inside his cabinet or something

[@Omenyos]

@@maplesyrup_1239 I thinked about that too 🤣

[@murderbeanstv6732]

@@maplesyrup_1239part of me wants to think it’s in a small pet bed, on a shelf… then part of me thinks he probably just uses it as a door stop or something.

[@trevorradny7770]

I think so too. That way if people request a rock video, he just takes that one outside with him instead of trying to look for a new one.

[@largebalz]

Let's just say i didn't read that as "rock" the first time...

[@bro10landia79]

I'm so glad dwayne could finally take off some stress

[@irfan1er]

Imagine seeing your neighbor giving massage to a rock... 🪨💆🏽💀😅

[@dotdotdot-lol07]

I would join him

[@polo_lunar1]

More often than You think

[@mandieasmr9342]

I’d be like yanno what. Valid

[@mabellinagogh]

tam bunu düşünürken yorumuna denk geldim harika 😇

[@eldritchyarnbeing3295]

i was just thinking this, the mental image of walking out onto your porch and seeing your neighbor aggressively massaging a rock with a rolling pin🤣

[@guiguit9]

0:19 I liked the sound of this very creative trigger, I loved it!

[@deabeasmr]

I’ve always loved pebbles, rocks, etc since young and this just further supports my i-wished-i-were-a-rock.

[@gato2149]

I don't know who is more relaxed, me or the rock

[@imperialfilms1002]

10 PM: Alight, just one more video and i'll go to sleep 2:30 AM:

[@aubrey7226]

Felt

[@derfliegendehollander7636]

this is what I live for, this is what humans evolved to do. to sit on your lawn in the afternoon and decide "you know what? fuck it. I'm gonna massage a rock.". this is great. subbed.

[@parkerten5302]

the rock looks like very relaxed and happy.

[@yegorshevtsov3148]

I've never thought this will be so relaxing. Thank you very much.

[@torakfett3351]

I LOVE that I don’t have to turn the volume up to max to hear. Major Plus! Thank you from those of us with hearing loss!

[@Cthulhu357]

This is what happens when you get a creator who cares about his work, doesnt use mouth sounds or edited sounds to make up the video, has a variety of different videos, and also doesnt only make 10 mins vids to get those sweet ads.. he will save the asmr community

[@kektiii1376]

Try ephemeral rift

[@Cthulhu357]

@@kektiii1376 yes he is awesome, i started watching him like 6 years ago in hs. another good one is (fe)male asmr, she also has her own one thats just female asmr.

[@nxs812]

Real

[@Fullmetalnyuu0]

ASMR Power of Sound and Tinglesmith are a couple of my favorites out there

[@jikumo2483]

First time i see Rock ASMR very unique. I feel so much relax.

[@CodrinNovacescu]

Never thought I would have tingles from watching a rock being massaged. Damn....

[@eonsinfinity534]

Truly unique. Thank you for sharing your unique perspective with the internet.

[@joellara5384]

Why is it so relaxing to see how they massage a rock?

[@Arrobadanz]

Imagine it’s 2 am and you can’t sleep, so you try some new ASMR, suddenly someone enters into your room and catch you watching a rock being massaged…. BRO! 🤣

[@brallantp.2812]

This rock needs its own instagram and social network

[@joshallanson693]

As per usual so relaxing and so many tingles i didn’t last long before i went to sleep But this is one of your best videos thank you for all your work and dedication to making these videos

[@CandyLeahASMR]

Amazing how it stands still

[@BUNZALOT]

Brother, I’d never thought I’d ever say this to another man, but your hands are magical 😂

[@glayshur]

moisturized. in his lane. flourishing

[@ภูรินท์สินรักษา-บ1ฑ]

I don't know why but i got tingles from the rock

[@lvampyr]

I'm so happy you actually washed the rock this time

[@pedramtabande1110]

everything about this video is just perfect

[@JRP77]

Porfavor queremos más videos con la roca es un símbolo es una señal de esperanza en el asmr

[@akinkunold2287]

I was really relaxed then started dying when you took out the rolling pin

[@beiko9279]

“Daaad, the man with the rock is on the porch again…”

[@TgeRuby]

7:38 bro had a "it broke" -ahh moment

[@SyedRahman786]

😂😂

[@jasforchrist]

this rock gives some of the best asmr fr

[@abdelhamidnad1615]

Yeah lol

[@Katezz66]

Why am I watching this? Why is it relaxing? What am I doing with my life? I have so many questinons..

[@user-ob8vq9jq6x]

Girl Asmr: "Personal attention Asmr" Boy Asmr: "See this cool rock? We're gonna give it a massage.

[@AwkCrafty]

I'm glad you could show this rock the respect it deserves

[@butteredbeans1932]

Ain’t never seen a Dwayne Johnson massage before. That’s wild my guy you’ve come a long way🔥

[@jeffjefferson8888]

The rock series is one of the best ive ever seen

[@Xalo_]

as a rockrapist (rock therapist) I can tell at first he was a little scared. (he even peed himself) Now you're great friends and he loves to help you in your career

[@Xalo_]

@bondforeverwhooooops yeah, never heard of that job?

[@Ie_Froggy]

10/10 rockrapist. Would rockrape again.

[@Squiblert]

@@Xalo_ He must be new around here. Don't mind him.

[@bisnelo]

I will never understand why I find a stone massage so relaxing

[@waltherrottenfield]

Смотря на его видео, мне кажется, что этот камень живёт лучше чем я...

[@spaceheh4867]

Все мы хотим быть этим камнем...

[@MikaMo0o0]

Genuinely really liked the grass ripping sounds

[@cXyzkidd]

3:00 0:01 0:40 8:34 my favorite parts

[@MSUBooBoo]

Scraping the rock with the cards should be weird, and I guess it is, but the tingles are sooooo good!

[@otisserie.chicken]

thank u so much for doing this, they genuinely love this so much and it is so enriching for them! thank you for introducing this one to pokemon in such a hands-on way! ❤

[@Gorudroga]

Your videos about this rock is so good you got a sub!

[@solomon6082]

Me coming here for the second time. “The usual please”

[@Lesbiwolf92]

...honey, the guy with the rock is back *neighbours peering through the window*

[@Angel_Men]

Glad to know you got his back when he really hits rock bottom.

[@pbeatriz8]

Go get a job

[@JihoPark911]

@@pbeatriz8 lmaooo

[@Ie_Froggy]

​@@pbeatriz8Ironic.

[@cydney..downss]

@@pbeatriz8someone’s abit mad 😬

[@just-a-mold]

This rock's life is better than mine

[@SM-A525F]

2 часа ночи а я смотрю как какой то парень масажирует камень

[@kaiuer]

жиза брат, на часах 01:57... чем я занимаюсь...

[@Cassian457]

​@@kaiuer1:47 here brother, we be chilling brother

[@cocenutcbh2152]

just imagine how smooth the rock will be in a time

[@blueclay22222]

As a rock, this massage looks very relaxing

[@DarkDestroyer98]

Talk about a stiff patient!

[@yhesielperez6459]

why is this actually satisfying

[@lmd6625]

Tingles from start to finish with your videos ❤🤗

[@Seikuter]

that rock lives better than me

[@fifteenmay505]

Actually this video makes me stay awake cause I'm curious what will he used to massage a rock and I think that's interesting, but it still relaxing for stress relief.

[@stayquiet3594]

The only guy in the world to give Mother Nature massages

[@theraddadinvestor1000]

this reminds me of how much I miss her!

[@puzzlezxx]

love the white noise of the traffic , trucks

[@TannenpoKaramelado]

after 5 minutes I fell asleep Thank you sir!

[@alejandraalbert6060]

I am going crazy rn, how can this be so so so tinglyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[@PepperQ40]

I mean this does give me tingles so.... as random as it is it works lol

[@lea_dmjnv]

Great video as always😴 maybe an idea for the next video, you could do a deep clean „skin care“ before the massage?🙃

[@panini2677]

The first 1.25 minutes of this video were more unpredictable than every asmr video i ever saw

[@daireleyden844]

This fella be treating a rock better then I would be treating my kids istg

[@Eviebb2000]

Is that water or actual massage oil I can’t bloody work it out and it’s driving me mad 😂 P.S tingles are Insane!! 🙌🏼

[@cydney..downss]

I think it’s just soapy water, if not idk how the bloody hell he can afford using all that oil on a rock 😂

[@Ie_Froggy]

​@@cydney..downssHe works in medicine I believe, and YT is way more of a stable income source than what you may think.

[@cydney..downss]

@@Ie_Froggy oop okay, didn’t mean to offend anyone..

[@Ie_Froggy]

@@cydney..downss Sorry if I came across as rude :P But generally speaking he makes enough money from youtube to cover using actual massage oil.

[@nbs.andrew]

never would’ve thought i’d be jealous of a ROCK…

[@blimp698]

This rock is the celebrity rock amongst rocks 😂

[@Omen-l9k]

That rock has gotten the best experience of its life

[@leon0940]

That is the happiest rock in the world.

[@carnage367]

Dwayne Johnson is this guy's regular customer.

[@verbaleyes]

Nice to see your pet rock getting pampered and all. Wonder if mine grew up like yours 😢

[@kissestoyouiskisandyou]

7:37 😂😂

[@ZaFah695]

Lmao😂

[@ChrisGravaugur]

One of these days he’s gonna have a boulder showing up on his door step with a yellow sponge and a blue octopus on top asking for a massage.

[@discodog18]

*Honey! Our neighbor is doing that ritual again with the cards and the rock!*

[@springtrapanimatronic1987]

Rock went from 🪨 to 🗿

[@dotdotdot-lol07]

In geology, rock is any naturally occurring solid mass or aggregate of minerals or mineraloid matter. It is categorized by the minerals included, its chemical composition, and the way in which it is formed. Rocks form the Earth's outer solid layer, the crust, and most of its interior, except for the liquid outer core and pockets of magma in the asthenosphere. The study of rocks involves multiple subdisciplines of geology, including petrology and mineralogy. It may be limited to rocks found on Earth, or it may include planetary geology that studies the rocks of other celestial objects. Rocks are usually grouped into three main groups: igneous rocks, sedimentary rocks and metamorphic rocks. Igneous rocks are formed when magma cools in the Earth's crust, or lava cools on the ground surface or the seabed. Sedimentary rocks are formed by diagenesis and lithification of sediments, which in turn are formed by the weathering, transport, and deposition of existing rocks. Metamorphic rocks are formed when existing rocks are subjected to such high pressures and temperatures that they are transformed without significant melting. Humanity has made use of rocks since the earliest humans. This early period, called the Stone Age, saw the development of many stone tools. Stone was then used as a major component in the construction of buildings and early infrastructure. Mining developed to extract rocks from the Earth and obtain the minerals within them, including metals. Modern technology has allowed the development of new man-made rocks and rock-like substances, such as concrete.

[@두부-r4r]

I‘m still fucking stone this is ㅈㄴ good

[@Shanny.143]

응 나도 질투나 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[@AndreyNikolsky2004]

Это камень наслаждается лучшей жизнью!💀💀

[@allex_the_G]

Officially the happiest rock in the world

[@The-honored-one-fr-fr]

The way the brush part of the scrubber came off

[@BallparkFrankenstein]

His neighbors watching from next door: 🧍‍♀🧍‍♂

[@Wobbles_09]

Their probably so confused 😭

[@CometCamori]

This was hitting too good. Haven't had tingles in the head in a long time.

[@sulimlitaev1059]

how do tingles feel tho. Never had the experience

[@CometCamori]

@@sulimlitaev1059 Similar sensation is when you drink or eat something really cold on a hot day. It's that refreshing, heightened sensation without the "pain" of cold. For me it happens on the top of my head.

[@Area_51_Official]

Rock got a haircut and a massage, one lucky thing

[@MurkyyINC]

I just fell asleep to a dude caressing a rock.