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White Girl with a STRIPPER NAME | Chris Distefano | Stand Up Comedy

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3 жыл бұрын

Chrissy Stand Ups vs a white girl with a stripper name. WHO NAMES THEIR KID THAT?! This is a clip of Chris D's set at Soul Joels heated comedy dome in PA. CHRIS IS COMING TO YOUR CITY!!
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Chris first burst onto the scene as a standout on MTV’s talking heads franchise Guy Code/Girl Code, with PopSugar naming him the “funniest guy on MTV.” He went on to star in the IFC series Benders and serve as co-host of Netflix’s Ultimate Beastmaster. He also recently starred in and Co-Executive Produced the Sony/CBS pilot Distefano, based on his life and written by Carter Bays and Craig Thomas, the creators of How I Met Your Mother.

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@MAG-bp6hj
@MAG-bp6hj 3 жыл бұрын
Never ever was the crowd so well micd up in a standup set
@19Burgandy
@19Burgandy 3 жыл бұрын
Lol your exagrating more than this stripper saying no I don't.... She was obviously the only other person w mic.
@EddieHalifax
@EddieHalifax 3 жыл бұрын
@@Anthony84739 for real 😂 the joke is how hard it DOESN'T hit haha
@MrBobbyFreakout
@MrBobbyFreakout 2 жыл бұрын
Gotta give some shine to the homeless pimp on that. Pimp how’d you do it? Mic facing the audio? Post production eq?
@gray2694
@gray2694 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that she’s a teacher, probably the opposite of a stripper, makes it so much funnier
@user-on2ys9jr6t
@user-on2ys9jr6t 3 жыл бұрын
Teacher and stripper require the same IQ.
@user-eb9uj8zi6i
@user-eb9uj8zi6i 3 жыл бұрын
@@user-on2ys9jr6t strippers are smarter
@christianmaas8934
@christianmaas8934 3 жыл бұрын
What do you think teachers did before minimum wage increases?
@APAL880
@APAL880 3 жыл бұрын
@@christianmaas8934 what kind of teachers are hourly? the premise has to make sense for a joke to get off the ground.
@Earlyalexbadstandup
@Earlyalexbadstandup 3 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for him to say "Is your brother's name Stairway?"
@SubForMoreMemes
@SubForMoreMemes 3 жыл бұрын
Make no mistake, Chrissy may not be a teacher but he can strip down and teach me a few things
@randylahey5463
@randylahey5463 3 жыл бұрын
lol you're doing the Schulz move and I love it. Chrissy Crowdwork
@christianhuff7412
@christianhuff7412 3 жыл бұрын
My boy built like a fridge full of meat
@nolananon
@nolananon 3 жыл бұрын
Chrissy Crowd Work!
@darrinloescher5037
@darrinloescher5037 3 жыл бұрын
Chrissy D always coming through with the 🔥!!!
@RustyBlumpkins
@RustyBlumpkins 3 жыл бұрын
YAAASSSSS Chrissy Clips droppin some crowd work!!!!
@jsteve3556
@jsteve3556 3 жыл бұрын
Make no mistake if the situation wasn't in the picture again and Chrissy Chlamydia was in the building Heaven would've gotten CRACKED!!
@micscience2262
@micscience2262 3 жыл бұрын
Her name is Vinny. Get it right!
@jefn.3205
@jefn.3205 3 жыл бұрын
situ-Aaatioooonn
@PinchTheBarb
@PinchTheBarb 3 жыл бұрын
Yaaaasssss Kween!
@lucasrodriguezschwarzenber3127
@lucasrodriguezschwarzenber3127 3 жыл бұрын
Make no mistake, Heaven would have a been a 100% percent for Rooooome!!
@kylemagee5576
@kylemagee5576 3 жыл бұрын
Heaven was ready to get cracked open and cleaned out!
@SoFreshBlaze
@SoFreshBlaze 3 жыл бұрын
Open the gates HEAVEN!!!
@coryreinhard4519
@coryreinhard4519 3 жыл бұрын
I work 20 seconds away from soul Joe's comedy dome as a welder LOL
@kimberlypretico6657
@kimberlypretico6657 3 жыл бұрын
I love how he does the Spanish clap hands so perfectly
@NoPreshNetwork
@NoPreshNetwork 3 жыл бұрын
10/10 YASSSSSSSS
@blackmarketnews8579
@blackmarketnews8579 3 жыл бұрын
heaven is a headliners name. That's the name that earns 5 dollar bills.
@mzunderstood9585
@mzunderstood9585 3 жыл бұрын
I can't wait! 3 more weeks!!!!
@evylange2888
@evylange2888 3 жыл бұрын
Chrissy you gotta come to Portland, OR. Me and the babes are rooting for you
@ashersmart5837
@ashersmart5837 3 жыл бұрын
Pulling the schulz method with the clips. Good moves cuz!
@garbougesenior3486
@garbougesenior3486 3 жыл бұрын
Those 2 dudes in the 3rd row just had a case of bud light & Budweiser next to them lol they know how to go to a comedy show.
@thisisarikomusic
@thisisarikomusic 3 жыл бұрын
Loving this guy's content. Keep it up
@Numm3r2
@Numm3r2 3 жыл бұрын
Killing it Chrissy
@rezasayadi8160
@rezasayadi8160 3 жыл бұрын
Best laugh I had today! Thanks man.
@jamiecarlson7473
@jamiecarlson7473 3 жыл бұрын
He is the next big thing! Yeah! Make no mistake future icon
@AngelieAcademy
@AngelieAcademy 3 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for your show in Phoenix later this month!!
@so-what5991
@so-what5991 3 жыл бұрын
But you have to wait . That's how time works.
@rambo6796
@rambo6796 3 жыл бұрын
Fucking fire cuzzie!!
@dannybhoy2739
@dannybhoy2739 3 жыл бұрын
Wild😂
@summerbaby21
@summerbaby21 3 жыл бұрын
Freestyling heat🔥
@darylchristie3809
@darylchristie3809 3 жыл бұрын
1 of the best on the go
@MrBobbyFreakout
@MrBobbyFreakout 2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, why do i enjoy the Chrissy/Jazzy back and forth. How does he get away with doing the impression!?
@luisc2975
@luisc2975 3 жыл бұрын
When she said “I don’t!” I was waiting for someone to yell “prove it!”
@kevwonggg
@kevwonggg 3 жыл бұрын
The crowd work clips are 👌🏼
@Tony-up5dh
@Tony-up5dh 3 жыл бұрын
Chrissy Crowdworks puttin in work 💪🏼
@rightweaponry908
@rightweaponry908 2 жыл бұрын
Chrissy Standup's is the most Italian shit ever, i love all his nicknames
@jordanmcmenemy589
@jordanmcmenemy589 3 жыл бұрын
Kissy Chrissy needs to come to Scotland so we can both take ClaritinD & see who comes back in a different way
@Ohio_Greg
@Ohio_Greg 3 жыл бұрын
Great crowd work
@pj3740
@pj3740 3 жыл бұрын
Chrissy youtube clips, keep them coming
@aaronnuffer4220
@aaronnuffer4220 3 жыл бұрын
Best stand up on the road right now hands down
@danb4811
@danb4811 3 жыл бұрын
I'm glad people are getting out safely. Laughter is special. Hope you all are well.
@NickVennlig
@NickVennlig 3 жыл бұрын
Heaven was a good sport! Great energy
@spaghettienforcer4896
@spaghettienforcer4896 3 жыл бұрын
Make no mistake, that segue music at the end is way too fukin loud.
@aotphixion
@aotphixion 3 жыл бұрын
Nevaeh is great too!!
@dmauro100
@dmauro100 3 жыл бұрын
Just put that together for the 1st time. No wonder there’s so many goddamn letters in that “name”
@keenangoode6730
@keenangoode6730 3 жыл бұрын
Chrissy Stand-Ups with the fire promos, come to Florida bro I'll buy your merch and use em to towel whip the boys
@mikemcginnis1288
@mikemcginnis1288 3 жыл бұрын
Would you know my naaaammme , If fumari in heaven.
@VingTsunKuen585
@VingTsunKuen585 3 жыл бұрын
Outstanding riff
@barrelboy8713
@barrelboy8713 3 жыл бұрын
the way her man said 'NO' when he thought she had a tiddy tatt was so funny did not want chrissy two timing his girl
@Seth-qv9tu
@Seth-qv9tu 3 жыл бұрын
WILD
@WesMontesano
@WesMontesano 3 жыл бұрын
Bro please come to the Chicago burbs
@huberthube1643
@huberthube1643 3 жыл бұрын
Yasssss Chrissy algorithms boutta BLOWW
@ribbs13
@ribbs13 3 жыл бұрын
Chrissy is the best!
@justinlawlor3898
@justinlawlor3898 3 жыл бұрын
Genius
@ItzSupp
@ItzSupp 3 жыл бұрын
I really need to go to a show.
@williamr.bennett2778
@williamr.bennett2778 3 жыл бұрын
Dude fucking killing me cuz!!
@69MaxVerstappen69
@69MaxVerstappen69 3 жыл бұрын
come to utah
@johnhernandez5770
@johnhernandez5770 3 жыл бұрын
No Heaven but a T O Lol
@caitlynnc.k.4942
@caitlynnc.k.4942 3 жыл бұрын
I love jazzy! She keeps you funny
@JV-cl6wz
@JV-cl6wz 3 жыл бұрын
Chrissy D should do voice overs!!
@Heavenlyasmrist
@Heavenlyasmrist 3 жыл бұрын
Omg when people hear my name 😂😂😂 looks like im not the only white girl with the name heaven😂😂
@BillHirsch1417
@BillHirsch1417 3 жыл бұрын
Commenting for engagement analytics
@giannisladas9074
@giannisladas9074 3 жыл бұрын
lets go Chrissyyoutubes
@dischadyou
@dischadyou 3 жыл бұрын
Replying for engagement analytics.
@matthewcasey4795
@matthewcasey4795 3 жыл бұрын
@@dischadyou replying for 'why won't you love me, daddy?', psychiatric reasons.
@jsteve3556
@jsteve3556 3 жыл бұрын
Let me be crystal clear when I say chris the teacher is hard
@25taylor91
@25taylor91 3 жыл бұрын
Come to Dallas for us Tx toots, cause make no mistake, my glue is a six shooter. It’s just what it is.
@Hectoralejandroguerrero
@Hectoralejandroguerrero 3 жыл бұрын
Amen bro
@ProtopiaSound
@ProtopiaSound 3 жыл бұрын
Chrissy crowdworks!
@nate6795
@nate6795 3 жыл бұрын
Really missed your comedy bro. You in Michigan anytime this year?
@chrisdcomedy
@chrisdcomedy 3 жыл бұрын
Soon!!! Check my website for latest updates chrisdcomedy.com
@andrew9145
@andrew9145 3 жыл бұрын
I love when he imitates his girlfriend and daughter, princess!
@joshuablack8221
@joshuablack8221 3 жыл бұрын
Translation: Parents were going hard on the drugs 😂😂
@timotharcher
@timotharcher 3 жыл бұрын
Chrissy, U should provide this stand up for all the HH subscribers as a farewell gift. That would be great! :P
@Chris-P
@Chris-P 3 жыл бұрын
Chrissy Cornfields out there makin it happen!
@freeforpaul
@freeforpaul 3 жыл бұрын
@BigBoyBigPloy
@BigBoyBigPloy 3 жыл бұрын
Cuzzy wuzzy's still got it. Great job Bubbas
@andrewhahn3489
@andrewhahn3489 3 жыл бұрын
Make no mistake, if you come to Indy, I'm sitting on your lap!
@its2easy21212
@its2easy21212 3 жыл бұрын
Chrissy narcissism is best version
@lvx_rose
@lvx_rose 3 жыл бұрын
When he said 1:05 I died
@broncos915
@broncos915 3 жыл бұрын
Put out the full version like your boy Schulztsy 😈
@lamentconfiguration
@lamentconfiguration 3 жыл бұрын
make no mistake, chrissy quarantitties is gonna be huge
@jamiemoll2484
@jamiemoll2484 3 жыл бұрын
He's fucking funny!
@anthonycomte6353
@anthonycomte6353 3 жыл бұрын
Hey babe
@conner6417
@conner6417 3 жыл бұрын
Chrissy the Royersford Kid
@jonathanmartin726
@jonathanmartin726 3 жыл бұрын
Shout out to the dude in the front row with the VG hat.
@Youtubehandle579
@Youtubehandle579 3 жыл бұрын
I have nothing to say but im here early
@idopoliti
@idopoliti 2 жыл бұрын
If I have two daughters, I'm gonna name them Heaven and Hellen
@94almiron
@94almiron 3 жыл бұрын
YOURE A TRUE BLUE FF!!!
@chrissmith-zc8un
@chrissmith-zc8un 3 жыл бұрын
BAD
@ProperChaos
@ProperChaos 3 жыл бұрын
Chrissy Crowd Work
@kesco88
@kesco88 3 жыл бұрын
My cousins name is Diosa.. means female God 🤣
@tommyjefferson5511
@tommyjefferson5511 3 жыл бұрын
That's my ex's stripper name! Not kidding! 😂
@ejdolo
@ejdolo 3 жыл бұрын
Remember to hit the like button for your boy 👍
@tylerhoward780
@tylerhoward780 3 жыл бұрын
It could have been worse they could have named her stairway
@Chr1sdm
@Chr1sdm 3 жыл бұрын
Hey chrissy chaos. I'm also Chris, currently chrissy casuals, never had a relationship and I'm starting to see a chick for more than just coitus. Since you're in a successful relationship (now) with vinny, any tips man? How frequently should I be messaging her? How quickly should I reply? How often should I see her? Love ya work from down under ❤️ ur my idol man
@mattwoodall8683
@mattwoodall8683 3 жыл бұрын
Make no mistake if Jazmin wasn’t there heaven would be coming to the green room, it is what it is
@tertiusbergh6714
@tertiusbergh6714 3 жыл бұрын
I would like to be IN Heaven if you know what I mean eeeeh oooooohhhh!!!
@maxkharpovitski6399
@maxkharpovitski6399 3 жыл бұрын
At least they didn't name her Stairway..
@Iunnnooo
@Iunnnooo 3 жыл бұрын
Bold guy, white sweater isn't entertained.
@duke3250
@duke3250 3 жыл бұрын
This isnt even his final form
@cleonRIP
@cleonRIP Жыл бұрын
Only girl named Heaven (black) in my high school, got pregnant before she graduated with a white boy Rick looking dude...checks out 🤣
@91362moose
@91362moose 3 жыл бұрын
Laughing my assoff....til' I realized by daughter is named Keilani..............(of heaven)................
@milesmccue9388
@milesmccue9388 3 жыл бұрын
Heaven was wasted
@DanielDanger420
@DanielDanger420 3 жыл бұрын
Fucking Chrissy Stand-ups here.
@ramsden35
@ramsden35 3 жыл бұрын
Chrissy Chaos forge a Covid passport and get to England pronto!
@DJkautionNY
@DJkautionNY 3 жыл бұрын
She was a really good sport
@diana8321
@diana8321 3 жыл бұрын
Make no mistake, I'm kidnapping someone off of the street and taking them to the phoenix show.
@travisevanson9162
@travisevanson9162 3 жыл бұрын
8 strippers named Heaven disliked this video
@faith117
@faith117 3 жыл бұрын
My daughter's name is Heaven, I'm very religious 😁😂😂
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