I took 100MG of edibles and was visited by a man with no arms 🤯

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Comedian does 100mg of edibles and a guy with no arms decided to sit in the front row.
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@WorthlessDeadEnd
@WorthlessDeadEnd Жыл бұрын
He didn't tell a single joke, but he brought the house down. Bravo! 😆
@michael3448
@michael3448 Жыл бұрын
You missed all the jokes? You know, not every joke it setup, punch.
@stevensmith4029
@stevensmith4029 3 күн бұрын
As he opens with a joke from one his specials…..? Like…hello…?
@Chapaveli5959
@Chapaveli5959 Жыл бұрын
"So you're not from my nightmares, you really exist" 😂😂😂
@Gotti89
@Gotti89 Жыл бұрын
Captain Hook doing God's work sitting in the front row of comedy clubs 😂
@BoinkrNanis
@BoinkrNanis 10 ай бұрын
He said "God gives you what you need!" LMFAO!!! my boy Peter wasn't born with a thumb so they put his index finger where his thumb would be. The first time we met I had just gotten cheated on by my girl at the time and ate a bunch of shrooms at the river. When Pete showed up I noticed his hand and immediately started making fun of him im a fun way! He's the only dude I FORCE to dap me up with the left hand. He will try and I'm like nah nah nah, dad me up with the fucked up one bruh! Lmao forst thing I asked him was "which ninja turtle is your favorite?" He's been Leonardo in my phone ever since! Moral of the story, whenever you see a disabled person, treat them like that and let them know that they're fucked up, but its aight!
@Gotti89
@Gotti89 10 ай бұрын
@@BoinkrNanis Yeah, I agree completely. I had a one-eyed friend growing up and we always broke each other's balls. I was a "soulless ginger" and he was One Eyed Willy or any other pirate joke
@smokinbonez420
@smokinbonez420 Жыл бұрын
I love it when Chrissy chaos ventures into the murky waters of the THC underworld
@djandrewification
@djandrewification Жыл бұрын
Sometimes I wish Chrissy would've done the Church podcast in LA during the stars of death era. This is great
@naynays1206
@naynays1206 Жыл бұрын
😂 This was a good one! ❤
@realrx001
@realrx001 Жыл бұрын
@@djandrewificationJoey would have taken him to SEAL training like a SOLDIER
@djandrewification
@djandrewification Жыл бұрын
@@realrx001 coming deep in the murky waters
@realrx001
@realrx001 Жыл бұрын
@@djandrewification DEEP INTO THE MURKY WATERS OF THE UNDERWORLD. LIKE THE DAY THEY BURIED THE DEVIL AT SEA
@zachbalko90
@zachbalko90 Жыл бұрын
He is so real that his face is beat red and having a good time like the audience. Keep on mastering the material chrissy you are awesome
@blakemobley2103
@blakemobley2103 Жыл бұрын
This ten minute clip made me laugh more than Bert and Tom’s special.. combined
@George2647g
@George2647g Жыл бұрын
F those guys
@ADPax10
@ADPax10 Жыл бұрын
This HAD to've been one of Chrissy's favorite surprise sets.
@STAMPER-DESIGN
@STAMPER-DESIGN Жыл бұрын
How can you not love Chrissy Edibles?
@nicktg319
@nicktg319 Жыл бұрын
I give this crowdwork two thumbs up and I'm sure he'd do the same if he could.
@colinchristie8642
@colinchristie8642 Жыл бұрын
I give it one hook.
@aakashbansal8925
@aakashbansal8925 Жыл бұрын
Hookup sounds even better though ☠️
@JacksonMack3742
@JacksonMack3742 Жыл бұрын
Unmitigated CHAOS
@peaceloveandunity1434
@peaceloveandunity1434 Жыл бұрын
The funniest 10 minute stand up ever 😂😂😂 Chrissy Chaos in the house
@JustWhyFFS
@JustWhyFFS Жыл бұрын
Bro that was authentic AF. No sober person could pull that off without offending anyone. The power of weed.
@wakenow1
@wakenow1 Жыл бұрын
When I'm on 500 milligrams of edibles I feel like I ask the dumbest questions, but my friends are usually lifted too actually pondering my insanity 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@JustWhyFFS
@JustWhyFFS Жыл бұрын
@@wakenow1 Remember: There are no dumb questions. Just dumb answers lmao
@wakenow1
@wakenow1 Жыл бұрын
@@JustWhyFFS hahahahahah
@sleuthless
@sleuthless Жыл бұрын
this should have so many more likes, this was such a standout set that occurred by pure chance, and was as epic as Burr's philly rant :)
@MrSketchyCharacter
@MrSketchyCharacter Жыл бұрын
My Grandpa had a hook. This made me laugh so hard. RIP Grandpa & Stumpy (he named his stump).
@ClassyNasty
@ClassyNasty Жыл бұрын
🪝
@gantda74
@gantda74 Жыл бұрын
Hardest I've laughed in years!! Thanks chrissy
@b00giebear1
@b00giebear1 Жыл бұрын
You need to get out more
@jessicabritton8750
@jessicabritton8750 Жыл бұрын
@@b00giebear1cope
@TheFourth_Man
@TheFourth_Man Жыл бұрын
He said “nightmeers” like Bert does 😂😂
@stevensmith4029
@stevensmith4029 3 күн бұрын
The “oh my goood” at the very last second …. Hahaha. Poor girl was traumatized by the chaos.
@em0_tion
@em0_tion Жыл бұрын
"I want you to scratch my back!" 👏😂 Love this set from start to finish! 🤣🙏
@laceynerness2042
@laceynerness2042 12 сағат бұрын
There's gotta be an "Adventures in Babysitting" joke somewhere
@Ninabina87
@Ninabina87 Жыл бұрын
This made me laugh so hard!!! Love you Chrissy 💜
@sculluhlakoo
@sculluhlakoo Жыл бұрын
This is gonna blow up! Another viral vid for ChrissyD! You handled that perfectly you crazy muthafucka! Empathy to bustin balls, incredible stuff! you was floatin high my man!
@BoinkrNanis
@BoinkrNanis 10 ай бұрын
This had thr exact same energy as the "lock the door chrissy" energy lmao! Chrissy elevated is the best lmao! Imagine how awesome he is to hang with, on drugs, but not on camera lmao
@sonyaromero5186
@sonyaromero5186 Жыл бұрын
Such good crowd work Chrissy Chaos! ❤
@clamsoup
@clamsoup Жыл бұрын
One of my favorite random speakers. Chris would be a fun hang anywhere.
@scarymsmary
@scarymsmary Жыл бұрын
bwahahahaha jesus fucking christ! This is the very definition of Chrissy Chaos.
@somecsguy9824
@somecsguy9824 Жыл бұрын
As everyone who's been too high to function knows, it is wildly impressive that he was that good while that high.
@JointsMcdanks
@JointsMcdanks Жыл бұрын
especially as a lightweight, damn.
@wakenow1
@wakenow1 Жыл бұрын
He probably would have had more than 10 minutes up there if he didn't need to sit down and legitimately get stuck to a chair for a bit 😂😂😂😂😂
@zackjohnson81592
@zackjohnson81592 Жыл бұрын
He said nightmares like burt lolol
@desireemoreno4787
@desireemoreno4787 Жыл бұрын
Chrissy are your eyes open??🤣🤣🤣
@xXcLuSiv3GriNgA
@xXcLuSiv3GriNgA Жыл бұрын
Chrissy the man! hilarioussssssss
@TheHomesteadingHobbit
@TheHomesteadingHobbit Жыл бұрын
This guy is beautifully chaotic. 😂
@Looshington
@Looshington Жыл бұрын
This was fucking amazing! Can just really feel the authenticity of the moment!
@Carl_2112
@Carl_2112 Жыл бұрын
ChrissyTHC shorts doing his day to day things would be hilarious.
@lb.9095
@lb.9095 Жыл бұрын
Great set man 🤘🏼
@benderrodriguez6343
@benderrodriguez6343 Жыл бұрын
The sound quality in this guy's room is amazing.
@eliasplaysmusic
@eliasplaysmusic Жыл бұрын
Well done though lol. Chrissy n eddy show live, nice haha
@anabolicinsider
@anabolicinsider Жыл бұрын
I feel bad that I believe 100 isn’t nearly a large dose at all. God I need to reset my tolerance haha
@saltyseacaptain2257
@saltyseacaptain2257 Жыл бұрын
Was gonna say the same thing, I take at least 130mg daily just to fall asleep lol
@skyepaul261
@skyepaul261 Жыл бұрын
Take a t break my friend!
@kingumm41
@kingumm41 Жыл бұрын
daily smoker, but 20mg puts me on my ass
@nailsi-am5324
@nailsi-am5324 Жыл бұрын
Well done sir.
@jaymeramirez7435
@jaymeramirez7435 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely perfect set. I really wanna see Chris in a smaller club
@k.c.simonsen2
@k.c.simonsen2 Жыл бұрын
This should be a weekly thing, I enjoyed it
@charlesford157
@charlesford157 Жыл бұрын
As far as edible crowdwork goes, that was amazing.
@billwheeler1213
@billwheeler1213 2 ай бұрын
This should have WAY more likes 😂
@AshleyAcademy
@AshleyAcademy Жыл бұрын
Chris stared a near medical psychosis right in the eyes and said, i have a one armed pirate sitting front row that will take me out faster than you can say Columbia, not today! 😅
@ltortjr
@ltortjr Жыл бұрын
Holy shit I couldn’t stop laughing 😂
@DarrinR
@DarrinR Жыл бұрын
It is muscle memory... a good comic reads the room. Drunk or not
@event__horizon
@event__horizon Жыл бұрын
Haha I can see Chris in shock seeing the pirate man
@blessingsandmotivation5498
@blessingsandmotivation5498 Жыл бұрын
Chrissy D the GOAT!!!!
@bogmon
@bogmon Жыл бұрын
HOw Does he even get thru this? Distefano is a pro! So funny.
@timanglin6529
@timanglin6529 Жыл бұрын
This is gold
@RandomBogey
@RandomBogey Жыл бұрын
Chrissy sweatin’ like a black man
@monroetc
@monroetc Жыл бұрын
I have never liked when people use this word but it has to be said…this is fucking EPIC 😂
@tahir7883
@tahir7883 Жыл бұрын
I love the authenticity of this
@8mixmaster
@8mixmaster Жыл бұрын
Weird things always happen, and it's usually hilarious
@codyduncan5414
@codyduncan5414 Жыл бұрын
Funny shit! Needed a good laugh. God sent you an underhanded softball on this one😂
@saintplayer86
@saintplayer86 Жыл бұрын
Chrissy Candy Man😂💀
@BoinkrNanis
@BoinkrNanis 10 ай бұрын
This is fucking WILD! The chances!
@colin2420
@colin2420 Жыл бұрын
My man’s being the people’s champ 🫡
@colin2420
@colin2420 Жыл бұрын
I wish I was in New York 😭
@chloeleal8393
@chloeleal8393 16 күн бұрын
Chrissy Tweaks forever
@f1parcferme
@f1parcferme Жыл бұрын
Wow! The guy didn't have a ticket, so you charged him an arm and an arm to get into the show?
@avi3020
@avi3020 Жыл бұрын
Wish somehow they could show us captain hook
@callehjelm6900
@callehjelm6900 Жыл бұрын
FINAL BOSS SPAWNED
@icechingu
@icechingu Жыл бұрын
What a great crowd
@06marsol
@06marsol Жыл бұрын
Joey got to him, lol 😆 😂 🤣
@zachbalko90
@zachbalko90 Жыл бұрын
That's what I was thinking my dude 😅
@collinoneal2502
@collinoneal2502 Жыл бұрын
Turns out he's on shrooms too!😅
@johnbarry3869
@johnbarry3869 Жыл бұрын
Chrissy Chaos!
@SystemofaDowns
@SystemofaDowns Жыл бұрын
100mg?... Damn lightweight 💙😐
@josef2012
@josef2012 Жыл бұрын
Chrissy BangedUp
@sooperd00p
@sooperd00p Жыл бұрын
Chrissy so high he changed ethnicities
@ssnyder5471
@ssnyder5471 Жыл бұрын
Chrissy needs the hyenas back yannis was his muse
@johnherring450
@johnherring450 Жыл бұрын
Looks like top of his head about to come off lol!!
@guygardner3678
@guygardner3678 Жыл бұрын
Dark arts... GANG GANG
@RG-tm7uq
@RG-tm7uq Жыл бұрын
What a video title, lol
@Uhavefriendss
@Uhavefriendss Жыл бұрын
Lol imagine eating 100mg and that being too much. Who knew Chrissy D was a bubblegummer
@crazypath573
@crazypath573 Жыл бұрын
20 mg for me is too much, and I am no mary jane lightweight. It's weird.
@Uhavefriendss
@Uhavefriendss Жыл бұрын
@@crazypath573 it could have to do with my own weird ass tolerance. Regular edibles don't mess me up too much, whereas D8/THCP edibles Pack more of a punch to me. But at this point I've been a daily user of regular weed for 11 years and d8 for like a year so could just be a tolerance thing
@bjornjohansen9688
@bjornjohansen9688 Жыл бұрын
This dude is so nice looking
@trugani569
@trugani569 Жыл бұрын
Does Chrissy remind anyone else of the shark from Nemo? Just me?
@MorbidOrangeCat
@MorbidOrangeCat Жыл бұрын
Hysterical!
@variaxi935
@variaxi935 Жыл бұрын
we get 350mg eddies for $4 around here so it confuses me when people get high on 100 haha
@MrsParksIsInTheHouse
@MrsParksIsInTheHouse Жыл бұрын
#firsthookbump 😂❤
@melissamcguire4855
@melissamcguire4855 Жыл бұрын
I hope you got a lil backy scratchy!
@legendofmeesh
@legendofmeesh Жыл бұрын
D E A D 💀💀
@mikeggggg7889
@mikeggggg7889 Жыл бұрын
THChrissy
@jarjamz5916
@jarjamz5916 Жыл бұрын
Telling tales like Burt
@billypadilla1190
@billypadilla1190 Жыл бұрын
Yayayaassss
@christilowe2721
@christilowe2721 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@vito8558
@vito8558 Жыл бұрын
Chrissy Redskins
@nokkemao9339
@nokkemao9339 Жыл бұрын
that was funny
@jdl2962
@jdl2962 Жыл бұрын
Almost as good as Theo’s shroom set
@Mm-hmmm
@Mm-hmmm Жыл бұрын
Oh my god ha!!
@grantpowell4135
@grantpowell4135 Жыл бұрын
Chrissy strokes
@FlintMarshall
@FlintMarshall Жыл бұрын
I'd throw a like but rn it's 666. My favorite numbers.
@funnydonor9484
@funnydonor9484 Жыл бұрын
That tour name is a mess
@luisolortegui7629
@luisolortegui7629 Жыл бұрын
Come up with new she Jesus boy
@ryangoodrich4148
@ryangoodrich4148 Жыл бұрын
😂
@avi3020
@avi3020 Жыл бұрын
😅👏
@JeffAdairKTM530
@JeffAdairKTM530 Жыл бұрын
no way 100mg of good edibles it would fuck a vet stoner up
@josef2012
@josef2012 Жыл бұрын
Huh?
@emilyexplosion9120
@emilyexplosion9120 Жыл бұрын
Shoot, if I'm looking to be irresponsible I'll take 600mg. And talk about molecules for hours... Once i got bear maced in my friend's living room. It still sucked at 600mg.
@BooksRebound
@BooksRebound Жыл бұрын
Bruh, Jesus Christ, at that point you may as well just start doing ketamine lmao
@emilyexplosion9120
@emilyexplosion9120 Жыл бұрын
@@BooksRebound I'm anti social on ketamine unless I can join someone in their khole.
@The1Mustache3
@The1Mustache3 Жыл бұрын
100 milligrams is a .1 of a gram a weed. That is nothing. Do you know what a gram of weed looks like? You ate a crumbs worth of Marijuana. This is like saying you ate a couple saltines and now you are stuffed.
@alexhuf76
@alexhuf76 Жыл бұрын
I’m a regular smoker and 100mg will take me out lol
@natedoggschip
@natedoggschip Жыл бұрын
You couldn't be more wrong... 10mg edibles make me go nuts. Different people have different reactions, I can smoke all night and be fine. But an edible just treats me differently. And chrissy said himself he almost never does edibles, so like myself, he's tripping!!!!
@WorthlessDeadEnd
@WorthlessDeadEnd Жыл бұрын
@@natedoggschip I have experienced that feeling of "this isn't reality" before, but not because of THC. In my case, it was due to extreme sleep deprivation.
@datazndood
@datazndood Жыл бұрын
I love this guy but man is this almost Brendan Shaub level stand up. So much more a naturally funny guy than this sub par comedy.
@Ben-kl6mh
@Ben-kl6mh Жыл бұрын
1st
@Ben-kl6mh
@Ben-kl6mh Жыл бұрын
Come to Manchester UK CHRISSY
@Will_Smith_Slapping_Xi_Jinping
@Will_Smith_Slapping_Xi_Jinping Жыл бұрын
​@@Ben-kl6mh It was WILD what happened in Manchester at the Chinese consulate.
@robamodio3307
@robamodio3307 Жыл бұрын
All comedians are better on podcasts
@MultiBluedog123
@MultiBluedog123 Жыл бұрын
To be fair this is just crowd work, but yeah I mean most are, it’s a natural setting just riffing, they aren’t hunting for laughs, very few comedians in the history of comedy are truly great stand ups, there’s maybe 25-30 truly great stand ups ever
@acanadian9776
@acanadian9776 Жыл бұрын
🙄
@curtispineo9393
@curtispineo9393 Жыл бұрын
I'm on 300 mg and I'm freaking out I couldn't imagine on stage infront of armless joe
@ClassyNasty
@ClassyNasty Жыл бұрын
I take 100mg for Breakfast Chrissy Chaos 😂
@jessicabritton8750
@jessicabritton8750 Жыл бұрын
That’s too much friend 😂
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