White Man Dancing (Boondocks) [Next-Gen Quality]

the swagger of roblox man face
boondocks season 3 episode 1

[@davidcomsay827]

"Thank you for the warning officer"

[@Nuts437]

BEST ONE OF THEM ALL 😂😂😂 IM DYING

[@hearthearter]

This is so real. I’ve gotten so many warnings lmao.

[@UmiZoomR]

​@@hearthearterur so cool man

[@thatgui88]

I'm Hispanic and I have gotten warnings as well.

[@NotThatGuy-07]

​@@thatgui88 I'm black and I'm still in prison for going 2 over the speed limit

[@sleepierhollow5892]

That's the dance of a man that owns a home, has a stable marriage, loving kids, and a 401k

[@Nalpha]

Bet that guys got a grill

[@Yune98K]

​@@Nalphaand a built in pool in the backyard to host gatherings

[@SahilKhan-jo3et]

The muricain dream

[@fast1nakus]

Non European in comments are going wild bananas 😏

[@detectivebrown6211]

Idk about stable maragige and loving kids 😂😂😂

[@biz117]

when the function has coleslaw

[@TheAmericanPrometheus]

When the Olive Garden has the never-ending pasta bowl

[@WeGottaGrowUp]

extra slaw please ma’am

[@user-bm3lo2um9u]

When we bring the fifth container of unseasoned potato salad to the function

[@biz117]

@@user-bm3lo2um9u we eating good tonight 🔥

[@GarviHere]

What's a coles law

[@bear-yv9ew]

When the missus puts salt AND pepper on your chicken

[@LittleMushroomGuy]

When the baby mama puts clorox bleach on your chikin

[@GhostBrian]

Extra spicy deluxe chicken at the Golden Corral:

[@mergat2970]

(She won't get beaten tonight)

[@LittleMushroomGuy]

@@mergat2970 Its White Man dancing, not Black man dancing tho

[@Thixico]

@@LittleMushroomGuy 1950s

[@deuterium2718]

the exaggerated swagger of a white landlord

[@YTDeletes90PercentOfMyComments]

*slave owner

[@a11113adfg]

@@YTDeletes90PercentOfMyComments based

[@oo-ru5lt]

Lmfao

[@leosanchez7997]

Increase the rent pay on a single black mom with 2 kids, without child support from the father who disappeared 5 years ago.

[@vexili]

@darby2darby because it’s funny

[@teabix8755]

the words OBAMA sliding across the screen add so much to this

[@erboch7124]

I think it's supposed to be 2008 Biden lmao

[@Akrafena]

@@erboch7124 its George Clooney

[@teabix8755]

@@erboch7124 that makes it so much better

[@Ash_Queen16]

@@AkrafenaLmao that makes sense

[@LeonjayCampbell-ch1xd]

​@@Ash_Queen16 How does this make sense.

[@AnimalTruk]

“Oh, wait a minute. Haha! I’m white! Hahaha!” White guy:

[@dean_l33]

Don't you want to be as real as this guy

[@MM-xn6tn]

"Where do you think you're goin'? This is a perfect opportunity to throw your life away!" White Guy: 😁☕

[@LoveMyUnusual]

​@@MM-xn6tn The happy little trot with the coffee cup always gets me. 😂

[@Jynx_Splatoon]

When you say “gracias” to the waiter at the Japanese restaurant

[@Mom-pl2xb]

detecting splatoon pfp....detecting....autism.....argument.....invalid......

[@Noah-c6r]

@@Mom-pl2xbbro just may possibly be the 📡

[@terrariaguy216]

​@@Mom-pl2xbbro got the "leather whip milf" pfp

[@ineedit1772]

When you say konichiwa to the waiter for getting the food at a Chinese restaurant

[@needlespoon4734]

​@@Mom-pl2xb Ik you're not talking with the dominatrix pf.You worse than them😂

[@YoboyRodimus]

GO WHITE MAN GO!!!🔥🔥📢📢🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@AguyInACrazySuit]

- 👴🏿

[@UNALLOYEDSLOP]

Go Broly Go Go

[@Samota0]

@@UNALLOYEDSLOP GOGETA!...GOGETA!...GOGETA!...GOGETA!...

[@elcristianG-G]

​@@UNALLOYEDSLOPGO BROLY GO GO🗣🔥

[@pointlessless2656]

​@@elcristianG-GOH YEE OH, OH YEE OH, OH YEE OH YEEE YEE OHH🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@greyghost2492]

If *"I'm not racist, I voted for Obama twice!"* was a person:

[@CBFan5000]

"I voted for Obama twice in both elections" type of guy

[@Greebs]

I love him so much that I voted for him 5 times after his last time in office

[@TheMugenguy]

I voted for him 100X

[@liviousgameplay1755]

You can see him pointing at home many times he voted for Obama in BOLD text

[@fin_briar]

ironically I think this guy's supposed to be Mitt Romney lmao

[@johninenglish8236]

Checking your credit score and its good

[@davidcomsay827]

"I feel so safe living in this gated community"

[@agua246]

@@davidcomsay827 XD

[@PessimisticRavensFam]

When the wife and kids want to go golfing...

[@absolutezerochill2700]

​@@PessimisticRavensFamI love the gag of always saying "the wife" in this comment section. That really is such a white guy thing to say

[@communistpootisbirb]

When you miss a payment but your credit score goes up because your white:

[@oryzakusuma3617]

when the missus puts a bountiful amount of ketchup on the fish and chips

[@ayyylmao101]

bountiful 🤣

[@Clarkamadorian]

Quite superb

[@amorelockster1023]

😂

[@EverydayYounglife]

Too spicy

[@Gemmycobson]

Nah you mean tartar sauce (source: I’m white)

[@goodman4966]

Joe Biden when Obama picked him as his VP pick back in 2008:

[@s_lah4926]

😂👌🏿👌🏿

[@BlackDrumKD]

😂😂

[@seematahir5970]

Underrated asf

[@AesirUnlimited]

White people whenever Netflix makes a new documentary about serial killers.

[@ARG_Records]

hmm

[@johnnystankiewicz295]

and its always the soy chugging millenial twig losers admiring them

[@dean_l33]

Nah it's any long form content that have a slightly unorthodox subject really

[@getinloser666]

@@dean_l33Nah it’s definitely a White thing to like True Crime a bit too much

[@ineedit1772]

They tryna learn from the previous killer’s mistakes

[@goldalien2016]

As a white man, I can confirm that this is what I do whenever there is coleslaw at the function

[@GhostofTheUchiha22]

As a half white man I can confirm I start doing gymnastics when coleslaw is at the function but I don't have to eat it.

[@elcristianG-G]

As a Mexican, I can neither confirm nor deny.

[@jakob9323]

when cantaloupe at the function

[@b0xman935]

Me when my friends invite to me to a family barbaque(they're black):

[@elcristianG-G]

@@jakob9323 Cantaloupe is actually fire

[@eclipseRz]

with a side of coleslaw, PLEASE

[@davidcomsay827]

"I'll have the vegetarian option"

[@grey2753]

⁠”No salt please, watching my cholesterol you know?”

[@Bazinguh]

"May I use credit instead of cash?"

[@KAROtheARNAB]

"Thank you Officer for the Warning"

[@DragonTamer31K]

The hard P

[@TheJoeWhoSoldTheWorld]

when jerry from accounting asks to go play whiffle ball on saturday

[@LobsterCameramanProductions]

wtf is whiffle ball

[@benisign]

@@LobsterCameramanProductions No one really knows we just make it up each time we play. It's a prank every white person is in on just ask them

[@robynellis7448]

@@LobsterCameramanProductions haha bro doesn't know whiffleball look it up +ur brown lol

[@leosanchez7997]

​@@benisignit ain't a real sport and it's a water down version of baseball.

[@datsunracer9378]

When the wife puts EXTRA mayonnaise on your plain bread sandwich.

[@JVCS-b6z]

Me and my acquaintances when we find out there will be coleslaw, melon and unseasoned chicken at the function

[@datsunracer9378]

@@JVCS-b6z That Unseasoned chicken just hits DIFFERENT.😩

[@fbi3526]

What apple tart does to a mf

[@Oscribus]

when there is dry macaroni and lasagna served at the function🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

[@fbi3526]

What apple tart does to a MF

[@ambskater97]

when you call your black co-worker "brotha"

[@yobeastmode3376]

😭😭

[@leosanchez7997]

Nah when you call him "My Nigga"

[@hokagegaming9725]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Pink_pr1ncess]

*BrothER

[@SirNoodles66]

@@Pink_pr1ncessStill the same thing in terms of slang.

[@user-sb5vo7dt5f]

I can't unsee the roblox man face, help-

[@calicobagels]

Me neither but it's been years since I stopped playing Roblox but that face will never leave my head...

[@Jynx_Splatoon]

Goddammit now I can’t unsee it either

[@irnarcticA]

You are spreading this cognitive hazard or whatever because I cannot unsee it. Have a great day

[@realgoblinyt]

GET OUTTA MI HEAD MAN GET OUTTA MY HEAD

[@dukranli]

Atleast i watched the boondocks enough to unsee it

[@Chocolatemilk-im8ow]

George Clooney shuffle is impossible to do

[@ZeeecksLegends]

This shit is honestly impossible to do 😭

[@mafia9928]

I know he’s happy the Celtics won

[@newvision4l314]

…💀

[@fast1nakus]

We all are.

[@ClareAmel]

He’s definitely a Luka fan though. Probably calls him “sneaky athletic”

[@trulytizzyy]

Pretty sure George Clooney is a Cavs fan since he’s a bengals fan

[@antoniocushshon919]

Me after saying “Watch it buddy” to the group of armed men

[@rookie9028]

Get yo money up, not yo funny up 🗣️‼️‼️‼️

[@sillycookie]

Im hypnotized by this white man's funky moves

[@pantsumonster]

Many such cases

[@dean_l33]

@@pantsumonster Panic at the disco

[@kojoattah3987]

His funky freshness is astonishing

[@hostomelhorsehoarder]

could I pull a girl with this move?

[@pantsumonster]

@@hostomelhorsehoarder depends on if you’re White enough

[@kortezg1662]

When your banker hits you with the news that your Credit score is 850.

[@largefries4959]

The average upper middle class white man when there is indeed gonna be green bean casserole and potato salad at the family get together

[@Reg_The_Galah]

Yhummy

[@mr.hooligan7630]

When your smoke alarm is quiet

[@brandonquezada9523]

How do black live with it chirping like a bird every 10 seconds. Is that why they’re so angry all the time in public?

[@Internetwandererreborn]

@@brandonquezada9523Crazy comment!

[@zareverso340]

@@brandonquezada9523woah there buddy

[@ravene9978]

When you don’t have to worry about hearing gunshots at 2 AM or loud music in your neighborhood

[@superjah2nd]

This needs to be pinned😂😂

[@agua246]

im sobbing rn 😭

[@amorelockster1023]

😂

[@Hasan-vp6xe]

🤣 fucking crying right now bro.

[@Sniper_XPEHOB]

"Curfew is at 9, buddy"

[@calebeane6834]

When the function has macoroni salad:

[@morcoroni]

i thought bro called me

[@RazorToaster]

Real

[@livid_spider]

When you say “hold your horses” and everyone actually stops

[@SorieI]

I love all these white stereotype jokes lmao

[@newvision4l314]

@@bsod111they are

[@Luxan-yf4rv]

​@@bsod111I love how all of them are true

[@magentasky234]

​@@bsod111 White

[@kakizakichannel]

​@@bsod111seething

[@Duckwithblueandredhat]

​​@@bsod111Bro- c'mon. Im white and its better to just accept it. We got some white people shit. Coleslaw is one of them.

[@thepiecrab1414]

When the company gives you another generous raise(you're still earning the same wage you've had for over two decades due to inflation)

[@volinger4360]

When you get a 9 to 5 job as an accountant.

[@Blxck412]

When wifey uses Garlic Powder on the chicken too

[@Nothers90]

I ate the garlic powder

[@leosanchez7997]

@@Nothers90 put msg instead

[@Mr.Pancake-7092]

@@leosanchez7997 too spicy

[@Dr.DagNabit]

The simple welcoming smirk is what's getting me.

[@dragonxlink]

George Clooney when he saw Joe Biden drop out the race.

[@samdrow8268]

LOL

[@plappington]

when they bring cauliflower to the potluck

[@DissidiaGamer]

When you call 911 on the kids running a lemonade stand without a permit

[@michaelgraham9774]

The adult swim logo and Obama's name sliding across the screen is so reminiscent of a very specific time

[@imcookedongfrfr]

How my black ass feels after finding out I’m part white:

[@leosanchez7997]

@@imcookedongfrfr huh?

[@imcookedongfrfr]

@@leosanchez7997 ?

[@queenofnyc5584]

😂😂😂

[@Aint-gonna-think-of-a-name]

lol 😂😂

[@ng2371]

When I assumed he was racist but he pulls out the "I voted for Obama" card.

[@mccabestevenson]

my mistake sir

[@jileskorey1105]

When you call homeless people "unhoused"

[@sweetnerevar7030]

This is how it feels to be white every day

[@Mom-pl2xb]

i love being white

[@ex0_trix]

@@Mom-pl2xbI love being white more

[@leosanchez7997]

Ain't no waaaaaaay

[@ibrahimbello5546]

I love you people being white especially the declining birthrate of yall.

[@kpg2758]

@@Mom-pl2xb Neo nazi brown mexicans be like that

[@palzone2443]

When I play as a white, male knight with a longsword in fantasy games with various races, magic and abilities.

[@terrariaguy216]

Nah, a white male human bard.

[@anfrac3700]

When the barista remembered to give you creamer and sweetener

[@cookingwithtool159]

This is exactly what Yakub would have wanted

[@m1r4499]

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahhahhahahahahahhahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahhahaha

[@jpraise6771]

YAKUB LMFAO

[@chevongrant3589]

Yooooooooooooooooooo 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@m1r4499]

LMAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@vovabars1234]

Yakub's strongest soldier showing some moves

[@future8772]

big mac

[@doubleaa7368]

big mac

[@EB_DC]

big mac

[@thethangyman]

big mac

[@leosanchez7997]

@@future8772 whopper

[@omeiga]

big mac

[@frhorizons]

When the HOA neighborhood has a pickleball court

[@brickshithouse8780]

"thank you for the warning, mister officer, have a blessed day"

[@eke.D]

Homelander when he sees baby milk

[@doggydude2668]

AW HELL NAWWW

[@narwall7289]

When you smell that green bean casserole

[@Z.B.L.]

When you put ''Black Lives Matter'' in that Instagram bio.

[@Soul03]

seriously they really thought they did something 😂😭😭

[@ineedit1772]

When you put BLM on your profile only in February and June

[@BlackDrumKD]

😂

[@thedolllovett]

YO😭😭😭😭😭

[@EinFelsbrocken]

When you just plopped down ◼ in your bio and finally ended racism 😊

[@norre_]

when the function's got cheese and meat on a wooden board

[@gearsxwarrior]

the charcoochie board?

[@ilikefood1609]

When you come home to shepherds pie after a game of croquet

[@mars4852]

he a fan he a fan he a

[@TheMugenguy]

Big Mac 🗣

[@s_lah4926]

freaky ass nigga he 69 god🗣️

[@terrariaguy216]

​@@TheMugenguyBIG MAC🤑🤑🤑

[@xavierharvey4961]

"Damn margrett these biscuits got a kick.."☠️

[@killermoth9311]

I now know this is supposed to be George Clooney, but i died laughing when i saw this the first time because i originally thought this was Biden.

[@VMB01996]

I still can't believe that's supposed to be him 😂

[@ayyylmao101]

That's CLOONEY? LMAOO

[@saraihitorres5746]

No shot, THAT'S Clooney?

[@12DAMDO]

he's lowkey busting it down tho

[@ghostface5559]

Me when I raise the rent on a woman that claims to be a bad bitch.

[@neru1584]

white people saying "bro i think those were gunshots" after hearing a firework

[@salami99]

@darby2darby In sf it was always gunshots 💀

[@ST1TCH916]

Live in Baltimore and tell me you ain't ducking your head during the holidays 😂

[@senorapples1115]

Me when a wizard cursed me to dance in a white void and have obama words as my only company

[@ayyylmao101]

'white void' is a particularly salient choice of words here,,,

[@bigo3293]

When the DA finds your third incident of shooting an an unarmed black teen "Justified"

[@louve3336]

WE'RE BUTTERING OUR TOAST WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥❗❗❗

[@ColonelHax]

I ate buttered toast everyday for like 2 years lmao

[@miguelcondadoolivar5149]

​@@ColonelHaxWell-made toasts work with anything, even just butter.

[@shockie8883]

No hellcat No child support no 450 credit score Shiiii I’d be dancing too fr

[@krunoslavsimic6267]

When the mineral water hits different

[@SPL1NGYDUDE]

"I thought chocolate was a term of endearment!!"

[@PinkHairPluto]

I am white. I happen to do this exact thing when I see a lunchable.

[@UnauthorizedRosin]

the last thing my nephew's lunchables see in the fridge

[@PinkHairPluto]

@@UnauthorizedRosin yup

[@mr.goblin6039]

Nice.

[@crowwithaknife1312]

ah yes the lead poisoning shuffle

[@darndavid7569]

Appreciate this extended version. I replayed the original way too many times

[@EverydayYounglife]

When the trophy wife gives you lemonade without sugar and lemon.

[@Mr.Pancake-7092]

So water?

[@isaacjones1211]

"do you have any non-dairy creamer?" type of dude

[@pete8276]

Based white people having the lactose digestion gene yet flexing our ability to afford more expensive goods

[@maninthemask6275]

When your raised in stable house hold that has a strong positive father figure.

[@fatcat0954]

That mayo got me tweaking

[@АндрейМуратов-т3ь]

How it feels to change batteries on a fire alarm

[@ChristaBlack-gn8ys]

Got a Cracker Barrel commercial right before this 😂

[@Nomad-vc6hx]

Millionaires getting another car after the last one ran out of gas

[@ineedit1772]

Billionaires buying another kid because their biological one is a deformed incest baby

[@darknesslight3100]

If "I pay my taxes" was a person.

[@ringomandingo1015]

When it’s Bridge Night and you can relax knowing full well that your son is succeeding in pursuing his career

[@Gnomelander1400]

When you walk pass the police and nothing happens to u

[@user-eq5us8py8j]

When you find a less advance society to exploit and colonized:

[@user58541]

Based

[@microppgaming6971]

That’s rad

[@barewithhippie]

Hes lowkey killing that shit though

[@JayJ95X]

Him meeting the other lads at the golf course - "Be there or be square"

[@creepyjimcrowjoebiden9293]

when the potatoe salad has raisins in it at the function

[@MyWillBeDone]

You sick bastard

[@diegordi1394]

That sounds disgusting.

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

The "Obama Should've Gotten a Third Term" Dance. Also known as the "I Brought the Potato Salad Shuffle" in the burbs.

[@islandboy9381]

When the white main character/chosen one in a fantasy story adds a token black guy to the party:

[@figmp4]

i aspire to be like this man

[@Instagram_user123]

Smoking on that gojo pack👹🔥🔥🔥

[@JustYourAverageMusicListener]

Same

[@HiyAmuGGi347]

White people after telling a black person “ you’re so brave “ during bhm

[@ChannelFish279]

Lol

[@kang1983]

hi ai ohto

[@HiyAmuGGi347]

@@kang1983 ?

[@kang1983]

@@HiyAmuGGi347 your pfp lol

[@HiyAmuGGi347]

@@kang1983 ohhhhh lol I’m slow

[@enclaveherewhyisntyourvide3089]

How I wake up knowing I'll never have a felony or own a poorly trained pitbull

[@MyWillBeDone]

Crazy thing is, I met a white guy with a Felony just the other day 😂

[@su-25frogfoot74]

Gotta go to the trailer parks if you wanna see that lmao

[@DantesHaven]

@@su-25frogfoot74Statistically speaking, a well educated wealthy black male has a higher likelihood of committing a crime than an uneducated poor white male.

[@MrMichealHouse]

they definitely exist. The farther you get from a city or major highway, the more you see.

[@bit_ronic]

florida panhandle:

[@Snook1985]

George Clooney just being called "white man"

[@Ash_Queen16]

😂😂😂

[@Mr.Drew70]

Or batman

[@KrizzitGames]

Kiss that Big Mac 🔥📢🗣️

[@GhostofTheUchiha22]

Piss that Big Mac🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

[@kojoattah3987]

Don’t forget dat 🤫 🧏‍♂️ 🗿

[@GhostofTheUchiha22]

@@kojoattah3987 Get back 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥‼️‼️ Toast em down Toast em down🗣️🗣️🔥🔥 Roast Roast Roast🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

[@mccabestevenson]

you're right officer, I'll try not to speed.

[@nobody-can-kn0w]

When you call the boys for a game of golf and they agree

[@eliasdailey3911]

When you check in your lunchbox and your wife packed you a cliff bar as a snack

[@GyaruRespecter]

When you manage to get your rascal of a son off with a warning instead of detention after he called his teacher a "pretty babe"

[@golurkthegoat3784]

“Boondocks white guy dancing”

[@uastyrdzhii]

How it feels to change your smoke alarm batteries:

[@Meeegl]

Me when I say „you and what army“ to the cartel member who wants my wallet

[@thesunsson8836]

When you at the hotel and they put those cucumber slices in the water.

[@sheperdsfireworks]

TFW you just finish mowing the lawn.

[@definitelynotocean]

when you clap when the plane lands

[@communistpootisbirb]

When the black neighbor moves out and your property value skyrockets: