White People Love Opioids - Comedian Lavar Walker

[@dougie313]

"when white people want something they call you brother"😂😂😂

[@IamRealtorMoe]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Facts

[@Miguel-oj6vk]

And when they say homeboy that's they way of calling us nigga lol

[@Hugo-Hernandez]

It's true, I'm from Georgia and I see it all the time. I'm Hispanic and they even call me brother or Homie

[@kerenkares4473]

I worked at a Marietta Georgia store for years when they was geekin for them pills they'd see a black male (pharmacist) and say hey BOSS man and the white pharmacist was hey DOC🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@selftalkwithsal4229]

FACTS

[@KiamKweli]

Worked in the industry for both Walgreens and CVS for almost a decade. He told no lies. 😆😂🤣

[@nextphazeproductions8825]

Not one!!!!

[@RUTHLESSambition5]

They can't get enough 🤣🤣🤣 I love it. Just say no. Isn't that what they told everyone else

[@MrJ914]

Lmfao

[@Steve-mp7by]

opioids are good for temporary pain relief. I had to use Demerol for kidney stones. There is no way I would ever get hooked on opioids. I think you need an addictive personality

[@danielpeters2282]

@@RUTHLESSambition5 they should

[@michellepittman7886]

White men love playing that brother card! Lmbooooooo

[@KASLtja]

I'm LITERALLY working in the pharmacy RIGHT now listening to this!!!!!

[@Steve-mp7by]

How did he give out a narcotic without a prescription? Isn't that a felony?

[@alboogie74al]

Congratulations ... I just sent this to my sister that works in an Pharmacy as well .

[@KASLtja]

@@Steve-mp7by I'm pretty sure he had a prescription HOWEVER, pharmacists can override prescriptions that are "filled too soon".

[@Steve-mp7by]

@@KASLtja The next day from the same doctor?

[@courtpaul9334]

Do you experience similar types of customers 🤔

[@domoade9241]

Yo his impression is spot on 😂 “they don’t make ‘em like you” 💀

[@lorimillim9131]

No they don't 🤣

[@9ninehd3]

yeah that had me weak. heard that before. lmao

[@lperkins06]

“…4 quarters or 10 dimes…”😂😂🤣

[@justterrell956]

He ain’t lying if you ain’t got that you need to go 😂 and she got the LV Bag

[@ciegosanchez5289]

Mannn that impersonation was so good 😂😂😂 this was chappelle level story telling and I mean that in the best way

[@Loni91]

His tone of voice is even similar to chappelle lol

[@Tigerbrown44]

Reminded me of old Richard Pryor skits.

[@benbenassi2348]

i was looking for a Dave reference! they have that same laidbck style and great storytelling skills. He good.

[@samanthaeichhorn4319]

He mentored Dave when they were coming up, theres a story about it somewhere on the interwebs...

[@zackmckenzie3582]

@@samanthaeichhorn4319 that’s Tony Woods. They look similar.

[@kieontethelyricist]

My chest shouldn’t hurt from counting pills 😭😭😭

[@Patricewofford]

🤣🤣 agree 💯, this was hilarious. I wrote the same comment, but then l saw urs, so l deleted mine, thought of another comment, liked, and commented on urs. You said it 1st

[@kieontethelyricist]

@@Patricewofford you the Goat for that, appreciate the love ❤️

[@liveyourlifeb4end]

🤣🤣🤣

[@kendelsdad]

I am 8 years clean. I 100% used the " my full script was stole out of my car " Had the cops write a report and all. Crazy accurate.

[@ThaDreamMerchant]

Congrats to you. Keep it up!

[@seanmcseanson]

What u say your name is?

[@VickHushpuppy215]

The “FUCK” after “we ain’t got no Percocet” is real af 🤣🤣

[@howardwayne8288]

"They don't make em like you!!!..... When I tell you I'm gonna give you the best Yelp review you ever seen!!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JonDoe-jh5pp]

As a ten year pill head that’s also seven years sober, I can tell you right now this shit is 110% facts. Them pills had my whole neighbourhood in fiend mode

[@XXLLAVATEAM1]

😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

[@shellesbby]

Congratulations 🥰

[@PorkChopProprietor]

Congrats on staying sober 👊🏾

[@Patricewofford]

Lavar is so funny, " if you don't got a 💸 then U don't deserve to be on this 🌎, now get this Louis Vuitton bag and get out my face. I'm literally in tears laughing 🤣 😭 He is a gr8 story teller, his attention to detail is unparalleled 👏🏼

[@wellingtonjuku]

😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣 " Come on Brother, My Right Hand To God... " 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 Lavar is the truth 💯💯

[@camrencross645]

At times I kept hearing Hulk Hogan begging for drugs. lol

[@thaxtonwaters8561]

💪🏾Said Same Thang🏋🏾🤣🤣🤣

[@bdet313]

Me too. It’s the “brother” that did it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@yayo8451]

😂

[@everetthudson4741]

Could have been Hulk hogan he was referring to😂

[@reemoore596]

Right!!!

[@richierich7098]

When I tell you I SCREAMED and I HOLLERED😭😭😂💀💀

[@avon8375]

He’s not lying🤣🤣🤣When you give the customers an inch they take a goddamn marathon

[@patrickdurham7984]

Facts!

[@healthyman5826]

yup

[@bhamrealtor]

That hand to God bout took me clean out 😂

[@cardigansarecool]

Lots of comedians just make up scenarios or stories but the level of detail is too high on this one. I know this shit really happened hahaha

[@VickHushpuppy215]

FACTS real techs know the deal 🤣🤣

[@90beastmaster]

I was a tech 10 years ago. It's a real thing. Lmao

[@reddsmoke904]

He got 20 years of material fosho lmao

[@nerdsalsocomeinchocolate2740]

Mr. Walker can spend the rest of his comedic career just telling pharmacy stories. That job alone will provide so much material for his shows. Not only a pharmacy job but a pharmacy job in a large chain like CVS. It is non-stop hilarity.

[@jvonte07]

It’s always that one lady laughing in the crowd that be setting off every one else. This dude has me at work in tears and I needed it. Laughing is good for the soul. God bless you good ppl!

[@tiffanyfoy1039]

A good laugh is ALMOST !!!!ALMOST!!!!DAMN Better than a PAIN pill 😉😉😄😄😄

[@BubiTrap]

ALWAYS!!! Pam on Martin used to crackin up in the background on scenes she’s wasn’t even in. Now when I hear any lady laughing that hard at a comedy show I say “There goes Pam!!!”

[@tiffanyfoy1039]

@@BubiTrap 😄😄😄yep her and tommy

[@BubiTrap]

@@tiffanyfoy1039 YUP!!!🤣

[@BellaJournee]

He even got the chew down to the tee!! 😂😂😂😂

[@marcosalvarez9826]

This guy is outstanding.

[@sonquatsch8585]

he is that.

[@gvue4396]

I used to be a pharm tech and this is true, we've heard it all. From patient asking for certain brand, to patient not wanting to pay a few dollars for their medications, to saying it got accidentally flushed down the toilet.

[@VickHushpuppy215]

‼️‼️🤣 the stories are to die for ppl can’t even believe half da shit I tell em that happens from work

[@jakemccabe9662]

What's wrong with asking for a specific brand? Some brands are just better than others, any opiate head will tell you that lol

[@gvue4396]

@@jakemccabe9662 lol promethazine with codiene, they all ask for branding on that one

[@VickHushpuppy215]

@@gvue4396 facts 🤣

[@letsgitcrackin]

@@gvue4396 lmfaooooooo

[@raycorey]

Am a Pharmacy Technician in the UK 🇬🇧 and this guy broke it down perfectly. People take their frustrations out on the people sorting out their medications at the pharmacies.

[@Rhonnie18]

Omg, FACTS! I worked at a 24 hour pharmacy. Never again in life! I got tired of the disrespect. I had to leave before I caught a case!

[@rootfruit2412]

Yes indeed, never again

[@DrRodox.]

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE when the comedy comes with a great story like this. Its a win win, cause even if it doesnt end up funny, its already interesting to hear.

[@cdxn00]

Your journey to becoming a fulltime comedian may have taken longer than you expected. But the road you took was paved with comedy gold! great set 👏🏽

[@sonquatsch8585]

that was god. he said you need to stay in this 20 years so you will be hailed as one of the greatest comedians.

[@viviblackmage2326]

I’m crying. That right hand about to fall off.

[@niiniiotg4]

I've been a pharmacy tech for 13 years and I feel you on everything lol 🤣 omg when they walk in with a story and limping 👩‍🦯👩‍🦽then when that script filled 🏃‍♀️🏃💨all the pain gone

[@NaparoniAndZzs]

Why would people lie to the pharmacy about needing opioids lmao? You’re job is literally just to fill the shit you don’t have a say on whether they get it or not.

[@Str885]

That set had me WEAK!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I need to see more of him. *making a mental note of his name -Lavar Walker*

[@banyahawadah2077]

Lavar has instantly went to my top 3 favorites as of a few months ago. Very good material

[@ellebee9864]

I saw him in Houston about 8 years ago and never forgot his name. He has a Viagra bit that almost killed me of laughter.

[@Str885]

@@ellebee9864 I 'm going to search on KZbin and comedy central for more of his content.

[@GodWillMusic]

Lavar is very underrated, one of the best in the game for a long time!!

[@KSlimsGaming]

This is one of the best stand up comedy clips i’ve seen this year

[@RickRijuanaPro]

That was nutz. I can't remember the last time a cried literal tears from laughter. 🤣

[@olujimix_official]

“They don’t make ‘‘em like you”🤣🤣😂😂💀💀

[@alleyas]

the mouth chewing is impeccable

[@patriciafultz]

Omg yes I work at a mail order pharmacy and man all facts lavar lmao

[@sumgirlable]

This is so funny 😄, the impersonations are hilarious

[@hebrewharv8018]

His pharmacy stories are legendary 😂😂😂😂😂

[@aomar9449]

Brilliant! that impersonation was so good I could smell the Budweiser from here

[@monilokey2178]

Lavar Walker is the next comedic super star ⭐️! Hands down! GOAT STATUS

[@officialtekashimandela]

THIS SHIT IS 100000% ACCURATE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jeff28jj31]

Lavar Needs a Netflix Special 🤣

[@finaltouchpro648]

You know a story is hilarious when even the dates are funny! I almost died when he said "January 3rd"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@elizahhoward3923]

I cramped up from laughing

[@rcrlyrubro7230]

This is spot on 😂😂 they really are that way!

[@feebee1451]

I stumbled upon this clip and he had me rolling from beginning to end 🔥🔥

[@luexxiiidjsecurity3500]

Mobile home with a basement on it! 😂😂😂

[@jamillahbrooks597]

I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@9ninehd3]

That man said he was attacked by a bear and came right back to the pharmacy the next day 😂😂

[@25lighters91]

Yeah this is brutally funny..I need more

[@aprilbriscoe9671]

🤣 this is freaking hilarious. The accuracy

[@cbwavy]

"They don't make em like you" 🤣🤣

[@ninasims5650]

I've been a pharmacy tech for 10 years, he knows our pain lol 😆... he got it down to a T. If folks only knew...

[@the.a.t.x.traterrestrial84]

That co pay story I’ve seen in real time 🤣🤣🤣🤣 be on the phone with insurance holdin up lines over $3

[@QuiQuiRey]

Omg this sounds exactly what my sister went through as a retail pharmacy technician 😬🤣🤣

[@healthyman5826]

he's top tier 👌

[@emem2863]

He was genuinely funny!

[@bryanforman8319]

This my 6 times lol watching this everytime I 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ryanleonardpaul]

Screaming laughter😂😂😂😂 Screaming laughter😂😂😂😂

[@jrh1704]

That was a great set, I'd love to see him live!

[@migrantson]

Bruh omg...."brother."

[@GreatDrums.]

Am I the only one who thinks he looks just like Judge Mathis😂

[@VitaminVision]

Nah, he was on "roast me Battlegrounds" and they flamed his ass off top with that one 😂

[@dennesey]

This right here is the PERFECT example of execution. Great flow. Didn't overdo the (stellar) impression or energy. Knocked this set right out of the park.

[@ChocolateSundaes]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@LaVarWalkerTV]

Thanks bro

[@christophersullivan3393]

I myself being a Caucasian recovering addict I would have to agree with him we white people love us some opioids 😆

[@segua]

Worker in pharmacy in Louisiana. Damn. The accuracy is so on point.

[@austinlmadeit]

"we aint got no percocet." "FUCK." lmfaoooo

[@rohill660]

Best set I’ve heard in a long time! Hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣

[@samanthaeichhorn4319]

A mobile home with a basement and wheels that move? Now this story just became unbelievable! 😂😂

[@illmaticgaming4162]

Naw, I saw a trailer in Newnan, Ga on a basement. I said , WTF!!

[@londonpain45]

It’s real

[@clewis4826]

Thanks!

[@JQuattro]

3:53 LMAOO the teeth movement lmaoooooo

[@user-jw4iz7su2w]

I done shared this with so many people. He is too funny😆😆😆😆😆

[@ChocolateSundaes]

Thanks so much for sharing!!

[@user-jw4iz7su2w]

@@ChocolateSundaes You got it! Keep em coming!🎬

[@AlexGarcia-ze4yg]

This dude's a comedic genius.

[@MrDFJohnson]

Stone Cold FUNNY ... "brother" 😂!!!

[@A.R.Valentine]

U kill'n cuz! Respect!

[@VoxQuest]

I died!!! Dr Walker, you are the truth!

[@jerrycustodio4773]

"Im giving you the best yelp you ll ever seen!" 🤣

[@ekzoX0]

Im in Alabama and I can confirm not a single lie was told. I haven’t heard the bear story but chased by a pitbull and dropped em in the woods, got arrested and they were confiscated as evidence, etc. and it happens ALL DAMN WEEK.

[@chriscooks5437]

The bear story was balogna!

[@thaxtonwaters8561]

Hulk Hogan done got on 'em Percs.💊

[@Ifllc]

I’m so proud of Lavar ! I hope he take this comedy thing far because I almost threw up laughing at this set !!

[@bigfizzy85]

MAAAN HE NAILED TF OUT THAT DAMN ACCENT AND TONE.....IM WEAK AF 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@supermegaawesomeultragal7820]

The chewing!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@abu4m9ja]

.......... January 3rd! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@casandraogoe8394]

That part was so funny 😂

[@XXLLAVATEAM1]

Alright brother 😂😂😭😭😂

[@NathanielBowden]

Imma give you the best yelp you ever seen brother (country accent)

[@trippjones7489]

Pure Genius ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾

[@IAMFRESH]

He spot on!

[@clawsoon]

I like Barbara Ehrenreich's line... the reason America has an opioid epidemic is because its economic system created a pain epidemic.

[@Akilahfoye]

that's a bar indeed

[@dexterroberts631]

" white Americans " have a opioid epidemic. That's like saying world wars is the whole world fighting, when it's just two or three countries fighting

[@indiatastic]

Nah - greedy pharmaceutical companies.

[@tevinh3333]

@@indiatastic 🤦

[@Akilahfoye]

@@indiatastic Yup, they perpetuate the pain epidemic so they can profit economically by temporarily fixing it

[@leimoan800]

In my field of work the BS always begins with: see what had happened was ..😳🤬

[@glauvie]

Your first clue 💯

[@charleswhite5450]

All people he's telling the absolute truth been a pharmacy technician for 2 years they come up with every excuse you can think of

[@yosefshekelberg5433]

I was a tech for over a decade. Blacks addicts are a dime a dozen.

[@sherondariley4224]

Oooh where he been I used to love ❤️ him

[@ellebee9864]

Same here....glad to see him back.

[@Christian9TNAT3]

Former pharmacy tech here... ZERO LIES TOLD HERE

[@bdet313]

Hilarious set!

[@kwajotube]

I’m in TEARS 😭 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@orgasmadelicaorgasmadelica9786]

This shit is pure gold.#NETFLIX

[@hs-qk9qf]

This and the Mexican bit from previous stand up had me 😂🤣!

[@finaltouchpro648]

Ehhhhhhh the babyyyyyyy the baby the sicke😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@spanklocpimpn7517]

Lavar bro you funny as hell man much luv from TX 🤣💯

[@cgbodyauto7635]

This man funny as hell!

[@ceb2544]

You been through so much, go through one more thing-- those automatic doors at the front on the store😄!

[@ronblack2700]

What this man said is TRUE! I work for a health insurance company and a lot of white people call us because they want that drug early so when we tell them that it’s to early to refill man all heck breaks loose, they curse us out half the time or lie saying that their doctor wanted them to take more per day that’s why they need a refill so soon, but I call the doctors office to see if they increased the dosage? And if the doctor submitted an authorization for the increase? If not no refill early 🤣