Seeing a Black Woman Naked for the First Time- Ray Lipowski

Ray Lipowski Talks about his first time with a Black woman.
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[@ChocolateSundaes]

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[@MeusChapeus]

His first black woman and he married her 😭

[@carlbowles1808]

27 years ago interracial marriage was hard. today people take it for granted. I'm a late baby boomer and know. I totally respect thier courage under pressure. I'm a black man from back in those days.

[@ashleydunn5764]

@M.H. thats nice...

[@mena94x3]

Hey, once you go black, you never go back.

[@GasperV0]

@@mena94x3 didn't know it worked both ways but apparently it does

[@momo-cchi5978]

Funny enough, White man - Black woman interracial marriages last the the longest out of all interracial marriages, meanwhile, Black man - White woman marriages almost always end in divorce. I wonder why that is?🤷🏽‍♂️

[@Herpestidae]

Proof that there's a solid difference between a joke about race and a racist joke

[@KCML82]

true. but a racist joke is still just a joke ;)

[@Herpestidae]

I'm glad that you can occasionally find racism funny. A lot of other people... don't.

[@mightbeleo]

@Pluralizes Everythings this is not remotely close to edgy. It’s just funny. Also OP you forgot that there’s just plain racism as racist jokes can be funny but racism disguised as a joke never really is

[@MichaelPop72]

Racism isn’t funny, but in this case two wrongs apparently do make a right. It should be a two way street always.

[@arpeggiow]

Actual racism is different from a racist joke though. That's where people need to know the difference. Look up Andrew Schulz

[@The.Whoever]

"Stop listening to the lies of the black man to keep the white man down." I almost fainted! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭

[@tillyg1541]

💀😂😂😂

[@garyscott9766]

I died 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nihiladest8688]

Tru lmao

[@Tristan-vg5ed]

😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@EricSherrell]

Hilarious! Hahaha

[@makaylasanai]

“ i didn’t say they fit but I do the best I can” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lamadesurvivor5216]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nocapzone5049]

😭💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🤦🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️

[@aidanderson53X]

Balls and everything went in. I had to get a twistie from the bread and tie a knot in this thing 🤣🤣🤣

[@eligebrown8998]

😂😂. Damn now I have to delete my post cause you said the exact same thing I did befor I read comments. Great minds think a like.

[@michaelbates2181]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@stephencollins1479]

I like how he’s delivering jokes like he’s talkin with his buddies.

[@FLdancer00]

That's part I didn't like. Seemed like he didn't want to be there.

[@Leddius]

@@FLdancer00 nah. Wish i could change your POV on that one. He is real. Heart on sleeve kinda guy. Says it how it is. His delivery was on point. And the crowd felt it.

[@uncharted7againblackking256]

Np with the only way to overcome is to just get it our some will listen

[@C3studios]

Not that impressed. I'm pretty sure this comedian just fell in love with Vince Vaughn's schtick like the rest of us, but because he sorta looks and sounds like him, he just started acting like that character. Theft? I dunno. Doubt it. He has perhaps unknowingly just leaned so heavily into this stereotypical impression of that character for so long that like Vince Vaughn's original, he now naturally just sounds like he's talking to his buddies.

[@paulfroelich1024]

Very well said

[@dejaa_vuu_]

“How are you a fatass vegan” that lil side joke took me outtttt 💀💀💀😭

[@CaptainAMAZINGGG]

@Mo-llenial I'm vegan and fat. Pasta and bread, also vegan cookies etc. Can easily get vegan calories and overconsume. I do eat high raw vegan as well, green smoothies etc but that damn pasta, im telling u. :')

[@TheSweetForever]

Fried lettuce apparently 😂

[@dejaa_vuu_]

@Mo-llenial LOL i like vegan-sexual. I’m gonna have to use that one irl

[@blahblahblah3722]

🤣🤣 junk food comes in vegan, too!

[@Brainsore.]

I never trust a fat vegan, lmao

[@ajbinready4829]

People talkin bout this dude sound black. It's a typical new York accent

[@presidentresident]

Nope Chicago. I knew it even before I looked it up. NO ONE hits their Ah sounds like like people from Chicago.

[@edvh88]

@@presidentresident um Boston?

[@artisticagi]

Rachel New Yorkers sound black. I don’t know why, but they kinda do.

[@CommunitySage]

@@artisticagi 😂😂😂 I’m from NY

[@WatchYourMouth97]

@@artisticagi HELL NAH WHITES IN BROOKLYN AND BLACKS IN BROOKLYN DONT SOUND THE SAME FOH

[@sonyagriffy]

This was hilarious. "It looks like a steak" as a black woman I'll take that as a compliment. Lmao!

[@monir3801]

Definitely a compliment.

[@mattnobrega6621]

Nom nom nom! : )

[@katrinab7657]

Not how I like my steak - no pink, no red in the middle. Brown that up. Put it back on the grill for 5-7 minutes. Lol.

[@katrinab7657]

@Flip Arrachi cooking a steak completely is a waste? If so, lots of black people (not all) like their meat well done. If course I can't tell if you're talking about actual steak.

[@katrinab7657]

@Flip Arrachi is hard to talk in code, so I'll bow out.

[@kingbadger318]

This kind of humor builds bridges. It's good natured, no one is safe, but it's not hurtful. Every can have a laugh.

[@ChocolateSundaes]

exactly! that's what we're all about

[@lorol5224]

100%. No one is safe but it's all love.

[@kingbadger318]

@@tatyanawhite5346 meh 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@GetALIFE8302]

I'm a black woman and I thought this was so inappropriately funny. I loved it. Have to be willing to take a joke and give one. I'm an equal opportunity joker.

[@danstalter]

Oh, I agree. All women should give and receive.....

[@nanapearlpearl2696]

Me too!!!

[@ryangemellaro2856]

A Joke Or A P*s*y??🤔🧐😂🤣

[@23rdcenturyhobbit]

Terribly funny cuz this man have a idagf humor and no chill-- the porno thing was hilarious.

[@maxcheese382]

ॐNeo Rabbitॐ she never said said it was only ok if she gave her approval dumbass, also she didn’t say shit about cultural appropriation so nice strawman.

[@dnyellebaldwin8737]

“ I don’t want no applause cuz you don’t know what she put me through”

[@edvh88]

I was applauding for the 27 years!!

[@4islandbeauty]

@@edvh88 🤣🤣🤣

[@novavega7394]

I low-key felt bad for my husband when he said that 🙁

[@floatingsara]

I loved that line ! :-D Gotta go and find his channel :-)

[@TheGDizzo]

That literally applies to pretty much every married man ever throughout time imemorial, which is why it's fuckin' funny!

[@travisrigney3786]

As a white guy with a black girl all I can say is yes.

[@mastertwitch1]

Amen

[@girlie.subliminals995]

No

[@mastertwitch1]

@@girlie.subliminals995 dafuq axedchu fo yo opinion!?!

[@girlie.subliminals995]

@@mastertwitch1 are you having a fucking seizure?

[@mastertwitch1]

@@girlie.subliminals995 Actually I was trying to be facetious and sound like Charlie Murphy. And if you didn't need my approval you wouldn't have gotten upset by my comment.

[@munyumbamutwale2985]

Can we finally get back to being able to tell jokes about each other without cancelling each other? This was genuinely funny.

[@eligebrown8998]

For real

[@jifoejoe]

Right!? I think if In Living Color and Martin and all the old school stand-ups. White and black. We’re ridiculous now days.

[@alternativeperception6949]

It was very funny and not offensive in any way , white, black or any other colour will find it funny .

[@localjunckieasmr9207]

I mean it’s all about how it’s delivered. There are many comedians who have properly deliver. The rest just say dumb shi about race that can’t be taken as a joke in any way

[@alternativeperception6949]

@@localjunckieasmr9207 you are 110% correct in what you say 👍

[@L47M]

*"How'd they meet, probably co workers, they're co workers"*

[@passingby4547]

That made me laugh so hard... More than it should lol

[@seabassvlogs3011]

“And they were roommates”😂😂

[@pmpdaddyt1218]

Spit out my damn drink... lmaoooo

[@JasperForge]

naw, she's the maid he caught stealing

[@MrRacecourser]

Dwfl!!!!

[@erickruckenberg8716]

I'm white. Married to a Ghanaian. This is accurate.

[@giftymaabea4541]

Lucky u Eric. Ghana here we go 🇬🇭🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️

[@alisjordan9206]

Lol depends lol

[@akua5778]

Yay Ghana 🇬🇭💃🏼

[@ajovie2705]

Ghanaians and American black women are very different because of the culture differences.

[@lilo1733]

Black is Black

[@TheDaneyeledee]

I’m black with a white husband. I need to ask him some questions now.

[@ratedr9672]

Please report back! 😂

[@GameOn71213]

Please!!!!! Report

[@Laura-sg6ss]

We need an extensive report sis💯🤣

[@adamcox6960]

Don't put him through it....

[@jgrant4736]

Inquiring minds need to know. Lol

[@christianschmidt154]

A matured Pete Davidson, holy shit.

[@gabbyking-cg9px]

that's what I thought, he sounds like him

[@frankkiejo5560]

THAT'S IT! That's where Pete Davidson is headed. No wonder I like him. Good call!

[@user-lf7nf3kl7t]

It's a pretty common NY style. Faster paced , more conversational style.

[@designateddriver3332]

Closer to a Big J Oakerson I'd say

[@Crossword131]

@@designateddriver3332 Nailed it. Couldn't place who he sounded like, but it's Big Jay.

[@Kiritazu8]

“Becky yours ain’t cooked yet you need to put it back in the skillet” 😂😂😂

[@americanme9933]

I laughed hard when he said that, I laughed even harder when I read your post. Idky, but I did, thanks. 😜👍

[@pixelcultmedia4252]

What's crazy about that joke, is that he references a lazy racist trope of "black people" being overcooked or burned versions of white people. But he flips it, by implying that the white people are the one's that aren't well done or cooked right. It's a subtle language change that drastically changes the tone of the trope. Brilliant writing.

[@quitafarlo8625]

🤣🤣🤣

[@micnik4793]

@@pixelcultmedia4252 Yeah I heard that one from my 50 year old 8th grade science teacher

[@commandernut8430]

@@pixelcultmedia4252 Why are there always nerds like you that need to explain every fuckin thing man... we know what the point of the joke was

[@jifoejoe]

I’m a black woman and I approve this stand-up! We’re strong women and can take a joke, he’s actually appreciating our bodies 💜🤣🤣🤣

[@user-eu2me4bp7j]

I’m not a strong woman.We are not a monolith.

[@jifoejoe]

@@user-eu2me4bp7j but we lift each other up when we aren’t strong. We aren’t a monolith. You know what else doesn’t have to be? The need to argue or have a retort. Let’s let that die. That’s one of the biggest problems with now days. Back in the day, someone would say we “were all...” and if we weren’t, we’d let it go. What came out of your comment? Nothing, this is KZbin, not a movement.

[@user-eu2me4bp7j]

@@jifoejoe The thing is when you say we "Sccrrrong black women" and "can take anything" it actually does more damage for our image in the long run, our humanity and how we are viewed.

[@jifoejoe]

@@user-eu2me4bp7j yes, because I am the voice for all black women. Let’s not divide ourselves, people already want us to do that. It’s called a comment because it’s the comment section of a video. I’m not holding a press conference, or appearing as a guest on a talk show. It’s not that deep. Damn, social media is really messing everyone up.

[@jifoejoe]

@C.W. I do just want to say I completely understand what you’re saying. We HAVE to have each other’s backs. I feel weak in so many aspects of my life. In love, in self esteem. I don’t feel good enough to get my masters, I haven’t been in a real relationship in 10 years. But when we disagree and bicker, it hurts more than saying we’re not a monolith. We look as though we’re constantly against each other. Also saying we’re strong all the time makes it seem as though we can never be vulnerable. But the fact that we’re constantly praised was even though we may be weak makes us strong! So I’m not against you, I’m with you, sis. But let’s stop the unnecessary disagreements, they look bad. I know social media has programmed us to automatically be reactive but that’s not normal and that’s not healthy. Trust me, at 37 I know that life was better before social media and not having to always say something. You’ll have more peace.

[@harrybush2207]

As a black man I have never laughed so hard at a white comedian. That twistie tie bit had me in tears. And how you threw in " its how they keep the white man down" i couldn't hold back the tears of laughing. I had to share this video.

[@Mister_Byron562]

Look up his old one about why a man is able to make love for hours. Thank me later 😅

[@ericdavis2928]

This dude is hella funny

[@8mylesGaming]

Im also black i died when i heard this how they keep a white man down lol

[@thedivinebandit]

The best part is the leaning makes it seem like he is not doing a set. Just a dude telling his pals his stories and opinions on life. 😂😂😂

[@otoyoto7153]

frfr I wish more comedians had this vibe

[@anitagu21]

It looks like a steak 😂😂😂😂😂 as a black woman I died

[@pisketti]

Sameeeeee hahahahahaha

[@danielgorley5408]

🤷🏻‍♂️ it’s all the same to me but I really love steak

[@cranjismcbasketball2118]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cranjismcbasketball2118]

stephentherarabear especially a black vagina steak!

[@BirdSTL]

I had never heard that analogy before, but I thought it was great!

[@Witchy1976]

He's got a hood Vince Vaughn vibe to him

[@LeenaStark]

SPOT ON!!! I kept trying to think of WHO he reminded me of! You hit the nail on the head!

[@morganknight3306]

Damn. That's a perfect description

[@zozochichi]

Yooo... So accurate

[@indiashante1560]

Yes lol

[@vincethechronic3315]

Yesss, right

[@Nerdtendo6366]

This man is the originator of “I watch it for the plot”

[@morpheusspirit6609]

I’m a black guy and it’s refreshing to hear a white comedian feeling confident telling racial sexual jokes about black women. 👍🏽😂 He did it well... to be genuinely funny (without insulting). Humour is so important for racial harmony. If we cannot laugh together at the joy of racial harmony, then a multiracial society has no chance!! I used the word ‘refreshing’ because it’s unusual. Many black comedians say the most outrageously funny jokes about white people, so it’s good to see a cool white guy with the confidence to perform on stage to redress the balance!! 😊 He’s funny and a good performer with personality. And if he makes ‘some people laugh but also feel a little bit uncomfortable’... then surely that’s a sign of a good comedian!! “I don’t want any applause because you don’t know what she put me through...” I’m sure he loved her though. 🤣😂👍🏽

[@DV8N1]

White guy and couldn't agree more. Solid delivery with respectable yet raunchy lines. That Asian reaction is spot on too, not even gonna lie...haha

[@beardedbjorn5520]

@Dream Dream Serene don't be a pussy

[@ashontawebb5352]

@Dream Dream Serene please stop being so sensitive, that was very fun. Now no one has a problem with a back comedian does it to a white person fair is fair.

[@Senzu_Official]

@Dream Dream Serene it would still be refreshing. Problem is hes obviously not gay, so why would he have sex stories about black men? Shut the fuck up dude.

[@2GoatsInATrenchCoat]

@@ashontawebb5352 to be fair, I think she's talking more about sexism, not racism, as she's comparing the way people talk about black women vs. black men, not black women vs. white women.

[@kayjaykayjay1869]

I’m so dead as a black woman I almost peed myself when he said where they meet ? How the know each other😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mperez3720]

Same. I mean sometimes you want a little backstory.

[@kayjaykayjay1869]

M Perez Facts!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MrJKellerLewis]

This comment made it at least 2 days without a troll going on a rant! 😆🤣

[@kayjaykayjay1869]

John Lewis lol true!! 🤞🏻it stays that way 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@joshmarden9933]

"Where'd they meet" I laughed hard, I need a little backstory but I've never thought about it until this 😂

[@israel_started_it_ALL_in_1948]

That woman laughing at the magnum lines gets me going.... she can't even breath, she is losing her shi* so hard.... "WHO DA HELL WEARS THESE?!"

[@buebitohonguito4061]

“Brown that up” Becky. LOL!

[@swiftkarma4436]

😂😂

[@girlie.subliminals995]

Shaming women for their vaginas. Great.

[@ashleycrystal9719]

@@girlie.subliminals995 just like society does to black women

[@noelsirrom]

​@@girlie.subliminals995it's a joke.. he even made one about white men and the condoms 😂.. Calm down. He wasn't trying to offend anyone

[@christina2311]

I’m a black woman and my Hispanic boyfriend calls it filet mignon 😂😂

[@roxmarte9689]

oh lawd, I'm crying XD gonna start calling mine like that

[@fionagallagherapologist5968]

LMFAOOOO

[@bigwill54000]

Lmao!

[@KPbouj]

I’m a dark skinned black woman and my Hispanic husband is still mesmerized by it after 10 years I’ve always been confused by it but now 😂 I don’t think he saw enough black porn either

[@michaeljennings2905]

Every race should stay to themselves!!! Shouldn't be mixing of races. Lions don't fuck tigers even though they are both of the feline species, same should apply to the human race. Mixing is not cool at all!!! Black people should not mate with OUR MORTAL ENEMIES!!!!!💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

[@Uzodesign]

"How did they meet?" 😂😂 This is the first time I've seen a non-black Comedian clowning on black people. Very different for a change, lol.

[@clamtrojan]

Gary Owen's?

[@rosalynmcflaw7440]

Gary Owen is also a white comedian who tells jokes for mostly black audiences. He's pretty funny too

[@vernamorales2064]

@@rosalynmcflaw7440 Love Gary Owens so funny !!

[@EazyE11]

Plenty of white comedians clown on black people.

[@mickeyjnone3825]

Check out Gary Owens then. HILARIOUS!! Try him.

[@thisishiztorybaby]

"Like how they meet " classic...dope set

[@everlenerferrell6764]

Black men didn’t start that rumor white women did

[@bbqseitan7106]

It was actually JJ Jetplane that started it

[@jewelluscious]

Right

[@uncreativename6210]

Oh, looks like we got a dick historian here

[@Akaya7777]

@Tea Biscuits nah they started it but we ran with that shit cause it was a good look for us 😂

[@cottonhairedaesthetic2005]

@@uncreativename6210 well yeah it's the only field that survived the pandemic

[@whitley17]

“It looks like steak!!!” My viewing will be at 10AM and the service will start at 11AM. ⚰️⚰️⚰️💀💀💀💀💀

[@ambrosiakamala5937]

GURLLLLLLLLLL, Omg I was on the FLOOR!

[@TheVampireAzriel]

good. it'll allow the uninitiated to know why he compared it to steak. :)

[@toddotterson7568]

LOL

[@sancam8554]

Light skin girls have steak pussy, black girls have peach pussy..colorwise I mean

[@natashajohnson341]

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@davidjohnson744]

"I don't know if I should eat this thing or EAT this thing". LMAO. Facts bro! FACTS!

[@DrineThePoet]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@ratedr9672]

Lol

[@jeremydunn6089]

Everyone’s talking about how this isn’t racist. I can’t find who said it was in the first place...

[@PtylerBeats]

Just naturally when you got a comedian making jokes around race, people are going to get preemptively defensive like any of us actually care

[@zzzzf99309]

EXACTLY

[@jeremydunn6089]

Yeah, there's a difference between something racial, and something racist. Racism is saying that one race is superior and/or other races are bad. A joke about race is different, because generally, nobody is safe, not even white people. That's the beauty of it, and if you don't like it, don't watch.

[@misterbonzoid5623]

I think somebody must have done and deleted it. I wouldn't have mentioned it if I hadn't read it.

[@peacebeyondpassion2]

Nobody did, that person who made the comment was. They say that to let you know that they were waiting for it, expecting it even, but they see it didn't happen themselves. It's a clever way of hinting about yourself in my opinion... but it's cool

[@timefortruth7084]

This is not racist he is talking about his experience.

[@choseni24]

This was a solid set. This felt like old school comedy

[@timbo7873]

Nice throwback...

[@stonerkitchen8688]

Because it's one of the oldest premises

[@BMG19FUNNYDIE]

An alpha comic. A rare breed these days. God bless him.

[@d_no_allyn_86]

@A Dempsey nah he's just not scared to say what he wants. Everything is fair game in comedy.

[@drummerboyarnold3174]

Yes

[@johnnyc4717]

Race jokes are all about delivery and this man delivered. Good shit.

[@toricollins6516]

Hahahahaha! The "lies perpetuated against the white man to keep him down." I'm dead.

[@duchessofthedorks]

He said Tank and I died 🤣

[@omegawicked1]

He is right

[@DC45193]

I didn't get that

[@pixelcultmedia4252]

Smart balance between self-deprecation and racial observations. For most comics, this shit would be a very difficult balancing act but you can tell his heart is in the right place so he doesn't have to balance because it's all coming from a sincere place.

[@raeyadmasu1590]

He has a black wife, that shit gives level three clearance

[@KCML82]

@@raeyadmasu1590 Just 1 level shy of being able to use the N word

[@raeyadmasu1590]

True hahahah. He gotta be atleast 1 4th something else, like mexican or some to reach that level.

[@dleoner1]

Raey Admasu just like Bill Burr and Gary Owen

[@pixelcultmedia4252]

@BarryHallSack You couldn't even post that question sincerely, so I doubt it.

[@oursavior9339]

He’s the perfect example of “once you go black, you never go back”

[@ambrosiakamala5937]

THAT PART! :)

[@klickingkayasmr7585]

@Mike Spencer 🤣🤣💀

[@antarcticorb9197]

Once you go black you turn into commissioner Beale on Star Trek.

[@fernandochavez2562]

I'm latino, I've only black chicks or mix. I started black and going black

[@xfairy3800]

This white guy told me that he doesn't date his own race I literally asked him why not he said he just like black women better... I don't think he ever going back but it's hilarious though like why not 😂 LMFAO

[@LadeeLibra646]

His whole set TOOK ME TF OUUUUUTTT!!!

[@rennydanston6507]

I wish more people could be this daring. The execution was a perfect blend of cheeky and forgivably hilarious

[@DreiSkins101]

People in the comments talking about “racist jokes”. NOTHING AT ALL WAS RACIST ABOUT THIS. NOTHING!! SMH

[@Sparrow420]

Well, it was racist, but that not a bad thing necessarily. this wasn't derogatory or offensive, but racist for sure.

[@DreiSkins101]

@@Sparrow420 it was a joke about another race a different color vagina and what it looks like. Not a “RACIST JOKE” it was a “RACE JOKE”

[@thomaslunde5014]

People are just too sensitive nowadays, and the funny thing is that it is probably mostly white people who gets offended by this kind of jokes.

[@DreiSkins101]

@@thomaslunde5014 exactly

[@rod1840]

racial, not racist

[@GypsyWONdeRs]

I'm letting u know ladies NOT ALL WHITE GUYS HAVE LITTLE PARTS AND NOT ALL BLACK GUYS HAVE BIG ONES🤗

[@mrlee7328]

Um...okay?

[@GypsyWONdeRs]

@@mrlee7328 are u a guy or a female regardless your comment is unnecessary but if your gay then this informa5is good for u too🤗

[@justopinionated8839]

Okay then. #SurveyMuch 🙄

[@gothatch2502]

Black guys in America but not here in Africa. Its massive

[@GypsyWONdeRs]

@@gothatch2502 I have connected bodies with african men and that's lie, just like BLACK AMERICANS, AFRICANS HAVE BEEN MIXED AND MINGLED 2 SO THAT MEANS YOUR SIZE IS NOT THAT OF THE ORGINALS(OUR ANCESTORS, ALL OF US.)🤗

[@jeeither]

I need friends from Chicago because I could listen to this accent all day.

[@duchessofthedorks]

Take a trip there and you’ll have the best time. My friends and I loved it!

[@jeeither]

@@duchessofthedorks I definitely want to. There's a pizza spot I wanna go to. Hopefully next year.

[@LadeeLibra646]

Born and raised on the Southside of Chicago here!

[@asaoded2384]

Chicago is BOMB!

[@Yumyumhoneybun]

I’m from Chicago

[@josephphillips8031]

"Dont listen to the lie perpetuated by the black man to keep the white man down." 😂😂😂😂 Update: If you dont like this comment, YOUR GAY.

[@Legacy914Productions]

Bruh! This part had me crying 😂🤣😂

[@josephphillips8031]

@@Legacy914Productions i know fam. i died 😂😂😂😁😁😁

[@antrieceredwine6214]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@josephphillips8031]

@Joshypooo stfu

[@dechols87]

Joshypooo shut yo bitch ass up

[@shiestysean]

This was some of the funniest racial humor ever. “I wear magnums. Black box. Gold wrapper “ That’s bars The Tank name drop killed me.

[@nickhobson5308]

That had me crying from laughing

[@newbeginnings3603]

Yeah I caught that Tank name too.

[@fleadoggreen9062]

Who’s tank ?

[@solarislawson4152]

@@fleadoggreen9062 a famous r&b singer who said something along the lines of him going down on a man twice to see if he'd like it or was into men...

[@fleadoggreen9062]

Solaris Lawson dang ok thanks, I’m gonna google this tank guy! Thanks

[@reefb4364]

Ray been like this forever!! Style is very in your face✅✅✅✅

[@estebanmoreno250]

“From a white man to an asian man too a pervert” 🤣🤣

[@flamingmonkey7712]

He definitely married a black woman. He sound a little black too😂

[@ChocolateSundaes]

lol yes he did.

[@TheSweetForever]

😂😂😂

[@blackbutterfly6872]

I was like wait he not black? I was driving and just thought he was light skinned🤣

[@lawrencegenereux8567]

It "rubs off".

[@flamingmonkey7712]

@@ChocolateSundaes Yeah😂

[@jakeanderson9893]

"How did they meet?"

[@jimmyhays3600]

Thank very nice

[@TheJanemba999]

Bruh I died

[@mominor6913]

Lol lol

[@fretbuzz59]

That line was very funny. The rest...meh.

[@denisitele]

Earthquake - About goddamn time

[@p0k.e336]

"How you fat and vegan 😂 "

[@jewelqueen5949]

😆😆😆

[@imrulhaque]

😝😝😝😝😝😝

[@GoToSheol]

😂😂😂😂I can’t lol

[@sipaithepipboo8724]

😂 legend. Can't believe I haven't heard of this guy. Best laugh I've had all month

[@janayh2817]

Saw him in person opening for another comedian. Shoulda paid to watch this dude do a full set, he’s THAT funny.

[@glackingq]

Okay, will do

[@selig7]

Yea I saw him open for Deray, he was hilarious.

[@Hokuto_Tongi]

Lucky

[@clamtrojan]

@CALICOTV301 prolly why he sound so pissed off

[@demetriharlan5887]

Dude is funny, because he is talking about real shit.

[@IAMBENNYBLANCO.]

Yup!

[@fretbuzz59]

Yeah, except he's not *that* funny. "How did they meet?" was the best line.

[@JD-xm4lz]

fretbuzz59 okay .. your opinion counts too. 👌 you’re wrong but you’re entitled to being so

[@nevaehlheaven]

That's how real comedy is.

[@jessicalewis2508]

His voice is everything.

[@brotha_tree]

For a half of a second, I tried to find a racial undertone in that "steak" joke - nope, couldn't find it; that's one sirloin I'll eat ANY day. 💯

[@miznaturallyfierce]

@aaron x. Tyler I heard that!!! Where you at? Lol

[@peacebeyondpassion2]

Bless you brotha lol

[@brotha_tree]

@@peacebeyondpassion2 Blessings to you and yours as well, Sis ✝️🙏🏾🛐😄

[@domjay]

"Becki yours aint cooked yet." Dead LoL

[@boinkye]

Searched this thread for somebody that was laughing at that. LMAO!

[@kayluv5926]

That was the funniest 😂 I am dead

[@ARCoventry]

Originally said by Patrice O’Neal if I’m not mistaken

[@corteze91]

"Yea brown that up" Dead lol

[@litchielitch3082]

I will never look a steak the same way again. So true. 😂

[@snsmafiakikho1942]

Nah fr😁😂

[@user-eq5yr6oe8h]

I love steak

[@AnthonyClark177]

I saw him 20 years ago on BET. Hilarious.

[@HamboneyGamezYT]

Yo...the steak joke is uo there w Eddie and Richard....that was a classic...😂😂😂😂

[@AnastasiaBeaverhousn]

You took it too far now!! 🤡 FOH

[@debsgirl8]

“Becky yours ain’t done yet” ...ahhhhh ..”need to brown that up” lol -Hysterical

[@satyamrawalji5942]

I think Patrice Oneal had a similar bit as well. Hillarious

[@viscountrainbows6452]

If you close your eyes he *almost* sounds Black. But being married to a Black woman as long as I've been alive? The man's a warrior, he's earned it. 😹

[@mkind7765]

He sounds like a brother yelling in the streets. If I placed a bet without seeing him, I would be out of money.

[@jimn1968]

I didn’t get that at all. I thought he sounded like the cats from where I grew up, around the Bridgeport neighborhood in Chicago.

[@kj7682]

@@jimn1968 definitely

[@EbonyJoneskuye]

@@mkind7765 Not.

[@mkind7765]

@@EbonyJoneskuye For you.

[@keymaster430]

"I didn't know whether to eat it or EAT it." Brilliant!

[@BobbyFett3994]

He sounds like Vince Vaughn. Dude funny as hell!!!💯🤣🤣🤣👍🏾

[@leroyrocket8818]

I love all women, every shape and color. Don’t limit yourself by race fellas, get out and taste the rainbow lol

[@olieantonetti7393]

I have had Asian, European and Caribbean. . . .the world is like a huge buffet; I just don't know which one I should eat!

[@Cutlass_Rudd]

My submarine has been all over the world, I've tasted the rainbow lol

[@Sam-oi1bb]

I'm only missing that Australian pussy and then I got all continents 😂

[@thejohn6614]

Including midgets?

[@olieantonetti7393]

@@thejohn6614 Hey, I'm equal opportunity!

[@donphoenixxfitness]

Good job, not all white comedians can pull off race based comedy like this. He's actually funny too

[@Gulag00]

Bill Burr can

[@TheStraightestWhitest]

''not all white comedians can pull off race based comedy like this.'' Yeah they can, they just get cancelled to Hell if they do.

[@donphoenixxfitness]

@@TheStraightestWhitest 😂😂

[@SP7000SP]

@@TheStraightestWhitest Your comment is retarded.

[@justinpettit3432]

@@Gulag00 Burr is great at it

[@Gullah_Geechee_Tarot]

"I love steak I dont know if I should eat this thing or eat this thing " becky yours look like salmon it ain't done cooking yet 💀💀💀😂😂🤣🤣😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣 breh I'm done... literally 😉😉

[@ashleycrystal9719]

Mine is nice and cooked lol.

[@patrickwert3718]

@@ashleycrystal9719 who knows? 🤣

[@ashleycrystal9719]

@@patrickwert3718 I know 😅

[@patrickwert3718]

@@ashleycrystal9719 means I might not find it out or? , damn 😅

[@ashleycrystal9719]

@@patrickwert3718 I am my own witness

[@jacob5171]

That steak reference was golden

[@changeoffocus1074]

Lmao “ You telling on yourself TANK” lol

[@CoutureThug]

I hope he means tank the musician, lol

[@ZENIGMATV]

A naked black woman is no laughing matter. God was showing off when he created such beauty.

[@ChocolateSundaes]

that part!

[@Theslasher213]

Calm the fuck down guy 🖐🏼

[@justinpettit3432]

Facts

[@tenitri5023]

Depends on the woman...doesn’t it?

[@rihannabrown3627]

@Chrystal Blue well i promise you that not all black women are obese. Especially black women outside of the US.

[@honeyisnatural5]

“ no I don’t want no applause cause you don’t know what she put me through“ 😂😂😂😂 I had to stop.

[@gofaonemotlogelwa4925]

"It look like steak" My instant reaction was, " well eat it up then" 😂😂😂 who don't love steak?

[@alannaje7454]

I love your steak 🥩 if you don’t mind hhhhhh 👉👸🏻🌹😂

[@gofaonemotlogelwa4925]

@@alannaje7454 🌚😂😂😂oh my

[@c.r.edmister5223]

The bit about the Magnum Condoms had me rolling 🤣

[@MrStaybrown]

🤣

[@AbbaZabbaOlyFrn]

I had to replay that bit so many times because I was laughing so hard. Holy shit that was funny

[@Bigheadedwon]

Funny but he was exaggerating a ton. I wear Magnums, they’re bigger but he making them out like they 3 times the size lol

[@c.r.edmister5223]

@@Bigheadedwon I watched an expose on marketing before and, condoms were one of the topics. Truth is, the Magnum condom is almost identical in size to a so called "regular" sized condom.

[@andresvelasco2767]

"They're probably co-workers." CLASSIC.

[@ruffrog]

From the way this guy stood, with his hood up I knew he had swag. Totally hilarious.

[@jyjjyc]

Black people accept you when you are yourself and don't pander, end of the story.

[@rosalynmcflaw7440]

I'm at a library trying to be quiet but when he said "Looks like steak" I lost it 🤭😂 I'm IN TEARS! 😂😂😂😂

[@Vinnygrahh]

wtf?

[@hooleyqueen]

I'm surprised you were not thrownout of the library. If anyone heard what you were watching you would have been. A library is a public space and not a place to offend people. Children go to libraries.

[@rosalynmcflaw7440]

@@hooleyqueen I was wearing headphones

[@fozgoth]

@@hooleyqueen Apparently you've never heard of headphones or earbuds. Christ almighty lol

[@OriginalOldSkoolFunk]

One of my white homies came to work the day after hooking up with a black honey for the first time. He kept saying...Bro, it's pink on the inside. We gave him hell asking him...what color did he think it was gonna be... In his defense, the contrast between the labia and the inside of a dark skinned black lady can be pretty alarming if you've never seen it. Sorta like a strawberry ice cream sandwich... Yummy though..😏

[@christophermckenna2839]

Id have clowned his ass too 😂😂

[@msgodiva1000]

😂😜

[@AbcXyz-zn5ep]

pink on the inside black on the outside and the white boy makes it Neopolitan

[@OriginalOldSkoolFunk]

@@AbcXyz-zn5ep That's right. I forgot that they actually make those...👍🏾

[@quincekreb6798]

🤣🤣

[@giggles2302]

He turns into an Asian guy, "O hohh!" LOL!

[@gottalovebri]

he said “Becky yours ain’t done yet” LMAO

[@alifinley9156]

That part about needing to correctly rewind dad’s porn VHS tapes was so true.

[@chrisw.6060]

These kids don't know the struggle.

[@shirin8609]

LOL omg this is so much funnier because you have your little clean-cut goody-two-shoes pic next to this comment! 😂😂😂

[@alifinley9156]

@@shirin8609 That's because I am a clean-cut goody-two-shoes guy... who was a horny teenager (like most guys my age) AND a closeted gay one at that (like very few guys my age). I would just be focusing on the hot guys in the films. Rewinding the tape back to the correct spot was really really important. The first thing I did when I turned 18 was go and get my own membership to a video store that had a gay section in the its adult section. The struggle was real.

[@Cutlass_Rudd]

man it sucked getting busted

[@Cutlass_Rudd]

@@alifinley9156 First porn VHS I bought was from the top shelf from one of those convenience stores that had all the porno mags and they also had tapes with them. I bought some crappy hustler porn that was made like a bad music video, it was the worst porn ever, all that after riding the bus to the other side of town and the humiliation of buying it.

[@riffraff9070]

Why is this guy standing against the wall like he's waiting for train to arrive.

[@LottoLogista]

It's a black people thing. 🤣

[@issacneutron8082]

I assumed he was baked... the hood on and shit... you know just trying to get comfortable...

[@sandyjaja1840]

😂😁😂

[@8thhousemoonrabbit205]

Lol is this the actual factual 'Got Em Mad' Riff Raff?- last thing I expected today, the internet is a small place

[@matsuwd-emethdaath4002]

He probably lived in NYC 😝

[@lawrencegenereux8567]

"You don't know what she put me through." You and me both.

[@jamilafever8110]

The "it looks like steak" took me out!!!! 😂😂😂

[@tenitri5023]

Had no idea Billy Joel was this funny.

[@jamilabrownie]

He was funny but this cracked me up more than anything he said

[@blackcakes83]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@anxhelaalushi9417]

I clicked on the video because I thought it was him!!

[@SuperStar-jr3nu]

🤣🤣🤣 🎶🎵 Honesty... 🎵🎶

[@deljean]

Damn😂

[@ellaarkin70]

He’s hilarious. I meant him & his wife in Atlanta. Wonderful people.

[@ericbattye9419]

It’s good that you meant him and not someone else. That would be misleading

[@purplehaze5817]

You, my friend, are a writer

[@ryangemellaro2856]

Random Person:That Is Not Me!!😂🤣

[@thomasinmoore1162]

@@ericbattye9419 😂😂😂😂

[@Imran0said]

Does he do stand up here? What local places should one go to?

[@Kevin-ui8cz]

First black woman I dated when I was 21 years old; I’m 32 and have only been with black women since.... Sorry white chicks, ya just don’t got it like that 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@gigisoglamorousipeeglitter7466]

Same goes for you and the rest of all white men. Ya just don’t got it like black men! 2 way street.👍

[@MsWill813]

I am devastated.

[@Mehki227]

All the white men I've dated, just don't like white women.

[@Mehki227]

@Ehnus Lover696 I said the ones *I* dated. No where did I say all.

[@RC-fe9py]

@Ehnus Lover696 as do 94 percent of all WM. Nothing wrong with loving and keeping your own going. Tigers stay with tigers for a reason. It's not hating on panthers to do so either. Nothing wrong with loving yourself, where you come from, and wanting to sustain it. 😉 Unfortunately for many of BW they hate themselves and couldn't care less about repeating anything close to resembling themselves ever again. Hence fake hair, fake eye, talk etc.

[@allishah9377]

This made me go and look at mine, and it does look like a steak lol😩😩😂😂😂🥰

[@jv-lk7bc]

you just won. no need to read any more interent today...

[@billyrobinson6815]

I mean you might need a second opinion id be happy to cook some steak for us and do a side by side comparison

[@dugeniadugeniadugeniadugen5266]

Damn girl...

[@TheUndertakerVII]

It's dope because he legitimately doesn't care and those people make great comics. Bill burr, dave, cat, etc people who don't care are the funniest.

[@Risingofthephoenix]

**kat** Don't forget George too!

[@kennyc9662]

@@Risingofthephoenix George who?

[@kennyc9662]

Big Jay Oakerson is holding it down too. RIP Patrice O'Neal

[@Risingofthephoenix]

@@kennyc9662 kzbin.info/www/bejne/fqqQpIl4rrp7p6c boy if you don't know who George is in the list of comedic legends then you haven't lived

[@kennyc9662]

@@Risingofthephoenix I don't need your link. Theres a trillion George's. A last name would have done it. Thanks for nothing 👌🏿

[@jeremybr2020]

It's pretty much a toss up between..... "How'd they meet??!!" and "I don't know if I should eat this thing or EAT this thing!" LMAO!!! That's awesome!!

[@rollsroyce2627]

Right 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TUXYtheguardian]

I've NEVER heard so much mixed reaction in a crowd before!

[@ImTheGibby]

Never heard of this dude before. He’s fucking hilarious

[@naniv]

Im a asian dude and he was right about how we react to steak

[@ChocolateSundaes]

😂😂😂

[@KurvaKing]

This guy is truly funny. Starts safely but as the laughter got on a roll so did his punchlines. I can’t wait to see/hear more.

[@Nana-nn7lt]

I didn't expect this.😂😂😂😂. He's on beast mode.

[@karmenjane1257]

Steak, chocolate covered strawberries, I done heard it all.