Whitney Cummings Can't Skate!! She's Got Jokes!! | EP 98 | Hawk vs Wolf

Whitney Cummings drops in for a laugh out loud funny episode. Some people may get roasted in this episode.
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[@Klepsterify]

When I heard of this podcast, I came for Tony and stayed for Jason. Great guests and great hosts.

[@phillipoliverholtz9226]

Polarising due, prolly the best out there as far as opposite compatibility.

[@Orcsmustcry]

You came for Tony?

[@clevermissfox]

It breaks my heart that Jason is going through it 💔try to focus on the positive stuff and the things you’re grateful for, instead of fixating on the fear and pain stuff. And reach out for help when you need it.

[@lordfordification]

I want Jason in the next Mad Max as an extra

[@clevermissfox]

@@lordfordification fux an extra, Tom hardy drinks the mothers milk and bends over with his hands on his knees and makes grunting sounds then he starts to straighten out and it’s Ellis who takes over the movie

[@GABEGRAPES]

@@lordfordification ya I can see him as one of the brides with huge milkers getting milked and held against his will.

[@davis311c]

What's going on with Jason?

[@howardb.6205]

shit changes you for sure

[@Choscura]

if whitney cummings ends up pegging jason ellis I'm voting for both for president.

[@enricomiceli8704]

Fuck yes

[@mattborg23]

Damn Jason, you’re legit killing for even if you weren’t going through what you are at the moment. The epitome of Strength. Most people couldn’t even fathom what it sounds like you’ve survived. You’re a living breathing walking testimony to young men.. keep Doubling Down. Far from your time to tap out mate.

[@FallLineCanoes]

Whitney gave us 3hrs of interview in under an hour and a half 😊

[@markf3940]

I feel like she was going to give me a panic attack and I have never had one in my whole life.

[@cdoug4923]

Yeah talking way too fast about herself. Let Tony talk.

[@cdoug4923]

I thought I talked fast. Jason was funny but that hurt my brain.

[@theramplocal]

Her interrupting everybody makes her a no watch for me

[@tlmiller301]

My $ is on adderall

[@DeviantSkateboards.]

I’m tired after this one……

[@jspaulding4106]

Thank god we let the language fly on this one! It would have been crippling without it. This was a great ride you guys. Just the right amount of chaos. Could have definitely let it run longer.

[@LatiNoble]

“Everybody’s trash; everybody’s beautiful.” We are beautiful trash. That is about as profound as it gets. This was such a therapeutic episode. What a wonderfully strange trio. I can’t wait to see what they produce together.

[@kevinobrien8158]

Such a fun listen, you guys rock! Thanks for making this show, brightens my day, you’re laughs are infectious. Wishing Jason all the best in this tough time❤

[@TechOutAdam]

"We can't say tranny. We can't make fun of Jada Pinkett Smith's gay scientology bald head." "Idk, I just don't think straight people act like that." "You never thought they were gay, Will and Jada?" This whole situation and convo here was incredible. Thank you Whitney. 👏Jason is so sassy and has an attitude problem and Whitney wasn't having it to cater to his opinions. lol!

[@oceanwoods]

Whitney is so trans phobic. Multiple times with the dis. Astounding Jason didn’t really call her out. At least Tony was visibly bummed.

[@azsiryoduh8563]

She tossed so many good zingers right over their heads.

[@kirktown2046]

Also, great talk in general, I haven't caught too many episodes but I like the balance Tony and Jason bring each-other. Whitney talks just like me and I've never used stimulants. Does she have slavic family or something? Because that's something many of us and other Europeans do, talk really fast and talk over each-other.

[@EvilSmonker]

Lmao I never thought about that, I’m Bulgarian and I do the same thing. I too enjoyed the banter unlike most of the comments it seems like.

[@UndeadArmy420]

yooo you should get a remaster for tony hawks American wasteland and tony hawks underground 1 & 2!!!

[@gradycooper7416]

that would be sickkkk

[@gabrielarmbruster1759]

Seems she’s super ignorant to a lot of stuff and likes to make blanket statements about it for shock value. You can’t go make a statement in the middle of a conversation saying “that’s not how a straight person acts” and then not elaborate on it and blame others for interrupting it in a bad way. It’s not people looking to be victims or woke it’s just that she doesn’t understand punching down isn’t funny especially when the joke itself is outdated or prejudice

[@Jay-wk9xj]

The ego is masserve.

[@Cody-xi8iy]

Yeah she didn’t even try to make it funny. I get if there was a punch line but it seemed like she was serious, which is why I get why Jason wanted her to elaborate. And Tony goes “She’s riffing”.

[@SuZySueSuzyQ]

Enjoying the content but def prefer ⏭playback speed of 0.75 to accommodate Whitney! Sent with love!❣

[@richardfoster7574]

Jason I’ve been on kratom 10+ years. I feel like I need to quit but I don’t want to get sick like coming off of hydrocodine. Thank you for talking about it and what you did to get off it.

[@jackthehumanofficial]

great ep. sending love jason keep that head up ❤

[@OmegaNineProfile]

Listening to her talk makes me think she is an even better comic than before. She can take that train of thought and put together a complaint hour where she speaks at a normal cadence. 😮❤

[@Jeremya74]

So her real name is cummingstien?

[@chemstreescreations]

The fact she thinks her audience needs to be buzzed off alcohol to enjoy her comedy is probably why I don't like her stuff 😂

[@Alex_MTG]

That would be a really weird reason lol

[@Mr.Plant1994]

It’s not she’s bad it’s just I’m into other things. Alcohol isn’t it.

[@spek-27]

Or she's just been doing live comedy for so long that she knows what type of vibe and what type of reactions she'll get from different audiences.

[@R.PMcMurphy]

Women are not funny

[@argyleandplaidful]

Whitney being anti-walkout but pro WGA strike is pretty weird she seems to have conflicting views on a lot

[@Alex_MTG]

Almost like a human person

[@lonewolfprogrammer8932]

Everything else I've seen with her she came off as the woke type that "hates all white men" and subscribes to every politically correct ideology, here she seemed like a rational critical thinker with common sense.. I'm confused as hell. Great episode tho!

[@Creeksmallmouth]

Conflicting views mean someone is not being genuine. What she says and what she thinks contradict eachother alot. She has a good history of it

[@nonprophet5235]

I turned this off the second the cancel culture shit started…. Why are comedians and rapist actors the only victims of it in the public eye?

[@spothra8862]

brilliant, this video needs to be re-edited with a running word counter over each persons head.

[@Time.Space.Heal.]

Not her again….

[@enochherron1445]

Keep rollin Jason🎉❤

[@EvilSmonker]

My favorite episode of the several episodes I’ve seen, I relapsed over the summer and stopped recently and the only advice i can give for getting over it is just keep very busy and try not to be alone much.

[@seansmith8937]

At one point, she made such uneducated comments with heavy racist undertones that were not jokes. Then I stuck it out cause Tony and Jason are that awesome.

[@jimmieb2607]

Currently going through kratom withdrawals. It's awesome to hear people talk about it. Nobody talks about the downside.

[@deadbeat-vc9kg]

With all due respect, it's a plant in the coffee family. You didn't think there would be a downside? You can't expect people to feel sorry for you for being stupid. If you do need sympathy, you can find it in the dictionary between shit and syphilis. 😆 Gonna whine about coffee withdrawals? 😭 Try getting clean from meth, pills, coke, booze and huffing cold turkey. Kook 🤪

[@thesinsofjcooper2328]

Hey, I've been on it for10 years. How bad is it?

[@jimmieb2607]

@@thesinsofjcooper2328 I was a heroin addict, and kratom had the same withdrawal.

[@deadbeat-vc9kg]

@@thesinsofjcooper2328 Jason Ellis went through it. Check out his description

[@pfang32]

@dead beat Jason said some take 6 months. His 4 days. His practice with withdrawal on every other drug may help his situation vs most.

[@thepohCv]

For the alg

[@leemp337]

beard is fire Jason. keep it.

[@gtorphins]

1000

[@markfitzurka9995]

Wow what a weird episode.

[@3DEditor]

1:20:57 @tonyhawk referencing 'Dude Where's my Car' movie scene at the drive thru. Classic movie. I'll use that same quote once in a while.

[@deadbeat-vc9kg]

And then...

[@dayphaser]

When ur ten sec. skipping thru ad reads and it lands on tony hawk saying "one stroke at a time"

[@915TX]

😂 maybe she should be a therapist. Or do some narratives in a show, movie, and music. The world needs these people.

[@candaceneese7624]

Whitney and Jason? I'm here for it!

[@andrewprobst846]

All his friends are fat or stoned was the best thing I have heard Jason Ellis say ever, that isn't a dis I love him that was just really good

[@jibiroo]

Yes sarcastica font get someone on that please!!! I refuse to put jk after an attempt at humor.

[@pfang32]

I just add 3 ellipsis after........or more....

[@kirktown2046]

Tony LEFT after Chris Rock was assaulted? What a legend, that's a man that stands up for what's right in the simplest way.

[@TekNoSolja]

being a skater my whole life and a fan of comedy, this brings all the things that make me happy into one room. also tony is the dopest to be in rooms with the these two and being genuinely himself and stayin in the convo makes me really happy.

[@GABEGRAPES]

Dear Tony hawk there’s a community that still plays the recent thps 1-2 game but it’s been almost a year that the online servers don’t work we’re just trying to play and we actually can’t . It’s been like 2 years the games out and it’s like you guys just gave up on it .

[@AwareWolfOnWheels]

I don't know how anyone finds this woman funny.

[@Richard.Yoplait]

no thanks

[@nastynoles7946]

The new intro is RAD! Such a good episode too. Whitney never fails to be great......and hot af 😂😅

[@codysmith7456]

Man, is it just me or has Jason lost some weight. Please take care of yourself brotha

[@915TX]

Thanks Tony and Jason for this podcast 🎉

[@MichaelSilverMedia]

Don’t collapse this 💩 Ellis is gold. Love the vibes.

[@schlitzy-1031]

Great episode guys. Whitney is fantastic.

[@KeyDyer]

Amazing episode guys and gal!

[@DdOutdoors.]

Wait?? Ellis and Katie are getting divorced ??

[@watsupwitdatpodcast]

Great episode! Hang in there Jason, we need you!

[@myalternatemeswordofthefor4928]

Good o'l Tony had some zingers on this one . Made me actually laugh out loud . # "Tony's Secret Skatepark tour" was the best skate vid ever.

[@brandimyhren6317]

He’s got a lot of love to give.

[@user-qt7ku6ks6h]

Whitney is babe status.

[@munnik_dnb]

Nice pod plz bring back bobby lee

[@pappihappi]

No

[@andrewprobst846]

Nothing like a completely unfunny person giving a lecture about the one thing she hasn't been able to wrap her head around, comedy

[@vladgruin]

Is she on something??

[@musicfeedsthewhole]

Bangher of an episode

[@leemp337]

it's 1h29 minutes long, posted 35 minutes ago and your post was 13 minutes ago. nice try bot.

[@musicfeedsthewhole]

@@leemp337 nerd

[@sourdonkeyjuice]

I see what you did there. 😅 Bangher

[@clevermissfox]

@@leemp337not everyone waits until the end of an ep to comment? Maybe it was a “bangher” 13 min in for them? Ill post comments like “my favorite episode to date” when I’m 15 min in.

[@WHDRWN]

@@clevermissfox gambler

[@robertmorrison2959]

she is unbearable

[@incredible5587]

last pod i watched with her made my brain cry!!! Flagrant!!

[@mattyrolph8429]

1:12:32 Re: Windy City Heat. Perry actually has his own KZbin Channel now and often goes live

[@BobWeaver3000]

comedy!

[@MrPsiman]

what happened to Tony's eyebrows ? He now looks like an old drag queen out of his makeup. Super creepy. I hope his health is okay. He looks unwell to me

[@claytenney732]

Windy City heat was a horrible thing to do to someone and it completely ruined that dudes life absolutely not a good thing to suggest after all this time later it’s very unknown and fucked up idk why she thinks it’s so iconic

[@JoshuaZuhone]

Was a great episode, Whitney Cummings is soooo Beautiful and a joy to listen to.

[@Jdsavoy917]

damn, one of the few comment sections that made me happy. all the love for jason is dope!

[@frasiersheppard1158]

The board behind tony is crooked and I can't stop looking at it

[@Absorbvids]

Why is she making up all these Straw Man arguments? She comes off like a snowflake.

[@AngelofDethMetal]

Love ya guys🤘🙏

[@rjrulz327]

Kratom is no joke guys it has its place for sure but the w/d is comparable to oxy. It is NOT a cup of coffee. Stay safe!

[@joshisajedi2461]

That’s bullshit

[@clevermissfox]

Does bupe work for kratom w/d?

[@joshisajedi2461]

@@clevermissfox I’ve never heard of anyone using that to treat Kratom withdrawals.

[@HankyDank]

If you take the recommended serving, there is no w/d. People take way too much. That's why they have w/d when they stop.

[@trackalex]

I have a huge crush on Whitney. ( swoon 😍)

[@comediccap]

Who doesn’t

[@bertusbob]

Are you blind and deaf?

[@Sleepy_Spaceman]

Creepa

[@gitarboi6760]

Line forms here I guess

[@H-Vox]

Has Whitney ever gone more than five seconds without talking?

[@JstPF-93]

Whiteny slooooww downn 😂😂

[@CyberFitzy]

Whit, has ADD with a hint of Aspie, I'm tippin because I completely relate to her overly paced conversing. Love ya Whitney!

[@915TX]

I understand her about being around alcoholics addicts and neglect

[@deadbeat-vc9kg]

I think reading commercial ads has improved Ellis's reading.

[@javierescudo8955]

It really bummed me out hearing Jason is getting divorced. 😢

[@TheSnowboardGuyBreezy]

Hawk and Wolf really have a talented

[@jaykrishnan6640]

I am Tony Hawk

[@scottgibeault1717]

Whitney is a walking red flag...leave her tied up at home.

[@thetruthmessenger6358]

Tony is so out of his element with Whitney....Ellis is waiting for the moment to sink his TEETH into her neck...........🤣

[@rmay69]

Tony are you coming to sacramento in june for the n-men premiere.

[@fumblegrinchthefoul1604]

revised episode title: Whitney Cummings Can't Skate

[@sandyhoy8936]

Whitney is like Jason's spirit wolf

[@mrdickens9450]

whitney shredding will is the best :)

[@DRS-GMErica]

Whitney's ultimate goal is to tell her life story on as many podcasts as possible

[@phillipoliverholtz9226]

With a bigger goal of finding a man who can put up with her meth mouth.

[@michellenicole86]

The version she wants you to know, at least. She always tries to hide her extremely privileged background.

[@moises4730]

Wow Whitney haters who would've thought lol

[@littlewigglemonster7691]

I thought it was to become thee Ultimate, Adderall Mannequin.

[@howardb.6205]

that shit is funny!

[@willf6856]

thats a rough looking 40 dam. maybe its the horrible plastic surgery idk....just looks rough.....

[@rustypotatos]

Epic epiccccccccc do it again

[@munnik_dnb]

Always interesting hearing females say they cant talk because, “ Christina P” from YMH can talk for hours and theres tons of guys who are all in.

[@carlosdeaquino6725]

Lets go!

[@xIIxGOBLINxIIx]

I saw Tony Hawk on an episode of ryans mystery playdate when my daughter was watching it the other day. Im like hold the FUCK up! Legend \m/

[@Nick-ih5em]

I agree with J. She is hot AF

[@k1wiwo1f]

Second

[@jarrodlespreance8518]

Whitney, yo, advocate for saying Sorry less often, especially apologizing for shit other people are opinionated and hypocritical or naive in general about. It only occurred to me at the end. Never apologize for someone else's opinion being wrong or thrown like an Apache Atlatl.

[@jogem1038]

D'ya get tired 😂 lmao, seriously, did they speed that up around the 57 minute mark, she must breathe through her ears or something, wow, that made Ben Shapiro sound slow.

[@josiahamaze]

Fubu was fire Jason

[@josiahamaze]

12:41 Damn this is one of the most important statements in comedy right now. The WHOLE industry needs to heed this advice.

[@evan242503]

She should try and drop in on Tony's ramp. That would be the first time she'd ever made me laugh.

[@oceanwoods]

Take a breath!