Whitney Cummings Explains How to Stop Creepy Guys | Stand Up

[@ar800]

Yes, and whatever you do, don't wear ele-pants.

[@HeatherEvans-p1i]

Whitney is a stud I dig her !!!

[@antelope6826]

The in my league joke is 😂😂

[@MrMrbrianbechtel]

Who else remembers 2016?

[@betamasego]

You once said you broke up with a guy because he had "tiny wrists". Well I have the tiniest wrists and probably developed an unhealthy obsession with you. It was when I realized this that I started fading away. Which reminds me, where's Benton, as I was out of the loop around that time? I was hooked after taking a heroic dose of mushrooms and comforting my trip to an episode of your podcast. The sound of your voice portrayed what seemed to be a feline-human hybrid.

[@xCLIPxGODx]

Hmmm 🤔

[@rigelb9025]

Ok. You're one of those pay-pig subs, aren't you. A shameful thing, really.

[@somebodyoncetoldme1704]

Comedians pretending to have day jobs

[@LeahBreHappy]

Maybe she's talking about a day job she used to have?

[@thepleblian2079]

@@LeahBreHappywhich one was that?

[@antelope6826]

Whitney has definitely had day jobs in the past, it’s not like comedy pays tons of money when you’re starting out (which takes years)

[@LeahBreHappy]

@@thepleblian2079 I don't know, I don't know anything about her employment history lol do you?

[@thepleblian2079]

@@antelope6826 You didn’t answer the question. Her joke would have been funnier if she had this vast experience in the work force, she doesn’t. Bill bur did the same thing when saying being a fighter pilot is more dangerous than somebody who serves on the flight deck of a carrier when it’s one the most dangerous jobs in the Navy. They’re funnier when they know what the f^ck they’re talking about.

[@Goshdarnnitt]

Why does she post old videos

[@Toefuy]

Why do we still use hammers

[@RS-uo2nd]

Just stopped by to ask you to stop going on kill Tony; I love that show and listening to you is like listening to Hillary Clinton. I’ve never heard anyone else enjoying you on there, so just let him use someone else as a DEI pick next time please. Thanks! Love, Rob.

[@donniehowattzer2759]

why is her jokes only about dating and interacting with men? does she not have anything about just her interactions with the world without men.

[@djrandyp9226]

@@donniehowattzer2759 easy. her dad never paid attention to her.

[@EricLofsten]

😂

[@djrandyp9226]

She’s literally dating an abusive creep…

[@rigelb9025]

Of course she is. It will give her ample material to work with when comes time to write her next special.

[@robbiegailh.2076]

You know this from her podcast? Who is it?