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In her new special, Taylor Tomlinson jokes about the differences between trying to date women and trying to date men. Taylor Tomlinson: Have It All streaming NOW only on Netflix.
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@toddkes5890
@toddkes5890 3 ай бұрын
If you are bisexual and are not dating someone, that just means you are on stand-bi
@wumbothewombat1280
@wumbothewombat1280 3 ай бұрын
*ba-dum tsss* 🥁
@ncwordman
@ncwordman 3 ай бұрын
Good one! Love it.
@WillowRoseEclipse
@WillowRoseEclipse 3 ай бұрын
👏👏👏
@zannahmerrill3620
@zannahmerrill3620 3 ай бұрын
hollaaaaa
@alexelion7084
@alexelion7084 3 ай бұрын
Well and I thought I was just bi myself
@PurpleBox89
@PurpleBox89 3 ай бұрын
Brick in the window vs delicately skipping a stone across a pond. Wow is that too accurate.
@Victoria-_
@Victoria-_ 3 ай бұрын
Ik 😭
@CathrineAnnWolfe
@CathrineAnnWolfe 3 ай бұрын
For real
@likearollingstone007
@likearollingstone007 3 ай бұрын
Easy humor
@avataraarow
@avataraarow 3 ай бұрын
Yeah as a straight dude I related to that too hard, I’ve been hit on by gay men and it really just seems like all I gotta do is say “nice shirt” and they’re like “yeah let’s bang,” whereas just getting a date with a woman feels like I have to be intentional with every word or she’ll be like “guess it’s not him”
@ReezeGoingSenseless
@ReezeGoingSenseless 3 ай бұрын
Too subtle for most guys.Brick in the head, frankly."You! Me Like! Sex?"
@just-trying-my-best-everyday
@just-trying-my-best-everyday 3 ай бұрын
Her Elvis moves when she said "I'm the fastest boy alive" are EVERYTHING
@ilovtheend
@ilovtheend 3 ай бұрын
I thought John Travolta in SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER
@ncwordman
@ncwordman 3 ай бұрын
@@ilovtheend Agreed. But I think it's a little Travolta, little Elvis, and a lot of Taylor. :)
@MalloryNewcomb
@MalloryNewcomb 3 ай бұрын
A little more John Travolta but I watched til that part cuz I love a good Elvis nod
@thaddeuscramer2312
@thaddeuscramer2312 3 ай бұрын
She literally becomes this emoji irl 🕺
@47imagine
@47imagine 2 ай бұрын
Um no
@dotdotdot...176
@dotdotdot...176 3 ай бұрын
"When a woman rejects me I'm like 'she probably knows what she's talking about'." Too real 😭😂
@Plottoberry
@Plottoberry 2 ай бұрын
Omg yes
@RokkitGrrl
@RokkitGrrl 2 ай бұрын
FACTS.
@nathanwood4762
@nathanwood4762 2 ай бұрын
That's my reaction too. Before rejection, I think "Maybe she's the right woman for me," and after rejection, straight back to "but I'm not even right for myself. It's a good thing she knew that I don't have what it takes."
@botanicalitus4194
@botanicalitus4194 2 ай бұрын
@@nathanwood4762aww no be kinder to yourseIf, it just wasnt meant to be
@earthbind83
@earthbind83 2 ай бұрын
And the thing she's probably talking about is her own hypergamy, entitlement and/or choice paralysis due to her having a gigantic roster.
@layer_drawz496
@layer_drawz496 3 ай бұрын
Her comparing playing a piano to playing a clarinet had me. It’s the most genius take to me as I’m also trying to find out if I swing both ways😂😂
@rickrussell
@rickrussell 3 ай бұрын
It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing
@Nimrod85
@Nimrod85 3 ай бұрын
She is amazing with analogies among other things
@Victoria-_
@Victoria-_ 3 ай бұрын
EXACTLY
@rightcliquegod7653
@rightcliquegod7653 3 ай бұрын
How do you go about finding shit like that honestly? It's either u got it or you dont. I have been attracted to who I am attracted since puberty and it didn't take any exploring to find out. On the streets, bom boner. Movies, boner. School, boner. Funeral, boner. Nurse, boner. It's biologically driven you dont have to force it,
@brianpotter2812
@brianpotter2812 3 ай бұрын
Only way to find out is to go to band camp and try out all the instruments
@mc76
@mc76 3 ай бұрын
My brother is trans, my sisters are gay, and I am exploring bisexuality. Yeah, that ultra-religious upbringing really worked, didn't it?
@akherousia
@akherousia 3 ай бұрын
Probably worked the opposite way 😂
@Oniphire
@Oniphire 3 ай бұрын
I so badly want her parents to read this comment
@KxNOxUTA
@KxNOxUTA 3 ай бұрын
It did. They broke the rules of "love thy neighbour...." so they got sent some embodies "opportunities to finally get that blasted learning experience right" amids themselves :'D Somehow their "god" is not so smart and constantly forgets they're too low in social intelligence to learn that way. They need the re-incarnation route and some own experience. Urgently. Lovely that you and your sibling have each other. A least I hope? And sorry for the mess you were born into.
@sinceslicedbread7422
@sinceslicedbread7422 3 ай бұрын
It was my first thought too.
@falseprofit9801
@falseprofit9801 3 ай бұрын
I’m still giggling over “don’t bite the jazz-hand that feeds you” from ages ago 😂 (Her dad was a show choir director)
@Fabonj
@Fabonj 3 ай бұрын
From the way Taylor's material has changed over the course of her 3 Netflix specials, you can tell that she either knows her dad doesn't follow her work, or she no longer cares if he follows it. I say good for her!
@BiochemEnthusiast
@BiochemEnthusiast 3 ай бұрын
I believe she doesn't speak to him anymore. I saw her live and I remember her saying that
@falseprofit9801
@falseprofit9801 3 ай бұрын
She made a youtube short alluding to it as well. “If he wanted to he would… but, like, it’s your dad. 😬”
@ironshoes1720
@ironshoes1720 3 ай бұрын
Keep in mind that at some point, as she creates new material for new shows, the Taylor character develops a life of her own, different from the Taylor real-life person. The former becomes a puppet for the latter, enabling her to touch any topic she wants. 🙂
@q7winq7
@q7winq7 3 ай бұрын
@@ironshoes1720 - - Good answer. I was starting to lose faith that commenters are a stupid lot.
@colbybabcock5462
@colbybabcock5462 2 ай бұрын
All her siblings are lgbt? What are the odds?
@wumbothewombat1280
@wumbothewombat1280 3 ай бұрын
Taylor’s officially in her chaotic bisexual era and I’m here for it
@allnamesaretakenful
@allnamesaretakenful 3 ай бұрын
Big Goblin Energy
@mprice6683
@mprice6683 3 ай бұрын
I can't wait until next year's Netflix special when she talks about the time she tried to convince herself she was bisexual.
@emptyheart09
@emptyheart09 3 ай бұрын
​@@mprice6683it must be really hard on you to think that a woman attracted to another woman is a thing. Mind blown
@senister14
@senister14 3 ай бұрын
Guess she's seen and done it all, I mean she was married before.
@annjames1837
@annjames1837 3 ай бұрын
I wonder when she'll be in her eternity Era. Soon
@Judo593
@Judo593 3 ай бұрын
“ I already know how to play the clarinet. It is not my passion, but I have the respect of my peers.” Not gonna lie. It took me a solid minute before I got that joke then I couldn’t stop laughing. 😂
@namastezen3300
@namastezen3300 3 ай бұрын
Thank you
@Miadaskate
@Miadaskate 3 ай бұрын
I don’t get it.
@JR-lf7ns
@JR-lf7ns 3 ай бұрын
​@@MiadaskateI think the implication is that the clarinet represents a penis.
@namastezen3300
@namastezen3300 3 ай бұрын
@@Miadaskate KZbin guidelines prevent me from explaining it to you in easy to understand terms.
@pacodance29
@pacodance29 3 ай бұрын
I got that one right away, but that's probably b/c i'm bi
@nhart4325
@nhart4325 3 ай бұрын
I am now using "I identify as AFRAID" because fucking SAME!
@lucilaynecosta
@lucilaynecosta 3 ай бұрын
lpllll 😮😢
@lucilaynecosta
@lucilaynecosta 3 ай бұрын
lpllll 😮😢😮
@sevans8784
@sevans8784 2 ай бұрын
S A M E
@transplantman2287
@transplantman2287 2 ай бұрын
"I don't have time to sit down and learn new fingerings" was an AMAZING line.
@naomisabel541
@naomisabel541 3 ай бұрын
I thought she couldn't get more relatable
@kalevala29
@kalevala29 3 ай бұрын
I've always liked her, but I think she's getting kind of scary.
@Nel-ej3gh
@Nel-ej3gh 3 ай бұрын
@@kalevala29why?😂 i knew she was too cool to be straight, honestly. Nothing against straight people but bi and gay people are just built differently. There’s just that something..🫱🏻✨ straight ppl don’t have.
@sophias.8323
@sophias.8323 3 ай бұрын
@@kalevala29wdym lol?
@_TiredMotherfucker_
@_TiredMotherfucker_ 3 ай бұрын
@@sophias.8323 Bc of how relatable she is (I think)
@brunoparga
@brunoparga 3 ай бұрын
@@sophias.8323 maybe this parson is scared of Taylor becoming TOO relatable. She'll engulf the world in a flood of relatability (and excellent wardrobe choices).
@ncwordman
@ncwordman 3 ай бұрын
I especially love the part about "brick through the window" vs. "skipping a stone across a lake."
@JETZcorp
@JETZcorp 3 ай бұрын
Getting a man's attention is super easy. Getting us to stay and commit is not. There's a big gap between a sleeper and a keeper. For a long-term commitment, we want to be sure that she's not going to cheat, not going to make allegations, not going to put the dog in the oven, etc and we're looking for the papers to prove it. Had a hoe phase? Probably not a phase - sleeper. Last bf was emotionally distant? I can't read minds either - sleeper. Alot of women get messed up by this. If a man sleeps with her, it doesn't really mean that he is her level of pull. It just means he didn't have anything better to do for that 7-minute window. There's a lot of time in the day, so the top guys are busy. Her level, where a guy will gladly commit to her and ignore the others, might be a good 3 points lower. But who wants that loser? So she'll keep trying at the high level, wondering why men cheat so much. The brick was a trap.
@ilikebread757
@ilikebread757 3 ай бұрын
"yeah, you can play piano ... if you wanna go to fucking hell" literally me lmao
@johndoe-rq1pu
@johndoe-rq1pu 2 ай бұрын
My biggest fear is that I am bad at playing the piano but no one will tell me because they’re just glad someone showed up to recital.
@MsDianagentaToYou
@MsDianagentaToYou 2 ай бұрын
Yep. I fear the polite applause
@alinevennemann1904
@alinevennemann1904 27 күн бұрын
Gotta find those honest persons.
@gossamersound
@gossamersound 27 күн бұрын
This is most days of being a parent.
@xcazuAllyx
@xcazuAllyx 3 ай бұрын
As a woman in her mid 30s who grew up catholic and was basically told there was only “one option,” I feel this clip so strongly. I finally feel like it’s ok to find/accept my true self, and figure out what sexuality suits me best - all my personal hang ups and anxieties included! Lol.
@annjames1837
@annjames1837 3 ай бұрын
Std coming at ya
@_TiredMotherfucker_
@_TiredMotherfucker_ 3 ай бұрын
You can catch std regardless of what gender you are. If you think her having sex with a woman causes an std then wash your pussy. Edit: Sorry, I just realised you’re a man. If you think her having sex causes an std, you can get tf away from women
@StimParavane
@StimParavane 3 ай бұрын
God does not want people to practice homosexuality.
@strawberryfox8819
@strawberryfox8819 3 ай бұрын
​@@annjames1837 Contraception: I'm not even here, I'm a hallucination
@Merilirem
@Merilirem 2 ай бұрын
@@annjames1837 I guess no one can have sex ever then.
@malkazzz
@malkazzz 2 ай бұрын
The "not being bad at something as an adult" hit real hard. Felt good to have someone else say it LOL
@earthbind83
@earthbind83 2 ай бұрын
While I understand that feeling, I gotta say it's part of growing up to deal with that fear and just go ahead and try something new if it interests you. For activities like learning a new instrument or learning a new sport or whatever, teacher or club owners and the like are literally always desperate for new members, so they know well that they absolutely have to be encouraging or else you're gonna take your money elsewhere.
@malkazzz
@malkazzz 2 ай бұрын
@@earthbind83 Accepting that you don't know something and humbling yourself to be taught is something i struggle with all the time lol
@earthbind83
@earthbind83 2 ай бұрын
@@malkazzz Then maybe ask yourself where that comes from, then logically speaking it would be unnatural to just know everything. Maybe some bullies used shaming language on you a long time ago or something like that. I myself remember that asking about anything was always risky because the person might answer along the lines of "Whaaaat? You don't know that? Looool" which is why I don't socialize much and just research stuff on the internet (any maybe ask in forums where idiots like that just get banned).
@Shamaroth
@Shamaroth 3 ай бұрын
Ngl, saw this and thought "wait there's a tiny, infinitesmal chance!?", then remembered the chocolate-covered raisin joke from Look At You and calmed down again
@mhawang8204
@mhawang8204 3 ай бұрын
Are you the raisin or the chocolate?
@Shamaroth
@Shamaroth 3 ай бұрын
@@mhawang8204 100% the raisin that was left on the counter for a week
@-chenlanying5818
@-chenlanying5818 3 ай бұрын
What did your og comment mean ? ​@@Shamaroth
@Shamaroth
@Shamaroth 3 ай бұрын
@@-chenlanying5818 I am a lady that likes other ladies, so I got excited when she said she might also like other ladies, until I remembered how much prettier and talented and younger she is than me. It was but a lesbian mirage.
@emptyheart09
@emptyheart09 3 ай бұрын
​​@@ShamarothI feel you. I'm bi and then remembered I don't have a chance either 😊
@theravyneffect3610
@theravyneffect3610 2 ай бұрын
"I identify as afraid." The most true thing ever said.
@convergency1068
@convergency1068 3 ай бұрын
oh my god as a pan woman who plays both piano and clarinet i'm wheezing
@stashiarobbins2058
@stashiarobbins2058 3 ай бұрын
Wow this joke was catered to you specifically lol
@jenniferr-f3157
@jenniferr-f3157 2 ай бұрын
You must have had progressive parents. 😁
@amidar6634
@amidar6634 2 ай бұрын
as a pan woman i second that, but in a "still searching for a piano teacher bc god damn there are no teachers in my neighborhood" way lol
@Danka42
@Danka42 3 ай бұрын
Well, when I was a girl, we were told you either want to play the piano _or_ the clarinet. And either is ok, but if you think you want to play both, it's just a phase until you admit to yourself you actually just want to play the piano. And since I knew I liked clarinets, I never gave it a second thought until I watched Legend of Korra at 26 and started absolutely drooling over Kuvira 😅
@readmachine18
@readmachine18 3 ай бұрын
The biphobia is/was SO real 😅
@Danka42
@Danka42 3 ай бұрын
@@readmachine18 Is. Very much is.
@tomrogue13
@tomrogue13 3 ай бұрын
Yeah just pick one! That probably lead me to not figure out I was bi until my mid 20s. Like, that can be a thing?
@Danka42
@Danka42 3 ай бұрын
@@tomrogue13 Especially since most bi people aren't "50/50", so to speak. I've only ever been in love with a woman _once,_ and only been sexually attracted to a handful more. I haven't even come out to my parents until recently, not because they wouldn't accept me, but simply because I thought - Your assumptions about me are about 85% right anyway, so why bother. Nothing actually changes, I'm just twice the virgin you thought I was 😅
@_TiredMotherfucker_
@_TiredMotherfucker_ 3 ай бұрын
It’s so annoying bc no matter who you are they always assume you like men. Ur a bi guy? Ur gay no questions. Ur a bi girl? Nah you like men u just want attention
@katelystt
@katelystt 3 ай бұрын
As a bi woman dating profiles of women and men are so different. Most women will have their profile fully filled out like you know their hobbies, job, study, kinds of food they like before you even start chatting. Men have one or two things filled out: "Man, likes sports" And then a picture with an alcoholic drink or a half-naked picture if they work out.
@KittRembo
@KittRembo 3 ай бұрын
As a pan man…welp I’m definitely a queer woman kind of profile then haha. I just have to let them know everything I’m into!
@katelystt
@katelystt 3 ай бұрын
@@KittRembo I'm of course talking from my own experience. It's just always nice to see a filled out profile :D
@akherousia
@akherousia 3 ай бұрын
Yes, there is also usually a pic of him snowboarding. And in most or all of his pics he's gonna have his sunglasses on.
@strange0130
@strange0130 3 ай бұрын
@@KittRembo your a queer man it's different. Straight men specifically treat their profiles like their apartment. Two things that's all they need And then everyone else is like "I'm gonna add a table so my TV isn't on the floor" yknow?
@kalevala29
@kalevala29 3 ай бұрын
Gay men seldom give you many details but it depends on the site wink wink. I've never tried dating apps .
@MrMegaGamerMan
@MrMegaGamerMan 3 ай бұрын
Playing piano IS impressive 😏
@ncwordman
@ncwordman 3 ай бұрын
Especially to the piano. :)
@MrMegaGamerMan
@MrMegaGamerMan 2 ай бұрын
Tickle that "ivory"
@MrMegaGamerMan
@MrMegaGamerMan 2 ай бұрын
Tickle that "ivory" 😉
@kevstubeification
@kevstubeification 3 ай бұрын
So wait, she has a trans brother and gay sisters? Taylor’s really spilling the tea now….
@jc3m
@jc3m 3 ай бұрын
I have so many questions about what has happened between the joke about her dad hating gay people but teaching show choir ("those sparkly teens put food on our table") and now.
@falseprofit9801
@falseprofit9801 3 ай бұрын
@@jc3msearch taylor tomlinson they them for one of her funniest bits of all time (if you haven’t seen it)
@q7winq7
@q7winq7 3 ай бұрын
She is telling jokes. It's not her personal history.
@epistte
@epistte 3 ай бұрын
@@q7winq7 I think it is her story. I've always suspected she was bi or lesbian.
@davidbusen545
@davidbusen545 2 ай бұрын
It seems as though a lot of female comedians are gay or bi because they see the absurdity of a lot of social mores​@@epistte
@nakamakai5553
@nakamakai5553 3 ай бұрын
Taylor just keeps getting better and better. We are in for quite a ride watching the next phases of her career develop and flourish.
@cyrinaprospere72
@cyrinaprospere72 3 ай бұрын
This girl can be funny and depressing at the same time but I am here for it 😂
@EmeraldAshesAudio
@EmeraldAshesAudio 3 ай бұрын
I have a terrible track record of finding out every comedian, musician, and other entertainer I like is gay. And now my favorite stand-up comic is bi because of course she is. And as a late-bloomer lesbian who's dated both fields? She is so fucking right.
@kylejohnson6775
@kylejohnson6775 3 ай бұрын
Yeah isn't it kind of funny how often we're the last one to notice we're queer? I was the only straight person in my circle of friends, so I thought. Nope, bi. Went to a rave and immediately got hit on by men. Guys have a fair share of problems but Jesus fuck is so much easier to get past the initial stage
@mhawang8204
@mhawang8204 3 ай бұрын
We do tend to gravitate towards one another. 😉
@136jab
@136jab 3 ай бұрын
I strongly suspected she was queer after some of the jokes in her last two specials. The way she talked about her boyfriends and men in general seemed like she didn't actually like them, but she hadn't fully considered the alternatives. There was a joke in a previous special that went along the lines of "I don't know why I like, men but I do" while complaining about them. If she is bi, then good for her for accepting it, if this is a stepping stone then good for her for taking the first step. But also, who in the younger generations isn't at least a little bit queer, the rate in my family across all my first cousins (on both sides) is about 1/2. There are 12 of us, I am a gay trans woman (well, definitely trans, let's see what the hormones do to my attraction), two of my female cousins regularly date women, I have a cousin who I can practically guarantee is aro/ace, I have another cousin who is genderqueer, I have a male cousin who doesn't seem to be interested in relationships even though I haven't heard him put a label on it. And I think one or two other cousins might be some kind of queer. We range in age from teens to mid 30's
@mhawang8204
@mhawang8204 3 ай бұрын
@@136jab Honestly I’ve heard so many straight women talking about their relationships and it sounds like many of them don’t like men, either. “Are the straights okay?” is a real concern.
@ashleighelizabeth5916
@ashleighelizabeth5916 3 ай бұрын
@@136jab I only have two first cousins and one sister and two of us turned out to be gay despite growing up in the most rural environment of the south you could possibly imagine. I'm in my early 50s and my cousin is in his 30s. He came out of the closet right after college I wouldn't manage to make that jump until I was in my late 30s. I think the numbers are fuck load higher than anybody realizes but way too many people have been repressed in their sexuality and GID.
@guywoznicki7847
@guywoznicki7847 3 ай бұрын
I can relate to the fear of going down there as I tried and tried to get the girls to their happy place. I asked for advice from them, other women, and men but nothing helped. Thankfully there are gals making educational KZbin videos. Apparently you need foreplay for the foreplay and a healthy degree of teasing works wonders!❤
@Dsonsee
@Dsonsee 2 ай бұрын
Which would you recommend? I've been told by my romantic partners that they feel like dating a woman when they're with me, so I'd like to learn what works for women. Maybe it will work for me 😄
@guywoznicki7847
@guywoznicki7847 2 ай бұрын
@@Dsonsee try videos by Caitlin V or Marnie the Wing Girl. Both have Oral vids but Caitlin’s is better.
@user-nm5xc3ms3i
@user-nm5xc3ms3i 3 ай бұрын
I love her jokes the ponytail is great too
@francescakyanda9182
@francescakyanda9182 3 ай бұрын
all of this is so deeply relatable, the clarinet joke took me out
@0xCAFEF00D
@0xCAFEF00D 2 ай бұрын
2:30 The entire line up to this point is just so good.
@eunomiac
@eunomiac 3 ай бұрын
Easily my favourite female comedian, she's so consistently hilarious
@applepatronum4934
@applepatronum4934 3 ай бұрын
Wow she unleashed a new level of jokes
@shadhiyiikeremm4649
@shadhiyiikeremm4649 3 ай бұрын
Lol, Taylor was never straight, whether she knew it or not. I'm actually proud of her for finally being comfortable enough in her skin to joke about it. Much love, from down in South Africa 🇿🇦 ❤️ ♥️ ❤
@StimParavane
@StimParavane 3 ай бұрын
God does not want people to practice homosexuality.
@Magicalfluidprocess
@Magicalfluidprocess 3 ай бұрын
What a talent 👍 Iv said this before but this girl is the complete comedy package , she is so good she could be British
@ryaneaston3487
@ryaneaston3487 2 ай бұрын
2:18 I almost spit out the gulp of water I just took. XDD
@natalka1122
@natalka1122 2 ай бұрын
Yeah, the best part of it
@skyglitter8111
@skyglitter8111 3 ай бұрын
I've been watching Taylor for a long time and always thought she is more for women sexually 🎉 my brother is gay and so is my niece and my daughter. I could just sense it. Taylor is an Amazing entertainer and brilliant comedian. Just adore her. Sexual preferences have never been an issue with me. My brother is 62 years old and can finally be almost completely comfortable with his life. People are way too judgemental. Love you Taylor Tomlinson 🦋
@dahn57
@dahn57 3 ай бұрын
LMAO I love this woman, she's hysterically funny
@Birthguide
@Birthguide 3 ай бұрын
The not wanting to be bad at it is too real. Absolutely paralyzing.
@fairygrrl45
@fairygrrl45 2 ай бұрын
TRULY. Women are terrifying. They’re so pretty and smart and funny. And I don’t want to fuck it up! 🫣
@tdbhmusic
@tdbhmusic 2 ай бұрын
DO IT SCARED
@liesbethverlaeckt8083
@liesbethverlaeckt8083 3 ай бұрын
So, SO relatable 😂
@makotonikaidoh7993
@makotonikaidoh7993 3 ай бұрын
Clarinet versus piano is genius.
@Fizzypopization
@Fizzypopization 2 ай бұрын
I used to feel this way, but once you get going you found out you do know how to do it. You just didn't think you did. Then it all gets way easier and before you know it you are left wondering if you ever liked men or was just afraid.
@Internatube
@Internatube 2 ай бұрын
"You can play piano as a girl...if you wanna go to FUCKING HELL". Oh my god, I love this comedian so much
@Artemis-A24
@Artemis-A24 2 ай бұрын
The only group of people who think women are easy to date are heterosexual women. Every other group either disagrees or isn't into women
@FirstnameLastnames
@FirstnameLastnames 26 күн бұрын
Omfg 😂 so true
@Sewblon
@Sewblon 3 ай бұрын
I had multiple women who I never hit on because I was afraid of failing, and it wasn't because I didn't find them attractive. So being afraid of failing doesn't mean that you are not into girls. If anything, it means you are more likely to be into girls. I was not afraid of failing with guys.
@yellowcatmonkey
@yellowcatmonkey 3 ай бұрын
i wish i had a chance to date someone like Taylor 😸💖
@sophiab5260
@sophiab5260 2 ай бұрын
As a bi-curious who only tried to talk to women on tinder, I get exactly what she means 😂
@JugheadJones03
@JugheadJones03 3 күн бұрын
02:28 "I should have started at twelve, I'll never catch up!" I feel yah girl your not alone thinking like that.
@dnice374
@dnice374 3 ай бұрын
Good to see her hitting her stride. One of the funniest routines I've seen from her yet.
@C.S.Argudo
@C.S.Argudo 2 ай бұрын
Lmfao the piano bit would have hit hard af with the guitar instead but my god im laughing so fkn hard
@MotorCityPhoenix313
@MotorCityPhoenix313 3 ай бұрын
Her delivery continues to get better. Great set.
@pink_parade2900
@pink_parade2900 3 ай бұрын
I absolutely love the spin on the brick throw.
@pinklemon6678
@pinklemon6678 3 ай бұрын
She is absolutely brilliant
@lincymoonen228
@lincymoonen228 3 ай бұрын
I identify as afraid 😂😂😂
@mhawang8204
@mhawang8204 2 ай бұрын
Most relatable joke 😂
@136jab
@136jab 3 ай бұрын
Honestly, been wondering if she is queer since her first special, and definitely since her second. Good for her trying to figure it out.
@QueBeraBera
@QueBeraBera 18 күн бұрын
She.is.AMAZING!! I CAN'T BREATHE 😂
@herzallerliebst
@herzallerliebst 2 ай бұрын
Normally listening to female comedians trying to make jokes about sexuality I am repulsed, because the lack finesse. But Taylor indeed makes it work. My favourite of hers still is the bridal deep talk to her groom shortly before the church altar.
@randomfemal
@randomfemal 2 ай бұрын
My gf did it better than my exes her first time ever going down, than they did during their entire relationship 😂
@klaizloveswoofs
@klaizloveswoofs 2 ай бұрын
“And I identify as afraid” That’s too accurate 😭😭😭
@ik1768
@ik1768 2 ай бұрын
omg taylor!!! she is like effortlessly funny
@AlexLee-dc2vb
@AlexLee-dc2vb 3 ай бұрын
the way she does the Nicholas Cage eyes at the end is killing me
@TheTibetyak
@TheTibetyak 3 ай бұрын
Which instrument should I choose for the band? Parents: Whatever you can carry easily on the school bus without losing it.
@TheGMAT16
@TheGMAT16 5 күн бұрын
I love this era for her👏 and for us to, the jokes if she breaks up with a girl are going to be golddd
@DaxVerus
@DaxVerus 3 ай бұрын
Taylor just became my favorite comedian. This is how you do queer jokes, well done
@jaebee1121
@jaebee1121 3 ай бұрын
I can't wait until Taylor figures out you actually don't have to play an instrument at all. You can opt out of that, too.
@Beebz29
@Beebz29 3 ай бұрын
But playing an instrument is reeeaallly fun
@ncwordman
@ncwordman 3 ай бұрын
@@Beebz29 Except when the band kicks you out. That's a bummer. :)
@yellowcatmonkey
@yellowcatmonkey 3 ай бұрын
yeah ikr i would be happy to just give instead of receiving 😸i can happily finish w/a hand in a sec after such a snack 😸🙈
@readmachine18
@readmachine18 3 ай бұрын
I mean, she watched euphoria, so I'm assuming she DOES know now 😜😂😂 (I haven't seen it, but I know they have an ace, maybe aroace, character and they explain what that means and that they're not broken)
@jaebee1121
@jaebee1121 3 ай бұрын
@@readmachine18 I haven't seen it either; all I knew about before now was it's Zendaya plus lots of sex and drugs and maybe involves suicidal ideation.
@marcalvarez4890
@marcalvarez4890 3 ай бұрын
She is exactly as good as she seemed the first time i watched her. Brilliant.
@emptyheart09
@emptyheart09 2 ай бұрын
This special is my favorite thing to watch lately and I love every bit of it. I'm bi as well and but not yet there in my bisexual chaotic era just like Taylor is having now. She is living on both of our behalf for the ultimate girlie girl. What a surprise she is one of us as well. ❤
@davemaki4888
@davemaki4888 2 ай бұрын
David Letterman had Liberace on during 'Harmon Killebrew Night', and it was fascinating to watch a burly athlete interacting with the bejeweled singer. Killebrew was so respectful, and vice versa. My point is something is lost when we use language to communicate. Taylor is awesome.
@strawberryfox8819
@strawberryfox8819 3 ай бұрын
What I love about looking for women as a woman on dating apps is that one guy named Dave or something with a fishing pic that always seems to pop up. You're looking for women, you have it set on women but Dave's there, too. That's been my experience at least.
@Sandra-sr1wk
@Sandra-sr1wk 3 ай бұрын
I remember when I first saw her do stand up and boy it was confusing the material said "straight" but everything else well... And here we are 😂. All I can say is this: the best time to learn how to play the piano was maybe 15 years ago but the second best time? Is now. Hope ya figure it out, we're rooting for you in chaotic sapphic solidarity ✊🏳️‍🌈
@ashleighelizabeth5916
@ashleighelizabeth5916 3 ай бұрын
I've longed for her to be not straight ever since I first started laughing at her stand up. It's always good to remember that once upon a time Ellen referred to her "boyfriend" in her early standup career as well...
@michellek652
@michellek652 2 ай бұрын
"chaotic sapphic solidarity" should be a hashtag
@FirstnameLastnames
@FirstnameLastnames 26 күн бұрын
​@@ashleighelizabeth5916 as did Wanda Sykes, and look at her now! ❤
@roxyndra
@roxyndra 3 ай бұрын
Too freaking accurate 😹💙
@ronniehunsinger9882
@ronniehunsinger9882 3 ай бұрын
SAME!
@danielredding9205
@danielredding9205 3 ай бұрын
You, Taylor, are amazing. It’s truly a pleasure to watch you grow as a comedian and professional, and to seemingly grow into a greater and greater acceptance and love for your true self. All the best to you.
@infamousS709
@infamousS709 2 ай бұрын
Kuddos for keeping it real Taylor ❤ I believe in you, get out there gurl and practice 😘
@teryckcoles
@teryckcoles 3 ай бұрын
As a fellow clarinet player, I see you! Mad respect. ✊
@cyarain
@cyarain 3 ай бұрын
I love how shes basically crying by the end 😂
@1237tnb
@1237tnb 2 ай бұрын
As a woman, who dates women. I 100000% agree. If a man tells you you're pretty, he probably likes you and wants to date you. If a woman tell you you're pretty, she might like you and want to date you, but she probably just likes your shoes. 😐
@DrJohnPollard
@DrJohnPollard 2 ай бұрын
I've been predicting this transition for a while now. Long overdue.
@tdbhmusic
@tdbhmusic 2 ай бұрын
that's what it's all about lol
@topgurl9313
@topgurl9313 3 ай бұрын
This is hilarious. Bravo
@vicky__p
@vicky__p 2 ай бұрын
Getting 'These Thems' - "They is sexy, me is scared." vibes. 🤣
@spookyaliens6286
@spookyaliens6286 3 ай бұрын
She is officially the only Taylor I want to hear about. As a bi woman I relate a bazillion percent
@HolmesCory
@HolmesCory 3 ай бұрын
Well. There's an image that'll be living rent-free in my head from now on...
@ncwordman
@ncwordman 3 ай бұрын
I'm fine with it. No rent necessary. :)
@rgs8970
@rgs8970 2 ай бұрын
I've got good news for those new to piano: A really good way to learn to play is to pay close attention to the way an experienced pianist plays! If you've got a piano in your home, you can invite them to play yours and just immerse yourself in the performance 😊
@dodonixx953
@dodonixx953 2 ай бұрын
1:57 This is so good!
@SassyElfFriend
@SassyElfFriend 3 ай бұрын
Dear lord, I IDENTIFY WITH THIS SO MUCH!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jmg999
@jmg999 3 ай бұрын
Her comedy is quite clever. This was a really solid bit.
@aborch7
@aborch7 3 ай бұрын
I LOVE YOU TAYLORRRRR!!!!
@FracturedScar
@FracturedScar 3 ай бұрын
Awwww ❤❤❤ love you Taylor now you know how men feel when dating your gender not so easy is it.
@okmentalhammer
@okmentalhammer 2 ай бұрын
wow my gaydar was so confused with taylor, i felt that there was something fruity about this woman, what a win for our fruity community
@ms_cartographer
@ms_cartographer 3 ай бұрын
I also find that more lesbian and bi women seem to know what they want, and straight and bi men don't.
@HemantKumar-id3jg
@HemantKumar-id3jg 2 ай бұрын
In what way?
@Vivacious.rabbit
@Vivacious.rabbit 2 ай бұрын
Taylor❤😂
@cattysplat
@cattysplat 2 ай бұрын
Loving the allegories so much.
@GB-TX
@GB-TX 3 ай бұрын
This is everything. So accurate.
@forevernever3837
@forevernever3837 3 ай бұрын
The Margot Robbie was too accurate 😭😭
@JBunny7482
@JBunny7482 12 күн бұрын
Omg i relate so hard. I'm pan, and hitting on girls is easy peasy, I'm way better at it than hitting on men. But then what??!! Idk wtf to do with them, i barely know what to do with myself. And i was a GATE kid, if I'm not immediately good at something i have an existential crisis. So Taylor like yeah... If you wanted to practice heart & soul on the piano together, I wouldn't be opposed to it.... 😂❤🌹
@nathing9240
@nathing9240 2 ай бұрын
Felt this video waaaaay too much 😂
@lexiklecksi99
@lexiklecksi99 2 ай бұрын
as a bisexual woman who has never played the piano and will marry a man this year ... I feel this on so many levels ugh
@miamijim5964
@miamijim5964 2 ай бұрын
As a man I can pretty much guarantee that your husband will let you play the piano whenever you want... maybe he can even be 2nd Stool.
@julesk1567
@julesk1567 7 күн бұрын
@@miamijim5964🤮
@kittyscreativecorner
@kittyscreativecorner Ай бұрын
Getting the “are you sure you’re bi? Prove it to me right now or you’re straight” is a universal bisexual experience.
@br3nz3l
@br3nz3l Ай бұрын
Even if you're a lesbian: Are you gay? You look straight...gay and straight people said this to me...heh Plus, most lesbians bash on bisexuals though they seem to be obsessed with hetero/bisexual women. Really weird to me.
@alinevennemann1904
@alinevennemann1904 27 күн бұрын
Sexual harassment?
@SandraLugn-nc1rk
@SandraLugn-nc1rk 4 күн бұрын
Yes! This is valid!
@whitedragon5559
@whitedragon5559 Ай бұрын
not gonna lie i was sceptical the first 30 or so sec but this is all pretty accurate and funny😂😂
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