Best Friends Tom Segura & Whitney Cummings Open Up | Ep 91

[@waxxasdf]

Every week I come to see if she's figured out how to let people speak. She hasn't.

[@inappropriatern8060]

Copying and pasting to comment on Bertcast. Ty.

[@chrisrob4588]

Are you kidding? She let the adderall do 90% of the talking this episode.

[@chrisrob4588]

@@inappropriatern8060 Can you copy and paste my response comment too? Thanks in advance.

[@skullzer9600]

Only Chris Destefeno has stopped her

[@sentientcardboarddumpster7900]

@@skullzer9600 Tim Dillon knows how to navigate a conversation with her too

[@joshpointoh]

If the podcast were just called "Comedians Listening to Whitney" it would set proper expectations

[@Philthe]

Underrated comment

[@paulinaa.3919]

🤣

[@rahuldubey652]

Only tim dillon can silence her because he is roasting her

[@mariedriscoll8224]

@@rahuldubey652 Pooh p Nikki

[@mariedriscoll8224]

@@rahuldubey652 N jjj j j

[@shaunakafi6775]

I was so excited for this podcast but my God, the interrupting hit a new level of high! Cutting him off in mid sentence while I was actually anxiously anticipating what he was about to say is not cool. Whitney, I'm a fan but please try to get a handle on this. Don't make every story about you at the detriment of your guest.

[@120bhbr]

I agree. Like she why even have guests. She needs to listen for just one second

[@mr.goldfish7473]

Its the adderall

[@chrisrob4588]

@Dg Mh This has nothing to do with ketamine, this is caused by adderall, lots and lots of adderall.

[@jesseseguine9784]

@Dg Mh if she was on k all we'd hear is toms talking cause she'd be slumped out, this is definitely adderal or meth she's so scattered

[@jesseseguine9784]

@Dg Mh have you ever done ketamine

[@yungkalez]

I say this as someone who values Whitney’s character… I can only watch her podcast every few months now if I really love the guest, but even that has become a challenge. Every episode is Whitney talking about herself, cancel culture, and trauma. It feels like her interviews come from a place of needing validation, otherwise she’d let someone get more than 5 words out. Everybody has been commenting this for over a year.

[@JeffinMyrtleBeach]

I thought I just heard somewhere that she was on adderall? Which I feel like could explain it that would help me let her off the hook a little bit 😂😂

[@Jenrora]

Exactly what I‘ve been thinking

[@Agnieszka-vx8ps]

Agreed, if not for the guests, this would be unwatchable

[@schmo2109]

Just like Nikki Glaser lol

[@chrisrob4588]

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[@benjaminrapatz9703]

I wonder if she talks that fast because she's afraid she would interrupt herself otherwise.

[@tommyvaldez4342]

Haha

[@vanyllinha]

Brilliant

[@benjaminrapatz9703]

@Tyler Yeager For sure. Might need some duct tape though.

[@danielson6197]

😂

[@alanjsamples]

Toms probably thinking, Maybe Bart is not so bad at interrupting.

[@MajesticPickle_]

Yeah I hate how he always interrupts by saying "eat my shorts".

[@skullzer9600]

Why does whitney have guests ?

[@120bhbr]

Bert*** But yeah. Whitney sucks. Everyone one thumbs down.

[@tr1pl3thr333]

@@120bhbr His name is Bart Crystals but okay

[@markewy6797]

There weren’t enough nerf darts in the world for Emily on this one😂

[@mry9440]

So you have an amazing guest on, yet you interrupt him nonstop to the point he never gets to answer one question. Why even have guests? How frustrating.

[@jessicawells-jamieson4490]

Whitney is the guest. Tom is the guest host.

[@mry9440]

That adds up.

[@BlackRodney65]

The amount of patience Tom has is just incredible.. His facial expression are the best.

[@nicksilver_music]

He is so used to it with Bart

[@joshbrenner1394]

@@nicksilver_music i think you mean Bert Krushner

[@BilldoDilldo]

I'm sure he's used to it.... two bears one cave.

[@thetonic1199]

@@joshbrenner1394 it's Brent Crystals

[@margiesix8041]

I have a friend who

[@jayjason2517]

Whitney: Do you have any questions for me? Tom: No, I'm good.

[@TSOL2023]

lollllll

[@winKoneR]

Great episode, Tom is such a wonderful guest I really enjoyed the four times he got to speak.

[@Mark_1988_]

"Whats the dumbest thing you spend money one?" "Never mind, let's talk about me now and other people." I love Whitney but she needs a pen and paper like Christina P to write down something to come back to instead of just interrupting.

[@domagojgaspic]

Totally man! After a few minutes could not continue listening to this, maybe Whitney is not as good at this podcast thing as she may believe or she keeps bringing guests whose fans aren’t into her style of hosting or comedy..

[@ChichiNaka]

Tina talks about dumb shit instead of the conversation at hand all the time. Lets all sit around awkwardly watching a down syndrome person say they're suicidal and all alone with no help while she cackles to herself for five minutes

[@120bhbr]

I agree. Like wtf

[@moniquemiles1884]

Preach!

[@Mark_1988_]

@J. Ørn "on" sorry it was a typo.

[@buffywasright]

Thanks to Bert, Tom is already used to being interrupted all the time and not being able to put a word in, so this one should be manageable. Couldn’t finish the last episode.

[@chrismckinney788]

Idk how long u have been watching Whitney’s podcast but she used to be the worst I have even seen at interrupting their guests and then about 6 months ago it was brought up by her producer that the comments section was littered with people saying it was becoming unwatchable and then she worked on it and had a few good episodes and then went right back to doing it again and I love Tom but even with him on it’s still hardly watchable.

[@kaliuma.9303]

@@chrismckinney788 yeah, okay bro. I think you just have a problem with women talking?

[@666slateran666]

@@kaliuma.9303 Maybe people just think whitney sucks bruh.

[@Bamboo4U2]

@@kaliuma.9303 ...dumbest take. Clearly, you haven't been watching any of these podcasts....

[@rafabar6652]

I think it's actually easier with Bert for Tom. Whitney is insane.

[@christihoneybee]

This made me like Whitney less & Tom more. Her lack of self-awareness is bewildering.

[@mewxtwo]

Same. Tom is so patient with her. I really want to like Whitney, she is super funny sometimes, beautiful, and successful as hell. But she does seem to be way too invested in herself and she does absolutely lack self awareness.

[@xballinlikemj23x]

I like how Whitney starts the podcast by addressing how Tom is constantly interrupted by Bert and says that for once Tom will be on a podcast where he can actually have a conversation without interruptions ONLY to interrupt Tom more than Bert does.

[@malkinmalone]

She asks him about his injury and then immediately cuts him off to tell him about her snowboarding injury. And almost immediately after she had just acknowledged that she interrupts too much.

[@hashcr]

thats how ALL women talk.. you are just seeing it from another perspective..

[@-.00__I__o8o__I__00.]

@@hashcr ……You just hang out with the wrong type of women, apparently. Let me guess?…you want a perfect 10 type model?… But ignore the Shy librarian type girls?. OK

[@munchkinmagoo9682]

She should rename her podcast to The Whitney Cummings “I want to ask you, but this is how it happened to me.” Podcast.

[@alwynsam5349]

:D

[@brankokrajc996]

😂

[@watermonsters1810]

"You're interrupting so much that you don't even notice that I'm shooting you with a nerf gun" LOL

[@delataylor]

That was the best part!

[@adamcasillas7965]

I want to preface this with I like Whitney. She's dope, but holy crap she interrupts more than Bert. I would have lost my mind if someone just kept asking my questions and listing off things we need to talk about then immediately started talking over me after I get 2 words out. Whitney stfu for 30 seconds. Please.

[@mdummy]

Thank you

[@Icommentattimes]

I was skipping trying to find the answers from Tom I wanted to hear…….

[@fayelosophy]

I came to the comment thread to see if shes still getting the same feedback. Now I can go before suffering thru this🚶‍♀️

[@elbandido420]

Adderall?

[@lindseypage1053]

L

[@BahnYahd]

Tom to Bert: Whitney thinks I’m hot. Bert: ._.

[@-k-b-]

Brent is very loyal to Leandra though, so it's ok. Whistle is definitely too young for 85 year old Bret

[@Sebshappytrees]

This was my first thought too lol

[@markewy6797]

Bert to Tom: Khalyla loves me

[@LisaL0816]

Can’t wait to see them reunited on 2bears

[@Cchichester]

I like when Tim Dillon gave Whitney advice to stop talking about comedy & stand up the whole show.

[@dannysanchez9919]

Doesn’t seem like she took that advice lol

[@ThePeteJones]

This is why i can only stand to listen to one pod every 2 or 3 months. These are not good, i just work a job where i need to fill air space lol , my point being, plays and likes on a video are not a sole indicator that things are good.

[@derkaiserreicher]

It was the only time this was watchable

[@my_alibi]

Maybe don't watch this episode then and just maybe not every episode is gonna be for you

[@yeezywesty3651]

Tim is the master of throwing shade indirectly.

[@davidpowers746]

You have to have Tom's psychotic level of patience with his friends to get through it, but there is some good stuff in this.

[@davidliz9649]

Tom saying I signed up for 22 months tour and then repeating himself and actually asking her if she heard what he said and her not acknowledging still was the pinnacle of the whole podcast

[@JPCBM]

Time stamp?

[@Protectobot]

😂

[@jessickalush3305]

She's terrible

[@adams0020]

@@JPCBM 1:40:20

[@danielwhitaker6315]

What?

[@hungergames2327]

Whitney needs to use a 2 minute timer after questions, so her guests actually have time to give a full response.

[@jmurphy5654]

Who can we tag to fucking implement this ... 🥵

[@jilltatro9244]

This this this this this

[@bmoc0867]

Was listening on audio. Visited KZbin to see if Tom was actually on the podcast.

[@jameslitt5239]

Must've been done before. If it hasn't, get ready to be copied. Funny and relatable.

[@bmoc0867]

@@jameslitt5239 While I don't know if it's been said before, I can't blame others for having a similar thought, because the inspiration is certainly there 😁

[@julianguzman1586]

Tom literally couldn’t get a word out. Holy shit.

[@LukeH930]

Have you not seen an episode of 2bears?

[@DavidHope1133]

Whitney is the new Bert.

[@wenegu]

i just aborted the YMH with Nikki glaser on it because of that . jesus man Tom be having some SAW killer ideias on his mind after those. but god forbid ie we say thoses Girls talk too dam much . boom you're cancelled

[@nicksilver_music]

Whitney interviews herself... With Tom Segura lol

[@BilldoDilldo]

All this time Tom Segura has been her therapist…no wonder it isn’t working. He’s such an enabler! Lol …be safe

[@alexadaptive4061]

Thank you Tom, for having Whitney on you’re podcast.

[@xDriger]

The fact Tom could make so many good points so concisely in the small bursts he gets to talk

[@cooIbeans]

Let the man talk Whitney, COME ON…

[@chrisrob4588]

Its time for women to talk and men to listen. #times up

[@cooIbeans]

@@chrisrob4588 this isn’t about letting women talk, it’s about letting a person finish their interesting story 😂

[@chrisrob4588]

@@cooIbeans throwing the term interesting around a little loosely but ima let you cook

[@cooIbeans]

@@chrisrob4588 you joined KZbin 2 days ago and you already have 110 comments on this channel….seems legit 😂😂😂

[@TheNotaryMom]

He's one of the most interesting people too

[@VivoEnChicago]

On today’s episode of Whitney makes everything about her haha Tom has the patience of a saint.

[@ashleycancook4624]

I love this woman but her interruptions made this almost unlistenable. STFU Whitney! Gah, I say this bc I love you!!

[@chadroback912]

It's like their on two bears one cave. Tom must miss Bert

[@NiceOneSam]

This is the first episode I watched; it's her podcast, don't you fans come here to watch Whitney and ... y'know ... talk about Whitney?

[@popeye697]

Years of practice being Bert's best friend prepared him for this moment.

[@juliohijar6376]

Having kids will give you God like patience

[@rosaft.5192]

2+ hours of Whitney on adderall lol Jeez, let Tom talk.

[@no-won]

Exactly. She has a burning urge to talk because she's super hyped on some type of upper besides caffeine and nicotine.

[@okimball1]

This feels like an attack to those of us in Adderall recovery

[@cobykenobi]

this is why i stopped listening to her podcast. it sucks cause she'll have guests i like but i just cant take her sh*ty interview skills. This girl is WAY to scatter brain and know-it-all to take..

[@no-won]

@@okimball1 nobody knows you. If it felt like an attack then sounds like you have personal issues.

[@shroomsopenminds3623]

Addy? Maybe . That last time dillinger podcast with her had cocaine written all over it

[@goncalosalazar1255]

"Did you hear what I just said?" - Tom, once, when it should have been said 593 times

[@vianeygutierrez146]

lol

[@ShainaLuckey]

I get anxious listening to this podcast. Whitney doesn’t come up for air, and NEVER lets her guests speak.

[@jacobmiller2127]

Whitney and Barf should start a podcast together. They could interrupt each other for hours!

[@bpcobrian92]

she was on 2 bears with Bret, and it was * u n w a t c h a b l e *

[@ryanutterback]

Good For You episode 20 😎

[@chrisrob4588]

2 Hosts One Adderall Prescription, I would hit bell notifs

[@chrisrob4588]

@@bpcobrian92 Yeah thats so true, pretty good on the audio only version though.

[@joshrow5082]

Not a single thought will be completed

[@Isvvx]

15 min in & she’s already asked a bunch of questions she won’t let Tom finish.. only to acknowledge that they should circle back to the question.. only to not let him answer again 🙃

[@joseporras7804]

Whitney is the female Bert.

[@all-americanbulldogfarm2110]

Adderall is powerful!

[@chrisrob4588]

@Dg Mh No it is not. Ketamine causes a tranquil effect, she is on very high doses of adderall.

[@sentientcardboarddumpster7900]

@Dg Mh she's definitely not on Ketamine

[@hardcorehage]

@@joseporras7804 uhhundred percent. That's why the 2 bears were she substituted for Tom was a total shitshow. Too much of the same energy.

[@mattx0861]

was really excited to hear tom talk then i realized who's podcast this was.

[@dinonuggets2686]

Ipp

[@Petroness]

Pretty rough to get through but Tom is funny with anybody

[@matthenry2564]

Yup

[@Iappreciateyourtime]

I love how Tom doesn't let Whitney fixate on when she messes up. He interrupts the nerotic thought. So she doesn't beat herself up. Whether or not he does it consciously idk but it comes off super cool because otherwise she would've derailed the conversation with a self destructive thought. I'm sure she doesn't want to derail it but she also thinks she needs to put a light on the fact that she stuttered. I do it all the time so I now that feeling.

[@victoriahowson6280]

Tom is the securest person and smartest with podcasts AND Christine! Like she isn't just in the background she is also a comedian and the other half of the business relationship for all the podcasts and live shows!

[@Husapalooza]

Feel tricked into actually listening to GFY.

[@mewxtwo]

I absolutely fail to see the point of asking questions if you talk over the answers you're given.

[@lazarus8447]

She's taken pointers from Rogan.

[@patrickseggebruch3324]

Are we not gonna talk about how Whitney helped cancel Chris D'elia, who ended up doing what they recommended which is just keep your head down and go back to podcasts.

[@carolyntalbot947]

Evidently plenty of you _are_ talking about it. I'm curious, why do you think you know Chris D'Elia better than Whitney Cummings does? What is your insight into the situation/accusations as a fan of D'Elia (and total stranger to both parties) and what should she have done and said considering that he was a friend and colleague whose career she helped to build? What was Whitney's responsibility to the young women making the allegations, and what exactly do you think they gained by coming forward? What proof would be required for you to believe them, and if they fall short of that proof should they shut up and abandon any responsibility to warn or prevent future victims?

[@shrutefarms4741]

@@carolyntalbot947 her responsibility was to shut the F up unless she had absolute first hand knowledge of what was going on. If you think she came out and cancelled foe any other reason than not getting lumped in w Delia you are outta your mind. She was frantic in damage control mode. 🤮

[@hannahk1150]

@@carolyntalbot947 Looking back, it definitely feels like that was damage control. They were good friends and were known to the public as such. People were already jumping to conclusions that she and anyone that was friends with him knew about the accusations. You don’t have to know them personally to know what “saving face” looks like.

[@chrisrob4588]

Is that what he did? Hmmm, coulda sworn he disappeared for 8 months and then came back and acted like he was the victim.

[@explained7966]

@@chrisrob4588 all these Chris Delia fans have skeletons I swear

[@doum5792]

I like a podcast with Tom because I like learning new stuff about what's going with him unless....he can't talk.

[@dustyjeffers5716]

Podcasting shows these peoples true nature. Tom has a podcast we all grow to love him Whitney has a podcast, and never stops talking about herself, interrupting guests, and seeking validation. Cool

[@yeezywesty3651]

and has taken on Olivia Munns mannerisms and clenched teeth talking.

[@davidsdancepodcast2010]

Tommy Jeanz busted out the Sunday shirt for this one.

[@AgendaInMind]

Change your mind when you get updated information...Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people by surprise, unexpectantly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes. Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way. It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......

[@carolyntalbot947]

His genuine respect for Whitney (and for his wife, and for women) is so hot. He was really engaged and took this seriously--I've always liked him (and his standup) but now I like him even more. Whitney can be a lot, but she deserves better than the way she's treated by Tim Dillon and other swaggering douchebag right-wing comics. They seem to think misogyny is edgy just because it's less socially acceptable than it used to be.

[@seandawson5899]

@@carolyntalbot947 even if they are just being edgy, it leads to a lot of idiots who don't understand theres comedy going on. Some Fans will just think its socially acceptable to behave that way because they want to act like that and their favorite comic justifying their shitty behavior in their head. Even if that comedian probably wouldn't agree with how they treat people

[@davidsdancepodcast2010]

@@AgendaInMind Did you see his shirt tho?

[@bori1986]

He also busted when Whitney called him hot

[@johnblanchard2520]

You can see the pain on Tom’s face, and I love it!

[@nickpanacci3055]

Imagine if Tom had to record this and YMH with Nikki back-to-back the way they were released

[@baronash397]

wiggityp Whitney and Bert are endearing, Nikki is insufferable

[@akamaru021]

i would rather gouge my eyes out

[@thijsfb]

@@baronash397 i agree, bert is like toms adorable little brother with issues, and whitney is the hyper overenthousiastic cousin or something. Nikki is tiring

[@ChristopherGrimes]

The difference between wisdom and knowledge is experience.

[@sirspuds25]

one camera shot with the host and guest together in frame would be much more enjoyable to watch than these single shots and a million cuts to each person

[@dac518]

1:37:30

[@ThatCatDiaz]

I started watching this cause of Tom but then I remembered, this "podcast" is really a selfcast.

[@1kakahole]

Same. She sucks

[@dyldiablo9978]

Why watch her then?

[@harman4952]

@@dyldiablo9978 tom

[@dyldiablo9978]

@@harman4952 just go watch one of toms podcasts then dude. He’s got a ton of them.

[@harman4952]

@@dyldiablo9978 you asked why im here and i answered. not sure what youre confused about. im here because of tom.

[@loodiksa]

Why does Whitney have a pathological need to make every single episode of this podcast about her? It's just ridiculous at this point.

[@lolamae7783]

It’s literally her podcast, it’s the only thing she’s allowed to make completely about her 😂😂😂 don’t understand why you people don’t just stop watching?? There’s a lot of other podcasts out there that don’t have a chronic interrupter as a host.

[@kylefrancis3906]

guys are worse at this. Including gossip.@@lolamae7783

[@jd0604]

@@lolamae7783 Well many of us are just watching for certain guests. I gave up on this show quite some time to go. Just here for Tom.

[@Klondike877]

because she is a woman of character.

[@sherpaderpdingo3405]

@@lolamae7783 i only watch when i like the guest and this will be the last time

[@a.b3748]

Her energy is like someone up for 3 days on coke

[@Spongekelp]

This is Whitney calm though

[@chrisrob4588]

@Dg Mh Stop misleading ppl, its adderall.

[@chrisrob4588]

​@Dg Mh If you believe what comedians are telling you I have a useful Ridge Wallet to sell you.

[@DepthFromAbove]

I have ADD & take adderall & do get moments of, this text is way too long. But this is not what it’s like. This is abusing it.

[@chrisrob4588]

@Dg Mh those who live in glass houses my friend, you should go on wheel of fortune and buy a vowel for your names

[@brenna55555]

I really enjoy that their outfits match the backgrounds that they are in front of.

[@leppycon]

You just blew my mind, I can't even listen to what they are saying now....I'm just staring now

[@SEACRUZNY]

Whit, the difference between Wisdom and Knowledge is that Knowledge is taught to you by others and Wisdom is what you teach yourself. 👁🦋👁

[@katieb5722]

She should start doing this podcast alone since her voice is the only thing she wants to hear

[@devdownum]

Damn don’t hold back 🤣

[@KarmaBaby11]

Ikr, it's so annoying.

[@305dmr]

Seriously ! Only reason I haven't subscripted ! Dead right lol

[@bobdebuilda3877]

She talks faster than she can breath and has had a stopped up nose for almost a year. So what are we sayin here

[@Fabian080690]

It feels like Whitney talks with people only to prove how entertaining and engaging she can be for them, not for the sake of building a conversation. Horrendous interviewer.

[@Naught359]

That's what Virtue Signaling Feminists do.

[@FWbaracuss]

Why do you watch? I'm only here for Tom. 🤷‍♂️

[@wenbenny13]

@@FWbaracuss well…you won’t get any Tom…just Whitney

[@eatyourvegetables99]

Exactly what i was thinking!

[@lordchief7870]

I hate this podcast so much. The never ending Cycle: I see someone I like is on-> I tell myself not to waste my time -> I click on it anyway -> She repeatedly asks questions and doesn’t allow the guest to answer or speak for more than 10 seconds-> I close KZbin

[@vanessaarriola5511]

For real, same 😒

[@Natalie.M.Knight]

I struggle with this as well.

[@TASmith10]

Intelligence is what you know (and how quickly you learn) and wisdom is what you do. Intelligence is a gift. Wisdom is a constant daily struggle, between what you want and what you know you should do.

[@booromedia4604]

I loveeee when comedians act! Just because I get to study the comedian's craft more, in a different setting. I find it very educational.

[@Protectobot]

We Might Be Drunk podcast! Sam Morril and Mark Normand sometimes work out new jokes DURING the podcast! SO fun and cool for someone like me that wants to try open-mic for the first time! Learning how to craft jokes and get inspired! Mark has talked about how he does analogy jokes, but that vid someone made about him was called ‘Master of Analogies.’ Mark and Sam also just seem really nice and chill 😊 ❤️

[@adamlevins4244]

WHITNEY NEEDS TO LET HER GUEST TALK. HOLY CRAP!

[@savagetellurian4087]

“Knowledge speaks, wisdom listens.”

[@nicksilver_music]

Knowledge is learning it, Wisdom is Living through it

[@effyou47]

Wisdom is applying the knowledge.

[@cecectconnecticut344]

Omg 12 minutes in and she won’t STFU. I don’t know how Tom is staying so calm.

[@lucamenato9997]

@Anthony Pelletier 😂 Also, the most polite man in comedy and podcasts. He really is so entirely himself, he is just as chilled as anyone out there. Lovely bloke.

[@morganb4880]

One hour in “I have to let you go soon” Podcast continues for an hour and a half longer.

[@chrisblevins9680333]

tom is trying so hard to not be annoyed and keep up with her obviously racing mind

[@timbrawdy2249]

Hopefully Tom got milked before this… she could be on the wrong end of his rage.

[@ryanmalone2757]

" Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad."

[@Nalopotato]

Knowledge comes from information. Wisdom comes from experience.

[@AbsolutelyMarinated]

CHRIST ALMIGHTY- what’s the most stupid way Tom spends money, LET HIM ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@cricketscoffee7478]

The answer is the 20 dollars in gas money he spent to drive all the way to Whitney's studio to be asked a question he never had a chance to answer.

[@powderandpaint14]

She said she was going to answer him a number of questions and didn't let him answer any of them!

[@120bhbr]

Right??? Like wtf Whitney. Just shut your mouth for a second.

[@jorgepadilla9945]

@@120bhbr "I have ADHD and I have a ear thing where i'm so sensitive.. and this is just the way COMEDIANS are WIRED..." she acts as if being a comedian is a pass to being a dummy everywhere.

[@chrisrob4588]

@@120bhbr Ummm, its called the Whitey podcast for a reason.

[@antoniohoward8529]

An hour and 10 mins in I’m like “how rude of her to ask him a question and as he’s trying to answer she’s talking over him” and then 10 secs later her intern intervenes and shoots her with a dart to tell her to stop interrupting….bravo young lady

[@user-vv9lr2rw5d]

She is like a human anti-cocaine PSA. Jesus, no more bumps, chill out.

[@dandunlap8638]

That’s what I was thinking

[@robertmitchell8160]

Knowledge is just the information, Wisdom is knowing what to do with it.

[@jeanettesalazar3181]

Doesn’t matter who the guest is, every podcast is the same. Interrupts guest to talk about herself, talk about podcasting & cancel culture and more interrupting and talking about herself.

[@brentbarrus9754]

She behaves like a college kid back for Thanksgiving. Everyone is stuck sitting/eating in silence, until she has finished over-explaining the anatomy of every social dilemma to touch the planet.

[@dannysmith4364]

Don’t forget the 9 minute ad break. That was fun

[@brookspn]

I'm glad for this comment. Thanks for saving me the frustration!

[@inasalni6767]

she has her guests to give her chance to talk ... about herself to put her in all the attention, her guests are the background she uses to shine, they are there just for the context. she asks questions to hear her own opinion & to be heard.... there are no interviews with guests it's witney's chance to express herself masquerading it as interview ... with other ppl where she is the main focus & guest. she is like the friend who invites to see you & hear how you are doing but then talks only about themselves, without any interest in you - you are there to hear about them. now with new hair she has a new voice & way of mimicking - looks like she tries very desperately to jump in your face.

[@ryanwalker8843]

Yes Tom is definitely kinda hot in a Daddy way. We said it okay.

[@J33-k3s]

Kinda is the perfect word to describe his hotness.

[@ryanwalker8843]

@@J33-k3s I know, I mean hes not model but for 40 something comedian. Hes pretty Zaddy.

[@candacejane]

Thank you for that

[@tailwind9687]

Please let the man speak! I was really looking forward to this podcast. Instead It’s been such an exercise in frustration not getting to hear the answers to Whitney’s great questions. Love both these comics. A great song is just as much about where you put the silence, not about how many notes you can jam in. I have ADHD too, lack impulse control and interrupt as well. I perhaps wouldn’t have been drinking iced coffee before interviewing such an interesting guest.

[@rachdazzlelight]

Seriously she doesn't shut up omg

[@chrisrob4588]

The adderall is in charge now.

[@nicoleabate2162]

Yeah I think it's the adderall lol

[@Protectobot]

HAH! 😂 I interrupt and talk a lot too but in my case, I FORGET what I want to say. Sometimes I feel like I should take notes 😱 So I can bring up topics and points later.

[@Arcturuseyes]

I truly appreciate your ads, your goofball team is precious.

[@IIILordXIII]

Ur podcasts are AMAZING. LOOOOVEEEE both of ur energies. Thanks for sharing your thoughts.

[@jt1731]

I wish I could watch this... Whitney tho is like the human version of nails on a chalkboard.

[@lazarus8447]

She's like Bert... But Bert is entertaining and sweet.

[@cortana323]

@@lazarus8447 Bert can be annoying but hes still a lovable little boy

[@monix6198]

Christina better call her homegirl Chula up to come handle Whitney for flirting with her man 😏

[@markdurham3048]

😂😂😂

[@Ajdizzle4rizzle]

Her homegirl name is Lix

[@jsp7218]

You're beautiful. Holy shit

[@roknroller6052]

and Whitney is a trade up for Tom... those poor kids victims of another broken home lol

[@jhjhjhjhj6]

This is a solo Whitney podcast with a hint of Tom o_O

[@chrisrob4588]

Adderall is the real host of the show, Whitneys body is just a host for the adderall.

[@andrewpowers8308]

Thank for the heads up I’m 30 minutes in and I’m about head out. Y’all need anything?

[@YizzERR]

It's just like when you have a la croix and get a suggestion of fruit flavor when you drink it!

[@gingerleaf707]

The difference between wisdom & knowledge is experience. Knowledge is learning something. Wisdom is having the experience of doing something you learned about.

[@ish474]

I had to tap out for a while on this podcast but I'm so happy that Whitney is happy again.

[@Trevenclaw]

Anyone who is rude to Tom must be from Louisiana or Arkansas.

[@scrogfpv7443]

I’m from Arkansas and this still made me laugh

[@Immortalisis]

Isn’t this the same girl that deleted her Callen and delia episode and cut all ties with them?

[@gentlybuzzedpodcast392]

Saw the battle scars on Tom and then realized why he isn't moving, I get it now, he doesn't want to spontaneous and awkwardly fracture anything. Got it Tom, I feel you.

[@AgendaInMind]

Whitney can't understand how the Nazis controlled masses, yet watched the government control the world with a fake Germ Theory Fear Campaign.

[@explained7966]

@@AgendaInMind oh my god, you're still here?

[@Bobojanglesbo]

@@AgendaInMind dude you survived covid, damn I was worried!

[@Blashmack]

@@AgendaInMind I'm happy you're still with us, I missed the entertainment

[@weirdwoodent]

@@AgendaInMind what was the motivation of of making people scared of covid? don't doubt it i just don't fully understand why

[@sammyboi44]

Can’t say I normally listen to this podcast but I appreciate her enthusiasm towards ads like bill burr

[@Katelyn.Eby1215]

when whit literally said "I know Christina is super threatened by me" I loooooooooooove it. soooooooo good. especially after she said Christina was a 10, haha soooooooooo good.

[@daveruckidrums]

I’d hate to be that guy, but you should’ve been getting Nerf’d this entire episode. Jesus Christ, ask a question and wait for the answer before interrupting to move onto the next thing 🙄

[@WhyHowNow]

Which is why I only come for comments like this. 👍

[@chrisrob4588]

Lol ok bud, I remember when I had my first adderall.

[@baileybauer9867]

What’s worse is she did get nerfed and didn’t even fucking notice. Emily had to say HEY I SHOT YOU AND YOU DIDNT EVEN NOTICE BECAUSE YOU ARE INTERRUPTING SO MUCH …….and then Whitney just kept on going completely ignoring the note.

[@lionsmanexx]

The nerf gun must have been low on ammo this week.

[@nathanieljohnson5555]

Can’t wait til we can have Tom Segura on the podcast, would love to hear what he has to say.

[@norb4152]

13:30 this is the most incredible thing Ive ever heard. "What do I start with?" "No, you start with Blake Griffin was in a movie I did, and I just want to say....." What the fuck?!

[@afitofhonesty]

the difference between wisdom and knowledge is application.

[@marcoramos4873]

1:45:30 They talk and praise H3H3’s Teddy Fresh line for any fans in here.

[@FeSouza81]

" Me, me, me...Mine, mine, mine..." (Whitney Cummings) Oh my goodness, she's exhausting! 😐

[@billydaniel5029]

Damn Tom can't talk on any podcast he's on

[@thijsfb]

He's great on The honeydew or on Whiskey ginger, both of those have actually really good hosts

[@LuLu24Ayo]

@@thijsfb yea surprisingly, regardless of gender, SOME people know how to shut the fuck up 😅

[@ModernBuilds]

Fantastic shirt/background coordination 👌🏼

[@frankiemuniz9679]

Now I can’t unsee it 😆

[@WuhSuhDood]

Didn't even notice this until you said it 😂

[@alexandraharkins]

Seriously, nice eye!

[@Oogus67]

,

[@scraty55]

Difference between wisdom and knowledge is experience

[@jerieshawilliams118]

The difference between knowledge and wisdom is that knowledge is gained through one's own experiences; wisdom is gained through others' experiences (a process made even easier when one gives others a chance to finish a thought without interrupting them).

[@Dirtbiker463]

“Cancel culture is only a thing cause comedians talk about it all the time” *Continues to talk about cancel culture for 30 minutes*

[@AdeptSnake]

Whitney's take on cancel culture (@26:26) was one of the dumbest things I've heard all week. A year ago she thought cancel culture was just some public shaming and that's it? It's always BEEN about getting a person's sponsors pulled, getting them fired from their job, etc, for the better part of 10 years. I don't even hate her or anything, but that particular take was just...dumb. Like it's only real once you realized it could actually happen to you?

[@malkinmalone]

Cancel culture has always been a thing even before twitter. Comedians act like they can’t tell the jokes they want to tell because of cancel culture. There has always been jokes that people find offensive and public figures have always lost money from potential advertisers for the way they look in the public eye. Its nothing new. I think its just difficult to deal with people messaging their inbox about something they find offensive. To me that doesnt really have anything to do with being cancelled. 40 years ago if a celebrity was accused of sexual assault on tv news or in the newspaper they would have lost lots of money.

[@nancipelosi911]

MY KINGS AND QUEENS ABOVE 18. HERE WE GO CHOMOS

[@chrisrob4588]

Guess thats not a Chris Delia reference

[@mdummy]

Don’t be stingy now!

[@nancipelosi911]

@@chrisrob4588 no, but it can be lol

[@nancipelosi911]

@@mdummy yes mark

[@chrisrob4588]

@@nancipelosi911 the Chris version goes - My princes and princesses straddling the legal age requirement in upstate NY and Canada.

[@OneOranges]

Never thought a podcast with Tom could be so bad but here we are...

[@felipep9397]

Wisdom is the ability to put the knowledge to the best possible use

[@martinezrj95]

What a great podcast! I was never a fan of Tom before this, but now I am

[@natebartley1814]

Asks questions, doesn’t listen to the answers

[@jakemorrison548]

“Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad.”

[@delataylor]

Haha! Love that!

[@kinggordon8762]

What happened to the nerf gun to signal you're interrupting too much? I've never seen an episode where it's needed more.

[@eiriniadamidou1754]

Well it made her interrupt even more, she forgot what they were talking about because of the nerf gun! 😂

[@fevolenko3995]

It's time for the real gun 😒

[@eiriniadamidou1754]

@@fevolenko3995 chill, if you dont like her go hate somewhere else

[@chrisrob4588]

@@fevolenko3995 Uh easy bud, thats toxic masculinity.

[@fevolenko3995]

@@eiriniadamidou1754 if u can't handle comedy, go for urself 👍

[@trevormcdowell3104]

Thanks for tryin Tim

[@NinianNijhuis]

I would say the difference between wisdom and knowledge is experience. Knowledge is learned, wisdom is earned