Ep.61 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Whitney Cummings & Bert Kreischer

[@laurenkingma8140]

Bert's dressed like a middle-aged Pokemon trainer

[@LpJunior537]

Definitely the guy who only uses Machop and Mankey.

[@alexmendoza9645]

Oh my God Bret fucks Growlithes

[@BradVicious]

Fuck vests. They don't make sense. I hate them.

[@ANDYstechtalk23]

@@alexmendoza9645 poor houndoom

[@philthhy1356]

I laughed out loud

[@jameskrueger8674]

Lyle chirping in with “wait cunt berts talking” to Whitney was the funniest part of this podcast

[@antoineboileau4194]

Easily. I died because you know she doesn’t jive on C-bombs. And Bert was totally embarrassed. But I think Nadav was getting annoyed at WC hating on Bert non stop. Bottom line: Nadav got it right.

[@wudlorff1888]

Dude that had me absolutely dying laughing holy shit. God tier.

[@JuPac420]

Time stamp?

[@bodeezus]

Dude. I had to replay that like 3 times

[@Berdymadafakas]

@@bodeezus when did it happen

[@sk8traveler727]

Whitney's reaction to Lyle is proof you should NOT get rid of Lyle.

[@antoineboileau4194]

A hundred percent!!!

[@LoraaxxLock]

@Mr Judas eww

[@PixelCreep]

fax

[@NS-sx4dq]

Oy, cu**, Berts talking. One of the best and most fitting drops in this show.

[@toastedjoe1013]

Whitney's non-reaction to the word "cunt" makes me feel like she hears it multiple times a day.

[@truemfer282]

Bert: “I understand why you’re single” Everyone watching this: “Me too”

[@mikew2893]

Immagine waking up next to that gargoyle of a face.

[@imjustapancake3188]

@@mikew2893 DAMN LMAO

[@gooddaymate1171]

@@mikew2893 Bert or Whitney's?

[@IMmortal_mike]

👏

[@jakeolive3220]

When Whitney said "cut the Lyle bit" I knew we were in trouble

[@AXLFREEDOM]

Bert kreischer: "eating disorders don't exist anymore" Also Bert Kreischer: "I have to take half a Xanax at night to stop myself from eating too much"

[@danielpenrodii2389]

In his mind, disorder is not the same as being out of order.

[@uncle_podcast5332]

He have point though illnesses goes in trends. Many illnesses long time ago did not exist nowadays. Like Hysteria.

[@flukislucas]

Xanax stops him from eating?

[@Jaikay1]

@@flukislucas Passes out so he cant eat

[@trashsplashtucker]

@@uncle_podcast5332 They did exist, scientists and doctors just didn't know about them.

[@nathanzaslow5614]

Tom being hospitalized really makes you realize how much he carries this shit

[@D2DOPAMINE]

this shit is funny af

[@FrancoSerrao]

He keeps it in line

[@Effe444]

Tbf if Bert was doing the podcast with Bobby Lee, Tim Dillon or Ryan Sickler it would have been very funny. The problem is the guest, not Bert.

[@JanZamani]

The real reason he broke his leg is from carrying this podcast for so long.

[@mamabear2974]

@@Effe444 the problem is all the estrogen in the room without the presence of masculinity. This feels like The View. Love Bertha but my God menopause has really taken its toll on her.

[@fernperez4218]

I’ve never been happier to hear Bert talk over a guest since the start of this podcast

[@DaftPunkHW]

when Bert said "people don't get eating disorders anymore. They are done." Im just visualizing Tom staring at the camera in a shocked yet expected expression.

[@jacobsvensson8193]

@@john8413 21:15 I hate it so much when someone brings up a funny moment in a 1-2 hour long podcast without timestamping it. That should be against youtube law.

[@MissMal92]

TIMESTAMPS- Whitney's berating, condescending & patronizing moments: • 1:55 "Why do you bang the table?" • 2:35 "Oh is that what it is, Bert?!..." • 4:29 "...You need to talk less, live more." • 29:25 "I don't expect you to, like, read my book..." • 32:20 "Do people just bide time on this podcast?" • 32:55 "Is this what you do on the show?..." • 42:43 "Is this just like a guessing show?" • 40:22 "Is this a big podcast?" • 46:29 "I DO THAT ON MY PODCAST... GUYS" • 48:50 "... I have no idea how to podcast." • 51:10 "You realize Scientology is a cult..." • 59:55 "...You should cut that bit." • 1:00:49 "Oh, did you have the power to fire people?" • 1:12:50 "You are horrible at impressions..." • 1:13:20 "... This is drivel." • 1:23:15 "You're fucking your career up." • 1:28:58 "Why do you guys look like such pussies?" • 1:31:45 "It is so funny that Reese Witherspoon has never heard of you." • 1:33:50 "... Can your brain process that?" • 1:37:00 "Can you not open things while I'm speaking?" • 1:37:30 "Can you say it in a funnier way next time?" • 1:42:20 "Do you know what I do for a living?" • 1:42:52 "...hacky" • 1:43:46 "Did you just try to use a big word?" • 1:48:30 "I don't like this manic energy." • 1:48:50 "... By the way- overrated."

[@anthonymiller934]

@@MissMal92 Jeans, you’re awesome! Thank you ☺️

[@Dirtbiker463]

@@MissMal92 You must really hate Whitney lol

[@svhmj3918]

Tim and Burnt is such a great combo. I hope Tim get's back soon.

[@watermelonboy100]

Nadav deserves a raise for that lyle drop

[@UserName-mj6db]

So true 😂😂😂

[@HonorThyTarkus]

Its his job

[@misserica412]

100%

[@hawkandserpent]

He killed me with the last one

[@brizzy86]

For that drop, a HUNDRED percent.

[@AXLFREEDOM]

Whitney: i have a feeling all your fans hate me Me: wow she's more self aware than I thought lol

[@westonforced-last-name-dis3560]

48:52 "No I've listened, I know..." omfg BERT hardly ever gets sly jabs in but that was gold for him lmao

[@charlesbirdsong6782]

Uhhhhh hundred percent realized I never want Tom to miss another episode.

[@kylecrusoe5090]

@Paperclip This most recent episode with Christina was my first with 2b1c, and holy shit maybe my favorite guest.

[@Jeremy-ov5yy]

Totally. Push and Bert are hilarious together. Whitney seems bothered by doing anything.

[@shoonger001]

@@kylecrusoe5090 she sucks for 2 bears one 1 Cave

[@keegvn6892]

This episode made me realize exactly how much Tom loves and understands Bert lol

[@jordans92169]

Whitney Cummings is like a young Joan Rivers with no charm or likability while also not being funny at all.

[@kawikaaukai]

This was rough. I’d rather have a whole podcast of Nadav googling shit.

[@thedudewithbigballs]

I enjoy that now cause the song is so good

[@Mynx31]

Oh, I read that as "Nadav gurgling shit". Seemed harsh.

[@spencerlawrence8318]

SAAAAMMMEE

[@joshuadewez1732]

Kawika Nunenkamp Whitney sucks I’d rather get cosbied

[@Hjaelteomslag]

How could it be less than an episode if Nadav is googling?

[@starlingkrentz7811]

This has that “dude she treats you like shit” energy

[@ThisTooShallPaz]

THIS. 100%%%%

[@davidadams2395]

They're all good friends.

[@nicholas1254]

She's about to hit 40, that's the only energy coming or going, and no not all... just the former hot ones.

[@MrGreendayzed]

I swear on a past podcast someone said she was like an older sister to him.

[@richbanks911]

Whitney: I never berate the crew Proceeds to berate Nadav

[@MegadethTillDeth]

Look at the look she gave when he starts laughing at her "joke". Shits ridiculous I can't even watch 15 minutes of it.

[@classentransporthotshot1496]

Yeah she stands on her soapbox about not berating and then proceeds to be a b toward everyone..

[@im_Polyhedrons]

This is the only episode of 2 bears that I just couldn't finish.

[@lizzybuns]

Same

[@JanelleDianeH]

Same. Whitney is so awful.

[@957543]

One of the few i actually could

[@joeyhampton5075]

@@957543 this show is not for you

[@im_Polyhedrons]

@@joeyhampton5075 facts

[@trippy1v349]

Whitney saying it’s wrong to berate people and she berates everyone

[@bangchamber317]

Yeah but but but she doesn't berate the little people.

[@wd5739]

I wonder how it feels to think you're right 100% of the time like she does

[@justinespen9137]

I’m trying to figure out if that’s her being funny or if that’s her..

[@shiftxfluffy4987]

True

[@kmckngbrd]

It's hard to watch because she's so condescending. I've had to turn off other podcasts because of it.

[@gravityfalls7852]

This whole episode sounds like a schizophrenic's inner monologue

[@dabeastybenster7509]

Lmao this made me die laughing

[@immasurvivor]

dude you made me spit burger all over the floor.

[@johnnycashew9101]

Ive only seen Whitney's stand up and never heard her talk long form like this But Ive rarely seen a famous person that was so psychologically damaged and self-centered that they outwardly manifested these traits in casual conversation to the point you can diagnose her with Narcissistic Personality Disorder I wonder if she comes off the same while interviewing women. Is she the same with when interviewing black and minority people

[@JeffWatchesYoutube]

They should call this episode "One Bear Two Caves"

[@400kot]

💯💥

[@cpt.trippps3774]

I had a feeling the common section would be the most entertaining part of this episode

[@benjaminrapatz9703]

Bert being the smartest person in the room for sure is a weird experience.

[@lewisgibbens9918]

Uuuuuhhh hundred percent

[@ForbiddenFruit999]

O o f

[@brendanb3257]

Nobody loves Whitney Cummings more than Whitney Cummings. This was brutal guys...

[@jfaulkner426]

Pretty sure Bert loves Whitney more than she does. This is embarrassing. All he talks about is how hot she is and what if we had sex. Dude is like a 15 year old.

[@Leo-yn5fx]

@@jfaulkner426 Loosen up

[@JanelleDianeH]

@@jfaulkner426 It's close, but no one loves Whitney more than Whitney does. What an egotistical twat. This was just painful AF to watch.

[@BCS1105]

That’s her shtick though to be fair, her whole comedic persona is purposefully arrogant.

[@jfaulkner426]

@@Leo-yn5fx I keep my jeans high and tight

[@markh3684]

Whitney: "Your fans are going to hate me" Us: "Nailed it"

[@davidadams2395]

She says that because she knows the bro culture Bert and Tom cultivate, and they're usually the audience that proclaims women aren't funny. You'd see a different vibe if you saw Bert on Whitney's podcast.

[@bmorg236]

@@davidadams2395 I’m sure you are aware, but their main is tom and his wife. Compared to his wife, she is straight cancer.

[@budspudsy436]

@@bmorg236 Nah they have good chemistry

[@ashleysartattack5600]

Even though they do have a bro culture, I’m a lady and I don’t like Whitney. I think she comes off as having a very uppity, know it all type of personality. And I’m also from DC, and I can’t stand the people here that are like that. Like all the woke, PC crap.

[@WoodenMinds]

No hate toward Whitney. Annie Lieberman tho, ugh...big nope.

[@josesazo7863]

This episode felt like everyone was walking on eggshells with her

[@Camera1production]

The antithesis of comedy. If this is how she will conduct herself, she will not survive in comedy.

[@SilverDOMO192837]

this was frenemies before frenemies

[@emclovin6962]

@@SilverDOMO192837 haha dude i love that. so true.

[@charlesbroomfield3362]

Whitney: All your fans hate me Bert: No they don't Narrator: They did

[@brittneynicole7817]

Please tell me the narrator is the same on who nsrrated Jim Carrey's version of the Grinch bc that's what I imagined

[@glory631]

That narrator is Lyle

[@jvmtube]

I heard it in Ron Howard's voice.

[@thedonofthsht76-58]

We still don't like her..

[@ckbd19]

I didn't before, but I sure as fuck do now

[@imrbrt]

Whitney: "Never berate anyone!" *while berating Burt about never berating anyone*

[@Betty-Boop809]

That’s all she ever does...& fake laugh.

[@manpoopdump3]

Whitney “doesn’t need the work but will definitely still do the show” Cummings

[@devink449]

@@Betty-Boop809 she definitely has undiagnosed behavioral disorders. Look at what she did to her hair. Doing that on a whim.....

[@iamasunshinefactory]

Yeah was just gonna say, her reenactment of chatting with her crew sounded like berating...figured I’d check first to see if anyone else noticed or I was just insane

[@MissMal92]

TIMESTAMPS- Whitney's berating, condescending & patronizing moments: • 1:55 "Why do you bang the table?" • 2:35 "Oh is that what it is, Bert?!..." • 4:29 "...You need to talk less, live more." • 29:25 "I don't expect you to, like, read my book..." • 32:20 "Do people just bide time on this podcast?" • 32:55 "Is this what you do on the show?..." • 42:43 "Is this just like a guessing show?" • 40:22 "Is this a big podcast?" • 46:29 "I DO THAT ON MY PODCAST... GUYS" • 48:50 "... I have no idea how to podcast." • 51:10 "You realize Scientology is a cult..." • 59:55 "...You should cut that bit." • 1:00:49 "Oh, did you have the power to fire people?" • 1:12:50 "You are horrible at impressions..." • 1:13:20 "... This is drivel." • 1:23:15 "You're fucking your career up." • 1:28:58 "Why do you guys look like such pussies?" • 1:31:45 "It is so funny that Reese Witherspoon has never heard of you." • 1:33:50 "... Can your brain process that?" • 1:37:00 "Can you not open things while I'm speaking?" • 1:37:30 "Can you say it in a funnier way next time?" • 1:42:20 "Do you know what I do for a living?" • 1:42:52 "...hacky" • 1:43:46 "Did you just try to use a big word?" • 1:48:30 "I don't like this manic energy." • 1:48:50 "... By the way- overrated."

[@maxrabkin]

"Eating disorders don't exist." Bert Kreischer, head of body positivity movement.

[@RiamuBerru]

Funniest part is his eating habbits could easily be categorized as a binge eating disorder

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

@@RiamuBerru ahhhhundred percent!

[@itsgoik]

He’s the Alex Jones of fitness

[@lauren6860]

@@RiamuBerru some major restrict binge cycles going on.

[@RiamuBerru]

@@lauren6860 with a dash of exercise purging to top it off lol

[@chanceytheyoungin]

I want to preface this by saying I’m a huge Whitney fan, and I totally understand the “Bert is a degenerate goof” shtick that a lot of the podcast guests play into. But Whitney was so rude the entire podcast. When she would disregard Bert and say “....okay...?” after he spoke, i was so uncomfortable and it made me want to just turn this off.

[@SatisfyingASMRStories]

I totally agree....................reading the comments I'm like she's really not this mean

[@SatisfyingASMRStories]

@@amymwheeler I genuinely believe she wasn't in a good mood and she kept referring back to the cabin makes me think they must have done the podcast before but maybe something went wrong with the recording. And this is not me validating her attitude (I think) . But she's really a good funny person . This episode was just cringey for me

[@sm9188]

I did turn it off. Terrible guest.

[@amandamarie740]

Agree. I usually like watching them on podcasts, but this was so hard to watch. Or how she kept saying... is this what you do... just look things up? People like this? I know comics joke, like when santino and Bobby came on they joked about each other’s sets but that was such a different vibe. She was legit being like... this is fucking stupid lol I didn’t like this at all

[@stephanieosorio5659]

Same! I love her, and it's very clear that she was having an off day or maybe this is why she's off edibles now. Haha I totally think it was an off day, truly

[@Bigwood348]

She was right when she said, "your fans don't like me".

[@rworded]

Kehyren Feehan or Whitney Cummings?

[@FriendsVsWild]

I was thinking nah she’s not that bad, then 5 min in I’m like yep she’s obnoxious.

[@yotday]

She leads with that and then immediately starts bitching about everything

[@ballislifesouth]

She literally put me in a bad mood

[@mercurypoisoning76]

Whitney: I was poor. Also Whitney: I had multiple cars as a teen and went to private school.

[@jackwinkles3050]

Yeah lmfao she was not poor. Ridiculous

[@adriangarcia3837]

She's always doing a character. I bet she fakes so much that she doesn't even know who she is anymore

[@ashleysartattack5600]

When she was saying that, I was like, what do you mean you had all those cars? Actual poor people don’t have cars as teenagers. I didn’t get my first car until I was 23...

[@MotherAce]

Not gonna lie. This podcast elevated my blood pressure to dangerous levels. I wasn't even mad, just stressed by the audible double dose of narcissism.

[@SurrenderDorothyForever]

Try listening to Whitneys podcast, it gives me anxiety!!!

[@charlesbirdsong6782]

Thank you

[@Nemesis04119]

100%

[@mslily3311]

Same. Yea that’s Whitney’s vibe... unbearable

[@joeybrigante7695]

“I’m bored” *continues to go over every single vehicle Shes ever owned in detail*

[@mqtnate]

Worst thing for Bert’s health is the DR telling him his liver is good

[@ultranitro437]

I don't believe for a second that his liver enzyme numbers aren't raised.

[@bodhisebastian6132]

Bruuuuh that is the truth if there ever was one

[@Beunibster]

That is insane, since he had fatty liver disease last year

[@waynethegreat23]

I feel bad for the Dr because he's definitely gonna lose his medical license after this it's like he didn't even look at the charts 😂

[@jonathanlind]

I very much doubt bert had the appropriate work up for cirrhosis. Normal liver enzymes do not rule out cirrhosis. A normal sonogram does not rule out cirrhosis. Cirrhosis needs to be diagnosed with a tissue biopsy. There are some other fancier tests like MRI elasteography but almost no one does those.

[@williamillian5562]

Whitney: "Everyone watching your show probably doesnt like me" Well at least she's self aware

[@JacobHayden911]

🤣🤣🤣 yeah

[@peterjeffrey2672]

@@amymwheeler It's funny because of people like you. Imagine calling somebody "whiney" [sic] and then POSTING IN CAPS TO SHOW HOW FRUSTRATED YOU ARE. The absolute best thing about feminism is defintely the latent insecurities it exposes in people such as yourself. You've literally posted about 15 comments on this one video. Calm down dude - your inceldom is showing.

[@cheese..wizard]

@@peterjeffrey2672 you're being a simp bro. Stop white knighting so hard

[@peterjeffrey2672]

@@cheese..wizard i genuinely don’t know or care to know what a “simp” is but having had a cursory glance I can see it found its roots in inceldom and incel terminology. I can’t say I’m surprised at that. You give off strong incel vibes. A lot of Bert and Tom fans do.

[@cheese..wizard]

@@peterjeffrey2672 aw someone's butthurt

[@samuelclark8480]

I feel confident in saying that if it were Tom and Whitney... Tom would have killed her 20 min in

[@IcyBloodFyre]

@@jlovestolaugh9308 Never thought of it that way but you're right. Makes sense. This was really... bad... for her.

[@ryanasher6390]

It would've gone different because Tom doesn't try to steamroll the conversation like Bert and Whitney do. He would just follow wherever she took the conversation and riffed off of it. That's why Tom and Bert go together so well.

[@FluffyHarmlessKitten]

Yeah, no it would have gone great because Tom knows how to let someone answer a question he asks and actually have a converation. Bert was just fucking obnoxious.

[@brianbelgard5988]

But then then Kristen would have buried this tape with her so we would never have known.

[@rileyhofer5199]

You know it’s bad when the comments are better than the podcast. I haven’t even gotten to the Lyle part yet

[@AdamentalityWorld]

Q: How much do we dislike Whitney? A: A huuuuuuundred percent!

[@divinefem419]

Stop that, Lex Fridman is hurting

[@IcyBloodFyre]

"Oi, cunt, Bert's talking" perfectly sums up how half the audience feels about this podcast lol. GG Nadav

[@cupofwater_diplip1243]

I need the timstamp

[@IcyBloodFyre]

@@cupofwater_diplip1243 The tension begins at 57:00, it's an entire minute of awkwardness and then at 58:07 it gets played, but I recommend you watch from 57:00 onwards.

[@DeezNutz-mh7qh]

Is it just me or is Whitney kinda arrogant

[@anduin1]

@@DeezNutz-mh7qh She’s a wealthy woman by pandering to a group just like liberals/conservatives pander to some other ignorant people. You have to be narcissistic as fuck to do what she does, arrogance is baked into it.

[@wideveed]

@@IcyBloodFyre i started watching the podcast a week ago and i stopped cause i wasnt in the mood for ramblings, started it again today and paused at min 5 cause Whitney is insufferable. scrolled down to read some comments and you, my good sir/lady, you just made my whole week. thank you

[@hunterguthrie2695]

“This is captain marcel, I’m gonna take her back up the mountain.”

[@chrism45]

thank you captain

[@bpcobrian92]

Holly shit. This is the funniest fucking comment in this whole comment section- I ACTUALLY laughed out loud 🤣 if you know- you know!

[@DanDannyDanielleBob]

Be sure to drink plenty of water

[@bsiegel001]

Winner!

[@RedZedHeadTV]

I'll bring my brown step 2 folding kids chair. It's very rare. It can't be bought anymore.

[@MrTakedownkd]

“our fans don’t hate you...” Reads comments section “Oh maybe they do” 🤣 She’s so obnoxious and full of herself

[@colt4505]

Jesus Christ bro, it's an act

[@bryanmpuente]

whitney is like a 38 year old who’s still on the high school cheer team

[@user-qb5cv7ue9o]

" Yeah..you don't f*ck with us. If we're on your team you're going to win"

[@janpavel1441]

they're both basically children who never made it into emotional adulthood

[@VideoNozoki]

@@user-qb5cv7ue9o I thought she was going to go full-Christina with the "MY TRIBE..."

[@mcr5645]

@@janpavel1441 specifically Bert is 5 and Whitney 12 lol

[@jemiiam]

Ever since she had miranda cosgrove on her podcast she beens dressing all weird...she thinks she can bring shock value by looks like 6ix9ine does...next shell get face tats

[@kylemcgill2966]

*I can't hear anything. They are cancelling each other out.*

[@H-Vox]

This is like a narcissist battle

[@dvsn23]

#cancelculture

[@Andreas_linden]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Ryan82288]

They invented active noise cancellation

[@jorgepadilla9945]

This show should be called “me me me me!”

[@nicodisciple]

Whitney gives a speech about how horrible it is to berate and then spends the rest of the episode berating Burts crew

[@Buaam]

It's almost impossible to avoid being a disgusting hypocrite

[@MrSpeedyAce]

I actually felt bad for Nadav. She was being a bitch to him for no reason.

[@mjsudela]

Yeah it was weird. There were some vibes but then she was very triggering and just like she didn't want to be there. Was that an act or something?

[@135Zeus]

@@MrSpeedyAce like the way Bert did at the beginning? They’re fucking comics though

[@AshleyBlowtorch]

Let's not pretend Nadav is good at his job tho.

[@emilyrussell9533]

I skipped to a random part in this podcast and STILL found Whitney being rude to Bert.

[@colt4505]

How are y'all thin-skinned ninnies fans of this show? Seriously. How?

[@Cheeseiest1]

I like how Whitney is trying to drop advice about how the podcast should be changed/improved when two bears gets multiple times more views per episode than her podcast.....

[@GrandmaHank]

RIGHT the only ones with "big views" are the ones with big names, nothinng to do with her.

[@a-love-supremist]

Who gives a shit? Her podcast caters to a different demo than this one. Her podcast is newer too. I don't think she cares about views, just needed something to do in 2020.

[@GrandmaHank]

@@a-love-supremist we do for how she treated our boy burnt.

[@BranDonShowReal]

@@a-love-supremist my only annoyance to that is she asked at one point "wait is this a big podcast" its like no not really just about 6X bigger than her best episode on their worst.

[@davidadams2395]

@@GrandmaHank Treated him? Don't you think Bert's astute enough to choose his friends according to his sensibilities?

[@joshadams5709]

Tried. Couldn't do it. The jeans are low and loose on this one.

[@jacobstewart6436]

This episode is khaki shorts.

[@JuPac420]

This episode is boat shoes and a pink polo

[@CM-ou1lx]

‘03 dickies vibes on this one boiz

[@m.m.7775]

Bert was stingy. This is not living life 365

[@zmajor4476]

I feel like Bert thinks they get along way better than they actually do...

[@MoneyHungryPig]

alot of his relationships are probably like that.

[@alexknott9695]

💯

[@Kieran51003]

Absolutely bubba

[@sheckymcfalkenburg378]

You feel like that because it’s true, and that’s because Bert is chill and Whitney is essentially deplorable.

[@mjsudela]

They talk a lot longer than I could with someone I don't get along with

[@bridgeb23]

The mid-sentence out loud realization that Bert has when Whitney goes to pee. "why does she bring her purse to pee? oh wait, she's on her period right now" was for some reason so hilarious

[@CarlosBeo]

Lol both of them are not exactly known for being great listeners. Let's see how this goes 😂

[@maxh.1572]

Awww shit. Here we go again...

[@waltermcdonough]

I’m genuinely excited

[@ayylmao8562]

It’s a disaster

[@migggs3343]

Horribly. This is the worse than the Rona

[@mattc.9927]

He interrupted her as she was saying she got lit on fire, what a dick haha

[@GAGEANDERSON2]

Someone never taught Whitney that she’s a GUEST at mommas house

[@ixphilsbury]

Joe mentions Bert doing drive-ins because Bert loves his fans and does everything he can to bring them a show. Even now, the fans are suffering through this podcast because they love him.

[@PureScotch6688]

This is the perfect comment for this episode.

[@stardestroyer6163]

I've decided this episode is no longer canon in the YMH Cinematic Universe

[@ourshit5725]

LOL

[@Erik-kr2xv]

Yea this arc of the animé is so unlike the manga.

[@mikemorelli6026]

Top comment

[@chrsmartell1]

Uhhhhh hundred percent

[@iamasunshinefactory]

They should’ve kept this one in the vault

[@francos6629]

Yeah I agree

[@dexraikkonen7]

by 'vault' you mean trash, right?

[@iamasunshinefactory]

@@dexraikkonen7 🤣 I’d be ok with that

[@emilym5117]

this episode has the most dislike by a long shot

[@iamasunshinefactory]

@@emilym5117 which is hilarious because burnt kristmas thought this would be Tom’s favorite

[@yourhomieHAUNTS]

Dear god this feels like listening to two podcasts at once.

[@akasobriquet9043]

Summary: Whitney has owned multiple cars

[@markmacdonald7955]

And apparently trashed several of them

[@bodhisebastian6132]

And is pretty fucking coked up this whole podcast

[@mattweizhongxian7238]

At least we saw her tits

[@spencerlawrence8318]

😂😂😂😂😂 SERIOUSLY!! Really the only thing covered

[@mrbungle3310]

And Sbinnaled half of them

[@SatisfyingASMRStories]

Bert saying eating disorders are gone because his daughters don't have them is the best thing 😂😂😂

[@BehindEnemyChimes]

Whitney: I can cancel you Bert whenever I want Bryan Callen: 😔

[@JoshuaMLove]

If she did have something that she could use to cancel Bert, wouldn't that in itself be 'problematic'? *cough* chis d'elia

[@21nitsua]

He got a new podcast

[@thisTofu]

@@JoshuaMLove christy lea is hot

[@Colt-Forty5]

@@21nitsua That’s not the point. They fucked him over an accusation and Whitney went bad on him immediately.

[@21nitsua]

@@Colt-Forty5 a little too serious for this pod

[@connorhug1688]

"Everyone listening to your show probably doesn't like me" I'm glad she understands

[@Rumpl4Skyn]

Amazing insight.

[@towelunderthedoor]

Thought about giving Whitney a shot because Bert seems to appreciate her.... she is the most self absorbed person in media currently. Tom, get better soon

[@shaneduncan7309]

Guys she's not being rude she's just knows a little more about everything than anyone.

[@joegatford8350]

I really hope Tim and Brent discuss this podcast once he’s back!

[@bangchamber317]

Whitney 'I'm so cool I'm going to try and text everyone we talk about' Cummings.

[@Classic7-4-7]

Or starts recording, "ok go" So lame

[@shoonger001]

get your JRE comment out of here. YOU BROKE PROTO YOURE FUCKING DONE!!!

[@ssheeessh]

@@shoonger001 cringe

[@Justinri]

@@shoonger001 keep featherin’ it brother

[@340idiot]

It's female Bert lol "oooh oooh let's call P Diddy!"

[@mccheesey1710]

Whitney Cuntings.. But seriously, she said one thing that was absolutely true, and that was when she admitted she isn't funny.

[@rworded]

She hates that Bert is funny

[@GT-is5ro]

She is pure toxic. A poisonous person. Rare

[@systematik]

Comedy is subjective, she's hilarious. What is an objective fact that, straight white guys insecurity is the real "funny".

[@LukeGeoDude]

Sorry Bertrand, I tried to like her, I really did.

[@Toad_McLoad]

This'll be a good one! I've always wanted to hear Brent not let Whitney Cummings talk.

[@elijahhanes3576]

Is that the title to their porn?

[@jamesmason7979]

He interrupted her several times. But he failed at not letting her talk. It was strange seeing Bert be the one trying to keep things on topic it though. 🤣

[@theodorejuarez3944]

Lyle was the best part who ever decided to drop him is a genius don’t listen to Whitney

[@anti100_99]

Can i please get a timestamp

[@Nemesis04119]

Lyle definitely works

[@mkfok93]

@@anti100_99 57:33

[@Recon_art]

@@anti100_99 58:07

[@ragnawreck3968]

58:00 (about) and I just paused the video when she said that to literally say lyle was the best part of the podcast

[@mysticofpioneerspark7858]

Whitney “ I can cancel anyone !” Everyone “ And she canceled herself with 2 bears demographic , bravo”

[@sambam8611]

Nah.

[@BadCookWhoJudgesChefs]

She could and makes jokes about it and you're canceling her for it 😂

[@zacharymurray9864]

Poor Lyle! Love how Bert is trying to play and she just isn’t getting it 😂🙈

[@AlphabyteMusic]

I can’t believe 55 minutes in Whitney started blowing Brent

[@kaokinx400]

Yeah it was really off-putting tbh

[@AlphabyteMusic]

@@kaokinx400 yeah it definitely got me off

[@brynhertz1120]

I knew for a fact she wasn't blowing him at 55 mins but I fast forwarded anyways in the hopes that there might be something funny at that point.

[@chriswilson3698]

Shocking

[@bmoc0867]

I'm sure there's alot of blowing going on before then, too.

[@storeheier93]

i dare anyone to make timestamps for this. its like listening to 2 people doing speed

[@KarryKarryKarry]

And to think that Brent can talk like that without medical assistance! makes me wonder how much shit he would spew if he joined whiteys Amphetamine party .

[@ScottHasADog]

Spoiler alert, they are

[@QuestioningLogic]

I’m 10 minutes in and I’m just like wtf is happening

[@RentableCarpet]

It's the Ritalin cast

[@edhernandez8523]

I think there is a very logical reason for that.

[@Mordecai9052]

Whitney Cummings: "You should cut that bit" Everyone in the comments: "You should leave"

[@michaelcomer1645]

LOL

[@jasonsisneros260]

That bit was meant for her and it was perfect

[@tarawhite986]

You sound jealous and petty, another woman hater

[@jakeolive3220]

Shouts lol

[@janpavel1441]

@@tarawhite986 Yes, whenever a woman is criticized by a man it's always envy, spite or some other fault on the man's side. So how is your relationship with your dad?

[@ricbogart1968]

I hope Nadov got a nice Xmas bonus from Bert...Lyle was PERFECT!

[@bluetsunami]

Patrice (RIP) once roasting Whitney so hard she's still salty about it is killing me

[@janpavel1441]

Patrice really is the hero we need right now.. Rest his soul

[@kdoeone]

Time I can't watch this.

[@jonathancarranza6046]

He was the greatest. Such a shame he left us so early.

[@mslily3311]

Can you link it? It would be a great pallet cleanser after watching 20 min of this.

[@bluetsunami]

@@mslily3311 I'm more assuming this is what happened as she states in here that Patrice treated her like shit. Could be read as her getting her balls busted in a way she didn't care for.

[@nickfitzgerald5318]

An hour and fifty minutes,and not once did Brent ask Jeffree Star about makeup.

[@salty_lizard]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@alexmendoza9645]

Bahahahaha

[@Colt-Forty5]

You win. Lmao

[@dubie620]

Well done. Well done.

[@VR_RS]

Ur not the only one thinking that. Good stuff

[@MrJABxProductions]

Whitney is the type of girl who dishes but cant take the heat when it's reversed back to her lmao

[@texanstry2027]

@Dumdum Dum Nah I've seen burr take some hits and laugh. Whitney gets butthurt and starts acting like someone is an idiot or bad person when they say shit she doesn't like

[@outsidestudiog6483]

Did you see the JRE with her and annie lederman? It's a character

[@coffeeabuse]

58:08 I'm not a fan of the c-word, but the use of it here by Lyle was perfectly timed and placed!

[@brotherbear1162]

"I could cancel you whenever I want" *surprised Chris D'elia face*

[@booognish]

I love how Bert just keeps slipping in horrific Tom rumors. “We’re gonna have to talk to him about this when he gets off oxy’s”

[@Zesrii]

It’s great

[@VideoNozoki]

I liked it. If Whitney had been in a better mood and they riffed off it, this could have been fun. (also, she obviously has never watched the show, so it would have been difficult)

[@glory631]

It's like a little brother trying to use his older brother's joke that he doesn't really understand

[@Mike-qe2xv]

"Everyone listening to your show probably doesn't like me." At least she's self-aware.

[@andrew5689]

I think maybe you're not self aware.

[@janpavel1441]

@@andrew5689 cope, seethe and dilate

[@andrew5689]

@@janpavel1441 get outta here, I don't speak your gutter lingo anymore, I stopped trolling 4chan a long time ago.

[@ssheeessh]

I didnt when she said that, but low and behold -within the next 15 minutes I fit the bill

[@janpavel1441]

@@andrew5689 you still have to do it, kiddo.

[@1watchall]

That SNL part, Jesus Whitney go with the flow lol

[@coltonp2121]

“Wait, cunt. Burts talking” was perfect. I died laughing

[@Grinchillah]

Timestamp? I didn’t pay attention to this one that well lol

[@cummonster9604]

@@Grinchillah same

[@olliverq9784]

Around 58:05 if you guys are still wondering.

[@robertschumacher100]

They needed to use that sound bit like 100 times

[@psychonautics_420]

@@olliverq9784 I love how she took it a little personal

[@TrueMuphin]

When Nadav uploads the vid as ep #61 and title page shows #71. Good job Nadav. Cant wait to hear about this on YMH.

[@garrionfire]

the fact that Bert took the way she treated him so well and just kept on with the podcast without faulter made me respect him more cuz this chick was rougghhhhhh this episode wow

[@AmandaW1169]

OBNOXIOUS

[@garykiesel2583]

I remember feeling the same way.

[@WoodenMinds]

You obviously do not understand their dynamic and friendship. This is how they interact. Whitney is a close friend to Bert, and is like an Aunt to Georgia and Ila

[@UNREAILMONSTER]

Bert is a mvp for staying in there for more than 10 mins stay strong Bert 💪

[@MilesKimbrough]

Imagine asking the Timestamp Guy to chart this one out

[@MissMal92]

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

[@alexmendoza9645]

Bahahahaha

[@ianalopez]

@@MissMal92 Dont do it! Its suicide

[@willdelarosa8238]

@@MissMal92 do it

[@bfu4971]

@@MissMal92 your time stamps of all the times Whitney insulted or berated Bart in another comment was impressive! It’s crazy long...

[@jasonsutubename]

This episode gave me bells palsy. Holy shit.

[@dukstedi]

🤣🤣🤣

[@RyanCowley_]

no, that was the Covid vaccine.

[@HimselfXD]

Lyle is great I can't believe she doesn't like Lyle. I watched this thinking oh cool let's see this podcast Bert and Whitney but all I got was Whitney telling Bert she's better than him all episode.

[@joecarrell5946]

That seems to be Whitney's entire personality lol

[@-Bert-]

That’s who Whitney is... lol

[@Jkorn]

She is annoying af

[@jasonbeck1340]

I like whitney but this episode could've been good if she didn't shit on the show every time Bert tried to take it somewhere...i found myself cringing alot

[@manpoopdump3]

Yessss I like her comedy and want to like her but this shit was straight painful to listen to and comes off as insecure

[@Lerkero]

23:00 - the irony of Whitney complaining about Bert interruptions when she regularly interrupts her guests

[@613trapman5]

Why is Bert even friends with her? All she does is put him down and not even in a joking way.

[@sergochoa9854]

I was thinking the whole podcast the different ways I would've called her a bitch if I was bert lol

[@joshuarogers9323]

She uses sex to distract him while putting him down it’s very obvious. They talk about sex a lot because Bert wants to fuck her and Whitney knows that but she doesn’t want to obviously but likes the idea of having that control over Bert. Or I’m just stoned 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@choppypony]

@@joshuarogers9323 Yeah youre stoned, wtf are you even talking about.

[@LisaLee__]

Dude, Bert and Whitney are riffing. That's what the guys do, y'all cry about it then? Lol

[@joshuarogers9323]

@@choppypony I was joking but Bert does talk about sex a lot when Whitney is around I’ve noticed it a few times 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@seandawson5899]

Im just saying the fact that Burt listens and thinks about his daughter's lecture shows he's a good father

[@tdog1983-v6c]

He’s a horrible father and does very little good and more damage than good in their lives. But what the hell do I know

[@polybius3311]

@@tdog1983-v6c you ascertain this from your personal relationship with him or from his podcast life?

[@thismothafuckasaid7304]

@@polybius3311 Exactly. It's strange that listeners truly believe they know entertainers just from a podcast. Truth is..You put a microphone in front of anyone, they automatically filter themselves. I would too

[@kus88]

@@tdog1983-v6c exactly, what the hell do you know

[@nelsonbrito83]

Whitney: can you not open a can when I'm talking? Can you not text and try to FaceTime when bert is talking? So damn pretentious.

[@ShotByHex]

my thoughts exactly, F U Whitney Cummings!

[@JacobHayden911]

Those were probably jokes, but it comes off as pretentious for sure. Did Bert laugh? I didn't listen to this cause I knew it would beba trainwreck.

[@bmorg236]

@@JacobHayden911 he just laughed uncomfortably throughout because she was vile.. she dismissed him on almost every joke he said, but would expect different for herself which he provided. Gross lady, miss the equality between Tom and Christina P’s relationship

[@JacobHayden911]

@@bmorg236 Like, why did they even have her on the show if they weren't gonna connect very well and their senses of humor would just go yeeting over their heads? 😅 They should have known that ahead of time. She probably won't be on again, or at least for a long time.

[@EndangeredProductions]

She's smarter than everyone, is here to educate and out down all the stupid around her and is a victim of and offended by anything and everything. K. Got it.

[@thatguycody123]

Wow sounding like a real cool guy buddy keep them jeans high and tight.

[@TheseYeahThese]

I'd just like to point out that the EKG comment she made was premature. Bert was explaining that he got an EKG AND then started to explain the "CT Scan thing, taking images of the heart" which he was right because they're two separate things. Then when Whitney said "you're trying to mansplain" she was wrong. She assumed that he was explaining what an EKG was when he was explaining two different things. She also did not understand what an EKG vs echocardiogram gram was otherwise she wouldn't interrupt. EKG = rhythm of heart Echocardiogram = structure and function of the heart

[@AssGoblin]

@@TheseYeahThese That was annoying as shit too because part of the production is explaining things for the audience, too.

[@Frawl203]

“Can you not open things while I’m speaking?” Jesus Christ this is uncomfortable

[@HIGHTS]

But was on her phone multiple times. Rude ass hypocrite lmfao

[@joaomedeiros5236]

i was scrolling through the comment and read this while she was fucking saying it. By fucking chance. thanks for providing me with this amazing moment.

[@jacobogle7810]

Whitney is like the middle school mom trying to be cool around her kids’ friends

[@D34DLYxC0L3]

Holy fuck this is so accurate

[@TheWalkingDavid]

Nailed it

[@devinmoran59]

Slam

[@ParkPlayLive420]

true story

[@ourshit5725]

4 sure

[@EverydayElliot]

She honestly comes off like she’s never podcasted before. For someone who does this, she has a terrible habit of telling the host that what they’re saying is boring smh

[@HIGHTS]

Screaming "I'm bored!" while Bert was mid sentence was cringe as fuck for someone who talks all fucking high and mighty

[@nicolemariemasters8705]

Or scrolling through her phone while he is trying to have a conversation with her. She would flip if any of her guests act like she did here

[@pulkmees]

All the last episodes people were complaining Bert is the shitty one. He still talks....about blowjobs, which is boring. There is no joke there. I know they are both comedians, but he is acting like she is like a bro to her. Half the shit Bert says is funny is because of Tom's reaction anyway. Fucking hate train logic in full efffect here. No analysis of what's going. They just don't mix well together in a podcast.

[@HarshNerf]

@@pulkmees you said so much to arrive at exactly the same point- a podcaster shouldn't be terrible at being a podcaster 😂

[@malachijohnson3437]

Holy Christ Whitney is an awful guest. Hello narcissist in the room. God damn

[@Twinkie_McCream]

Whitney’s NEED to believe she’s famous and still relevant is legitimately exhausting to listen to

[@gregpeer]

I like how Whitney claims to not berate people then proceeds to berate Nadav about his Googling.

[@travismusser7409]

She didn't like anything native did. She clearly never watches YMH, see her snap her neck looking at the booth when Nadiv laughs? Buzz killed

[@lloydm2110]

she's just a generally unpleasant person.

[@bentleycomputer2324]

I mean Native does suck a googling. It's deserved.

[@noahb622]

He better find that shit

[@Betty-Boop809]

@@lloydm2110 I agree. I don’t get her appeal at all & I’ve tried.

[@heads_together_crypto2422]

Whitney like seriously got under Bert's skin at times. His best line was now I know why your still single.

[@AlexWahl33]

Got to love him calling her out finally

[@RitaBeautyx]

when was that?

[@heads_together_crypto2422]

@@AlexWahl33 do you think she plays dumber than she is or does she just process things slowly? Nothing beats Nikki Glaser on Rogan, the last time especially and every time.

[@heads_together_crypto2422]

@@RitaBeautyx let me see if I can find it for you.

[@heads_together_crypto2422]

@@RitaBeautyx 1:14:57 leads into the exact moment but it comes towards the end of the exchange they had about SNL and Whitney literally was zoned out.

[@lukeburgessmusic]

Holy shit I thought it was just me that was cringing hard the entire way through. I’ve never been so grateful for a comment section. I’ve been telling so many people how funny Whitney is and after this she is totally not a jeans. Poor Bert dealing with someone this highly strung and completely missing what their show is all about. Bert you need to break up with this abusive girl she don’t love you