Who can pick up my Great Dane

[@mccubbinash]

I think when you’re 7 feet tall everyone’s your short friend.

[@YesJellyfish]

😂

[@TheBatmanMonomaniac]

She’s 4’11

[@Bruh-qd4du]

@@TheBatmanMonomaniacwe know that and he/she means every friend that he has is obviously shorter than him

[@TheBatmanMonomaniac]

@@Bruh-qd4du in this case, his friend actually is short though.

[@cathywelch40]

Facts 😂

[@Num1215]

This dude is the guy she tells her boyfriend not to worry about

[@taleschills]

Fr bro

[@davidswain2601]

Loving the toes 😍

[@KazuDiabolis]

that cherdley's skit 💀

[@DevDoesAThing]

dudes gota whole fiancee and his whole insta is him hanging out with short women and putting them on his shoulders and lifting them up but nothing with his finacee xD

[@h2w25]

@@taleschills why doesn’t he just get it already?

[@RileyFaherty]

Who else was waiting for him to pick her up ? 😂

[@willd7809]

That's for the patreon lol

[@devil_metall]

😅

[@augustinelangaigne7213]

I was just about to say now pick her up😂😂

[@brandonskanesauthor]

Hahaha ​@@willd7809

[@nuclearwinter391]

Obviously

[@survivalosophy]

He's the tallest man in the entire friend zone.

[@ChrisJones-oe8gv]

Underrated comment

[@gabrieltorres6484]

More like he puts girls in the friend zone.

[@jockclimie3981]

😂😂😂

[@akiraic]

exactly. She is totally the one in the friendzone 😂​@@gabrieltorres6484

[@wubbaplays4341]

He is the friend zone......

[@X88-n4z]

I want a short friend named Lauren like that lol

[@quagsleg7134]

Me too 😂

[@amiesuchite8514]

Honestly stop😑

[@carpenter5575]

We all do dude. We all do

[@snoozebutton23]

Bahahaha. I got me one!! She calls herself t-rex arms and does have a grabber claw!

[@Snagmaster30lb]

​@@Cam-jk4lbyou love typing that.

[@RetroSkreamerz101]

Athena swerved like "sis I'll pick YOU up" 💀

[@spudanky]

dog be like: bish we the same size

[@jadastar777]

@@spudanky😭

[@ananonymousanemone4125]

@@spudankyI don’t think so. Great Danes are pretty tall so I’m guess at least 5’3

[@carolschober8028]

@@spudankydog way bigger😂❤

[@Th3-Mast3rmind]

Man picks Athena up: "My dad wants to carry me" Lady picks Athena up: "Bish, get your hands off me"

[@TheBenpg]

“Babe he is just one of my closest friends , don’t worry about him” 😂😂😂

[@mrg8963]

- proceeds to sit on king kongs shaft 😂

[@isaachernandez3830]

yup she is def fking him

[@suyashbhardwaj789]

She is busy lil bro

[@lucios_7266]

@@suyashbhardwaj789clap clap clap

[@JD-pi1xu]

Creeps

[@ClementYang24]

I thought he was gonna pick up the dog, and then he was gonna pick up Lauren lmfao

[@AG-yc7vt]

Already did the second one last night

[@danielcanty5727]

Sammmme. And facts

[@craigmatic2094]

Same 🤦🏻

[@MrQuackalicious]

Same

[@aesthetiques]

He already picked up Lauren.

[@neutralhero999]

that confused growl was everything lmaooo

[@happywednesday6741]

Yeah, Lauren wild like that

[@johnnytopgun6414]

​@@bill7618that was him not the dog

[@jimszikk775]

He should tour with a freak circus.

[@chet-j8l]

Sounds like the Tim the Tool man Taylor grunt 😂😂😂 💀

[@Rasarel]

She took him from behind the way he takes girls from behind 😂 That confusion real 😂

[@jamesrenfro9770]

“Babe, he’s like a brother to me…”

[@shadowscp1391]

That's when you run!

[@inkdreaper874]

"Step bro, what are you doing to me?"

[@Nobody-tu5wt]

She would die tho

[@aidanmccarthy5441]

Shut up🚫I ain’t tryna hear dat🤣

[@cliffharris1526]

Yep

[@kellygordon2021]

She may be short, but she will never drown. 😂

[@westonanderson9176]

Portable buoys

[@Lileatel]

Yall wildin

[@imtiaz-l5r]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@olatundeapoeso8838]

Why do I understand exactly what you mean😂😂

[@JustinHill-g5p]

That’s 🎉

[@donntraiebutler9354]

Lauren is put together quite well

[@FrederickFokker]

Thank her surgeon

[@UpInYourFeelings]

​@@FrederickFokkerlmao

[@UpInYourFeelings]

Just like a plastic doll....

[@trentonspinosa5722]

Lauren could get this wood

[@acedianihil8208]

@@UpInYourFeelings such despair little girl is so offensive you have to be mad.

[@tameragray1933]

The dog looked at her like "No you are too little to be trying to pick me up." Lol

[@nesletchimaew9209]

She went for a wrestling suplex and the dog said nah not today 😂 Like what is she thinking, when she visualizes what she's about to do, shes just going to hold him upright? Wtf, all laws of physics are protesting

[@ASimpleHeroinUser]

The dog is like u gonna hurt us both here 😂😂

[@loxep915]

Iam 1.69 so I could pick her up so it's more about how u are with dogs

[@brumbrol2257]

Rather the dogie thinks 'hey, dondt you consider go play ball outside

[@babapade468]

Bro made that great Dane look like a Doberman 😂

[@zsmx3]

I was thinking Pomeranian

[@domubski]

A big dog for sure but looks kinda small for a Great Dane tbh

[@SRT140]

It's a skinny great dane

[@evyonhebel2.0._.]

​@@SRT140 Great Danes are skinny they aren't meant to be big

[@AsianNIGMA]

You must be used to small Doberman mixes… all the ones I’ve ever been around were like 80-100lbs

[@eddyherrera3207]

1000 years ago, he’d be sending warriors to Valhalla.

[@c-w-h]

He definetly looks like a descendant of Boru. 😂

[@yetilifts5357]

The bigger they are, the easier they fall. Or is it harder?

[@Vladi48mir]

He's gonna send his own knees to valhalla if he sets foot in a battlefield

[@sandevastated1]

His ancestor is Thorkell

[@IndianaKidd]

No bullshit. 🤣🤣😭

[@Therealholdencaulfield]

Short friend Lauren is absolutely stunning.

[@JK-nj3bt]

Simp

[@Ahdvdvdhshsj]

Simp

[@EdWedgie]

Bro put his hand on her head like she was a pet 😂

[@BlackEagle352]

Omni-man has entered the chat.

[@Alien.G.]

Every woman who looks like her is a pet..

[@eduardosantana8300]

I thought he was the Great Dane.

[@ThatGuyNyan]

​@@eduardosantana8300Lmaooo 😂😂

[@ravercorum20]

Aren't all women?

[@EuSouAlcoolico]

the perfect trio, a Norwegian giant, a strong dwarf and a gigantic Scooby-Doo

[@ignisgracerich3204]

Yeah I'd pay to see a "movie" with these three

[@dubledolix0956]

It’s nice to see people know that Scooby is a Great Dane.

[@EuSouAlcoolico]

@@ignisgracerich3204 an +18 film?

[@Igor-my6ml]

​@@dubledolix0956He knows it because he's from Europe where education system is still working

[@demirel8918]

😂😂😂

[@Domtronic]

Lauren definitely put her time in the gym. 💪

[@2mYgR]

And the plastic surgeon's office

[@Domtronic]

@@2mYgR Those muscles aren't plastic. Don't hate just because you're ugly.

[@billydakid71]

For Instagram photos😂😮

[@mentalasylumescapee6389]

probably not much, i mean if you can't grow vertically you can only grow horizontal. that's why tall people are usually skinnier and short people are usually stockier even without any gym.

[@trippin.fat-devils9877]

​@@mentalasylumescapee6389bro is coping hard

[@stevewatha]

Lauren is CUUUUTE !!! ❤❤❤

[@PalDuke33]

I love how dog made “Scooby” sound after getting picked up 😂

[@ShisuiDUchiha]

its crazy cuz people always talk about giants imagine a populace that was on average shorter than today's standards somewhere around 5-5"5 and they saw someone this tall or people who average 6"0 they would call them giants

[@ldabands]

"Ru-oooh?"

[@steveklick]

Pretty sure that was added or was the dude. You can hear him breathing.

[@Havik880]

yeah because a dog can totally do that on cue. the brain rot is real

[@kensosaramos]

Well, Scoob is a great Dane so it fits😂

[@BrokenCurtain]

This is the perfectly-sized dog for this man.

[@GoMathewVideo]

As a 6'9" person I always wanted a great dane for this reason 😂

[@jasontexter1721]

Could you imagine him with a rat terrier

[@anonymousamerican4580]

Perfect sized dog for mounting the young lady.

[@khanornurmagreggor2375]

She has a name, it's Lauren. Plus I didn't see a dog in the video, that was obviously a Lauren's horse right?

[@tomr6955]

​@@khanornurmagreggor2375lol

[@SapphoArimateea]

That was such a Scooby-Doo growl 😂😂😂

[@SReginaSmallo-0]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@imnotagamer22]

Yea that’s why the dude did it lol😂

[@ANI915]

Right on😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@testname2635]

😂😂😂

[@HurtigeHelene]

its called editing. You can use sounds too 😂

[@m.1622]

4‘11 BOMB 🎉 pure perfection this lil lady

[@RAUFBEDAR]

Somebody sounded like Scooby Doo from cartoon 1982

[@2kJello]

That was the Dog 😂

[@youtubeuseracc1]

Their house must be a mystery

[@joshibrahim1537]

Reminded me of Tim the tool man

[@Javen16]

Bars lowkey

[@karankumbhar7749]

Well Scooby doo is a great dane

[@rickharrison4081]

Athen really said," gotta be this tall to pick me up." 😂

[@yikkinyingyang549]

What do you think?! Athena got standards too 😂😂

[@aCycloneSteve]

You must be this tall to ride this ride.

[@Nextful.n1]

This is what the mom and the dad look like in an anime lol 💀

[@philipleblanc5894]

😅😅🤣💀☠️

[@Tehami-ot8kx]

Dam thats dark

[@RemyZombie]

And the dog is a quimera

[@729theDictator]

Except that the mom is also tall

[@captainkryptex1986]

More like wattpad

[@mrpathetic1948]

The dog: "Don't pick me up, we the same height🙄"

[@goattheanimal9065]

I thought he meant he was gonna pick up his short friend next. 😂

[@Tabitha-i8q]

Same, I was so confused!!😂😂

[@hehehe_hi]

Same😂

[@atharvadeshpande4749]

We were lied to

[@EpicGamingLegends2]

Me too lmao 😂

[@AngelHxze]

Same lol

[@romaindappe4139]

"I usually skip this part" - Sun Tzu

[@B0bbyTarantino]

I'm stealing this comment 😂

[@moonknight648]

​@@B0bbyTarantino+1

[@salmaakther1425]

💀

[@jakeweir5164]

We all want a “friend” like lauren😂

[@eviction699]

Nah I’ll take Athena. 100x more loyal

[@Professional.Bro.777]

​@@eviction699yep

[@NiklasAndersson7]

@@eviction699 Who needs loyalty?

[@Tiger42s]

😂😂

[@jacobm8396]

Yeah to throw around the room

[@myjeopardy1]

I would not describe her as "short" friend.Fine,athletic beautiful etc.

[@SigmaSid98]

💀 yes we all think the same way 💀

[@slimwolf7434]

Nasty mfs 😂😂😂

[@renrose4849]

ong 💀

[@dylanhartmann4284]

Her poor cervix😭😂

[@dakshtyagi4562]

Small intestine 💀

[@Cary-i7p]

😅😅😅😅​@@dylanhartmann4284

[@RussBuss3]

Athena was like: "Scooby dooby doo, who TF are you?!?!"

[@charmerchan]

Yaaaa he sounds exactly like scooby doo 😂

[@Bint-Tahir]

😂😂😂

[@WaterFlame957]

"My short friend, Lauren..." Sure she's just a friend. 😆😆😆

[@GhettoNiggaAssBlaster3000]

She’s got an onlyfans too

[@jaywilliamson8698]

She got the perfect height for him if you know what I mean😂😂😂😂

[@timodaniels]

@@jaywilliamson8698Bro that’s gonna be like that one scene from family guy. Train just pushing through brother 😂

[@gudboyngdisyerto]

​@@timodanielsor that squirrel eating a banana meme

[@Grandpaneedsblood]

That dude only have 10 years left to live

[@49erBeast-qy6ot]

Lauren looks like pocket-sized fun🔥👏👏😅

[@elijahbates9643]

Did anyone else think he was going to pick her up next, not her pick the dog up?... 😂

[@Zolololo412]

Realll

[@don1506]

That is exactly what I thought.

[@Juliodax]

Good

[@Armoless]

That's what I stayed for...

[@pratika2551]

It would be a very different video :p

[@teddydatroop]

It took me out when he patted her head while introducing her 😂😂😂

[@benjamincrouch8580]

She didn’t even blink lol I guess big ppl just pat her head all the time lol

[@emif841]

Come guys, he's simply helping us understand comparative heights. Great video.

[@teddydatroop]

@@emif841 boo hoo, troll or not you’re just sensitive and soft

[@MrJawnyNumFive]

If I was that tall, I'd want a short friend too. 😁

[@kitcat2449]

That was cute

[@bobocpe]

He put that hand on her like it's "bless you child" time

[@brochahotato4622]

I would say that’s more of a “good girl” hand 😂

[@Kinobambino]

Ive seen tall people do that why do they do that 😂, a mf would shoot you for that

[@damienroberts4791]

Short or not leg day was never skipped by that girl 👍

[@fortnex9972]

And chest!!🤔🤔🤔🤣🤣🤣

[@mirandawrigth]

​@@fortnex9972 I doubt that, she couldn't even lift the dog.

[@fortnex9972]

@@mirandawrigth 1. You lift with with your back! Not your chest! 2. When I say chest I mean BOOBS!!! You dig?? Tit, brests, boobies??

[@wed3k]

Maybe her grip strength needs work 😂​@@mirandawrigth

[@RonaldFreitas-s2n]

Let's see you pick up Loren

[@ẞæmǐø]

She definitely can do the job standing. 😂😂😂

[@WhoTheHellIsDave]

Either she’s gonna have to crouch a bit or he would have to tip toe the whole time

[@vchlky5567]

Weird ass comments

[@briggsy3155]

Yes and Louren ain't far off either

[@JRAP47]

​@@briggsy3155 lmfao underrated comment 🤣🤣🤣

[@footyball66]

@@WhoTheHellIsDave not if he has a 12 incher.

[@dunkindonuts215]

The fact he pat Lauren on the head like a 2nd pet was too much lmfao

[@imnotbenavery9220]

Little to comfortable doing that ;)

[@EM-tx3ly]

OmniMan vibes 😂😂😂

[@rolandoinductivo8013]

😂😂😂

[@88Nikoli]

She'd make a great pet ! Those implants weigh as much as she did without them !

[@jonsnow2555]

She's just the right height where he doesn't have to sit down

[@RaffaelloLorenzusSayde]

I love your pets 😊

[@watervrees]

The way he stroked her head like it’s his second dog 😂

[@kevinblus7154]

"It"? lmao 😂

[@kerzytibok3211]

"My side bitch"

[@a211]

@@kevinblus7154Fr obviously you wouldn’t name a male dog Lauren

[@datdankdj8264]

I mean when you’re that tall you can get away with touching the top of anybody’s head 💀

[@Jai_Lopez]

Yeah, the way he did that you could tell it wasn’t the first time he has done that if you catch my drift

[@MSH786]

I thought he meant that he was gonna pick up his “short friend Lauren” after picking up his Great Dane Athena and compare how much easier it was to pick up Lauren as opposed to Athena. 😅😂

[@rodaraneda1712]

Same😂

[@Toshiro4619]

That's how I heard it too lmfao

[@kriskquinn.68]

Haha so did I 😂 that's what I was staying for 😢

[@KumarBendrake]

same

[@LazzarrusLong]

That’s what I thought too!

[@divemasterflipper7116]

Athena was like. "No Loren, you'll hurt yourself and drop me".

[@DeliRevv]

Athena’s “ARUU?” was gold 😂

[@BigFatNutzz]

That dog is 100% taller than her on it’s back legs

[@J1m1nYcR1cK5]

It's taller than HIM on hind legs bruh

[@radiocasterfull62]

@svenmadsen8284Yes shit

[@radiocasterfull62]

@@J1m1nYcR1cK5 yes shit Sherlock

[@Xs2446]

the dog would literally be the same hieght as the dude

[@JohnnyUtah9173]

Wow, so it’s 9’10” tall on its back legs 🤯

[@CZsWorld]

This is the most bizarre collection of characters. This is like the ultimate team you get together to pull the heist of the century.

[@lilscruffyofficial]

What are you doing here?

[@D-Nova]

It's like a more bizarre version of Team Rocket.

[@htx_nachos]

Make a grimace videos

[@CZsWorld]

@@htx_nachos already did

[@htx_nachos]

@@CZsWorld do Mike Tyson this year

[@jesterokjones4954]

Dayum! Lauren is an absolute UNIT!

[@steve20664]

😂😂😂😂

[@thman-dd6zt]

Fr

[@kryptikknowledge1501]

Bruhhh them legs are like tree trunks 🤯

[@oni5909]

her @

[@andromacdonald5216]

Yea once I saw the legs I was like shit She would not have problems running

[@The_Eyes_Of_God]

4'11" whatt ?? Face down, Booty up, TIMBERRRRR 🔥🔥🔥

[@HisMajesty99]

Not a soul was paying attention to the Dane The puppies stole the show 💀💀

[@samehynniewta]

😂😂

[@LimoBagra540]

What does that even mean ?? Dane is dog lmao 😂😂

[@darrintriplett6265]

​@@LimoBagra540he was saying no one was paying attention to the Dane which is the dog! We are looking at the sexy ass friend

[@wim303]

Too bad the puppies are fake

[@miriamlandau1207]

@@wim303 I doubt too many people care!😅

[@ronleblanc7806]

I love Athena’s Scoobie-Doo grunt!

[@jv8296]

Pretty sure that was him.

[@Derek_Keenan]

that was the guy 🤦‍♂️

[@user-fj5hs1bi7y]

Its so funny you thought it was the dog :D

[@GammaRayBill]

You can’t be serious 😂

[@DarkHorseDanny]

It’s scary that even in 2024 none of ya’ll know what a joke is 🤣

[@mrbfros454]

I love how he just casually says he’s 7’ like it’s nothin.

[@sometimessnarky1642]

He's giving perspective to people who don't know him I'd think this was a camera trick if he hadn't said it.

[@soularzensei1754]

it is nothin.

[@pango4425]

I mean it is nothing.

[@relaxstatio]

What did you want him to say instead? “‼️OH MY GOD YOU GUYS IM 7 FEET TALL, NO WAY (3A.M. GONE WRONG CHALLENGE)‼️”

[@asura8495]

just a normal day in his life. to him it is nothing

[@bassmangotdbluz]

Maybe Lauren should've shouted, "COME ON, SCOOB!" as she reached for Athena.

[@mkmstillstackin]

Bro takes "man's best friend(s)" to a whole new level. 😂

[@papiboricua1969]

I wouldn't mind picking up Lauren!

[@jasmitparekh60]

Yeah lol 🤣🤣

[@DonDotto99]

I want 2

[@Henkovid]

People who thought he was gonna pick her up 👇🏿

[@t.c.3027]

She

[@Zoro.d.uchihaa]

He does I'm sure just not on camera if ya know what I mean 😅

[@Henkovid]

@@Zoro.d.uchihaa YOOOOO

[@MattBrownbill]

Yep! 😂

[@stego1128]

​@@t.c.3027whatchu mean she? He meant that the 7 foot guy was gonna pick up the 4'11 girl

[@Inserthouse]

She’s the friend that’s used for the bench press warmup 😂

[@nageshsonawane3307]

Na friend with benefits

[@tejdeep125]

Should be too light even for that, maybe for curls

[@Inserthouse]

@@tejdeep125 💀

[@Inserthouse]

@@nageshsonawane3307 👀

[@Erniee7]

Maybe for hip thirsts 😈

[@ravensmansand8285]

Sean has more short female friends than anyone on earth bro I swear

[@magma5228]

Long distance relationship💀

[@t.c.3027]

Good one!

[@jarv5955]

My breakfast blunt must've kicked in cause I swear he was gonna pick Lauren up in this video at some point 😂

[@KicksFortnite]

Nah I thought so too

[@TheCriticalTaco]

@@KicksFortnite im with yall lol

[@over9000optimally]

I thought so too. He explained it weird. Lol.

[@mauriciogarcia827]

💀

[@1ma4ighter]

that version's on another site

[@Xinerius]

damn, Lauren’s leg days must be insane. Good job, short friend!

[@yilo9990]

She lifts so why can't she pick up 120lb dog??? Or she CrossFits!😂

[@cryptaku3404]

​@@yilo9990 I don't think the weight is the problem. I think it's the fact that the dogs legs can still reach the ground while she's making the attempt. 😂😂

[@Whats_Goody]

She don't lift. She just does a lot of squats get me?

[@aleksandarjankovic39]

​@@yilo9990it's a problem with crossfit. Build fake strenght.

[@Brogurto]

Bruh it’s the same as for dudes, shorter you are, shorter your limbs, shorter your limbs, easier to look muscular, it’s why mesomorphs have the easiest time betting big, same amount of mass looks bigger due to shorter span the muscle has to travel under tension, this is like high school fitness level stuff 😂

[@Mix_009]

Germany was all about this guy like 80 years ago XD what a trooper

[@ILOVEBakugo-32]

Athenas "HUH"? Killed me lol

[@james4592225]

Naw the dog said "Uuuurrrrruuhheer??!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Djyndkgy]

FINALLY SOMEONE NOTICED

[@Ru_bizzy]

Sounded like Scooby-Doo 😂

[@Scooby_Foo93]

It wasn’t the dog you guys…. It was the guy, look at his face 💀🤦‍♂️

[@andreyansimov5442]

😂😂😂😂

[@jaydavis6825]

I bet their only fans collab was insane.

[@tylerpace8]

250th like, no comment. Lemme fix that! Also... YOU KNOWW their O.F. collab was freaky aff hahaha

[@akm4trish]

it wouldn't fit bro

[@Tmshi97]

Why, does everyone has onlyfans now?

[@PilloTheStar]

Him and the dog?

[@thomasjefferson6334]

Anyone who buys only fans is pathetic.

[@kinglemon2382]

Bro palmed laurens head like shes the second pet 😂😂

[@metalgearsolidddd]

I guess he pets both of them

[@ownthenight01]

Whatchu mean, 'like'? Haha

[@Thunderontheroad]

I think Lauren is gorgeous❤

[@deepsea5348]

They got that Wattpad height difference 😂

[@muhammedoztas7326]

Underrated comment

[@roryasrorri701]

💀

[@Max030994]

😂😂😂

[@goddessofthedark9559]

Yes, they most definitely do. Wattpad is notorious for height differences😅😅

[@brandondavis6105]

Bruh. You need to be stopped 💀💀

[@chrisvaughan2462]

Hell of a friend bro!

[@M3E92FireRed]

Cringe

[@vinniefabian6816]

@@M3E92FireRed nothing cringier than your username

[@KronicDaydreamZ]

How big you think is dong is?

[@jkalm459]

@@M3E92FireRed with that name you're the less indicated person saying it

[@DarkStallion101]

How?

[@thebil]

I was seriously thinking that he’s going to compare picking the dog vs picking his short friend 😂

[@JoseFlores-zp9hb]

Am pretty sure this guy is picking her if you know what I mean lol

[@dan69cam]

That's what I thought too

[@haydenbernard5048]

You ain’t the only one… he ain’t got the hang of how this internet business works yet !

[@matthewzizzo4586]

@@JoseFlores-zp9hb what do you mean Jose ? Was your comment to tell us that you were Laughing out loud , or .....idk

[@BusyBeeFarmsAldenNY]

LMAO ME TOO BRO

[@roberttaylor6030]

She certainly packs a lot into that 4'11" frame. Wow!

[@IN-Factory]

It must be illegal not to have a short friend named Lauren in every man's life.

[@g_dub]

Palabra lol

[@Triple.7]

Pretty sure she didn't like "my friend "

[@hammer-actual]

I have a short friend Josie. That close enugh

[@Zobokolobozo]

​@@hammer-actualShe freaky with it?

[@DarkStallion101]

And women's

[@TexasJuggernaut]

We need more details on Lauren 😂

[@williamsherman6995]

Lauren just told me that she's into you, bro.

[@michiganmcbride]

She'll escort you anywhere you like... For the right price

[@gorytarrafa]

@@williamsherman6995 😂

[@road_free]

Lauren came to my house but she was looking for you. Go find her bro. She wants you bad.

[@janzamojski5051]

Unlike her height, Lauren's nose is probably not naturally small.

[@lamosos]

Clearly they are not just "friends". They are in a long distance relationship.

[@arifmhmd6253]

😂

[@arifmhmd6253]

😂🎉

[@AeronStraid]

Winner 😂

[@quetzelmedina3]

Lol

[@lramos8966]

Wah wah

[@bige9830]

She looks like a lot of fun.

[@ricstanley8769]

The real question is... Is she really just a "friend" 😂

[@daniney]

Well her lower body is still intact so i would presume so 😅

[@torinux4980]

@@daniney LMAO!

[@localblackman427]

He has a wife

[@torinux4980]

@@localblackman427 Oh, they married. I haven't watched his videos as of lately. Good to know they did it. :)

[@Haru_Misu]

@Traumatizer. 12 year old do NOT look like that, what are you talking about 😐

[@Prince...830]

Don't worry she's just a friend

[@Metalpazallteway]

Fu*k buddy to be exact 😅

[@_2315_]

Homie clapping cheeks forsure 😂

[@MasterBaits2]

@@_2315_🤨

[@kendorbrito2706]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@snuggleskunk4711]

I hope not.

[@observationduty]

That dog went full scooby doo when he picked her up lmao.

[@jej3451]

That wasn't the dog making that noise

[@Cartier2Shiesty]

that was the guy bro😂

[@lordshu007]

You're slow

[@patricj951]

Exactly what I thought!

[@johnconstantine7442]

The Twist? The Dog oicks up Lauren :))

[@KevinVenturePhilippines]

He picked up a puppy once then realized it was a horse.

[@DiMotherShip]

😭

[@johnyoung9203]

4 foot 11 inches of pure beauty.

[@Voice_Ai]

Lauren does not skip leg day 💯

[@leggoentertainment2947]

If you're that short you're gonna look musclelly

[@Krullenbol010]

And boob day 💀

[@hparrish3341]

@@leggoentertainment2947tell that to short skinny people or short fat people 😂 stop making excuses for yourself to be lazy. She obviously works out. You don’t get that kind of size and definition without strenuous weight training

[@goodcitizen-ft9bg]

So homeboy don’t split her in two when he’s picking her up ya know what I mean… 😅

[@EnVee215]

Or t1t day

[@blank_C7]

Dayum, with a friend like that I wouldn’t be able to stop the train

[@thomas.thomas]

what train

[@muneebshoaib6549]

​@@thomas.thomas😅😅😅

[@pricex556]

Ay0?!!!

[@bluxbrry]

@@thomas.thomasTHE A TRAIN!!!

[@fernycastillo619]

The fuck does that mean

[@richardbird9326]

They need to feed that Dane !

[@racheldwiggins2130]

You know that you're a tall/big person when you can pick up a GREAT DANE and have it look like a regular person picking up a medium sized dog!!!

[@beezy-qr1jh]

The dog is underweight too, making it lighter.. not gonna say anything because I don’t know the dogs story, my dog gets fed and it’s a good amount because my other dogs are fine and she has a birth defect

[@kaliban4758]

@@beezy-qr1jh where is the hip knob on top if she is underweight?

[@coytle8860]

​@beezy-qr1jh that's just what great dane puppies look like. They grow so tall so fast they look underweight but it's normal. My boy is two and starting to fill out but he looked like this around 1 to 1.5... and he was eating 6 pounds of raw food (about 4500-5500 calories daily)

[@ghostspore3163]

​@beezy-qr1jh She's wirey like most puppies, but some of them tend too look a lot scrawnier at the gangly phase. Just letting you know if your dogs don't have a noticeable tuck they're over.

[@CC-pu6qn]

That Great Dane still looked big!

[@IffyEdem]

God could’ve made made me 6ft, but he put all my height stats into this dude 😂

[@campersruincod6134]

😂

[@McKingBurger]

babysitting great dane.!. ..aooooo😅

[@johnan06]

At least you would live longer 🤣

[@tomgaylord1601]

Me too but I identify as 7 feet tall, so it's all good.

[@IffyEdem]

@@johnan06 😂😂

[@Soul_of_Mischief]

“We almost dated but after a few basic calculations the risk of splitting her in two was too great. So we’re just friends”.

[@stevekenna]

I'd risk it.

[@dimassmith1488]

​​@kingfuqurmahmen6792robably she didn't need kneeling to serve you doing b job?

[@Starwars0405]

​@kingfuqurmahmen6792high five! 🖐

[@neonbelly9491]

@kingfuqurmahmen6792 cap

[@Bigdeal9898]

@@stevekennadamn. That a** is going to hurt Lol 😂😂

[@sirawesomenessi1796]

The hand placement on her head 😂 like introducing your kid to someone

[@Teele424]

Perfect friendship....no rug burned knees

[@B.u.F.u]

That's a Small Dane anyway haha 🎉mine is 6'7" on is hin legs and 200 lbs

[@Matetea-q5l]

Lol

[@rossib6974]

​@@B.u.F.u,Talking about her in here !!!@

[@501Labsmusic]

​@@B.u.F.u bless your heart 😂

[@lady_siren]

Ew.

[@sna1976]

Lauren is a little Scooby snack

[@blancasd]

Mos def. Scrumptious. Lol😂

[@shaofanger7167]

She’s got a CHICKS BODY!! ROOBY DOOO!!

[@MindzEnt]

You like women that look like men?

[@otakuhunter4817]

yum

[@yetto1277]

She won't be able to walk after a honeymoon

[@davidorozco3856]

Legends says he picked up 2 living things that day

[@angeltorrez6770]

Got more breasts than a 12 pack of chicken at Walmart

[@redluke8119]

😅😂

[@Unknown-0-0-1-]

One of them was filled up with extra cream after this video

[@Memebox711]

One with hands and the other with …

[@markusbanks7572]

I totally agree with you

[@MichaelGronski]

Reminds me of a saying when I was a kid... When you're nose to nose your toes are in it, And when you're toes to toes your nose is in it!!😅😅😅😅

[@jimdandy6452]

That's 4'11" of stacked perfection!

[@bobselwin4854]

Fake bro 😂😂😂

[@Hakiri27]

I 100% thought you were going to pick up your friend as well XD

[@amd1273]

He did later that night

[@PhysicallyAwake]

@@amd1273absolute weirdo

[@shamar5673]

​@@PhysicallyAwakenah you the weirdo

[@NomineName]

@@PhysicallyAwake calm down

[@jeffmathews3746]

​@@PhysicallyAwake yeah you freak calm down 😂

[@cavanhendrie8284]

Who else needs a short friend called Lauren?

[@slashghero]

😂😂😂😂

[@011088ecl]

That Athena name fits her more than the dog. What a strong looking body

[@phillipchildres9527]

She is the perfect height ! !

[@jameshicks1367]

Just needs a flat head so you can set your beer down...

[@mattbrew11]

@@jameshicks1367no all she needs is a shoulder hardness to spin from the ceiling fan

[@Bullpuppy1]

Lauren is the perfect size for riding Athena.

[@erikkind1224]

Spinner !

[@PrimetimeX]

@@jameshicks1367lmao thats an old reference

[@larrycollinsworth7300]

Lauren is proof good things come in small packages

[@ToeKneebleau]

She's the perfect size for my snuggle pillow No more lonely nights ❤❤❤

[@KnowNoo]

@@ToeKneebleauhuh

[@whales2983]

​@user-bt8oq7rn9c what the fuck

[@rickrolld9023]

​@@ToeKneebleau 😮

[@Dunning-Krugereffect]

Plot twist. It's a tiny house and he's actually only 5'6'' and she is a midget at 3'2''.

[@1stCaptainJozura]

She only an inch away from being a legal dwarf

[@mikeandnikes2288]

I have a 5 month old pitbull named Athena. Honestly makes me happy to see someone else use that beautiful name!