Who Can Sit On A Cow The Longest? - Kenny vs. Spenny

[@KennyHotz]

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[@victimizer639]

your hard work is showing

[@SticksAandstonesBozo]

Did you have to edit stuff or just put the thing at the start ?

[@wayne6777]

Give me free entertainment, Jew.

[@garfoonga1]

Its a good thing your feet didnt get stepped on. Cows are too heavy, steel toes actually chop your toes off.

[@wayne6777]

@@garfoonga1 Steel toes fail at 6,000 lbs, the average cow weighs 1,400 lbs. Myth busted.

[@kazzapattack]

nice to see spennys mom making an appearance

[@Snacks6o4]

absolute star of the show

[@chris101ward]

I read this while Spenny was talking to the blonde around 4:00 in, and I thought, "Spenny's mom is actually kind of fine" until I realized what you actually meant

[@derealization_]

Glad she survived the kidnapping

[@Tw0shedz08]

Less than 5 minutes in, and Spenny seems like he isn’t even a human being. Gigantic wuss about germs and mud. Tries to touch the cow’s head five times in a row when she told him not to. He asks “what’s the deal with the smell?” Like. He really is detarded isn’t he?

[@nickbell9225]

Seems like every episode, spenny just continues to cry about everything lmao.

[@j.b.8546]

Regarded is the clinical term sir

[@dylanevans7529]

I stg it has to be an act, he shows up with a cleaners suit a face shield and a bicycle helmet duct tapped to his head😂... he cant be for real 🤨

[@Indiana_Jones-Z]

Officially the shortest Kenny vs Spenny competition

[@BCNeil]

I think arm wrestling was. Rat race probably 3rd

[@chaytiano6896]

Arm wrestling was shorter

[@menikmati789]

Stain

[@SizemoreMusic]

Technically, I think it was "Blindfold" because Kenny intentionally lost immediately. But Spencer never realized it, so ... the episode kept going, but the competition was over the second it started.

[@mbergamin16]

18:25 - 18:38

[@nono-es1zl]

Watching these old episodes brings back so many feelings I really miss when they were friends like this

[@T.M3G]

Are they not friends anymore. ?

[@Wokkheartski]

they break up?😂

[@chabbab6698]

Yes

[@SteveWinter-t6v]

I love this guy. I live in Toronto and this has literally got me thru countless women and drug addictions. No joke. Funny now I’m Quitting my meds from drug addiction 3 weeks and countless nights of sleep lost. Keep posting Kenny

[@sheenydonut]

'Theoretically it could last days.'

[@alongcameawolf5638]

Most underrated show ever. Ive seen every episode a hundred times , I know all the jokes and pranks. I still laugh every time. Thank you !

[@jasonhamon8005]

It's my comfort show. Nothing beats it

[@Shmandalf]

@@jasonhamon8005 me too, simpler times

[@MuhammedMuhammed-xd7qo]

I don't know why Spenny agreed to a competition about riding cows. Kenny has decades of cow riding experience from riding Spencer's mother.

[@ChristelVinot]

oh damn

[@newyakkocity8267]

A burn hotter than hells flame

[@ChristelVinot]

@@newyakkocity8267 since hell is a fake place, that would mean anything is warmer. Even cold stuff. So that's not saying much. how dare you diss kenny like that.

[@blackbear116]

The funniest part is when Spenny said, "I'm gonna mount a cow tomorrow and I will try to stay on that cow for as long as possible". Good time 😮

[@niclennox2555]

😢 my wedding vows.

[@niklasheterjag]

The editing in the entire series is really spot on. Atleast one or two perfect transitions in each episode. It takes watching the episodes a few times to really pick up how great it is.

[@hartleyshandcrafted]

hopefully youtube will f**k off this time around. thanks for taking the time to upload these YET AGAIN! heil kenny!

[@USMC0331OIF]

God spenny looks and acts like he should never be anywhere near children lol

[@vientosnomadas655]

Love to see Kenny consistently outgame and outclass President's Choice David Schwimmer.

[@mrwri]

I love how Kenny was genuinely stunned by the ridiculous outfit. Not even sarcastic just literally "What is he doing?"

[@aros77777]

After seeing these episodes in HD I can agree kenny is hotz

[@GilZu]

Hotz Kenny Hotz 007

[@jasonhamon8005]

Canada's George Clooney

[@BurntMike26]

Damn this was uploaded 39 seconds ago, I refreshed my Subscriptions page at the right time I guess. Hell yeah KvS!

[@KarupinSama]

This was an odd episode, must've been a pain to edit with the competition being so short

[@gatorhoy0420]

Fortunately Spenny provided lots of footage of himself being a fussy baby, so the episode worked out lol.

[@KarupinSama]

@@gatorhoy0420 hahah too true

[@eddyx92x5]

This is one of the funniest episodes of Kenny vs. Spenny. It’s so hilarious 😂😂

[@MercurialCorsair]

I never saw this episode!!! Kenny being a legend as always 🎉

[@JackTheMurderer]

Love how the woman in 7:28 gave away how this all will end. If Spenny just listened he could have prevented his demise.

[@IlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlI]

Just toked up and eating a chicken fettucini alfredo with mushrooms and a side of garlic bread. This dropped at the PERFECT time. Thank you Kenny! 😁👍🏻

[@robby1999ful]

sounds bomb!

[@Lupine.]

15:53

[@frogwithpants]

S-Tier feeling. About to do the same now

[@jonathanlatimer9957]

Damn don't lemme just smell it, lemme inhale it

[@gzuskreist1021]

DUDE, weed!!!!

[@dkslayerr]

Spenny "What does a cow think about?" It's so fucking good😂 he's so oblivious

[@jujubulu2800]

Love this show. Thanks, Kenny.

[@jase7252]

Nice to see the old CBC episodes. The time slot though ouch. Thank god you guys moved to showcase.

[@EntoneTori]

Fun fact: Elton vs. Simon (German adaption of the show) had the same competition and it was actually one of the best. Instead of cows, they chose oxen because it was more wicked and the whole competition lasted 3 hours and 48 minutes.

[@navodar5174]

die sind kacke im gegensatz zu denen

[@joeking6804]

Oddly one of my favorite episodes. It’s just a chill watch, especially compared to the others. It’s peak season 1 vibes.

[@TheManKnownAsJR]

One of my favorite episodes.

[@Deathkunaset]

Thank you Mein Kenny

[@iirgendsonTyp]

Hail to imperator kenny.

[@rustyjay2499]

More of this Reviving from shoulder injury, can’t work at the moment, more of this, this is great

[@ItalianSkillzHD]

I like the fresh start that way Kenny can get some KZbin money in his pockets. This show is legendary and will always have a place in my heart

[@cosvak4211]

Good work on the reupload dude, the de-interlace looks clean and the image looks sharp still.

[@fonducci]

I am happy to see remasters pouring in!

[@fundip12]

filmed near my hometown of vineland!

[@Mr.Anderson-101]

"it's horse pucky my friends" - Spenny-

[@kevinmacdonald9269]

I saw Spenny on the street once, he asked if I knew where the nearest dog shelter was and if they had any pugs. Very strange

[@heathermillsphantomlimb9314]

He’d just come from a homeless encampment and his arms were full of underwear, weren’t they? Authorities still haven’t apprehended the Bum Alley R*pist, after all.

[@nicksirna]

Yes! My favourite show is back on KZbin 🥳 I want to show my daughter this show when she is old enough 😆

[@ThatBlueWizard]

Thanks so much for these daily uploads kenny, keeping my sane!!

[@TownyResident]

I love this show so much

[@chris101ward]

"She doesn't like her head touched" "I'm not touching her head" *_CONTINUES TO TOUCH HER HEAD AFTER TOUCHING HER HEAD SEVERAL TIMES ALREADY_*

[@lil_bear]

Yes yes yes upload every episode in HD

[@alongcameawolf5638]

Channel looks good. I look forward to every episode upload !

[@CapChronic]

Kenny brought out his inner Norm Macdonald with those jokes.

[@RadioJustin]

Kenny, please bring the live show to America! Ohio needs you desperately. (P.S. - thanks for re-uploading all of these, you absolute legend)

[@SticksAandstonesBozo]

It’s insane they don’t tour America. No chance will they not sell tickets. Might need someone to market it but that’s easy. They would be accepted into the pod cast circuit and that alone 3-5 pods would get them sold out shows.

[@TheTrevorasaurus]

@@SticksAandstonesBozo I've posted on Kenny's facebook so many times trying to get them to come to Vegas it's wild

[@CharlestonCharge]

I saw them in Detroit. Place was full.

[@wayne6777]

If you vote Harris they will go to Ohio. I promise.

[@PortalOfAwesome]

I can't believe Spenny's mom agreed to be sat on

[@Atme77777]

Steel toed boots for $30. What a time.

[@stephensteele2844]

I don’t remember this one AWESOME NEW EPISODE

[@feeshifeeshi]

Love this one

[@Gh3ttoAstronaut]

Love you Kenny ❤

[@e09271]

Thank youuu 🥲

[@Koonski]

Again: Kenny goes through with the handshake = red flag 😂

[@paulmacmurray]

"not supposed to touch the head" Spenny then immediately and repeatedly tries to touch the cow's head.

[@BCNeil]

Both of those cows are long gone now.

[@realtalk5931]

When that cow took off I lost my marbles 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@camdenp23]

thanks Kenny

[@PenadoX3]

This is Kenny VS Spenny!!!

[@Tdogg447]

Love you kenny

[@opex9]

Payback ghost wolfish

[@monkeyman2590]

Gawd dayum......I laughed so hard. I knew ya won....but forgot how funny it was....

[@monkeyman2590]

The "Don't kill yourself." hug was so sweet. 🙂

[@tryhardvanish9415]

This was the first ep I ever saw

[@TheRundown225]

Even when you did the 4K remaster you left all the originals up + commentary. Original quality had that certain charm to it

[@codyhughes4472]

It’s so good. When I’m just not playing background noise I play this. Fuck it give ‘em a view

[@hurion]

what a good time to be alive(unless youre spenny) Happy Thanksgiving, Kenny!

[@Brandon18374]

This shit is hilarious😂 bringing childhood memories back to mind

[@JonBonCat]

Lol! I can't believe Spenny didnt anticipate the cow being spooked by Kenny. I can just imagine the run down adter kenny realizes he'll just soook spennys cow lol. "We need lots of B roll, judt in case it ends fast..."

[@jimmyjam86]

These shows are nice because Kenny really reminds me of my dear friend, Matt, who passed away about five years ago. Spenny kinda reminds me of my friend Dan, who, unfortunately, is still with us.

[@pommeroi1736]

"What is a cow? What does it do? What does it think about?" still awaiting the answers to this day

[@daveb947]

Spenny instantly loses. He literally broke one of his "rules" he laid out for Kenny by using the saddle. 😂😂

[@habituallynostalgic6646]

So good

[@ryleymagelbagel]

Beautiful

[@darthmillennial2671]

Spenny misunderstood the competition originally, he thought it was who could mount a cow the longest. They caught him banging Dana behind the silo.

[@normasmith-up7ku]

We're not worthy. Imagine Kenny pictured like with other peoples great leaders. Well, I can't say that, lol, but I think Kenny fans know Kenny's humor, lol

[@drakemckay9050]

wow one i havent seen.. where was this one burried! thanks kenny!

[@JJW001]

First episode I ever saw :)

[@lidglass]

Kenny VS Spenny 4Ever

[@newyakkocity8267]

This always makes me think about the animals we chose to domesticate, like imagine how sick it would be if we chose to ride bears instead of horses

[@mamora26]

The only reason the farmer asked spenny if he was OK was so he wouldn't get sued lol

[@lobo2367]

Goat

[@mikrosixtysix]

cows

[@lieutenantdan8170]

Spenny really tired to rizz up a cow dressed as an alien

[@Zack-gp9rg]

New season coming soon?

[@Fluxraw]

"i'm not touching the head" *continues to touch the head*

[@VictorHate]

14:29I guess Kenny needed a drink before this contest.

[@Matti94337]

The Farmers thinking: Those crazy City-People ...

[@CyranofromBergerac]

"I will be mounting a cow tomorrow...and I'm going to try to stay on that cow for as long as possible." Sounds like Spenny has another date with Fred.

[@djstobbe1301]

Spenny is such a tool 😂😂

[@dragoncdgoi5749]

Kenny is hotz

[@SC0RN-g8j]

Only sad thing bout the fresh start Is that I cant do my usual Kenny vs Spenny Marathon every other year.... I just wanted to start It right now, goin trough all seasons and just saw that everything Is gone 😢

[@lachazaroony]

Lmao! All that prep and the doofus lasts 12 seconds.

[@akillen77]

Glad we get a chance to watch the cows poop in HD

[@chKraft]

Not the first time Spenny has sweet talked a cow.

[@PurpleProjects]

Yo Kenny can you upload that train hopping video again? That was tight

[@AlexDudeOriginal]

it was actually very close to a dramatic accident

[@lil11113]

The foreshadowing in this episode is all over the place

[@CornKingsTV]

WOW, ITS A COW! 🐮😊

[@billyfouronesix]

Honestly thought "Frankie Herdsmen" and "Chris Farmer" were actual names. 😂

[@ChaNnArD-mD]

Spenny went du du in his diaper

[@cadevaughn7596]

What do you call a cow with no legs? "How?" :)

[@daryllverstraeten9459]

Kenny is quite literally prepared for visiting a insanely dangerous virus infected patient instead of a cow.

[@lordyahtzee]

Spenny shoulda brought that suit back for paldemic