Who gave me this double trailer? Euro Truck Stimulator 2

In today's adventure I'm hauling a Drekkar Trans double trailer and you're all waiting for me to try and park it. Well tough. I'm not even going to try. There is no point to it at all. It's just going to result in me yeeting my steering wheel through the monitor, and while that may be momentarily amusing it would rather bring the series to an end abruptly.
That said, the cat gets involved in today's episode, not that it particularly affects my driving efficacy. I also kick off an anecdote about my Karmann Ghia that I don't get beyond the first sentance of because I get distracted.
This show has everything.
Yes, the typo in the title of this video is intentional. Everything is intentional apart from the things that aren't. I write the word "simulator" that often that even my ridiculous muscle-memory typo issues can't interfere with it. It's a joke. If you commented before you read this, you are now the punchline. Well done.
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[@eileennovak1656]

Good of Jeff to co-pilot.

[@kennethfedor6092]

Love it when Jeffery wants to be involved 😂

[@eurekasteve7747]

squirrel would be very proud . Jeff did ok too

[@simspeak612]

As an actual truck driver in the states I’ve found this series hilarious. I also must agree that the amount of advice I’ve, uh, given people through the glass is something that you’ve got spot on!

[@Dscha]

The fight with the Cat, mmiiiaaaauuuuuu 🤣

[@captainufo4587]

I'm waiting for the Need For Speed let's play where the Colonel will follow every traffic rule.

[@colonelfailure]

That's how I play GTA.

[@papasmurfette007]

Brits had to jump a goods train to get to Danzig (Gdansk) around 80 years ago after tunneling through hundreds of feet of sand with trowels made out of milk tins. Now you can just barrel through randy Scandy for a few hours with a deaf cat at the wheel, sleep on a ferry and Bob's your uncle. Makes you think, doesn't it? About what, I couldn't begin to guess...

[@Electricfox]

I wonder how much chaos would happen if the good Colonel were to find the oversized loads mod....

[@JohnnyDrizzle]

Jeff and the colonel.. the best duo on youtube 😄

[@SuperAd1980]

20:40 - Help! Help! I'm being oppressed... Purr, purr, purr, purr... 🤣🤣🐈🐈

[@talis84]

I think we need a Geoff cam..

[@KG-xt4oq]

When you drove by that large field with the giant round bales I thought, "he needs to get out of the tractor-trailer and into his other tractor-trailer and take care of those bales"...

[@techstar7628]

Hate to be that guy but the job board has an icon for indicating jobs which deal with multiple trailers! But I'm sure this would be fun video to watch given the Colonel is on the steering wheel.

[@colonelfailure]

Fake news.

[@Tyrope]

Not only an icon, but the preview of the trailer(s) are RIGHT THERE! On said preview, a gear icon, with which you can modify the trailer type. (Note: This may change the cargo amount and therefore the pay) - I love me some double trailer payout.

[@mdkramster]

At work, I marvel at the articulated-lorry drivers that back their lorries into a loading bay with what I would consider f-all room to manoeuvre. And then there's you...... 😂 oh, and weren't you coming here to Grimsby in one of these videos? Maybe I missed it.

[@animaltvi9515]

That's a B double. nothing to worry about. A piece of wee to reverse now an A train that's a whole different kettle of worms .

[@EvilMidnight204]

That's Numberwang!!!!

[@mrhipbone]

Colonel goes full Clarkson when he puts on his "adenoids" voice 😂

[@MetaJokeTT]

I've watched as far as the bombastic intro. "Gently does it". ... does it?

[@colonelfailure]

No. Never.

[@MrAdrianSW]

It was feline like this may have been a cat-astrophy at one point. But things seemed to settle down and a bit and it all started purring long...

[@StuntpilootStef]

The noises in the background you hear are not from the video, that's Playway frantically taking notes for Fun Fair Simulator

[@coffeeflavouredapples]

I used to pick food orders for marks n Spencer and you are not wrong with the shelf life

[@ATA29]

You'll find that the toll booth barriers are significantly stronger than those traffic cones that rudely decided to not appear in your vision as your smashed through them. Also, most toll booths have an ez-pass or somethingish lane than you can drive through without needing to come to a complete stop. You will need to slow significantly for the ones that still have barriers in those lanes though to give it time to open for you.

[@The1402784]

Entertainment at it's finest. Thanks for this series

[@Armetheon]

Peak of the video at the end "urgh....if you're...alive"

[@techstar7628]

32:45 Sophisticated jokes and bad driving is what makes us watch this videotronic entertainment

[@FlamingMonkey46]

The silent running reference... 😳🤯

[@sams9716]

No Colonel. All we need is a camera of you throwing Geff around like we heard in this video. Ya I know you didn't throw him but I almost pee'ed myself and that had to be the cause.

[@ehmkinator6597]

just FYI, Corona also means crown, so you had the right idea regardless of language

[@bigdgaff]

Smash through bollards and claim imaginary vehicle must've run into me, lol

[@tonyarrow]

Never have i yelled at a screen as much as when i watch colonel try to drive a truck and reverse it.

[@MravacKid]

Yeah, the double trailers are beyond me as well when it comes to reversing. It's some kind of black magic

[@wolfydude12]

Great series! I love the non-outtake outtakes of Jeff!

[@coffee8866]

LoL ah Jeff. Good boy.

[@mrhedgebull1658]

27:25 Nope, you are in fact correct, UK motorway signs list the closest destination first. Edit: Regarding the 1st person view, there is a piece of free software called opentrack which can turn any old webcam into a head tracker. I use it for space/driving/flight sims and it is excellent and very easy to set up. Might be worth looking at. Or not.

[@MFAS_DE]

The joke was oversophisticated … Louis XIV was the sunking … But he wasn‘t beheaded in the revolution. That was the XVIth Louis 😢.

[@colonelfailure]

Excellent. I knew someone would snag me on that. Have some internet points.

[@Julius_Hardware]

Worth a shot though. 10/10 for effort.

[@MFAS_DE]

@@colonelfailureThx , Sir 😅Please, keep feeding is with your unique way of video entertainment 😊

[@delroyclarke1989]

love the episode, especially the cat jeff 🤣

[@JasonTheRockBard]

Hi Jeff!!! Best. Video. Ever. :)

[@taniaedwards4702]

Love to Jeff from my pigeon Chirpy.

[@retrowave69]

It sounds like Colonel Failure is constantly talking to someone. And That someone is himself. This mans the streamer *and* chat

[@retrowave69]

the longer I listen to him, the more I'm convinced that Mr. Failure is 2 separate people inside the same body talking to each other. One of them is playing the game, and the other one roasts everything he does.

[@colonelfailure]

Saves money on paying a co-host.

[@j0hnf_uk]

Euro Truck Simulator 2: SMIDSY Edition.

[@colonelfailure]

Arguably worse when I did see them and did it anyway.

[@sir_tuc5213]

Colonel Failure give me your license Now It helps to see where you are driving if you want to avoid accidents🤣🤣

[@lordrosemount]

Unfortunately Louis the Sun King was Louis XIV, whereas the Louis who was murdered by the Jacobins was Louis XVI. Just for the record!

[@colonelfailure]

If you were the first, you'd be getting internet points about now.

[@lordrosemount]

I was probably the 16th.

[@urbanrallyracer]

Gotta love Jeff! 😂

[@vaporisedair4919]

Jefffff! jeff funclub united

[@swinny5797]

So I'm going to the be that guy with Vauxhall/Opel. They got sold off by GM to Peugeot/Citroen a few years ago. Though you could buy an astra as a Saturn in the states, and the Insignia was sold as a Buick Regal before it died. Also you can buy a five door Corsa but for the love of god don't.

[@eldarad]

Totally waiting for the carnival DLC

[@Tez_Thorn1405]

I wonder how many of Colonels 69.4k subs are subbed just for Jeff 😂

[@KawaiiSoulB42]

Steep Inclines+ low gear= more torque. less stress if engine stress is a thing

[@BlackburnBigdragon]

The job DID day that the load was an articulated double trailer. Pay attention to the symbols in the lower right of each job offer box. Good luck!

[@flacch]

Colonel is going to park it. I'm sure

[@ganecristi6226]

Try going to Romania If u have the DLC. TRANSFAGARASAN is the road to drive on.

[@antygod]

assuming the game follows traffic laws (which it doesn't in Britain), having your lights on at all times is mandatory on Poland.

[@poilboiler]

The game is not very accurate to real life traffic laws.

[@kaldo_kaldo]

73 in a 31, tsk tsk

[@gareth14111984]

Can confirm. the Corsa came in 5dr XD

[@colonelfailure]

But why...

[@gareth14111984]

@@colonelfailure So Susan could strap in her baby seat without pulling her seat forward... (she was lazy..)

[@willhorton5991]

woodent that be funny if the trailer tipped over on him lols hahahahahahahahahaha

[@semiperfekt]

40:39 thats a Citroën C3, not a Corsa

[@cyberfutur5000]

Wow. This is like a train, but really dumb and dangerous. What's more fitting for this kind of viedotronic entertainment format?

[@abrkPL]

I apologise in advance, but I simply would not be myself if I didn't point out two things. 1. Your "like a boss" joke was indeed sophisticated, but it was also painfully wrong. "The Sun King" was Louis XIVe, one of the best and longest reigning monarchs Europe has ever had. He couldn't have been marched to the guillotine because he died (of natural causes) eighty years too soon. The king that was separated from his head during the French Revolution was Louis XVIe, which might belong to the worst monarchs that Europe has every had. 2. Your "Polska" and "Gdynia" were shockingly accurate, but your "Gdańsk" still needs a bit of work. Cheers!

[@colonelfailure]

I missed by one Louis. Hardly wrong by a million miles.

[@MikelNaUsaCom]

road train, nice!

[@MikelNaUsaCom]

Does this game include prostitution and serial murder, or is that just IRL?

[@asherpr1nce700]

keep pressing F5 to zoom on the SatNav

[@iLied12]

C gives you cruise control

[@colonelfailure]

What would I need that for?

[@iLied12]

I’m not sure, I thought it might help you with managing your speed. Although I understand it would go against your raison and etre.

[@stripeydoggydoo]

Is the title meant to be euro truck stimulator, colonel?!

[@gareth14111984]

It's CF... who knows...

[@Snake1257]

It was intentional. It's in the description.

[@antygod]

you are the punchline

[@harmzegt8066]

You Really need to visit specsavers. You haven’t got a driving license have you?

[@RandomWombleP]

Yep that was clearly your fault.

[@michaelhermanstyne5264]

Early Gangggg

[@mrhipbone]

Piling the level up points into high value cargo whilst ignoring said high value cargo jobs... 🤦‍♂️ For the love of god man put a point into long distance I beg you! 😅

[@colonelfailure]

No. Shan't.

[@mrhipbone]

@@colonelfailure ❤️

[@bjarnenilsson80]

Auztalia just call thay said " this is not a bkdy road train mate, to few trailers" justba bit of a log, you went 43MPH to fast teough actoll booth, spoeds arecreally low rgere. Allso you wherevdoing 74 in a 50, might think about slowing down a bit mate, your treaters might behave better