Who had a funner vacation?

[@Emelllll64]

Martin is keeping the loud American tourist stereotype alive and he's not even American.😭

[@cinnamontoastcrunch1666]

As a Canadian I’m telling you Americans and Canadians are BARELY different honestly I forget their different countries sometimes 😭

[@koi8971]

@@cinnamontoastcrunch1666 as a Canadian i disown and dont condone this one

[@halatiny6537]

Canada is in North America so I hate to tell you this he is American.

[@cinnamontoastcrunch1666]

@@koi8971 it’s the truth. I’m sorry Canada is just America 2.0 they’re not very different at all. The people are the same the politics are different but the people are VERY similar maybe not the same but Very similar. We need to stop rejecting it.😭😭

[@avamcbrayer4116]

He lived in America for almost his entire life

[@imnya5566]

“this is the guy who scammed me”😭😭

[@gia.v-g5t]

audibly laughed at this

[@z0mbimeat]

@@gia.v-g5t as opposed to inaudibly

[@mysteryyrosee]

Need a mandy face cam because HOW is she dead silent while filming all of this for martin 😭

[@nataliaaguilarstar]

She’s respecting his craft 😓

[@xi6969]

nonchalant queen

[@ThatWeaverKidd]

Mandy is gods strongest solider fr

[@thisuser2023]

Yk she loves his weirdness. It’s prob like a reality tv show irl 😂

[@hayypoopie]

hamzahs suffering while martin has everyone else suffering

[@sk-zk3yw]

realll

[@mads4248]

mandy is so brave for being able to stand there and watch martin give fun facts to random people without going insane 😭

[@vintagev3000]

I’d just keep the money in mind ahah

[@abrille1233]

it went on for so long lord 😭😭😭 i had to skip

[@kqjwhhsp1783]

😂😂😂

[@Meelameels]

@@mads4248 this has to be a humiliation kink for her. There’s no other explanation

[@cc_.13]

i have so much respect for her

[@frida3920]

everytime martin would go up to somebody they'd instantly start backing up and its killing meeeee😭

[@jesslussier]

The fun fact part went on a lot longer than expected

[@antidrainer]

LITERALLY LIKE BOY GO HOMEEE

[@lanabanananana]

@@antidrainerLMAOOOO

[@jessied6393]

GENUINELYYY

[@skankygaga]

it made the bit funnier the longer he stayed on it. really a genius of comedy 💀

[@6feeet]

martin talking to strangers always gives me an anxiety attack

[@vesa5352]

THISSS

[@makayla4398]

I genuinely had to skip those parts 😂😂😂

[@liliahna.]

no literally lmfaoo😭

[@Nataliesbooth]

@@6feeet I thought it was just me 😭

[@HowNeatImImpressed]

It’s actually kind of sweet, wasn’t that bad in this video compared to the Vidcon interactions. He’s so good at conversating. I’m envious of him.

[@Samhasdrip]

Martin got on those anxiety meds and never looked back

[@lillywillynilly]

i want what he’s on

[@Rianscd]

@@lillywillynillyProzac

[@pepperment1]

I am dying at this

[@genesisrolon3634]

martin vlogging his exposure therapy killed me 😭😭

[@avvaxs]

it actually hurt so bad

[@softplead]

i had to skip past it omg the secondhand embarrassment was too much

[@genesisrolon3634]

@@softpleadi watched it all with delight and a grin on my face

[@rosa_stars349]

@@genesisrolon3634 same HAHAH

[@mdhhaddon2119]

@@softpleadweak

[@mariameneses9738]

Martin going back to confront the store owner is sooo trifling LMFAOO

[@mwer3459]

no cuz WHY did he do that??!?😭😭

[@kokocore_]

felt so bad for the owner he probably thought martin would blast him in the video or sm 😭

[@Kiara-jk2fi]

YES LMAOO

[@gabriela-oh4np]

AND HE GAVE THE MONEY BACK LMFAOOAOAOOAOO

[@chloemorr77]

I’m having a heart attack watching it I cannot

[@Ardo2327]

The cut to martin being shirtless in the store really shook me to my core...

[@ramladan]

the crowd clapping for hamzah's glasses being real louis vuitton i'm crying.. turkey's princess diana

[@angelmanaois]

PRINCESS DIANA 😭😭

[@glowvxn]

she would’ve loved slushynoobz

[@beepboopbop1566]

I’m dying

[@punktic]

IM DEAD BROO

[@tangerinesryummy]

STOP

[@fshzi]

when the crab guy spawned out of nowhere when Martin was on his second victim I LOST it

[@AaM-hf6gx]

second victim😭😭

[@Iva-ob3mb]

SAME

[@rizmariarrogante7657]

NO CUZ I ACC DIEDD 😭😭

[@ariariariel]

this made me laugh so hard oml

[@zoee69]

PLS I WAS CRYINGGGG

[@Qtopian]

Im fully convinced the only reason people were being nice enough to Martin was that Mandy was there to make him look less weird 😭

[@RackDefender]

guy who helped martin was lowkey so kind 😭

[@sosafuhL]

broo when he came back i was dyingg at him interrupting martin“yes i remember i remember ” 😭😭

[@anniehoney03]

he was very kind 😭😭

[@kami-sama707]

@@sosafuhLTHAT HAD ME DYINNNNNNN

[@juliad9611]

Martin giving like 10 different people the same fun fact is so funny

[@jayhouke]

it felt like 20 people i was like 😰😣

[@winterlows]

that’s gonna be 5 euros

[@8ri4nna]

wait hi twin

[@maiafp4569]

The whole road clapping for hamzah killed me

[@Wild_mint]

Martin genuinely fascinates me, how does he not get embarrassed

[@mwer3459]

HE FASCINATES YOU😭😭

[@mania104]

@@mwer3459genuinely its crazy how shameless he is

[@nnnn_o8o]

He probably does

[@vintagev3000]

Right writings a fine thing aha

[@nikcoleangell]

I wish I was like that

[@pinkie_lia]

Martin over exaggerating the hand gestures while telling people some random ass facts he probably made up has me crying 😭😭😭😭😭

[@cdhans5992]

Everything he said was actually true

[@i_hate_capitalism]

@@cdhans5992 i knew itd be true he looks like a history nerd xD

[@aneirinjae]

as someone who grew up in portugal bro lied abt everything😭😭

[@mrcrankypants72]

one of these guys are lying

[@bot64397]

@@cdhans5992 actually? I thought he was capping hardddd

[@emmav1156]

Unironically Martin would be a phenomenal history teacher or just any kind of teacher in general. He’s very animated and makes sure the person he is sharing his knowledge with understands what he’s saying

[@user-ml8go9yw6q]

except that its misinformation😭

[@lilyrgeorge]

@@user-ml8go9yw6qI JUST LAUGHED SO LOUD

[@emmav1156]

@@user-ml8go9yw6qit’s the thought that counts

[@Fifi-jb3yx]

he would be a fantastic miss rachel

[@emilyrosed8479]

Mandy is a SOLDIER for withstanding watching martin speak to strangers on the street

[@teresav46]

mandy is a freak like them too😭

[@luket8611]

Holy glaze

[@emmababin8128]

@@luket8611stop overusing slang u don’t understand 😭

[@luket8611]

@@emmababin8128 smd lil bro how is she not glazing

[@mikeborggrech4180]

@@luket8611i will find you

[@starr360]

That guy was STRESSING trying to find Martin crab 😭

[@ninalinda3835]

the way he found him again after too 😭😭😭 mans was dedicated to the side quest

[@Meelameels]

@@starr360 it was SOO sweet and hospitable 😭😭 I hope he’s having a good day

[@macintoshhhh]

martin always complaining about his anxiety and then PUTS HIMSELF IN THR MOST ANXIOUS SITUTATIONS

[@alljoharrra]

everytime martin and hamzah talk to any real person a shudder goes through my body

[@_hi_3363]

Martin’s fun facts were killing me like how does Mandy deal with him lol

[@charrggg]

@@alljoharrra I’m dying

[@0518diary]

this is the realest thing ever said

[@FattyPatty1785]

Saw this exact comment on another vid

[@alljoharrra]

@@FattyPatty1785i literally just thought of that i didn’t steal it

[@savdawn6241]

I love when hamzah films random people for no reason at all

[@savdawn6241]

“This is the guy that scammed me whassup 😛 !!”

[@Kiara-jk2fi]

LMAO FR

[@vintagev3000]

I do to but random kids was weird af

[@gabriela-oh4np]

@@vintagev3000i thought those were his cousins or something

[@vintagev3000]

@@gabriela-oh4np yeah I hope so there just a lot in this vid could’ve been avoided idk gives me freaks me out with everything going on rn

[@namjoonimthemantoo]

Aw Hamzah looks genuinely happy laughing with his brothers in the car

[@djslikk.]

people think what martin does is odd/embarrasing but me personally its very helpful to see the reality of making conversation and how accepting people can be. with so much social anxiety this helps me feel like i can also do what hes doing too and thats big for me

[@eggsshellss]

EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING ! It’s inspiring me to just chit chat more because it’s not a big deal !

[@Kaikaiiiiii]

@@eggsshellssI feel the same way it’s so inspiring lowkey 😭 like I can go talk to random people too if I just smile???

[@Caroline-lu9ht]

i agree i always do my best to channel my inner martin now and it feels healing and fun and great

[@samcruz9405]

honestly yeah…..

[@hyukaberryz]

i admire it like omg

[@Y2khadra]

Hamzah managed to make us feel bad for him even though he’s on vacation this is crazy

[@ZzzZ-sb9ju]

He’s so baby girl

[@yanelimontesdeoca7158]

Lmfaooo

[@souupyyy]

its the mans own mental

[@NoemiMercatelli]

I actually cried when hamza told the story about him falling in the toiler jcsdovnsofinvoernv

[@glowvxn]

i had to cover my mouth because i was laughing so hard why is nobody talking about that 😭

[@winteronvenus]

Timestamp?

[@norppp5999]

@@winteronvenus24:44

[@NoemiMercatelli]

@@winteronvenus 24:50

[@nataliaaguilarstar]

@@winteronvenus25:06

[@ninerva4622]

hamzah in active existential dread and martin purely enjoying life to it’s fullest is the balance the universe needs

[@itsmissblair]

i like when hamzah talks to animals like theyre humans. no baby voice, no cuteness, just “bro”

[@saigegarver6540]

this was, by far, the hardest slushy noobz video to watch

[@connorpatterson5464]

I wonder if mandy feels the same fear we do in our hearts from behind the camera when martin has these interactions

[@normalgirlsza]

i think she and martin are both a little crazy. her giggling at the awkward moments made me think theyre perfect for each other.

[@ChampagneBaller]

She’s the Harley Quinn to his Joker

[@goofyyyy6969]

I’m terrified of what he’s gonna say

[@hannahmurphy3967]

Hamzah doing the beach prank for his uncle was so funny and sweet. Wholesome moment 😊

[@GhastlyGhabbyy]

the way the shampoo kept missing hamzah’s head😭

[@annadough5309]

The £2 shirt was the plot twist of the century

[@krystenkamai374]

I can feel my skin crawling a little bit watching Martin telling the tourist fun facts

[@Kiara-jk2fi]

NO LITERALLY

[@nostrossss]

Free of Charge🤠!!

[@tamara45673]

and they way he was just lying 😭 nobody in portugal ever ate peacocks 😭😭😭

[@kiwacita]

I shed a few tears

[@omega7_o187]

My heart dropped when martin said he was going to confront the guy that scammed him😭

[@cyborgswithtea]

I had to watch that part with one eye closed I couldn’t handle it

[@adamarialvarado2978]

each time I thought Martin was going to move on to another bit, more strangers appeared... Mandy is a warrior for filming because I would've ran

[@coyov8561]

Not even 10minutes in and Martin has mentioned hamzah like 15 TIMES and hamzah is playing hide n seek w homeless dogs 😭

[@lain2478]

white people vacation vs poc vacation

[@asmaa___]

no fr 😂😂

[@ela-el3cm]

kiz turkiye gel the amount of white ppl there are what are u saying

[@danmacr]

@@ela-el3cmi think op meant white as in martin and poc as in hamzah lol

[@ribbonsinmyheart]

wdym hamzah’s white

[@homunculusblunt]

@@ribbonsinmyheart in his dreams maybe 💜💜

[@castleroque3218]

This has to be the funniest video yet the contrast of Martin standing in that giant beautiful plaza to hamzah interacting with a scared wild dog is killing me

[@prxilo]

bro i had to pause and take a min each time martin was doing the random fun facts to strangers i couldn’t handle it

[@mack7771]

i literally had to skip omg 😭😔😭😭

[@Kiara-jk2fi]

it killed something inside of me

[@emilyespinoza845]

me too 😭😭😭😭😭 it’s giving me second hand embarrassment

[@ramonalabat360]

Bruh literally hiding in this comment while watching

[@ramonalabat360]

And clenching

[@sharksmiile]

The “wallah” about that shit being real was crazy 😭

[@jordanbuckfruit]

Is this not the same sweatsuit from the vlog at the Gucci store in Toronto?

[@lovrboi]

@@jordanbuckfruityeah it is

[@lovrboi]

@@jordanbuckfruitwait wtf… if you’re the jordan buck i’m thinking of, do you have an older sister named jessica LMAO i feel so weird asking but i’m so curious now

[@hiba-yy5py]

fr I was shocked 😭😭😭

[@olivialemond7357]

it physically hurts me to watch martin do these stranger interactions but I also think it is beautiful that he can.

[@nadsvol6]

“i just got a foot rub in the bathroom” TOOK ME OUT 😭😭😭

[@CiaraMcDermott-m3e]

hamzah saying "I don't feel cool or funny without martin around" I love him and them so much

[@FrenchMaze]

okay but mandy is actually an amazing camerawoman

[@paula_irl]

agustin hunting martin down the streets of madrid to show him the crab is honestly so cute

[@en_mu]

i really hope for martin and mandy that they went back to that crab restaurant, bc the effort that man made to remember where it wasAND showing it to them was so kind and sweet lmao

[@r1naberry]

MARTINS POSE WHEN HE TOOK HIS SHORTS OFF????!!! IM HOWWWWLINGGG

[@lindanella5137]

When Martin stomped on the floor when the lady told him the shirt was not for sale and she ran away from him LOLLL

[@nozo5280]

the way martin talks about hamzah in every clip they’re in love fs😭

[@prodphnxx]

thats litterally the point of the video…

[@harpstarr]

it’s actually called having a best friend! hope this helps WHY DID NOT A SINGLE PERSON READ MY COMMENT RIGHT. loving someone and being IN love with them are totally different things. martin and hamzah love each other, theyre not in love. stupid ahh

[@ls.rott3nsp1n33]

@@harpstarrthat’s literally what op said

[@harpstarr]

@@ls.rott3nsp1n33 what does this mean

[@Hemogoblin127]

​@harpstarr I love my best friend hope this helps!

[@madisonorchard6865]

I’ve been microdosing this video. It’s too much to handle at one time 😭

[@atarax.a]

The fact his uncle kept missing him with the soap killed me

[@kamena23]

martin made me want to scream out of sheer terror this entire video so every time hamzah appeared i let out a sigh of relief thank you slushynoobz for always keeping me on my toes 🙏🏻

[@breedefeo8897]

Mandy is officially my hero after watching Martins social interactions in this because I cannot imagine witnessing that irl let alone filming it so well at the same time

[@tanvisinghal9347]

WHEN THE CRAB GUY CAME BACK LMAO 32:18

[@Mandiscandi]

JUMPSCARE

[@grilledcheezemurp]

NO ADTUALLY I CANT STOP CACKLING 😭😭

[@massivelegend3339]

bro like what am I watching

[@lylamonroe1948]

SO FUNNY BRO

[@katvaldi]

I LOST IT

[@jaydenwoodside-biggs7321]

i love how good martin is at embarrassing himself infront of strangers

[@this4ppiplup]

the differences between martins and hamzahs vacations, I CANT STOP LAUGHING. martin trying to expose the shop owner I CANTTTT

[@Attacked]

the rep sellers giving hamza "vip" gotta be the funniest shit ever

[@marthy3856]

AHHSAHHAA

[@meganthoustallionlol1399]

hamzah without martin is a depressed insecure little boy, and martin without hamzah is a social anxiety tyrant. they need each other for checks and balances! im so glad theyre fleshbound now and will never be able to leave each others sights :>

[@Daniellathepreditor]

bro what

[@maxgibson5131]

you need help

[@JAMESNOTWELL]

@@maxgibson5131tra

[@ginaverses]

..

[@Lamar7]

Fleshbound ❤

[@aylaw8641]

the confidence these boys have to talk so loudly and vlog infront of so many foreigners who hardcore judge you is amazing

[@luisuh]

“chicken is female… uhhh abuela?” martin please 😭😭

[@beehearted]

😭😭😭😭

[@z_bennet4208]

and the culo????😭😭

[@areeba4178]

Just when I needed yall (I have 5 assignments due in 4 hours)

[@liliystar5495]

This comment makes me feel so safe

[@slushyoilers]

@@areeba4178 I bathe in the glow of glory as I read your comment. It feels nice knowing there’s someone out there who’s just as quirky as me

[@nadiabrewer8517]

@@slushyoilersi second this

[@graciella1212]

MEEE 😭

[@Shreks_freshbussy]

me.

[@fried_knot1802]

Martin yapping about Hamza in the most beautiful locations is the funniest thing yet

[@silaswaldhaus8423]

the lexapro is working too well on him

[@isabellalarios8626]

LMFAAAOOOOOO

[@Kaikaiiiiii]

Was thinking this lmao

[@emilyelizabethlol]

LMFAO

[@iluvfrankocean33]

Whooooo?

[@winteronvenus]

@@iluvfrankocean33martan

[@Nataliesbooth]

Martín is overstimulating me with them fun facts

[@rosa_stars349]

HIM AND THE PEACOCK FARM IM CRYIN

[@taiqt7491]

The guy was so kind to come back and show Martin where to get crab

[@jamie5841]

28:36 Legitimately the first time I've seen Martin break character in a relatively human way

[@sc_09_ar]

RIGHT? 😧

[@glodieee_]

ai is getting so advanced fr

[@aliceisyuck]

Relatively human lmao

[@art2ngels]

is it just me or was he mimicking weston 😭😭😭😭😭😭 the sisters always do that spit laugh everytime they break character i thought it was soo similar

[@bxd1632]

​@@art2ngelsno way he did that...

[@pix.barlss]

I cannot breathe martin and that old man just staring into the distance with the blaring boiling Croatian sun beaming on them with the salty turquoise water gently brushing against their legs really representing that no matter your age we are all human truly brought tears to my eyes, really moving. Keep up the good work bro amazing! ❤

[@z_bennet4208]

this comment is the kind of thing hamzah would think about probably

[@papipalacios]

Augustine telling martin to shut up while he was thinking where martin can get crab got me dead fr

[@kedimcokmal]

5:45 she said "they're(the dogs) arent mad at you they're mad at the people who made this place like this"

[@bm8524]

aw that sweet lady, she’s so real for that

[@sikkening]

damn that's sad af YAY

[@ssyra]

tell them bacim💞

[@z_bennet4208]

@@ssyraomg kızlarr❤

[@marianal5625]

martin is lowkey so inspiring talking to people without feeling any shame i admire that a lot of

[@marianal5625]

i take it back im having the worst case of second hand embarrassment of my life

[@jatziri_marsol]

@@marianal5625😭😭😭

[@dniablo]

@@marianal5625OMG SAME

[@marleightidwell2040]

This video is actually my favorite thing to ever exist😭😭 I alr know imma be rewatching it😭😭😭

[@على_شحم]

same! im rewatching it now😭

[@gtbsgsbe]

Mandy is such an inspiration she’s so so strong it’s unreal I love u Mandy thank u for existing and being able to handle martin it’s very impressive

[@Meelameels]

I’m crying at the fact that hamzah went to a wedding in a geek squad shirt and a red cap

[@Andromeda4b]

FOR REAL

[@JordanVentresca]

Had to pause and rethink life many times

[@shucksspunfivee]

that awkward moment when im trying to smoke a cigarette in peace but then i get uploaded to the slushy noobz youtube channel

[@antidrainer]

HELP

[@marijaa1935]

u know it's a slushy noobz golden one when second-hand embarrassment had me pausing the video every 5 minutes

[@mairydamaskinou]

24:59 the whole time hamzah was saying the poop story so loudly I was thinking all the people that heard him

[@marcoram1198]

why was the interaction with Agustin so cute like I love people like that 😭

[@bogw1tch]

32:55 'para comer culo?' these poor men trying to help him find crab 😂😂 absolutely lost it

[@sqicysucculents]

WHEN THE FIRST GUY CAME BACK TO THEM BECAUSE HE REMEMBERED THE PLACE😭😭😭

[@arus.2171]

bro the way both of the men giggled when martin said that too, nms

[@CattleyaTereso]

@@sqicysucculents he was so sweet for coming backkk 😭❤

[@sqicysucculents]

@@CattleyaTereso RIGHT?! It’s so heart warming🫶🏼🫶🏼

[@soshy8561]

Martin's part of the video was like a horror movie

[@emmagorman7527]

Martin’s social skills are unreal

[@sntvr609]

my new slushy noobz. their whole deal is that they’re two chill guys that lowkey don’t give a ####.

[@slushyoilers]

STOP CURSING.

[@peachesareruined]

LMAOOOO

[@synth555]

what did you just say to me.

[@kookvszn]

🤫

[@freshmeat2501]

for those wondering, they said fuck

[@berrysweetAnna]

16:05 i cant take it anymore please martin dont ever do that again

[@SunnyGraham-be5ey]

10:02 guys I’m scared how is Mandy brave enough to film this

[@No1Munch0907]

i literally have to look away while watching this i cant take it 😭

[@Ravenwho1]

She’s one of them

[@rvrcn]

she was literally a top general at the idgaf wars

[@vintagev3000]

Even when they’re apart they’re non stop thinking about each other . Ugh I love ,love !

[@gloriaxjean3958]

CRAB GUY COMING BACK IS SO FUNNY

[@emmagorman7527]

You guys are so brave for doing long distance. Love truly knows no bounds

[@LacedWaffle]

Martin taking his FUCKING SHIRT OFF in the god damn store has me DEAD..

[@tayl0rg4ngg]

the cut to this part genuinely had me cracking up

[@evamarinmora7174]

Nah thats act normal

[@kuronkurro]

39:13 actually cried and threw up and dissolved like salt and shat my pants and fell into the toilet

[@bearloom]

the crab guy coming back to them again is killing me

[@zen6082]

martin playing tour guide has me dead 😭😭

[@Fionaorno]

29:49 the man was STRESSING

[@belladicanio5206]

mandy deserves a nobel peace prize for standing strong and recording martin

[@eversinceve]

these bros having a vacation mid off battle ☠️

[@kycam7866]

😂😂

[@zey4958]

we need more people like Agustine so wholesome

[@zairapantoja1762]

Those anxiety meds are giving Martin to much confidence...

[@xc3162]

Cryingggg