Who is the NEWEST Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?!?

[@dorkly]

What do you think of this ABSOLUTELY OUTRAGEOUS new Turtle?

[@shadofett7495]

I think he should be put out of his misery. No offense

[@danielsantiagourtado3430]

He would be at Home in picasso's paintings

[@danielsantiagourtado3430]

Idea guys! Have Picasso try to woo April 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kleinwolf35]

I knew it! Saw a random meme and... Yup, Picasso. Just... not THAT horrible.

[@rocko7711]

😂❤🤣

[@jacobwilliams5808]

That was, by far, the most disturbing Ninja Turtles Dorkly spoof I have ever seen.

[@animezilla4486]

This spoof from remind me in episode of the 2012 series where there was a monster called April derp

[@wynsley]

@@animezilla4486yeah that’s what I was thinking too. They’ve fought things like that before

[@Devils_Lair_Comics]

​@@animezilla4486 April-derp was nowhere near as disturbing as Picasso here

[@nerdstudent8852]

Yeah man, for a moment it turns comedy into real horror, especially when Mikey got traumatized 😅

[@basketballfan23]

@@animezilla4486there’s also the episode where they fight the huge blob that was three shredder mutants all mutated together

[@dejinnthedjinn5311]

I like how Picasso doesn't attack Mikey, he just let's him go insane.

[@jiado6893]

It’s like a Lovecraft story. Once your mind has broken, the creatures will no longer see you as an intruder.

[@Greenkitten45]

I'm sure it's just so Mikey can serve him.

[@sailordaigurren8225]

​@@Greenkitten45brother good

[@michaelludlow626]

This is his Ronin origin story

[@RNRED10]

Last Ronin all over again

[@facelessman9224]

I always found it funny that a bunch of renaissance artists decided to name themselves after cartoon turtles, but who am I to judge.

[@arkbuble]

Dude, thats not how it was!!! Their parents decided to name them after cartoon turtles... probably before they decided to become a bunch of renaissance artists. So it was a huge coincidence i guess.

[@bulletpunch9317]

A dumbo

[@ichijofestival2576]

[Live Studio Ostrich]: Ha-ha!

[@Void-a7k]

What do you mean?

[@Tophatjones358]

@@Void-a7ksarcasm is sometimes too much people

[@PokeMasrerJ]

Fun fact! There was once an official Fifth turtle. It was a girl named Venus de Milo . Oh, and doing some research ; there was another female turtle, this one named Jennika. Didn't know that last one. The more you know.

[@BeyondDaX]

and yet the world only acknowledges 4 and not 5. Especially not after Picasso.

[@stoopidpursun8140]

And naturally they were both better than the originals in every conceivable way...

[@JinxeyRoyal]

Just never mention her to original creator Peter Laird. He hates Venus with a passion.

[@PokeMasrerJ]

@@JinxeyRoyal wasn't aware there was drama with her. Noted

[@EOm93]

Fun fact. For a short while April was a mutant turtle too. And don't forget "fifth turtle" Zack

[@hadoken80]

Canonically, they correctly left Mikey as the last one

[@andret.1527]

The Last Ronin! 😄

[@romnickcabugnao7387]

@@andret.1527 yes

[@Turtle_Nerdola_BR]

and the death of every turtle is right: rafael, leonardo, donatello and the last one: mikey

[@stoopidpursun8140]

Man, I've never seen anything more twisted and disturbing when it comes to the ninja turtles in my entire life. I mean, French onion soup? What kind of deranged mind would even think of such a thing?

[@jw8160]

😂

[@kyleherman3963]

But that sounds delicous

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

Hipsters

[@Diaphat]

It's better as a French onion dip.

[@armsofzeus]

I was thinking the same thing. I was thrown off more by that than the actual twist.

[@ninjaman0003]

If there is a new teenage mutant ninja turtle, shouldn’t the other 4 be middle-age mutant ninja turtles now?

[@augustoortiz1254]

Unless we have a timeskip, like the last ronin, they are forever teenager

[@blacksmoke6292]

​@@augustoortiz1254or if you use TMNT show where there was a female Turtle.

[@augustoortiz1254]

@@blacksmoke6292 venus de milo

[@bulletpunch9317]

Ash is still 10

[@sparkydoodle696]

Somebody did an animation or comic about that

[@jshelton100]

Shredder made the right choice. 😂

[@spiralmatt8946]

Why did he jump like that??

[@shinigamiphantom1391]

I was actually pondering on why turtles never increased their numbers with new batches of turtles. It's an interesting concept.

[@elvinmendoza5617]

If you've never read last Ronin, new turtles are raised at the end of it.

[@vgtrp]

There are other turtle characters in the comics.

[@Deathmare235]

@@elvinmendoza5617that’s cause most of the old turtles are dead

[@Deathmare235]

@@vgtrpare they with the TNMT though

[@elvinmendoza5617]

@@Deathmare235 I was trying not to spoil the story

[@draconiclady0610]

Nice that Shredder "Noped" out of there on a bunny hop

[@siobhannoble8545]

Funny how the accidental mutants are always more stable than the deliberately created ones.

[@Reviewer2016]

That makes Shredder, and Zelda the people in the Dorkly universe that NOPE their way out of the situation. Aside from the actually smart Pokémon trainer is there anyone I missed?

[@bernirn]

"i got a big suprise for you!" "is that a robe that closes all the way... please?" ... i died.

[@brandontaylor6677]

No. Never.

[@richardsalas2845]

I love how shredder jumps like a ballerina while saying nope

[@SxD1982]

If "TMNT: The Last Ronin" was a John Carpenter horror story... Amazing video I laughed hard with this one.

[@BalboaGoku]

Makes sense, considering what Leo did. I get the reference. 🫢

[@virologiclist25akajoshp82]

Bro the way shredder just casually hops out of the lair off screen kills me dude!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@tatsukagemarou]

I didn't even notice that 😅 😂😂 It's great

[@virologiclist25akajoshp82]

​@@tatsukagemarouriiiight!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@theshepdawg6809]

Oh boy! I needed some good ol’ fashioned body horror today. That’s some delicious trauma that I’ll never be able to unsee!

[@Tokyoghoul4life]

Yeah I started watching and was confident. I started watching the TMNT short. Came here and was like...why do I not remember this. Then I started getting traumatized and realized...oh lol. This is new. Because I'd remember being this disturbed for sure

[@Mr.Feather130]

That fifth turtle felt like something out of a eldritch horror story

[@GabePuratekuta]

Or was created by John Cronenberg.

[@Mr.Feather130]

@@GabePuratekuta oh you mean the guy who made those creature feature films?

[@GabePuratekuta]

@@Mr.Feather130 Yep. And he designed the Xenomorphs.

[@Mr.Feather130]

@@GabePuratekuta oh neat!

[@ablosch2452]

Fun fact, the 2003 TMNT had an episode where the turtles fight Cthulhu.

[@LuxisAlukard]

It's been more then 20 years since I first time heard the joke "who was Picasso? -5th ninja turtle" I never imagined that joke coming to life in such a way...

[@savickgaming7505]

I swear, when shredder said nope, I lost it 😂

[@GabePuratekuta]

Did you find it again?

[@FIRO347]

I did too! That was hilarious!

[@blakestephens8211]

​@@GabePuratekuta😂

[@Rokuns]

Love how Shredder took one look and was like "Nope!".

[@hogg156]

This was going to be one of two things: An abomination from hell, or a perfect mutant who outclasses all the other turtles combined.

[@GabePuratekuta]

Yep. A monster or a Full-body Diglett.

[@cartoonfan9million468]

I have to say that Picasso the horribly mutated turtle was the scariest thing i have ever seen on a Dorkly video.

[@theshipper5797]

Ok, I think out of all of dorklys vids, THIS, THIS is the one that is the most terrifying. Like horror movie levels of terrifying. Maybe they should get the movie rights to make it an official movie, it'd be incredible to watch.

[@somisimons]

For real, French Onion Soup is the scariest thing ever!

[@Burning-Twilight]

I had first thought the fifth turtle was gonna be Venus or Jennika (actual characters) but this....was far more horrifying.

[@VerdeMorte]

As horrifying as the April clones?

[@Burning-Twilight]

@@VerdeMorte Can't say, haven't seen those but I'm somewhat terrified to think what those would look like.

[@VerdeMorte]

@@Burning-Twilight From the 3D animated TV show. *And yes, She(s) was...*

[@afrikasmith1049]

Last Ronin: (Mikey unlocks his latent potential.) Dorkly: (Mikey goes insane.)

[@lanigirognithemos]

Based on Picaso's paintings I'd say that turtle looks the part 🤣

[@jasonmegax9460]

Leo just couldn’t take it anymore and just end it all 1:18

[@Stefe144]

Was expecting a shuckle crossover. But this... is also good I guess

[@GabePuratekuta]

Shuckle's not a turtle, though.

[@tapdancinggiraffe9047]

I find it crazy how at any point, they could've just ran away after Splinter got killed. Instead they all either froze up or committed sepuku

[@omegaweapon116]

Except for Raphael. He went out like a warrior.

[@somisimons]

I know for a fact that all the turtles would 4v1 picasso to avenge their father

[@MikeyC19836]

That's Exactly how Picasso would paint a Turtle.

[@haphazardprism]

"My bones, they burn father" vibes

[@AnzioTV]

I'm gonna tell future generations that this is "The Last Ronin".

[@Radnick0024]

If that's Picasso, I'd hate to see what Pollock looks like. 😳

[@BloodCountessAlice]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 me too

[@kevinc2970]

This is just a reimagined comic that already existed

[@SuperIchi]

Jesus fucking christ lol This was crazy already and then Leo committing seppuku took it to a whole other level O_o

[@MrSimon3059]

Venus: AM I A JOKE TO- *sees Picasso* You know what, never mind.

[@CodeXCDM]

If you stop at 1:23 you can pretend this is the Last Ronin origin.

[@Kelswagsinandballin]

Picasso bulit like one of amalgam from undertale

[@pikaverse2497]

This needs a part 2 of this video

[@houstonthephantom]

I can’t believe “Cloaca am full” is a quote from a video in 2024, not from a Homestar Runner-era flash video 20 years ago

[@Hyperion-5744]

Master splinter created a turtle version of The Thing.

[@gabrielolegario1408]

I was expecting either Jennika, Venus, or Kirby, though Picasso seems to be like a beast to me.

[@hughmorris7557]

“Tonight I dine on French onion soup!” - Shredder

[@HansDampf-bt8jy]

Love how Shredder just noped outta there.

[@juliancastro3975]

Showed this to my little brother, he was visibly shaken😂

[@waves2378]

I showed this to my mom, and she was not happy. It doesn’t take much to disgust her. Either that or I’ve just been very desensitized to this sort of thing.

[@Nathan-Explosion]

I like how all the other turtles voices from the other videos from Dorkly were accurate but this seems like they were desperate to come up with something.

[@CKibbles]

I guess you could say Picasso left the OG Turtles shell shocked

[@trailblazerlazerrazerd9027]

I'm laughing but part of me is over here shaking my head thinking; “Dorkly what have you done?” And yeah it started with the “French onion soup” line 😅🤦🏾‍♂️🤣🤣....😵😭😭😭. The other part of me screaming internally was like; “What kind of Tetsuo from Akira Sh!t is That?!!” 🤢🤮 (I was feeling the same way as Mikey). Lmao

[@danielsantiagourtado3430]

Your work and TMNT is amazing! You guys are the Best 😊😊😊😊

[@elusivenarwhal1996]

Happy 40th Birthday my sons, here's your present, A NEW BROTHER!

[@lightyearpig12]

I’d rather have Venus than that freak of nature.

[@phorchybug3286]

Oh hey look, a secret boss.

[@Avigorus]

The worst thought one could have about this: what happens when April shows up.

[@polfachini6489]

you just had to bring it up huh?

[@Shorai_3]

Now that Papa Meat isn't making cartoons anymore, I guess somebody had to carry the legacy.

[@mushra50]

I love how shredder had common sense just to leave

[@itsYaMans]

Bro, that “pizza time” fucking destroyed me

[@HarbingerOfBattle]

So Leo pulls a full on suicide in a comedy video and the internet is NOT freaking out? There must be hope after all.

[@themangomanjuice]

Very wholesome, fantastic video as always.

[@HarmonyBunny]

Picasso being a literal blob monster is "wholesome" to you?

[@roripantsu]

i swear for every eldritch abomination dorkly makes itll be enough to make a horror game

[@psychicpotatoboy]

Hey look, they wanted French onion soup, Piccaso did us all a favor

[@blackmagician7645]

The rest of the turtles should have followed their leader. He showed them the only honorable ninja exit.

[@alphaghoul]

. . . Picasso spared Michelangelo.

[@andret.1527]

The fact that Raph. Leo, and Don got killed off in that order shows this is the Dorkly version of The Last Ronin. Mikey: Ive seen some shit April!!! Shit I am NOT proud of!!!

[@blmaners93]

1:40 this part made me laugh so hard. Seeing shredder hop away saying nope is hilarious.😂😂😂

[@markeyiszra]

Mikey got so scared that his animation turn using motion tween.

[@TheGoldenConnorific]

That's how Mikey became The Last Ronin

[@Sly88Frye]

I seriously thought it would going to be a mutant turtle carrying a gun. But wow this is so messed up😂

[@NathanDav42]

Never thought I’d see a TMNT crossover with The Thing.

[@jaketaller8567]

0:12 I guess they weren’t in the mood for pizza today.

[@waves2378]

They’ll never be in the mood again after Picasso’s “cloaca am full” comment.

[@ainie5577]

0:12 french onion SOUP

[@Goremejy]

Oh gee I’m sure the “new turtle” will just a completely normal member of the team and not just a generic “abomination” right?

[@DeadhunterThe]

This is what happens when modern art clashes with Renaissance art.

[@RoccoMendoza-m4p]

This might be some of y’all’s best pixel animation work in years omg I’m in love with

[@SomeCraftive-Art]

Happy 17th Anniversary Dorkly!

[@RutchitFilmsEntertainment]

when shredder runs from a huge turtle lol.

[@polfachini6489]

yoo now I noticed the Clocktower soundtrack..awesome 😂

[@GoddessShadowYT]

no one not gonna notice how Leo just straight up *Hari Kiri'ed himself* just from the horror of Picaso's grotesqued form just *absorbing* Master Splinter & ejecting out his skull onto that odd pizzabox? 😳😳..like where were your *Healing Hands* for that bruh?

[@XDarkAlphaZ13]

Me: a new turtle what will they call him Picasso Dorkly: This is Picasso Me: thats weird but it would be cool if this ended with all the turtles merged with it as some kind of twisted abomination just like a Picasso Dorkly: ends the vid with all the turtles merged as a mutant abomination Me: ........ Dorkly get out of my head lol but yes its not a dorkly vid unless it both Entertains me and Disturbs me at the same time 🤣🤣🤣

[@coolstuff4828]

Donnie:leo what do we do Leo:unalives him self Mikey:looses it

[@nemesisofeden]

So Shredder is strong enough to psychologically withstand an eldritch abomination. Neat.

[@andrewhunt1328]

That's what really brought up on the last ronin storyline, isn't it?!

[@joshuaolsoncook]

Devil May Cry- People named after characters in The Divine Comedy or Christian martyrs. Skyrim- Creatures named after mythical creatures and entities. Dislyte- Same as the above example, only broader. Hellsing- Characters based on classic gothic horror, such as Alexander Anderson being based on Frankenstein’s Monster and Walter based on Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. And Alucard being Dracula. Jojo- Characters named after famous musicians and songs, but tweaked in the dub to avoid copyright laws.

[@tykiradx4759]

Leonardo: Blue 💙 Donatello: Purple 💜 Raphael: Red ♥️ Michelangelo: Orange 🧡 Venus Di Milo: Cyan 🩵 Jennika: Yellow 💛 Slash: Black 🖤 In my opinion, if Picasso was a canon Ninja Turtle, he would wear white 🤍

[@gasparsigma]

I came here for the laughs, left with therapy appointment set

[@thelion7929]

I thought it was gonna be good ol Schukle.

[@chewmaniac86]

I can never unsee this...😅😅😱😱😱😱

[@Pepsimaaaaaan]

love the Clock Tower reference

[@danielsantiagourtado3430]

Ironically picasso could have painted that abomination if he had knowledge about the Tmnt!

[@Reclaim.290]

Well that was horrifying 😨

[@jiado6893]

The name of Picasso is pretty clever, and you don't draw attention to it. Which is cool.

[@Shamar_Phillip_Shorts_34]

0:42 Me When we see Rule 34

[@24LionHearts]

when the teaser came out I always knew they're gonna name the new turtle another artist. 😂

[@alexfischer7876]

"Nope" indeed, Shredder. _Jeezy Cripes..._

[@t-bird6853]

Wasn't gonna click on this video, but then I saw it's from Dorkly. (You guys are amazing!)

[@valmid5069]

Can’t wait for more hilarious comedy from this channel!!!

[@michma121]

Splinter, "Boys, there's a fifth turtle!" Mikey, "Is it a girl?" Splinter, "Nope." Mikey, "In other words, we're still doing the sausagefest thing and never gonna get laid...Great."

[@simon_magus65ad]

I was not ready for this

[@Remake5182]

Missed these

[@Blazemoth]

What a missed opportunity, you could've named it "Pablo".