Who is the Phastest Phighter? - A PHIGHTING! Experiment

I ran a lap around Crossroads, starting from spawn, with every single Phighter! It took an hour!
Timings are not exact, but the focus is on the order/ranking, not the precise times themselves.

[@CRABLOOSHI]

i lost my shit when my dumbass accidentally misread it as "Who is the fartest phighter" i cant take it anymore

[@MeboDotExe]

it’s Shuriken

[@peavuh]

@@MeboDotExe correct

[@SepiKeyk]

I’m gonna merge with the floor and die I misread it as that too

[@minifye]

Big booty freak and she phart

[@Bitter_chan]

@@MeboDotExeshuri is best boy 🔥🔥🔥

[@jdog2fifty]

top phighters for hyperlaser to avoid

[@RedRoyalR]

Skater's M2 gives more speed when done during a trick, so the time could be potentially faster.

[@MeboDotExe]

oh, I didn’t know that actually! I’ll keep that in mind if I do another, thanks!

[@Swift_lol]

If you perfectly time 2 tricks without triggering the 1st trick speed and then you M2 You will get 2 +30 on your speed

[@miclui1352]

@@Swift_lolunfortunately its actually an unintentional feature this can also happen when boombox lands on a ledge with his e, causing him to not be considered on the floor

[@Swift_lol]

@@miclui1352 funi

[@MeboDotExe]

Hey! So this is a bit different than what I usually do, but it seemed like a fun experiment to run, so I just sat down and ran around in Roblox for an hour. Hope you found this mildly interesting! UPDATE - Appreciating all the feedback/things I missed in the comments! If you know of anything else that I missed, please tell me!

[@crisvalladares1492]

Remove the S in phastest and boom new video idea

[@MeboDotExe]

Boombox

[@BlackrocksFinest1]

ITS BANHAMMER. NO ARGUEMENT.

[@CreatorProductionsOriginal]

I love the running gag that every vid about phighting! can’t use F’s (at least in the title) and only should use PH’s to replace F’s

[@ren6e]

idk if you know, or if they changed it, but jumping before using sword's e gives him a bit more distance (like 30 more studs i think, so 80 studs in total. he can only grab enemies within those 50 studs though)

[@MeboDotExe]

i Did Not know that! I’ll go test it out in a bit, actually. neat to know!

[@powdereclairs]

thats foreshadowing on vine staffs part.. NOT HYPERLASER TOO

[@cuppoboba9400]

If you can give this experiment another try, I'd suggest you race the phighters in a straight line for more accurate results instead of the entire Plaza. Idk what places would be perfect, but do find a wall, facing a lot of place. If yknow what I mean- Other than that, good experiment!

[@MeboDotExe]

I’ll consider this! I was thinking maybe from spawn all the way down one of the bridges which would likely be a more accurate test, but would also make for a more boring video. I’ll think of something!

[@epikoof]

i would definetely lose focus and not perfect the boombox charges all the way, nice job !!

[@MeboDotExe]

i was stressed at the end there lowkey

[@wehttam2935]

if you use boombox q ability and slam down on a slope he can get a large speed boost in the direction of the slope

[@MeboDotExe]

i honestly thought this was a bug, i’m not sure if there are any slopes that’d boost him in this test since he’d get launched away on the big ramps though

[@wehttam2935]

@@MeboDotExe try the stairs that lead up to the roads

[@MeboDotExe]

​@@wehttam2935 did try it, and he did do better! thanks for telling me! it might take a few tries to really get his time down, but he's around a second or two faster from the slope boosting. its kinda imprecise and inconsistent, though

[@Dundereshock]

looking at the thumbnail made me think of Strife!, miss that game very interesting vid btw!!

[@LittleRedSlime]

Bro summoned the entire phighting community with 1 video

[@TOUDyt_a]

Man i wonder who will win. Such a difficulty question

[@giganticmoon]

What I wonder is how Slingshot is slower than a big boy robot.

[@the_real_skateboard]

his jordans are fake

[@giganticmoon]

@@the_real_skateboard nahhh-

[@insomni_bay]

woah, very epic video!!

[@yoisakikanade_]

yoo nice job on the boombox section

[@toru1343]

Subspaces e when you jump forward it makes you much faster than just running

[@marppo]

Pls do more phighting stuff. I love your videos

[@MeboDotExe]

damn fr? thanks

[@budgethewudge]

hey this is really cool experiment

[@MeboDotExe]

thank you! i plan to redo it when scythe comes out for both balance changes and tech i wasn't aware of at the time! (as well as adding scythe herself ofc)

[@ManicObsevations]

I remember sfoth 3v3 old boom box, man this game has changed. To bad it hurts my eyes to play now

[@_Graphical]

I love the pun

[@PLS_SUBSCIBE_TO_ME649]

i love the fact you said "phastest" in stead of fastest in the title lol

[@randomdud7733]

Hey, phun phact with Shuriken, he has a tech with his Q that, if you let go as soon as he reaches something, it'll send him flying so Shuri coukd have a slightly better time

[@bamboozler14mk2]

If you time hyperlaser’s e and q together he gets 100 haste instead of 50

[@MeboDotExe]

i’m not sure if 100% haste for shorter time is any different from 50% haste over a longer time but maybe ill test that out

[@samuelfernandesoliveira]

What was the music that played when subspace and hyperlaser were compared (the one with oofs) caused it sounded fire

[@MeboDotExe]

its in the video! oof-y grooves by key after key, in the phighting ost

[@samuelfernandesoliveira]

@@MeboDotExe ah i must have not looked. Lmao. Thanks either way though! 😁

[@anao_chernobyl]

Ohh thats cool now i can run phor mu life ty

[@NZJSJ.]

why cant hyperlaser teleport across the entire map, is he stupid?

[@someperson7491]

so what’s the max haste?

[@anonymousfox4620]

I'm sure you could have shaved a few more second cutting some angles with more optimal ability usage or with slingshot air walk

[@wizardcat5641]

How do you get jester skin for subspace

[@MeboDotExe]

winner skin for possessed vs bitten! it’s currently unavailable to buy but it will be available when the shop comes out

[@randomguywithasilkyfella]

i knew first was skate

[@MeboDotExe]

i think most people did!

[@userindoin]

Very noice vid! as a mobile robloxian who once used pc to phight, i totally find this entertaining. I WANT TO PHIGHT ON MOBILE TOO is there any mobile players on this game tho?

[@LumaFizz]

I'm a mobile phighter :3:3:3

[@userindoin]

woah, you ppl rly motivatd me to return to the Phight! thx imma try playing it someday soon

[@LumaFizz]

Tbh rocket is the easiest for me but maybe it's because I hate close range/melee combat

[@ManikDarkCat]

I’m a mobile gamer,screw what the title says,phighting is easy on mobile

[@P4r0x3t1n3]

I just mess around in a private server, I can't bring myself to phight publically :')

[@MemeSlate-bq7zr]

Who is the phatest phighter

[@MeboDotExe]

no

[@neonii9325]

nice video, felt like it dragged on a little too long at some points tho

[@MeboDotExe]

thank you! and fair enough, i wasn’t sure if i spent too long lingering on a few runs, i’ll try to keep it shorter if/when i make another!

[@TheRealSinful]

wouldn't Katana M2 give him more speed??

[@MeboDotExe]

Genuinely I’m an idiot and didn’t test this I’m not sure, bit I’ll check it out!

[@Tricky3510]

WAIT SHURI ISN'T THE FASTEST???!!!!😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😱😱😨😨

[@MeboDotExe]

shuri probably ties for fastest with burst speed (given like hyper and bio he can basically teleport) but over a longer distance he isn’t! skate’s speed is a lot more consistent and also ridiculpus even with shuri’s grapple

[@ipadalready]

Shouldve just said "sword" and ended the video

[@MeboDotExe]

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