Who Made a Dookie in the Urinal? - SOUTH PARK

Mr. Mackey storms into the classroom yelling at the boys for somebody taking a dump in the urinal. Like 9/11, Cartman thinks it's a conspiracy.
"Mystery of the Urinal Deuce" S10
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[@mariamarroquin1663]

What season and episode is this?

[@animefan2454]

I used to laugh at mackeys, misfortune, and anger in this episode, and now I'm a janitor at Wal-Mart, so now I know his pain.

[@AndyMees216]

I crapped in Walmart’s urinal when I was employed there lol

[@MrJayRB]

@@AndyMees216 what is wrong with you

[@SilkKreep]

@@MrJayRB His parents never paid him any attention

[@jimdandy3033]

My cousin had to blast a dookie in the urinal at Walmart because the stalls were occupied

[@andrewthornton6043]

Somebody shit in our urinal a couple weeks back. Luckily I work in the deli.

[@mattieskemoevie]

“Who would take a dump in a urinal, it’s such a senseless crime” 0:42, Jimmy with the serious notes 🤣🤣

[@seanohearn1430]

Who else will take a poop in the urinal?

[@JustinPlayzOfficial]

Noice

[@graphitetailgrace3870]

I like how Ms. Garrison looked equally disgusted and offended.

[@dietfent]

ms garrison of all people was disgusted LMFAO

[@kungfuman82]

Mr Garrison

[@dietfent]

@@kungfuman82 in this scene it’s Ms. Garrison

[@FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon]

@@dietfent i think they're being anti trans

[@gradymcclintock3766]

Probably thinking why don't you get the janitor to hande it

[@JustAGuyProduction]

Mr Garrison teaching the kids about Angelina Joelie and Jennifer Aniston, an underrated joke.

[@Xspurr]

"Angelina Joelie".

[@JustAGuyProduction]

@@Xspurr did you make dookie in the urinal?

[@randomzergling]

MRS. Garrison

[@Xspurr]

​@@JustAGuyProduction I urinated the dookie.

[@Xspurr]

@@randomzergling IT'S MA'AM!

[@stevesparta4995]

Being a school janitor has to be one of the worst and unappreciated jobs there is.

[@SteveRogers0768]

Not sure about other schools but my schools janitor was loved by the students and when he retired we threw him a party and bought him a cake. He was there from my first day in kindergarten to my last day in grade eight.

[@kittykittybangbang9367]

@@SteveRogers0768 At my middle school (a few years back) one of the janitor got caught doing a no no with a 7th grade girl

[@justtl5885]

Old friend of mine is a public school custodian . Good looking old player with lots of game..ALWAYS has one or two hot,young, teacher side chicks. Loves being a school custodian.

[@sirpepeofhousekek6741]

My dad was one. Somehow, he made enough money to retire.

[@frankmiranda707]

The fact that he got the police involved 😂😂😂😂

[@adrienneframe2748]

That cracks me up every time I watch this 😂 The police, tho? 😂

[@Cancun771]

The sequence with all the synonyms for "shit" was way funnier.

[@johngullo9420]

Fudge dragon

[@DeltaStridePLZ]

Brown rag doll

[@trevj3288]

Chocolate hot dog

[@TheKitty699]

mud monkey

[@fangzilla3367]

Mud Monkey

[@ComicalRealm]

The way Jimmy questions this heinous crime with such vigor and strength behind it is highly suspicious

[@JimmyBergman7]

Jesus is God 🦁

[@drewholstadt486]

The dead give away that everyone missed was when Butters asks what's a urinal? Stan is the one who instantly answers his question....

[@007ajez]

“Now who made dookie in the urinal?!” Kills me every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@trev_jackson]

all the kids laughing at Mr. Mackey's euphimisms for "poop" are what kill me every time

[@eddierattlehead6183]

Don’t forget the icing on the cake being the “oh, you think it’s funny, huh?” line.

[@officialbrdillin]

​@@eddierattlehead6183also the "M'Kay! M'Kay! 😠" 🤣🤣🤣

[@ziahamm1603]

Its funny how Mackey took it so personally 🤣

[@jessetorres8738]

I worked at a bar for 5 years, I remember having to clean the urinals and toilets every night, and sometimes I had to unclog them and would find the strangest/grossest things in them from beer cans, wads of gum, plastic bags, cigarettes/chewing tobacco, pens, and at 1 point some guy's boxers. I'm glad I don't have to do that anymore, but I completely relate to Mackey here now as an adult whereas when I was a teenager I laughed along side the rest of the boys.

[@JimmyBergman7]

Give your life to Jesus

[@dibonesi]

I'm sorry to disappoint you, but that "plasic bags" aren`t "bags".... Just stay at the Urinal for more than 5 Minutes and you will see what the other Guys are into.

[@warbosswurldsmasha5414]

I worked in a movie theater for a few years, and I definitely did not get paid enough for some of the highly unsanitary stuff I had to clean up. I don't think I ever had to clean up a urinal turd, though.

[@Snowaxe3D]

@@dibonesi i am just curious, what are they?

[@jonas2431]

Wow

[@chrisgarry22]

9/11 was a national tragedy -Norm McDonald

[@JimmyBergman7]

Jesus is God

[@heathernks8]

May Norm Rest in Peace💝

[@christopherfreitas-leonard7099]

I may be Canadian, but I understand that it is a great tragedy. May God blesses all the victims.

[@tdestroyer4780]

I think it was a con-*This comment has been censored for your safety*

[@jerrynadler2883]

9/11 airlines is a terrible name for an airline

[@Longshanks1690]

I've never seen a man on such a relentless mission for anything than Mackay in this episode.

[@planetside9714]

Wait till I tell you about tooth decay

[@memphetic]

Scooters.

[@JokerLaGoatz]

This was a favorite part of the whole series

[@JimmyBergman7]

Jesus is God

[@BrianD.Stringham1593]

@@cathorse11 Jesus Christ is the son of Jehovah God, his Heavenly Father, and yes, they both exist, the end, Elizabeth at chair!

[@ezefinkielman4672]

Mr. Mackey never understood that the children were laughing at his euphemisms.

[@Lyndonmaman]

"Oh, you think it's funny, huh? M'kay! M'kay!" Love it.

[@pshr2447]

stan playing calm and innocent back there

[@normanbates2486]

I remember losing it later in the episode when Mr. Mackey says "...a nice, clean, unsuspecting urinal..."... the idea of a urinal being personified, "unsuspecting", put f'ing tears in my eyes 🤣😂😅😅🤣😂😅

[@auschillimate378]

THERE IS NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT WALKIN UP TO A NICE CLEAN, UNSUSPECTING URINAL.... PULLIN' DOWN YOUR PANTS.... TURNING AROUND.... AND SQUATTIN' OVER THAT URINAL.... MAYBE PULLIN' YOUR BUTTCHEEKS APART WITH YOUR HANDS M'KAY... AND LAYIN' OUT A BIG FUDGE DRAGON FOR THE WHOLE WORLD TO SEE!!!!

[@NolanBarford]

Matt and Trey probably woke up and were like: Trey: “Yo Matt” Matt: “What’s up Trey” Trey: “Dude remember when we were in middle school and kids would take a shit in the urinal for no reason😂” Matt: “Yeah that was funny” (Matt and Trey smile at each other) Trey: Are you thinking what I’m thinking? Matt: let’s do it😂 Matt and Trey: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂lol

[@bobboulden]

When I was in 6th grade someone took an ENORMOUS dump on the floor in the one of the bathroom stalls. I'm talking a massive pile of poo, the summit of which was at least 8 inches tall. Everybody knew about it. A few days later there was an assembly to address how bad our grade had been behaving. One of the administrators says "it is inexcusable for there to be feces on the bathroom floor." Almost everyone started giggling and he lost IT. "THIS ISN'T FUNNY" This was a few years before the South Park episode so when it came out it became one of my all time favorites right away.

[@yishaqdavid2029]

Did this ever happen in your school? I remember this very clearly happening and the vice principal went nuts. Went to each class and made the teacher and girls leave and then just went nuts. We never found out who did it but I think I knew who did it. It was the same kid who got caught smoking cigars in his locker in grade 3. Holy fuck that was something else lol

[@stevesparta4995]

Sometimes someone might shit on the floor or on the side of the toilet but I can't recall ever seeing one in the urinal.

[@chrischin_94]

Someone did it in the sink at my high school

[@graphitetailgrace3870]

I remember someone smearing poop on the walls in the girls' bathroom. All the girls had to stay after lunch for a talk about how we were all "sisters" and shit when for all we know it was just some boy being a comedian. I don't think the culprit was ever even caught.

[@gcHK47]

When I was in elementary school, some “special” kid smeared his shit on the walls of the gymnasium bathroom (we ate lunch in there). He got off Scott-free because he was part of the “special” kids group.

[@yishaqdavid2029]

@@chrischin_94 MIne too the one you step on to work.The time I'm talking about was a urinal deuce.

[@theteeman]

This is beyond comedy since Mr.Mackie is taking the urinal deuce seriously. One of my fav episodes of South Park 😂

[@theastonvillaseal585]

0:52 you sure?

[@lightknightayden813]

Butters doesn't know what a urinal is even tho we seen him use it in some episodes!😂

[@DanYule55]

He would probably just know it as a wall toilet.

[@sabreejohnson1551]

(Boys laughing)😂😂🤣 "Oh, you think it's funny, huh?! Mkay, mkay! Well, you're gonna think it's real funny when the police get here."😠 Not gonna lie, but this was my favorite part in this episode.

[@gamepad3173]

I would either be panicking at that point or thinking of something far worse When Mr. Mackay spoke that line. though I'd pin the whole thing on Cartman though,now that would be funny.

[@RapFanatic4ever]

I love how Mr Mackey makes a big deal about someone shifting in the urinal 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@olddoggeleventy2718]

He held himself together pretty well considering his PTSD from losing his father to tooth decay.

[@mayor_assistant]

this episode was before the tooth decay episdoe

[@olddoggeleventy2718]

@@mayor_assistant It is so important that we have the chronological order of South Park history. But I will venture to say that Mr. Mackey's father had already passed away from the horrible devastating ravages of tooth decay in this episode, but it had not yet been brought to light. As a result, Mr. Mackey was subject to crippling bouts of self-doubt and unstable relationships. Your attention to detail is astute and should be commended for its importance to the historic events of the great saga that is South Park. Well done and Bravo!

[@CMp-bq1bj]

In CFB Borden we had someone drop a deuce in the dryer and turn it on right before a room inspection.

[@notreallydavid]

Hell's bells. People's determination to make the world worse for laffs.

[@CMp-bq1bj]

@@notreallydavid who even thinks of doing that? Gollum?

[@notreallydavid]

@@CMp-bq1bj Yep, definitely Gollum. Peter Jackson should have shown us that.

[@mr.x8880]

Mr. Mackey making a big deal about someone going #2 in the urinal is one of those South Park moments that's flat out impossible to watch without laughing.

[@orangeandbluebook]

1:04 😂😂😂

[@jeremyr7661]

It's nice he asked the girls to leave before asking that embarrassing question.

[@eoinoconnor5783]

Then proceeded to say it over the intercom twice.

[@skylinefever]

Things could only get more complex with the cissies toilet stall.

[@frankmiranda707]

I remember when I used to work in Home Depot, I walked into the men’s restroom and I saw crap in the urinal. I was so pissed and grossed out and warned my co-workers don’t walk into the bathroom. I went back home and rewatched this episode afterwards. 😂😂😂

[@thefirstsin2988]

If you are wondering who did it.. it was Stan.

[@SkullGamer20-bw9cn]

At first I thought it was Cartman since he’s the one who likes crap a lot but when I saw it was Stan I was like nevermind.

[@shawnmcdaniel6255]

I love when 9/11 conspirators say "Do you believe everything you're told?!" When they themselves all have the same belief that was told to them from someone else.

[@juliorobinson5386]

Stan’s real villain here lol.

[@weeeeeeev]

One of the best episodes in the series even if it's just for Mackey going ballistic

[@sabreejohnson1551]

Yup, but he went totally ballistic in the royal pudding episode. I was dying.😂😂

[@alexrowdyrodrigues9716]

@@sabreejohnson1551 Tooth Decay is no laughing matter!

[@nb2008nc]

My 4th grade BFF made a Duke in one of those long bowl urinals. My dad and his dad brought our families to a "fancy dinner" at the NCO club on base. It was funny as hell, but at the moment I was stunned.

[@DJL0455]

I had a boss who used to say "n-kay" in a very cocky and condescending way. He was arrogant and cocky. He got his... he killed himself in a plane crash... because he was arrogant and cocky in the left seat.

[@thrillho90]

he called the police 😂😂😂😂

[@himhim3344]

I like how Mr. Garrison looked horrified at first about the dookie

[@brettjacquard219]

I just dealt with that last night at my job. I thought of this immediately. 13 years of being a janitor & it was bound to happen eventually 😂

[@FrancisTheGachaBoy]

My uncle works in a building and I told him that someone went crappin in one of the urinals! And he actually believed me! 😂😂

[@Drixenol86]

Mr. Mackey must have OCD if he’s making a big fuss about this.

[@RockStarOscarStern634]

I even wrote a parody of "Into the Unknown" from Frozen II (aka Meçhule Doğru in Turkish) about that person who went #2 in the Urinal.

[@johnwest75212]

***Kids Laugh*** "MMKAY!! MMKAY!! YOURE GONNA THINK ITS REAL FUNNY WHEN THE POLICE GET HERE!" - Mr Mackey 🚔 💩

[@redacted6650]

1:11 Calling the police over CRAP IN A URINAL!?

[@DarkOmegaMK2]

CHOCOLATE HOTDOG

[@eoinoconnor5783]

Fudge Dragon

[@jerrynadler2883]

Now every urinal I visit has discarded Zyns in them.

[@BenjaminMasonStudios]

"Oh, you think it's funny, huh?"

[@granthart2791]

1:05

[@RanterInShades]

Who would complain about this? Dookie is an awesome album!

[@Movie_phraser]

“ M’kay! “😀 I adore that

[@pessimisticprofessorfarnsw3241]

Ah yes, the hardly boys.

[@channelonecrapheap]

"OH NO NOT THE GODDAMN-"

[@skylinefever]

I'm getting a clue.

[@pessimisticprofessorfarnsw3241]

@@skylinefever oh really? That's giving me a maaajor clue.

[@TWisM009]

The double M'kay killed me... 😂😂

[@KTKomedy2813]

One day at my old job at Burger King, somebody went Number 2 in the men’s restroom, and as soon as I saw that, I went, “Nope, fuck that,” and left for the day.

[@TheRealUnderCap]

That’s today’s Karens in education

[@delphiniriddle215]

This happened to one of my guy friends when he was in highschool. I sent him this, he found it hilarious.

[@PhallicPhantom2]

How does Mr Mackey know it was a boy? What if one of the girls wanted to prank the boys by shitting in the urinal. Now I already know it was Stan but he never gave it a second thought. The perfect crime! I swear it's also so hilarious that Stan was the first person to respond when he asked! 😂

[@ANDROLOMA]

I blame Wendy.

[@jackscartoonchannel758]

“And some jokester took a PEWP in it” 😂😂😂

[@THRILLHO10]

Oooo I have a raging clue

[@kidofhell]

A perfectly placed numpad shortcut doesn't exist.... The perfectly placed numpad shortcut nr "7": hold my shits and giggles.

[@VampireHaunts]

Did this in Middle School…

[@oscarluque249]

Funny thing is that shit in a urinal is completely common at my school

[@SlapMyBass3825]

Someone decided to pull down their pants, squat over the urinal, and squeeze out a chocolate hot dog.

[@jaylucien669]

This sounds like a job for the Hardly Boys.

[@merickful]

Do you have a clue right now? I have such a raging clue!

[@GreatMewtwo]

Oh no, not the dang--- The Hardly Boys. Two young whippersnappers with a knack for solving mysteries.

[@slushiefountain]

When I was in brick and mortar middle school, I hear from teachers that boys in the boys restroom would go number 2 on the floors, which sounded nastier then doing it in a urinal

[@StormC9101]

Oh this isn’t even a joke. This is actually how a school would respond to something like this happening…

[@patricioperez7323]

“Oh Oh! You think it’s funny huh!? M’kay Hahahahaha

[@LuigiTheMetal64]

This is better than the whole episode. Clearly the kids are laughing because of the words, not the action about shitting in the urinal. That is what happens when you try to be politically correct. No one will take you seriously.

[@oeao2841]

Not gonna lie I've done this...had to go really bad so I stopped at a McDonald's...someone was in the shitter... so I saw the urinal and booked it after😂

[@hididdlyhodiddly6019]

This always reminds me of when someone messed up the toilets when I was like 9. They made all of the boys sit in the hall every break and lunch time in silence until someone confessed and after like 3 days parents started really throwing it at the teachers. They ended up having to stop it because parents were just keeping their kids home, mine included. I remember one day there was like a 5:1 ratio of girls to boys.

[@josephross7936]

I saw that once in college. And it was big one, probably from an overweight guy that couldn't run upstairs to the second or third floor bathroom.

[@sggaming4720]

I remembered as a kid it was time for my class to go to the bathroom, and I saw this one kid taking a dump in the urinal there was like 3 other boys telling him No but he just took a huge shit

[@ETHAN-is3li]

It funny when guys with a voice like that say something like, “Dook in a urinal”.

[@ericathewwfwcwdivastraight8906]

Mm Kay priceless

[@obdurated]

I had to google “South park pee pee” just to find this video because I didn’t remember the name. Totally worth it.

[@MoneyxTay]

Fun Fact in SE 3 EP 13, They meantion someone crapping in the urinal. Cartman blames kyle, and Kyle blames Cartman.

[@nickuschrist5967]

This joke started back in the second starvin marvin episode when the CIA takes the boys and Cartman said it was Kyle who went number 2 in the urinal

[@Randomtv19645]

0:33

[@MovieLover1995]

Why the hell would the police show up for something like this?

[@tahraethestoryteller6079]

It’s South Park. Need I say more?

[@MovieLover1995]

Either way, it's still a stupid reason to have the police involved.

[@kennygr8ify]

Why didn't Stan just admit he defecated in the urinal when Mr. Mackey came in all angry?!

[@filispeed_0111]

In front of everyone?!

[@BeingTheBear]

This looks like a job for the Hardly Boys!

[@alexrowdyrodrigues9716]

Oh no not the god damn Hardly Boys!!

[@TheRogueDM]

@@alexrowdyrodrigues9716 Oooooewh! I think I'm getting a raaaaging cluuuuuuehe!

[@REDBEARD-hp8rd]

Somebody shit in the urinal at my work a few nights ago and I immediately thought of this episode when it happened.

[@ayemy]

these clips are giving me a raging clue

[@cornholio329]

Excuse me! Can we get back to the issue please? Im in stiches

[@RobotsSharkTaleAndNIMH2Fan2005]

1:07 you think it’s funny

[@pissedoffbucketguy9115]

"DISPATCH I REQUIRE HEAVY REINFORCEMENTS! SOMEONE TOOK A DOOKIE IN THE URINAL!"

[@badger3184]

LoL. This scene was hilarious

[@KingBlueInfinite]

I remember in kindergarten i made a poopy in the urinal.

[@nikolasmaes99]

It's mainly the part about Mr Venezuale that has to squat down and pick it out. Might as well lay it right there in Mr Venezualas hands

[@johnstanley5478]

Thought of this episode right away and was laughing my ass off because yesterday while I was working someone made dookie in the urinal...the maintenance was very pissed off

[@channelwarrior861]

Best scene from this episode

[@ryandaniel9668]

I find it real funny about going number two in the urinal.

[@MartialDriscoll]

Better call the Hardly Boys

[@CharlesA.P.]

fun fact: this actually happened in treys highschool

[@ANDROLOMA]

Urinal our thoughts and prayers.

[@johnstjohn1987]

Cartman ain't wrong about 911 though lmao

[@ALFfan1]

This happened in 6th grade at school They deadass pulled all of us into the bathroom to yell at us