Now we need a follow-up on who's getting the most ionizing radiation
@PacoLikesPie196911 ай бұрын
@@SergeantTeabagA fan of TKs-Mantis I can assume?
@cyan128011 ай бұрын
hard to believe this was a meme
@ElMexa20311 ай бұрын
@@NotcoolNoah69 likes :v
@Alfie_Br8ss11 ай бұрын
Why was this given to me? WHY IS THIS HERE?!
@lav-kitty2 ай бұрын
it's a gift. accept it.
@mr.cookie_the_fish_kicker15 күн бұрын
Dont question it, OLD SPORT
@felixgutierrez9935 жыл бұрын
ALVIN IS A CHAD he is FAKEING IT. Simon overthinks it and when he teied putting it in formula he missed a decimal and failed. Theodore is too innocent to fake it and he won't over think it HE IS GETTING BEST HEAD!
@himiko74125 жыл бұрын
Felix Gutierrez Simon is getting the best head, here’s why: I believe this girl is using the Schrödinger Equation in order to best determine the best placement of her mouth molecules on Simons prick. She’s solved the equation which allows her to use her best momentum to counteract the reaction Simons phallus is experiencing. This is some 4th dimensional shit, and Simon is literally collapsing into a Black Hole because of it. Simons shoes are falling off, which can only be due to intense toe curl brought on by oral delight he is getting. Let’s calculate the force being used. The average running shoe is 270 grams, or 9.5 ounces. It takes me about three quarters of a second to remove my shoe from my foot using my hand, not counting the untying of the laces. However, it takes considerably longer, about 3 minutes, to remove my shoe using only my toes. However this is not important when you look at chipmunk foot physiology. The average human foot is about 4.5 big toe lengths, while a chipmunks big toe is roughly half of the foot. This will come in handy for our foot formula. So because my toes are small compared to my feet, it takes me 3 minutes to push my shoe off using only my toes. However, a chipmunks foot has muscles used for climbing, muscles which lucky for us bend down, allowing for a pushing motion to be achieved. Using myself as a base, I calculated the rate of time it will take for a chipmunk to remove a shoe from its foot to be about 33.333 seconds. Now for the hard part. To move 270 grams for the sake of simplicity 1 decimeter, or 3.937 inches takes newtons. How many newtons? My math put me at 0.00081 newtons. To put that number into perspective, it takes .01 newtons to blink. So then why is this going to cause a black hole? Before he updated to windows 10, Stephen Hawking actually managed to do something useful and calculated the force it would take to generate a black hole. That number and our number don’t come close, until we account for microspheres. Pressure building up against the toe to force the shoe off generates heat. That heat accelerates the atoms in Simons wang, causing Simons girl equation for the perfect cum vacuum to have an unexpected variable. This small amount of force and heat causes a cascading effect, where heated atoms slam into one another until they meet the mouth, where they begin to condense. That condensing force brings in more mass, fueled by the blissful ignorance of the poon schoom going on, until a black hole no more the size of a ball point pen tip forms, killing everyone on that couch in a matter of milliseconds.
@darthtroller5 жыл бұрын
@@himiko7412 but hey, that's just a theory, a meme theory
@scaryharry55625 жыл бұрын
Felix Gutierrez Alvin is trying to hard
@felixgutierrez9935 жыл бұрын
@@himiko7412 But scientifically speaking The thiccer the Chipmunk the more nuts you can gobble up and birth better litters. THEODORE's Gf is the THICCEST therefore the BETTER CHIPMUNK and with more extended cheeks can also give the better head...
@dio86845 жыл бұрын
lies alvin is a chad so hes gotten so much head, but this head is somehow the best hes ever gotten...
@j4st00n85 жыл бұрын
When the creator tried to ruin everyones childhood but instead it turns into a meme.
@burnvictim30955 жыл бұрын
_ jast00n profile pic checks out
@Henry.mp45 жыл бұрын
Ayyy we got the same profile pic 😩👌
@baviddarragan5 жыл бұрын
Aye 666th like
@E2StudiosYT5 жыл бұрын
Stonks
@TheDailyEgg5 жыл бұрын
Egg
@primuspilusfellatus65015 жыл бұрын
Me: I want Game Theory Mom: We got Game Theory at home Game Theory at home:
@DayeanT5 жыл бұрын
Nice one
@ethanhere__17025 жыл бұрын
This is perfect thank you
@Sonnenblume9975 жыл бұрын
But that's just a theory
@insertmemorableusernameher67955 жыл бұрын
But that's just a theory, a game theory
@Hevymin5 жыл бұрын
Why the hell would you want Game Theory
@GeneralCornwalliss22 күн бұрын
Simon quite literally getting his shit springlocked 💀💀
@awol33321 күн бұрын
Bro went to Diddy party ☠️
@jjjjjjjjjjjmmmmmmm44615 жыл бұрын
me at 3am: “i don’t need sleep I need answers”
@personwhoruinsthejoke94634 жыл бұрын
Yes u can, people can die if they don’t get enough sleep so u need sleep or else u will die
@marekkkkkk4 жыл бұрын
person who ruins the joke welp I guess ur username lives up to its name
@gabe.wav094 жыл бұрын
666 likes!
@pineapples_cant_draw4 жыл бұрын
me, at 4am:
@djuken48904 жыл бұрын
@@personwhoruinsthejoke9463 yes you can????? Get this 3rd grade spelling/grammar out of my face if you gonna ruin the joke atleast spell correctly
@SUNDOWNtm5 жыл бұрын
But that's just a theory: a head theory.
@roebunnybby5 жыл бұрын
Aaaaaand cum
@digi_edits5 жыл бұрын
@@roebunnybby lol
@Tdugg5 жыл бұрын
Fuck bro. Why do people keep ignoring these great comments?😂
@yurikatsuki66115 жыл бұрын
-A nut Theory-
@hellofellowthots15684 жыл бұрын
aAaAaAaAaAaAnd cut
@BananaSlayer_5 жыл бұрын
I knew it. They oppressed us Theodorists for ages, but who’s laughing now, non-believers?
@jackattack59055 жыл бұрын
BananaSlayer yess
@LubricatedNuggets5 жыл бұрын
PREACH 👏👏👏
@MouseMan045 жыл бұрын
Nah alvin got the best head
@cringeman38735 жыл бұрын
Mouse Man You don’t know anything, you ALVINIST!
@MouseMan045 жыл бұрын
@@cringeman3873 im sorry if this is cringe but the JORDAN bruh the frick dicky JORDAN!
@proteinman780010 ай бұрын
I think it's safe to say that Jeanette is the smartest chipette. Similarly, it is safe to say that she has researched the fine craft of sloppin dome. With this in mind, I feel it's safe to say that although Theodore might be getting the best head, Simon is certainly close behind cuz he got a chipmunk shorty who know what she's doin
@ReadilyAvailibleChomperАй бұрын
Jeanette’s head isn’t sloppy, it’s calculated. Every single lick, jerk and throb is according to her plan. God forgive me for writing this.
@drx73725 күн бұрын
With the new information(audio) we know that simon is getting the best, or her braces got in the way
@ReadilyAvailibleChomper25 күн бұрын
@@drx737 There’s audio…?
@ilikelefunymemes28285 жыл бұрын
“And his eyes looking up to god” dude wtf xD
@havingteawiththedevil5 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀
@king_animekid66485 жыл бұрын
I" dead
@theYear_project5 жыл бұрын
*HE'S GETTING THAT HOLY HEAD*
@nepalrawrfan4 жыл бұрын
Holy succ
@shinjiadventures75584 жыл бұрын
"Simply looking at his photo you'd automatically assume he's getting the best head, right ?"
@yagirlkae2035 жыл бұрын
"Who clearly...gets the most chipmunk ass" he said that so casually 💀💀💀
@jacobparamus122911 ай бұрын
Well I mean it’s three rockstar chipmunks don’t you wonder who gets the most bitches?
@thinksetsoup579011 ай бұрын
I heard that as i read this
@Pyromania652 ай бұрын
THIS IS NOT A FLEX 😭
@yeehaw51225 жыл бұрын
I don’t need sleep. *I NEED ANSWERS.*
@SevensMarkedSeven5 жыл бұрын
Yee Haw ahaha like the energy btw: are comments combined sound dirty as hell
@memesaremylifeline67235 жыл бұрын
I like ur energy too. Why KZbin recommended me this? Idk am I disappointed? Of course not
@StarDustedCloud Жыл бұрын
I don't need sleep either, at this point i'm pretty sure what i need is therapy
@pottedplant37_ Жыл бұрын
I too am watching this at nearly 1 AM
@larayaglsdАй бұрын
I CAN'T BELIEVE 2019 HAD SOME OUTTA POCKET STUFF, I'M GLAD 4TH GRADE ME DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT IT 😭🙏🏾
@Creatore45Ай бұрын
Oh God fr fr😭😭😭
@Gamma7DroidSecurity5 жыл бұрын
Okay, but consider this Jenette is also grabbing onto the couch herself, presumably trying to go all the way down on Simon's schmeat. Knowing this, we can assume that Simon's actions might be more out of his control than what you assumed. On the contrast, Elanor and Theo are dopey and innocent by character, thus one can assume that the head being given is unprofessional. In a study I ran, I have concluded that nerd girls are about 2.5× as likely to be "low-key freaky", and nerd fellas are 3× as likely. Knowing this, the fact that both are actively participating in creating the best head. One can also assume that Simon's legs are up because his hips are bucking on their own accord.
@Ron-ys7gs5 жыл бұрын
mr.yolo887 I literally scroll to fight the long comments
@himiko74125 жыл бұрын
Simon is getting the best head, here’s why: I believe this girl is using the Schrödinger Equation in order to best determine the best placement of her mouth molecules on Simons prick. She’s solved the equation which allows her to use her best momentum to counteract the reaction Simons phallus is experiencing. This is some 4th dimensional shit, and Simon is literally collapsing into a Black Hole because of it. Simons shoes are falling off, which can only be due to intense toe curl brought on by oral delight he is getting. Let’s calculate the force being used. The average running shoe is 270 grams, or 9.5 ounces. It takes me about three quarters of a second to remove my shoe from my foot using my hand, not counting the untying of the laces. However, it takes considerably longer, about 3 minutes, to remove my shoe using only my toes. However this is not important when you look at chipmunk foot physiology. The average human foot is about 4.5 big toe lengths, while a chipmunks big toe is roughly half of the foot. This will come in handy for our foot formula. So because my toes are small compared to my feet, it takes me 3 minutes to push my shoe off using only my toes. However, a chipmunks foot has muscles used for climbing, muscles which lucky for us bend down, allowing for a pushing motion to be achieved. Using myself as a base, I calculated the rate of time it will take for a chipmunk to remove a shoe from its foot to be about 33.333 seconds. Now for the hard part. To move 270 grams for the sake of simplicity 1 decimeter, or 3.937 inches takes newtons. How many newtons? My math put me at 0.00081 newtons. To put that number into perspective, it takes .01 newtons to blink. So then why is this going to cause a black hole? Before he updated to windows 10, Stephen Hawking actually managed to do something useful and calculated the force it would take to generate a black hole. That number and our number don’t come close, until we account for microspheres. Pressure building up against the toe to force the shoe off generates heat. That heat accelerates the atoms in Simons wang, causing Simons girl equation for the perfect cum vacuum to have an unexpected variable. This small amount of force and heat causes a cascading effect, where heated atoms slam into one another until they meet the mouth, where they begin to condense. That condensing force brings in more mass, fueled by the blissful ignorance of the poon schoom going on, until a black hole no more the size of a ball point pen tip forms, killing everyone on that couch in a matter of milliseconds.
@halluqv9765 жыл бұрын
mr.yolo887 excuse me what the fuck
@nachaly5 жыл бұрын
Down Syndrome Ariana Grande holy fuck I can’t believe I read all of that
@abacus4385 жыл бұрын
@@himiko7412 dear God the absolute madman did it
@stevenwingert39955 жыл бұрын
Let’s be honest they were all using teeth 😏.
@accelerator16665 жыл бұрын
Its not a top tier nutt without a little teethage.
@Yrgros3e5 жыл бұрын
Two hand twister
@sampound92585 жыл бұрын
Even better
@lytrelljordan3715 жыл бұрын
Wtf
@stevenwingert39955 жыл бұрын
What if they bit the tip off. Top 10 questions science still can’t answer.
@kayla-nx8ov5 жыл бұрын
WHY IS THIS VIDEO SO SERIOUS THO LMAO
@yadeno61695 жыл бұрын
candice terry because it is a serious question
@muffyisgone5 жыл бұрын
because it's important
@theYear_project5 жыл бұрын
@@muffyisgone because if we don't get our answer the world will end
@Marincks5 жыл бұрын
@@theYear_project exactly
@Archemetics5 жыл бұрын
Its important, our heads would implode if we were never to know the answer.
@OGUnholy10 ай бұрын
I’m just laughing on the toilet because this being in my recommended is hilarious and unexpected for some reason
@alfredsupersauce11 ай бұрын
I always had a feeling it was Theodore, but I never could explain why. Excellent analysis. The internet needs more heroes like you.
@peepeeboi11 ай бұрын
Frrrr
@Muslimperson-x5k2 ай бұрын
jeanette looks like shes the most enthusiastic out of all the others, though you'd have to look at the original image to see her face. i always thought eleanor was obese and not really thick. if you asked me, id say simon.
@cyandeoidre23752 ай бұрын
According to Panty Anarchy fat girls give the best heads
@tegathemenace2 ай бұрын
@@Muslimperson-x5k fat and beauty has nothing to do with actual head
@rayyan395825 күн бұрын
@@tegathemenaceDid you not see the graph?
@brrzerks5 жыл бұрын
Judge: Is there anything else you want to tell me? 6ix9ine: I know who got the best head
@frostedflakeslover99295 жыл бұрын
Watch out for the grammar nazis
@ludwigtheholyblade_7775 жыл бұрын
Groundbreaking information.
@brrzerks5 жыл бұрын
@@frostedflakeslover9929 Thanks, I will.
@jdreid3235 жыл бұрын
Judge: I'm listening 😐
@sjturner155 жыл бұрын
1000th like
@gremlintoastt00885 жыл бұрын
“Just use your imagination” Me: I saw fire and the entire galaxy
People who vote for Simon: I can prove why it’s Simon with an essay! Noah: I can prove why it’s Theodore with a 6 minute video.
@valeuudiste46645 жыл бұрын
no, that just proves that it wasnt as detailed and thus a worse comparison
@rattbstrd5 жыл бұрын
Ok but Scott Pilgrim
@jdatboi7245 жыл бұрын
Some Dude A man of culture I see😏
@rattbstrd5 жыл бұрын
@@jdatboi724 Fav evil ex?
@jdatboi7245 жыл бұрын
Some Dude Novel version of Roxxie I guess the movie version didn’t get enough screen time in my opinion sorry if I spelled her name wrong
@coolernow79485 жыл бұрын
The fact you said big swallow McDouble slurp V2.0 with such a monotone makes this video solid
@joelgray58365 жыл бұрын
No cap 😂
@wofie97853 жыл бұрын
"Simon is the smartest of the three, so that does mean he has the best head in a different way"
@vforvaleriie11 ай бұрын
THAT WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY
@ForksandKnivesarenowhere10 ай бұрын
I was reading this at the same time the guy was saying it
@etheseakeeper2 ай бұрын
IT SOUNDS FUNNIER THAN WHAT I THOUGHT
@Some_Guy_On_YT2 ай бұрын
@@ForksandKnivesarenowherei did the same here man
@triphan20792 ай бұрын
I thought the video was talking about this kind of head until the nut meter comes up
@BigKrammus2 ай бұрын
Recommendation are crazy for putting this up.
@Jack_Sparrow6552 ай бұрын
Fr
@Pyromania652 ай бұрын
I couldn’t stop laughing
@discordcreates5565 жыл бұрын
This is if sam o nella but if he was just, like, 2% more unhinged.
@hanniballecter95505 жыл бұрын
Sam o Nella is brilliant
@carolineladage27365 жыл бұрын
Oh god I think you did something
@lilac3925 жыл бұрын
HowToCookLikeSlav the accuracy in this is crazy
@Jenson_Beach5 жыл бұрын
HowToCookLikeSlav ok uhh why is this so accurate
@zephyr42544 жыл бұрын
yee
@jaidengarcia9805 жыл бұрын
Your monotone yet dead serious voice had me laughing the whole video lmao
@stephenthethiccboi97755 жыл бұрын
Alvin obviously had the worst since he needed to use his other hand to make it better
@Chris-pp2xb5 жыл бұрын
gottem
@rediculeplays5 жыл бұрын
Its obviously simon. He doesnt like it and he is in pain. Jeanette obvi using her teeth a lot
@isidoraflores81575 жыл бұрын
He is not using his hand, he is touching her hair
@CentinalxGaming5 жыл бұрын
By that logic Simon would be getting the worst head.
@randruf6760Ай бұрын
I genuinely got chills whenever you said 10/10 like unironically got a spine shiver
@AlphaChicken5 жыл бұрын
“Nut meter” I’m dead 😂
@ederson62425 жыл бұрын
What git me is the Simon with the best head.... in a different way
@Lordisthyfortress5 жыл бұрын
Dude said gulp fiction
@BKHW-dy1bhАй бұрын
helo
@ordovis72065 жыл бұрын
This is the most random thing that was in my reccomended.
@isaacdonelly88545 жыл бұрын
When is this going to Netflix
@sexykingfapcompilations47925 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@bienjosni22535 жыл бұрын
Soon
@Nyankittycute5 жыл бұрын
I wish
@emmaidk524811 ай бұрын
why was this only recommended to me after 4 years
@freexavior72035 жыл бұрын
1990: we’ll have flying cars in the future 2019: Which chipmunk is getting the best head
@ladymeave5 жыл бұрын
no one: my youtube recommendations:
@curlyhairjess5 жыл бұрын
I got it in my recommended too
@ZekeTheNerdVX5 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@hawk9775 жыл бұрын
Basically.
@reversequeen8385 жыл бұрын
Same
@martinvictoria5004 Жыл бұрын
Everyone knows that "timid"; "shy" is synonymous of BEST HEAD
@Drewskiac11 ай бұрын
3:05 Why is this actual courtroom quality evidence.
@hulluelli5 жыл бұрын
Even America’s future President JSchlatt said it’s Theodore.
@Twonkae5 жыл бұрын
Zombathin Lost Leg/Hacker Cat Wyd? He’s running for president, everybody knows this.
@hulluelli5 жыл бұрын
Zombathin Lost Leg/Hacker Cat It’s a joke. He literally says that himself. His merch says Schlatt 2020. His pinned tweet is a link to his merch website saying ”I’m running for president”.
@shylz7315 жыл бұрын
Zombathin Lost Leg/Hacker Cat thnx I didn’t know I was confused Af👀
@idk_how_i_got_here77795 жыл бұрын
Tsk when will they listen
@crocodinky5 жыл бұрын
what a madlad
@sudxzy5 жыл бұрын
i lost it when he said “gulp fiction” oml lmao
@youngdaggerdickthe3rd165 жыл бұрын
“Nut-O-Meter” -Not Cool Noah (2019)
@yonnabs2 ай бұрын
Why is the is recommended to me 4 years later ……
@bobdmz64373 жыл бұрын
Nobody: The History Channel at 3 AM:
@MrMagistralMalik5 жыл бұрын
I can’t live without wanting to yell at stuff like this.
@Qxier11 ай бұрын
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE
@iceturtle51525 жыл бұрын
Lmao, there’s this boy at my school who won’t stop talking about this 😂😂
@rBaseless5 жыл бұрын
Why you exposing me
@chuewe5 жыл бұрын
u bad
@myluciferislonely43135 жыл бұрын
Same
@BugVall20 күн бұрын
People say internet is brainrot now, pretty sure internet has always been brainrot
@Un03919 күн бұрын
Exactly
@Fado_foxy18 күн бұрын
Indeed
@Un03918 күн бұрын
@@BugVall indubitably
@user-zk9zg4qi3l5 жыл бұрын
What series of decisions led me here
@wikisaiyangmail5 жыл бұрын
All of them
@ליאורו-ט3ו5 жыл бұрын
It showed me in the feed
@ליאורו-ט3ו5 жыл бұрын
Thats why im here and probably also you
@hawk9775 жыл бұрын
I got this on my recommended, so....
@s.y.78665 жыл бұрын
The right decisions my friend
@fayettevillepolicepics15545 жыл бұрын
Why does Simon look like a lamp with a blue shirt on? 😂😂
@meIatonin11 ай бұрын
LMFAO
@jeanettevazquez41965 жыл бұрын
When he says “Jeanette” I get so weirded out lol
@kaylareyes8185 жыл бұрын
Jeanette Vazquez I’ll pray for you
@skinnny20555 жыл бұрын
@@kaylareyes818we'll pray😂
@danielretta18374 жыл бұрын
Makes you think shes black
@mikereggie60354 жыл бұрын
Teen Mom 2
@iidoughnutholes308710 ай бұрын
Why has this been recommended to me 💀
@92_orsomething5 жыл бұрын
Simon just looks like he wants to die and Theodore looks like he's dying
@dagger16235 жыл бұрын
1978 Porsche 935-78 ah an other alvanist
@snickers74945 жыл бұрын
LMFFFFAAAAAOOO Im dying rightnow Out of laugh
@Mikaelamofu5 жыл бұрын
I don’t think I ever laughed so hard holy cow 😂😂 *”g U L P F I C T I O N”*
@rexroyulada62674 жыл бұрын
I still can't get over the fact that people analyzed and presented several arguments about a meme that shouldn't even be shown in public
@rexroyulada62674 жыл бұрын
Not only that, there must've been the guy who came (Pun kinda intended) up with these names laughing his ass off while watching this
@exoticbutters94082 ай бұрын
Dawg wtf is animal channel doing at 2:39 am😭
@superstaronmars5 жыл бұрын
You’re forgetting one very important thing Simon’s female counterpart had braces
@piggi5xtheawesome9735 жыл бұрын
*_oh shit_*
@PGOuma5 жыл бұрын
She doesn't
@yeehawamber5075 жыл бұрын
No she doesn’t
@Whxlsum5 жыл бұрын
F
@NotoriousYEETER2 жыл бұрын
Yea she does
@cloroxbleach75545 жыл бұрын
Legend has it Einstein almost failed to get his PhD because he struggled understanding this video for a while.
@stephwn5 жыл бұрын
GULP FICTION
@MG325 жыл бұрын
GULP FICTION
@smokedoutvillain5 жыл бұрын
GULP FICTION
@trevorpgamer19365 жыл бұрын
iAmMekhi GULP FICTION
@andresrp20125 жыл бұрын
GULP FICTION
@aliakadraco5 жыл бұрын
GULP FICTION
@Transformersfan7321 күн бұрын
With the audio we now know. Simon just started to fucking ascend into the air
@cosimo725 жыл бұрын
Use me as an “I’m a Theodorian” button
@omarpikm21015 жыл бұрын
boop
@potatofairy45125 жыл бұрын
I wish I knew how to like more than once.
@ZephelinFR5 жыл бұрын
@@potatofairy4512 make mor3 google accounts
@aiden.1175 жыл бұрын
No
@Indirunic5 жыл бұрын
No
@fiz22555 жыл бұрын
I can't believe people think it's not theodore.
@stratis53605 жыл бұрын
He acts like a kindergartner
@fiz22555 жыл бұрын
@@stratis5360 Which makes him adorable, which results in him getting the best head.
@king_animekid66485 жыл бұрын
Theodore has the best head
@fiz22555 жыл бұрын
@@king_animekid6648 Theodore is the best head
@Jake-qc3mj5 жыл бұрын
@@dami479 you out here Brain blasting.
@chaosindustry22795 жыл бұрын
When I 1st heard this i thought it talking about who has the biggest brain
@ja-qwellin11 ай бұрын
The Acorns™ ad before this is just the cherry on top
@crusader34445 жыл бұрын
Your voice makes this sound like a C.I.A debrief
@jdunc37895 жыл бұрын
Its funny how whoever made the picture tried so hard to ruin everyone's childhoods but failed miserably😂😂😂💀💀💀
@allendepacheco34195 жыл бұрын
Almxghty Yungeen Artist: I'm going to ruin everyone's childhood. Noah: I'm going to enhance everyone's childhood.
@ElectronicToy-11 ай бұрын
wasnt a meme, made by a guy who consistently draws underaged furry porn
@vergil56445 жыл бұрын
It's literally 2:00am and I'm not just saying this for the joke, it's literally 2:00am. And I'm watching an in depth analysis of which chipmunk from my childhood got the best sucky sucky.
@PresidentLunt5 жыл бұрын
Did you lay this egg?
@nativeitzutakua-98635 жыл бұрын
Same lmao wtf
@slump69825 жыл бұрын
I'm under alot of stress rn and this isn't helping
@vergil56445 жыл бұрын
@@PresidentLunt kakyoin did
@PresidentLunt5 жыл бұрын
Jouta Kujo F
@keztannis68486 күн бұрын
Wait THIS WAS 5 YEARS AGO??? 😭😭
@badaboom60895 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait to show this to my “alvinist” friends
@1Soniccool5 жыл бұрын
Barky Why wait!
@user-eo7nv8ok9q5 жыл бұрын
"Friends"
@gagejendrzey5 жыл бұрын
Garbage humans they should all be incinerated purely to fuel my house’s electricity and for my own personal joy.
@chickywangwang6585 жыл бұрын
No one: Not a single soul: Noah: Big swallow McDouble slurp 2.0
@krisspatrick89025 жыл бұрын
G U L P F I C T I O N
@HennyBuBuProductions5 жыл бұрын
[TTV]_ChiefwangwangYT that’s my new indie band’s name
@HennyBuBuProductions5 жыл бұрын
Kriss Patrick and that
@modius97555 жыл бұрын
Useless “no one”
@craigvaughn65645 жыл бұрын
Shit murdered me when he said that
@Swoovs5 жыл бұрын
Not Cool Noah: *exposes who gets best head* FBI: “Sir, we are currently tracking you down due to too much information was exposed on who is getting the best head”
@kingk-man87775 жыл бұрын
Swoovin Why do I hear boss music?
@tesafilmrollelol28068 күн бұрын
The new audio version begs to differ
@brady.widlake4 жыл бұрын
It's not Alvin. It's probably Theodore, but Simon is a nerd so its probably his first time having head, which means he's probably sensitive af. Wth have I commented
@quady.911 ай бұрын
You've commented knowledge my friend
@aliceheartscharuca11 ай бұрын
Ong
@Ray_altz10 ай бұрын
Wrong, the fact Simon's a nerd actually makes it very clear he probably watches a lot of hentai, therefore he's extremely desensitized, explaining the reason why he needs to participate of the head action to actually nut. I rest my case
@hessen549810 ай бұрын
Probably Theodores First time too
@hessen549810 ай бұрын
Probably Theodores First time too
@yourleftshoe11215 жыл бұрын
I showed this to my teacher... I can no longer walk on the school campus
@mopishnose33215 жыл бұрын
Wow really stupid teacher
@angelbeats3965 жыл бұрын
Your Left Shoe is it because she gave you the best head instead?
@gurjantdhaliwal11975 жыл бұрын
never happened
@moistedits44555 жыл бұрын
Gurjant Dhaliwal r/wooosh
@Craft_Jensin5 жыл бұрын
It's basically a discussion about child porn, so good on her
@Minii1005 жыл бұрын
And Simon’s girl got braces and last time I checked you want a girl with a clean mouth (Edit: its scary how serious you guys are acting)
@justinebpheartss5 жыл бұрын
As a former braces whore to my ex, *it didn't affect it*. Just made kissing weird
@fredrechid8925 жыл бұрын
Nah nah I'm gonna stop you there, look up pictures of her she's NEVER had braces. PLUS We all know the quiet and shy girls are the freakiest. She's a geek on the streets but a freak in the sheets that's a fact.
@diegofloresvalenzuela42285 жыл бұрын
justinebpheartss u gave D O M E then?
@awes0me8115 жыл бұрын
LMAO YALL ARE TRIPPING, SHE DON’T HAVE BRACES! LOOK IT UP.
@fredrechid8925 жыл бұрын
Just some fan girl EXACTLY WHAT IM SAYING
@NationalCapitalRegionOfManilaАй бұрын
You realize this is before 2020: ☠️☠️☠️
@LeeStar12345 жыл бұрын
Sounds like game theory/film theory if you close your eyes and hear his voice
@lxxcidityy5 жыл бұрын
*THEORY THEORY*
@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio31835 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@omarpikm21015 жыл бұрын
now just make him emphansize some words
@curlyhairjess5 жыл бұрын
THAT'S JUST A THEORY A NUT THEORY
@silvermengana27635 жыл бұрын
@@curlyhairjess I'm done!😂
@justwaittheywillallfall95075 жыл бұрын
I hope we get the two hand ham twister over here soon
@user-sy1zk8ee9b5 жыл бұрын
Welcome to another episode of why tf is this I’m my recommend. Everyone’s fav show. Edit: ty for so many likes
@binkers49985 жыл бұрын
Thebootywarrior I’m glad this is in mine
@doombladebell87925 жыл бұрын
I agree with that ep
@Ghost-yi7qc5 жыл бұрын
This is fine
@mr.mproductionsyt51405 жыл бұрын
Me as also
@BROSOLAFАй бұрын
Aren’t they kids? 💀
@dscdscdscdscdscАй бұрын
Yes sir
@otis82375 жыл бұрын
“Previously unknown to north america” LMFAO
@nck4065 жыл бұрын
Dialboy yeah lmoa
@cognitohazarrd5 жыл бұрын
"Gulp fiction" *Unnecessary Loud Laughter.*
@demonic_catzgaming50085 жыл бұрын
"Alvin he is the leader of the group, the macho chipmunk he clearly gets the most chipmunk ass" Bro why did you form that sentence 😂😂😂😂
@YoonMillingАй бұрын
It was Simon. Just because Theodore having his hands on the sofa doesn't necessarily mean he didn't have control, making the argument void.
@codienejody685 жыл бұрын
The head he is receiving is not “top notch” I’m dead af 🤣🤣
@ZackppA5 жыл бұрын
KZbin: hey you wanna watch a video where a guy talks about who’s getting the best head out of All chipmunks? Me: ... Sure why not
@x_diiamond_x97895 жыл бұрын
1:25 "you've all seen the photo by now" *Me shaking in the corner begging for Gods forgiveness:* "I have now"
@EliteVeyron835Ай бұрын
I was a Theodorian from day 1. Thank you for putting this thesis to words so that I may reference it in the future.