Who's Getting The Best Head? (WARNING: SCIENCE)

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Not cool, Noah.

Not cool, Noah.

Күн бұрын

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@NotcoolNoah
@NotcoolNoah 5 жыл бұрын
Alvinists got it taken down
@Jouyin205
@Jouyin205 5 жыл бұрын
Damn them
@NotcoolNoah
@NotcoolNoah 5 жыл бұрын
Nothing to do with inappropriate content, just copyright :)
@roberthodge8595
@roberthodge8595 5 жыл бұрын
why did it get copyrighted anyway?
@raycism9445
@raycism9445 5 жыл бұрын
Don't worry I hate the chipmunks too
@RainofSalt-R6
@RainofSalt-R6 5 жыл бұрын
NotcoolNoah wait the video got copyrighted? By who
@xanactive
@xanactive 5 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ this is the most serious video I’ve ever seen
@SimplyCruz339
@SimplyCruz339 5 жыл бұрын
Sad *This* is the most serious thing you have seen
@walterwhite1006
@walterwhite1006 5 жыл бұрын
This deserves top comment
@ilymundy
@ilymundy 5 жыл бұрын
@@SimplyCruz339 it's called sarcasm
@SimplyCruz339
@SimplyCruz339 5 жыл бұрын
PitStop It’s called a joke
@noname-mr4xu
@noname-mr4xu 5 жыл бұрын
This is a science video
@JamSome
@JamSome 5 жыл бұрын
They should teach this in college
@King_Ancalagon
@King_Ancalagon 5 жыл бұрын
Lmfao!
@Reformed_Borzoi
@Reformed_Borzoi 5 жыл бұрын
D
@9lonerr
@9lonerr 5 жыл бұрын
The Uppercase Letter D D
@Reformed_Borzoi
@Reformed_Borzoi 5 жыл бұрын
@@9lonerr D
@9lonerr
@9lonerr 5 жыл бұрын
@The Uppercase Letter D D
@nico-lv8ns
@nico-lv8ns 5 жыл бұрын
“We see Alvin, Theodore, and Simon receiving D O M E from their female counterparts.”
@euph0rya672
@euph0rya672 5 жыл бұрын
**RESPECTIVE**
@Alex_here760
@Alex_here760 5 жыл бұрын
*JFC*
@elhammossad7390
@elhammossad7390 5 жыл бұрын
I don't get it...
@TomEyeTheSFMguy
@TomEyeTheSFMguy 5 жыл бұрын
Eleanor is notoriously the *T H I C C E S T* chippette out of the three in the main series.
@yooseul__
@yooseul__ 5 жыл бұрын
Tom Eye The SFM guy She *D U M M Y T H I C K*
@dynogamergurl
@dynogamergurl 2 ай бұрын
Hold up…. Why is this recommended to me? And why after 5 years??
@CallmeAce2
@CallmeAce2 Ай бұрын
Me too- 😭
@Ermonacodimontagna
@Ermonacodimontagna Ай бұрын
for the "oh Dave, JACKPOT JACKPOT" meme
@ChaseEbersole
@ChaseEbersole Ай бұрын
Same
@NoSpecialArtist
@NoSpecialArtist Ай бұрын
Fr 😭😭
@fearthepiggaming2998
@fearthepiggaming2998 Ай бұрын
Yeah same here what the fuck lol That said still by far the funniest thing I've seen all day
@micahrobbins8353
@micahrobbins8353 5 жыл бұрын
Love him or hate him He’s spitting straight facts
@jesusarroyo9737
@jesusarroyo9737 5 жыл бұрын
And *spitting* too 😉
@CrystalDoggoIsMissing
@CrystalDoggoIsMissing 5 жыл бұрын
Jesus Arroyo O 👀
@Joshua-ox5fr
@Joshua-ox5fr 5 жыл бұрын
Micah Robbins Micah you traitor!
@Spadez_Codm
@Spadez_Codm 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao yeah
@stevegomez6509
@stevegomez6509 5 жыл бұрын
Stop dat meme dead
@katelyncalvo
@katelyncalvo 5 жыл бұрын
“two hand ham twister” .... “previously unknown to North America”
@msjay3489
@msjay3489 5 жыл бұрын
666 likes
@codyzcs
@codyzcs 5 жыл бұрын
Boi that legit just played
@dawsonepps4134
@dawsonepps4134 5 жыл бұрын
@@codyzcs we know that's why there was quotes🤦🏼‍♀️
@HennyBuBuProductions
@HennyBuBuProductions 5 жыл бұрын
Katelyn Calvo mood
@HennyBuBuProductions
@HennyBuBuProductions 5 жыл бұрын
Goomba X 🔥🔥
@jaredsmith102
@jaredsmith102 5 жыл бұрын
How is he not laughing from what he’s saying
@someonethatateyourbabies1990
@someonethatateyourbabies1990 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@moojiiid
@moojiiid 5 жыл бұрын
Practice
@throbbingshaft
@throbbingshaft 5 жыл бұрын
After seeing that image, he has no soul.
@omwomwomw
@omwomwomw 5 жыл бұрын
TXC _Avacado - sloppy toppy
@nostalgiagaming8955
@nostalgiagaming8955 5 жыл бұрын
Because this isn't a laughing matter
@GeneralCornwalliss
@GeneralCornwalliss 3 ай бұрын
Simon quite literally getting his shit springlocked 💀💀
@Cat-3-3-3
@Cat-3-3-3 3 ай бұрын
Bro went to Diddy party ☠️
@aquafreesh9219
@aquafreesh9219 Ай бұрын
Deadass it’s Simon, he literally has his legs flipped up To his chest both hands on her head and she ain’t letting go. Theodore is a close second cuz fat chicks got crazy mouth game. Alvin is just a drama queen he’s faking. Theodore is chilling and Simon is fighting for his life 😂
@Michael2Mikael
@Michael2Mikael Ай бұрын
​@@aquafreesh9219Simon is getting straight teeth💀
@aquafreesh9219
@aquafreesh9219 Ай бұрын
@ the best part 😎
@j4st00n8
@j4st00n8 5 жыл бұрын
When the creator tried to ruin everyones childhood but instead it turns into a meme.
@burnvictim3095
@burnvictim3095 5 жыл бұрын
_ jast00n profile pic checks out
@Henry.mp4
@Henry.mp4 5 жыл бұрын
Ayyy we got the same profile pic 😩👌
@baviddarragan
@baviddarragan 5 жыл бұрын
Aye 666th like
@E2StudiosYT
@E2StudiosYT 5 жыл бұрын
Stonks
@TheDailyEgg
@TheDailyEgg 5 жыл бұрын
Egg
@primuspilusfellatus6501
@primuspilusfellatus6501 5 жыл бұрын
Me: I want Game Theory Mom: We got Game Theory at home Game Theory at home:
@DayeanT
@DayeanT 5 жыл бұрын
Nice one
@ethanhere__1702
@ethanhere__1702 5 жыл бұрын
This is perfect thank you
@Sonnenblume997
@Sonnenblume997 5 жыл бұрын
But that's just a theory
@insertmemorableusernameher6795
@insertmemorableusernameher6795 5 жыл бұрын
But that's just a theory, a game theory
@Hevymin
@Hevymin 5 жыл бұрын
Why the hell would you want Game Theory
@sooyeonjeon7657
@sooyeonjeon7657 5 жыл бұрын
I-I'm so confused why was this recommended to me
@1Soniccool
@1Soniccool 5 жыл бұрын
Same with me
@faris8148
@faris8148 5 жыл бұрын
To show you the correct path , alvinist
@jigglypufflv1002
@jigglypufflv1002 5 жыл бұрын
Pun Pun that is what a alvinist would say
@javonwells3824
@javonwells3824 5 жыл бұрын
Lmfaooo mann me and you both
@faris8148
@faris8148 5 жыл бұрын
@@jigglypufflv1002 nice try,but you cant convince me to convert
@OlaftheGreat
@OlaftheGreat Ай бұрын
2019 being 5 years ago is killing me
@EngineeringNibbles
@EngineeringNibbles Ай бұрын
Gonna have to get that time machine running asap
@Nashthefox
@Nashthefox Ай бұрын
At this point it’s pretty much 6 years ago
@shostysboo
@shostysboo 5 жыл бұрын
It’s Theodore. His girl knows how to eat so she knows how to get what she wants when it comes to eating
@LoserSnoozer
@LoserSnoozer 5 жыл бұрын
@@HellaHoesFr yes, yes, yes
@theYear_project
@theYear_project 5 жыл бұрын
*GREAT ANALYSIS*
@Jake-qc3mj
@Jake-qc3mj 5 жыл бұрын
Get this man a scholarship this boi is going places.
@sameverton4206
@sameverton4206 4 жыл бұрын
Nagito Komaeda NOT THE SUPER DELUXE-
@moon_wei
@moon_wei 3 жыл бұрын
Elmo... why are you here ?
@kyotosghost
@kyotosghost 5 жыл бұрын
why is the category under comedy?? it should be science or education.
@fellascallmethedrink
@fellascallmethedrink 5 жыл бұрын
Indeed, this is a very groundbreaking science video and under no circumstances should be taken lightly.
@personwhoruinsthejoke9463
@personwhoruinsthejoke9463 5 жыл бұрын
But this video is supposed to be comedic
@beansntoastyt2616
@beansntoastyt2616 5 жыл бұрын
person who ruins the joke , I thank you.
@Hello-ht1wy
@Hello-ht1wy 5 жыл бұрын
person who ruins the joke r/woo- hey wait a minute
@JohnFortniteKennedy_
@JohnFortniteKennedy_ 4 жыл бұрын
@@personwhoruinsthejoke9463 Youuuuuu....... creatures..
@thelonelyman-k8y
@thelonelyman-k8y 4 ай бұрын
This is what they should teach in school rather than fucking trigonometry
@mineturtle2
@mineturtle2 4 ай бұрын
Real
@Yuria_Lin
@Yuria_Lin 4 ай бұрын
Real
@balloarocki
@balloarocki 4 ай бұрын
Real
@mcmagic6723
@mcmagic6723 4 ай бұрын
Real
@Lamb_Cuticles
@Lamb_Cuticles 4 ай бұрын
Fr
@ztmorris9738
@ztmorris9738 Жыл бұрын
hard to believe this meme was 4 years ago
@NotcoolNoah
@NotcoolNoah Жыл бұрын
Legendary
@SergeantTeabag
@SergeantTeabag Жыл бұрын
Now we need a follow-up on who's getting the most ionizing radiation
@PacoLikesPie1969
@PacoLikesPie1969 Жыл бұрын
​@@SergeantTeabagA fan of TKs-Mantis I can assume?
@cyan1280
@cyan1280 Жыл бұрын
hard to believe this was a meme
@ElMexa203
@ElMexa203 Жыл бұрын
​@@NotcoolNoah69 likes :v
@jjjjjjjjjjjmmmmmmm4461
@jjjjjjjjjjjmmmmmmm4461 5 жыл бұрын
me at 3am: “i don’t need sleep I need answers”
@personwhoruinsthejoke9463
@personwhoruinsthejoke9463 5 жыл бұрын
Yes u can, people can die if they don’t get enough sleep so u need sleep or else u will die
@marekkkkkk
@marekkkkkk 5 жыл бұрын
person who ruins the joke welp I guess ur username lives up to its name
@gabe.wav09
@gabe.wav09 5 жыл бұрын
666 likes!
@pineapples_cant_draw
@pineapples_cant_draw 4 жыл бұрын
me, at 4am:
@djuken4890
@djuken4890 4 жыл бұрын
@@personwhoruinsthejoke9463 yes you can????? Get this 3rd grade spelling/grammar out of my face if you gonna ruin the joke atleast spell correctly
@SUNDOWNtm
@SUNDOWNtm 5 жыл бұрын
But that's just a theory: a head theory.
@roebunnybby
@roebunnybby 5 жыл бұрын
Aaaaaand cum
@digi_edits
@digi_edits 5 жыл бұрын
@@roebunnybby lol
@Tdugg
@Tdugg 5 жыл бұрын
Fuck bro. Why do people keep ignoring these great comments?😂
@yurikatsuki6611
@yurikatsuki6611 5 жыл бұрын
-A nut Theory-
@hellofellowthots1568
@hellofellowthots1568 4 жыл бұрын
aAaAaAaAaAaAnd cut
@randruf6760
@randruf6760 4 ай бұрын
I genuinely got chills whenever you said 10/10 like unironically got a spine shiver
@BananaSlayer_
@BananaSlayer_ 5 жыл бұрын
I knew it. They oppressed us Theodorists for ages, but who’s laughing now, non-believers?
@jackattack5905
@jackattack5905 5 жыл бұрын
BananaSlayer yess
@LubricatedNuggets
@LubricatedNuggets 5 жыл бұрын
PREACH 👏👏👏
@mouseman04
@mouseman04 5 жыл бұрын
Nah alvin got the best head
@cringeman3873
@cringeman3873 5 жыл бұрын
Mouse Man You don’t know anything, you ALVINIST!
@mouseman04
@mouseman04 5 жыл бұрын
@@cringeman3873 im sorry if this is cringe but the JORDAN bruh the frick dicky JORDAN!
@novafox6216
@novafox6216 Жыл бұрын
Anybody else got this randomly reccomended to them 4 years later
@Hokkai9401
@Hokkai9401 Жыл бұрын
Yes
@Dat-Real-Meta-Knight
@Dat-Real-Meta-Knight 5 ай бұрын
Yeah
@djuliabboth1329
@djuliabboth1329 5 ай бұрын
Yeeeeahhhh... 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
@iyusony8196
@iyusony8196 5 ай бұрын
Yup
@theelectricpop-tart7660
@theelectricpop-tart7660 5 ай бұрын
Here
@brrzerks
@brrzerks 5 жыл бұрын
Judge: Is there anything else you want to tell me? 6ix9ine: I know who got the best head
@frostedflakeslover9929
@frostedflakeslover9929 5 жыл бұрын
Watch out for the grammar nazis
@fellascallmethedrink
@fellascallmethedrink 5 жыл бұрын
Groundbreaking information.
@brrzerks
@brrzerks 5 жыл бұрын
@@frostedflakeslover9929 Thanks, I will.
@jdreid323
@jdreid323 5 жыл бұрын
Judge: I'm listening 😐
@sjturner15
@sjturner15 5 жыл бұрын
1000th like
@cumulus1869
@cumulus1869 2 ай бұрын
0:14 "Eat shitmunk"
@definitelynotaskinwalker
@definitelynotaskinwalker 2 ай бұрын
"Eat shit, monk"
@XavierTR985
@XavierTR985 Ай бұрын
"Eat, shitmonk"
@gremlintoastt0088
@gremlintoastt0088 5 жыл бұрын
“Just use your imagination” Me: I saw fire and the entire galaxy
@giulioz.9572
@giulioz.9572 5 жыл бұрын
"I've seen things..."
@MiruTheFloof
@MiruTheFloof 5 жыл бұрын
*uses imagination* MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
@vipervirus081
@vipervirus081 5 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@IHaveASadderDay
@IHaveASadderDay 5 жыл бұрын
*Looks it up on Google*
@acedv6134
@acedv6134 5 жыл бұрын
I've died inside a little
@ilikelefunymemes2828
@ilikelefunymemes2828 5 жыл бұрын
“And his eyes looking up to god” dude wtf xD
@havingteawiththedevil
@havingteawiththedevil 5 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀
@king_animekid6648
@king_animekid6648 5 жыл бұрын
I" dead
@theYear_project
@theYear_project 5 жыл бұрын
*HE'S GETTING THAT HOLY HEAD*
@nepalrawrfan
@nepalrawrfan 5 жыл бұрын
Holy succ
@shinjiadventures7558
@shinjiadventures7558 4 жыл бұрын
"Simply looking at his photo you'd automatically assume he's getting the best head, right ?"
@jdatboi724
@jdatboi724 5 жыл бұрын
People who vote for Simon: I can prove why it’s Simon with an essay! Noah: I can prove why it’s Theodore with a 6 minute video.
@valeuudiste4664
@valeuudiste4664 5 жыл бұрын
no, that just proves that it wasnt as detailed and thus a worse comparison
@rattbstrd
@rattbstrd 5 жыл бұрын
Ok but Scott Pilgrim
@jdatboi724
@jdatboi724 5 жыл бұрын
Some Dude A man of culture I see😏
@rattbstrd
@rattbstrd 5 жыл бұрын
@@jdatboi724 Fav evil ex?
@jdatboi724
@jdatboi724 5 жыл бұрын
Some Dude Novel version of Roxxie I guess the movie version didn’t get enough screen time in my opinion sorry if I spelled her name wrong
@chill_notion
@chill_notion Ай бұрын
I'm not sure why this was recommended to me in Nov 2024, but it's definitely not problematic
@felixgutierrez993
@felixgutierrez993 5 жыл бұрын
ALVIN IS A CHAD he is FAKEING IT. Simon overthinks it and when he teied putting it in formula he missed a decimal and failed. Theodore is too innocent to fake it and he won't over think it HE IS GETTING BEST HEAD!
@himiko7412
@himiko7412 5 жыл бұрын
Felix Gutierrez Simon is getting the best head, here’s why: I believe this girl is using the Schrödinger Equation in order to best determine the best placement of her mouth molecules on Simons prick. She’s solved the equation which allows her to use her best momentum to counteract the reaction Simons phallus is experiencing. This is some 4th dimensional shit, and Simon is literally collapsing into a Black Hole because of it. Simons shoes are falling off, which can only be due to intense toe curl brought on by oral delight he is getting. Let’s calculate the force being used. The average running shoe is 270 grams, or 9.5 ounces. It takes me about three quarters of a second to remove my shoe from my foot using my hand, not counting the untying of the laces. However, it takes considerably longer, about 3 minutes, to remove my shoe using only my toes. However this is not important when you look at chipmunk foot physiology. The average human foot is about 4.5 big toe lengths, while a chipmunks big toe is roughly half of the foot. This will come in handy for our foot formula. So because my toes are small compared to my feet, it takes me 3 minutes to push my shoe off using only my toes. However, a chipmunks foot has muscles used for climbing, muscles which lucky for us bend down, allowing for a pushing motion to be achieved. Using myself as a base, I calculated the rate of time it will take for a chipmunk to remove a shoe from its foot to be about 33.333 seconds. Now for the hard part. To move 270 grams for the sake of simplicity 1 decimeter, or 3.937 inches takes newtons. How many newtons? My math put me at 0.00081 newtons. To put that number into perspective, it takes .01 newtons to blink. So then why is this going to cause a black hole? Before he updated to windows 10, Stephen Hawking actually managed to do something useful and calculated the force it would take to generate a black hole. That number and our number don’t come close, until we account for microspheres. Pressure building up against the toe to force the shoe off generates heat. That heat accelerates the atoms in Simons wang, causing Simons girl equation for the perfect cum vacuum to have an unexpected variable. This small amount of force and heat causes a cascading effect, where heated atoms slam into one another until they meet the mouth, where they begin to condense. That condensing force brings in more mass, fueled by the blissful ignorance of the poon schoom going on, until a black hole no more the size of a ball point pen tip forms, killing everyone on that couch in a matter of milliseconds.
@darthtroller
@darthtroller 5 жыл бұрын
@@himiko7412 but hey, that's just a theory, a meme theory
@scaryharry5562
@scaryharry5562 5 жыл бұрын
Felix Gutierrez Alvin is trying to hard
@felixgutierrez993
@felixgutierrez993 5 жыл бұрын
@@himiko7412 But scientifically speaking The thiccer the Chipmunk the more nuts you can gobble up and birth better litters. THEODORE's Gf is the THICCEST therefore the BETTER CHIPMUNK and with more extended cheeks can also give the better head...
@dio8684
@dio8684 5 жыл бұрын
lies alvin is a chad so hes gotten so much head, but this head is somehow the best hes ever gotten...
@coolernow7948
@coolernow7948 5 жыл бұрын
The fact you said big swallow McDouble slurp V2.0 with such a monotone makes this video solid
@joelgray5836
@joelgray5836 5 жыл бұрын
No cap 😂
@kayla-nx8ov
@kayla-nx8ov 5 жыл бұрын
WHY IS THIS VIDEO SO SERIOUS THO LMAO
@yadeno6169
@yadeno6169 5 жыл бұрын
candice terry because it is a serious question
@muffyisgone
@muffyisgone 5 жыл бұрын
because it's important
@theYear_project
@theYear_project 5 жыл бұрын
@@muffyisgone because if we don't get our answer the world will end
@Marincks
@Marincks 5 жыл бұрын
@@theYear_project exactly
@Archemetics
@Archemetics 5 жыл бұрын
Its important, our heads would implode if we were never to know the answer.
@OnGangImBouttaCrashOut
@OnGangImBouttaCrashOut 4 ай бұрын
Recommend 4 years later🙏😭
@Jinxalations
@Jinxalations 4 ай бұрын
real
@Nawakaht_jj77
@Nawakaht_jj77 4 ай бұрын
FR👅🔥
@yeehaw5122
@yeehaw5122 5 жыл бұрын
I don’t need sleep. *I NEED ANSWERS.*
@SevensMarkedSeven
@SevensMarkedSeven 5 жыл бұрын
Yee Haw ahaha like the energy btw: are comments combined sound dirty as hell
@memesaremylifeline6723
@memesaremylifeline6723 5 жыл бұрын
I like ur energy too. Why KZbin recommended me this? Idk am I disappointed? Of course not
@StarDustedCloud
@StarDustedCloud Жыл бұрын
I don't need sleep either, at this point i'm pretty sure what i need is therapy
@pottedplant37_
@pottedplant37_ Жыл бұрын
I too am watching this at nearly 1 AM
@n7x
@n7x 2 ай бұрын
I don’t need sleep, I need the best head
@freexavior7203
@freexavior7203 5 жыл бұрын
1990: we’ll have flying cars in the future 2019: Which chipmunk is getting the best head
@ladymeave
@ladymeave 5 жыл бұрын
no one: my youtube recommendations:
@ZekeTheNerdVX
@ZekeTheNerdVX 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@KAITO-p4s
@KAITO-p4s 5 жыл бұрын
Basically.
@reversequeen838
@reversequeen838 5 жыл бұрын
Same
@kittykat1587
@kittykat1587 Ай бұрын
Same
@Lilac-xcr
@Lilac-xcr Ай бұрын
Getting this in 2024 is so crazy….
@omarvilla4243
@omarvilla4243 Ай бұрын
Fr😂😂😂
@ninaisbored
@ninaisbored Ай бұрын
real
@stevenwingert3995
@stevenwingert3995 5 жыл бұрын
Let’s be honest they were all using teeth 😏.
@accelerator1666
@accelerator1666 5 жыл бұрын
Its not a top tier nutt without a little teethage.
@Yrgros3e
@Yrgros3e 5 жыл бұрын
Two hand twister
@sampound9258
@sampound9258 5 жыл бұрын
Even better
@lytrelljordan371
@lytrelljordan371 5 жыл бұрын
Wtf
@stevenwingert3995
@stevenwingert3995 5 жыл бұрын
What if they bit the tip off. Top 10 questions science still can’t answer.
@wofie9785
@wofie9785 4 жыл бұрын
"Simon is the smartest of the three, so that does mean he has the best head in a different way"
@vforvaleriie
@vforvaleriie Жыл бұрын
THAT WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY
@ForksandKnivesarenowhere
@ForksandKnivesarenowhere Жыл бұрын
I was reading this at the same time the guy was saying it
@etheseakeeper
@etheseakeeper 5 ай бұрын
IT SOUNDS FUNNIER THAN WHAT I THOUGHT
@SphericalBobert
@SphericalBobert 4 ай бұрын
@@ForksandKnivesarenowherei did the same here man
@triphan2079
@triphan2079 4 ай бұрын
I thought the video was talking about this kind of head until the nut meter comes up
@AlphaChicken
@AlphaChicken 5 жыл бұрын
“Nut meter” I’m dead 😂
@ederson6242
@ederson6242 5 жыл бұрын
What git me is the Simon with the best head.... in a different way
@Lordisthyfortress
@Lordisthyfortress 5 жыл бұрын
Dude said gulp fiction
@BKHW-dy1bh
@BKHW-dy1bh 3 ай бұрын
helo
@Daniel-jz9td
@Daniel-jz9td Ай бұрын
"When you're still in control, there's room for improvement". That's the most beautiful thing I've heard in a long time
@yagirlkae203
@yagirlkae203 5 жыл бұрын
"Who clearly...gets the most chipmunk ass" he said that so casually 💀💀💀
@jacobparamus1229
@jacobparamus1229 Жыл бұрын
Well I mean it’s three rockstar chipmunks don’t you wonder who gets the most bitches?
@thinksetsoup5790
@thinksetsoup5790 Жыл бұрын
I heard that as i read this
@Pyromania65
@Pyromania65 4 ай бұрын
THIS IS NOT A FLEX 😭
@Gamma7DroidSecurity
@Gamma7DroidSecurity 5 жыл бұрын
Okay, but consider this Jenette is also grabbing onto the couch herself, presumably trying to go all the way down on Simon's schmeat. Knowing this, we can assume that Simon's actions might be more out of his control than what you assumed. On the contrast, Elanor and Theo are dopey and innocent by character, thus one can assume that the head being given is unprofessional. In a study I ran, I have concluded that nerd girls are about 2.5× as likely to be "low-key freaky", and nerd fellas are 3× as likely. Knowing this, the fact that both are actively participating in creating the best head. One can also assume that Simon's legs are up because his hips are bucking on their own accord.
@Ron-ys7gs
@Ron-ys7gs 5 жыл бұрын
mr.yolo887 I literally scroll to fight the long comments
@himiko7412
@himiko7412 5 жыл бұрын
Simon is getting the best head, here’s why: I believe this girl is using the Schrödinger Equation in order to best determine the best placement of her mouth molecules on Simons prick. She’s solved the equation which allows her to use her best momentum to counteract the reaction Simons phallus is experiencing. This is some 4th dimensional shit, and Simon is literally collapsing into a Black Hole because of it. Simons shoes are falling off, which can only be due to intense toe curl brought on by oral delight he is getting. Let’s calculate the force being used. The average running shoe is 270 grams, or 9.5 ounces. It takes me about three quarters of a second to remove my shoe from my foot using my hand, not counting the untying of the laces. However, it takes considerably longer, about 3 minutes, to remove my shoe using only my toes. However this is not important when you look at chipmunk foot physiology. The average human foot is about 4.5 big toe lengths, while a chipmunks big toe is roughly half of the foot. This will come in handy for our foot formula. So because my toes are small compared to my feet, it takes me 3 minutes to push my shoe off using only my toes. However, a chipmunks foot has muscles used for climbing, muscles which lucky for us bend down, allowing for a pushing motion to be achieved. Using myself as a base, I calculated the rate of time it will take for a chipmunk to remove a shoe from its foot to be about 33.333 seconds. Now for the hard part. To move 270 grams for the sake of simplicity 1 decimeter, or 3.937 inches takes newtons. How many newtons? My math put me at 0.00081 newtons. To put that number into perspective, it takes .01 newtons to blink. So then why is this going to cause a black hole? Before he updated to windows 10, Stephen Hawking actually managed to do something useful and calculated the force it would take to generate a black hole. That number and our number don’t come close, until we account for microspheres. Pressure building up against the toe to force the shoe off generates heat. That heat accelerates the atoms in Simons wang, causing Simons girl equation for the perfect cum vacuum to have an unexpected variable. This small amount of force and heat causes a cascading effect, where heated atoms slam into one another until they meet the mouth, where they begin to condense. That condensing force brings in more mass, fueled by the blissful ignorance of the poon schoom going on, until a black hole no more the size of a ball point pen tip forms, killing everyone on that couch in a matter of milliseconds.
@halluqv976
@halluqv976 5 жыл бұрын
mr.yolo887 excuse me what the fuck
@nachaly
@nachaly 5 жыл бұрын
Down Syndrome Ariana Grande holy fuck I can’t believe I read all of that
@abacus438
@abacus438 5 жыл бұрын
@@himiko7412 dear God the absolute madman did it
@alfredsupersauce
@alfredsupersauce Жыл бұрын
I always had a feeling it was Theodore, but I never could explain why. Excellent analysis. The internet needs more heroes like you.
@peepeeboi
@peepeeboi Жыл бұрын
Frrrr
@Muslimperson-x5k
@Muslimperson-x5k 4 ай бұрын
jeanette looks like shes the most enthusiastic out of all the others, though you'd have to look at the original image to see her face. i always thought eleanor was obese and not really thick. if you asked me, id say simon.
@cyandeoidre2375
@cyandeoidre2375 4 ай бұрын
According to Panty Anarchy fat girls give the best heads
@tegathemenace
@tegathemenace 4 ай бұрын
​@@Muslimperson-x5k fat and beauty has nothing to do with actual head
@rayyan3958
@rayyan3958 3 ай бұрын
@@tegathemenaceDid you not see the graph?
@larayaglsd
@larayaglsd 3 ай бұрын
I CAN'T BELIEVE 2019 HAD SOME OUTTA POCKET STUFF, I'M GLAD 4TH GRADE ME DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT IT 😭🙏🏾
@Creatore45
@Creatore45 3 ай бұрын
Oh God fr fr😭😭😭
@n7x
@n7x 2 ай бұрын
Bro was born in 2009 💀
@whosanfal
@whosanfal 2 ай бұрын
Same
@silverrghost
@silverrghost 2 ай бұрын
FOURTH GRADE?????
@Badoodlethenoodlewantsfood
@Badoodlethenoodlewantsfood Ай бұрын
​@@n7x or 2010
@discordcreates556
@discordcreates556 5 жыл бұрын
This is if sam o nella but if he was just, like, 2% more unhinged.
@hanniballecter9550
@hanniballecter9550 5 жыл бұрын
Sam o Nella is brilliant
@carolineladage2736
@carolineladage2736 5 жыл бұрын
Oh god I think you did something
@lilac392
@lilac392 5 жыл бұрын
HowToCookLikeSlav the accuracy in this is crazy
@Jenson_Beach
@Jenson_Beach 5 жыл бұрын
HowToCookLikeSlav ok uhh why is this so accurate
@zephyr4254
@zephyr4254 5 жыл бұрын
yee
@ordovis7206
@ordovis7206 5 жыл бұрын
This is the most random thing that was in my reccomended.
@sudxzy
@sudxzy 5 жыл бұрын
i lost it when he said “gulp fiction” oml lmao
@keztannis6848
@keztannis6848 2 ай бұрын
Wait THIS WAS 5 YEARS AGO??? 😭😭
@MsYukizomesorangejuice
@MsYukizomesorangejuice 2 ай бұрын
Naw I remember seeing this thumbnail from middle school istg
@Majun-15
@Majun-15 2 ай бұрын
This coment was 2 weeks ago!?
@FletcherG_3
@FletcherG_3 2 ай бұрын
Bro why is this still getting recommended to me
@ytpboss2357
@ytpboss2357 Ай бұрын
You aint one of us ogs lil bro
@bobdmz6437
@bobdmz6437 3 жыл бұрын
Nobody: The History Channel at 3 AM:
@jaidengarcia980
@jaidengarcia980 5 жыл бұрын
Your monotone yet dead serious voice had me laughing the whole video lmao
@martinvictoria5004
@martinvictoria5004 Жыл бұрын
Everyone knows that "timid"; "shy" is synonymous of BEST HEAD
@yonnabs
@yonnabs 4 ай бұрын
Why is the is recommended to me 4 years later ……
@cosimo72
@cosimo72 5 жыл бұрын
Use me as an “I’m a Theodorian” button
@omarpikm2101
@omarpikm2101 5 жыл бұрын
boop
@potatofairy4512
@potatofairy4512 5 жыл бұрын
I wish I knew how to like more than once.
@Zephelinn
@Zephelinn 5 жыл бұрын
@@potatofairy4512 make mor3 google accounts
@aiden.117
@aiden.117 5 жыл бұрын
No
@Indirunic
@Indirunic 5 жыл бұрын
No
@isaacdonelly8854
@isaacdonelly8854 5 жыл бұрын
When is this going to Netflix
@sexykingfapcompilations4792
@sexykingfapcompilations4792 5 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@bienjosni2253
@bienjosni2253 5 жыл бұрын
Soon
@gharshie
@gharshie 5 жыл бұрын
I wish
@Mikaelamofu
@Mikaelamofu 5 жыл бұрын
I don’t think I ever laughed so hard holy cow 😂😂 *”g U L P F I C T I O N”*
@Rag_--
@Rag_-- 2 ай бұрын
4:28 thats how im learning linear functions 🗣🗣
@youngdaggerdickthe3rd16
@youngdaggerdickthe3rd16 5 жыл бұрын
“Nut-O-Meter” -Not Cool Noah (2019)
@hulluelli
@hulluelli 5 жыл бұрын
Even America’s future President JSchlatt said it’s Theodore.
@Twonkae
@Twonkae 5 жыл бұрын
Zombathin Lost Leg/Hacker Cat Wyd? He’s running for president, everybody knows this.
@hulluelli
@hulluelli 5 жыл бұрын
Zombathin Lost Leg/Hacker Cat It’s a joke. He literally says that himself. His merch says Schlatt 2020. His pinned tweet is a link to his merch website saying ”I’m running for president”.
@shylz731
@shylz731 5 жыл бұрын
Zombathin Lost Leg/Hacker Cat thnx I didn’t know I was confused Af👀
@idk_how_i_got_here7779
@idk_how_i_got_here7779 5 жыл бұрын
Tsk when will they listen
@crocodinky
@crocodinky 5 жыл бұрын
what a madlad
@stephenthethiccboi9775
@stephenthethiccboi9775 5 жыл бұрын
Alvin obviously had the worst since he needed to use his other hand to make it better
@Chris-pp2xb
@Chris-pp2xb 5 жыл бұрын
gottem
@rediculeplays
@rediculeplays 5 жыл бұрын
Its obviously simon. He doesnt like it and he is in pain. Jeanette obvi using her teeth a lot
@isidoraflores8157
@isidoraflores8157 5 жыл бұрын
He is not using his hand, he is touching her hair
@CentinalxGaming
@CentinalxGaming 5 жыл бұрын
By that logic Simon would be getting the worst head.
@Brylenthaking
@Brylenthaking Ай бұрын
Im just scrolling thourgh KZbin and i found this
@cloroxbleach7554
@cloroxbleach7554 5 жыл бұрын
Legend has it Einstein almost failed to get his PhD because he struggled understanding this video for a while.
@92_orsomething
@92_orsomething 5 жыл бұрын
Simon just looks like he wants to die and Theodore looks like he's dying
@dagger1623
@dagger1623 5 жыл бұрын
1978 Porsche 935-78 ah an other alvanist
@snickers7494
@snickers7494 5 жыл бұрын
LMFFFFAAAAAOOO Im dying rightnow Out of laugh
@iceturtle5152
@iceturtle5152 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao, there’s this boy at my school who won’t stop talking about this 😂😂
@rBaseless
@rBaseless 5 жыл бұрын
Why you exposing me
@chuewe
@chuewe 5 жыл бұрын
u bad
@myluciferislonely4313
@myluciferislonely4313 5 жыл бұрын
Same
@sir_dragonfly7287
@sir_dragonfly7287 2 ай бұрын
"I feel like P Diddy with fur"- Alvin
@jeanettevazquez4196
@jeanettevazquez4196 5 жыл бұрын
When he says “Jeanette” I get so weirded out lol
@kaylareyes818
@kaylareyes818 5 жыл бұрын
Jeanette Vazquez I’ll pray for you
@skinnny2055
@skinnny2055 5 жыл бұрын
@@kaylareyes818we'll pray😂
@danielretta1837
@danielretta1837 5 жыл бұрын
Makes you think shes black
@mikereggie6035
@mikereggie6035 4 жыл бұрын
Teen Mom 2
@Alfie_Br8ss
@Alfie_Br8ss Жыл бұрын
Why was this given to me? WHY IS THIS HERE?!
@lav-kitty
@lav-kitty 4 ай бұрын
it's a gift. accept it.
@mr.cookie_the_fish_kicker
@mr.cookie_the_fish_kicker 3 ай бұрын
Dont question it, OLD SPORT
@MrMagistralMalik
@MrMagistralMalik 5 жыл бұрын
I can’t live without wanting to yell at stuff like this.
@Qxier
@Qxier Жыл бұрын
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE
@charlotteemily9998
@charlotteemily9998 Ай бұрын
This was like a jumpscare when I saw this on my recommended
@swoovs
@swoovs 5 жыл бұрын
Not Cool Noah: *exposes who gets best head* FBI: “Sir, we are currently tracking you down due to too much information was exposed on who is getting the best head”
@kingk-man8777
@kingk-man8777 5 жыл бұрын
Swoovin Why do I hear boss music?
@fayettevillepolicepics1554
@fayettevillepolicepics1554 5 жыл бұрын
Why does Simon look like a lamp with a blue shirt on? 😂😂
@meIatonin
@meIatonin Жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@user-zk9zg4qi3l
@user-zk9zg4qi3l 5 жыл бұрын
What series of decisions led me here
@wikisaiyangmail
@wikisaiyangmail 5 жыл бұрын
All of them
@ליאורו-ט3ו
@ליאורו-ט3ו 5 жыл бұрын
It showed me in the feed
@ליאורו-ט3ו
@ליאורו-ט3ו 5 жыл бұрын
Thats why im here and probably also you
@KAITO-p4s
@KAITO-p4s 5 жыл бұрын
I got this on my recommended, so....
@s.y.7866
@s.y.7866 5 жыл бұрын
The right decisions my friend
@BugVall
@BugVall 3 ай бұрын
People say internet is brainrot now, pretty sure internet has always been brainrot
@Un039
@Un039 3 ай бұрын
Exactly
@Fado_foxy
@Fado_foxy 3 ай бұрын
Indeed
@Un039
@Un039 3 ай бұрын
@@BugVall indubitably
@vergil5644
@vergil5644 5 жыл бұрын
It's literally 2:00am and I'm not just saying this for the joke, it's literally 2:00am. And I'm watching an in depth analysis of which chipmunk from my childhood got the best sucky sucky.
@PresidentLunt
@PresidentLunt 5 жыл бұрын
Did you lay this egg?
@nativeitzutakua-9863
@nativeitzutakua-9863 5 жыл бұрын
Same lmao wtf
@slump6982
@slump6982 5 жыл бұрын
I'm under alot of stress rn and this isn't helping
@vergil5644
@vergil5644 5 жыл бұрын
@@PresidentLunt kakyoin did
@PresidentLunt
@PresidentLunt 5 жыл бұрын
Jouta Kujo F
@yourleftshoe1121
@yourleftshoe1121 5 жыл бұрын
I showed this to my teacher... I can no longer walk on the school campus
@mopishnose3321
@mopishnose3321 5 жыл бұрын
Wow really stupid teacher
@angelbeats396
@angelbeats396 5 жыл бұрын
Your Left Shoe is it because she gave you the best head instead?
@gurjantdhaliwal1197
@gurjantdhaliwal1197 5 жыл бұрын
never happened
@moistedits4455
@moistedits4455 5 жыл бұрын
Gurjant Dhaliwal r/wooosh
@Craft_Jensin
@Craft_Jensin 5 жыл бұрын
It's basically a discussion about child porn, so good on her
@ZackppA
@ZackppA 5 жыл бұрын
KZbin: hey you wanna watch a video where a guy talks about who’s getting the best head out of All chipmunks? Me: ... Sure why not
@whois._bryX
@whois._bryX 2 ай бұрын
Buddy foresaw the future 😭🗣️
@rexroyulada6267
@rexroyulada6267 4 жыл бұрын
I still can't get over the fact that people analyzed and presented several arguments about a meme that shouldn't even be shown in public
@rexroyulada6267
@rexroyulada6267 4 жыл бұрын
Not only that, there must've been the guy who came (Pun kinda intended) up with these names laughing his ass off while watching this
@OGUnholy
@OGUnholy Жыл бұрын
I’m just laughing on the toilet because this being in my recommended is hilarious and unexpected for some reason
@chickywangwang658
@chickywangwang658 5 жыл бұрын
No one: Not a single soul: Noah: Big swallow McDouble slurp 2.0
@krisspatrick8902
@krisspatrick8902 5 жыл бұрын
G U L P F I C T I O N
@HennyBuBuProductions
@HennyBuBuProductions 5 жыл бұрын
[TTV]_ChiefwangwangYT that’s my new indie band’s name
@HennyBuBuProductions
@HennyBuBuProductions 5 жыл бұрын
Kriss Patrick and that
@modius9755
@modius9755 5 жыл бұрын
Useless “no one”
@craigvaughn6564
@craigvaughn6564 5 жыл бұрын
Shit murdered me when he said that
@AsheraEarthAngel
@AsheraEarthAngel Ай бұрын
5 YEARS AGO?! WHY WAS I RECOMMENDED THIS?!
@afatcat6743
@afatcat6743 5 жыл бұрын
“so that does mean he has the best head, in a different way” i’m dead.
@otis8237
@otis8237 5 жыл бұрын
“Previously unknown to north america” LMFAO
@nck406
@nck406 5 жыл бұрын
Dialboy yeah lmoa
@fiz2255
@fiz2255 5 жыл бұрын
I can't believe people think it's not theodore.
@stratis5360
@stratis5360 5 жыл бұрын
He acts like a kindergartner
@fiz2255
@fiz2255 5 жыл бұрын
@@stratis5360 Which makes him adorable, which results in him getting the best head.
@king_animekid6648
@king_animekid6648 5 жыл бұрын
Theodore has the best head
@fiz2255
@fiz2255 5 жыл бұрын
@@king_animekid6648 Theodore is the best head
@Jake-qc3mj
@Jake-qc3mj 5 жыл бұрын
@@dami479 you out here Brain blasting.
@SussyBefuddling44
@SussyBefuddling44 Ай бұрын
"JACKPOT JACKPOT JACKPOT I feel like p diddy with fur" ahh foreshadowing
@badaboom6089
@badaboom6089 5 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait to show this to my “alvinist” friends
@1Soniccool
@1Soniccool 5 жыл бұрын
Barky Why wait!
@user-eo7nv8ok9q
@user-eo7nv8ok9q 5 жыл бұрын
"Friends"
@gagejendrzey
@gagejendrzey 5 жыл бұрын
Garbage humans they should all be incinerated purely to fuel my house’s electricity and for my own personal joy.
@chaosindustry2279
@chaosindustry2279 5 жыл бұрын
When I 1st heard this i thought it talking about who has the biggest brain
@superstaronmars
@superstaronmars 5 жыл бұрын
You’re forgetting one very important thing Simon’s female counterpart had braces
@piggi5xtheawesome973
@piggi5xtheawesome973 5 жыл бұрын
*_oh shit_*
@PGOuma
@PGOuma 5 жыл бұрын
She doesn't
@yeehawamber507
@yeehawamber507 5 жыл бұрын
No she doesn’t
@Whxlsum
@Whxlsum 5 жыл бұрын
F
@NotoriousYEETER
@NotoriousYEETER 3 жыл бұрын
Yea she does
@exoticbutters9408
@exoticbutters9408 4 ай бұрын
Dawg wtf is animal channel doing at 2:39 am😭
@kurtislaufeyson396
@kurtislaufeyson396 5 жыл бұрын
Title: WARNING: Science. Me: Rut ro raggy, school on a week end.
@hadilT06
@hadilT06 Жыл бұрын
Why tf did this video got recommended to me in 1st December, literally at the end of NNN 💀
@algirdasltu1389
@algirdasltu1389 4 ай бұрын
Its about sending a message. KZbin knows.
@bonemeal_boi
@bonemeal_boi 2 ай бұрын
Got recommended to me on 31st October, kinda wacky.
@za3i176
@za3i176 2 ай бұрын
I got this in NNN
@makstyles3047
@makstyles3047 2 ай бұрын
It is the other way around for many of us 💀
@bokchoigemeing9604
@bokchoigemeing9604 2 ай бұрын
@@makstyles3047 precisely
@stephwn
@stephwn 5 жыл бұрын
GULP FICTION
@MG32
@MG32 5 жыл бұрын
GULP FICTION
@smokedoutvillain
@smokedoutvillain 5 жыл бұрын
GULP FICTION
@trevorpgamer1936
@trevorpgamer1936 5 жыл бұрын
iAmMekhi GULP FICTION
@andresrp2012
@andresrp2012 5 жыл бұрын
GULP FICTION
@aliakadraco
@aliakadraco 5 жыл бұрын
GULP FICTION
@Garyberries14
@Garyberries14 Ай бұрын
arent they like..... canonically only kids?
@cognitohazarrd
@cognitohazarrd 5 жыл бұрын
"Gulp fiction" *Unnecessary Loud Laughter.*
@GamesifiedYT
@GamesifiedYT 5 жыл бұрын
I will never think of “Alvin and the chipmunks” the same again.
@defnotaiden846
@defnotaiden846 5 жыл бұрын
For the better, Sony ruined it, at least this is laughable in the best way
@GamesifiedYT
@GamesifiedYT 5 жыл бұрын
Goofybager22 true man
@GamesifiedYT
@GamesifiedYT 5 жыл бұрын
Cotton_Cat 23 The image is disturbing 😭
@crusader3444
@crusader3444 5 жыл бұрын
Your voice makes this sound like a C.I.A debrief
@averychaco8831
@averychaco8831 Ай бұрын
Good lord I have been avoiding this video for so long but it has never left my recommended Today I finally gave in
@x_diiamond_x9789
@x_diiamond_x9789 5 жыл бұрын
1:25 "you've all seen the photo by now" *Me shaking in the corner begging for Gods forgiveness:* "I have now"
@joannareiferrer8468
@joannareiferrer8468 5 жыл бұрын
2:22 "simon is the smartest of three so that does mean he has the best head in a different way" 😂😂😂
@headass444
@headass444 5 жыл бұрын
*this is literally a masterpiece, I cried threw it. It should get a award*
@DE-py6mr
@DE-py6mr 5 жыл бұрын
This* through* an*
@SalceAlluhnie
@SalceAlluhnie Ай бұрын
Why am I watching this. I literally have a research paper due today.
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