"Hey man, ever heard of Hitler?" "No, who's him?" "That guy that killed Hitler." "Ohh that guy"
@KouNagai5 жыл бұрын
NoFckYou. This place gonna be crowd
@yxGu-lj3li5 жыл бұрын
Ha you were wrong
@Manelneedsaname5 жыл бұрын
I knew I heard him
@tinkaraazb93835 жыл бұрын
XD
@maybej5 жыл бұрын
Crowd
@ShnoogleMan5 жыл бұрын
I love how as a child he's still depicted with a beard.
@paulko25 жыл бұрын
Omg I tought he was simply really small hahahahahaahah
@caden31225 жыл бұрын
T I N Y B E A R D
@Darth_Bateman5 жыл бұрын
On that fateful day, he became a man.
@CometMothman5 жыл бұрын
*and your a child with a mustache*
@wilsoncalhoun5 жыл бұрын
That's because you merely adopted the beard. He was born with it, molded by it. Guiteau didn't see a razor until he was already a man; by then, it was nothing but manscaping! The beard betrays you, because it belongs to him. I wonder, what will break first? Your stubble? Or your spirit?
@griefingg0lem6854 жыл бұрын
The best irony is that he wanted to go down in history as a famous assassin of a president and this is the first time I ever heard of him.
@tigerwolf22433 жыл бұрын
What was his name again? The guy who assassinated the less famous Garfield? Eh, never mind it's not important.
@griefingg0lem6853 жыл бұрын
@Projekt Kobra Yeah, as that is the literally definition of fame. Quote: "the state of being known or talked about by many people, especially on account of notable achievements."
@griefingg0lem6853 жыл бұрын
@Projekt Kobra Would you still call this guy famous?
@Crim_Zen3 жыл бұрын
I first heard about him almost 10 years ago in my civics class... I hadn't heard much about him after that class. I do mention his name and story when people talk about the other presidential assassins. It's usually something like "You guys forgot the stupidest one ..." The topic usually comes up when talking about the presidents with the shortest term.
@compositebow1513 жыл бұрын
Big same
@alancoe10022 жыл бұрын
Shot by Guiteau, but killed by his doctors. The autopsy showed there was already a protective cyst being formed around the bullet, but they worried more about the non-threat of "lead poisoning" than they did about their absolutely filthy surgical practices. Besides the insanity plea, I think the defense attorney went for the killed-by-doctors angle, too.
@big_sea Жыл бұрын
yes
@HandsomeLad69 Жыл бұрын
It was the Wild West in medicine around that time😂😂😂
@haydeanbeatz144911 ай бұрын
@@HandsomeLad69that’s because it was the Wild West period 😂
@thecanadianfuhrer86023 ай бұрын
it sucks having to summarise garfield's death to people because any description short enough for conversation leaves out so many details. stuff like the doctor's name being Doctor, or the pounds of ground beef stuffed up garfield's asshole. it was an inept surgery even for cavemen, let alone 19th century doctors.
@t.l.78543 ай бұрын
@HandsomeLad69 Why is he your pfp of all people?
@ryuranzou5 жыл бұрын
This guy's life story is like when you try to mess up as much as possible in a story driven video game.
@bigghoss7625 жыл бұрын
It's like when you've already sided with every faction in Fallout 4 so you try to beat the game with level 1 speech and being a complete dick to everyone.
@Fists915 жыл бұрын
Although in fallout 4 being a dick to everyone is the pacifist playthrough
@melvinmerkelhopper57525 жыл бұрын
@@bigghoss762 Or when you try and beat a Fallout game with your intelligence at 1.
@KlaxontheImpailr5 жыл бұрын
The player must be Graystillplays
@lasigna02125 жыл бұрын
Like doing a genocide in Undertale
@WhaleManMan4 жыл бұрын
He didnt even kill the guy who actually insulted him.
@sarafontanini70514 жыл бұрын
obviously it was garfield's fault always and forever
@thecloaker79623 жыл бұрын
That's like my friend tbagging a high rank in a game and then him wiping _me_ for my friend's actions.
@medexamtoolscom3 жыл бұрын
President Garfield's Secretary of State: leave me alone you poopybutt! Guiteau: Curse you Garfieeeeelllllddddd!!!! A pity he didn't live for another 130ish years. Then he could have put the blame squarely where it belonged: On Obama. Thanks Obama. It was all your fault, all along.
@michaelhaggart98583 жыл бұрын
@@dontreadmydescription4473 ok I wont
@OtakuUnitedStudio3 жыл бұрын
@@sarafontanini7051 It wasn't about who was at fault, it was about what would make him historically memorable.
@dercarrot9913 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Charles Guiteau’s case was one of the first times a lawyer tried to plead insanity for their client.
@Gilhelmi3 жыл бұрын
1880's asylums were really bad. The courts had mercy on the guy by giving him the death penalty. This is not a joke by the way. Death was more merciful in those days.
@markuslemerise58123 жыл бұрын
snazzy
@esquilo_atomico3 жыл бұрын
@@Gilhelmi lol
@WickedTester1763 жыл бұрын
The trail of the century.
@collinbensinger76403 жыл бұрын
@@dontreadmydescription4473 ok
@katsarida Жыл бұрын
A lot of this makes sense once you realize that two major symptoms of late stage syphilis are insanity and personality disturbances.
@FirePuncher183 Жыл бұрын
Ohh
@IoEstasCedonta Жыл бұрын
So how do you explain everything before that?
@katsarida Жыл бұрын
@@IoEstasCedonta he wasn’t really a lunatic before that, he was just kind of a dick.
@theenderdestruction2362 Жыл бұрын
@@IoEstasCedontaFUCKIG stupidity and possible slightly insanity
@SirSaladAss Жыл бұрын
@@IoEstasCedontaHe was just a silly little guy
@sunflowerstandard45963 жыл бұрын
I completely forgot this was about a presidential assassination like 6 minutes in
@asylumskp43913 жыл бұрын
I was too interested and immersed in the free love mechanic
@abandonedchannel88213 жыл бұрын
lel
@MilloSpiegel2 жыл бұрын
Somewhere along the way i forget it wasn't just about the man withe the worst life
@chaabraaah58232 жыл бұрын
@@abandonedchannel8821 I read this as a fancy lol
@greendude26162 жыл бұрын
That happened before
@saigudi73965 жыл бұрын
Charles didn’t even kill Garfield. The doctors killed him with their incompetence making a 3 inch wound expand into a infected 20 inch wound
@Glory2Snowstar5 жыл бұрын
The Medic would be proud.
@saigudi73965 жыл бұрын
Christian Flaherty: Sequel Edition tf2 reference?
@puffnisse5 жыл бұрын
@@saigudi7396 Of course it was.
@oz_jones5 жыл бұрын
He actually said so in his trial, the madlad
@saigudi73965 жыл бұрын
Dr.Barrel nice.
@s1nnocense4 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, the letter to his brother was a sick burn.
@Jeffreydefinitelynotdahmer3 жыл бұрын
Like straight savage
@Sek112503 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@chadcuckproducer10373 жыл бұрын
$7 was a lot of money back then. Especially to send in the mail.
@elbinopaper46293 жыл бұрын
The dumbass should have gotten a job to be fair
@celuta55153 жыл бұрын
@@chadcuckproducer1037 no not really 7 bucks was only 100 dollars
@isc8900 Жыл бұрын
fun fact: Abraham Lincoln's son, Robert Todd Lincoln, who was the Secretary of War at the time, was next to Garfield during the assasination. also, he once almost died from being crushed by a train car when Edwin Booth, John Wilkes Booth's brother, saved him, while traveling with his friend, John T. Ford.
@babyyodafan6943 Жыл бұрын
No one cares
@maxmajcher5115 Жыл бұрын
History is full of insane coincidences like this and I always love hearing about it
@TheHutchy01 Жыл бұрын
He was also nearby when McKinley got iced as well. He is said to have refused a later presidential invitation with the comment, "No, I'm not going, and they'd better not ask me, because there is a certain fatality about presidential functions when I am present." Although, that wasn't a firm policy, there's quite a nice picture of him, Chief Justice (and former President) Taft and President Harding at the opening of the Lincoln Memorial.
@jonathanielpringlemaniii Жыл бұрын
that's wild
@jonathanielpringlemaniii Жыл бұрын
@@babyyodafan6943i do
@DEAD_ACCOUNT00003 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: while Garfield was still alive after the shooting, they recruited Alexander Graham Bell to help, after he had offered to test his prototype of an X-ray machine by finding the bullets lodged in the President’s body. Unfortunately, this was the 1800s when people put those horrible metal spring coil things in their mattresses, including Garfield’s bed, meaning the machine just buzzed constantly no matter where Bell tried it. Bell never forgave himself for the incident and gave up on perfecting the X-ray, thus delaying its development for a couple of decades.
@OtakuUnitedStudio3 жыл бұрын
Holy crap that's incredible.
@belo90833 жыл бұрын
that’s definitely a fun fact
@lilbill73853 жыл бұрын
I know about that from one of those who was books
@DEAD_ACCOUNT00003 жыл бұрын
@@lilbill7385 ?
@lilbill73853 жыл бұрын
@@DEAD_ACCOUNT0000 what do you mean
@Czar_Moss5 жыл бұрын
imagine going to a hanging and the victim starts reading his fanfiction about himself
@josem.9255 жыл бұрын
I think you mean convect
@zebimicio52045 жыл бұрын
@@josem.925 I think you meant convict
@josem.9255 жыл бұрын
@@zebimicio5204 fuck got out spelled
@GamesFromSpace5 жыл бұрын
I mean, wouldn't that make it better? If they start reading their personal fanfiction, you know they deserve what's happening next.
@kyle.s66465 жыл бұрын
@@josem.925 Fuck, got out spelled.
@WeavyBoo4 жыл бұрын
7:15 this letter is absolute gold and I'm sad no one is mentioning it
@Poggle5664 жыл бұрын
Thank you for making me read that.
@xray79084 жыл бұрын
Bwah ha, you're right! Especially the search-and-replace incident that ends up changing "grant him the presidency" to "garfield him the presidency."
@YeOldeKamikaze4 жыл бұрын
wait shit
@Colinop4 жыл бұрын
@@YeOldeKamikaze Guiteau
@gavin39154 жыл бұрын
I love it
@imtired9395 Жыл бұрын
I kinda wish Garfield just gave him what he wanted. His escapades as an ambassador to another country would be utterly priceless
@maarekstele2998 Жыл бұрын
Honestly he'd probably start a war with france
@concept81925 ай бұрын
@@maarekstele2998wouldn't we all...
@excarnatorАй бұрын
@@concept8192 What's your problem with France?
@thesquiddlerАй бұрын
@excarnator They’re French 😡
@tristanabalos41265 жыл бұрын
I never get tired of seeing old characters get recycled into the background of these videos.
@mastermindcow62105 жыл бұрын
Expanding the lore of the Sam O'Nella universe.
@samuelmatheson96555 жыл бұрын
It's genuinely funny
@lucyschraff48935 жыл бұрын
It’s the highlight of the videos not gonna lie
@geekdivaherself5 жыл бұрын
The Hatman!
@calebrose7403 жыл бұрын
It's like they're all time travellers or something
@beepboop41033 жыл бұрын
I love how the guy literally killed the President for fame, and ended up forgotten
@OtakuUnitedStudio3 жыл бұрын
How is he forgotten? There's a nearly 12 minute video about him right here! /s
@mellowasiam3 жыл бұрын
I'd say that's on par with the rest of his life. Trying to be perfectionist, but failing hard at it.
@bluishwolf3 жыл бұрын
@@OtakuUnitedStudio Plus he got a major role in a Sondheim musical.
@BubbyBold3 жыл бұрын
I just got done watching the video and already forgot his name
@excitedcat95173 жыл бұрын
@@OtakuUnitedStudio Fair point but we’re all really here for Sam Not this sad man who’s name I’ve just forgotten lol
@zenith70145 жыл бұрын
"He killed garfield" Me: that bastard john arbuckle, he finally did it
@squidwardo70745 жыл бұрын
im sorry jon i died
@glitterglue55375 жыл бұрын
Bullets don't work, Jon
@AreosOriginal5 жыл бұрын
You have killed me Jon clever jon....
@katcano44745 жыл бұрын
The fun is just beginning, Jon.
@why-hf6gc5 жыл бұрын
sayonara Garfield san
@ianxanthar70382 жыл бұрын
I know I’m super late on this cuz I just got into Sam’s videos but the other assisination was probably president McKinley by Leon Czolgosz. (Just as a disclaimer I got all my info on Wikipedia which “isn’t a credible source” but sue me) - was a polish American born in may 1873 - mom died at 10 during child birth - became a factory worker at 17 - economic hardships pushed him to Catholic Church - went to live with dad on a big farm - did fuck all to help with maintaining farm - fought with step mom about religion - left his dad to become a recluse - became a socialist - then became an anarchist - found out about an assassination on an Italian leader - thought “that’s not a half bad idea, this’ll solve all of my economic problems and help the country. I’m such a noble guy” - went to the pan American exposition in Buffalo ny (my home town :) ) in 1901 - bought a pistol - just walked up to the president and shot him twice (first shot ricocheted off his jacket button and second was non fatal gut shot) - just like Garfield they examined the president and expedited the infection - Leon was tried days after the president died - defense tried to claim insanity but it was denied because he put so much work into making sure the pistol worked and was properly concealed during the assassination. They said no insane man would commit murder in such a public place knowing that they would be caught - convicted of first degree murder - had two visits before getting the electric chair; first his father Fudzinski and Father Hickey went to see him but was refused twice before being let to him. They brought being a clergy man early in the day who pleaded with him for 45 min to repent but he refused. - the other was with his brother and brother in law who asked him why he did it to which he said “No one. Nobody had anything to do with it but me." They didn’t think this was like him and it’s not how he was raised so they asked if he wanted the preacher to come back. When asked he said "No, damn them. Don't send them here again. I don't want them," and "Don't you have any praying over me when I am dead. I don't want it. I don't want any of their damned religion." - was sent to the chair where his last words were “I killed the President because he was the enemy of the good people - the good working people. I am not sorry for my crime. I am sorry I could not see my father." (Presumably talking about his biological father idk how these two “fathers” were related to him but it’s probably some fucky Wikipedia shit) - got three shocks and died - brothers were at execution and wanted to take the body but were deterred because the people performing the execution said “the crowd wouldn’t let them leave the building with the body or else they would get mobbed and hav ethe body stolen presumably to be horribly defiled Mussolini style - the authorities autopsied him and found that he was super unhealthy and had gross STD warts on his junk - they planned to burry him in the prison but wanted to decompose the body quickly so nobody could dig him up and worship him - the authorities looked at him body and was like “hey this quicklime stuff works great at decomposing flesh (as seen with this piece of meat we tested it in earlier) and we’re legally allowed to use as much of it as we want but you know what is even better at dissolving stuff? Sulfuric acid. So they dumped a vat of acid on him horribly disfiguring his corpse and after 12 hours was completely melted. They then burned his cloths and called it a day. - after his death an anarchist writer was accused of helping the assassination but was let go to insufficient evidence - she wrote saying that McKinley was a “President of money kings and trust magnates” in an article called “ The Tragedy of Buffalo” but it was tossed aside because the whole anarchist movement was tarnished by Leon’s actions - Leon was “buried” in Cayuga county NY in an unmarked grave with only writing being “Fort Hill Remains" I doubt anybody actually read through all that but it was a fun way to add what I can to the void that is KZbin comments (on a video that’s 2+ years old (I don’t want to check exactly cuz then I’d have to delete this mini thesis)). Thanks to whoever got this far and if you want to read more about it there’s a horribly boring book I had to read in highschool about all this called “Devil in the White City” which is split between H.H. Holmes’s story (the actual interesting part of the book) and the American exposition which leads into Leon’s story. Alright now time to work on finals shit :))))))))))))))))))) (I want to die) Edit (“literally” 20 seconds after posting) I probably didn’t get all the information and probably got shit wrong. If I willfully wanted to spread misinformation I’d go back to before Twitter blue was canceled. I did the best a half hour of reading could do.
@ianxanthar70382 жыл бұрын
Also I really wish Sam would’ve done this one too and I can’t do it justice in the way he can but hey, now you know the other one
@roachFarmer7572 жыл бұрын
Yea u got it mostly right. Doubt Sam will do a video on it cause it's not very wacky/funny and mostly just kind of sad for everyone involved. Wouldn't really make a good Sam O'Nella type of video
@ayrtonpavot3096 Жыл бұрын
nice comment
@LeviForWaifu Жыл бұрын
Thanks for the post lad
@rafaelfigfigueiredo2988 Жыл бұрын
Ty for posting this. Idc about missed or misinformation, I literally won't talk to anyone about this even in context but yeah was fun to read thanks
@jennehweet59305 жыл бұрын
Kills man to become famous. *The presidential assassination that nobody talks about.
@joseonswag92585 жыл бұрын
Jenneh Weet mission failed we'll get em next time
@Mr.Obongo5 жыл бұрын
/cue Seinfeld theme
@prizmcmyk33635 жыл бұрын
Until today
@kirby72945 жыл бұрын
Now, what about McKinley?
@p_omato5 жыл бұрын
😂
@Micah_7773 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: president Garfield could write Greek in one hand and Latin in the other hand at the same time
@gonfreecss87533 жыл бұрын
He'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!
@jeremyphillips30873 жыл бұрын
I heard the same about jefferson i wonder if that's true or just an urban legend.
@mckaleighwatson39423 жыл бұрын
@@jeremyphillips3087 Even if it's fake he's still an eccentric scientist with a child murdering sheep. This man needs to make a Thomas Jefferson video.
@frog32623 жыл бұрын
“Child murdering sheep”
@asylumskp43913 жыл бұрын
How did we get this information?
@skyty03 жыл бұрын
I wrote a thesis on president Garfield a few years ago. His entire rise to fame is fucking wild. Here are a few highlights: - He never wanted to be president, ever. - He was a general in the civil war and was ready to retire, when Lincoln urged him over several months to become a member of congress in the house - He was ready to retire when a spot in the senate opened up, and almost every republican in the house and senate pushed for him to take the spot - After a few years, he was ready to retire as a senator, and was attending one of his last RNCs when he won the primary out of fucking nowhere. He did not run for president, nor was he interested. No one at the RNC liked either candidate, so some of them got together and decided to vote for Garfield, probably as a joke - When Garfield won the nomination, he was quoted as feeling "sickened and shocked," and did NOTHING to promote himself - Despite doing NOTHING, he won the presidential election a few months later - During his inauguration, he basically said the equivalent of "I never wanted to be president ever, not even once." Garfield's entire political career is fucking bonkers. The strangest part is that he was actually an incredibly well liked president during his short tenure, against all odds. I highly recommend anyone who's interested in him to do more research on him.
@abbieb81303 жыл бұрын
That's a marvelous bit of background. Thanks for sharing. Intelligent people have said that the people most qualified to be president have no desire to be president.
@kauffner3 жыл бұрын
As a U.S. senator from Ohio, Garfield gave speeches on behalf of Secretary of the Treasury John Sherman. Ohio was a must-win state, then as now. The delegates liked the speeches so much that they nominated Garfield instead of Sherman.
@secretlythreeducksinamansu35463 жыл бұрын
The people who should have power are the ones who do not want it.
@jackofsometrades67273 жыл бұрын
@@secretlythreeducksinamansu3546 I disagree. Plenty of people who don't want power shouldn't have it either. It's people who desire ultimate power that ultimately should not have it.
@TheWorkshop2983 жыл бұрын
Garfield:I don't wanna be president. God: President it is then.
@thecactussword43042 жыл бұрын
Charles Giteau is a man who somehow failed every sidequest possible.
@waldothewalrus294Ай бұрын
The reverse Timothy Dexter
@soren66254 жыл бұрын
He attended my high school. . . Wonder why he isn't on the board of notable alumni. . .
@picax83984 жыл бұрын
Oof
@Thedog-1-4 жыл бұрын
@Paul Martin wat
@leighbelk7694 жыл бұрын
@@Thedog-1- He ain’t wrong.
@cortex82394 жыл бұрын
@@Thedog-1- Read idiot
@Thedog-1-4 жыл бұрын
@@cortex8239 "read idiot" I've heard better insults in kindie
@safir22415 жыл бұрын
“But the video ended up being way too long” Why is this bad? We love you so much sam
@elchun96615 жыл бұрын
It's bad because it's been like 3 weeks since last video
@Sandul6665 жыл бұрын
@@froggyfan but Kreal is worth the wait lol!
@floweringwallpaper59945 жыл бұрын
He'll make more money w two ten minutes vids than one twenty, not persecuting him for that, he totally deserves it and I'm glad he's doing enough to keep the videos coming
@chudwick65165 жыл бұрын
He uplpads so rarely that i would prefer longer vids
@The_Horizon4 жыл бұрын
I mean at least he got some college student to make an edgy animation about him like 100 years later
@alexanderthomas18694 жыл бұрын
He also got his own song in a Broadway musical. "Come all ye Christians And learn from a sinner: Charlie Guiteau Bound and determined He'd wind up a winner Charlie had dreams That he wouldn't let go Said, 'Nothing to it I want it, I'll do it I'm Charles J. Guiteau.' Charlie Guiteau Never said 'Never' Or heard the word 'No.' Faced with disaster His heart would beat faster His smile would just grow..."
@java61773 жыл бұрын
Bro why are you here
@rouriepollard60993 жыл бұрын
@Леха Федотов s i r w h a t
@theentirestateofalaska.49833 жыл бұрын
Who are you?
@thatlad94313 жыл бұрын
I was gonna like, but I gotta keep it at 420 likes
@connormcmurphy4276 Жыл бұрын
The note that he writes for Garfield after he steals the election from grant….is some of the best comedy writing I have ever seen. It’s genius and I remember the first time reading it and just DYING
@victorlolxd7347 Жыл бұрын
“We can do nothing but Garfield him the election” lives rent free in my head! 🤣
@CatMilkCheeseSticks4 ай бұрын
Omg where did you read it ?
@AidanDaGreat4 ай бұрын
@@CatMilkCheeseSticks around 7:13
@mahophacatee54535 жыл бұрын
*Garfield actually dies on a Monday* We really be out here living in a simulation
@TheAlmightyJello5 жыл бұрын
@Brandon Clarke President Garfield actually died on Monday, September 19 1881.
@luigifan0015 жыл бұрын
@Brandon Clarke Garfield (thr cat) hates monday
@steveboy37125 жыл бұрын
Thats probably why garfield hates mondays
@olbradley5 жыл бұрын
*Just like the simulations...*
@Dgero5 жыл бұрын
@@steveboy3712 is Garfield a reincarnated Garfield
@creamcannon8255 жыл бұрын
Garfield should have just let Charles be the informer of deer, jeez.
@melvinmerkelhopper57525 жыл бұрын
Ha! I understood that reference!
@commissaryarrick99394 жыл бұрын
Ha! Me too
@colonelkaleb70614 жыл бұрын
Ha! Me as well!
@lemonsmug4 жыл бұрын
Ha! amazing reference that i got! hee hee, hoo hoo, funn-E
@creamcannon8254 жыл бұрын
@@lemonsmug yes. Very funn-E
@Chaotic_Club4 жыл бұрын
Should’ve just given him the role of informer of deer
@SophiaAstatine4 жыл бұрын
Truly, you hold wisdom and insight.
@noahgrooms47924 жыл бұрын
Cherry earrings
@jojobod4 жыл бұрын
Did you just screenshot a discord pfp for your KZbin pfp?
@SophiaAstatine4 жыл бұрын
@@jojobod Recycling is good, even if there's smarter ways to go about it
@evose12384 жыл бұрын
@@jojobod at least he screenshotted a pfp that was pretty good
@ibuprofentabs5 ай бұрын
I wonder why I got recommended this on such a peculiar point in time as an American
@StinkyDumpsterRat5 ай бұрын
oh boy oh boy oh boy i sure do wonder why
@shinydewott3 жыл бұрын
Also, the bulletwound in Garfield’s back was not fatal at all, but the doctors kept poking the hole over and over to find the bullet, and they opened a 12 inch long hole in his back in the wrong direction. When it got infected, the doctors thought the pus that formed around was a signed of healing and they started to cut into the wound and make it larger to stick a hose and suck the pus out. Though the hose also sucked out parts of his rib too! They also decided to not give him food and instead feed him rectally for the second half of the “treatment”. The infection got so bad one side of his face was completely paralyzed
@Cardinalt3 жыл бұрын
*GARFIELD GOT SHOT??*
@putraramadhan86043 жыл бұрын
Fucking hell
@nossta52423 жыл бұрын
That's literal torture wtf.
@robertortiz-wilson15883 жыл бұрын
I know they were greatly limited by the knowledge and medical practices of their time, but I always thought the doctors working on Garfield we're exceptionally horrible at their jobs even by the standards of the time. He would have been a fantastic president too. A great man lost.
@thekraemer17573 жыл бұрын
Alexander Graham Bell was called in to use an invention of his to try and find the rounds. Didn't ring true though.
@maxtyler89934 жыл бұрын
We forget the during his trial, Guiteau's lawyer was his brother-in-law, who was doing the service for no charge. Guiteau insisted on defending himself though. On top of that, his lawyer and his family got a bunch of doctors to say that Guiteau was insane (which he clearly was) but Guiteau verbally objected and made mad attempts to say he wasn't.
@reikatheglaceon44264 жыл бұрын
I'll fuckin do it again
@XXStrong14 жыл бұрын
Anxiety And Dissapointment I'd like to think that Guiteau's trial went something similar to the Goofy's Trial skit.
@aidanmuller33584 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised his family cared that much
@maxtyler89934 жыл бұрын
@@aidanmuller3358 his sister still cared for him.
@yeasstt4 жыл бұрын
To be fair, the insanity defense is awful. Insane asylums are far worse than maximum security prisons. At least in prison you can see people and move, and you aren't put on meds to make you incapable of thought.
@swaggerdagger89763 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: The gun was given to Smithsonian Institute, and ironically they lost it a little later
@arizonagreenbee3 жыл бұрын
How....how does one lose a gun???
@KosherPorky3 жыл бұрын
@@arizonagreenbee Ask the government.. they lose nukes all the time
@superleipoman3 жыл бұрын
@@KosherPorky oopsie woopsie
@Houshalter3 жыл бұрын
@@arizonagreenbee presumably stolen
@JazzyJazzzzzzzzzz3 жыл бұрын
It appears that my firearm has indistinguishably disappeared from my property
@mutantmaster1 Жыл бұрын
Syphilis can emerge later after it "disappears" as neruo-spyphilis, which can lead to brain damage. So while it might not have MADE him batshit insane, it certainly didn't help
@mattharvey-ingram35215 жыл бұрын
"If the duck don't spit, you must acquit" -Sam O'Nella 2019
@georgewilson74325 жыл бұрын
No, it's Verbum Dominum.
@singerbutch1945 жыл бұрын
Quak
@ArcChristelle5 жыл бұрын
*The Bible
@hairdryermanson69555 жыл бұрын
Quack quack
@AardvarkProductionsZach5 жыл бұрын
O' Nella 69:420
@Skye_At_Home5 жыл бұрын
This is why good mental health and parenting are extremely important.
@Dead25m4 жыл бұрын
It would make society less interesting though :(
@mississippiball10034 жыл бұрын
Yep
@_.Leo_.4 жыл бұрын
@@Dead25m Go to Florida. Its full of..... Interesting
@Dead25m4 жыл бұрын
@@_.Leo_. Fair enough.
@johnsalchichon7774 жыл бұрын
Some example?
@SprunkCovers5 жыл бұрын
"Minister of Chile" Damn, as a Chilean, that could have been so damn insane, awesome
@tecnicovtr13115 жыл бұрын
La media volaita
@MrDelightfulsong5 жыл бұрын
Wena choro!
@Ro321chile5 жыл бұрын
Encuentro super bkn encontrar más Chilenos en este canal jajajajaj
@Renge4015 жыл бұрын
Sabía que no era el único chileno que mira a este hueon. Es un genio. Saludos desde Temuco.
@pitbullfan14835 жыл бұрын
@@Ro321chile si jajaja y el otro wn que le volaron la cabeza y se vino a trabajar aqui en otro video del wn
@cyberlegend76235 ай бұрын
I’m rewatching this video for no particular reason on July 13, 2024
@CallOfGamer20125 ай бұрын
me as well. here by pure coincidence
@Brain-dead-gamer5 ай бұрын
Jag är har för. Intressant, ja?
@LunaTheMoonWitch4 ай бұрын
@@Brain-dead-gamerVa?
@adamified4 ай бұрын
Hi from the 27th
@LunaTheMoonWitch4 ай бұрын
@@cyberlegend7623 28th.
@luvisgone485 жыл бұрын
“Only came with one down side, syphilis, whoops”
@alike035 жыл бұрын
He didn't die from it. Soo, win I guess...
@digital107-_-5 жыл бұрын
Common mistake really
@theproplady5 жыл бұрын
I'll bet no one noticed that he'd come down with syphilis, since he acted no crazier than he did before he contracted it.
@TB__-4 жыл бұрын
Petition for Sam to make a video about the other one.
@FunkInTheTrunk4 жыл бұрын
One day something will happen...
@watermelon16804 жыл бұрын
Just have to wait...
@ffaalyx31044 жыл бұрын
No
@FunkInTheTrunk4 жыл бұрын
..... we’ll just have to see
@taymak39954 жыл бұрын
still waiting...
@kodakgreen60474 жыл бұрын
I have a set of silverware that has "oneida community" engraved on the underside from my great grandma...
@joeygreen80914 жыл бұрын
kodak green you serious that’s nuts
@renteisensei14414 жыл бұрын
Ur profile pic Lol
@leafung84454 жыл бұрын
That's because the Oneida silverware company is what the Oneida commune eventually turned into
@papasscooperiaworker36494 жыл бұрын
Kodak you better run
@littlemeap74184 жыл бұрын
@@leafung8445 Big brain moment
@Derah_OG5 ай бұрын
KZbin sure chose a funny time to put this video on my recommended feed.
@eckmann885 жыл бұрын
“Dear Garfield, I wrote you, but you still ain’t callin’.”
@d3runb3kannt335 жыл бұрын
:D
@atiyasaha17685 жыл бұрын
Hats off to ye, me man
@Parker55ful5 жыл бұрын
Seán Patrick Eckmann I left my telegraph and postal address on the bottom
@alguienconunvideojuego46065 жыл бұрын
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
@billyb66645 жыл бұрын
Stan reference if you don't get it. Give it a listen
@BurritoFan15 жыл бұрын
"Charles J Gitout" Damn, even 19th century people were savages
@PinkRuschi5 жыл бұрын
This whole story is savage
@sneezingsuspense5 жыл бұрын
Ouch
@ananousous5 жыл бұрын
The art of roasting has been passed down through generations
@samirraza90695 жыл бұрын
Imo people back then were way better at roasting and were classy AF while doing it.
@jundavinchi85915 жыл бұрын
Have you guys seen the viral video of the cart going in circles without anybody in it? kzbin.info/www/bejne/fZfScq2dj7SJgNU
@AlisterTate5 жыл бұрын
“What is the capital of Michigan?” *”...M?”*
@eeveemcthing26395 жыл бұрын
Lansing
@marcuslaffey16375 жыл бұрын
@@eeveemcthing2639 wait, really?
@eeveemcthing26395 жыл бұрын
@@marcuslaffey1637 yes
@m5d1e5 жыл бұрын
eevee mc thing it's not lansingichigan for a reason... M is correct
@eeveemcthing26395 жыл бұрын
@@m5d1e no its the capital of Michigan and dont woosh me
@rachelschloesser74382 жыл бұрын
I first learned about this from the book “The Tale of the Dueling Neurosurgeons”. It gave a lot of insight on what was going on with his brain, as well as numerous other historical stories told from a neurological point of view. I definitely recommend!
@ReggieBauer5 жыл бұрын
i read up on Guiteau on this year’s anniversary of Garfield’s death, and one thing Sam left out that i thought was hilarious was that Guiteau was planning on running for president himself in 1884 after this whole silly trial thing blew over! but obviously, the justice system had other plans...
@user-zv7yb4yp9g5 жыл бұрын
Reggie Bauer i’d vote for him. he seems like a cool dude
@An_Ian5 жыл бұрын
Still a better canadit than Trump
@dickmeatbootysack21655 жыл бұрын
z ⸒ yeah, I mean, he supposedly have neurosyphillis but that’s fine. Although he’s believed to have been perfectly sane when he assassinated Garfield
@Devinblox7265 жыл бұрын
z ⸒ Same, so much ambition
@An_Ian5 жыл бұрын
@Juan Cortez Muro Go away just leave your kind aren't welcome hear your advertising your tiny channel under a comment you didn't type for a video you didn't make. STOP PLZ whilst you still have the illusion of dignity
@cosmicklutz16755 жыл бұрын
"If the dick dont spit, you must acquit" "Holding in the ol' pelvic sneeze" I'm dead lmaooo
@Rovertimes5 жыл бұрын
Cosmic Klutz hahahahaha
@TomAndersonn5 жыл бұрын
I never heard of anyone ever using these phrases before.. I have no idea how he comes up with such deadpan humor ctfu
@n0yn0y5 жыл бұрын
@Cosmic Klutz father?
@cosmicklutz16755 жыл бұрын
@@n0yn0y O_o My 395th child...
@wrdoro4 жыл бұрын
“They’d even have the middle aged woman train teen boys In the art of holding in the pelvic sneeze” excuse me what
@mikewiz30594 жыл бұрын
O
@tlshortyshorty58104 жыл бұрын
Ara ara
@vidblogger124 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, Benjamin Franklin wrote to a male acquaintance that he should bang older women instead of younger ones. “...in all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these: 1. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor'd with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable. 2. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman. 3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc'd may be attended with much Inconvenience. 4. Because thro' more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin'd to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes. 5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement. 6. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy. 7. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy. 8thly and Lastly They are so grateful!!”
@loquita-lostwave4 жыл бұрын
by teen i think they mean 18-19 year olds and not underage folks.
@eikosimino55794 жыл бұрын
oniicha-
@adeptusdripstartes Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: The other assassin Sam mentioned was Leon Czolgosz, who assassinated president William McKinley
@alfalldoot6715 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, but he was just some boring anarchist.
@alexanderdiaz434 Жыл бұрын
@@alfalldoot6715 he was pretty funny too actually, terminally down bad for emma goldman and clapped mckinley with a dirty rag and a handgun
@arratikli74973 ай бұрын
@@alexanderdiaz434 also his middle name was just "F.". Just the letter F, didn't stand for anything. he was so socially awkward that his fellow anarchists accused him of being a spy in one of their newspapers, and prison guards disfigured his body with acid. id say hes wacky in his own way.
@julianneupert57473 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Guiteau's brain was preserved because physicians at the time believed that insanity and crime were something genetic. Parts of his brain are still intact and now in a museum.
@RabbiHerschel3 жыл бұрын
On average, they are.
@ShadesMF3 жыл бұрын
@@RabbiHerschel not sure about crime, but yeah insanity may kind of genetic
@RabbiHerschel3 жыл бұрын
@@ShadesMF Considering that delinquency and criminality are linked to a particular intelligence range of about 80-90 IQ and various personality traits (low empathy, low impulse control, high time-preference) and all of those are to some degree hereditable, it is a reasonable inference that criminal tendencies are hereditary. It's difficult to find reliable research on the subject, of course, because the hypothesis violates the social mores and pseudoreligious beliefs of modern academia, but it's a reasonable inference nevertheless.
@ShadesMF3 жыл бұрын
@@RabbiHerschel makes sense, i think the biggest thing on a person being a criminal is the conditions and influences they grow with But yeah it could be somewhat related to genetics
@gregorysweet8672 жыл бұрын
Tasty
@SatyrToon3 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite aspects of this story is this: The gun that Charles used to kill Garfield - the one he picked SPECIFICALLY to look good in a museum - WAS donated to the Smithsonian; however, the gun was later LOST by the Smithsonian and its location is still unknown to this day. The only thing that went the way Charles wanted it to was actual act of killing Garfield. Nothing else worked out.
@honestlygl_tchy30462 жыл бұрын
Hell even then, killing Garfield would not have worked out if the doctors were competent enough to save him.
@screamindog87722 жыл бұрын
and the thing is he’s not even the one who was mostly at fault for killing garfield
@darkness741852 жыл бұрын
If Garfield didn't even receive any medical attention and was just wheelchaired back to his house he probably would've lived through the rest of his term too
@Resi1ience Жыл бұрын
This is the only case where I pity both the assassin and the victim. Both of them got fucked.
@SatyrToon Жыл бұрын
@@teamgeist3328"Lost" is usually what they say if they have no explicit evidence of theft, even if that's more likely.
@jspyce18482 жыл бұрын
you didn't mention my favorite detail about the assassination: even though there had already been one very consequential presidential assassination, presidential security was so incompetent that Guiteau was able to get close enough to Garfield to kill him by just putting a cloth over the pistol and walking up to him.
@jspyce18482 жыл бұрын
i recently realized that i was wrong about this, it was actually Leon Czolgosz who assassinated president William McKinley by putting a cloth over his pistol. which means that it's even stupider because McKinley was assassinated 20 years after Garfield so there had been 2 presidential assassinations and they still just let some idiot with a cloth over his hand in the shape of a pistol walk up to the president.
@beeno90042 жыл бұрын
youre thinking of leon czolgosz, preisdent mckinley's assassin. which honestly makes it funnier because at that point there were TWO successful presidential assassinations and security qas STILL shit
@snozer69662 жыл бұрын
@@beeno9004 Guess three presidents needed to die before they decided security needed to be upped. They had a pretty good run until JFK, and then there was that moment with Reagan but after that… seems like the secret service has had their shit together….
@greywolf75772 жыл бұрын
Security is still that bad for US Senators, though. I went to an event where the US Senator was talking to people in the crowd and the only security was about 300 feet away. It would have been incredibly easy for someone to sneak in a gun and kill the senator.
@that_1filipinofriend8382 жыл бұрын
Assassinating the President, huh? That does sound familiar.... Wouldn't you agree, Johnny?
@omegacolossus2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: The revolver that was used by Guiteau was lost around the early 20th century. Photographs of the image do exist, as they were taken by the Smithsonian. Guiteau wanting to be remembered in the museum will never be true now.
@bingingwithbabush16043 жыл бұрын
"50 dollars anything you want baby." Charles Guiteau: "Could you testify in court after?"
@j.j.plagiarisms71492 жыл бұрын
50 dollars is too expensive for the time
@cjthebeesknees2 жыл бұрын
That’s absorbent price, hows about 40$.. baby?
@DariaHoelzel2 жыл бұрын
Still asking myself why he didn't pay her just for a false testimony. Could have saved him some trouble.
@king-zahi2438 Жыл бұрын
unparalleled rizz
@disbeafakename167 Жыл бұрын
@CJ Clark that price does suck!
@NotimetoVero4 жыл бұрын
If Onision was born in the 1800's.
@chickenlord98734 жыл бұрын
Yessssss
@cedartheyeah.justyeah.39674 жыл бұрын
Who?
@arrolace4 жыл бұрын
Cedar Franklin, don’t look him up
@ManMan-qc1bh4 жыл бұрын
Bringing back old drama
@ManMan-qc1bh4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@freshbread40395 жыл бұрын
"Burn in hell, beige dog." -Garfield
@ulto60004 жыл бұрын
I can’t stop laughing hahaahhahaahha
@thunkernoodle99674 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@connor658thepagan84 жыл бұрын
lazanya
@doorwaysniffer52544 жыл бұрын
apalsnerg wtf that was 2016
@keithhancock97104 жыл бұрын
@@apalsnerg ok but why
@kotyrollins Жыл бұрын
Fun fact, While working as a banquet Server for Kingsmill Resort in 2016, I delivered food to John Hinkley Jr. The guy who shot Regan. I always win that round of two truths and a lie.
@AffyMoon Жыл бұрын
I'd thank him if I were you lol
@vulpes70797 ай бұрын
Did you thank him for his service or cuss him out for failing?
@concept81925 ай бұрын
He's not in prison or anything???
@kotyrollins5 ай бұрын
@@concept8192 he was sent to a mental asylum for quite a long time and then released to his mother, who was living at Kingsmill Resort at the time.
@bendeguzkocsis26925 ай бұрын
@@concept8192nah hes trying to have a music career and venues tragically cancel his shows upon finding out he shot Reagan, mistreatment of a hero if you ask me
@wofi7844 жыл бұрын
The irony is that William McKinley’s assassination could be said to be less talked about now that you didn’t include it in this video
@cpegg58404 жыл бұрын
And the assassin, Leon Czolgosz, got to sit in Old Sparky
@kishascape4 жыл бұрын
@Paul Martin yeah what a joke channel. Could've told us the actual name of other one so we could research it ourselves. So much for a proclaimed "intellectual" and educational channel.
@exsa9144 жыл бұрын
@@kishascape if you can’t come across it on your own and research it by yourself, then that’s a you problem
@lukeallen57144 жыл бұрын
To be fair, Leon Czolgosz is not nearly as interesting as Giteau
@nassyl14 жыл бұрын
@@lukeallen5714 That's some professional level humble spoon-feeding. You must run an orphanage or something.
@martif5655 жыл бұрын
“What’s the Capital of Michigan?” “M” He’s technically not wrong though. 1:08
@ToxicSkull05 жыл бұрын
Outstanding move
@xxCreeperPLxx5 жыл бұрын
This is actually genius.
@alexandrub87865 жыл бұрын
I don't get it.
@xxCreeperPLxx5 жыл бұрын
@Jeffrey Colten Same
@MrAledro845 жыл бұрын
@@alexandrub8786 capital M
@sam-kk5do4 жыл бұрын
i love how sam takes like 2 minutes explaining the cult and is like “yeah they kicked him out” and left it there.
@joannamyers12684 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I totally would too. In reading about Garfield's assassination from a separate source, the cult is one of the most fascinating aspects. It's insane
@arandomuser94594 жыл бұрын
Joanna Myers Do you know if it’s still active? I mean I wouldn’t assume it to be I’m just curious.
@joannamyers12684 жыл бұрын
@@arandomuser9459 I don't think so, though the part that makes plates is still intact.
@arandomuser94594 жыл бұрын
Joanna Myers Interesting. Thanks
@reanetsemoleleki82194 жыл бұрын
That cult deserves a spin-off video.
@Jayshiver10 ай бұрын
Fun fact: Garfield is the only US president to contribute anything original to mathematics. When he was a senator, he made an entirely original proof of the Pythagorean Theorem
@AidanDaGreat4 ай бұрын
cool!
@andrewgust-anderson56125 жыл бұрын
SAM WE"RE STILL WAITING FOR THE OTHER ASSASSIN
@nroke16844 жыл бұрын
Ayumi Gust-Anderson still waiting.
@filip31804 жыл бұрын
Nroke1 probably agent-47
@moved91624 жыл бұрын
Sstttiiilll waiting
@gropgrop4 жыл бұрын
He will come soon
@bumkinanimations26714 жыл бұрын
It's probably Leon Czolgosz
@OwlyFisher5 жыл бұрын
"the assassination nobody talks about" **talks about it** that would now be a lie, wouldn't it SAM
@Tsukiko.975 жыл бұрын
My name is nobody, I talk about the assassination all the time. Sam is telling the truth kids!
@umgansosoisso23845 жыл бұрын
Sam is a liar confirmed
@OwlyFisher5 жыл бұрын
@@Tsukiko.97 _you cheated the system, what a madlad_
@masterjbt5 жыл бұрын
aw shucks
@llspidel5 жыл бұрын
😌 not true
@doofuslaw5 жыл бұрын
“His national infamy” *Nobody proceeds to talk about him for the rest of U.S. history*
@fuckoff58935 жыл бұрын
Ayden Emge god is a funny guy
@Axel1711-c6h5 жыл бұрын
Less complex method than the murderer of Her Highness Empress Charlotte of Austria who hanged himself after a jailer burned his secret autobiography.
@jundavinchi85915 жыл бұрын
Have you guys seen that trending funny video of that cart that was going in circles meanwhile nobody was in it? kzbin.info/www/bejne/fZfScq2dj7SJgNU
@the_yeetgod58856 ай бұрын
0:10 gotta be the best intro on this channel 😭
@spugoge9155 жыл бұрын
“Shoot your Jizz and out you is” -The Bible probably
@jjnn25 жыл бұрын
I mean, there's a section where you can't change the Bible, apart from translations, so if you get rid of that part, then you can make your own holy book of NotchristianityIswear
@r.i.pchannelisdead24045 жыл бұрын
@@jjnn2 so ur saying I'd e get rid of something in the Bible we put our own words in it...hell yes
@tarico44365 жыл бұрын
Not that I'm a fan, cuz I'm not, but that book mentions "onanism," and how it's not to be done.
@tarico44365 жыл бұрын
Not that I'm a fan, cuz I'm not, but that book does mention "onanism," and how it's not to be done.
@kerryn67145 жыл бұрын
I know a bible verse that is close! Ezekiel 23:20: "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses". This is real! 😂😂😂
@johnnyspoop35823 жыл бұрын
“Pelvic sneeze” is an incredible euphemism
@Manglet7623 жыл бұрын
Pelvic Sneeze is a common disease, but Due to COVID it's an even nore frequent disease many people suffer from now.
@WildBluntHickok3 жыл бұрын
Personally I prefer the euphemism "going number three"
@brovid-193 жыл бұрын
@@WildBluntHickok nah going number 3 is when you pee and poop at the same time. what's even more astounding is that *no one has ever gone number 2* . when's the last time you ever took a dump without also peeing?
@AnalyticalMenace3 жыл бұрын
@@brovid-19 I went number 4 the other day.
@DESARD123 жыл бұрын
@@brovid-19 like, yesterday
@diegovane58275 жыл бұрын
“He killed Garfield” Oh no not the fat orange cat
@PP-ky2ji5 жыл бұрын
No bitch niggas No snitch niggas And no bitch ass twitch niggas
@ahardworker21545 жыл бұрын
Am sorry john
@specsamhain_9095 жыл бұрын
Lol Jon is sad 😂👌
@tinkaraazb93835 жыл бұрын
U 2?
@tinkaraazb93835 жыл бұрын
@@PP-ky2ji so lezer beam memo K
@jadekathleen925019 күн бұрын
8:30 this 20 second impression of garfield is better than the entire garfield movie with Chris Pratt
@joshuabunch6893 жыл бұрын
Interestingly enough, the ivory gripped gun that Guiteau picked "because it would look good in museum" was actually lost by the Smithsonian. Its current whereabouts are unknown.
@ryanboggs86853 жыл бұрын
Yeah, somebody stole it
@jango78892 жыл бұрын
@@ryanboggs8685 i stole it
@বদমাইশব্যাটা2 жыл бұрын
@@jango7889 give it back cat
@besquareorbethere80932 жыл бұрын
I guess it looked too cool to not be stolen.
@holasoyalejandro98222 жыл бұрын
@@jango7889 wtf, give it back
@caolan23195 жыл бұрын
"because he thought it would look cooler" i mean was he wrong?
@TheEsdaniel5 жыл бұрын
Engravings, they give you no tactical advantage whatsoever, but that was some pretty good shooting
@canaldecasta5 жыл бұрын
@@TheEsdaniel he was played like a damn fiddle his whole life
@bootylicker325 жыл бұрын
Caolan I’m your 666th like
@bird20345 жыл бұрын
Sam, you madlad, you uploaded again thanks love your stuff mate
@felipesouza60505 жыл бұрын
Yeah this comment will be famous and I will be on top
@mboz_21085 жыл бұрын
This comment will be famous and I will also be on top
@t4ky0n5 жыл бұрын
Felipe Souza yeah this comment will be famous and I’ll be almost at the top of it.
@Bushwhackerdk5 жыл бұрын
@@t4ky0n top of it i will be
@calebabadioru55395 жыл бұрын
This comment will be top and I will be in it
@binterwinterboyii10952 жыл бұрын
I actually saw an episode of American Dad about Garfield and Guiteau and half wondered if the latter was real (he's portrayed as a raving bearded lunatic and described as a "bloodhound" by the show) and if so, half wondered if he was really that insane Yes, the answer is very clearly yes
@jespernygardberg90634 жыл бұрын
"What is the capital of Michigan" "M"
@evanginter44624 жыл бұрын
No, no, hes got a point
@antthegord94114 жыл бұрын
@@evanginter4462 indeed, technically not wrong.
@BrettonFerguson4 жыл бұрын
Apparently there is a city called Ann *Harbor* in Michigan.
@tips4truckers2524 жыл бұрын
Technically
@theason80264 жыл бұрын
You just made my day Sir good day to you
@g_gamer31604 жыл бұрын
This feels like a walkthrough of bitlife.
@auhsojacosta16723 жыл бұрын
The only game where slapping a random person can get the entire military to hunt you around the country
@anthonygoldstein25843 жыл бұрын
underatted comment
@g_gamer31603 жыл бұрын
@@anthonygoldstein2584 Thank you friend, I appreciate having any likes :).
@Evannnnnnnn23 жыл бұрын
True
@anthonygoldstein25843 жыл бұрын
@@g_gamer3160 np dude
@Lny_Forner5 жыл бұрын
“My mom’s dead lol” Imagine being a teacher and one of your students wrote that as an answer
@samueloconner14825 жыл бұрын
Jalen is this you!
@vc94915 жыл бұрын
@@samueloconner1482...
@digitalartemis3335 жыл бұрын
I want to like this but it’s at 666 and I don’t want to ruin it
@samueloconner14825 жыл бұрын
Aryana what is it?
@Blarnix5 ай бұрын
Hits different today
@Ata.TeaGargler5 жыл бұрын
"Well, when your devotion to God has failed, there's only one path left. Time to be a lawyer" Ah yes, devotion to the Devil himself.
@onyxsavior71794 жыл бұрын
DAD?!
@Ata.TeaGargler4 жыл бұрын
@@onyxsavior7179 umm.. what?
@onyxsavior71794 жыл бұрын
Ata That sounds like a joke my dad would say lol
@Ata.TeaGargler4 жыл бұрын
@@onyxsavior7179 oh damn, bless that man.
@onyxsavior71794 жыл бұрын
Ata Yeah!
@andyrihn15 жыл бұрын
Supposedly one reason the doctors were digging around so much in Garfield’s body was because Thomas Edison had just invented a prototype metal detector to find the bullet but didn’t account for the the metal springs in the mattress he was laying on
@6Six6Six6Bruh4 жыл бұрын
Yep
@tomfooler93984 жыл бұрын
it was Graham Bell you stupid fuck
@bernebelmont18574 жыл бұрын
Edison killed Garfield
@6Six6Six6Bruh4 жыл бұрын
Defective Factoid Bot edison was a bastard
@4569packers4 жыл бұрын
That bastard. And here I thought Edison was the man to get us into this century.
@Boredandscrolling4 жыл бұрын
Bruh this man was perhaps one of the rare times an insanity verdict should've been thrown down. He was like an 1800s Onision or Dennis Reynolds.
@MrSeekerOfPeace4 жыл бұрын
Yup. Doctors believe he had mild psychosis at the very least. Causing hallucinations and delusional thought. This could be a symptom of advanced Syphilis
@rynemcgriffin17524 жыл бұрын
Yeah but I’d argue Gutieu is at least entertaining to watch, unlike Onision, although to be fair if the internet existed back then he probably would have just been another onision
@paolovallejo80223 жыл бұрын
the golden god
@brian2685 Жыл бұрын
I think my favorite part is that Guiteau bought the ivory pistol “so it would look better in a museum” but the Smithsonian promptly lost it anyway lol
@melonie_peppers9 ай бұрын
He was such a loser, no one ever cared about him in any century
@brightfluorescent21582 жыл бұрын
Guiteau is one of the most interesting characters in the Sondheim musical Assassins, which is about everyone who ever attempted or succeeded in assassinating a U.S president. Guiteau is framed as comic relief the entire show, but then he’s one of four who actually succeeded. His song, “The Ballad of Guiteau,” has this both creepy and optimistic vibe at the same time, and if you’re into American history and/or theater I really suggest you check it out!
@TheAlexSchmidt2 жыл бұрын
Almost everyone, Sondheim left out the would-be assassins of Jackson, Theodore Roosevelt, and Truman. Although it's still a neat musical. Now that John Hinckley's out of the asylum and posting songs to KZbin I wonder what he thinks of the songs Sondheim wrote for him? Although I feel like to avoid legal trouble he probably shouldn't bring it up.
@zrwilson6074 Жыл бұрын
I learned about the musical through this comment, so glad I did. I never imagined that I'd like musicals. My favourite song is probably Ballad of Czolgosz, quick and succinct yet so catchy.
@possums154 Жыл бұрын
that's why i'm here actually
@connormcmurphy4276 Жыл бұрын
Wow that sounds kinda cool. I’m gonna check it out
@patria3023 Жыл бұрын
@@possums154eyyy that’s why I’m here too! Come all ye Christians and learn from a sinner…
@pungoblin93775 жыл бұрын
“The only down side was syphilis *W H O O P S* ”
@soapylunar20185 жыл бұрын
*w H o O p S*
@1.41425 жыл бұрын
Getting syphilis is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@carlosmarte31545 жыл бұрын
Kevin Luo Well yeah, today I guess lol.
@nervozaur5 жыл бұрын
@@carlosmarte3154 Look up Ryan George on youtube.
@carlosmarte31545 жыл бұрын
Mihai-Ciprian Ghilinta I don’t think I got the joke if it was one...just scrolled through 75 videos of nothing related to syphilis.
@pastaroni86834 жыл бұрын
“A nice christian lady under 30 years old” is the 19th century equivalent to “18-22 year old boyfriend free girl”
@dirtegarbage3 жыл бұрын
Im disappointed I know where thats from
@SincerelyYoursAK743 жыл бұрын
True and honest
@olliegoria3 жыл бұрын
you just had to bring him up, didnt you
@dirtegarbage3 жыл бұрын
“Autistic sputtering” I will hunt you down you damn dirty trolls! This is war! “Shitty apache holler”
@benjiusofficial3 жыл бұрын
Oooh, Chris reference. Classic
@Bretzel815 ай бұрын
Well, seems a perfect time to revisit this video
@kubahavlicek19335 жыл бұрын
Everybody: Cumshot Sam O'Nella: Pelvic sneeze.
@dairyoo5 жыл бұрын
Lmao pretty much 🤣🤣
@TheCorrodedMan5 жыл бұрын
Brings to mind the image of a cock wiggling around making sneezing noises while some guy thrusts his hips all over the place.
@lillliebugg5 жыл бұрын
@@TheCorrodedMan hAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
@acls12395 жыл бұрын
@@dairyoo you know how I pronounce that word la Mayo so the way I read that it kind of forced me to be confused
@paulc835 жыл бұрын
@@TheCorrodedMan similar thought, my friend
@societysmostambiguousgirlb14954 жыл бұрын
“He convinced himself that it was now gods will to remove Garfield from this mortal plane” Me too
@Sunny-yw8pt4 жыл бұрын
Which Garfield?
@raspberrycrowns94944 жыл бұрын
Hey man I know he wasn't the best Spiderman but there's no need to kill him
@MLJ58344 жыл бұрын
i’m sorry jon
@np81394 жыл бұрын
That was me after learning about Garfield Eats.
@duckboiii44414 жыл бұрын
They kind of did that if you see the depressing Garfield without Garfield comics
@EntireTeamIsSpy3 жыл бұрын
"What is the capital of Michigan?" *"M"* What a chad.
@yeildishere Жыл бұрын
I think this story shows that abusive parents truly make a wild animal out of someone and that is what happened in this story and honestly a bit sad knowing a man who could do good was raised by an over religious abuser in his childhood and sadly molded him into the person he was but the things he did were not good and just bad or bizzare
@soapsatellite Жыл бұрын
This is a common thing with a lot of the most fucked up people in history: Abusive parents
@13vatra Жыл бұрын
I don't know, his brother tried to get him to be a functioning member of society. His sister bailed him out of jail and gave him a place to stay. They likely had the same childhood as him and didn't turn out like him. Some people just go off the deep end no matter what.
@digimonlover1632 Жыл бұрын
@@13vatraI’m sorry but that really doesn’t negate anything he said. People are going to be affected differently and be at different levels of adjustment when it comes to abuse even if it is by the same person(and even then we don’t even know if his alive siblings were abused). The point being made here is that he probably wouldn’t have turned out the way he did if he wasn’t abused. Obviously that doesn’t justify the things that he did but my point still stands.
@13vatra Жыл бұрын
@@digimonlover1632 a lot of people turn out awful even with perfect childhoods. So it's hard to say.
@alfalldoot6715 Жыл бұрын
At what point do we just go "yeah, this is your fault. "?
@piggy2014 жыл бұрын
This guy just commited to a life-long chaotic evil larp.
@nonomen66654 жыл бұрын
"Okay, what's the worst possible decision I can make in this situation?"
@laurocoman4 жыл бұрын
@@nonomen6665 "My family actually cares for me and will give me money and shelter... I'll send them letters telling them to fuck off and attack them with an axe!"
@Sportx384 жыл бұрын
@@laurocoman lol
@dnsylvestre5 жыл бұрын
"It would be irresponsible, frankly, to do anything but -grant- Garfield him the presidency" Incredible.
@ankorwatt56375 жыл бұрын
Garfield has been and always will be my favourite verb.
@instantnoob5 жыл бұрын
Like how at some point they renamed mages to wizards in dnd and control f replaced all instances of the word leading to some editions of the rules saying some attacks and effects dealt "dawizard" instead of damage
@sam08g165 жыл бұрын
Guiteau: man I really like that British actor Hugh Garfield
@moriahlicious5 жыл бұрын
I like how child Charles has a beard.
@Zwhsnduiwmsnxjsl4 жыл бұрын
As you do
@comedyshortsgamer14864 жыл бұрын
What you don’t
@raspberrycrowns94944 жыл бұрын
Imagine not having a beard when you were a child
@101Volts4 жыл бұрын
@@comedyshortsgamer1486 I don't, and I'm 28. The beardliness has eluded me, or have I eluded it? ... For years have I wanted a beard, and all I get are patches of stubble...
@marcowulliampopirers22164 жыл бұрын
Wtf how i didn't notice
@nabbly2 жыл бұрын
You missed the part where they couldn't send his body back to his family because they were too poor to afford a funeral so the state decided to bury him in the jailhouse courtyard, but not before giving him an autopsy. During this autopsy it was discovered that Guiteau had a condition which made him unable to retract his foreskin. Its believed that this was the cause to all his insane actions lol
@Rick--ng9bp10 ай бұрын
Lmfao
@jacaredosvudu16389 ай бұрын
So... phimosis?
@radiojerk5125 жыл бұрын
A debt collector who dodged debts and went around thinking everyone owed him something, how ironic.
@lukesumberg91825 жыл бұрын
“S(he) lied” “He (Killed Garfield)”
@flo11405 жыл бұрын
But-but- bullets don't work!
@CatHerder3275 жыл бұрын
S lied He
@moelestor88295 жыл бұрын
no one: 14 year old girls: ;(
@QueerAndHunger5 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭😭 not Garfielddddd he's my favorite cartoon cattt- oh wait you didn't mean the lasagna loving feline? Then who the fuq did you mean!?
@AwesomeYena5 жыл бұрын
Sliedhe
@julia-nt8ll5 жыл бұрын
"What is the capital of Michigan?' "M"
@evvrsince4 жыл бұрын
Lollll ijust got it
@julia-nt8ll4 жыл бұрын
@@evvrsince lol
@julia-nt8ll4 жыл бұрын
@@Whatareyoudoinnhere i love this comment
@z0wehh4 жыл бұрын
@ALEX HUANG r/wooosh
@Avocado77654 жыл бұрын
ALEX HUANG everybody knows that it’s a J O K E
@dilloncrowe101811 ай бұрын
Everyone keeps going on about their wish to see the "President Assassins 2: He Killed McKinley Boogaloo". But I on the contrary, would love to see a video going over all the attempted assassinations on U.S. Presidents. From Richard Lawrence, the man who tried to assassinate Andrew Jackson and literally thought he was the King Of England, to John Hinckley, the man who shot and tried to kill Ronald Reagan to try and impress a movie actress.