Who's The REAL Sigma Male Here?

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[@YanntastischGER]

Bob's omega male image actually looked like him. I couldn't stop laughing.

[@ashleydavis9215]

Ong

[@Bisexualdragon4042]

😂 it was how proud of this result to the reveal that got me.

[@lioneljohnsononvacation2635]

Let this be remembered as the day Mark has uttered the word "Bussy"

[@adammplays9154]

Indeed

[@Gamemaster64]

This is the second time, but it is a first for the podcast

[@timeslice]

​@@Gamemaster643 actually, as per Unus Annus "Either Bussy or Linda"

[@Daymusik]

No, that would be during Mark and Seán's playthrough of Bigfoot where Seán busted out that dummy thicc Bigfoot freestyle and Mark talked about Jesus' bussy. We all remember that day!

[@NoobSharkey]

​@@Daymusikiconic Markiplier lore

[@jasonjason6644]

Of course, it was obvious all along, how could we have missed marks big big energy he exudes

[@soulsearcher9620]

He's too short, I couldn't see him. Can he try again?

[@DXKing]

He was at sucking height in his last video you can't be saying big

[@thelocalshoop]

a large soul in exchange for a medium p-

[@thelocalshoop]

i would like to clarify before anybody shoots me on sight that my comment was in fact a markiplier makes reference, please spare me

[@YanntastischGER]

Big brain energy

[@valenpam_]

I don’t even know why they made this video, mark has and always will be THE sigma male.

[@bakerfamily3]

I mean he has like 7 ovens. How could he not be the sigma male 😂

[@ShadoeLandman]

Mark is the guy who inspired the idea of sigma males. No other person can compare to the original. Actually, it wouldn’t surprise me if this were true.

[@devontamosley4487]

​@@ShadoeLandmanJames Dean, the Hollywood actor (1933-1955), he was the originator of the sigma male.

[@magistermartin3996]

@@devontamosley4487 Thank you for that education mate

[@Kingbimmy]

@@devontamosley4487that actually makes sense 🤔

[@NotOnLand]

Getting a third answer on a Yes/No test that looks _exactly like you_ is something straight out of a cartoon, holy shit

[@EGGM4N]

"Mine has no percentage" 😭

[@Kingbimmy]

That shit killed meeee! 😂 I took the test too and didn’t get a percentage. I got “zeta” which seems to apparently be like “bohemian free spirit” who loves people and doesn’t care about competition. So I guess if you get anything other than sigma, there’s no percentage. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@PandaManiacLP]

That was the first episode where I legit fell from my chair wheezing from laughing too hard because a) Mark being the true Sigma Male and actually looking a lil bit like the picture and b) Bob being genuinely offended about his results 🤣

[@quickkrueger]

Mark is so sigma he didn't even know he was sigma

[@pickles7691]

i hope mark picked keanu reeves just purely bc of the resemblance

[@dexi89]

Wade: "I'm cool 🥺"

[@na_XIXMMIII]

the results fit so well, it's uncanny 😭

[@nikky6240]

2:03 WHAT MARK? HOW ? MY THOUGHTS WOULD MAKE ME CRASH

[@markiplierfromwalmart]

MARK BEING 100% SIGMA MALE WAS EXPECTED NGL

[@officially_stoopid1436]

Bob, obviously. So enigmatic it couldnt give him a straight forward answer

[@kendrickdo4319]

The artist sure goes hard with each thumbnail. Somehow, I want to see this sigma male versions of them do a Phonk Walk meme

[@asherdeangelis153]

I looked at the comments and thought I was having internet issues but I looked at the timer and saw that I just got her 13 minutes after this was posted by accident. I've never been this early to a video before.

[@TwiggyHetfield27]

Wade: I'm trying to see if I command respect 😂😂😂

[@maddyperson1498]

I took this quiz and I also got 100% sigma male. I am a socially awkward female, but I will take it

[@Lenarddude_]

where do you find this quiz

[@MaRaMa-ARTZ]

Not to shatter Mark's illusion but I'm a cishet female who took the quiz just for fun and I also got 100% sigma male. LMFAO

[@riverstein7251]

I guess sigma is a mindset and the real treasure was the Greek alphabet we learned along the way 😂

[@Birdy-jw7eb]

Me too sis 😂

[@verychaosthing]

SAME RARARRAA

[@knaughta.masso-kist5944]

I don't see how this could shatter Mark's "illusion", the quiz is designed for males, so any results by females are null and void.

[@MaRaMa-ARTZ]

@@kamspw Bro, I burn water. I got super lucky my man is an actual chef. 😆

[@TheSupart91]

We need a random guest appearances since this is a podcast we need ethan or tyler randomly showing up please

[@madmadammeag5141]

Awww Poor Bob. I THINK YOU'RE A SIGMA BOB!! YOU'RE AWESOME!❤

[@enderblaze7068]

I feel like if mark went missing, bob and wade would start a podcast called “what happened to markiplier” instead of calling the police

[@Insanekiller469]

3:52 I feel personally attacked for liking the color gray

[@elvaproxima19]

I spit my tea out at least three times trying not to laugh. 😂😂

[@youreadthisinyourmindright2604]

Mark getting 100% Sigma is just what we expected,

[@speakydooman]

The moment the video got recommended and popped up on my screen I said out loud "Mark🙄 like who else could it be" well, the result didn't disappoint 😂

[@saphires2875]

I did it too for fun and got 100 % too 😂 It's not the 'macho' answers that get you that result, it's just the 'I don't care for the world, I do my stuff' options that get you that result. I still don't get what's a Sigma tho 🤣

[@Football-Is-My-Personality]

Wade. It's wade

[@kayleighwilliams6676]

I am absolutely wheezing at these results 😂

[@JennyLynn0001]

I love the thumbnail lol.

[@jordanhunter3375]

Buzzfeed must have been BAKED when they made this quiz.

[@ABowlOfRic3]

Lore accurate Markiplier

[@alextheearthling5908]

Sigma balls

[@ohmygodbecky6829]

“what’s your favorite color” “What celebrity are you” Proven again that this is astrology for guys

[@vebrown1982]

Oh my goodness this is the best quiz answers ever like come on he even looked like the picture minus holding a globe love this clip

[@sock1]

"Clog de bussy" ?😭

[@Lenarddude_]

how find quiz

[@lukemarsh1527]

is the podcast only on Spotify now the full episodes :(

[@thetrophygamer3606]

Only a true sigma male owns 5 ovens

[@dimwarlock]

If there's someone answering a quiz like this one, but non ironially, I want to see him.

[@oceanmoyer5051]

Took the quiz got Zeta male lol, didn’t even know that was an option

[@NekagaiKpcat]

Sounds pretty cool honestly

[@bobjoeferson5270]

Mark IS the Gigachad

[@the888gamemaster]

I'm apparently the same as Wade

[@laurakhancreations3845]

Hilarious! And interesting that they all had different results 😄

[@AbrasiveSpongebob]

Wade is cool.

[@ultracapacity7531]

MARK! My favorite color is Grey! 🥲

[@justynababinska9534]

where can i take this test

[@guitargbaby1558]

my french baget

[@six______]

the sigma community adopted the "omega" term 😭??? it literally originates from abo fanfiction what the hell

[@emajoi2815]

These are all 100% accurate

[@dreamhacker606]

I took the quiz and got Omega Male I don't know how to feel even though I don't take this seriously lmao

[@positivitybot03]

This is going to spark some weird fanfiction....

[@Sunisway]

He is sigma male. Proven with this scientific verdict.

[@inste10300]

So is omega better or worse than a beta?

[@DreamTheDead]

I just wanna know the ep name 😭

[@aprilcamacho804]

Why does Wade look like the character from Peaky Blinders? 😅

[@Chu_Nyanning]

Bob’s adorable so I think his results are cute 🥹

[@joywolf83]

ngl i think the results are actually pretty accurate 😂

[@handlemonium]

*OF COURSE* Mark is utterly and completely 100% Sigma 😏

[@SonataArial]

I took the test, I think like a lot of listener who wanted to have fun, and I did it before they got to answer number 2, I put the video on pause. I think by my picture and nickname you can guess I am a woman actually, even if my friends love to tease me by saying I'm a "gay man in devenir" because of my tastes sometimes, and just like Mark I took the test as honestly as I could do it without the exact corresponding answers, I actually thought with most of my answers "wow I'll end up with a geeky gayish result you'll see", I would not have been surprised to get Bob's result actually. SO WHY AM I 100% SIGMA MALE ? My friends won't let me hear the end of it now, haha. Do not hesitate to look for the quiz and try it, it's as funny as it is improbable.

[@SonataArial]

(By the way, I'm French and all for listening to Debussy on a desert island, no sarcasm intended.)

[@Titanboi42]

Tell me why I actually took the quiz because the result was omega male like i guess I’m just one whole awkward ass package like I hate myself for taking it but fuck it we ball and also mark is 100% a sigma(I hate myself)

[@dzonia.______.2063]

my god dude, chiil, you know it's not scientific right? it's a complete bullshit tests people just take for fun also why so much hate on omegas, they are awesome, look at Bob

[@Titanboi42]

⁠​⁠@@dzonia.______.2063I know that and your right I was just joking and I found the quiz to be funny that’s why I wrote it like that and also I know there is nothing wrong with being an omega male it was all jokes and is just that imo I feel like and this is not related to the quiz or anything like that is just in general sigma males are annoying and just straight up stupid ya know except for mark but you know what I mean if that makes sense and sorry if I wrote it like that like I genuinely did find It funny so don’t worry

[@dzonia.______.2063]

@@Titanboi42 oh, cool, I just didn't understand your comment is ironic and not serious I hope you'll feel better soon!

[@Titanboi42]

@@dzonia.______.2063and ngl i think I’d call myself an omega male if I wanted to ya know just sayin and omega males do sound fun but I know that it’s just for shits and giggles so don’t take everything I say so literal so yeah just have fun that’s all

[@kelseysanford116]

Of course its mark who gets 100% sigma

[@raptros]

Sigmund Freud?

[@greendino99]

I also got 100% sigma male. Why does bob’s look so much like him???

[@luxintelligentia4632]

Wade. Mark is just no and bobs like hell no

[@rivendorthepunisher7775]

I took the quiz. I am 100% even tho I'm only 13, bruv.

[@spacecadet2973]

None of them give Sigma male energy, and that's a good thing. 😂

[@ShadoeLandman]

Wade’s beard matches his shirt. Yeah, I’m Autistic.

[@Nube-Gamer]

His beard is his shirt

[@Urzu.N7]

What the hell is a SIgma Male? This test just sounds funny?

[@labrat_goyle]

This is not surprising at all

[@kingleonidas2182]

debussy

[@RonaldBendle]

Markiplier, play mario party PLEASE!!

[@link5981]

first

[@Wheytypeshit]

The brain rot is crazy

[@gohantrinity]

...Sha-la-may. Ch also makes the Shh sound, like you're shushing someone; so if Cha-la-may doesn't sound right, (which it doesn't) then switch to sha; rather then cha. Did no one get taught this in elementary school aside from me?! Because I've seen this happen to, *so* many people; from KZbinrs to Streamers, to people in my life. Frankly, it's a little embarrassing at this point. And I get it, English isn't everyone's first language; but that doesn't excuse all of the people whom I *know* only speak and read English. I mean, come on people! It's *literally* one of the first things they teach in English, at least; it was back when I was a kid...

[@kalevipoeg6916]

FIrst you'd have to DEFINE what a sigma male is. ACCORDING TO GOOGLE: "Sigma male is a slang term used in masculinist subcultures for a popular, successful, but highly independent and self-reliant man. Another term for a sigma male is a lone wolf." OK so pretty much just described Mark, yeah? Popular? subscriber count checks out. Successful? It SEEMS like you've accomplished a lot of things you set out to do, so that by definition makes you successful. Highly independent and self reliant? Well, ok, so Mark DOES have his help from his editor(s) and others who collaborate on projects BUT you definitely seem to go out of your way to do your own thing in your own way, which is fine. Like Iron Lung, for instance. I feel like you COULD have by now if you'd REALLY wanted to been auditioning for some major motion pictures and securing some decent roles. You HAVE connections. You could make that happen - Hollywood is nothing if not entirely driven by who you know and name recognition. Let's be real. You could do that at this point in your career. Maybe not LEADING MAN roles, but decent, I'd say. But instead you do Heist, you do In Space, you do things like that - because you WANT some measure of control and ownership over what you create, I'd wager. You like the challenge, I'd also wager, of doing it yourself rather than being a cog in a bigger machine, right? I'd bet I'm right to some degree. So yeah. Mark is 100% sigma ;) God this is stupid. Why did I just waste time typing that? Why am I STILL wasting time typing this?

[@al_hews]

"who's claude deBUSSY" took me OUTT

[@marybell4116]

"Quietly confident" Mark's confidence is in no way quiet lol

[@LiterallyMeRyanGosling-0]

fr “bow down I am 100% sigma”

[@KraylebStudios]

Mark is the only guy who could go "I'm a sigma/alpha male" and I'd take seriously

[@brianpierce5488]

True

[@LunaBriarRose]

And not think them toxic

[@niallvaz737]

nah tbh I'd say, sure you are as I gently pull his right cheek like he's a toddler

[@DaTimmeh]

He's the Andrew Tate we needed. Imagine the alpha male scene was headed by Mark. It'd be the most wholesome thing ever. You'd just have buff dudes running around carrying groceries for the elderly.

[@KraylebStudios]

@@DaTimmeh Yep, and he's actually supportive of other human beings and doesn't promote people to harass and abuse them!

[@markiplierfromwalmart]

mark acknowledging the fact that he is INDEED a sigma male is giving chad vibes

[@HilBethJay]

Nobody ever tell Bob about A/B/O AU fanfictions. NOBODY.

[@KissKissCthulhu]

The noise I just made 😂 no one tell any of them if they got Alpha male

[@xeIaire]

I scrolled specifically for this comment 😂

[@NWolfsson]

When I heard the results I was like "Is this Omegaverse? Surely not."

[@charadreamuur7229]

@@NWolfsson I absolutely feel disgusted and despise that I understand the words being said in this comment section And if these arrangement of words and symbols were shown anybody circa or prior to 1950 they would have an aneurysm. that being said I also thought that too lmao.

[@Kingbimmy]

That’s why one of my favorite new roasts towards guys who believe they’re “alpha males” and shit, is this: “Oh! I didn’t know you were a furry. That’s cool man.” Being a furry is not inherently the insult, but we all know that every single guy who seriously believes he’s “the alpha” would be freaked out and get all pissy. Shout out to all my furry fam, I respect you 🫶🏻 Insecure dudes just don’t get it, and it makes them uncomfortable. That’s a them issue, not you ❤️

[@Arke_PG]

This quiz sounds like it's put together by someone that's trying desperately to convince themselves that they are a "sigma male"

[@Sirawxy]

Aren’t all this abo classification just a silly joke anyway?

[@Arke_PG]

@@Sirawxy depends on the individual, some would do it as a silly laugh, some would take it more seriously. Though I'd say from my own perspective at least, a lot of these online quizzes are made to validate the writers opinions.

[@Sirawxy]

@@Arke_PG well, sounds like “male version” of believing zodiac to me 😂

[@elismith6106]

Honestly if you take the entire quiz, there's a lot of stuff about being a generally decent human in there, they just shouted out the funnier/more ridiculous ones. Also the quiz doesn't seem to take itself seriously (or maybe I just wasn't taking it seriously so it all felt like a joke).

[@ryanchivwara5013]

If you replay the first 18 seconds again you'll get the answer of who that someone is😂😂

[@kittywithagun7742]

Mark is straight up the only man who could claim he's a sigma male and I wouldn't instantly run out of the room.

[@goblin_1-t4s]

wade: i dont just stare at you guy. early prop hunt wade: 👁👄👁

[@Kennykenli]

I choked at Mark’s "who is Claude da-bussy?" 😭😭😂

[@lizbarr724]

I knew the answers were gonna be good when Bob said "Did you get a...number?"

[@thurainnanhein4292]

Man, I love the thumbnail, accurately represented the 100% sigma energy there.

[@thechugg4372]

"Claude Da Bussy??" How has Mark never heard of this composer before I am in pain from laughter send help

[@BazukinBelyugovich]

I mean, he said he doesn't listen to music Although he did ask if Bob didn't like "Mobart" or "Reythoven"

[@HarrisonSolie]

"quiet up, settle down. no wait: saddle up, reverse it?"

[@GandhiOfWar]

Bob is a power bottom

[@durk5331]

No that's Wade, Omegas tend to lie outside the system (why Bob didn't get a %), Betas are the bottoms x3 Omega Male: An Omega male is someone who doesn't feel the need to compete or conform to traditional gender roles and stereotypes. He has his own way of doing things, and he's not afraid to be himself.

[@pedrostormrage]

So the test results were surprisingly accurate 😂 That being said, I feel Mark is a rare case of being an alpha and an omega at the same time αΩ

[@urazz7739]

Yeah, Mark is chaotic like that.

[@Blueberryyymuffin]

Isnt a beta inbetween?

[@dr.diamond9868]

"Mine is a picture of a frumpy chubby dude who kinda looks like me with blonde hair holding a globe." That's the funniest thing i've ever heard, lol

[@usageunit]

Ironically, Mark did use the correct French pronunciation of Debussy.

[@TheMadcap919]

Really? This throws my entire idea of pronunciation into question.

[@Mariewolf_94]

i'm almost positive it isnt pronounced as bussy, i'm pretty sure the u is supposed to be pronounced like "you"

[@blakecacini8016]

@@Mariewolf_94 not really. I think the correct sound is actually not used in English.

[@Mariewolf_94]

@@blakecacini8016 oh youre probably right lol

[@CLC-1000]

I don’t even know what a sigma male is, but I really enjoy this topic. ❤️

[@OingoDeLaBoingo]

It's okay Bob, it's called the OMEGAverse, it means you're the whole universe buddy

[@Pixelstatic]

The real sigma here is Bob's lamp

[@zoro4661WasTaken]

SigMA MArk SIGMARK IT ALL MAKES SENSE

[@lioneljohnsononvacation2635]

BY SIGMAR! PREPARE TO BE JUDGED!

[@YanntastischGER]

We always knew Mark was a true sigma male.

[@some_dude_maybe]

Mark: "How drab you got to be that your favorite color is *gray*" Me, who's favorite color is light gray: 🥺

[@CriticalPotato]

Watch Brooklyn 99 to see more gray representation. Holt's favorite color is gray as well.

[@some_dude_maybe]

@@CriticalPotato thanks, I'll think about it

[@Itsuptomenow]

Gray is my favorite color too

[@mellennia9]

It's one of my many favorites

[@sinf0nie]

"Who's Claude Debussy" I can't believe Mark knows Tchaikovsky but not Debussy

[@catalin2766]

Wade looks like a grandpa that doesn't understand technology while taking the quiz