Who's The REAL Sigma Male Here?

[@YannickJur]

Bob's omega male image actually looked like him. I couldn't stop laughing.

[@ashleydavis9215]

Ong

[@Bisexualdragon4042]

😂 it was how proud of this result to the reveal that got me.

[@al_hews]

"who's claude deBUSSY" took me OUTT

[@marybell4116]

"Quietly confident" Mark's confidence is in no way quiet lol

[@LiterallyMeRyanGosling-0]

fr “bow down I am 100% sigma”

[@lioneljohnsononvacation2635]

Let this be remembered as the day Mark has uttered the word "Bussy"

[@adammplays9154]

Indeed

[@Gamemaster64]

This is the second time, but it is a first for the podcast

[@timeslice]

​@@Gamemaster643 actually, as per Unus Annus "Either Bussy or Linda"

[@Daymusik]

No, that would be during Mark and Seán's playthrough of Bigfoot where Seán busted out that dummy thicc Bigfoot freestyle and Mark talked about Jesus' bussy. We all remember that day!

[@NoobSharkey]

​@@Daymusikiconic Markiplier lore

[@KraylebStudios]

Mark is the only guy who could go "I'm a sigma/alpha male" and I'd take seriously

[@brianpierce5488]

True

[@LunaBriarRose]

And not think them toxic

[@niallvaz737]

nah tbh I'd say, sure you are as I gently pull his right cheek like he's a toddler

[@DaTimmeh]

He's the Andrew Tate we needed. Imagine the alpha male scene was headed by Mark. It'd be the most wholesome thing ever. You'd just have buff dudes running around carrying groceries for the elderly.

[@KraylebStudios]

@@DaTimmeh Yep, and he's actually supportive of other human beings and doesn't promote people to harass and abuse them!

[@jasonjason6644]

Of course, it was obvious all along, how could we have missed marks big big energy he exudes

[@soulsearcher9620]

He's too short, I couldn't see him. Can he try again?

[@DXKing]

He was at sucking height in his last video you can't be saying big

[@thelocalshoop]

a large soul in exchange for a medium p-

[@thelocalshoop]

i would like to clarify before anybody shoots me on sight that my comment was in fact a markiplier makes reference, please spare me

[@YannickJur]

Big brain energy

[@valenpam_]

I don’t even know why they made this video, mark has and always will be THE sigma male.

[@bakerfamily3]

I mean he has like 7 ovens. How could he not be the sigma male 😂

[@ShadoeLandman]

Mark is the guy who inspired the idea of sigma males. No other person can compare to the original. Actually, it wouldn’t surprise me if this were true.

[@devontamosley4487]

​@@ShadoeLandmanJames Dean, the Hollywood actor (1933-1955), he was the originator of the sigma male.

[@magistermartin3996]

@@devontamosley4487 Thank you for that education mate

[@Kingbimmy]

@@devontamosley4487that actually makes sense 🤔

[@HilBethJay]

Nobody ever tell Bob about A/B/O AU fanfictions. NOBODY.

[@KissKissCthulhu]

The noise I just made 😂 no one tell any of them if they got Alpha male

[@xeIaire]

I scrolled specifically for this comment 😂

[@NWolfsson]

When I heard the results I was like "Is this Omegaverse? Surely not."

[@CharaDreemurX]

@@NWolfsson I absolutely feel disgusted and despise that I understand the words being said in this comment section And if these arrangement of words and symbols were shown anybody circa or prior to 1950 they would have an aneurysm. that being said I also thought that too lmao.

[@Kingbimmy]

That’s why one of my favorite new roasts towards guys who believe they’re “alpha males” and shit, is this: “Oh! I didn’t know you were a furry. That’s cool man.” Being a furry is not inherently the insult, but we all know that every single guy who seriously believes he’s “the alpha” would be freaked out and get all pissy. Shout out to all my furry fam, I respect you 🫶🏻 Insecure dudes just don’t get it, and it makes them uncomfortable. That’s a them issue, not you ❤️

[@markiplierfromwalmart]

mark acknowledging the fact that he is INDEED a sigma male is giving chad vibes

[@DaWhiteWolffie]

He could be a Chad for good, or a Chad for evil. Let's hope he chooses good.

[@Arke_PG]

This quiz sounds like it's put together by someone that's trying desperately to convince themselves that they are a "sigma male"

[@Sirawxy]

Aren’t all this abo classification just a silly joke anyway?

[@Arke_PG]

@@Sirawxy depends on the individual, some would do it as a silly laugh, some would take it more seriously. Though I'd say from my own perspective at least, a lot of these online quizzes are made to validate the writers opinions.

[@Sirawxy]

@@Arke_PG well, sounds like “male version” of believing zodiac to me 😂

[@elismith6106]

Honestly if you take the entire quiz, there's a lot of stuff about being a generally decent human in there, they just shouted out the funnier/more ridiculous ones. Also the quiz doesn't seem to take itself seriously (or maybe I just wasn't taking it seriously so it all felt like a joke).

[@ryanchivwara5013]

If you replay the first 18 seconds again you'll get the answer of who that someone is😂😂

[@NotOnLand]

Getting a third answer on a Yes/No test that looks _exactly like you_ is something straight out of a cartoon, holy shit

[@EGGM4N]

"Mine has no percentage" 😭

[@Kingbimmy]

That shit killed meeee! 😂 I took the test too and didn’t get a percentage. I got “zeta” which seems to apparently be like “bohemian free spirit” who loves people and doesn’t care about competition. So I guess if you get anything other than sigma, there’s no percentage. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@PandaManiacLP]

That was the first episode where I legit fell from my chair wheezing from laughing too hard because a) Mark being the true Sigma Male and actually looking a lil bit like the picture and b) Bob being genuinely offended about his results 🤣

[@quickkrueger]

Mark is so sigma he didn't even know he was sigma

[@Kennykenli]

I choked at Mark’s "who is Claude da-bussy?" 😭😭😂

[@kittywithagun7742]

Mark is straight up the only man who could claim he's a sigma male and I wouldn't instantly run out of the room.

[@dr.diamond9868]

"Mine is a picture of a frumpy chubby dude who kinda looks like me with blonde hair holding a globe." That's the funniest thing i've ever heard, lol

[@thurainnanhein4292]

Man, I love the thumbnail, accurately represented the 100% sigma energy there.

[@pickles7691]

i hope mark picked keanu reeves just purely bc of the resemblance

[@lizbarr724]

I knew the answers were gonna be good when Bob said "Did you get a...number?"

[@goblin_1-t4s]

wade: i dont just stare at you guy. early prop hunt wade: 👁👄👁

[@dexi89]

Wade: "I'm cool 🥺"

[@ncls9475]

ok bro

[@thechugg4372]

"Claude Da Bussy??" How has Mark never heard of this composer before I am in pain from laughter send help

[@BazukinBelyugovich]

I mean, he said he doesn't listen to music Although he did ask if Bob didn't like "Mobart" or "Reythoven"

[@ktrujillo]

“Swap hazing for witch activity?” Made me laugh way too hard.

[@na_XIXMMIII]

the results fit so well, it's uncanny 😭

[@HarrisonSolie]

"quiet up, settle down. no wait: saddle up, reverse it?"

[@markiplierfromwalmart]

MARK BEING 100% SIGMA MALE WAS EXPECTED NGL

[@SpamtonPFP]

I looked at the comments and thought I was having internet issues but I looked at the timer and saw that I just got her 13 minutes after this was posted by accident. I've never been this early to a video before.

[@usageunit]

Ironically, Mark did use the correct French pronunciation of Debussy.

[@TheMadcap919]

Really? This throws my entire idea of pronunciation into question.

[@Mariewolf_94]

i'm almost positive it isnt pronounced as bussy, i'm pretty sure the u is supposed to be pronounced like "you"

[@blakecacini8016]

@@Mariewolf_94 not really. I think the correct sound is actually not used in English.

[@Mariewolf_94]

@@blakecacini8016 oh youre probably right lol

[@officially_stoopid1436]

Bob, obviously. So enigmatic it couldnt give him a straight forward answer

[@Pixel_cat-w3p]

The real sigma here is Bob's lamp

[@Jaydesque]

bob: it's a french name also bob: (verbally trips over chalamet)

[@pedrostormrage]

So the test results were surprisingly accurate 😂 That being said, I feel Mark is a rare case of being an alpha and an omega at the same time αΩ

[@urazz7739]

Yeah, Mark is chaotic like that.

[@Blueberryyymuffin]

Isnt a beta inbetween?

[@catalin2766]

Wade looks like a grandpa that doesn't understand technology while taking the quiz

[@kendrickdo4319]

The artist sure goes hard with each thumbnail. Somehow, I want to see this sigma male versions of them do a Phonk Walk meme

[@Karoo128]

Omega Bob confirmed...dont forget ur heat represants XD

[@sinf0nie]

"Who's Claude Debussy" I can't believe Mark knows Tchaikovsky but not Debussy

[@GandhiOfWar]

Bob is a power bottom

[@durk5331]

No that's Wade, Omegas tend to lie outside the system (why Bob didn't get a %), Betas are the bottoms x3 Omega Male: An Omega male is someone who doesn't feel the need to compete or conform to traditional gender roles and stereotypes. He has his own way of doing things, and he's not afraid to be himself.

[@nikky6240]

2:03 WHAT MARK? HOW ? MY THOUGHTS WOULD MAKE ME CRASH

[@youreadthisinyourmindright2604]

Mark getting 100% Sigma is just what we expected,

[@YannickJur]

We always knew Mark was a true sigma male.

[@some_dude_maybe]

Mark: "How drab you got to be that your favorite color is *gray*" Me, who's favorite color is light gray: 🥺

[@CriticalPotato]

Watch Brooklyn 99 to see more gray representation. Holt's favorite color is gray as well.

[@some_dude_maybe]

@@CriticalPotato thanks, I'll think about it

[@Itsuptomenow]

Gray is my favorite color too

[@mellennia9]

It's one of my many favorites

[@thee1337noob]

The sound effect of the 100% sigma busting out of his chains “PFFF” confirm this.

[@CLC-1000]

I don’t even know what a sigma male is, but I really enjoy this topic. ❤️

[@M.i.a.A1919]

Imagine a collab between Distractable and Brainleak... that would be absolutely amazing.

[@TwiggyHetfield27]

Wade: I'm trying to see if I command respect 😂😂😂

[@maddyperson1498]

I took this quiz and I also got 100% sigma male. I am a socially awkward female, but I will take it

[@Lenarddude_]

where do you find this quiz

[@lilpenguin092]

I wish the Egyptian alphabet got some love too when describing male archetypes. I fancy myself a "crow" male

[@OingoDeLaBoingo]

It's okay Bob, it's called the OMEGAverse, it means you're the whole universe buddy

[@TheSupart91]

We need a random guest appearances since this is a podcast we need ethan or tyler randomly showing up please

[@enderblaze7068]

I feel like if mark went missing, bob and wade would start a podcast called “what happened to markiplier” instead of calling the police

[@elvaproxima19]

I spit my tea out at least three times trying not to laugh. 😂😂

[@speakydooman]

The moment the video got recommended and popped up on my screen I said out loud "Mark🙄 like who else could it be" well, the result didn't disappoint 😂

[@megstone9997]

My favorite is pastel grey 😢

[@JustThatPratte]

Everybody acts like I'm crazy because I also ride in the car in total silence.

[@starly7148]

The thumbnail is is absolutely beautiful

[@gargoyles9999]

All I’m gonna say is, Mark is the one who owns 5 ovens

[@madmadammeag5141]

Awww Poor Bob. I THINK YOU'RE A SIGMA BOB!! YOU'RE AWESOME!❤

[@erickthebat4805]

Can we all just take in the fact that Wade is somehow more of a Sigma male than Bob? 😄

[@Cysubtor_8vb]

"Did you get a number... What?!" 😂

[@minerxen]

Mark isn't just a sigma male... He's a gigachad

[@Insanekiller469]

3:52 I feel personally attacked for liking the color gray

[@jactirby]

Why do I remember this, it doesn’t feel like I listened to this 9 months ago

[@cocoaswann2095]

Still don't understand how Mark doesn't listen to music. It's one of humanity's most beautiful ways of creative expression. But hey, it's part of life's mysteries...or something. Keep waving your Freak Flags high, Mark, Bob and Wade! We love y'all for it! 🙃😅

[@LesbeansSplatoon]

We all know Wade is Keanu. ‘Catch my new movie, John Whick…17’

[@charlesfranks1902]

Holding a snow globe would be better than a globe.

[@Y4K3D0]

I litterally heard Clog the Bussy

[@dewarz1547]

Well that's just my average afternoon

[@Whitemare_Blob]

As soon as Mark didn't understand what sigma was (that was a long time ago) I knew he had to be one 😂 lol

[@kayleighwilliams6676]

I am absolutely wheezing at these results 😂

[@Kingbimmy]

I took this dumb quiz and got “Zeta male” which I didn’t even fucking think existed. The description is: “You are a bohemian free spirit who plays by your own rules. You love life, and you love people, and that might make you the biggest winner of them all.” Honestly? Pretty fucking cute, and a little accurate. I literally did not care what my results were gonna be, I just did it for fun, and picked the things closest to me, definitely not expecting sigma or alpha. The whole concept is dumb to me, but zeta? I kinda love that 😂❤

[@kay19129]

Such a weird coincidence that Bob's result had a character that looked like him

[@MaRaMa-ARTZ]

Not to shatter Mark's illusion but I'm a cishet female who took the quiz just for fun and I also got 100% sigma male. LMFAO

[@riverstyx7251]

I guess sigma is a mindset and the real treasure was the Greek alphabet we learned along the way 😂

[@Birdy-jw7eb]

Me too sis 😂

[@verychaosthing]

SAME RARARRAA

[@knaughta.masso-kist5944]

I don't see how this could shatter Mark's "illusion", the quiz is designed for males, so any results by females are null and void.

[@MaRaMa-ARTZ]

@@kamspw Bro, I burn water. I got super lucky my man is an actual chef. 😆

[@dud3655]

Oh no, I seem to have found myself a new desktop background

[@jordanhunter3375]

Buzzfeed must have been BAKED when they made this quiz.

[@zoro4661WasTaken]

SigMA MArk SIGMARK IT ALL MAKES SENSE

[@lioneljohnsononvacation2635]

BY SIGMAR! PREPARE TO BE JUDGED!

[@vebrown1982]

Oh my goodness this is the best quiz answers ever like come on he even looked like the picture minus holding a globe love this clip

[@angeladoty6298]

Watching this at work is such a bad idea, i was cracking up and really didnt want to explain why to my coworkers cause how do you explain their conversations to people who arent chronically online 😅

[@artemisiakyrell7727]

I'm just so glad that men finally get to experience their Quotev era

[@tanveerramtohul1052]

Love yall content so much

[@saphires2875]

I did it too for fun and got 100 % too 😂 It's not the 'macho' answers that get you that result, it's just the 'I don't care for the world, I do my stuff' options that get you that result. I still don't get what's a Sigma tho 🤣

[@JennyLynn0001]

I love the thumbnail lol.

[@tristanmilner9511]

The better question is, are you going to talked about a certain horror movie on Distractable of the main channel?

[@NWolfsson]

Chad Mark building Bob up on his Omega diagnosis by shouting "You're cleaning good, man! You're cleaning good!" is the best example of the Sigma concept :')

[@RobotBoyAZ]

It’s funny how marks aware of all these new “slurs” and yet secretly makes fun of them 😂😂😂

[@oceanmoyer5051]

Took the quiz got Zeta male lol, didn’t even know that was an option

[@NekagaiKpcat]

Sounds pretty cool honestly

[@ShadowGuyCODEX]

Be lookin at their results like "they just like me fr"

[@ABowlOfRic3]

Lore accurate Markiplier

[@ittybittyrampagingcommittee]

Yanno, if we go into the forbidden territory of omegaverse, this… actually checks out. Mark is an A, Wade is a B, Bob is an O. 💀

[@idiomasentusiasticos7954]

I rarely ever laugh out loud but this did it for me.

[@firefly4515]

Loooool I just took the quiz got 100% sigma but I'm not even a guy 🤣

[@lukemarsh1527]

is the podcast only on Spotify now the full episodes :(

[@ironic_iron8770]

Damn Mark looks like a gigachad sigma male in the thumbnail

[@Football-Is-My-Personality]

Wade. It's wade

[@imnotmarkimoo2620]

wade is the new willy wonka confirmed

[@eeza]

is it purely coincidental that the illustrations on the results they got resemble them a lot?? i think not

[@thetrophygamer3606]

Only a true sigma male owns 5 ovens

[@elizabethlovett4318]

Mark's result revealed to me what the test really is: It's a 'How Annoying Are You' test. Proof? Mark's result 🤣 I'm mostly joking, love all three of you 😂 I had this revelation when I thought: this whole alpha, beta, sigma crap is annoying... and those who call themselves alpha or sigma are either annoying or insecure and it's like calling yourself a Chad or GigaChad. What is this obsession? Appreciate you guys associating Mark with the 'sigma male' though because I think he's a healthier example of a male role model for kids and young men on the internet than many others. I won't say the best role model because that's an unrealistic pedestal no one can achieve, and I assume Mark wouldn't want it either way. Hence 'healthier' - we shouldn't be putting people on pedestals anyway. I do think the test is questionable or wonder if Mark lied a bit in his answers to give himself the sigma result he wanted. Tests aren't that hard to fake answers for the result we want. It's only difficult if there's too many results and too many vague options to tell. Like when I took my Pottermore test - no faking that. Did you guys ever take that test even if out of curiosity? I avoid Harry Potter & anything Rowling since she came out with upsetting words, the only thing being the test on Pottermore. Before that I couldn't afford products of Harry Potter or other unnecessary spending even if I wanted to - for the best really because now it would feel like tainted goods to me. Not gonna lie, I'd be curious what house, wand and especially patronus you'd each have according to the Pottermore test.

[@DaWhiteWolffie]

Whoa. I'm a stone cold Sigma Male according to the test. And I'm not even a male! lol

[@DuchessGrapefruit]

ironically the video was prefaced by an KZbin ad for Giga Chads featuring free, Guarantee to get you laid, Pick up lines.

[@durk5331]

I Love that Omega is a blonde Bob holding a globe like he owns the world, because Omegas are the ones that lie outside the system. THis is also likely why he didn't get a %, somehow on a test of where one is on the scale of Beta to Sigma, Bob broke the system and got Omega x3 Omega Male: An Omega male is someone who doesn't feel the need to compete or conform to traditional gender roles and stereotypes. He has his own way of doing things, and he's not afraid to be himself.

[@BubblesZap]

I just remembered I think back years ago they talked about Omega Males before in a joking way now I really want to find it lol

[@the888gamemaster]

I'm apparently the same as Wade