Is A Hotdog A Sandwich?

[@Xainar]

The instant Mark mentioned cannoli, I was with Bob on that argument. Same energy as: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

[@MrHj123]

He said that, and I became an angry Italian.

[@TartarusHimself]

“The wicked witch of the EAST bro..”

[@lowpolyeren]

@@TartarusHimself "you're gonna look at me and you're gonna tell me that i'm WRONG?!"

[@matilly23]

INCONCEIVABLE!!

[@gudjonmar664]

"a roly poly is not a cannoli" is what got me over to marks side

[@Eris_Strife]

"A taco is a cannoli that's sweet" ~ Markiplier 2023

[@savageratentertainment]

...he never had a damn taco has he? xD

[@AlazarSlitherin]

I was originally upset with this claim until I realized Choco Tacos were a thing.

[@oivatank]

@@AlazarSlitherinsaying “were” made me sad

[@luckygaming2156]

​@@AlazarSlitherintf is that absurd taco gross 😂

[@thephantasm94]

As someone who loves tacos i almost had a stroke hearing that XD.

[@lynn4840]

“i f*ck butter in bread” i love how they just breeze past that one 😂

[@DerekBarns]

It got a visible chuckle from Wade

[@AmyCarlson-lm3uk]

I thought that quite hilarious because Mark and Wade just acted like it was a normal thing for Bob to say.

[@lynn4840]

@@AmyCarlson-lm3uk it probably is tho tbh 🤣

[@NateSchulte]

I swear, something about Mark’s hair getting longer makes his madness get stronger

[@thomaslight3457]

He's the Samson of Insanity

[@nangsanbhalangblah333]

I want a cosmic horror game where the entity is just Mark's hair.😂

[@NateSchulte]

@@nangsanbhalangblah333 I can only imagine how ridiculous and hilarious that would look like

[@MarasiTemple]

​@@thomaslight3457I thought the same XD

[@demonkingsparda]

Madness is stored in the hair

[@MichaelGhost]

Mark’s slowly losing his mind & am all here for it

[@chaucerianfraud6767]

Mark would have to have a mind in the first place to lose it.

[@JustinWahlne]

Ethan was right. He is the dumbest smart-guy ever.

[@YogsenForfoth]

Bennett Foddy stole Mark’s sanity a LONG time ago. 😂

[@awesomeconservative]

​@@chaucerianfraud6767 Not cool.

[@chaucerianfraud6767]

@@awesomeconservative Cooler than you.

[@drc9374]

*Mythical Kitchen has entered the chat*

[@unlitrash]

I CAME TO COMMENT THISHAHAHAHA

[@Gnat.erpillar]

OMG I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF THAT TOO

[@caffeinesystem]

High key wanna see Mark on Last Meals now

[@OziasEv]

I'm so glad I wasn't the only one to think this and I now also want Mark on Last Meals. I also just want to see Josh and Mark have a conversation in general

[@Alphax36]

hahaha

[@wicalired9185]

There we have it guys, the answer to the age old question. Is hotdog a sandwich? No, hotdog is a canoli.

[@joseveloz388]

Hotdogs are tacos and I will die on that hill

[@timeslice]

Hotdogs are tacos

[@Official_Kayde_Games]

Hot dogs are meat cannolis

[@Big_RandyTM]

Hot dogs are subs

[@TronicSSJ07]

Hot Dog is Hot Dog!

[@lukasbanana4949]

I like how most of this clip isn’t even about the question of a hotdog being a sandwich, and instead is rather about the logistics of a cannoli and buttered bread

[@0li0n]

The look on Mark's face when Bob said you fill it with cream of some sort.

[@randomrandomson4855]

😂 You can tell where Mark’s mind went and it looks like he’s fighting the urge to say some sort of dirty joke

[@jacobharrell7812]

The main thing I took away from this episode is that a taco is partially a canoli

[@jubuttib]

And apparently a taco is specifically a cannoli, that's SWEET, according to Mark... I don't know what to think anymore.

[@Hengyi2301]

savoured canoli

[@juliacornejo7802]

As a Mexican I'm not sure how to feel about this But Mark had a strong point...

[@raionshishi8290]

@@juliacornejo7802 I have ate tacos, I would not say they are sweet in the way we usually mean when talking about sweetness of a type of consumable.

[@It-b-Blair]

There’s those ice cream tacos….

[@Nonn0n]

Adding ingredients doesn’t erase the fact you are still consuming bread 😂 This was so amazing

[@thomasregimbal989]

But the point is that you are eating something else it is a difference in words, with that logic a burger could be called bread because a bun is basically bread.

[@AlphaGod990]

​@@thomasregimbal989Exactly. xd

[@ashikjaman1940]

​@@thomasregimbal989 I feel like a pizza is a better comparison since the big difference with burgers/sandwiches is that there's 2 pieces of bread

[@milyndaramirez4973]

As a baker, Mark’s rant broke my mind

[@gcullen576]

Explain why please

[@MrsCutieeCake]

Oh, definitely, I sometimes bake on my free-time and to just hear Mark's rant is enough to make my braincells melt.

[@Jed.Blazer]

As a fishmonger...I don't feel strongly either way.

[@juliacornejo7802]

I love how Mark just confidently brought a gun to a conversation about bread Thank you Wade for this awesome episode

[@rowan_jalso]

I never imagined when Bob said “put butter on bread then dip it in oil” that he would first wrap the bread around the butter. I have no idea why that configuration was what Mark’s brain jumped to. Ince he explained himself I kinda got the cannoli thing, but I was picturing spreading butter on one end of, say, a baguette then dipping that same end in oil, so Mark’s “THAT’S A CANNOLI!” really threw me off 😂.

[@matilly23]

Really didn't think the most existential episodes was gonna be the one titled "Bread" But here we are, a few cannolis later

[@michaelplantarich3375]

The fact that Mark referenced Ed Edd and Eddy, my favorite childhood cartoon ever, was incredible 😁 Also, this and Mark's next episode were 2 of my top 5 favorites ever. I hope they do more simple prompts in the future

[@pedrostormrage]

MatPat has a whole video about the question in the title (Food Theory: What Makes a Sandwich a Sandwich?), and the answer is: it depends on how you define "sandwich". He ended up citing a ruling from the Massachusetts Superior Court that used the definition of sandwich as "two thin pieces of bread, usually buttered, with a thin layer (as of meat, cheese, or savory mixture) spread between them". Under that definition, a hotdog is not a sandwich because "it does not have two pieces of bread, is not typically buttered, the layer of meat is not thin, and the hotdog weiner does not get spread across the bread" 🌭

[@EGeorgev]

I like that definition. MatPat to the rescue once again.

[@STEELOOFFICIAL]

the definition has changed since then. the definition is, now, "two or more slices of bread or a split roll having a filling in between." by that updated definiton, a hotdog is a sandwich. specifically, a sub or submarine sandwich.

[@raionshishi8290]

@@STEELOOFFICIAL Oh no, welp shit

[@thomasregimbal989]

​@@STEELOOFFICIALhotdog is a taco and taco is a cannoli

[@fenrirslip]

One could argue that you can cut a hot dog bun where it folds in half, therefore making it two pieces of bread.

[@zeroraptor_]

Of course Mark would be an expert on this subject; he was bread at one point in his life.

[@char_the_shark]

i was waiting for their take on the hot dog sandwich classification debate and got slapped in the face by "a hot dog is a cannoli!"

[@Bookwormscififan]

Mark’s insane rant about cannolis and bread made this my favourite episode Second favourite is Wade’s secret words

[@TheLadyBlerd]

Mark wants to enter the Mythical Kitchen Universe...... he's just letting it be known 🤣🤣

[@cloudzie_8648]

The fact that they argued about bread for nearly an hour makes this my favourite episode

[@The_Pewkachu]

Without watching any of this video, I've gotta say that two of the crew of Mythical Kitchen already have a podcast called "Is a Hotdog a Sandwich" 😂

[@lilbluridinghood6296]

It's the American Taco.

[@amemnon7859]

@@lilbluridinghood6296 which is a CANOLI LOL

[@photondebuger45]

Saw the title and was about to comment that very thing

[@immeantfortheflowers]

The thing that's hilarious is that Mark isn't intoxicated at ALL and hes having high thoughts 🤣🤣🤣 hilarious

[@DerekBarns]

He might be sleep deprived from shooting his movie

[@sassyviking6003]

​@@DerekBarnsthat does have similar effects to intoxication. Wouldn't surprise me.

[@urazz7739]

@@sassyviking6003 That or Mark is just relying on his normal levels of sanity, which compared to everyone else isn't saying much. 😆

[@emilyofjane]

That’s just ADHD babey

[@inofficialplaytester3271]

In Germany, you buy toast. That is specifically rectangular bread that you have to toast, but it is called toast before and after toasting it. Real bread is just bread and stays bread, even if toasted.

[@angelawintering6201]

I know this isn’t exactly a common stance, but this is my absolute favorite argument/discussion to witness and be a part of. It’s the perfect mix of chaos without actually being an argument where people get hurt, and it’s something where a bunch of people can all have different opinions, with which at the end of the day, no one’s morals are deeply affected or damaged. It just brings me joy😊

[@EGeorgev]

Wade brought up a good point about the language. In my language we don't have a toast-equivalent word, we just describe the bread as being toasted. So it shouldn't matter wether you say toast or toasted bread. It's the same thing.

[@poutingtrolltroll]

This is probably my new favourite episode ❤ Just the whole thing and how it spiraled so fast into unhinged territory that ended with babies are soup 😂❤

[@oigajaroashley9556]

...I quess that is one of the conspiracy theory for bread..

[@bobm5951]

A cannoli is closer to being a taco than a sandwich

[@homerman76]

Mark's definition of bread is just... I just don't know what to think 😂

[@RavenMenel]

I am sure Wade regretted this Topic after Mark's bread rants XD

[@subarzing4853]

The remaining brain cell I had left before watching this episode was spread onto a toasted bread and rolled into a cannoli

[@c_humblebee]

The whole cannoli thing had me choking in my silent office jfc. This is cemented as one of my top 5 episodes.

[@TillaTime]

My favorite part is towards the end of the episode, where Mark brings up bread bowls and just utters "Oh, no..." at the absolutely monstrous can of worms he opened. I'm almost upset it's not in this vid somewhere, lol.

[@willtheperson7224]

I was absolutely confused when I first saw the title of this episode. but I love how hilarious it became!

[@drive_6665]

As we can see, the filming process didn't do much good for Mark's sanity

[@BreadGuy01]

The passion is amazing. God I love these guys.

[@gritastic]

“Bread and butter, that’s… *bread and butter.* 😀” Oh my lord, I’m crying-

[@Shadow_Symphony]

Remember guys this is coming from the guy who uttered the sentence “leg side is receiving on the flowery

[@MorosSilverwing]

The second he started spinning the transformation of sandwich all i could think was ship of Theseus

[@m0rec0ffe]

god this gives me flashbacks to an argument that occurred in my freshman year of high school this was a school-wide argument about whether cheesecake was a cake or pie, and a couple of my friends cussed out other people over it- most of my friends decided to agree on it being a tart by the end of the year

[@QuinnInk20]

Screw it, everything is bread. You are bread. I AM BREAD

[@twiztidfreekshow199]

You got me killed several times when I was listening to this and playing Skyrim. Laughing so hard about Cannoli, and fighting a dragon and a witch at the same time does not go well. Sorry I wasn't driving a little tikes cozy couples car at the time. XD

[@ForestImp529]

"you better watch yourself, if you're putting TWO things on your bread" 😂😂 omg

[@lugarxi7694]

i love how for most of the video, they are discussing food distinctions with 100% seriousness

[@AxiomRazor]

A hotdog is a taco. And pigs in a blanket are sushi. And burritos are calzones.

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

"Once you go down the path of sandwich, there's no going back." But a piece of bread with something on top is called an open-faced sandwich.

[@TzAeRlDdIaSFAN247]

This was one of my favorite distractible bits ever lol The way everything just completely flew off the rails after the mention of cannoli and then continued after this was just pure gold 😂

[@CLC-1000]

This episode really did make me chuckle. 👍

[@conanfan2012]

The parallel of ed edd and eddy to the distractible podcast is canon

[@MarloSoBalJr]

Wade is Ed; Bob is Edd; and Mark is Eddy... you can't change my mind about the parallels

[@josephbaum860]

As an Italian, this bit infuriates me in the best ways 😅 like it gets me so frustrated I laughter out loud everytime

[@HersheyHemi1]

Deep conversations these 3 are having...For them a least!

[@firecrakcer001]

Bread is an ingrediant in making buttered toast just like potatoes in a soup. You're eating a soup, but you're also eating potatoes, carrots, and other individual ingrediants. You're eating butter and bread in a toasted form.

[@PanthorPapa84]

Don't die around Mark. Apparently, you're considered modern art the second your body gets cold.

[@nanifa6082]

I love the close ups on Bob... cause we can see that adorable lil Lixian plushie!!

[@admorteminimicus3207]

I needed to see this. Had a dream that made me severely depressed that it wasn't real and this perked me right back up

[@crittomato7043]

I eating a mix of food items, containg the following: 2 slices of toasted bread, for bottom and top 2 slices of cheese, cheddar kind. 1 boiled egg, that has been sliced and placed neatly around the toasted bread. 2 bacon strips, crispy kind 1 spoonful of tuna 2 big lettuce leaves It is very good mix, I would recommend it

[@47896285pgdfzgnd]

I really want the clip of 'a baby is a bread bowl' - I don't know if you can post it with full context or not but it was hilarious

[@ms.kuroitsu1633]

.....Yeah, Mark would not do well in Crime Scene Kitchen.(I can't wait for a Season 2!!!!!!) This is probably what would've happened in Episode 2 of the first Season. Mark's partner: "The clues tells me that it's some kind of Cannoli." Later: Mark: "I present to you a bunch of Cannoli's. We've got a Hotdog Cannoli, a Taco Cannoli, and a Crepe Cannoli. And this slice of bread that Bob told me about one time." Curtis Stone: "....None of those are actual Cannoli's." Mark and Curtis argue back and forth about the options being Cannoli's or not. Mark: "A HOTDOG IS A CANNOLI!!!!!!!" .....Sorry, I needed to get that one out.

[@cihloun]

The whole episode was just insanity of bread lore. Matpat should do theory about it

[@sam_meal]

This is a good example of my few existing braincells

[@stitchlover4381]

You have brain cells?

[@Jimmybillbobby]

That toast jumpscare at the start though

[@bros947]

I listened to this episode in full 2 times. I will never look at carbs the same again....mostly just Bread. Thanks guys.

[@Kingbimmy]

Mark: “Bread And Toast!!” *menacing smile from hell* 😭

[@fisherrend3814]

So easy in Swedish. If you put anything on a piece of bread and eat it, it’s a macka. Doesn’t matter if it’s hard bread with butter, or cheese and jam or a load of savory toppings, it’s still a macka, or possibly a dubbelmacka if you put another piece of bread on top, which is usually done whenever the toppings are too unmanageable without it.

[@hh-bluedynamite]

I actually grinned when Mark mentioned Ed and Ed Edd n' Eddy. Ahhh, memories... ^^

[@JeskidoYT]

Mythical kitchen Collab when????

[@innerdeamongetbob]

My knee jerk reaction is "no, it's clearly a taco"

[@kobysalsman5984]

That’s just false. Tacos require a flat bread or tortilla. Fluffy bread makes it not a taco

[@oriongurtner7293]

My knee-jerk reaction to “It’s clearly a taco” is “It’s way closer to a sub than a taco” Which is absolutely a type of sandwich And nobody argues that Subway _doesn’t_ sell sandwiches, even though they specifically sell subs (like the name “Subway” implies) It’s all semantics, but the important notion is “The Sandwich is a super-group of prepared foods, and has numerous sub-groups under its massive umbrella of a definition”

[@sarahsmile8451]

Hot dogs & tacos are cannolis. Babies are soup in a bread bowl which is a cannoli.

[@innerdeamongetbob]

@@kobysalsman5984 I love making this Dominican bread that is fluffy and I put meat on it, fold it in half, boom a taco. You sound like you have not have enough variety in your tacos

[@innerdeamongetbob]

@@sarahsmile8451 tacos are supreme. I will fight and die on this hill. I will fight the Bois and their heresy cannoli comment

[@VampireMenLol]

Bro this episode is awesome. Mark yelling about Cannolis is my favorite thing

[@ironcladnomad5639]

A hot dog is a like a soft taco. A taco is a cannoli. A cannoli is a wrap. A wrap is made with a tortilla. A tortilla is like a flatbread. A flatbread is a type of bread. Bread is the consistent part of a sandwich. A hot dog is a sandwich.

[@loki4807]

6:55 I thought all this time Bob was Italian on his mom's side.

[@ulty1472]

The opening minutes feel like baptists and lutherans debating the lord’s supper.

[@Spatu10]

Mark is very much stretching the phrase “gun to your head” during this semantic discussion lol

[@punkrockroboid]

"It's a bread BOWL" *"...oh no"*

[@dannyzninjawriter9653]

Honestly, I love it. I was not expecting a cannoli to appear. Like, Hot Dogs and Sandwiches, I can understand, but the dinkin cannoli came out of left field, straight out of Compton. It just derailed EVERYTHING, perfect execution on Mark's part. It was so random, it's worthy of becoming a meme. Also reminds me of Property Wars.

[@Dizzleswrld428]

“When u get two steps in, that’s A PROBLEM FOR ME”- Mark😂😂😭

[@0li0n]

The awesome trio entered the chat

[@georgethehernandez]

This has lifted my spirits and cheered me up so thank you. ❤

[@Giran_0]

This video made Ed put a pebble in his shoe

[@spectral__]

It is a crime that you guys did not collaborate with Mythical Kitchen's Podcast "A Hotdog is a Sandwich" for this... Also, MARK NEEDS TO GO ON LAST MEALS TO PROMOTE HIS MOVIE. Seriously. Josh and Mark need to have a conversation.

[@Taijirai]

I love the idea of treating a cannoli as an accident. Like you were all ready to have a hot dog and "Oh gahd, I've done it again!" This conversation truly inspires the muse in us all.

[@legogenius22]

Time for food theory to revist the "is a hotdog/taco/pizza/toast/etc a sandwich" debate.

[@whosthere660]

Oh my fucking god they predicted the indiana taco is sandwich legal battle

[@Nsix4]

I'm glad the videos are now in the clips. Even though the video is supposed to only be on Spotify

[@Alfiethegamerr]

This is like "Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food"

[@GeekBot404]

okay folks, which hill are we gonna die on? i'm with Mark and reference from "Ed Edd and Eddie"

[@saltypepper3340]

Btw, a hotdog is a sandwich, is also a podcast (from Good Mythical Morning)

[@bananasfostergrants]

*the Italians, screaming*

[@alexferdinansyah757]

this is the deep conversation that can change the world.

[@murderofcrows5089]

One of my favorite parts in this episode was when Mark was saying that a fetus is a bread bowl you can see him realizing he just talked himself into a corner

[@Plaegu]

Toast is just shortened version of Toasted Bread, and if you toast a bagel it’s a Toasted Bagel

[@gisnotalizard]

Buttered toast comment about Ed hit me in the nostalgia XD I expected more from you Ed Boy

[@mummmfyx6994]

Never would I ever think mark would make bread dipping sexual

[@kaya2576]

That sound you hear in the distance? That's Italians weeping.

[@yomama269378]

5:28 What a quote " A Cannoli Has Nothing To Do With This"

[@Plaegu]

I also think about things philosophically, so I see where hes comes from. But it’s still bread till you add an amount something greater than the amount of bread. It’s why a sandwich is a sandwich.

[@unsolvedpower]

The only thing I got from the bread episode is 1 Extreme entertainment 2 learned the true classification of a hotdog, a taco

[@KandyElla]

Lol. Sounds like the bread of Theseus.

[@ihwb3005]

In respect to is hotdog a sandwich or a taco, my argument that what is different about a sandwich from a taco is the encasing. While it’s not encouraged, you could put anything IN a taco and sandwich, but the sandwich’s bread is baked, while a tortilla is made on a comal. Now, while a hotdog is significantly closer to a sandwich, it has one consistent thing, the pork. To identify something as a hotdog, it either has to have just the pork(hotdog), or the bread(HOT.DOG.BUN.) AND the pork(hotdog). While the hot dog bun is specifically made for the hot dog, you could technically use any other form of bread, as what is consistent with the hot dog is its pork. Notice how hotdogs(the pork) could be sold on their own, without the bun, or any form of bread. So just to recap, the hotdog is nothing like a taco, one needs something inside, it’s outside is baked, and could stand alone, as it’s defined by what is inside. A TACO can have anything inside, its outside is made by stove, and cannot stand alone, as it’s defined by the outside, yet still dependent on having SOMETHING inside. However, a hotdog is not exactly a sandwich, because they must have a form of bread, and something inside, and cannot be sold alone(bread or contents) while still being quantified as a sandwich, while a hotdog, once again, can stand alone as the content, and has a limited encasing options. One could argue that a burger is a sandwich, but what quantifies a burger is the patty inside. TLDR: hotdog is what is inside, while sandwich and taco are what is outside

[@devontamosley4487]

Ed (Ed, Edd N Eddy): "Buttered toast."