Who Started the Flat Earth Conspiracy Theory, How Many Believe This, and What Do They Believe?

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[@mikestrohm3271]

Just a small point. Flat Earth is not a theory, it is a concept. A theory is something that has been proved.

[@FroggyTWrite]

overall great vid, but a 1min 30sec ad in the start of a video is a bit much

[@iforgie]

@@mikestrohm3271 Anything that is discovered that works and is not a Theory in Technical School is patented at the United States Patent and Trademark Office.

[@coltm4a186]

Was the Wild West really all that wild?

[@dr.davidbannerf.e.s.6217]

I did...I started AWL of it...every single bit of it. Have the Science to Prove it....Why?

[@patrickdurham8393]

I saw a meme stating if the world was flat cats would have already knocked everything off the edge. That's irrefutable logic right there.

[@Gigipretty64]

I completely agree. The fluffy little demons knock everything off anything. One of mine likes to dip her paw in glasses of ice water and tap the ice on the edge inevitability knocking over the water, I lost my very new MacBook Air thanks to her efforts. A whole pint of ice water over the keyboard, RIP. My cat was just pissed she got wet...

[@yourordinarytwathere8789]

@@Gigipretty64 please tell me you got that mac fixed? if not, i’ll buy it and fix if myself. usually water damaged macs are fixable. don’t throw it away either way! :)

[@Gigipretty64]

@@yourordinarytwathere8789 no, I managed to sell it to a Mac shop though. It was 4 years ago but I appreciate your concern 😍

[@yourordinarytwathere8789]

@@Gigipretty64 haha good! i hate seeing fixable macs and pcs just thrown away when they could still be good computers if someone just fixed them😄

[@steveskouson9620]

You SO beat me to this! (My cats don't knock stuff off, but one of them sticks his left paw, into the water bowl, and licks it off, to drink.) I am, in true life, a "dog" person. But my cats, are "me" cats. (Really, I want another Basenji.) steve

[@fl0wrid3r40]

“It’s hard to win an argument with a smart person, its impossible to win an argument with a stupid person” -Bill Murray

[@wbrandon78]

I could not have said it better!!!

[@JohnJackson-mn4ts]

They bring you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

[@NoctumusTV]

I'll go ahead and save that quote. Thanks!

[@d3r4g45]

Be the one asking questions. Like let him explain night time.

[@kelvinpang438]

@@d3r4g45 As said in the vid,they claim the sun is like a spotlight only able to cover a portion of the earth at a time.

[@TheChillimouse]

Come on. Everyone knows ships disapear because of being outside of the render distance.

[@jinkstacks4830]

@@taurohkea2169 thats because the sails have a larger render distance

[@jinkstacks4830]

Tillke Rohkea No dude, anything attached to the boat will have the same render distance. Even lights that you attach to it

[@dcacnc]

@@taurohkea2169 lol i get you think he ment what was visible but render distance or draw distance is "In computer graphics, draw distance is the maximum distance of objects in a three-dimensional scene that are drawn by the rendering engine. Polygons that lie beyond the draw distance will not be drawn to the screen." google says. so its referring to a aspect of games.

[@dcacnc]

he might be saying we live in a simulation.

[@Azeraph]

Hehe that got me for a bit lmao Render distance, i was thinking what? lol

[@SleekDiamond41]

I have a neighbor that’s a flat earther He watches videos on it, does his research… and has the balls to laugh at people for thinking the earth is round. He literally says that “people would know it’s flat, if they just had a little basic understanding of science” These people are fascinatingly stupid.

[@JootjeJ]

If those people had a little bit more than just a basic understanding of science they would realise that the world is a spheroid.

[@turtlesandmoreturtles]

If only he had the balls to believe in balls

[@JootjeJ]

@@turtlesandmoreturtles I love your name! Turtles all the way

[@turtlesandmoreturtles]

@@JootjeJ thank you! turtles are epic

[@johnjohnson3709]

You just want to beat the crap out of those people!!

[@robote7679]

"Never argue with a stupid person. First they'll drag you down to their level, then they'll beat you with experience." Mark Twain

[@ultraniusmaximus1536]

So don't argue with ball Earth sheeple.

[@AmishMicrowave]

@@ultraniusmaximus1536 The only thing flat is your brain, you don't even understand an insult directed at you lol

[@ultraniusmaximus1536]

@@AmishMicrowave Did you seriously just post that? Wow. Could you really not tell I was being facetious? Try a little less "lol"-ing, and try using that meatball you have upstairs a litte more.

[@lepangolin4080]

@@ultraniusmaximus1536 Thank you for bringing the world some fun. At least thank to US flatearthling, I'm pretty reassure about my own country and how things aren't that all f*cked up. People at least have better education, better health care and better life. Like the reality show where you mock people for the way they behave. But here the reality show is the news from US x)

[@ultraniusmaximus1536]

@@lepangolin4080 You're welcome.

[@Plaguebearer7]

The fact we are discussing this in the 21st century is worrying.

[@alainlefebvre9860]

Explains the Trump presidency. Sad.

[@oldschool3484]

Pepe4358 _ Thats what they said to Galileo in his century..

[@oldschool3484]

steve naylor you saying GODS word is false ? You are really blind. Has nothing to do with science. Yes science has been manipulated for political agendas. That is a Fact !

[@Del3691]

​@@oldschool3484 I would happily say LOUDLY that the just because some Trump voting Corona denying creationist Flat Earther says something IS Gods word DOES NOT make it so, and anything YOU (or similar edumacationally challenged lizard brain freaks ) says IS the word of God 100% most definitely IS NOT! and the world is round sunshine!

[@oldschool3484]

Ariako Ishikawa You are one ignorant SOB. First off, that is BS ! Your statement is false ! More people were killed , especially in the 20 th. Entury by Communists and Socialist dictators. Usually took Christians to stop it. Not going to get into a biblical discussion with someone who definitely seems to have a chip on their shoulders about Jesus and the Bible. One thing is for sure, NASA LIED and the Earth is not what we have been told. PERIOD ! End of Story !

[@isaacgraff8288]

I once asked a flat earther about 'If you keep going west, why do you end up in the east?" His answer boiled down to, shit you not, Pac-Man Physics. If you leave the left side of the screen you appear on the right side of the screen. I still do not understand how this could possibly work.

[@tenhundredkills]

Reading that comment genuinely made me laugh out loud!

[@smakmyass3276]

Or just ask them to explain sunset because even minecraft debunks their "science and evidence"

[@elimsyldog4858]

Lmao 😂 FOH 💀

[@DibIrken]

Pac-Man physics. Lol!

[@DibIrken]

@mohammed ilyas why don't you do it.

[@SleekDiamond41]

The Netflix documentary Around the Curve has my favorite example of flat earthers They came up with a surprisingly scientific experiment involving a gyroscope to measure the actual curvature of the earth. They laid out the explanation for what evidence would prove that the earth is round, and what would prove the earth is flat It proved the earth is round Their conclusion: magical sky beams interfered with their measurements

[@jamaldeep13]

Better yet: they then went to the trouble of buying a zero Gauss chamber to block out these "heavenly energies" It still proved the Earth is round

[@THE-BUNKEN-DRUM]

"Thanks Bob." 😆

[@wheelie642]

All a person needs is to fly into Chicago at night to see the curvature.. trust me

[@mikekasich836]

"Why do people believe in flat Earth?" Because they're stupid. That's all there is to it. They're stupid. And I mean that legitimately. They are too stupid to understand basic things

[@racheyrox724]

Lol i remember that he just kept saying “ hmmm interesting”😂

[@neonclear8500]

6:04 You could run a survey in which the only question is "Are you currently taking a survey?" and 5% of people will still answer "Not sure"

[@tobiaswilhelmi4819]

Reminds me of the time where those telephone polls were a thing. You had to grab the phone, dial the number and pay a considerable amount of money and yet still there were people who did just that just to vote for "I don't care".

[@thoughtfulalbatros9683]

@@tobiaswilhelmi4819 when apathy comes at a cost

[@thevocatiousunspeakables709]

"Taking a survey" is something that only happens in our mind. In reality, we are just pressing lead onto a piece of paper, so perhaps it would not be unwarranted

[@treckaartisan4871]

5% of 8 billion... thats still too high a density of stupidity.

[@tyskbulle]

For awhile I questioned the moon landing, then I remembered that 25 years earlier mankind split the atom. And 4000 years ago we built the pyramids. All the while I am sending messages at the speed of light across the globe.

[@ShadowLynx777]

Well speed of electricity and signal waves. But yeah sure "light"

[@ParkerUAS]

@@ShadowLynx777 , would speed of radiation suffice?

[@textman09]

The speed of information as it's called. Far faster than the speed of light. Watch a video on quantum entanglement

[@ShadowLynx777]

@@ParkerUAS That'd actually be slower XD

[@ShadowLynx777]

@@textman09 That's cosmic information though, that is special. We're sending information on energy using cables and transmitters. Very very different stuff.

[@zakbzak7]

The only thing to fear is sphere itself.

[@Jesse-bb4qj]

Don't you fear falling off the basketball? And who is upside down the united states or Australia?

[@EmmEff72]

That was flat out funny.

[@Proton_N]

I see what you did there 😌😂

[@mattterry1255]

Genius-level pun! Congrats!

[@zakbzak7]

@@mattterry1255 I can't take credit. I've heard it a dozen times.

[@u1849ka]

"Only believe in things you can see for yourself. Also, there's an ice wall around the disc that no-one has ever seen for themselves, but trust me bro."

[@adamboi17]

Well that’s because NASA and the CIA has the men in black on the ice wall taking you if you get close enough and then replacing you with an NPC or lizard person

[@Maikeru110572]

One of my favourite Flat-Earther statements is that they have thousands of members around the globe.

[@harvbegal6868]

And the immediate response to that statement. "Say that again but slower."

[@johncomeau6896]

ROTFLMAO

[@negotiableaffections]

...and they use mobile phone technology to talk to each other...

[@lasso79ify]

😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Lauren080508]

hahahaha!

[@andrewjohnson6716]

This video really didn’t touch on “why” people believe this. I’d like to forward my theory. Having engaged with many flat-earthers I have found some commonalities in all of those with whom I have spoken. All of them share a misunderstanding of core concepts of science. I don’t believe that is the key as many people share that and have the capacity to realize that principles that have been proven are true whether you personally master them or not. The other aspect that they all seem to share is that they are people with a self-image that is honestly above them while living a life that they see as beneath them. My theory is that as long as one clings to an idea that they are a member of a select few that “can see the truth” and are “too smart and open-minded to be brainwashed” it gives them an escape from the idea that perhaps they are not living up to their full potential. That perhaps their life is much smaller than it could be.

[@stormisuedonym4599]

That's pretty common to almost all conspiracy theorists.

[@SovietReunionYT]

Ugh. It's like you're describing my mother. And I get the brunt of it since me becoming wealthy and sharing it with her seems to be her only hope of improving her life.

[@uuouuo5480]

I have a theory which some will find controversial: They're morons.

[@Heathcoatman]

It's basically a version of the Dunning Kruger effect.

[@alwaysovercomingbear4809]

You just described most humans....

[@marlonagrimano2937]

and they call it a "global" conspirancy...

[@mickytwoknives]

OOoooo ...........lol

[@jasonarthurs3885]

It's the only thing they got right.

[@litterallyjustwater]

The only 2 things the flat earth society have right is the moon orbits the earth and they call it a "global" conspiracy

[@jjevans1693]

Flat earth society is run by globe heads to make it seem ridiculous. This guy is out of touch.

[@jjevans1693]

@Some Guy ?? Proper English please.

[@MegusKhan]

Here are five undeniable scientific facts that make flat earth theory an impossible model. 1. Size of the sun observed in the sky: When observed the sun takes up the same “degrees of space” in the observable sky. This is only possible for a very large object being very far away. In all flat earth theories the sun is a small object moving relatively close to earth shining a spotlight of “day time” upon the surface of the earth. The relatively observed ”degrees of space” taken up by the sun should start as very small at sun rise, be observed to be 3x-5x times larger in the sky at Noon (based on theorized size of the sun and distance from the earth’s surface proposed in the various versions of flat earth models). The sun would then get smaller and smaller in the sky as it approaches sunset. 2. The pattern of the tides. The double low and high tide patterns as seen on earth are only possible if the moon is rotating around a spherical earth. No math models in any flat earth theory can explain the observed tide cycle. 3. Sky Rotation changing. From time lapse studies, we know from the observable sky at night what appears to be a sky rotating counterclockwise in the northern hemisphere and clockwise in the southern hemisphere. This is only possible on a rotating globe. In fact in flat earth models, the sun and northern star (Polaris) should ALWAYS be visible at night. 4. Shadow angles at Noon. Put two tall sticks in the ground 100 yards apart. Watch what happens at Noon. In a flat earth model there should be a time when the shadows cast by the sticks are pointing in opposite directions as the small relatively close sun passes over head. This doesn’t occur the shadows are cast at always the same angle of projection. This is only possible with a globe rotating to reveal a very large very far away sun. 5. Sundials move “clockwise” north of the equator. Sundials move “counter clockwise” south of the equator. This cannot happen on a flat earth with a small sun flying through the sky.

[@panckreous]

This assumes you're qrguing with a rational person playing by the same rules as us (logic, science, reality...) Here, I'll pretend to be one of them for a moment and show how easy it is to refute all of your well-thought-out, perfectly-explained, accurate arguments: "nuh-uh"

[@shawnglade790]

Lmao!

[@ApolloniusOfTyana0]

What we see is the result of a giant projector putting the image on the sky-screen. You are accepting the simulation, I see.

[@marccolten9801]

I'll tell you who is most pissed by the Flat Earth theory - the Hollow Earthers. No one even talks about their crackpot theory any more.

[@thejudgmentalcat]

Sir Sic did, this one guy said the door to the underworld was on an island but no one can get to it. His claim is if the earth is full of hot magma, then why is it cold in caves.

[@scottmantooth8785]

a Flat Earth Vs. Hollow Earth MMA smack down cage fight would be interesting...i'd buy tickets for that one

[@siddokis2945]

@@thejudgmentalcat a friend of mine works in a mine in northern Canada and he said he sweats every day, all day down there.

[@thejudgmentalcat]

@Greg Moonen I know this. The hollow-earther does not.

[@cheeseyjrdude4751]

@MRGRUMPY53 Im fairly certain it's been around longer. If I remember correctly, Jules Verne wrote Journey to the Center of the Earth after hearing about it, could easily be wrong on that part though

[@crumpeteer6477]

Someone wrote: "It's very difficult to argue with an intelligent person but it's impossible to argue with an ignorant one". True words indeed.

[@sandraal2585]

That was Bill Murray

[@3nertia]

"Never argue with stupid people. They'll drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience" - Mark Twain

[@GORILLA_PIMP]

The only thing that matters is people don't TRY an argue with me Period

[@sandraal2585]

@@GORILLA_PIMP but what if you are wrong and someone tried to correct you but in a healthy debating kind of way?

[@GORILLA_PIMP]

@@sandraal2585 Because it's not about "being right or wrong" lmfao It's about not challenging me

[@77gravity]

How to debate a Flat Earther - walk away in a straight line until you disappear below the horizon. QED.

[@reddragon3132]

bUt PerSpeTivE!

[@dbillionaer]

Daaaaaaaaamn good one

[@jamesguy1030]

77gravity ~ Yeah, And then the Flat Earther will take out their P900 Camera & bring you Straight back into focus. . . Lol . .

[@brnt034]

Nope. A telescope will bring that person who "walked over the curve" right back into focus. Or binoculars. Or the P900/P1000. Globetards believe light can bend around corners and curves!! LOL

[@mikew8914]

Wrong. This is know as Perspective.

[@PaulTheCyclist.]

I remember watching a documentary not that long ago that followed a group of flat earthers who set out to confirm that the Earth was flat, and basically, after every experiment that proved them wrong they simply changed the narrative to suit the results. In a nutshell, they were wrong and could not prove the Earth was flat.

[@iamnotamused317]

Hence the beginning of the term "thanks Bob".

[@Hkizzie]

That’s basically religion in general. Only accept any evidence that supports your belief, throw out all evidence that disproves it.

[@Софија-крафт]

​@@Hkizzieno one asked I declare jihad on you

[@filmandfirearms]

@@Hkizzie Flat earth has nothing to do with religion, that's a modern idea. Besides, you can definitively, scientifically prove the shape of the earth, and it was first done thousands of years ago. You can't show any evidence that directly disproves the existence of any deity. You can explain the mechanism behind certain phenomena attributed to deities, but you can't prove or disprove if a deity was responsible for it happening. In fact, scientists for thousands of years viewed science not as a way of replacing or disproving God, but of understanding how He operates, and when you understand how He does what He does, you can better understand why He does it

[@beyolgrenlef5001]

​@@filmandfirearms Keep your god out of science.

[@Emanon...]

The Key Word is "Believe". You have a right to your beliefs. But denying facts is not belief. It's just plain ignorance.

[@Helperbot-2000]

Right!

[@kmaterne]

Facts?? How do you know something is fact that’s told to you on your idiot box in your living room?

[@Emanon...]

@Eriko. Oy Yeah I guess youre right about that. Usually when people cling on to their "truth" despite evidence of the contrary atrocities and calamity follows. I pity people who believe they are the only purveyors of the truth

[@Emanon...]

@@kmaterne Reading. Critical analysis. Corroborating evidence. Rinse and repeat. And as always: Who stands to gain? Ie "Food pyramids". "Minimum 2 liters of water daily". "Iran and Venezuela are evil (oil)". "Israel is the good guy (waiting for Jesus)". Diamonds are rare. etc etc And of course the motherload: USA #1...

[@unarammer2003]

@@Emanon..."school" is forced government indoctrination void of the truth of Jesus Christ..designed to fill the children's heads with useless nonsense and outright lies...big bang,lol...evilution, lmao...spinning globe,smh...

[@emomuzz5883]

I LOVE flat-earthers! They make me feel smarter!

[@berniethekiwidragon4382]

I'd rather be surrounded in the knowledge and comfort that there are people smarter than I.

[@howard7689]

Okay I believe that the earth is a ball chasing after the sun at the speed of light in an elliptical pattern with the moon and stars trailing after because I was told to in school, but wouldn't dream of making fun of someone else who has things he can point to to support another idea.

[@berniethekiwidragon4382]

B

[@euanoneill8398]

@@howard7689 “at the speed of light” you mean, as in, the speed at which light has the possibility to travel at, although almost never does?

[@ogrehaslayers605]

@@howard7689 no. I just know that you don’t have a fucking clue what you’re talking about, can’t back up your shitty nonsensical claims, and are too stupid to pull yourself out of your shithole of conspiracy theories.

[@kazineverwind5267]

Their model is wrong. The Earth disc sits atop four elephants, who themselves stand on the back of a sea turtle. Also time is a cube.

[@SanilJadhav711]

Idk about time being a cube, but Earth is actually a cube. A cube...just like my Minecraft world

[@vikingskuld]

No no no its TURTLES ALL THEWAY DOWN REALLY BIG OLD TURTLES BUT TURTLES LOL

[@Hugh_I]

Y'all missing the big picture here. The real question is: what is the sex of the big turtle?

[@sparcism_2901]

Haha love you for this

[@puritypower3106]

I can understand why the majority will believe the Earth is round because the concept of the globe has been programmed in our minds all our life.It would be wise to have a open mind about everything we know of today....I’m just saying.

[@k.s.k.7721]

I read a fascinating comment by a psychologist who has a policy of refusing to treat any patient that claims the earth is flat: he has found that they usually have underlying mental health issues and symptoms that need psychiatric care and perhaps medication. He therefore refers those prospective patients to a higher level medical professional. While this is not a causation situation, there is correlation between the firmly held belief in a flat earth belief and symptoms of larger problems.

[@clueless4085]

Huh. Imagine that.

[@kellharris2491]

That's interesting. Probably a good point.

[@ankhpom9296]

Could the same be said of MAGA followers?

[@thommanley]

@@ankhpom9296 Excellent question. It certainly seems likely.

[@seansteel3326]

I know only one guy at my previous workplace who was a flat earther, and yeah, he had serious mental issues. Doesn't mean they all have, I wouldnt be able to say that with certainty.

[@garrettwhitener3385]

The funny thing is if we took a champion of champion among the flat earthers to space and they confirmed the earth is round they would then be written off as bought by NASA.

[@Darkstormsun9865]

nah they would say the windows are special effects.

[@albertbresca8904]

the flat earthers provide the rest of us plenty of amusement.. mind you all that wasted effort trying to prove the earth is flat..... mind you i don't think they would be so enthusiastic about something else if they beleive the earth was round....

[@jaymac7203]

They are liars who ignore evidence because of their need to feel special!

[@marcelstockli9306]

@@Darkstormsun9865 CGI!!🥳🤣😂🤣🤸🤡

[@hatlessjet7802]

Is this true? 😂

[@ninjaswordtothehead]

Remember when we thought it was the lack of access to information that was holding people back? It's not. It's not that at all.

[@blenderbanana]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/m5bFq4mmptJqY9U

[@shaunsteele8244]

are lies considered "information" now?

[@ninjaswordtothehead]

@@shaunsteele8244 Depends on who you ask.

[@AngryReptileKeeper]

It gets worse when you realize that stupid people reproduce the most.

[@sally8708]

@@AngryReptileKeeper That’s the result of people consuming relentless mythology and misinformation related to fertility, conception, and pregnancy. It used to be just dumb stuff teenagers heard from an older sibling and passed around in a relatively small group, but it is significantly more proliferative these days. No, laying still after sex does not prevent pregnancy. No, jumping up and down after sex does not prevent pregnancy. No, you cannot get pregnant from a toilet seat or hot tub. Yes, you can get pregnant if sperm contacts your vulva even if it wasn’t initially released inside the vagina. No, birth control does not cause abortions (guys really like to believe that the magic happens the second they release, but there’s at least a week before a blastocyst implants in the uterine wall, at which point pregnancy occurs). Trying to explain to someone the whole timeline of the process is an effort in futility. But really, if you’ve decided to hate a thing, shouldn’t you at least know how it works? Okay I got off on a tangent, but my initial point was relevant as to the specific area of ignorance which causes more widespread reproduction.

[@WilcrezTheWanderer]

My favorite part of flat earth people is that Bob Knodel made a whole-ass documentary and bought a $20,000 gyroscopic laser to prove the Earth is flat... only to discover it WASN'T flat, and decided that since he didn't like that, the evidence didn't matter.

[@spfadden082711]

Hahaha I saw that!

[@fallen4life080]

Even worse is that they're now trying to find ways to force the gyroscope to show a flat earth and they don't realize how biasedly faulty that logic is. It's like me trying to prove gravity doesn't exist and after dropping rocks over and over i then let go of a helium balloon and act like i proved my point.

[@barryomahony4983]

And they could have instead gone and looked at a Foucault pendulum, or built one themselves. Much easier and cheaper.

[@fallen4life080]

@@barryomahony4983 Don't understimate flat earthers confirmation bias and special pleading. They claim that Foucault pendulums work because the "dome" earth sits under is spinning...which would result in similar results or they claim the earth is rotating as a disk at 24hr/day intervals but the sun is traveling much faster around the disk.

[@slevinchannel7589]

Hbomberguy did a Single Awesome Video about Flat-Earth and so did Wisecrack; but some are even specialized on it: Like Sci Man Dan, who did a Thousand Videos of High Quality.

[@RobRoss]

Like all cult beliefs, some people need to believe they have secret knowledge that only they and their in-group possesses, to make them feel whole.

[@orko714]

"Anyone who claims something is foolproof drastically underestimates the ingenuity of complete fools."

[@AmaryInkawult]

I was a fool so I still get around now and then through sheer dumb luck.

[@maximeprometheas]

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[@niniv2706]

Or goes to church, prays in a temple or rams pedestrians with a lorry for voices in his head . Flat Earth is as real as the 4200 other religious virus in humans brains . Let's make it 4201 just to annoy Orko ;)

[@stephenle-surf9893]

Sounds like a old usmc instructor saying, put a new recruit in a padded room with two steel ball bearings and one hour later he'll have broken one and lost the other!

[@niniv2706]

@@stephenle-surf9893 90% of humanity believes ON FAITH in angels ... Let that sink in before talking "smart" ... Unless YOU are an anti - theist ... Take a number to the padded dorm .

[@angryhairpeice]

My friend was a Flat Earther. We watched a few videos. One was about a plane that left China heading to LA. An emergency (Pregnant woman went into labor) forced them to land in Alaska. On the map it looked like they made a hard left and flew twice the distance as LA would be. We went to a store. Found a globe, used my lanyard to plot the closest distance from the two points on the map. It almost went over the southern tip of Alaska. I watched the Flat Earth drain out of his brain in real time.

[@squidjpeg9925]

Sometimes I wish I had a flat Earther friend so I can bully him out of his ignorant belief 😆

[@angryhairpeice]

@@squidjpeg9925 I bullied no one. I educated him.

[@oddimusprime1769]

Awesome

[@SRWill64]

Yeah, that's why aviators and navigators use a special map called a Mercator map which makes the landmasses and such look bigger the closer to the poles one gets because the Earth isn't flat! They use it to be able to accurately navigate a course.

[@RayleighCriterion]

So you're saying the globe is just a spherical projection of the flat Earth?

[@jeffbguarino]

My wife's niece came from Guyana to Canada in 1995 and she was 15 years old. We were talking about how Winnipeg is 1 hour different from Guyana because we are on central time. And she wondered why and I told her because the world is round and we are more west. She told us she didn't know the world was round. Also in Vietnam in the 1960's the people were shown maps from Americans and laughed and said you can't make maps and they believed the world was flat. Most people now have more education. But is was not that long ago that a large number of people just thought the world was flat because the topic never came up and so no one even got to the stage to question it. The people were more worried about farming and getting food.

[@AG-io5wr]

"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent." Qui-Gon Jinn

[@navelpicker]

You mean George Lucas...

[@AG-io5wr]

@@navelpicker Clever you are.

[@Oraelius]

It certainly didn't make Qui-Gon intelligent.

[@DoremiFasolatido1979]

Nah, cogent speech does make one intelligent. But intelligence does not equal sapience.

[@davechan8613]

“Meesa tinkin the Earthum be flatten.” -Some idiot

[@conradgittins4476]

On his return from space Yuri Gagarin was asked 'did the earth look round', to which he replied 'yes, but I don't think it saw me'.

[@alvaronavarro4895]

And that means.....?

[@thomasmaughan4798]

@@alvaronavarro4895 "And that means.....?" It's laugh out loud funny! A slightly more correct reading is "did the earth look around" did YOU look around to see what there is to see?

[@alvaronavarro4895]

@@thomasmaughan4798 OOh I got It now!

[@wouldntyouliketoknow1477]

Did he say it in English?

[@siebenzwei87]

@@wouldntyouliketoknow1477 no I think he said that in Russian

[@asdf9890]

I can't fathom that people actually take this seriously, it's insane. And those lunatics just need to take a long walk, hopefully they find their "edge" of the Earth.

[@ailexx3377]

Well they can't, since the South Pole "is guarded by NASA Aliens obliterating any Explorer that comes there."

[@halamadruuid2380]

The Lovely Mel Chan bruh, there is no ice wall, I went around the earth, with cars, planes, etc. there is no end, because a ball doesn’t have an edge

[@lesliekilgore648]

unfortunately, according to them they'll just walk in a huge circle and end up right back where they started. standing next to you. like a boomerang of idiocy. :>

[@RenRen2453]

I half hope their dream comes true and they just “fall” off the earth somehow. Reduce the stupid

[@theblackswan2373]

...,or a pier.

[@loganmaximus2160]

Almost a decade ago, I discovered online that there were people who believed the Earth was flat. I began arguing with them. I tried to understand what made them believe what they believe and thought of ways to debunk their beliefs in indisputable ways. Here are some examples: -Flat earthers said that Antarctica surrounded the Earth, was comprised of 75-150 foot tall ice walls that could not be traversed, and if you somehow did manage to traverse the wall machine-gun-carrying NASA guards would turn you away. I really thought to even think this was truly hilarious. Do these people even realize that you can just book a trip to Antarctica and go there yourself to see that none of this is true? I mean... let's go! Let's go in person and see that none of this is true in reality. See for yourself that there are no continuous tall ice walls and no NASA guards. I'm guessing that flat earthers don't have much money because none took me up on the offer -They were so convinced that the whole global concept was a means of controlling the populous. They somehow merged the globalist "New World Order", which is really about people capitalizing on a unified world government, whereby the word global doesn't refer to the shape of the planet, but the encapsulation of all governments of the world. They don't seem to understand this distinction. Further, they then use MK-Ultra and merge that into their unhinged beliefs for some reason. Then, they claim this is all because of the Rothschilds and Rockerfellers, etc. Then, I asked them a couple of questions: 1) How is it that these people or governments are going to somehow control me more or less just because of the shape of the planet? I mean, if the Earth is round or flat, from a government perspective... my life doesn't change in either case. From a controlling me perspective, nothing changes. My life from a governing perspective isn't affected by the shape of the planet. They of course had no answer for this and merely resorted to ad hominem attacks about how clueless I was and how they felt sorry for me.... even though they are the ones who couldn't answer the simplest of questions 2) Why? Why would anybody require the Earth being round in my mind, or the populous in general? What is the end game? What's it all about? The answer? Seriously... the answer was: so the government could get your money. THAT'S IT! That is all they had! So, I informed them that the government ALREADY has our money they collect in the form of taxes and that they already give many billions a year to NASA, out of a $4 trillion sum in federal revenue a year, and they don't need my understanding or permission to give NASA money because they already have my money and can spend it however Congress decides to do so in their budget. Me believing the world is some shape has literally no effect on anything with regard to them taking my money and giving it to NASA. Again, they had no response to this. So, they cannot even come up with a plausible reason that they can effectively explain in any legitimate fashion that even begins to provide a motive for their make-believe claims. Add-on: No lie, this one Australian guy was really smug about his flat earth positions and attempted to execute a live experiment on the spot on video that "proved" for sure just how the Earth simply cannot be a globe. The experiment? He had a deflated soccer ball and he used his garden hose to spray water on it to show that the water fell off and didn't stick to the ball! HAHAHAHAHA! Seriously! That was it!!! He is completely scientifically brainless! He didn't even consider for a second that the gravity of the Earth, due to its much larger mass than the ball, would overpower any sort of gravitational effects a tiny little ball could even hope to produce. This guy is all flat earthers. Just stupid and wrong.

[@jannaswanson271]

Now we are seeing the "extraterrestrials" and UFO narrative unfold. This would not be possible if people believed in the firmament of God. Our entire world is God's creation. The Bible says this, "The coming of the lawless one will be accompanied by the working of Satan, with every kind of power, sign, and false wonder, and with every wicked deception directed against those who are perishing, because they refused the love of the truth that would have saved them. For this reason God will send them a powerful delusion so that they believe the lie, in order that judgment may come upon all who have disbelieved the truth and delighted in wickedness." 2 Thessalonians 2:9-12 Don't believe it if you want but this world is passing away.

[@JustJezBeingJez]

You can literally watch how flat earth works as an entity atm. A few pro flat earth people have accepted a free trip to perform the final experiment, is there 24 hour sun in Antarctica? As I write this the priests have already banned these once flat earth loyalists, labelled them as shills and plants and are scrambling to have the script of a second sun ready to dispute their evidence. It's amusing for several reasons. It really shows what lengths the high priests need to go to keep their miniscule income coming in from the grift. Rather than accept any form of science they need to insert their own science (if you can even call it that) to explain something that then becomes even more outlandish than it was to begin with.

[@bigbadseed7665]

"Dropping out of school at the tender age of nine..." And now it all makes sense.

[@manoman0]

Fridays For Future!

[@haroldsen4238]

Most flat earthers act like 9 year olds, so it makes sense

[@philaypeephilippotter6532]

*Dropping out of school* or *dropped on the head at school?*

[@MsPegasus1001]

@@philaypeephilippotter6532 in thinking more he mother drank while pregnant, dr dropped him on his head at birth and he dropped out of school because he was too stupid to learn.

[@SieMiezekatze]

My dad is a flat earther he drop from high school

[@Huildnotreal]

Flat Earthers - "Only accept that which we can see with our own eyes and prove with our own efforts" Also Flat Earthers - "The Earth is surrounded by an ice wall which we can't prove because NASA is guarding it" logic

[@tulkdog]

Alvin Tay Freaking NASA!

[@t.b.5115]

And how can they prove specifically NASA is guarding it? It hurts to think about the bullshit. NASA isn't a global police force. FFS.

[@Claytone-Records]

Admittedly NASA no longer does much, but they are going to guard a wall...of ice. Where did this wall of ice come from?

[@Spartan0430]

@@t.b.5115 they don't need to prove it, they just need to sound convincing enough to confuse the layman

[@t.b.5115]

@@Spartan0430 True. Maybe we could convince people large dogs are small horses. See where that takes us.

[@burnerjack01]

So, every world sailor and every transcontinental airline pilot all keep the Flat Earth a secret. Nobody cracks and spills the beans? That is an amazingly solid conspiracy!

[@frantisekvrana3902]

Do not forget every person who climbed a tall mountain. If the Earth was flat with north geological pole being in the center, visible terrain would not line up with maps (curving northward more than it should according to spherical maps), and they would see the Sun at night (it would have to be higher than all mountains, thus be visible from them).

[@basklooster3574]

I am in the conspiracy. I sailed all 7 seas. And there is a big ice wall. Don't tell anybody I told you.

[@alexandergausJTP]

Exactly what I thought. NOWHERE people are so consistent in their lies. (I hope, what I typed made sense. I am german- and you can't always translate figures of speech)

[@lonnyhandwork422]

Every sailor, pilot, most every person in the sciences, engineers.... oh, and me clearly (30 years as an airforce navigator).

[@burnerjack01]

@@basklooster3574 Go back and make a video. Let's see who can crack the spherical Earth conspiracy first!

[@Draw2quit]

If the curvature of the earth as viewed from an airliner is due to the shape of the windows, why doesn't the terminal building look curved when you're on the runway.

[@gay4femboys]

They would probably say it has something to do with the cabin pressurization. Like somehow the windows morph just the right way when there is such a pressure difference.

[@christiandtorres9843]

i have to say, i admire him for being able to keep a straight face during the whole video and not busting into laughs

[@jo-annebotha9609]

you should see his video on the 'moon landing was fake' conspiracy theory - he couldn't manage it there.🤣

[@Spectre4913]

They edited that part out.

[@fiazc846]

What's there to laugh? A majority of people agreeing upon a lie doesn't make it a truth. I firmly believe that the earth is flat and no one can change it cause I am not one of you sheeps who agree with everything the government says. They are controlling you wake up.

[@christiandtorres9843]

@@fiazc846 i actually encourage people to think differently and yes, you are right, different opinions and believes are not to be laugh upon. i happen to live on a country where the government canot even control its own way of thinking, let alone the thinking of the people of the country, so the government, at least the one here, has nothing to do with the way i think. i firmly believe that earth is round (a geoide actually) and i do it because i my rational thinking and the things i have observed around the world led me to that conclusion. if you believe differently good for you, i might laugh out of sheer humor, just as you can laugh at me for my way of thinking, i wouldnt take it as a disrespect, we just agree to disagree. thank you for thinking differently, great discoveries have been made thanks to people that had the courage to think outside of the box. sadly here there is nothing new to find, earth is the way it is and thats it (whatever way you think it is). maybe earth is flat.... its just that nothing finds a reasonable, understandable, accurate and absolute way to probe it. being round has been proben in all sort of reasonable, understandable, accurate and absolute ways. you sir have a great day! all the bests!

[@Spectre4913]

@@fiazc846 I wasn't aware the US government was around 2000 years ago when some Greek dude figured out the circumference of the earth. Just wondering who was president when Jesus was born.

[@JH-qy7zw]

I've found that most flat earthers I have spoken with stems from a deep distrust of the government. Majority of them believed in the globe, but it was something the government did that led them to begin expecting the opposite to be true. For example: your video exposing Japan's refusal to acknowledge their actions in WW2, when a japanese person finds out the truth, they become disillusioned. This can lead them to questioning everything they had ever been taught by government. Flat earther's, from my experience, have become disillusioned by government lies (example: WMD's etc.), and at some point, they fight everything the government tells them. Honestly, once I figured out it was a reaction, or a symptom if you will, it gave me a lot more patience. "I am not upset that you lied to me, I am upset that from now on I can't believe you" - neitzsche

[@paulgibbon5991]

The dangerous thing is that those who profit from conspiracies are actively working to further corrode trust in any official institutions. Did you notice how the WHO and CDC were under constant attack by anti-vaxxers saying they were part of the Big Vague Conspiracy? Do you notice how the Trumplican strategy is to attack the legitimacy of the Democratic government based on spurious claims of election fraud, therefore legitimising their own extreme rhetoric and political violence from their supporters? Do you notice how the far-right politicians love to claim they're not actually politicians like the corrupt liberal Establishment?

[@GameTime-yj6qv]

Makes sense. Flat earthers do have a mistrust of the government. They believe in many other conspiracies and basically don't believe anything the government says.

[@michaelandrews5499]

Great point. And I’m afraid in the era of all the lies around Covid this distrust has gotten much worse

[@ldubt4494]

And that's true for ALL conspiracy theories.

[@palomarjack]

I'm don't trust the government either, no one should. But I refuse to disbelieve what my senses and logic dictates because of it.

[@Gastell0]

Flat earth society should be really worried about global warming, if the ice melts, there goes all our water over the edge!

[@akehapkap6143]

😂😂😂

[@JackieWelles]

remember we are all living under the dome ^^ which means if ice wall surounding the edges will melt and whole water will rush in and flood all the continents. Unless the ice wall is outside the dome which would defeat all the porpoise of the ice wall.

[@MissBlueEyeliner]

Jeeeeeez Didn’t you know that global warming is a hoax

[@JackieWelles]

@@MissBlueEyeliner 😄 right totally forgot about like just like everything else is gov conspiracy

[@MissBlueEyeliner]

Mr. Fox the government have made frogs gay to use a secret military weapon.

[@LanceRulau]

Whistler's content (multiple KZbin channels) is top quality. Insightful, humorous, and always engaging, Whistler carries the short content with his own brand of audacious cheek. Truly entertaining stuff 😂

[@tomgjgj]

Wait so, a guy spent 20,000 dollars and ten years of his time designing and building a rocket that could take him up only several hundred feet and didn't think to just make a hot-air balloon that could take him way higher with exponentially less cost and effort? Really makes you think. Or not, I guess.

[@easy_s3351]

I think he expected it to go a bit higher. But since he was using flat earth science his calculations were way off. He must have thought he could use the ever accelerating earth to give him some extra boost.

[@yungkidnf]

The WORSE part of it all is he actually tried to send himself up in a rocket a few months ago, but it failed and crashed to the earth, killing him.

[@FrontLineMarine84]

you perfectly described flat earth logic

[@ristopaasivirta9770]

The hot air balloons are too close to the shape of a sphere so they confuse him.

[@tomgjgj]

@@ristopaasivirta9770 Nice one.

[@killermode5926]

"You know, maybe there's a good reason donkeys shouldn't talk." ~Shrek

[@realmalcontent1029]

So wise

[@nokuhobune]

Wise words flat earth denier

[@Wertsir]

Conspiracy theories are like onions.

[@Tcrror]

@@nokuhobune LMFAO. Dude, you people are even dumber than Trumpers. Somehow. I realize that most of you ARE Trumpers, btw, which is just hilarious.

[@nokuhobune]

@@Tcrror cope harder round earther

[@RealDonfromBroward]

My dad is a hardcore flat earther and I work in the GIS field. Needless to say, the mental gymnastics that I've witnessed him pull off over the years has been astounding lol. The very foundation of my job/career is based on the proven fact that the Earth is spherical. He doesn't think I'm a part of the global conspiracy though (lmfao) but he does claim that I'm being tricked by my employer...because.....you know.....they can manipulate all the tools I use to map the Earth. Anyhow, my real point really is that our relationship is somewhat weird based on the fact that I view him as someone who is living in a delusion...but it's my dad. I would imagine there are many ppl out there with similar experiences based on family/loved ones who believe really outlandish things that aren't based on evidence.

[@slevinchannel7589]

Show him the videos of Professor Dave Explains. HIs 4-parter is AIRTIGHT.

[@greyrock9747]

Yeah, I have a PhD and do GIS for a living. It doesn't matter how well educated you are or how well you can explain science. People living in delusion will find a way to dismiss you as being a dupe if you interfere with their fantasy.

[@roxannepearls901]

I’m so sorry about your dad. I feel your pain. My brother is a sovereign citizen so I understand delusion.

[@Mylork]

religion?

[@rais1953]

He's your father and has special rights for all that he's done to raise you. Not equal to your mother but special all the same. You are doing the right thing to humour him. When COVID dies down try to bring him for a vacation in a country he thinks can't exist. Apparently we Australians can't exist in a flat earth.

[@vanrozay8871]

I'm over 80 and can't remember when there were no flat-Earthers; on slow news days, "human interest" coverage would profile such believers, with little editorial comment, the assumption being we'd all have a laugh. So nothing new; just attention seeking jerks. Too bad they CAN"T fall off the edge.

[@FadingNewDawn]

The most impressive thing about this video is your ability to read their positions with a straight face. Well done as always

[@TaiyelKynoska]

'You can only believe what you can see with your eyes' As a blind person I guess nothing is real

[@yoseifhaph1020]

Omg that is awesome

[@jchinckley]

I guess you must be well read. Sorry, I couldn't help myself. Your humorous comment dredged it out of me.

[@paladin313]

And if nothing is real, being blind, then I guess you've been to Strawberry Fields. Not only is nothing real, there's also nothing to get hung about.

[@MilesUmbrae]

Kinda amazing that the first person to calculate the circumference of the earth was just off by about 1%...

[@phildavenport4150]

Beats the crap out of all those morons who don't seem to understand that there is a circumference to find.

[@jannieschluter9670]

That first person did not calculate an existing circumference. He calculated the circumference under the ASSUMPTION that the ground was curved. Check for "Circular Reasoning" to get the point, Einstein. ;)

[@jannieschluter9670]

@@phildavenport4150 the joke is on you, doody.

[@FoeHammerTime]

@@jannieschluter9670 Actually, the fact itself that the shadows were different (or rather, that there was a shadow in one place and there wasn't one in another) *proves* that the ground *is* curved. This proof can be done today anywhere on the globe with basic tools and basic math, and will *always* yield a consistent result. It's 100% verifiable...unless...unless sticks, shadows, and geometry are all paid actors subverted by NASA. :O Wait! That's it! I've seen the light! Where do I join the Flat Earth Society? Let me in! Let me in! Let me in!

[@jannieschluter9670]

@@FoeHammerTime the ground is flat. You are easily deceived when you have already made up your mind.

[@robertfries6845]

Years ago, I spent a year at South Pole Station. Up there on the polar plateau, I would have noticed an ice wall if it had been there, don't you think?

[@jamaldeep13]

Yeah no they think the ice shelf itself is the ice wall. Apparently they have no idea that Antarctica has beaches

[@abelreyna8781]

They would say you had your memory erased by NASA.

[@wardrobegirl67]

The point is Antartica is the land mass surrounding the oceans, its height varies but land is the edge of water.

[@Yomam_Sophat]

You did notice. You're just lying about it.

[@scottishadonis]

@@Yomam_SophatWho is lying about what?

[@burgers1]

"you must only trust what your senses can prove to you!" Uses relativity to explain the flat Earth model. Uses "dark matter or aetheric wind" to explain the flat Earth model. Ignores your senses when you look out of a plane window. Ignores your senses when you look at ships disappearing bottom first. etc etc etc...

[@washizukanorico]

The best part is “don t trust your eyes when you see the sun rising or setting as it s just an optical illusion, the sun is actually circling around the North Pole” Like really? People actually believing this have two options : - getting shot in the head because that what they deserve - giving me their dealer s phone number cuz the shit is obviously terrific ...

[@Psittac20]

exactly "don't believe what others tell you".......... then tells them what to believe

[@jasonblalock4429]

@@Psittac20 It's absolutely amazing how often that basic attitude crops up in conspiracy theories of all types. "Be an independent thinker by believing exactly what WE say is true!"

[@HBK360MUSIC]

This guys just quoting the flat earth society, which is clearly a parody group. He did not mention or quote a single “flat earther”from this century. I in no way advocate for the earth being flat, but this guy spent 23 minutes on this video and we learned nothing. You’d think he’d actually pull up some of their most commonly used arguments and show in detail why they are wrong, but instead he cracked jokes and told us about flat earthers from the early-mid 20th century

[@ericferguson68]

@@HBK360MUSIC : You missed the point of the video. The questions I have are: 1. Is this real or just a troll campaign? 2. Who started this nonsense? I think this video got it right and addressed the relevant points. Simon doesn't attempt to debunk flat-eartherism because there is no need (as noted in the video, no educated person has believed in a flat earth for over 2,000 years).

[@ShadowAkatora]

"Only trust what you can see with your own eyes" Hasn't seen the edge of the Earth.

[@adrianb990]

Haven't seen actuall space

[@Surdeigt]

I haven't seen a kenguru. Therefore, they don't exist. Logic 🥴

[@ultraniusmaximus1536]

Trust what you see with your own eyes in your everyday life, not locations that the military will not let you reach even if you wanted to reach it.

[@otisdylan9532]

Actually, much of what they assert are things that they can't possibly have seen with their own eyes.

[@ultraniusmaximus1536]

@@otisdylan9532 Otis, you've seen the flat earth with your own eyes, but because of indoctrination over your lifetime, it's easy to miss. CGI images of space that are obviously fake, high-altitude weather balloon video where the horizon rises to you eye level, zero proof of gravity turning us around. Believe me, you've already experienced it.

[@beardlessdragon]

Welp, the fact that the movement was started by someone who stopped going to school at age 9 should tell people everything they need to know

[@anival9576]

That he wasn't brainwashed by organized education. ;-D

[@al5306]

@@anival9576 It means he's not smart. You need education, bud. Act grown.

[@amirtham5783]

@@kingdavey90 The earth is round. Deal with it.

[@kingdavey90]

@@amirtham5783 indeed it is

[@rossolini3588]

@@anival9576 you can rent a hot air balloon and see it for yourself

[@willis7148]

The idea that all world governments would come together for once on any one idea (let alone to keep it secret from the entire world) is quite preposterous.

[@JasonTaylor-po5xc]

I honestly thought this was a joke. A friend and co-worker many years ago told me he was part of the Flat Earth society - even had a card. He told me the math is just a little harder. Of course, he was joking. He joined because he thought it was funny. Since we are both in computer science - which are basically math majors - he thought I would appreciate the humor.

[@sjs9698]

i think part of the reason it continues is the internet pranksters who pretend to believe it's flat & help the fools who really believe it to generate new & ever more ridiculous 'explanations' for common debunking... it's hilarious for the pranksters no doubt, but wildly irresponsible imo.

[@phredphlintstone6455]

I like to argue with them and tell them that the earth is actually a cube

[@newenergyexperience434]

You have the first genuine response I've read Everyone else is just being a sheep quoting dead people looking for gotcha likes

[@scienceforensics5215]

JASON GLOBETARDS why the F* arguing - If you have Real Brains then answer these Rotation & Gravity questions kzbin.info/www/bejne/a4uakKNmYr15paM

[@anthonyg-7934]

@@scienceforensics5215 🤣🤦‍♂️

[@b.arborio2404]

As an "empty headed sailor" who's better with a compass than arguing, I've tried to explain to Flerfers how deficient their beliefs are, without success. I no longer bother, as the headache isn't worth it ---nor is their company on my sailboat. 🍸🔥🦉

[@JamesEvans-ow1wc]

It's not about the shape of the earth. It's their psychotic quirk of "I know something you don't"... When you debunk their irrationalisms, they see that as a personal attack and generate any lie to save thier feeling of dominance

[@litlack]

Dude, take me on your sailboat. I want to see this ice wall, or just hang on a sailboat.

[@flatearth9140]

@@JamesEvans-ow1wc WRONG !!!!!!!!

[@flatearth9140]

@@litlack IT DOESNT TAKE A ROCKET SURGEON TO KNOW YOUR CRAZY !!

[@jonmendelson1104]

@@flatearth9140 YOU'RE*

[@glennlaroche1524]

I ascribe to the theory that if the Earth WAS flat, cats would've knocked everything off the edge by now.

[@sciencetroll6304]

Yep, still the best proof.

[@ovizcarra8667]

Even though i think the earth is round you are wrong the stupid people's theories say there's a wall around the wall(edit)I mean earth

[@subliminal81]

No one knows what is the truth about our planet. We can believe in something...even if sometimes it called science.

[@rshelburg]

Damn. You one original sum bitch.

[@famouslastwords0791HR]

Can we retire this comment already?

[@solkatlol]

Crazy thing is, there doesn't "still" seem to be people who believe this, but people who believe this "again"

[@edgarpryor3233]

Walls of ice contain the oceans? Flat Earthers must really be concerned about disc warming.

[@kiriuxeosa8716]

We just need to find the suns light switch and turn it off for a bit

[@sarahb.6475]

😂

[@curtiswhiteheadjr1322]

🤣 That’s a good one! 🤣

[@robertlascelle1602]

@@kiriuxeosa8716 yep who care about look at this who care about shave hair with razer or fat men or skinny men shut off the lights

[@lynguy439]

Love the humor

[@Gooner333333333]

So the 1st person who said the Earth is flat, dropped out of school at 9? That explains a lot about flat Earthers

[@albertbresca8904]

interesting that he was a very good debater... and could talk anyone around or under...

[@StargateDav]

School is a joke... anyone with an above average of 90 IQ understands that school is pure evil indoctrination of the stupidity of our modern Era of lack of educational evidentiary science 🤔 that's why a SMART 9 yr old would drop out

[@gmr4life884]

@@StargateDav Anyone who has an education would immediately understand the logistical impossibility of FE to ever be maintained. You will be a coward and not even try to weasle you way through an explanation.

[@paulgibbon5991]

@@gmr4life884 And anyone who understands the 2020 election, the working of RNA vaccines, etc, would know those theories are impossible. But in the modern day, the disinformation merchants are extremely skilled at making educated people stupid.

[@omegatired]

Wait ... Aristotle had a 9th grade education? I sort of blame him because while other Greek thinkers had mathematical proof for a spherical earth, Aristotle, teacher and mentor of Alexander the Great, did not believe this and taught Alex that the world was flat. This belief was spread as he conquered a lot of the world. Oh, wait, at 9 years of age???

[@kenxclout]

A flat-earther's greatest fear is... Sphere itself.

[@xSlykiller]

Ken Fulton {Baby Elder} I love this

[@azreanaibrahim2721]

Nice

[@cindaschuster6725]

😂🤣😂

[@shanyiaroberts96]

😂😂😂 I wish I was good at puns

[@taycarroll1124]

Nice one 👍👍👍😊😊

[@liamalepta8003]

As a side note, ants see their world like its flat. So maybe some people only have the aptitude of an ant

[@jpelkins8678]

I really like all of your well rounded presentations. This one was flat out entertaining. :)

[@johnhiponia3322]

Pun intended? It was good haha

[@khloerabnta4995]

JP Elkins oh the puns lol 😂

Well done good sir

[@kingcrabbrc]

Flat Earthers: "there's a GLOBAL conspiracy"

[@minnion2871]

@Traditional Catholic I tend to be skeptical of the idea of there being one single giant conspiracy.... (I tend to think that there are likely a multitude of secretive groups each working towards their own ends that sometimes work together but also against each other...)

[@christopherblake2588]

Minnion yes, they are called governments. Really not much of a secret, humans are just horrible. 😂🤣😂

[@minnion2871]

@@christopherblake2588 Some of them are cults, clubs, syndicates, churches, and of course corporations.... Of course the whole one world government conspiracy could be considered two or more... (Religious organizations trying to get everyone to be the same religion, and see a one world government as a tool to achieve this... Then you get corporations that see a one world government as their ticket to saving money on lobbing multiple governments to pass laws to benefit their greed by suppressing competition and making it easier to achieve their monopolies and the death of the free market....)

[@christopherblake2588]

Minnion very true can’t ignore those as well. Every group has a special interest, you can even throw lobbyist into that equation. Wouldn’t call it much of a conspiracy thou if they are doing this out in the open. Human nature almost guarantees there will never be a “one government”.

[@dazstudio68]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jYKshYuYmN9lnsk Obviously flat

[@alexandergilles8583]

Mercury- sphere Venus- sphere Earth- frisbee Moon- sphere Mars- sphere Jupiter- sphere Saturn- sphere Uranus- sphere Neptune- sphere Pluto- sphere *Yep, makes sense*

[@aarondavis5386]

Y you make me defend flat earth!? If you take their axioms that all of the celestial bodies are within a dome a couple thousand miles away, then there is no expectation that earth (being a special case) should have any similarity at all to the sky blobs that are part of itself.

[@goldenageofdinosaurs7192]

Aaron Davis Jesus, dude. 🤦‍♂️

[@pandaguan]

did you even watch the video?

[@g00gleminus96]

Don't be silly. The earth is flat and everything you see in the sky is an illusion generated by Norse god Loki becasue LOL. /j

[@alexandergilles8583]

Pandaguan it’s a joke lmao it’s sarcasm

[@cindyandsuziq]

I met my first flat earther. Told me on our first date last week. I honestly never thought I’d meet someone that show. Very hard to listen to his reasons 😂. Definitely no second date. Said his whole personality right there.

[@Andrew-ep4kw]

"Never argue with an idiot - they'll bring you down to their level and beat you with experience" - Steven Wright

[@Sunshine_Daydream222]

Never argue with an idiot, it's like playing chess with a pigeon. They'll shit on the board and walk around like they've won 🙃

[@surprisedchar2458]

I thought that was a Mark Twain quote.

[@ericdaniel323]

Don't wrestle with a pig. You get dirty and, besides, the pig likes it.

[@mareksajner8567]

just... stop!... why do people even say this stuff? how the heck am I supposed to know better?

[@alwaysflat7996]

Andrew Don't argue with an idiot because they might make you see the truth that you have been rejecting for so long, who's to decide what is an idiot? You think he is an idiot he thinks you are an idiot so what gives you the authority to be right? You're just an idiot in his eyes as he is in yours.

[@innercityprepper]

My father, who is a retired college professor with several advanced degrees, used to be a member of the Flat Earth Society back in the 70's and 80's. At the time it was basically a mail-in fan newsletter, and was possibly the first ironic/sarcastic trolling comedy exercise. Nobody in the FSE actually believed it was flat, but they knew there were people that did, and they made the joke their own.

[@hydrocarbon82]

Poe's law is an adage of Internet culture stating that, without a clear indicator of the author's intent, every parody of extreme views can be mistaken by some readers for a sincere expression of the views being parodied. Many people can't grasp irony in person, and it's FAR worse for internet "info". Basically, a chunk of people are just plain stupid.

[@johnmichaels4330]

Right? All the people I met had pins and such and it was a big joke in the scientific community. Now there are idiots taking it real.

[@rogink]

However well selected surveys are on this kind of question, I think you have to allow for many people not taking the question seriously. They give frivolous answers to frivolous questions, as with the classic - do you believe in alien abduction? I can see why some people might believe conspiracies like 9/11, based on their own prejudices. But there is no obvious need to believe that NASA, the Feds or the CIA - or the 'world government' are trying to hide the 'truth'. I've seen a couple of videos by 'Flat Earthers', going into a great deal of detail. My view is that they see flat earth theory as a kind of mental challenge. In a way, I can understand this. But of course as you say, there are those who will be hoodwinked.

[@Al-Hunt-acrylic-painter]

Did they call it the FSE like you do?

[@matthewweng8483]

…and in doing so somehow managed to convince a bunch of complete idiots that it actually was flat.

[@Scififan926]

Navigators more hundreds of years ago: Considering the way a ship disappears off sight and the height of constellations depending on the location the earth is probably round Random middle aged conspiracy theorist 2020: The earth is flat because I can't see the curve where I live

[@Zeldahol]

Dipshit Probably lives in the woods.

[@RayleighCriterion]

Both of those phenomenons have been explained with optical experiments. Sailors from centuries ago who never went to school and knew nothing about physics and optics, so their misinterpretations of what they were seeing is excusable.

[@nonamerequired55555]

This is as logical as claiming the earth is a cube because I am sitting inside a dark box and can't see out. So it must be!. Try harder! Strain those little flat peepers of yours.

[@hypothalapotamus5293]

Roughly 2000 years ago, Greek (more broadly Hellenistic) astronomers made a careful study of the earth, moon (eclipses and half moon phases), and sun. Likely the simplest of these measurements was Eratosthenes' measurement of the earth's circumference, which was repeated by Posidonius using the star Canopus (and basically got the right answer). More complicated geometric arguments obtained the distance from the earth to the moon (60-70 earth's radii away by Hellenistic measurements, which is not bad ) and reasonably close estimates for the moon's radius (roughly 1/3 that of the earth). Probably the only thing they got very wrong was the distance between the sun and the earth, where the measurements needed were pushing the limits of the naked eye. Their equipment was very primitive, but their way of approaching the problem and trying to verify results with several types of measurements was strikingly modern. A modern approach to a problem or question can often overcome primitive technology. In contrast, flat earthers prove that a primitive approach to a problem can render modern technology useless.

[@tomtucker2450]

Measure the curve. Theirs like a $100000 reward if you can prove the curve

[@timmeinschein9007]

As for sailors, if you are reasonably high up above the waterline you can actually see the curvature with your eyes.

[@Locomotion-uz4ly]

"Round Earth is a hoax!" "OK, I hear you. But what is the benefit for those, who push that idea?" "You are in on it!!!"

[@harrysweeten9417]

It's a conspiracy driven by the globe industry along with the manufacturers of styrofoam balls that teachers indoctrinate kids in to the "round earth" and the "solar system " through the use of dioramas.

[@left6466]

@@harrysweeten9417 Same could be all say for the idiot flat earth society. There are lots of things that can proof the earth is spherical without the need of going to space or some thing. Yet the flat earth believers have no logical meaning amd reason. They say the pics are fake and trust only the thing you have seen yet they also haven't seen the so called "edge of the world". Absolutely no one is blocking them from going to the so called edge of the world but they still haven't. Why? Cause they already knew everything yet being the stubborn people they are keep on saying the earth globe is a hoax. Thrown anything at us amd we will have an explanation for everything. Yet if we ask you guys. They would keep saying the same thing which defies all laws of physics.

[@Ragingknight12]

@@harrysweeten9417 Okay, so who gains anything from any of that? Is it for control? is it for hiding a "god" from existing? What would somebody gain for trying to convince an entire planet that the earth isn't flat? Give me reasons on WHY somebody would hide a flat earth?

[@harrysweeten9417]

@@Ragingknight12 The globe industrial complex, who else.

[@harrysweeten9417]

@@left6466 I am not a flat earthier, I am just having fun.

[@pleaseclap3335]

"... no educated person in the history of Western Civilization from the third century BC onward believed that the earth was flat." Flat earthers just got roasted by a historian

[@elemu3653]

Mic drop 🤗

[@geroffmilan3328]

But of course the Flatheads just think this proves their superior historical knowledge too. You could challenge them to a battle of wits, but they are of course unarmed.

[@jaydunbar7538]

@woof beast when your "opponent" thinks the Earth is flat, laughing and making jokes about their intelligence is the only available option. Thinking the Earth is flat is akin to thinking people can breath water like a fish, it's just so blatantly obvious that attempting to debate the topic is hysterical bringing out the juvenile inside.

[@archiebaldthefat755]

You are a fucking tool. Do you not know that almost everyone in the world believed in the flat earth in those times? Simon has a lot of trouble telling the whole truth when he wants to speak about politically incorrect things.

[@nordic5490]

Archiebald The Fat nope, dream on mate. As soon as you start throwing insults your argument is lost. Try again.

[@CR3271]

"And that is how we know the earth to be banana-shaped." -- Monty Python and the Search For the Holy Grail

[@CannibalSoggoth]

came looking for this comment, and not only I wasn't disappointed, but I'm appalled by this scientific knowledge, now tell me again how can we use a sheep bladder to prevent earthquakes

[@rotarypants408]

Tis just a flesh wound

[@hackergaming6372]

It’s just Monty python and the holy grail not search for the holy grail.

[@RocketCouch]

Where do I sign up for the monty python self defense class? I'm running late for my appointment at the ministry of silly walks.

[@RocketCouch]

More to the point, it's clear this banana shaped earth is the case, just look at the unfortunate tale of the Crimson Permanent Assurance. Clearly they strayed too close to the stem and fell off.

[@dellanpinegrove6178]

As an update to this. In 2024 a gentleman decided to offer both leading flat earther’s, and Globers a free trip to the Antartica to see that the sun never sets for themselves. I believe it will be in September to end the debate. Every flat earth or that was invited declined the offer. Apparently, they were too afraid to see it with their own eyes that their theories would be instantly debunked.

[@critthought2866]

For those who want more information, it's called The Final Experiment (site here on YT and also its own stand alone), the person paying for it is Will Duffy, it's happening in December (14th-18th), and as of today, there are 2 flat-earthers who have indicated some involvement, with 7 globe supporters agreeing to be involved, with one - Dave McKeegan - selected to go for that side. So far the flat-earth representative has not been selected, although Jeran and Austin Witsit seem to be the leading contenders.

[@RoguePhysicist]

Unfortunately, flat-earthers will continue to deny it, even after they see the 24-hour sun. They deny all other facts that invalidate a flat earth, such as the sun and ships sinking below the horizon, actual photos, lunar eclipses, etc. They'll come up with some ad hoc bullshit to explain away the midnight sun in Antactica. It will probably be something along the lines of the flat-earthers (Jeran & Witsit) were paid to lie about it, or they were never real flat-earthers, but shills, or the entire party was brainwashed by NASA before returning home, and all their memories were implanted. It will be some wild and insane explanation, just as all their other explanations are. Basically there are two types of flat-earthers: 1. dishonest; 2. dishonest and stupid.

[@asivoria9]

"Your ability to speak does not make you intelligent." -Qui-Gon Jinn

[@HeartsofSound]

In general it makes me more intelligent than those who do not have that ability.

[@human_bot_]

Yeah, but thinking the world is flat doesn't make you intelligent either...

[@cartoonraccoon2078]

@@HeartsofSound You assumption he was speaking to you counters your argument.

[@dinoschachten]

Yesssss!

[@piermariobarozzi]

Misa wants to go to the outer wall!

[@IXxKINGxXI]

If the earth is flat, then how has my life progressively gone down hill?

[@TomHaroldArt]

It's that dark matter, man. You gotta let go of that aetheric wind.

[@jamesstaggs4160]

I'm not sure how that would speak to the shape of the planet, flat or ball. Maybe if it were a pyramid.....wait a minute.......the ball earth theory is a NASA psyop.....the flat earth theory is a CIA psyop......but the pyramid.....it's right there on the money isn't it????? Oh shit......the earth is.......a triangle! No wonder Alt J says triangles are his favorite shape.....mystery solved everyone we can all stop arguing now.

[@ParkerUAS]

Its tilted, towards Australia I think.

[@SteelsCrow]

Well, if going downhill is progress for you, perhaps something you really wanted to do in your life was roll a ball down a hill.

[@ballsrgrossnugly]

@@ParkerUAS Fuck that, we don't want the world's garbage, we have to vote for some of our own garbage every 3 years, that's more than enough for us!

[@dudeatos]

"Prove the Earth is round." *Proves it* "No not like that."

[@niniv2706]

Prove angels exist ! 90% of humans on planet Earth will kill, fight, ask for blasphemy laws just to defend 4200 religious myths . The Earth is as flat untill all faith based virus are purged from human hosts .

[@angsilaw]

nini v Okay boomer.

[@dudeatos]

@@niniv2706 i have no idea what you're trying to convey

[@niniv2706]

@@dudeatos - ... ... ... Simple . I will use my best english as it is my third language . Anyone spending time dissing and exposing Flat Earthing for being ... FALSE ! Should spend as much time exposing islam, christianity, judaism etc... for the 4200 other BULLSHIT ideologies based on faith out there . If one doesn't do this ... He is a ... FRAUD ! Hey ... Is this simple enough ? Please tell me you didn't undertsand this .

[@niniv2706]

@@angsilaw - Well, merci le jeune :)

[@brokentombot]

I used to think it was round, then thought it was flat, then came back around.

[@ankhpom9296]

What caused you to think the earth is flat?

[@panckreous]

@@ankhpom9296 required for the joke to work ;)

[@micheal49]

It is amazing how NASA has control of the entire world and has been controlling the entire world since before the Egyptian pyramids were built!

[@micheal49]

@Leo Eldridge And as soon as anything new in archaeology turns up, NASA is right there, immediately, to carve, paint, or otherwise fake moon and Sun and suchas.

[@cristopherpino9689]

micheal49 ur being manipulated by satanic forces. I pray for u to let go of this lie satan implanted on you

[@micheal49]

@@cristopherpino9689 If you ever get some real, testable evidence that Satan and satanic forces exist, let us know, okay?

[@cristopherpino9689]

micheal49 I mean that’s what flat earthers like to say when u deny flat earth

[@micheal49]

@@cristopherpino9689 Oh. Sorry. I misunderstood. Thanks!

[@6447912]

"Trolls are gonna troll. Look below for examples". Owhh.. That's a win for Simon.

[@akehapkap6143]

6447912 Started scrolling immediately 😂

[@nuzum11]

Got trolls out right now are trolls outside in online right now Trolls of hall not hell. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[@ghostunix731]

@6447912 I pretended to be a flat earther and trolled FTFE

[@scotthenrie5674]

The big companies know Earth is flat, that's why all maps are rectangular!

[@dyscea]

I immediately stopped the vid to search comments and if it needs trolling.

[@mogul1]

The flat Earth society says it has members all around the globe

[@varangianguard7764]

The irony is strong in this one.

[@maxlevel1489]

moshe gelt is posting jokes from 2014 all over youtube... so clever...

[@lexi9956]

Shouldn't that be all across the disc?

[@thesaurusakasickakatheomc7688]

@@maxlevel1489 Did you take inspiration from Gandhi's famous march to the sea for your reaction to OP's comment? p.s. We can be friends if you get the reference, but I'll refuse to explain it if you don't.

[@itsStanic]

nstead of using what other people say buy urself a nickon p900 camera and when u said ships dissappear well take ur new p900 to zee beach and see for urself if ships really do dissappear believe what u see with ur own eyes i

[@XionEternum]

They take Adam Savage's quote too far; "I reject your reality, and substitute my own."

[@rosskwolfe]

He took that quote from the movie "The Dungeonmaster" aka "Ragewar".

[@catherinemorrison1909]

If the earth was flat, there would be tourist trips to 'the 'edge' and probably bungy jumps off the side

[@ordinarysavage]

LoL. . . Perfect summation!

[@michaelcoll433]

Flat earthers have incorporated into their theory that the military mans the ice walls of Antarctica and will shoot to kill if you approach.

[@Vyz3r]

@@michaelcoll433 They should test it out. They should go to this supposed ice wall and if they come back alive, they were wrong the whole time.

[@Karizma231]

Apparently your actually not allowed to roam around the south pole freely, its heavily controlled by various governments.

[@michaelcoll433]

@@Karizma231 this has been disproven so many times and the flat earthers claim it's fake. What can you do?

[@Zamtrios245]

A reality show where flat earthers travel to find the edge of the world..

[@TheBuddhaBear]

So that would kinda be like the shows about finding bigfoot and such?

[@hardcore476]

thare is one its called C SPAN

[@YeOldeSpellbooke]

Or a reality show where flat earthers have to plan a direct flight between Perth and Johannesburg, or other southern hemisphere direct long distance flight. Explain their reasoning, and then execute it.

[@davidmaschino3359]

@EmperorJuliusCaesar I think Ive seen this. He built an insanely powerful lazer and set up polls as a sort of check point and something along the lines of "If the world is a sphere then the exact degree of curvature should be _______." Then he did the experiment and the outcome was damn near literally exactly what he stated if the world were spherical. He then basically said, in his own round (or flat hehe) about way that the results were inconclusive due to them not proving his point.

[@synq-_-8595]

@@davidmaschino3359 if it doesn't fit their beliefs they disregard it

[@spoinlar]

It is impossible to overestimate human stupidity.

[@spudgunn8695]

I remember an old saying. The only infinite things are space, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about space! 2 of my youthful acquaintances are flat earthers, and they are both f*ckwits!

[@thend4427]

Especially the amount of people that voted for trump😬

[@spudgunn8695]

@@masters8536 they were acquaintances from my youth. They are still flat earth idiots and they are now in their 50's, so I don't think there's any hope for those particular morons! Lol

[@spudgunn8695]

@@masters8536 and the Earth is an oblate spheroid, rather than an ellipsoid, but I suppose you could use either of those terms

[@spudgunn8695]

@@masters8536 well, strictly speaking an ellipsoid is a slightly elongated orb, while an oblate spheroid is a slightly squashed sphere. I suppose it could be an ellipsoid on its side, lol! Have a good one, mate😉

[@daveg.howell9892]

The entire idea of the "Flat Earth " Stems from a lack of understanding regarding the directions of UP and Down. It's that simple

[@overworkedcna412]

“Dropping out of school at the age of nine,...” *Wow. I’m shocked. **_Shocked,_** I tell you.* 🙄

[@aylbdrmadison1051]

To be fair, this was the mid 1800's. So although it is unfortunate in most cases, it was not an uncommon occurrence. Nor is it an indication of a lack of intelligence even when it happens today. That said: obviously he was at least half batshit crazy, lols.

[@overworkedcna412]

Aylbdr Madison I know, I know, I was just being a facetious smart ass ;)

[@michaelblacktree]

I LOL'd 😊

[@grandmofftarkin1516]

Well that explains everything.

[@TheOriginalEUrban]

Teacher: The Earth is round. Kid: No! That's bullshit! *slams book shut and leaves*

[@laurachapple6795]

Nobody can get to the ice wall because the penguins are guarding it. They may look cute but they've done their duty for millions of years and they're really, really good at it.

[@ikennamadueke9131]

This is correct

[@MsGbergh]

One day, penguin skeletons might be discovered in the arctic. A bunch of them were fed up of being hunted by polar bears, so used an icefloe to escape... They ended up at the other end of the world. 🐧🐧

[@danielessex2162]

Alot of flat earth bs is based off creationist bs. So many seem to think the world is either 7,000 years old or 10,000 years old.

[@72Yonatan]

Hilarious. Thanks.

[@maksphoto78]

🐧🐧🐧

[@Miyanoai14]

Conspiracy theory: everyone who believes the Earth is flat is just waiting for a free opportunity to be sent to space to be "proven wrong".

[@wallaceluna6241]

Yep now im a flat earth believer. Gotta send me to space for free so i can see. mhmm mhmm

[@markmarinas9418]

I guess I'm a flat earther now

[@tinacaldwell7089]

Hey, u can believe this sh!TD!ck if ya want 2, so let's use all these complex formulas that a sumb!Tch from the bronze age came up wit. Then ask me how I could believe in the bible bc it was written soooooo long ago. Everything we think we know about the sun moon stars space comes from 1 organization, NASACAR, if I catch sum1 in lie(S) as in piles of em. I must reconsider all they said. NASA means 2 beguile in Hebrew, & means 2 greatly decieve in Greek. They have now added a hyphen 2 change the meaning & the word the word 4 lifted up is pronounced nawsha that ain't it. Just Google clouds behind the sun & clique on video & images

[@dakrontu]

I am not generous enough to want to waste money on such people by sending them into space (even if permanently). They are not the hungry or sick waiting for relief. They are the wilfully ignorant, agents of their own misfortune.

[@1un4cy]

That's been my main conspiracy theory waiting for someone at nasa to get fed up and give em a free rocket ride to orbit and back even then, they'd probably just say it was a really convincing digital simulation

[@MrG9002]

Additionally there is a restaurant in Hope B.C., Canada that hosts the monthly meetings of the flat earth society, there is a small plaque next to some booth's. I thought this was people having a laugh until the restaurant was on the news for not adhering to COVID regulations. I found another restaurant to go to now.

[@gyflies]

Flat Earthers: We can only accept what we can see with our own eyes. Also Flat Earthers: The Earth is surrounded by an ice wall that no one's ever seen.

[@arandombard1197]

Astronauts: I saw it with my own eyes Flat Earthers: I can't accept this!

[@dwhyze5090]

Random Ashe how naive are your people? Please provide one scientific proof that the earth is spinning!!

[@gyflies]

@Yehudah Wayne Ummm...what? Are you a troll?

[@dwhyze5090]

Brandon MacLeod no I am not. Anyone that honestly research this topic instead of listening to guys like these on KZbin can’t come away thinking the earth is a spinning sphere! I’ve asked people for 3 scientific proof of earth’s movement and no one can provide it. It’s a historical fact that every attempt made by Globe Earth proponents to prove movement has failed!! That’s why they started creating theories. When you can’t prove something In Reality, you create a theory! You don’t need a theory to tell you the sun is in the sky, you see it everyday. You only need theories for things you can’t see or experience in reality! The globe earth is a fantasy supported by theories upon theories that has no basis in reality!!

[@gyflies]

@Yehudah Wayne "You only need theories for things you can’t see or experience in reality!" Like the theory that the earth is surrounded by an ice wall?

[@davidsherlock5528]

Gotta love how they deny general relativity, but base their beliefs on special relativity, when both theories were developed by the same guy.

[@janjohnson2061]

David Sherlock: It's simple!! they want to believe a lie because they don't get their information from the bible!!

[@tacoheadmakenzie9311]

Yes, rather like my 6 year old nephew who invents games, and then keeps screwing with the rules until he's the only one who can possibly win.

[@MrSitemaster2]

"There are two types of flat-earther: those that sell the t-shirts and those that buy the t-shirts". - Bob the Science Guy

[@flatearth9140]

ITS FLAT !! WE HAVE PROOF . WE HAVE MEETINGS AND EVERYTHING !

[@MrSitemaster2]

@@flatearth9140 Of course you have meetings, that's where you guys buy and sell t-shirts.

[@flatearth9140]

@@MrSitemaster2 WE DO THAT TOO !!

[@MrSitemaster2]

@@flatearth9140 We know.

[@boterlettersukkel]

@@flatearth9140 You are just a troll.

[@sagebrooks6907]

Just love this channel ry for thought-provoking subjects daily guys keep up the fabulous work ❤😊

[@jeffreydovel30]

I have worked for NASA and we're not lying to you. And next week I'm taking my weeks vacation to go to Antartica to clean the Dome.

[@92jwiener]

We don't deserve people like you, who take time to relax by cleaning the dome. A real hero right here. What do you use to clean it?

[@mikelastname6469]

I think it’s funny that they make you do that on vacation. ;-)

[@dougsinthailand7176]

You may be able to spell it correctly by the time you return.

[@tylergarza8695]

@@dougsinthailand7176 You may be able to stop being a prick by the time he returns as well. This is a hard maybe.

[@ballsrgrossnugly]

@@tylergarza8695 Same could be argued for you buddy. Think about that.

[@BlissfullWulf]

The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe.

[@sonofanarchy3541]

Ba dum tss!

[@jaykrauss7613]

And there stupid!

[@thebigboss2233]

Wait a minute...

[@nikoburazer437]

@@jaykrauss7613 they're

[@grinreaperoftrolls7528]

Hehehe

[@stateofhibernation]

I have my moments when i think "I'm stupid..." but then i remind myself "well at least I'm not flat earther stupid."

[@Bladeofwar94]

Kudos man. If you ever feel like an idiot just watch a flat Earther and just be amazed that you're not an absolute moron!

[@stateofhibernation]

@@Bladeofwar94 i have, it instantly makes me feel better 😃.

[@manoman0]

We always have our priests, man. There were times when our priests said the earth is flat. Then came along a guy.... He became the new priest. You are not half as smart as you think you are. Even you remind yourself that you're not flat-earth-stupid.

[@Bladeofwar94]

@@manoman0 This comment shows your ignorance in spades. The difference b/t a priest and a scientist is one uses mathematics, rationales, and observation to deduce and discern the natural world. A priest says my holy book from 2000 years ago says that a magical sky daddy made everything and that you will burn in hell if you don't believe in it. Honestly not arrogant enough to assume i'm smart, but compared to a flat earther I can confirm that i'm not a moron.

[@stateofhibernation]

@@manoman0 it was a joke... I know I'm stupid 😂👌

[@SwishMajor]

A question i always ask conspiracy theorists is simple. What would the powers that be have to gain by lying to us?

[@LOUDPACG]

See congressional hearing on ufos

[@crispy336]

If you haven't seen the answer yet you never will! If you had any knowledge of political history you would realise the term conspiracy theorist was coined by the CIA to counter the truths that were becoming obvious to intelligent people.

[@Justin.Martyr]

​@@LOUDPACG** *They wiLL BEAT you with EXPERience!!!!* Mark Twain *Justin.James.Martyr (AT) G .c | GLenWood, Oregon | May 29, 2024*