Who Would Win: You VS. Neanderthal

[@BRIGHTSIDEOFFICIAL]

So, guys, who do you think would win? 💪

[@francoislee7yearsago621]

Probably Humans

[@aravindcp]

Aliens won the Battle

[@quack1997]

Neanderthal

[@dontreadmyprofilepicpls7944]

@MrBeast hey you a man of stupidity.

[@TheAlkebulanTrust]

Humans do and that's why Neanderthals are scared they will be extinct soon. Funny that because Ras Kass did mention it in a song in the 90s called Nature Of the Threat.

[@cormac7895]

I think it's a little unfair that they used modern homosapians instead of early homosapians who were much stronger and had better hunting styles

[@kossaibrah8336]

They were also shorter....which means the height diffrence thingy here is irrelevant

[@b.goodaf3798]

@@kossaibrah8336 actually pre Neolithic revolution europeans we’re around 5’9 on average

[@kossaibrah8336]

@@b.goodaf3798 bro 3 inches is not that much and we are weaker in terms of strength

[@Raul-wd1jb]

@@kossaibrah8336 size don’t matter bro

[@Raul-wd1jb]

@@b.goodaf3798 5’9 is still the average height bro

[@Brinta3]

Hank can lift 140 pounds, Ned could lift 500 pounds. “They were anywhere from 5 to 20% stronger than modern humans.” Okay then....

[@theknave4415]

Facts and accuracy don't seem to be this channel's strong point.

[@forbes7410]

@@Ff-rr6uj Neanderthals were humans too? And yes it’s true that Neanderthals could lift over 500 pounds

[@kepeep5066]

@@forbes7410 where's your proof?

[@4doorsmoreguns193]

@@kepeep5066 neanderthals body structure was massive they would crush us

[@kepeep5066]

@@4doorsmoreguns193 Ok bud, don't give them TOO much credit, they had thicker bones but it wasn't THAT much bigger. I also just asked for proof of their ability to lift 500 lbs, you saying they could "crush us" is not proof of them doing so, and a better word for massive would be slightly bigger, these guys aren't giant sloths they are sapients related very closely to humans. If you seriously trust the conception that neanderthals could lift 500 lbs on average from a channel that couldn't get basic math right, then I don't know what to say.

[@LOVEUSCAA]

I’m actually an archaeologist there r a few things I wanna point out. 1) Neanderthals mastered the use of fire so they don’t eat raw meat. 2) we never had a live Neanderthal or a preserved Neanderthal brain to study so we know nth about the brains ability. It has a larger brain then ours due to the Neanderthal having a larger body mass. This doesn’t mean they are smarter, nor does it mean they r dumber. 3) when we look at science, we should at least be less biased and have to acknowledge previous species might not have failed due to an inferior intelligence. Neanderthal’s extinction is still being widely debated, a popular theory is their poor birth rate, they live in small groups in the harsh cold European climate, not very ideal if u wanna populate.

[@simarkarmani4034]

We know about the Neanderthal brain because of the skull's brain enclosure size.

[@biggdogg33]

@@simarkarmani4034 look at their point number 2. Brain size is kinda important but brain wrinkles is very important. Wrinkles and wiring is the most important thing.

[@The-Alpha-Wolfx]

​​@@biggdogg33Correct. Number of brain cells and connected neurons determines your brain ability. Your brain has more connective neurons inside more brain cells. We have no idea how many brain cells neanderthals have or connective neurons. So we don't know how smart they were. A larger brain doesn't mean more brain cells. We don't know really.

[@jotr.9786]

the part about the neadertahl just casually lifting 227kg I would say that's also wrong, cause even the people we have today who lift that weight( and even more...) need to train/adapt to lift that weight, but this being only possible do to the fact that today we have anabolic steroids. like the heaviest strong man are around 200kg, that's a lot of muscle mas lifting weights 300kg,400kg,500kg that a neaderthal had no way to adapt to lift, no progressive overload... and also in the video that was an incline bench not bench press. lol

[@Allin7days]

4. Neanderthals may have lived in modern Europe, but East Asians inherited more of their genes than Europeans.

[@mamadu1968]

Ned: AAARRRRGHHHH Hank: *Pulls a glock.*

[@thoreriksson4560]

You : *American*

[@johnny-oh4481]

YuGo Asap4Ever 🙊🙉🙈🔫😂

[@artasticart2676]

An I oop

[@mamadu1968]

@@thoreriksson4560 im Portuguese lol

[@ismailtopa3671]

Hanks more likely to get triggered by opinions

[@tarrantwolf]

Wow, they really didn't do their research on this one lol

[@randomizedproductions5749]

@Colin Shaw that comment wasnt really needed tbh....

[@zombienova6]

I know, I can’t stand this channel there’s so much wrong information on their channel.

[@zuberiovercoaster8838]

Facts

[@punch2tuff]

@ShadowboyTV well, you see, even though you won't answer I just want to spread that out, they werent smarter, at least they never needed to be, and we have a much higher brain capacity, cause being evolution, and as steven hawking said, those who boast about intelligence are losers.

[@stevev6002]

@@punch2tuff still could have been a lack of aggression.

[@Slaphappy1975]

Ned's life expectancy: about 35 years. Hank's life expectancy: 78 years.

[@mr.brazilian5167]

True but at the time ned or the neaderthal was living our lifespan would have been the same

[@Modernhabitus]

They were much healthier though

[@praneelsrinivasan3162]

actually 40 not 35 check 6:37

[@Shades781]

It's time period really, you would've lived as long.

[@HalfAryanHunterGatherer]

Our specie would not have lived to 35 in the neanderthal’s time.

[@PT-yn8fe]

So basically my ark character..

[@TalhaAlizerocool]

Yeah that inguanadon never got tamed

[@LeviMesa3344]

Same

[@derrickhudson5679]

Same lol 😂

[@accountisnotdeleted1063]

Man it’s real hard for me to find some Bison, oh wait...

[@loganwilliamsongacha4983]

That my character

[@hiika__9051]

*Average neanderthal was about 5'4"* Me: Well, I guess I'm a neanderthal now

[@puddlee]

Are you strong?

[@hiika__9051]

@@puddlee i dont think so 😅

[@puddlee]

@@hiika__9051 well rip

[@spiritfist5204]

Lots of Hispanics are around the same height as the neanderthal, would they be considered neanderthals???

[@lackingman8529]

The average modern human is 5’4, so...

[@zlistcelebrityYT]

“Hank could always hold Ned’s head….the same Ned who wrestled with a bison”

[@CoolCopFilms]

well really brains are better than brawns and bison is all about the brawn life so ye

[@90skidcultist]

@@CoolCopFilms It depends.

[@liamjm9278]

@@CoolCopFilms A brain isn't gonna help you fight a hairless gorilla.

[@insomania1840]

So you’re really going to compare Neanderthal from 40-50k years ago to modern day sapien instead of sapien from the same time period.. Also Neanderthal is technically a different species of human, not a separate species altogether

[@alex_josephhhhh]

Phoenix Drake facts

[@ChiodosBlowsDogs]

Can you imagine a Neanderthal with today's nutritional science and workout regimen like that of a professional athlete? Not to mention those dense bones they had they could probably put half the NFL out of work.

[@ChiodosBlowsDogs]

And, that aggravates me when people act like or talk about them like they weren't humans yeah they evolved separately for awhile and it changed them in a lot of ways but, they were humans like you and me just a little different.

[@randomstuffs844]

Not a different species but a different SUB specie.....

[@schwiftycats]

Thank you for calling out the obvious. What a ridiculous video. Was this a video/project made by a community college? It's insulting.

[@Ren_-ce7mu]

I see Neanderthals walking around calling themselves human...lol

[@donimier1770]

*Below 5'4 gang were ya at?*

[@peteryau829]

Ren_ 1094 yeah. boys from my school.

[@culturedvulture2015]

White people?

[@Kwestion36LondoN]

@@culturedvulture2015 Yes.... And they know it too

[@AversiePzz]

Neanderthals were humans.. Genius

[@fsjal_scout7944]

Hank : eats sandwiches Goose : peace was never an option

[@BelalMuhammadLover999]

Are you a humble scout or a scunt?

[@Idontknowwhattoputherel0l]

loooooool

[@murdurhz]

Lol

[@ahmadalmasarani523]

hank:AAH

[@sillydacialogan]

Ah Yes The Meme

[@user-fz3dy7bp9d]

My neighbor is Neanderthal, it appears that he doesn’t like modern humans.

[@bradley8148]

O maybe he is a boomer

[@user-fl8ng9np7v]

So your neighbor is white?

[@AprilA15]

Bodak Klack lolllll 😂😂😂 love your comment

[@bruh-zs2xp]

xD

[@murdurhz]

😂😂

[@orthellen4193]

"So we can safely say that Neanderthals we're a different species" No. How such a large channel made this glaring mistake is beyond me. We literally had hybrid children with them.

[@kman55w]

Exactly. I literally had to just decide to not even say anything.

[@thesecretlibrary890]

But that's literally nothing, it's only the 3% OVERALLY of human DNA. Predominantly in fact actually humans have NO Neanderthal DNA. It's really rare to find Neanderthal DNA in humans, let alone 3%.

[@Persivefire]

@@thesecretlibrary890 They probably could interbreed just fine but the humans with 0% Neanderthals DNA are mainly Africans as their ancestors probably never interacted with Neanderthals, as Neanderthals probably didn't exist in Africa

[@markmaynard747]

@@thesecretlibrary890 Unless your complete ancestry is of African descent you have some measure of Neanderthal DNA and it can be larger than 3%, but not much. The reality of the situation according to what I understand of current research these hybrid children weren't very healthy compared to non-hybrid children. Males likely resulted in still birth and there were likely several other issues potentially all Neanderthal DNA in Human populations comes from female Neanderthal ancestors no males. The Neanderthal population was likely doomed regardless from genetic conditions. Neanderthal genetics in early humans in the Middle East, Asia, and Europe was likely harmful generations after the first generation of hybrids entered the gene pool. Only a small amount of Neanderthal genes were useful and thus ended up continuing within human populations' gene pool over time.

[@bajamaliknindza440]

what drugs are you using ?

[@kayjay8819]

"Neds thick muscular legs?" It looks like Ned skipped leg day.

[@jane5786]

agreed!

[@stillkickin3919]

Who would win? The human would setup a cage match then stay on the outside.

[@triny89]

Great 👍😂

[@tentimesful]

Humans would step in to stop russian medling...

[@melcatalyst5934]

So basically Floyd Mayweather would win!!!

[@No-yt9iv]

😂😂😂

[@damianwind6816]

And the neanderthal would just climb out

[@ricochet4674]

This comparison doesn’t account for the fact that modern humans aren’t always super buff because we don’t have to be

[@98kickinit]

Astra s not short actually, because of their diet they were around the same height as us now, then when agriculture was popularized people became shorter because of malnutrition and only until recently have we gotten back to our ancient ancestors average hight

[@divine308]

@@98kickinit Our ancient ancestors average heights are around 6ft 8 to 8ft

[@98kickinit]

XxThe Masked GamerXx I sincerely hope you are joking

[@ViratKohli-jj3wj]

@@divine308 I hope you are joking

[@nathanlevin6425]

XxThe Masked GamerXx you’re joking right dude?

[@accountisnotdeleted1063]

“This Bison weighs 1500lbs” Bright side: shows him carrying him Also bright side: “The Neanderthal can lift 500lbs” Me:What the f-

[@xf730]

They mean hunting him

[@og-greenmachine8623]

15’ y’all Read GENESIS & BOOK OF ENOCH MESSIAH & DISCIPLES PREACHED FROM 👉🏽BOOK OF ENOCH Written 300 BC True facts

[@adityasapru6223]

*bench press 500lbs

[@CoolCopFilms]

UMM it said the average Neanderthal can lift 500lbs and Ned is probally above average

[@og-greenmachine8623]

@Bears Dominate You should’ve said that to your uncle and you wouldn’t have nightmares

[@rondonalves2897]

If we are "completely different species" how come was possible to have interbreeding between both species resutting in fertile offspring? (as our dna shows it)

[@N0b0dy_Kn0wz]

Rondon Alves white people only lol

[@mitchellskene8176]

@King Steeze, nope Asians and pretty much anyone living outside of Africa since 70,000 years ago, had/has a Neanderthal relative/ancestor. In fact it's Asians that have the most admixture in their DNA from different breeding events. That's only on the Neanderthal side of it, Asians were also getting busy with Denisovans

[@rondonalves2897]

@@mitchellskene8176 I was not talking about asians-europeans, we are the same species. I meant how come 2 different species (H sapiens and H neanderthalensis) could interbreed, and have fertile kids?in case both are different species, maybe the distance is not that much.

[@mitchellskene8176]

@@rondonalves2897 I was responding to the other comment above mine

[@rondonalves2897]

@@mitchellskene8176 ; )

[@eliasabdul499]

8:27 CRO-magnons with a Fade haircut 😂😂😂

[@jesuschrist.6006]

And a trimmed moustache

[@theshittube616]

@@jesuschrist.6006 😂🙏

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

3:21 I was honestly afraid you were going to say "Ned goes to the vending machine & gets himself a buffalo burger."

[@begobocaj8740]

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kman55w]

This is so incorrect. I'm not even going to bother speaking my mind on this now.

[@stanlee2738]

@Sophie p for example the first discovered Neanderthal remains were not found in the Neader valley in Germany they were found in Belgium decades earlier they just weren't reconized

[@stephenmarlowe3907]

Sonic, its OK, we will survive without your pseudo wisdom.

[@CoolCopFilms]

Oh hi albert einstien can u tell me what is correct then. bright side is smarter than u will ever be

[@murdurhz]

Ofc

[@dried9470]

@@CoolCopFilms do your research 10 year old.

[@kadenhuynh2554]

Neanderthal are average 5”4 Wow google says Asians are average 5”4 Wait a minute.......

[@akbarfathan8191]

...

[@akbarfathan8191]

I'm in charge

[@ELSGaming]

Neanderthals have big eyes tho

[@palubhai5540]

Racist

[@palubhai5540]

Actually not i get the joke

[@yungchangsta]

Nobody: The characters we make in Skyrim:

[@recklesstv7614]

lil memeio I get this bc I play Skyrim

[@richardsmall8940]

i pit a skyrim giant against them both....

[@rockfroszz2469]

Ned has a girlfriend, so he automatically won

[@triny89]

Even Hank has one

[@MsEliteForever]

@@triny89 where?

[@duanthomas4114]

Health&Glitter they tell you when he playing video games

[@MsEliteForever]

@@duanthomas4114 oh I see

[@Novella1]

I make similar videos, but it's hard getting recognized. Could anyone check it out and tell me their thoughts?

[@moodybooze1]

Why not compare modern humans and Neanderthals when they were contemporaries?

[@victorreyes9762]

i knew i would find this comment... my work is done..

[@wayando]

Humans still won.... We know this.

[@moodybooze1]

@@wayando Get your DNA analyzed, there's a little Neander in most of us. They're still around!.

[@cloudsstar]

@@popcat2875 some tribes not all Africans also we have denisovans

[@houseofzuma1033]

Personally i think Neanderthals were early humans separated and isolated to the point they started breeding with close relatives hence the small size body,over sized head .I cannot except the pervy version wide scale mating ..it would be like US doing Chimps and Bonobos. As for contemporaries...we really don't know some anthropologist with an active imagination.Thought that up with only 5-6 actual samples to draw evidence on ..calling them comtempories seems like a stretch.

[@thomasjefferson6334]

I’m convinced that Ned is the mythical GigaChad.

[@rob3326]

"Neanderthal ate meat which disappeared during the ice age". You think fruits and vegtables were growing in the ice age?

[@kingdomofprussiaball7438]

Yeah, in the tropics.

[@rob3326]

@@kingdomofprussiaball7438 There were no tropics. The earth was covered by 98% snow. Humans survived because there was 2% of the world that animals and plants grew in. Everything living now sprang from those few flora and fauna survivors

[@kingdomofprussiaball7438]

Just 30% of the surface of the Earth was covered by ice.

[@tanyanikolaevagizdova6571]

Also they weren't a 100% carnivorous.

[@charliedallachie3539]

We supposedly mixed with Neanderthals. We utilized weapons a lot more than Neanderthals hence the extinction. Bows and arrows vs spears.

[@sonofmeagherofthesword1903]

It's pretty sad to think the average male human can only bench 140lbs. I recently got my bench to 370lbs. I'm catching up to mr Neanderthal over there in that cave benching Bison 😂💪

[@mosthated7579]

“He ran to the buffalo” bruh he walked

[@MarkiiSixx]

"Bruh he walked" bruh it's just an animation.

[@BorgesProduction]

I’m 5”5, 160lbs and always had muscular legs. I can run for a longer time too. Neanderthal 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@spongebob8642]

BorgesProduction dude same here

[@danielvanmarrewijk5445]

neanderthales were white

[@kalippan.]

Did u reach audlthood by the age of 12?

[@timmybyrne74]

dudes really compare a Neanderthal from thousands of years ago to a twenty first century human, seems about right.

[@olajong2315]

Title: Who would win: you vs. neanderthal Me: Erm, we already have our answers

[@lucaconstanti]

Honestly I would like to see Mike Tyson in his prime vs a Neanderthal

[@jesushentaichrist5362]

you would really like a Manga/anime series called Baki the grappler. in one of its Arcs, they discovered a frozen ancient caveman, when the news reached the fighters of the world, they all wanted to fight the cave man.

[@Menelik.videos]

I was literally researching on Neanderthals just a few hours before this video came out. Good timing. One thing interesting that's not mentioned here is that most Europeans today share quite a bit of DNA with Neanderthals.

[@Menelik.videos]

@@chubyozuomba5022 hahaha I know right.

[@nono6764]

Not only Europeans, most Asians do too.

[@djthegrateone]

So much wrong with this info

[@deep5648]

djthegrateone yes !

[@sannab6159]

You could say that again. I was laughing through the whole video. Why can't they get their facts right?

[@lb5560]

Thats why I am unsubsribed. I can’t take them seriously as an info channel.

[@Danimal77]

@@lb5560 You're unsubscribed, yet you're here watching and commenting on the video?

[@mmmmsandwich9723]

Some cases is this, history is unknown got that?

[@sickpuppets]

Also, you mentioned that Neanderthals hunt with spears, and then used the fact that cromagnon "had thrown weapons like spears" as a point in your theory on why they (Neanderthals) went extinct.

[@turbomoist7143]

8:12 “Its big brain time”

[@sarthakbhattacharya3249]

In a direct 1v1 fight, Neanderthals would win. But the reasons for the cro magnon to win were right as well. BTW I did not know that the Neanderthals were a different species.

[@Unknown-cn2ni]

its not sure that neanderthals win in 1v1 fight we have good mindset on how we defeat them.

[@kosovach2016]

Sarthak Bhattacharya plss sub me

[@Sigmanovar]

@@Unknown-cn2ni he means hand to hand fighting no weapons and no teams

[@sarthakbhattacharya3249]

@@Sigmanovar True

[@_JOJ_]

Human: scared of goose Neanderthal: kills bison and bear with a stone on a stick.

[@mithlesh7042]

If crossing would have happened between both of this species we would have COMBINATIONS OF BOTH physically and mentally strong

[@chasingenigma7482]

They did crossed or rather interbreed, there are modern humans with a small portion of neanderthal dna.

[@emwjmannen2]

I've always wondered how it would feel to smash a female neanderthal...

[@johnpace2285]

People are combinations of both

[@glohstr1]

I'm 2.9% Neanderthal. Had a DNA test.

[@Denis-hm9uc]

@@emwjmannen2 Me too

[@emmaarmstrong2927]

I think they would’ve evolved over time.

[@stephenmarlowe3907]

Oh really, did you really think this through?

[@emmaarmstrong2927]

@@stephenmarlowe3907 This is a throwback. WOW 11 months. That is crazy! Oh and yeah I trust my past self.

[@eddieandrews3335]

What ever Neanderthals did back in the day they certainly deserve our respect.

[@VinhTran-td9ed]

I’ve read a book about this! It’s called Sapiens, it’s a really good book if you love science or is just curious about this subject.

[@silencedtruths7271]

''Bigger doesn't always mean better , ya know''That whats she said!! *smacks knee*hahaha!

[@mr.phoenix8691]

XD

[@claudelebel49]

As the species overlapped, there was crossbreeding and I believe I read somewhere that we all have a little bit of Neanderthal in us.

[@elijah7722]

Aren’t we the ones who survived, it’s kinda self explanatory.

[@lamppole]

We are both alive

[@nrd870]

It doesnt look good for us dont it?

[@chris-chenlel]

actually we probably mated with neanderthals that's why some of us have up to 5 % neanderthal

[@dozhadeville444]

elijah7722 No.... look around

[@davidmcnicoll7473]

No we mated.

[@lexdelacruz2239]

When it comes to smell. we absolutely lose

[@ericharrison619]

I believe all of their senses were better.

[@sillydacialogan]

Neanderthal Melee Weapons: Axes Human Melee Weapons: Swords, Blades etc. Cro-Magnon Melee Weapons: Spears Neanderthal Range Weapons: Unknown Human Range Weapons: Guns and Bows Cro-Magnon Melee Weapons: Spears

[@iaplas6192]

Bright side : Bigger Dosent mean its better Samsung advertise pops up : Bigger is better Me : The fudge?

[@RikoJAmado]

Physically, in hand to hand combat I have no doubt that a Neanderthal could probably take out an average “modern” human. But A military trained person or martial artist would stand a chance.

[@proudexmuslim2354]

They were less intelligent than humans.

[@Uriah625]

You know, I still think the Neanderthal would win. Although they may not know modern martial arts or military training, their daily life was combat as well as pain. Throw in that they were built like a tank.

[@chasedreamsgetgains1825]

In a no rules no weapons fight I think neanderthals would beat tf out of us

[@YounesKD]

*2:48* cold steppe, clearly it's a savanna in africa

[@tiny6475]

I'd also like to say that humans have an Achilles tendon. We out hunted neanderthals because we could track prey for miles and we used throwing weapons, neanderthals were ambush predators that cant throw efficiently so they used melee weapons.

[@Alg0rM0rtis]

Indeed. Just to add more info to readers, different from neanderthals, what Tiny meant was that humans are one of the best persistent hunters. Meaning we are able to chase our prey for long distances until it gets too exhausted to move. Neanderthals were not built for that.

[@Burt1038]

Neanderthals were not meat eaters exclusively, although the majority of their calories came from meat, due to meat being very calorie dense. In reality the women probably spent much of their days foraging just like human hunter-gatherers.

[@ΣπαρτιάτηςΣπαρτιάτης-ω1ξ]

227 kilos bench press vs 63 kilos bench press means 3.6 times stronger. That's 360% stronger, not 5-20% stronger.

[@anandknr]

You are hyper homosapien

[@frosty2579]

He went supersapien

[@ToSense]

Good video, but if you're doing a comparison you should show each species in the same time period even though both have "different" DNA sequences.

[@AeonAxisProductions]

The answer depends on how much time we each have to prepare Like tierzoo said "given enough time humans can win almost any fight if theyre given enough time to prepare"

[@norsendo6532]

3:56 *PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION*

[@joshualabadie6914]

In terms of a fist fight neanderthal stomps. They have more muscle first of all so all the blows modern day humans would throw at them won't be as effective as one may think, even with martial arts we still would be stomped out. Denser bones, more stamina, more power and more strength. Overall modern day humans don't have a prayer in a fist fight against our ancient ancestors, they're adapted to harsher conditions that us and that gives them the upper hand

[@irishduck2826]

Nobody: Neanderthals: it's big brain time

[@orderofshadow]

You’re asking if Berserker would win against Saber.

[@hamkahasnim670]

Order of Shadow balmond vs saber

[@wikanpradyan6616]

@@hamkahasnim670 is this Mobile Legend?

[@thedevilcyclops6360]

@@wikanpradyan6616 the comment is fate/ stay night and the reply is Yes Mobile Legends

[@kyaryi1]

Is this a fate reference?

[@orderofshadow]

Why not both.

[@hebneh]

What I've wondered about for years - if a Neanderthal man got cleaned up and dressed in modern clothes, could he walk around in a crowd and not look dramatically different to where everyone would stare at him? Could he pass for a man of today? I've wanted to get an authoritative answer to that for a long time.

[@imthe0ne317]

They look like homeless men

[@hebneh]

@@imthe0ne317 Except my point is, if they were given baths and haircuts and shaves and dressed in clean clothes - meaning that they would NOT look like a modern homeless person - would they still look odd to us?

[@Uriah625]

I would think so. Seeing a guy around 5’ tall built like Mr. Universe is unusual to begin with. Then a head shaped differently with much larger eyes and nose would be noticeably different.

[@KFrost-fx7dt]

Everything I've read says they were within the range of modern human variability, both physically and mentally.

[@TheRealFocalors]

Neanderthals: We are buff and can crush you like a bug. Modern Humans: Cool. *pulls out micro uzis*

[@Hoopfan83]

Humans with their technology would dominate. Just with an ordinary pistol.

[@fingerrobot6209]

Hoopfan83 probs with a butter knife tbh

[@fbyi2940]

Better yet...a crossbow

[@mylesmcgee4720]

So you’re telling me the average Neanderthal was my little sister’s height.... kinda makes them way less intimidating.

[@edmundblackaddercoc8522]

Yeah but, they pull your arms from their sockets when they lose.

[@undeadarmy8847]

@@edmundblackaddercoc8522 Neanderthals wouldn't be able to rip someone's arm off

[@maggie0285]

I'd rather hang out with Ned. He lived simple. I know he was happy

[@SiemprePedrito]

Evolution has answered this question: sapiens win.

[@NoobNoobNews]

Funny story is that Neanderthals had larger brains, and were significantly stronger than us. In the modern world, they would out-perform in every aspect of modern function. Keep in mind, though. There is a reason why they did not develop the advanced tools we did. Imagine for a moment you are as strong as you are now, and need to crush a plastic water bottle. One of the cheap ones. Obviously, this is a difficult task and you will not be able to complete it without coming up with some sort of complex tool to crush that water bottle, right? RIGHT?! Okay, not really. You are strong enough to crush that plastic water bottle with your bare hands, and the idea of using a tool to do it for you is a bit... strange. The Neanderthal was in the same position as us, but stronger. The Neanderthal is known to have hunted massive animals with their bare hands and primitive tools. They were very close to animals in the sense that they were born with the ability to tear limbs off of deer with their fingers, and only need the bare minimum of tools for taking down the largest of wooly rhino and mammoth. Weak humans need tools to make up for our lack of strength. Imagine a body builder. You think that is strong, right? now imagine double that. We have 300 pound muscle men, but imagine 600 pound muscle men. That is the same average weight as a modern North American Black bear. The Neanderthal lacked the fangs and claws, but was essentially a Black bear. Also, Neanderthal DNA is still found in large parts of European and North Asian peoples. Also in North America. They inter-bred. The Neanderthal tribes picked up the advanced weapons, while the genetics and their strength passed on.

[@Gunpark_g]

Neanderthals would dominate in marathons

[@robinlucassen9217]

did you know us humans have 1-4 % neandertal in us?

[@robinlucassen9217]

@Eric Larsen aah I didn't know that

[@user-fl8ng9np7v]

@Intellectual One north Africans are white though so it makes sense

[@user-fl8ng9np7v]

@Slav sapient being yeah it ranges from 1% to 4%

[@predator5649]

Them hunting and carrying the bisons heavy weight automatically causes them to be muscular duh

[@Saiarts_yt]

us or the neanderthals? Us (humans): living in the modern luxuries we have everything from sweet ice, video games, transportation, the list goes on. We don't depend on survival but at least we have authority and civilization. Neanderthals: living during the evergreens were existing and colder temperatures lasted almost a day. They depended on their survival. Hunting, gathering, nomad, and making tools were usual to them. Who has the power and will to survive? Probably neanderthals. They depended on their survival working so hard to get their food as they hunt. Their life were mainly healthy and fertility was an goal for their survival. They too also had freedom before civlization existed.

[@TSkinn]

If Hank is the average man, then I'm way more above average than I thought. 😂 keep grinding though fr much peace and prosperity. 💯

[@gdmarschen7475]

8:27 extremely foggy milliseconds of environment change

[@OhMars]

If it was a physical fight between the average adult Male person today and the average neanderthal adult Male, I think The neanderthal would obviously win because they have stronger and more muscular because they more stamina strength and speed.

[@MyPrideFlag]

unless it was Chuck Norris lol

[@buttersnapswright126]

I came from ADAM AND EVE!! THE others Came from the NEPHILIM!

[@j18x34]

Um sir adam and eve is fake

[@AbdulHadiHafiz]

@@j18x34 if you are in a Abrahamic Religion etc. Christianity,Muslims or Judaism you will believe but if your in vedic religions or an atheist then you won't believe it

[@Enko315]

Short answer: we have ar-15‘s and chicken nuggets

[@hristosv1]

It would make more sense to make a parallel between humans back then and Neandertals, not modern humans.

[@spider-manbeatsbatman3610]

God:i’ve already seen this movie

[@ratticusthewinion]

Me: *watches video* Also me: *smirks slyly* Also also me: *cue the maniacal laughter*

[@splashto]

Most humans are incapacitated if they bump their leg into the edge of a coffee table. I'll go with Ned.

[@NightmarePlayzOfficiall]

Merry Christmas my fellow homosapiens 🎄

[@its2point072]

Everything in this video is so crooked and misrepresented it's honestly disheartening at how they represented our paleolithic cousins

[@yip0p]

Bright side is what you get from googling a topic and puting down the first things you see

[@duchi882]

*BRIGHTSIDE:* Who would Win? Humans vs. Neanderthals *TierZoo:* _Are Humans OP?_

[@dontreadmyprofilepicpls7944]

Aja

[@muhamadsayyidabidin3906]

Dev trying to nerf human but cannot do that lol.

[@jellyducky1636]

wow hank has done the impossible getting a girlfriend

[@2xbarret367]

Cromorons? What a perfect name for that kid.

[@olaf3918]

Who red Netherlands instead of Neanderthals 🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️

[@zamzamali2068]

Mee

[@Iraxvii]

They are so cute, remind me of dwarves from Lord of the Rings

[@monty268]

That’s what I thought 😂😂😂

[@daetonspicer7728]

Humans have been anatomically the same for 300,000 years

[@ArshdeepSingh-oc1oo]

It depends on the human we are talking about, you just can't pick a 9-5 low life for this fight

[@floridaman6572]

I agree, however you average Neanderthal would win against your average human.

[@carlkpsplucky5554]

Why’s he have to be a low life?

[@A-Clear_View]

he did say avrage a 9-5 low life is very avrage indeed prety much

[@garthmcripfist2944]

Awesome video, goes into much deeper detail than most I've seen about this. In terms of martial arts, the neanderthal would cane in grappling due to long arms and shorter legs, wider pelvis and lower center of gravity

[@JH-cs5nr]

“Can you imagine being fully grown and fending for yourself before you’re even a teen?” : *Watches season 1 of ‘The Wire’*

[@stassji5041]

I was fending for myself since 5. Not a big deal, get over it. :)

[@cw19280]

Hahaha lol like that’s true 🤣😭

[@msgeen]

4:21 Denis Cyplenkov: am I a joke to you?

[@dilbert9794]

Well Cyplenkov looks like left guy more than like right one lol

[@bestielwuca4677]

brains vs strength is like dream vs techno

[@yeti_369]

To be fair, Geese are pretty aggressive