Whose Line is it Anyway? | Hoedown (Instrumental)

[@danieltykyson8327]

Play this at Ryan Stiles' funeral.

[@MRJK87.]

Daniel Tykyson You sir are a troll. Nice

[@ellis51773]

Lol, did he finally slit his fucking wrist?

[@silentprotagonist1691]

Sung: "Ryan Stiles is my favorite whose-liner, In my mind, there's no one whose finer. It's an open casket, so kindly do not stare, Colin shaved Ryan's head and then stole all his hair."

[@xenohtype]

THEN STOLE OFF HIS HAAAAAAAIR

[@cannedmusic]

@@ellis51773 tryin' to think of something clever, with a little twist...

[@romezele]

I never was one to sing I’m not much of a fan But when this song begins to play I sing along, I can Go on for hours and hours The fun it never ends And then I realize I’m home alone and that I have no friends

[@colly9888]

How's it going Romezele I hope you're doing well Your comment's funny, It made me feel so swell Although you're super lonely, And no one is your friend. At least for these few seconds, We can play pretend. :)

[@purge001]

@@colly9888 one day i went to say to my friend i met this guy, he was quite the trend his name was Colly, he was one for one the only time i got to see him is when i was with his mum

[@xskaterquaglex]

@@purge001 Let me tell you about astro, hes a solo type of guy He doesnt have no friends and he loves to stay inside collecting all his thoughts he doesnt like to be bothered i guess thats how you act when your parents are 2 fathers

[@devlindecker]

Your parents are 2 fathers

[@rachellandis4319]

haheeheeeeeeeeee

[@vinniehein]

i am so ugly that i’ll never have a lover when i leave the house all the dogs run for cover i’m big and white and round and my back is real hairy yes, you guessed it, my name is drew carey

[@tlyman15]

People always kid me cuz I’m losing all my hair I can’t really help it that I’m folically impaired It really is quite horrible, but my life is not through I still get way more sex than either Brad or Drew

[@matthewburrows5162]

I work in a theme park, from morning until dark. Pressing buttons, cleaning sick, it's really quite a lark! Then one day last Summer, I flicked the wrong switch. And I sent the rollercoaster flying off into a ditch.

[@xenohtype]

FLYING OFF INTO A DIIIIITCH

[@leeleehenry]

Going to a carnival can be lots of fun Riding the rides and hot dogs in the bun But there is one rule that can lead to your defeat Never go on a rollercoaster right after you eat

[@Buggy-su4oy]

Went to a carnival, ate a lot of food. Decided to go on the coaster, should have known that wasn't good. As soon as the loop de loop came then that was that. Then they guy below me needed to get a new hat.

[@JimVercoe]

someone lost their stomach contents, The other day. I was on the roller coaster what an awful day. Vomit all over my clothes but the guy got me a new hat. then my wife said i told not to and then hit me with a bat.

[@CanadaDragon1]

Oh, if you ever gamble, take some advice from Drew. There's something you should never ever ever ever do. What's the best advice? The best advice I guess. Is if you ever win big, don't tell the I.R.S.

[@97channel]

Oh, last year I went out to sea, on a worldwide cruise. The captain called out mayday, that really was bad news. There were not any lifeboats, so we formed two orderly queues. And off we jumped to safety, into Ryan Stiles' shoes.

[@Jekyll08]

No more room on Ryan's shoes, our plight did not look great We tried to use Drew Carey, but he had lost all that weight Alas a way out we did find, we did not end up dead We all just used the empty space atop of Colin's head

[@AJediSurvivor]

@@Jekyll08 The space atop of Colin’s head? That is just so silly. Yes he might be bald so let’s all laugh haha hehe 🙄 One thing you should not forget, his life is still not through. After all these years he still gets way more sex than you.

[@pinedapopi]

ATOP OF COLIN'S HEEEEEAAAAAD

[@Doodrun]

Being a KZbinr is really really great~ It is a lot of work though, you can't procrastinate~ Making vlogs about the world, can't wait to see it all~ Until the day I ruin my career like Logan Paul~ CAREER LIKE LOGAN PAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUL~

[@Kukatoo]

Doodrun thumbs up for being the only comment where the amount of words actually fits the song 👍

[@arukendo7573]

i actually sung it in my head! its awesome!

[@StephenGillie]

"You tuber" also means "you potato"

[@TheDigworks]

by the time i had scrolled down to this comment that part of the song was playing and it fit perfectly

[@AndrewMai]

YOU. WIN.

[@rocketblooom]

The beauty of this video is i just wanted to hear the instrumentals and yet i found myself singing/reading along with what people wrote on here and it was great lmao

[@wolftruong2413]

I got myself a girlfriend, and boy is she sweet She's the nicest girl that you will ever meet She doesn't really say much, but I hope you understand That this girl that I'm referring to is really my left hand!

[@robertbishop8241]

I found myself a girl she is sweet as pie Me and her always come together and cry I do have a confession you should really come and see The girl that I'm dating is really 2-D

[@jakefan6374]

Well my girlfriend is the love of my life. Maybe some day I can tell you she’s my wife. She just sleeps and eats, but hey that’s a start. What else can you expect when your girlfriend’s from petsmart.

[@GameShowMike]

I found myself a girl on the Internet She was the pilot of her own Learjet When I met her for the first time at the mall I found out that her name was Laura Hall HER NAME WAS LAURA HALL!

[@BenneLuke]

By far, the best version on YT. You really captured the little flourishes Laura added in. Great job!

[@rachellandis4319]

totally agreee beennnnnneeeliukeke

[@nonplayercharacter12333]

I asked a woman on a date to impress the guys. It's not easy for someone of my size After getting frisky, I got a surprise Turns out she was my Uncle in disguise

[@TheAceBandit502]

Need at least a 10 min version for people who want to play with friends

[@chlobosumm4]

KZbin Repeat

[@chewiec739]

I'm in

[@RMArblx]

Yeah because were not like them where they can come up with lines in 5 seconds

[@salculd]

Dream big. I won't settle for less than ten hours.

[@MRJK87.]

I went on a blind date and it was really great, We wound up at my place by about eight, My blind date and I we really had a ball, I was on a blind date with Laura Hall

[@diggydiggyhole-fan]

I read that in Ryan Stiles voice

[@hannablackwell9544]

BLIND DATE WITH LAURA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL!

[@LadySophieofHougunManor7325]

Awesome blind date with Laura sounds absolutely awesome

[@gallantblade1825]

Clint, Drew, and Aisha, well I just cannot choose Who the best host of the three is this I’ll have to lose. All three are very funny, I always have a ball! But if I had to choose my favorite, it’d be Laura Hall!

[@colly9888]

Bravo! Lines up with the music very well!!

[@melindaplantinga7471]

They work on an improv show it looks really fun, Ryan with his animals and Colin's daily pun, sometimes its exhausting but they really do not care, cause they get a ton of money just by doing a random dare!

[@wesleycurtis369]

Well I attended college to become a scientist, But that opportunity would go missed I ended up in fast food, I guess it had to be, And it doesn't help that my initials spell out KFC

[@chewiec739]

SPELL OUT KFCCCCCCCC!

[@ReveiwKing999]

I got myself involved in a telemarketing scam And now because of that, I've got myself in a jam I knew I was in trouble when I called my wife Now I'm looking at twenty years to life TWENTY YEARS TO LIIIIIIFE!

[@baroswista3504]

Indeed, he gave away the clue He did a thing, as host, so sacrebleu To "What's a hoe?" you'd never bet your penning's, To the very host we call Ken Jennings!

[@TXGrackle]

Working at a fast food place can really be quite fun, you take a couple orders, do some cleaning, then you're done, sometimes there are days where you just wanna hide or run, or shove the customers head into the hot fry station.

[@allelitetyler9526]

Into the hot fry station!

[@kuledood543]

I was a very fast kid, the fastest kid on track All of my classmates, they all had my back And I got tons of girls, they were really fine But it ended when they found out I was twenty-nine

[@MidiMaze178]

High school is a challenge, it really is a pain I think I might just lose it if I take this class again I always fail the final, I do it all the time And all I’m asked to do is end a hoedown right for once-god damn it!

[@leeleehenry]

When you're in high school you learn a lot But for some they just smoke pot Going to gym and doing each lesson And when you die you can become a classroom skeleton

[@littleleeroy101]

@@MidiMaze178 you really cracked me up with this one xD hahaha

[@GameShowMike]

Twenty years have passed since I was in high school Don’t you ever tell me that I made myself a fool I now work in a restaurant, yes it is scary That’s the only reason why my boss is Drew Carey MY BOSS IS DREW CAREY!

[@kirbysuperstar5494]

In the mushroom kingdom, im going on a quest. Bowser and his minions, put me to the test. Jumping, running, fire balling, really is a hassle. Im gonna lose my mind if the princess, is in another castle.

[@pokemondimensions1297]

IS IN ANOTHER CASTLLLLLLEEEEE!

[@michaelwalterselevatorsrob5009]

I LOVE TO SING LIKE COLIN I REALLY REALLY DO I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY DO AND WHEN I SING LIKE COLIN IT MAKES ME HAVE GREAT JOY BECAUSE I... *PanicAttack*

[@Gamingdude-yy1dc]

Reading the comments is quite fun All these funny verses really roll off the tongue But I gotta saaaaaaay one thing worst than trolls Some of these verses have to much syl-la-bulls

[@Thatoneguy0007]

I’m not good at hoedowns, boy I really stink, so when this song comes on, I really start to think. But when I start-a-singin’ it turns out just fine. My biggest hope is that I finish on time.

[@wolftruong2413]

I come from a country at the bottom of the world Aotearoa, and its beauty all unfurled We've had binge drinking, sunburn, and racism for years And our accent, oh boy, it sure grates on your ears!

[@kainedakillerv2704]

Kia ora fellow kiwi

[@devingibson4463]

If I get on Whose Line I'll do a hoedown I'll sing about cookies or maybe a clown The fun would be amazing it would never end Whose Line is so much better than the show Friends

[@devoncarliss]

Just found out the other day, I’m failing math There is no light at the end of my path I still live with my parents now that I’m older Welcome to McDonald’s may I take your order?

[@52xeloR]

SquareFeathers MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDERRRRR!

[@lucasblanton5203]

😂😂😂😂

[@ryansmith1044]

A mosquito came up and he bit-bit me He took all my blood, can't you see how...see? I have a lot of blood loss *faints*

[@EmceeCh4p]

Old, crappy channel I'm coming back to....never saw all the love this got! Thanks a bunch

[@DeadRaymanWalking]

Sora has been revealed as Smash's last DLC, I understand that his games involve a lot of Disney Certainly his reveal is quite a new start, It's because I've never played Kingdom Hearts!

[@theincredibadger3496]

I don't take the subway, because I live in a small town~ So everywhere I go, there's never one around~ But if we had a subway, that'd be pretty cool~ I've always wondered what'd be like to sit in someone's stool~ I'm the conductor, on this here subway~ I show up to work, and I make pretty good pay~ But the riders, they cause me lots of pain~ So when they make me mad I run them over with the train~ I took the subway, it was pretty neat~ The service there was excellent and they had comfy seats~ But there was one problem on one of my rides~ I heard a loud BOOM! and then somebody died~ Taking the subway, is something I don't do~ Because all of the people are really really rude~ One guy once approached me, he looked pretty scary~ Until I realized that that man was Drew Carey~ That man was Drew Careyyyyyyy!~

[@brycestpeter]

I practiced this at improv And it was really fun Because it is the same game I knew Whose Line had done And now I’ve found a track Hopefully my troupe can use Cause it would really suck If Drew Carey ever sues

[@GameShowMike]

I had to wait for cable installation the whole day It really made me mad that for TV I must pay So when he came to the door, what did he see? I was wearing a negligee and I got cable for free Oh, you might think it’s risky for a guy like me To be making fun of the cable company Won’t that cost you lots of money? NO! Cause I’m not on cable! I’m on ABC! With my new cable, I have a lot of choice Some of it makes me happy; some of it makes me moist It really is quite wonderful; I’m happy as a louse Now all day I can see Full House I really hate my cable guy, he makes me wait all day There is one guy that I really don’t want to pay Then one sunny day I really got my wish I murdered my cable guy and then I got a dish THEN I GOT A DISH!

[@theeppanda1012]

I really really love this song it is just the best The best that's on the show that some think is a mess This makes me feel better I watch it when I'm sick Is there any way that I can get some sheet music?

[@Sidney_JN]

I have some advice for you, WizSlinger398 You won’t like it one bit though, it really isn’t great I’m sure you have used google to search for this whole thing I’m sorry but you’ll have to resort to using Bing

[@theeppanda1012]

Dear Jimmy D. Squirrel, I took your advice I found some videos on Bing that really were quite nice I can play it better now but it is not the best I'll practice what I've got so far and then fill in the rest

[@kingofthelimes4670]

@@Sidney_JN this was super wholesome, and it gave me a laugh I really had to tell you this on my own behalf. It feels real good to know how music brings us together All cracking jokes just like we're birds of a feather

[@lucasblanton5203]

@@kingofthelimes4670 birds of a featherrrrrr

[@hridaykaushik6092]

I'm really skinny I should go to gym my parents were worried why am i so thin until I turned fourteen now I'm really strong thanks to Ryan Colin kissing I GOT a big forearm GOT A BIG FOREAAAAAAAAAAAARM

[@ackbarfan5556]

"One day as a joke, I gave a cop the finger. I took off real fast; I didn't wanna linger. I headed on the freeway. I didn't get too far. Stupid me, I was walking. I wasn't in a car!"

[@AJediSurvivor]

I hate stubbing my toes, the pain is just the worst I do it all the time, I think I must be cursed Then someone said to me, here’s what you must do To protect your toes wear a pair of Ryan’s shoes

[@whatlifethrowsatus]

This song is seriously, the fuuuckkin best.. It alllways really , puts you to the test.. You Gotta think quickly about the next line.. And if you fuck it up it will never ever rhyme !

[@pokemondimensions1297]

WILL NEVER EVER RHYYYYYME

[@davebancos]

I realize I’m five years late sorry about that Most of my KZbin history is music, vlogs and cats I do have a small request it will not take too long But could you maybe do the Irish drinking song?

[@mr.trashpanda471]

Yes I played brass in marching band, A freshman in highschool, Music during football games, But boy was I as fool, When the all cheerleaders danced I felt like such a loner, I might've player the tuba but I got my first tromboner

[@Buggy-su4oy]

Daylights Saving is something many people dread It can be a pain to set their clocks ahead Why can't there just be a normal time to keep Then maybe everyone could get some #@%#@*#@ sleep!

[@bluebear1985]

Five hundred points for giving the online censors something to think about.😁 Drew used to say that if something was or had the potential to be bleeped during the show. At least I've seen him mention it in the blooper reel before.

[@smalls1485]

I read this comment section and wanted to be great I created one from scratch but it got a lot of hate I thought maybe making one of mine, would be something cool Maybe just stealing wouldn’t make me such a fool

[@Cobalts_]

For the last year, I've been feeling really stuck So in 2023, I wish us better luck If things don't get much better, I don't know what I'll do But hey look on the bright side, there's still no COVID 2

[@themadman731]

People always tell me that I should lose some weight Everybody laughs at me and that I really hate But I’m not complaining cause I made an epic fail I don’t know how much I weigh because I broke the scale

[@DeadRaymanWalking]

The other night Whose Line got preempted, there was nothing else to do, so I got really, really mad, I had told my buddy that nothing else will bear fruit, Nothing makes me happy, not even Crash Bandicoot! (based on a true story when the only CW affiliate on my cable preempted the remainder of this past Monday's episode of WLIIA with sports coverage)

[@quizzlerprofessor]

Nice one mate🤣

[@DeadRaymanWalking]

@@quizzlerprofessor Funny enough, when I managed to see that WLIIA episode on TheCWSeed app on my iPhone, they did a hoedown. Coincidence? I think not! :-P

[@__________7483]

I'll have to remember to use this for family game night

[@KTSpeedruns]

Well I play randomizers, so I am never bored Will I find a rupee, or the kokiri sword? The settings can be daunting, and that is what I fear if there's another power outage, I'ma need a beer

[@G2Quiznos025]

Randomizer nuzlockes, are really fun to do. On my latest run, my team of psuedos marched on through. I made it past the Elite Four, without breaking a sweat. And then the Champion, had a team of Wobbuffet.

[@pokemondimensions1297]

@@G2Quiznos025 A TEAM OF WOBBUFFEEEEET

[@themadman731]

I was an astronaut, it really was a hoot. I went into space, but I didn’t have a suit, They just sent me on a ship, I didn’t have a care, But no one ever told me that there wasn’t any air!

[@wolter6102]

I'm a great cartoonist, I draw all cartoons If you really want I can one just for you Gotta think of something funny for this next scene I'll just draw this guy getting punched in the spleen

[@tabletkidofficial]

I like playing video games, that is plain to see, But I went a little overboard with the Sims 3. It became apparent that I got carried away When Drew married Laura, then opened up as gay!

[@rachellandis4319]

hahaha what a nice song. Gonna share this with my niece! I think she will like it very much :). Anybody have recommendations for other music I might enjoy? Thank you so much for all the kind birthday wishes too heeeeeeeee heeeeeeeeee

[@HART-sk3bz]

Once I Robbed a store It was really small All they had were knick knacks all over the walls little did I know they had guards out back So now I'm in the parking lot getting kicked in the A$$

[@michaeltucker720]

I've got a little story, I need to tell it quick I had a case of munchies, and Taco Bell just clicked. It was real delicious, but I need to call it quits Cause now I'm on the toilet, now I have the shits.

[@DarianBornmann]

Fucking amazing😂😂😂

[@leonarcadia]

Meow!

[@imjelo]

The best hoedown line from *Captain Hair* !! 🐱🤣🤣🤣

[@LeeOsburn]

The presidential debate of 2024, Oh how it hurts my sanity, I just can't take no more, Rest in peace America, oh how I'm going to miss her, One candidate's got Alzheimer's, the other one is Hitler! 🎵🎶🎵🎶

[@GameShowMike]

I celebrated the birthday of my best friend I bought her a balloon bouquet that I would send It came with a card and a very special song The next thing I knew was that the song was long The tenth of July is a special day Because on that day I celebrate my birthday I receive balloons from all of my girlfriends When I am very old, I will be likely wearing Depends There are special days, then there are birthdays You can get away with many things anyways But you should celebrate very responsibly And if you have to drink, do it sensibly One night I celebrated someone’s birthday When I saw him, I didn’t know what to say But when he came out, I thought he looked real scary Turns out the birthday boy was Drew Carey BIRTHDAY BOY WAS DREW CAREY!

[@agoogleuser1035]

On my 18th birthday, my father said to me “Go and spread your wings, my son, be the best you can be. I’m proud of the man you’ve become, hope you find a spouse. Now pack up all your shit and get the fuck out of my house.”

[@sarahedwards2]

Since it's a hoedown, "The Yellow Rose of Texas" can also be sung to this tune. You're welcome. There's a yellow rose in Texas that I am gonna see Nobody else could miss her, not half as much as me She cried so when I left her, it like to broke my heart And if I ever find her we never move apart She's the sweetest little rosebud that Texas ever knew Her eyes are bright as diamonds, they sparkle like the dew You may talk about your Clementine and sing of Rosa Lee But the Yellow Rose of Texas is the only girl for me Where the Rio Grande is flowin', and starry skies are bright She walks along the river in the quiet summer night I know that she remembers when we parted long ago I promised to return and not to leave her so Oh, now I'm gonna find her, for my heart is full of woe We'll do the things together we did so long ago We'll play the banjo gaily, she'll love me like before And the Yellow Rose of Texas shall be mine forevermore (Mine forevermore!) I didn't include the duplicate verses.

[@skorn8112]

I had a good life going, college was a ball. But then one stupid thing I did, ruined it all. I ruined my whole dorm room blew it all apart. Serves me right for trying to light my farts.

[@AshLepak]

I just had this tune in my head the other day

[@AJediSurvivor]

One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind People say that’s what he said, I will think you’ll find. You know what he actually said, something you can’t dismiss, There’s no way a cow can jump over this

[@javichuelas]

Been stuck in my apartment, since Thursday the 19th I haven’t hugged anyone since I’ve been quarantined Standing on my balcony and now it’s starting to rain Fuck you COVID, I’m slowly going insane

[@GameShowMike]

Covid took my full time job away from me I wound up complaining to the EEOC They failed to make a true determination So I sued my boss for wrongful termination

[@528Pie]

I woke up this mornin', my tummy was a' rumbling I ran to the bathroom, and clogged up all the plumbing My stomach hurt so bad, it hurt like hell What did I eat last night, I ate taco bell!

[@Marunius]

Is there any way to get the sheet music from you? Please!! The ones online have such terrible transcription of the verse...

[@GabrielGarcia-nb5zp]

THE CHURCH HOEDOWN We had potluck just the other day Pretty straightforward we gave thanks and we ate But theres one thing i really got to sing it sucks that 75% never bring anything

[@williamcooper007]

I went to beach with Drew, and boy was it fun. He took off his shirt and everybody else was done. We got a place there, an apartment that we leased, He was being pushed into the water by some guys from Greenpeace.

[@LegoYesMegaBloxNoVGCPd3dsaRE3]

Oh, I love eating fast food It really is a treat All those meaty burgers And french fries you can eat Now I'm lying on the couch Going for a snoozer But you'll soon see me on TV On "The Biggest Loser"!

[@slobodanreka1088]

Ryan disliked this 14 times.

[@DeadRaymanWalking]

Futurama’s season finale was on a cliffhanger I tried to keep my moods real bright, but I feel there’s a shamer Awaiting for a season premiere date is making me scream I’ll make like Phillip J. Fry and go into deep freeze!

[@allelitetyler9526]

Go into deep freeeeeeeeeeeze

[@SpookyFaceGaming]

Coming here to church can be somewhat of a bore I don't think I want to come here anymore Last time the priest came and slapped me in the face Cause he caught me sleeping while they sang amazing grace!

[@GameShowMike]

I’m sitting in my church pew after communion Thankful to God for a perfect union All of a sudden, I hear the big church bell I then break out singing Alleluia Raise The Gospel!

[@d33jus]

When I was a kid I watched both my parents die But I guess that happens in a city full of crime I starting training and thought of a plan I’ll fight all of the bad guys while proclaiming “ I’M BATMAN!!”

[@music-channel69]

2022, this year is almost here. How crappy it's been, just about everywhere. I don't know about you, how can it get better? The only solution would be a resetter.

[@DeadRaymanWalking]

The Price is Right was interrupted by my local news, I vented out on my Facebook, being mad and rather rude I really am afraid of whatever will happen next, It's time for me to become enraged and become Dr. Neo Cortex! (based upon another true story where TPIR on both CBS affiliates I get were interrupted with breaking news bulletins, which angers me)

[@opiumgoon666]

Instead of Deal or Price, this morning was a bore Apparently some dead guy went on world tour I couldn’t give a damn, and that I’m certain Cause I just wanted to see what was behind those curtains!

[@DeadRaymanWalking]

@@opiumgoon666 Nice one, yo.

[@opiumgoon666]

@@DeadRaymanWalking hey when your game shows get preempted by a bunch of old dead coots you start to take inspiration one way or another

[@DeadRaymanWalking]

@@opiumgoon666 Thanks for the feedback though :)

[@GameShowMike]

My local news preempted The Price is Right Because of a story that gave me such a fright I later found out that Bob Barker had died That’s why millions of his fans later cried

[@themaniacinthemailbox2860]

*Ryan Stiles left the chat.*

[@StimpyGir]

These comments are really great and yes that is the truth It really fits the video, y'all must be big fans too I really wanna do a good one for this awesome song But this is harder than I thought but I still had some fun

[@Cr33py_Craw1erzz]

I STILL HAD SOME FUUN

[@אסףשני-ר4ז]

Well I knew Collin's mother, yes i must tell the truth, When she was nursing collin, her milk was 90 proof, She wanted to kick the habit, she didn't know what to do, But if your baby looked like that then you'd be drinking too

[@RappinPicard]

My mother drinks a lot; I know that isn't strange But her behavior gets really strangе She acts as though she's from somewhеre else, maybe like Venus Oh, by the way, Chip has a little penis

[@jo287]

Awesome because hashtag yee haw!

[@agoogleuser1035]

I threw a bachelor party for one of my best friends. We stripped our clothes off and drank beer, it was really grand. Getting drunk and naked, boy it was a ride. But then, when I woke up, I was in bed with the bride.

[@allelitetyler9526]

IN BED WITH THE BRIDE

[@DeadRaymanWalking]

Ten years ago the plug was pulled on Futurama, as if the year for me caused me enough drama, And now today, it's nothing that's for me to boo, Futurama made a comeback to Hulu!!

[@allelitetyler9526]

A comeback to Hulu!!!

[@freakfoxvevo7915]

To everyone scrolling through this: welcome to the Comment Sections' 3 hour hoedown

[@DehydratedRaccoon]

I went down the Hudson, and I caught a fish. That sure was a big one, hah boy do I wish! I burnt my morning breakfast, I used it, oh wait... Now I understand why the darn fish won't take the bait!

[@rachelschenck9761]

Whenever I eat dairy, I get really gassy. At times I tend to think it's not very scary. I sit on the toilet to get it all out. If you ever ask me, it's not very classy.

[@DrakealNetwork]

People like to give fast-food the short end of the stick But but quickly to give it a lick Honestly it's much better then debt coming out of the ears You might have a doctorate and debt you'll be buried with

[@hootaofthefunkybuddha]

You know it's kinda hard just to get along today Our subject isn't cool, but he fakes it anyway He may not have a clue and he may not have style But everything he lacks, well he makes up in denial! He makes up in deniaaaaal!

[@derekmessenger2166]

Sheet music at all??

[@gewoondimi4613]

Not me just having this on repeat and singing all the comments 😂

[@agoogleuser1035]

I went out last Halloween, my costume was so scary And before you ask, I did not dress up like Drew Carey I went and sniffed the kids, so next year keep them hidin’ And that’s the last year that I go out as Joe Biden

[@Maweena]

People always kid me, this song is difficult to play Until I sat at the piano and thought…what the hey They were all really proud and cheered me on with glee Until I picked up the tempo because I had to pee

[@mr.magnolia]

My name is Killjoy, I am a Sentinel. When I put my ult down, the attackers just yell I have my own turret, i have it on a leash When i gun down my enemies, my teammates scream “SHEEESH”

[@DeadRaymanWalking]

Playing Animal Crossing at night can cause a scare, there's tarantulas for six months I have to beware, then I noticed a scorpion, and I couldn't steer clear, I suddenly heard out of nowhere, "GET OVER HERE!" (thumbs up if you get the reference of the last line)

[@loyalcav1575]

When I got to church one day I thought it was neat. How I was Naive I really want to eat. I asked my Mother in secret what time we get out. She told it lasted 3 hours I really want to shout!!

[@Phalanx3891]

@ChapDGSN This is excellent! I was thinking of recording my own vocals over this arrangement and uploading that recording to my own channel (without monetization). Would that be okay with you? If you would prefer not to respond publicly, you can send me an email (see my About info on my channel). Thanks!

[@AlexTorma]

Do you have the .mus file for download?

[@Powelek]

Cthulhu/C'thun/Yagg'Saron/N'zoth/Yahwe/Zeus/Acerus//FSM bless your soul. But. Can we get any sheets? I know, it's almost a year old, but still. I need that sheets. All i found anywhere on the internet are missing something.

[@Ally_Rayne6]

A computer techie or a writer was the dream for me Heading to college to chase the dream down was a task Getting there was not the challenge but the work was At least I’m not singing another censored hoedown!

[@AllenWrench83045]

reply to this comment with a stanza about getting in trouble at school I'll go first: I once got in trouble cause I hit a little boy He tried to show his artwork off and I was much annoyed So I threw a punch at him and said he's not admired Later that day in the office they said I was fired

[@GameShowMike]

I was bullied throughout my years in school Witnesses chided them and made the bullies drool The principal intervened and made them pay attention Guess what? The next day, they were in detention

[@tabletkidofficial]

I got done watching Star Wars; it’s really not the best. They took the plot and turned it into visual effects. It used to be a epic tale that really shook the nation, But now it’s getting milked by the Disney Corporation!

[@colly9888]

I always enjoy coming back to this video just to sing the comments. Well done, Joey!!!

[@justinhamilton8647]

Colly his name isn’t Joey lmao, it’s a joke

[@threestrikesmarxman9095]

Oh, I knew Colin's mother, yes, I must tell the truth When she was nursing Colin, her milk was 90-proof! She wanted to kick the habit, she didn't know what to do But if your baby looked like that then you'd be drinking, too!

[@EizenDBroniac]

Now let's sing a hoedown about Sunset Shimmer Oh wait, isn't she just a clone of Starlight Glimmer? Or was it the other way around, I don't know but thank Luna this isn't called "The Rainbow Dash Show"! Sunset Shimmer stole the tiara, but why? It was so she could control Equestria High But when she discovered the magic of "Friendship" that was the day I said, "Damn, what a trip!" Sure, she's a pony who's from Equestria but the only response that I give back is "Huh?" I'll think I'll pass from watching this multi-poniverse and instead binge watch all of Steven Universe This is a subject I don't wanna talk about whenever I hear this, it makes me wanna shout But why would that be the case? Why don't you know? Why would a full-grown ass man watch a kids show? Grown ass man watch a kids show

[@Twister980]

Hey there, my Gang. I'm in a little rut KZbin is mad at me, a stick is up their butt I don't know what I did, that caused my views to fall I just tazed a dead rat, my name is Logan Paul! Hey what's up, I'm the one they ship with only guys. I'll tell you: My fans, they crinkle all my fries. Some of them will stalk me, even when I poo. Hey can't you guess? my name is Markimoo. Hello there KZbin, just bump with me your fist. I'll tell you something, Google's pretty pist. But lemme tell you something, my views they are so high. Hey there my brothers, my name is PEW Di Pie! Hey, I may not be well known by my stuff has some class. I can make pieces of art, without kissing an ass. But people tell me, I'm below 4 feet five. Hey come on, you guys! I'm Jerma985!