Why Are Those Glasses Shaped That Way?

[@ModernRogue]

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[@ThatGuy-ou4ev]

When you guys hitting 1M subs?

[@ANONYMOUS221212]

Can I get an interview?

[@loganwilley6740]

Is trevor ok in this episode he looks like he got into a fight and lost....badly plus he looks like a pube hair away from fighting everyone nearby

[@christophersteel9390]

You should do a video on learning to be a fireman and actually put fires out :)

[@autumnhd]

they hearted the comment, you know what that means

[@MattyMakez]

As a career fireman, I would love to see this

[@LG-rq5by]

you really wanna reset that accident counter arent you?

[@MystLunarabne]

I think we're probably more likely to see them somehow turn a fire extinguisher into a flamethrower.

[@christophersteel9390]

@@LG-rq5by knowing Jason that most likely will happen 😂

[@befuddled2010]

When they get to the coupe glass (starting around 8:00-8:22) the expressions that wash over Trevor's face as they ramble, rant and riff are priceless!

[@Joker8pie]

8:10 Look at the amount of disgust in Trever's face after Brian says "milk"

[@riftalope]

Milk in the middle of hard drinking curdles in you like that joke did. I remember one bar that kept pint cartons of buttermilk in the walk-in. They made a variety of "Flips". I had a New York Flip.

[@ormagoden915]

is it me or does Trevor look like he is about to kill them both??

[@gallifrog6144]

It's not just you He looks like he wants to brain them with the tiki mug

[@vict4451]

It's not just you. He looked done with the Collins glass bit.

[@letsgobrandon8271]

He looked like someone kicked his ass. Looks beat up. Too bad, I like Trevor.

[@ArmyBoiSweat]

@@letsgobrandon8271 he's just a lot hungover

[@elijahhorn2058]

*himself

[@ViviSectia]

I love the subtle zooming in on Trevor during the Cosmopolitan bit.

[@lowcrbnaman8596]

I used to love that Stephen Hawking topic intro. Bring that back.

[@heavens.sorrow]

Yup

[@upinarms79]

Dresspants Robot Man.

[@astroguy5364]

The Modern Rogue brings back text to speech

[@nicholassmith3341]

**Sad robot noises**

[@lwtve]

Jesus, is Trever alright? He got this thousand yard stare thing going on in this episode.

[@idahopotato4703]

He honestly looks really hungover Or they made all these episodes in one take and they have probably been there a while

[@lodos1330]

He's never been the same since Viet Nam

[@wabbylegs101]

Fact: He Really likes drinking

[@ElijsDima]

Hangover.

[@VVheeli]

Extremely tired of Brian and Jason’s dumb jokes. Especially during the Collins glass.

[@angeldavid3026]

brian's jokes in this are just too funny😂😂 plus the speed at which he thinks of those jokes is impressive.😂

[@Dublin.DareDevil]

A coup full of milk?

[@thatguymitch]

they were scripted, the fake laughs are so obvious.

[@PersonOfRandomnesss]

@@thatguymitch if you think they're that scripted you haven't been here for long

[@thatguymitch]

@@PersonOfRandomnesss tell me that G.I. joke wasnt scripted and listen to the reaction and laughs, that was fake.

[@MrNight-dg1ug]

@@thatguymitch They don't script *that* much. Of course, the sponsorships are 100% scripted, but they improv. quite a lot.

[@jonathangrey2183]

Stemless martini glasses are the best! Would highly recommend. Rather than a stem, it has a little nub area at the bottom which gives all the benefits of a stem without it being top-heavy and easy to tip.

[@AskAScreenwriter]

So is someone going to dress up in that suit of armor and start walking around hitting people with a rubber chicken a la Monty Python each episode now? :-)

[@Enl1gtend]

Jesus Christ I'm not done with the video yet but that GI tract joke was next level

[@jonathonhunt5387]

I had to Google it I'm not a real innards guy still funny though

[@hi.ashleyj]

13:02 "they don't carry it in this bar for a reason' - the wise words of someone who have been told off multiple times and also has a problem

[@humanoid251]

That GI tract joke was fantastic! GG Mr. Brushwood

[@sylviechan2163]

Is Trevor ok? He looks like he hasn't slept for days and was punched in the face too.

[@revolver265]

Yeah, he's got that thousand yard stare like he's seen some shit and trying to keep it together. Honestly, I get it though. They filmed this after 'Nam and he'll never be the same.

[@dairyqueue]

10:07 should answer your question

[@enoughofyourkoicarp]

I love Trever's expression, as if to say "Savages, all of you." XD

[@ComradePhoenix]

Nobody: Brian:　ＧＩ　ＴＲＡＣＴ Also, I always thought it was called a Moscow Mule because the vodka kicks like a mule.

[@ObiTrev]

I thought it was called a Moscow Mule, because you had to be commie bastard to order one.

[@viniciobrancato4900]

I don’t have the knowledge necessary to get the joke, can you explain?

[@Tunkkis]

@@viniciobrancato4900 G.I. tract is short for gastro-intestinal tract, as in your stomach, bowels etc.

[@Aquila009]

Tunkkis thank you. This is why I came into the comments.

[@Tunkkis]

@@Aquila009 You are welcome! Glad to be helpful!

[@zizn8r]

what about steins? campaign flutes? big gulps? skulls of your enemies?! cmon Trevor, yer cutting out the goods glasses

[@revolver265]

One of those things is not like the other. Jesus man, champagne flutes? Eeeeew. I would much prefer the head of my deceased and beheaded enemies in my open palm, it's just that they always need a bunch of food-safe silicone to seal off those damn eye holes and jaw holes. No hate on big gulps though, those are always great for vodka.

[@thunderfieldcastle]

You have to feel for Trevor here (his expression at 8:13 like he’s dealing with that one child you get in every classroom)

[@assemragab6972]

6:43 yiu can hear Brian's relief in his voice when this worked with the glass rather than a beer can ahahhaa

[@matthewellisor5835]

Oh, Brian, that wacky Brian... Your 'GI Tract' joke just split my guts.

[@tylerdanielson7761]

Somehow you guys need to make a video game called "Cause I'm a modern Rogue" and it goes through what you guys have done and has some badass skilltree

[@doc21354]

Half expected Trevor to pull out a solo cup instead of a shot glass

[@ErikWaitWhiskyStudies]

Not only do different shapes of glasses for different types of alcoholic beverage (beer, whisky, cocktail) but for wine different types of grapes are better served in specific stemware. This is why Reidel makes different glasses for Pinot Noir, oaked Chardonnay, Riesling etc. I’ve tested disbelievers on many occasions and they’ve all become convinced.

[@burntdomain9822]

Oh boy, it's time for the Donkey to come back

[@RyaansInSpace]

I still think a billiards basics/cool tricks video is needed.

[@TheNukedNacho]

Screw thermal lag. The best lag is the pause between Brian’s GI Tract and them breaking down laughing.

[@giorgitsiklauri1283]

4:38 stay on tract, it's a colon.

[@zombieguy]

There's honestly never a bad episode with Trever always finish the video laughing and ready for a drink.

[@rhodie9338]

The urban legend I've always heard about the martini glass was that it rose to popularity during prohibition because they made it super easy to dispose of your drink when you got raided by the feds.

[@justinbanks2380]

That camera view at 9:24 the actors staring at the empty glass Trevor is holding... Perfect 👌

[@Jester_The_Jynxster]

Best part of the whole video Brian: Where is the Rumpleminz? Trevor: They don't carry it at this bar, for a reason. No night of drinking, involving rumpleminz, has ever ended with "I got home and went to bed". Unless preceded by: "once we left the hospital", "after I got bailed out", or "after I accidentally bought a peacock, a pig, and a giant salamander" (it's happened... )

[@gallifrog6144]

Trevor looks so ashamed of Brian and Jason at 4:34 and 8:16 is definitely questioning his life choices and can they really be that uninformed

[@jwec9867]

Time stamp for G.I. Tract joke 2:29. Play it on a slower playback speed. Have fun!

[@ranwolf1240]

my favorite part is the delayed reaction. There's something about a joke that takes a beat or two to get that just seems to make it funnier

[@Phryxil]

8:14 😂😂😂 that wheezy prospector laugh!

[@damyenhockman5440]

"Does the glass matter?" *Mead mug glances around nervously*

[@paulableman2663]

It's because of this series of videos that I know what drinks I like. From building the home bar to trying the showcased cocktails, I have become a true rogue in the drinking scene. Plus, I sound super classy when I order an Aviation. It's almost like I'm hacking some system or something...

[@DancefloorDaleGaming]

That "G.I. Tract" joke is the dad joke of the year.

[@RoyalBack]

Can we have a video filled with Brians dad jokes? ......PLEASE

[@LetsGoPulling]

Can we talk about how Trever is wearing a Cruel Intentions t-shirt?

[@fish3977]

>martini >shot of vodka something's not right here

[@dixonbertrand5652]

I was searching for a comment like this ngl

[@XsjadosRoom]

The Cocktail 'Martini' is made with either Gin or Vodka, and Vermouth. So an extra dry Vodka Martini which means no Vermouth at all, is a shot of Vodka, shaken and strained in a Martini glass. Sorry

[@fish3977]

@@XsjadosRoom sorry but that would be "vodka martini" which isn't really a martini at all. A proper martini is made out of gin and vermouth and extra dry one would be just chilled shot of gin

[@cypherusuh]

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[@wizardofwin8732]

i like how the dude panned over to the taps in the beginning, i dont know if it was intentional but i was immediately wondering if brians dont touch sign was still on there haha

[@kaoskanon]

In Sweden, we actually have different words for a "one and one" drink and a drink with multiple ingredients. The first is called a "grogg", while the latter is called a "drink". The more you know!

[@shoonger001]

I like to bring some class to my alcoholic benders thanks.

[@karl_alan]

I actually have an antique snifter holder that suspends the glass above a votive candle to heat it, holding the bulb over the flame and the stem well away so it stays cool for your hand.

[@laurenhawes7201]

8:10 Brian's laugh is what you would expect to come out of a kooky old man who lives in Arkansas and sells moonshine behind a KFC at the staff door.

[@PapaHill822]

Lauren Hawes bahahaah! :)

[@Roman-ch2hx]

8:12 Trever's face was my exact reaction. 😂😂

[@kyleking6101]

To be fair, a common theory about why you touch your glass to another's is because the Romans were paranoid about being poisoned so they would fairly forcefully tap each others' glasses so that if any one drink was poisoned, so would all the others. Just thought I'd say that after hearing your conversation about drinks spilling into another's glass when toasting at 8:40

[@TheStrangerous]

Kyle King Fascinating! I had no idea.

[@grpproductions230]

Glassware can also be used to prime a drinker on flavor. E.G Stuff served in a martini or coupe tend to be primed as a more classy drink and other primes a delicate, more balanced or sophisticated taste, where a tiki glass will prime more tropical, pineapple and punchy flavors

[@maxb3248]

The wit is quick with this one

[@mushudragonusa2014]

This was about 4 months before my life was turned upside down and it brings back so much nostalgia for me.

[@6ftS]

something you never admit in front of your friends : " I have some high balls.."

[@professordd8731]

6:06 looking at it and saying it's and end of the evening drink like he knows all too well and maybe it's already the end of the evening and it's time to end the video 😂

[@GriffVicious]

This is what happens when Brian keeps hanging out with Diamond Jim Tyler, he starts picking up those next level dad jokes

[@gallantgatsby]

I left the spin me right round music video for this. I am content.

[@daniifernz]

Video: *shows a variety of glassware of which to drink beverages* Me: *drinks anything in a mug*

[@thunderfieldcastle]

Can’t you just have Trevor in every episode? Any video with the three of you together is always good.

[@walkmanstudios9733]

Disappointed he didn’t talk about my favorite glass, the growler.

[@GTechOfficial]

God why is it that every time you guys do a video in the Jazz Club I laugh uncontrollably? Keep up the good work!

[@moovieman693]

Wow. I’ve been looking/waiting for a video like this. I always wanted to know why certain glasses are made the way they are. Great jobs guys. (Fist bump)

[@TheRealQuestionIs11]

I can’t believe how much random stuff I learn from this show

[@samgu3750]

it always amazes me how much effort, intellegence, and complexity that humans have put into alchol and the cups we drink in them. why don't human's do that for more things?

[@ZeldagigafanMatthew]

Took me a moment to get the "GI Tract" joke

[@camh_plays2241]

Jason’s realization when Brian says milk is my favourite thing

[@gustavandersson6580]

4:33 i can hear the white noise in trevers head

[@ataphelicopter5734]

3:08 look at Brian That is wonderful

[@Aramis419]

I don't remember if I said this before, but has anyone told you guys you sound like seagulls when you laugh? It's totally contagious!

[@neiloppa2620]

The heating brandy trick is awesome!

[@aaronsanders2024]

1:41 the astonishment of "thermal lag" being a real term that bartenders use

[@rorrt]

Another FUUUUN fact about the brandy snifter, is if you lie the glass sideways and fill it. Once the liquid comes to the lip of the glass. That's the correct amount. Which I why I drink brandy out of a fishbowl with a handle crudely stuck on with epoxy.

[@RavenDravenek]

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It's really great. I use it on my phone all the time, too.

[@brycevo]

I never knew so much of this. This is amazing. Thank you

[@SigmaEpsilon]

Been watching you guys since middle school and now graduated college...Sometimes Brian is more of a child then me and he's a parent lol

[@lich.possum]

How'd it take you 2 years to graduate highschool and college..m

[@SigmaEpsilon]

@@lich.possum I'll let you think about my statement again lol, "I've been watching since Middle School". I know them from Scam School (now Scam Nation) and Revision 3...This channel is newer compared to those. Scam nation started back in 2009.

[@Phred_Phlintstoner]

I just wanted to point out, you said Brian is more of a child than you even though he has children of his own, just because you have kids doesn't mean you aren't a big kid yourself. Watching Brian with his daughter is hilarious, even she is ashamed by his childish antics at times! Never grow up, you'll be sorry!

[@maxsmith1335]

I love Trevor's on camera personality

[@deepkhamaru]

So Basically Trevor has that Shot Glass for "Cow Testicles and Maggots".

[@Charlesb88]

I once sailed the GI Tract with General Colon Bowel. Spent a lot of time on the ships poop deck. Recorded my travels in my diarrhea. It was my turd tour of duty. Celebrated my birthday potty at a Tokyo bar. I thought I was going to go home with lovely Japanese lady I met there who said she loved me but she was a bit too fecal and left with my buddy instead. Felt like shit after that happened. Does that make me a stool for Love?

[@ModernRogue]

*sigh* ...enjoy your heart

[@naptime_2390]

the knight came to my home and just.. stood there... menacingly.

[@tricktrade6767]

Fun fact, a shot glass is called a shot glass cause in the wild west days a glass of whiskey that size would be the same price as one bullet, so the people would go up to the bar, put a shot on the bar and would get a shot for it

[@gidlivesforeons5322]

"Lets talk about diffent shapes of things"-Brian Brushwood

[@lonestar275]

They tried naming the Collins (however tf you spell it) glass, I was really expecting Trevor to take it and bust their heads 😂

[@JimmyEatDirt]

I got lag on my video as Trevor said "thermal lag" and I thought it was a clever edit until I went back and rewatched it.

[@Lily-gr1ct]

I know it's kinda niche, but sad they didn't have an absinthe glass. They're super interesting to look at and once you know why it's shaped like that it makes complete sense (There's a second bulb that is the measure you should add the absinthe into before filling with ice water)

[@sirashley2355]

so we didnt bring up how the champagne flute keeps the lowest point in the direct center so that the rate of decarbonation is slowed to one single stream of bubbles. thats like the coolest one outside the sniffer

[@jellymonster13]

This episode has been the best laugh I've had in a while great work.

[@huttonsmith8315]

9:28 best scene in the modern rogue

[@samm1797]

Love the vids. Are they in the bar again. Man I thought they would have had the bouncer on them.#BRINGBACKTHECHOOCH

[@TheSkogemann]

Trever

[@InkyDustMan]

Trevor "Quick Delivery" Fehrenbach

[@eselsim]

My favourite youtube show of all time! darn guys take me on the next adventure pls

[@upinarms79]

A lot of people I know poke fun at me for wanting to use the proper kinds of glassware for alcohol and say I'm just nitpicking and trying to be extravagant but it really does make a difference in a lot of cases and I'd rather spend a couple bucks on a proper glass than put it in a plastic cup and ruin the experience of good spirits. You can chug your Bud Light lime-a-rita out of a red Solo cup all you want, but if I'm mixing a drink I poured from a $100+ bottle of booze, I want to enjoy and savor the experience to its fullest.

[@TheRealAlpha2]

...AAand the award for most advanced "Dad joke" goes to... Brian G.I. Tract Brushwood.

[@austinbostrom5304]

Treavor at 8:17 : get out

[@vict4451]

Brian broke rule #1 Don't annoy the bartender.

[@dreamingwolf8382]

Woooooooow..... Super Sayan level dad joke there Brushwood

[@poiuytrewq11422]

Trevor is so disappointed this entire video

[@ryandelisle9404]

Trevor could lie about anything he says and none of us would be the wiser. Like he's got a great poker face

[@brokenrecord3523]

Conical glasses, like those silly pointed bags of sugar coated nuts at the fair, snow cones, some popcorn bags and probably several other impulse product packaging give the illusion you are getting more. You see the big surface area facing you and forget that the pointed end holds virtually nothing. This is literally how they are advertised to vendors.

[@bradlybellant3975]

Give me a glass of milk.... ... in a dirty glass

[@gallifrog6144]

Haunted tiki mug! I want ones off those! (Despite not being able to drink alcohol!) Maybe i can put juice in it or a smoothie

[@DavidWillanski]

I quite like smoothies in a Chewbacca tiki mug