Why

[@slightlygone]

“Dad I got expelled from school” “No you didn’t”

[@Duffle26]

Bro said Nu uh

[@Eliseloalovebaby]

😂

[@Hoopsforlife11]

💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@nhjhbvfggfvcf8508]

Most dads are chads

[@StandBY_01]

Son: “DAMNIT!”

[@user-qc3rj9sz2m]

I worked with a guy from New Orleans on a ship before Hurricane Katrina, but not at the time of this story. Very sad to say he lost his mom in the Hurricane. During lunch, a crew member said, "whoever died in the Hurricane deserved it. They knew it was coming and should have evacuated." (He wasn't aware of the mans loss) Needless to say, it was the last time he made a shitty statement like that. Your boy went to town on him. When asked, not one person there had seen anything.

[@TheCman183]

Sounds like it was her fault tho

[@sampsonbishop7133]

​@TheCman183 bro regardless you shouldn't say that

[@TheCman183]

@@sampsonbishop7133 cry baby

[@HighFiveGhost50]

@@TheCman183 saying everyone who died in Hurricane Katrina was because it was all their fault is just wrong.

[@Furiothebest]

​@@TheCman183you should try to do that IRL

[@SyFyKeeper2024]

“Dad, I got expelled for…” “Say no more” 😂

[@quisbloxgaming5956]

That rhyme

[@MuhammadUmer-hv2ov]

The dad summoned his villain arc💀

[@humbertogarcia1491]

His dad was a legitimate criminal back in the day. Not like Joey Diaz, but he would do non-violent crimes constantly.

[@roberthalbert2972]

I mean the school did, that chair was provoked

[@Rthomas3737]

@@humbertogarcia1491bro its fake

[@um_fu1326]

On 9/11 I thought in my fucked up little mind it was a joke so I started laughing and I got suspended at 8 years old for laughing

[@jakedempsey7073]

I laughed at everything when I was 8

[@Chew233]

@@jakedempsey7073w rizz

[@UnseenHitman-1932]

​@@jakedempsey7073I wasn't alive when I was 8 years old. I don't remember anything from that time.

[@jorritkoperdraad5611]

@@UnseenHitman-1932everything oké?

[@UnseenHitman-1932]

@@jorritkoperdraad5611 Yes I made it seem darker than it really is. I meant that I don't remember anything as I didn't have a conscience yet so i was basically dead because I didn't think or anything.

[@joshuabradford86888]

This is the best "World's Greatest Dad" story!

[@MVero96]

You think so? It sounds to me a man who threatens people bc things don’t go his way. That’s a guy Karen

[@jenniferelkins7516]

@@MVero96nah that was an alpha lmao 😂😂

[@THE_IRS.]

​@@jenniferelkins7516Alpha = Criminal. Alpha really lost it's meaning

[@thouqhtt]

⁠@@THE_IRS.buddy stop acting like you know what you’re talking about. it hasn’t lost it’s meaning, people just gave it a modern meaning.

[@WickedRawRecords]

@@MVero96negotiates*

[@brandonfrisbee2559]

I was a volunteered to firefighter, that day, I can still smell the smoke, we lost a lot of great men that day😢

[@ephwurd2yurMother]

Why lie? Does it make you feel better or something? You did nothing on 911 definitely wasn't firefighting. " I was volunteered to firefighter" no the fuck you weren't.

[@brandonfrisbee2559]

@@ephwurd2yurMother yes I was, I’m 43yo, tf you think you know me?

[@WhyDoIKeepFuckinUp]

@@ephwurd2yurMotherStfu. He might be lying, but he might not be. I don’t know why anyone would make stuff like that up. However, I am aware that some people do.

[@denyoellamcy8251]

​@@brandonfrisbee2559Is that guy in your pfp your son or the younger "You" ?

[@natesworldyt9450]

@@ephwurd2yurMotheryou think you know him but you dont

[@rochype7609]

Dude sure has a lot of crazy stories, sounds like a professional fisherman to me😩🤣

[@scemz]

And you sound like a professional sheep to me 😂😅

[@pat442389]

oh the story is 100% bullshit. no doubt about it. a fight happens on 9/11 because he thinks his moms dead and the other kid laughs. He hits him and "breaks a chair over his head". So he gets suspended and his dad threatens the principal and that gets him back in? Just beyond stupid.

[@onendfan525]

@@pat442389 Agreed. Heard him tell this story before without the 9/11 part included

[@user-dp7gc5mc4y]

@@pat442389agreed

[@WhyDoIKeepFuckinUp]

He is hard to believe, but I have a ton of very crazy stories that really happened, and I’m sure some people don’t believe me, so I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt. Sounds like something happened that day, but that he’s wildly exaggerating. I wish there was a way to know for sure.

[@Inkosi_uJabu_Ndlovu]

I've heard this story like 4 times. This guy just added the 9/11 part for shock value.

[@jameswight7321]

He’s a fool

[@Inkosi_uJabu_Ndlovu]

@@jameswight7321 exactly correct.

[@jameswight7321]

😉👍 You should hear what red bar has to say about him, it will crack you up@@Inkosi_uJabu_Ndlovu

[@KingBwemmie]

Muricaawww...... The whole world knows. They fake it till they make it...

[@land_shark_maw1048]

Fr

[@user-yf2tb3df2g]

Frank totally had that coming

[@Scornkiller2]

He did

[@DannyRicBobby]

Who the fuck names their child Frank anymore

[@randomguy27464]

​@@DannyRicBobby I don't know how to feel about this

[@calleythompson2781]

He said in another longer version that while Frank was laughing at him for crying, Frank didn't realize it was because of his mom. Frank just thought Chris was crying over the city tragedy or something and being overly emotional. Yeah it's not okay to laugh at boys/men for crying but he wasn't making fun of him for mourning his mom. Maybe sending him to the hospital comatose with head trauma was a bit excessive.

[@thekingmaker2159]

chose the more elegant experience, Franklin

[@arahamlet]

Chris, your Dad is a legend. Cherish him ❤

[@Toastytoasttoastedgaming]

If i was in school and found out my mom just died, and someone started laughing at me i would probably do everything in my power to make sure they don’t take another breath ever again😄 like, think of how much emotions and stress and anger you’d feel in that moment, the last thing you want if someone to laugh at you. I would never do laugh at someone for this,even if it is a joke, if its not id probably be dead. It’s never a good thing to hurt another person or being. But in this situation it’s understandable. They honestly should’ve known it was coming

[@TalkativeGoofball]

Nobody gonna talk about how he broke a chair onto someone's head😅

[@killshotmc]

It's likely all bs

[@ScoobyDoo92sicds]

​@@killshotmcbruh how you fake that

[@ScoobyDoo92sicds]

​@@killshotmcbruh how you fake that, that was 22 years ago

[@killshotmc]

@@ScoobyDoo92sicds i'm talking about the whole his dad threatened the principal and him hitting a kid on the head, it's very unlikely and sounds like a movie, just another dude telling bs stories on podcasts

[@TalkativeGoofball]

@@killshotmc yeah, his other stories are so ridiculous to the point where you can clearly tell he is lying.

[@cosmicspaceorange7600]

This sounds made up but also "me and my dad are fucking psychos" is a really hilarious way to flex

[@mackenziebowie5454]

Nah I know this shit real 😂

[@freddyfish835]

@@dsy457telling the same story over and over doesn’t automatically make it real either

[@dsy457]

@@freddyfish835 No you're right I watched the full podcast and there's no way that dumb ass elevator story with his wife is true.

[@Smiledogbeats]

How is the son a psycho???? Because he hurt a kid that was making fun of him? Grow up

[@wolfdune508]

You sound like victim weight

[@huhsz]

I can imagine the dad talking in a THICK New Yorker accent

[@justindavis1665]

“Dad, i got expelled for being violent at school” “Hold my beer son…”

[@landonanderson4837]

This story changed every time he tells it

[@terminalfilms8074]

He tells it in different ways but the key points of the story never change

[@JmKrokY]

💀

[@theculturaldivide]

It's edited differently

[@AverageTea.]

If your story is exactly same then your are probably lying, if you phrase things differently then probably not

[@Will-helm]

Where else can I hear it?

[@ramqueen09]

I've heard this exact story 2 times by 2 different men, the 911 part wasn't in the other 2 similar stories, so 50 points for creativity.

[@greatlake_editz]

Kinda sad they use 9/11 just for shock value.

[@Will-helm]

Can you name the other men? Probably not.

[@AlayTheVex]

I’ve seen Like 4 women and 2 men saying this too.

[@TCHrulez]

link? or you are lying

[@WhyDoIKeepFuckinUp]

People are pathetic

[@theriddlerUSA]

Dad understood the assignment. 😂😅

[@patrickvelazquez3419]

“And be with my friends” is crazy

[@Willlll29]

Me when I’m in a lying competition and my opponent is this guy

[@nevermusic]

Calling out a 9/11 story… bold

[@_perza]

@@nevermusicfrom what I’ve heard this guy is a comedian and most of these stories are fake, most likely this one as well

[@underscore.]

r/nothingeverhappens

[@user-ql9bx1xg6l]

This is pretty realistic and to call a 9/11 storie fake is pretty messed up

[@gamers-unite2023]

You'd most likely win since 9/11 I'd not a fucking joke

[@SuperMontsta]

This 1,000% happened. No one would question the kid not being expelled. Teachers, students and the kid assaulted would be fine with it. 0 uproar.

[@LitLitterbox]

It was a different time.

[@themadplotter]

Kid at my school gave somebody brain damage and came back after summer holidays. The 90s were wild compared to now, we thought it was tame 😂

[@gskate117]

Teachers use to be able to beat your ass, nuns still can in some places

[@SuperMontsta]

@themadplotter Yeah, I was in school before then. That kid was gone all summer. He wasn't back next day.

[@SuperMontsta]

@Towndah I'm a lot older than dude. 9/11 I was in the Marines, stationed in Okinawa. Has been in a while too. I've been suspended for fighting in the 80s, along with the other kid. He started it too, but they weren't hearing it.

[@YouAreGonnaHaveABadTime]

"Like the good old days after 9/11!" - Sundowner

[@starlordvr-jb3vr]

That guy in the red shirt is that guy who was messing with gunpowder and got a really bad burn.

[@deathstarter4242]

The way they used The Guest scenes in this edit fits so well

[@killshotmc]

yet its likely a bs story

[@Fun.y]

BROOOO I'VE HEARD THIS STORY FROM ANOTHER GUY, WORD FOR FUCKING WORD LMAOOO

[@Will-helm]

Name the other guy. And post the link. Otherwise you're just talking out of your 🍑

[@Blanketmethod]

Probably heard it from him he said it a couple times on other podcast like Tom seguras (yourmomshouse)

[@WhyDoIKeepFuckinUp]

What a douche!

[@tommy0009]

My aunt witnessed everything from a grocery store near the WTC. She told me she felt a hard explosion and a deep punch in her heart. She was with my cousin who is 23 years old today. She watched in horror for the next hour or so as the second plane hit the south tower. She ran for her life to the fairest place but also told me she had to wait as 1000+ people ran in her way. 50 mins later she said, the north tower collapsed and she sat there in a bench crying as she carries my cousin who was 8 months old at the time or so. And when the south tower collapsed she fainted for crying too much. My uncle who was with my aunt. He took him to a hospital which was crowded by hundreds of people. It was truly terrifying for her. She is now 46 years old and she surprisingly looks like she’s on her 30s. R.I.P to the 3000+ people who died on 9/11.

[@Biocrab]

"let him back in school or say goodbye to your kneecaps"

[@Gent47]

😂😂😂

[@t1me130]

You know that it’s serious when your father turns into Chuck Noris

[@locksmithmuggle]

My BS meter broke

[@akfrye]

@@alharethsawanthat’s what I thought too

[@Will-helm]

(boring life detected)

[@Gent47]

The choice is yours!!!😂😂😂

[@piratetim8162]

This dude makeing shit up for sure.

[@ChakatNightspark]

on that Day, Our Class was just about to board our school bus to take the 75 mile Trip down to NYC to One of the Towers. It was a School Trip and Visit some Businesses at the Towers and Learn about some of the stuff there. We happen to be Really Late, Due to a Bus issue and had to wait for 2 extra hours for another bus to come. We were suppose to be in NYC and at the Towers around 8am. but We were still waiting for the Bus that had just arrived. Then told the Trip was Canceled and to go back to classroom and wait for instructions,

[@poopoocaca8079]

totally believable

[@ceionteperry4764]

Why isn't it

[@braydensmith9340]

@@ceionteperry4764💀😭😭

[@waning_gxbbous]

@@ceionteperry4764I’ve seen the same story 6 times with different plots and events

[@flyingtank]

They follow the exact same premise of "X died in Y and Z laughed and I did W to Z and got in trouble with V and my dad helped"

[@Will-helm]

You do know we didn't all live the same life right? Just cuz your dad was too much of a 😺 doesn't mean everyone else's dad was. 😂😂

[@Jebejrkej]

Bro really knows how to create stories, he’s the main character.

[@DlwinnerS197]

On 9/11 my dad was commuting to work from NJ to one of the toweres. I was in 5th grade at the time. I remember sitting there in shock, fully believing that my dad was there while it was happening. Nobody made fun of anyone, there was no bullying. I remember one of my teachers having a meltdown because her husband worked in one of the towers. My brain at the time couldn't process or understand what was going on. When my mom came and got me she let me know my dad was alive and was stuck in traffic in the Lincoln tunnel.

[@user-qi8yd1jt2n]

I love how the dad dealt with the situation.

[@juliomartinez6204]

This one takes the cake 😂😂

[@R.A.D.G59]

Could not imagine the pain from broken knee caps or if you were shot in them…..

[@pineapple5113]

"This is the story of how my father lost custody of me"

[@woolfie0213]

Respect to this mans dad 🗿

[@Teambacon-q8o]

Your 2.1k comment🗿

[@technoblaaade2835]

Blud got a PhD in lying???

[@vietlang23141]

Blud got a PhD of believing everyone’s story is fake?

[@fu_zoid6821]

​@@vietlang23141You might not realize this but it just so happens that this same story was told by other people and the 9/11 part is shock value

[@Arco961]

Comedians just love making up stories😂

[@Xenoscoutknight]

yeah, that's kind of what comedians do they exaggerate stories, did you know this?

[@WhyDoIKeepFuckinUp]

@@Xenoscoutknightyeah, but this story isn’t a joke. It’s just a lie. There’s no punchline.

[@MotoCurvesCurls]

I was 3 months out of A school on board my ship when we got the alarms. I was 19 yo. I thought it was just another drill. I was young and naive. That day changed my whole life. While we mustered on the hanger bay. And we all watched as the second plane hit. My friend who we became close while going through bootcamp and school. She fainted. While everyone watched and didn’t move I fell out of formation on instinct. When she came through her words were my mom is in that building. Luckily my chef came and assisted her up and out. That day her mom died and we all bared witness to this. Within hours we were deployed. These memories haunt me. Those words stung. Cause she lost her mom and I lost my shipmate. She was honorable discharged to deal with the death of her mom and never seen her again.

[@helix6206]

He make him an offer he cant refuse 😂😂

[@VirginiaWolf88]

I love Chris's voice. It makes the story awesome!!!

[@casaunakers5382]

this guy needs a movie for all these stories

[@FlyinB269]

Dad made the brother an offer he could not refuse. Good one dad! Amen.

[@CODMGAMEPLA8]

bro the fact that im watching this on 9:11 PM is wild

[@justgivemesomenoodles]

Super true story.

[@CaptainAMAZINGGG]

Lol

[@Cloudid47]

Legit great dad

[@Cloudid47]

Not for threats but for being persistent

[@user-cy4yk9bt1i]

Chris.. your dad is THE MAN !!!!❤

[@user-fx9mv7yv3s]

This is really similar to what happened with my mom. My mom worked in a law firm that was in the first building but we lived in New Jersey and on 911 I guess she was in the subway and they stopped the trains but we couldn't get ahold of her for 4 hours bc she was in a subway tunnel w no reception and even thinking of it now my heart is just racing. I was actually in my first year of college in Miami and ended up moving home in November and not going back to school until the next fall and switching schools so i could stay living at home. That day was so traumatic and I wasn't even in the state. I also remember that I was in the gym when I saw it was her building and I ran back to my dorm and started bangining on my RA's door like she was somehow going to know something. Anyway, I just member I was totally panicked.

[@MdUtsho]

Podcasts used to be full of informative and thrilling stuff back then, And now we've these. Totally believable

[@zero-theaveragegamer1159]

Anyone from the tristate area knows this story is most likely true. Right off the bat

[@callusnoobs830]

😂

[@Gent47]

The choice is yours!!!! Endless Bullshit 😂😂😂

[@UrfavBubba]

My 1st grade teachers assistant was in an elevator while 9/11 was happening

[@Kashtono]

"Dad i got expelled" "Nuh Uh"

[@HighFiveGhost50]

That face Steve O makes when he’s trying to listen is so strange. Mouth open, like it’s painfully boring, but also has to take a shit.

[@dk418]

extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence

[@commentor_acc]

Dad: TEHRES A STARMAN WAITING IN THE SKY

[@talkingtofu]

It’s my first time visiting america when this happened. I was 12 at that time. Fortunately, we’re on the other side but i still remember the sound of the explosion when the plane hit the tower.

[@Arco961]

This is what ego and bs sounds like😂

[@Gent47]

The choice is yours!!!😂😂😂😂 Endless bullshit 😂😂😂

[@smugapplegaming8621]

This guy is truly the king of YAP

[@FutballEditz_7]

Frank really said womp womp 💀

[@dont.ripfuller6587]

I got arrested on drug charges in another state with 6 dollars in my pocket. i called my Dad at 3 am, who was 12 or so hours away and told him "hey man, I really messed up, I'm in the middle of Missouri, in jail for drugs. I only have 6 dollars and need to get bailed out please". Well I don't know if it was my tone of voice pleading desperately, or my history of being a pretty okay kid that messed around sometimes but he respond, I'll never forget it, he told me " Son, it's 3am on a work night, if you ever call me with this prank 💩 and wake me up f*****g around when I got work to do, I'm going to beat you with a stick. " then he promptly hung up on me.

[@harmoniecloyd2830]

Ok but why would you even do that?

[@tinzz1234]

Totally believable story 👏👏

[@Will-helm]

You think you not believing this story makes a difference? 😂😂💀

[@adamada101]

Made… up

[@Uraveragecosplayer]

His dad really said nuh uh

[@ck2music712]

Steve-O rockin the Volunteer State TriStar shirt...

[@user-lb9gz7db1i]

The 🍊🤡 claimed he was there! Then it morphed into " I sent a crew. Lie after Lie after LIE! Hate that creep? YES

[@CretinH]

TDS

[@kahunalaguna8999]

Woooow that story is so cap

[@eugimon]

Today, on stories that even Reddit wouldn't belive...

[@angryCOMMguy]

Dad chose violence 😂

[@Vertigo11]

Has anyone ever meet a kid named Frank?

[@dash-x]

I know a turtle named Franklin

[@neutro2353]

Ever met a 40 year old called Frank? Because they were in school when chris was

[@charliepaglini2466]

I do, but he goes by Frankie

[@jimparsons-yy1ot]

Feel like i heard this story before...hmmmm

[@jonbourgoin182]

who'd he steal it from? lol

[@giantturd5157]

Probably because he's told it before lol

[@Spooky_Dook]

Sounds like, "The Sopranos?"

[@EnvisionedBlindness]

He’s told it a thousand times. It’s been a bit in one of his specials and a huge hit on a Comedy Central showcase

[@Mossman123]

brother rob: im expelling you kid dad: nuh uh

[@MrRuby]

The guy who was absent that day: I don’t give a shet🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥📢📢📢

[@BigDees19]

Cap

[@uncledill5507]

This guy been lying since 86

[@rosettasweitzer5900]

What is wrong with you

[@40Monaco]

​Why would there be anything wrong with them lmao@@rosettasweitzer5900

[@makeshiftfoo1590]

@@rosettasweitzer5900 he is tho 💀

[@vietlang23141]

@@makeshiftfoo1590bro thinks telling a story is cap 💀

[@makeshiftfoo1590]

@@vietlang23141 HE IS LYING GULLIBLE ASS

[@aliciadavis4707]

This has to be Joey deiz son.. cuz the stories😂😂

[@Kingdom_Of_Erusea]

"Dad I got expelled" "Not for long."

[@frankierzucekjr]

We were all sent home. But I love this fkn story. Us Italians don't play when it comes to family

[@icytoxic579]

Dads are master negotiators

[@TheLocalDuck10]

Something I learned recently was that on 9/11 my grandma was supposed to be there for a work meeting, but it got like rescheduled or something like that

[@FlamesEnjoyer]

"Lets figure out another way" *unzips pants

[@autumncowan3836]

Legend has it the father made his dramatic exit with "Fuhgetaboutit!"

[@nate_james147]

I remember things from all the way when I was 2, more than a decade passed, and I can just say, being 2 was great and simple

[@patw9867]

He said “be back with my friends” 😂😂

[@MilkIsCool]

imagine someone broke a chair over someones head and the teacher says “your expelled” and the next day he comes in and says “im back and i have another chair!”

[@TylerAllen-zx2ef]

The second i heard "did you call me stupid" i immediately realized he got his fire from his father 🤣 i think brother rob thought the same thing 🤣

[@hansglauberzehn]

That was Michael Desanta energy

[@Cocainebaby32]

"Dad I got expelled from school" "Nuh uh"

[@user-zb2yt3fw5k]

R.I.P. to all the people that died on 9/11🪦🕊️My condolences to all the families that lost a loved one that day..

[@Stickman-gb8fg]

Bros that is the definition of a scout from team fortress 2 💀💀😢

[@RandomGoji]

The kid learned the meaning of "fuck around and find out"

[@charliefunk1099]

NO WAY HE SAID HEL BREAK HIS KNEE CAPS😂😂

[@Gent47]

The choice is yours!!!😂😂😂

[@user-ol1bu3fr1f]

Sir this is a Wendy’s

[@Skittles4Life5]

“Back to prison”💀

[@silvervayne8749]

So glad the comments section provided the MUCH NEEDED context that STEVE-O FAILED TO PROVIDE.

[@arcamean785]

I'll always remember 9/11 2001 because when I got up to go to school my dad hugged me. My dad is not a hugger never has been, it was the one time in his life he saw something worth saying.

[@Billyiscool911]

This dad has to hsve the worlds best dad mug 🔥🔥💯💯