Why

[@slightlygone]

“Dad I got expelled from school” “No you didn’t”

[@Duffle26]

Bro said Nu uh

[@Eliseloalovebaby]

😂

[@nhjhbvfggfvcf8508]

Most dads are chads

[@StandBY_01]

Son: “DAMNIT!”

[@cip0llo]

*SIKE*

[@mamaaaaaaAaAau]

I can imagine the dad talking in a THICK New Yorker accent

[@stefansnellgrove]

You mean tawk lol

[@Larry26-f1w]

Can you imagine 3000 people with that accent disappearing from Ground Zero? Their bodies were never recovered.

[@l4ncer2005]

Thick they sound like old lady voice 😂

[@settrender]

@@stefansnellgrove😂😂

[@um_fu1326]

On 9/11 I thought in my fucked up little mind it was a joke so I started laughing and I got suspended at 8 years old for laughing

[@jakedempsey7073]

I laughed at everything when I was 8

[@Chew233]

@@jakedempsey7073w rizz

[@ChristianKnight-1054]

​@@jakedempsey7073I wasn't alive when I was 8 years old. I don't remember anything from that time.

[@jorritkoperdraad5611]

@@ChristianKnight-1054everything oké?

[@ChristianKnight-1054]

@@jorritkoperdraad5611 Yes I made it seem darker than it really is. I meant that I don't remember anything as I didn't have a conscience yet so i was basically dead because I didn't think or anything.

[@Biocrab]

"let him back in school or say goodbye to your kneecaps"

[@Gent47]

😂😂😂

[@Randomyoutubechannel-gp5qs]

💀danm

[@MuhammadUmer-hv2ov]

The dad summoned his villain arc💀

[@humbertogarcia1491]

His dad was a legitimate criminal back in the day. Not like Joey Diaz, but he would do non-violent crimes constantly.

[@roberthalbert2972]

I mean the school did, that chair was provoked

[@Rthomas3737]

@@humbertogarcia1491bro its fake

[@TheMilimeter2025]

“Dad, I got expelled for…” “Say no more” 😂

[@quisbloxgaming5956]

That rhyme

[@JohnBillow]

1k like

[@user-qc3rj9sz2m]

I worked with a guy from New Orleans on a ship before Hurricane Katrina, but not at the time of this story. Very sad to say he lost his mom in the Hurricane. During lunch, a crew member said, "whoever died in the Hurricane deserved it. They knew it was coming and should have evacuated." (He wasn't aware of the mans loss) Needless to say, it was the last time he made a shitty statement like that. Your boy went to town on him. When asked, not one person there had seen anything.

[@TheCman183]

Sounds like it was her fault tho

[@sampsonbishop7133]

​@TheCman183 bro regardless you shouldn't say that

[@TheCman183]

@@sampsonbishop7133 cry baby

[@HighFiveGhost50]

@@TheCman183 saying everyone who died in Hurricane Katrina was because it was all their fault is just wrong.

[@Furiothebest]

​@@TheCman183you should try to do that IRL

[@joshuabradford86888]

This is the best "World's Greatest Dad" story!

[@MVero96]

You think so? It sounds to me a man who threatens people bc things don’t go his way. That’s a guy Karen

[@jenniferelkins7516]

@@MVero96nah that was an alpha lmao 😂😂

[@THE_IRS.]

​@@jenniferelkins7516Alpha = Criminal. Alpha really lost it's meaning

[@thouqhtt]

⁠@@THE_IRS.buddy stop acting like you know what you’re talking about. it hasn’t lost it’s meaning, people just gave it a modern meaning.

[@Crester_Green411]

@@MVero96negotiates*

[@tommy0009]

My aunt witnessed everything from a grocery store near the WTC. She told me she felt a hard explosion and a deep punch in her heart. She was with my cousin who is 23 years old today. She watched in horror for the next hour or so as the second plane hit the south tower. She ran for her life to the fairest place but also told me she had to wait as 1000+ people ran in her way. 50 mins later she said, the north tower collapsed and she sat there in a bench crying as she carries my cousin who was 8 months old at the time or so. And when the south tower collapsed she fainted for crying too much. My uncle who was with my aunt. He took him to a hospital which was crowded by hundreds of people. It was truly terrifying for her. She is now 46 years old and she surprisingly looks like she’s on her 30s. R.I.P to the 3000+ people who died on 9/11.

[@rochype7609]

Dude sure has a lot of crazy stories, sounds like a professional fisherman to me😩🤣

[@scemz]

And you sound like a professional sheep to me 😂😅

[@pat442389]

oh the story is 100% bullshit. no doubt about it. a fight happens on 9/11 because he thinks his moms dead and the other kid laughs. He hits him and "breaks a chair over his head". So he gets suspended and his dad threatens the principal and that gets him back in? Just beyond stupid.

[@onendfan525]

@@pat442389 Agreed. Heard him tell this story before without the 9/11 part included

[@clarinetchild]

@@pat442389agreed

[@DirtyFrankDahmer]

He is hard to believe, but I have a ton of very crazy stories that really happened, and I’m sure some people don’t believe me, so I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt. Sounds like something happened that day, but that he’s wildly exaggerating. I wish there was a way to know for sure.

[@Demonlord66-u6v]

Frank totally had that coming

[@Scornkiller2]

He did

[@DannyRicBobby]

Who the fuck names their child Frank anymore

[@randomguy27464]

​@@DannyRicBobby I don't know how to feel about this

[@calleythompson2781]

He said in another longer version that while Frank was laughing at him for crying, Frank didn't realize it was because of his mom. Frank just thought Chris was crying over the city tragedy or something and being overly emotional. Yeah it's not okay to laugh at boys/men for crying but he wasn't making fun of him for mourning his mom. Maybe sending him to the hospital comatose with head trauma was a bit excessive.

[@thekingmaker2159]

chose the more elegant experience, Franklin

[@Inkosi_uJabu_Ndlovu]

I've heard this story like 4 times. This guy just added the 9/11 part for shock value.

[@jameswight7321]

He’s a fool

[@Inkosi_uJabu_Ndlovu]

@@jameswight7321 exactly correct.

[@jameswight7321]

😉👍 You should hear what red bar has to say about him, it will crack you up@@Inkosi_uJabu_Ndlovu

[@KingBwemmie]

Muricaawww...... The whole world knows. They fake it till they make it...

[@land_shark_maw1048]

Fr

[@TalkativeGoofball]

Nobody gonna talk about how he broke a chair onto someone's head😅

[@killshotmc]

It's likely all bs

[@ScoobyDoo92sicds]

​@@killshotmcbruh how you fake that

[@ScoobyDoo92sicds]

​@@killshotmcbruh how you fake that, that was 22 years ago

[@killshotmc]

@@ScoobyDoo92sicds i'm talking about the whole his dad threatened the principal and him hitting a kid on the head, it's very unlikely and sounds like a movie, just another dude telling bs stories on podcasts

[@TalkativeGoofball]

@@killshotmc yeah, his other stories are so ridiculous to the point where you can clearly tell he is lying.

[@brandonfrisbee2559]

I was a volunteered to firefighter, that day, I can still smell the smoke, we lost a lot of great men that day😢

[@ephwurd2yurMother]

Why lie? Does it make you feel better or something? You did nothing on 911 definitely wasn't firefighting. " I was volunteered to firefighter" no the fuck you weren't.

[@brandonfrisbee2559]

@@ephwurd2yurMother yes I was, I’m 43yo, tf you think you know me?

[@DirtyFrankDahmer]

@@ephwurd2yurMotherStfu. He might be lying, but he might not be. I don’t know why anyone would make stuff like that up. However, I am aware that some people do.

[@denyoellamcy8251]

​@@brandonfrisbee2559Is that guy in your pfp your son or the younger "You" ?

[@natesworldyt9450]

@@ephwurd2yurMotheryou think you know him but you dont

[@arahamlet]

Chris, your Dad is a legend. Cherish him ❤

[@landonanderson4837]

This story changed every time he tells it

[@terminalfilms8074]

He tells it in different ways but the key points of the story never change

[@JmKrokY]

💀

[@theculturaldivide]

It's edited differently

[@AverageTea.]

If your story is exactly same then your are probably lying, if you phrase things differently then probably not

[@Will-helm]

Where else can I hear it?

[@cosmicspaceorange7600]

This sounds made up but also "me and my dad are fucking psychos" is a really hilarious way to flex

[@mackenziebowie5454]

Nah I know this shit real 😂

[@freddyfish835]

@@dsy457telling the same story over and over doesn’t automatically make it real either

[@dsy457]

@@freddyfish835 No you're right I watched the full podcast and there's no way that dumb ass elevator story with his wife is true.

[@burlingtondanny]

How is the son a psycho???? Because he hurt a kid that was making fun of him? Grow up

[@wolfdune508]

You sound like victim weight

[@SuperMontsta]

This 1,000% happened. No one would question the kid not being expelled. Teachers, students and the kid assaulted would be fine with it. 0 uproar.

[@LitLitterbox]

It was a different time.

[@themadplotter]

Kid at my school gave somebody brain damage and came back after summer holidays. The 90s were wild compared to now, we thought it was tame 😂

[@gskate117]

Teachers use to be able to beat your ass, nuns still can in some places

[@SuperMontsta]

@themadplotter Yeah, I was in school before then. That kid was gone all summer. He wasn't back next day.

[@SuperMontsta]

@Towndah I'm a lot older than dude. 9/11 I was in the Marines, stationed in Okinawa. Has been in a while too. I've been suspended for fighting in the 80s, along with the other kid. He started it too, but they weren't hearing it.

[@adrianshield9359]

Bro your mom was in the second tower and survived please be grateful for who and what you have and you are the luckiest man on the planet

[@Alessandraloza-r6l]

My dad’s friend died there. I felt very bad for him. I just really wanted to cry. Let God take care of him.

[@deathstarter4242]

The way they used The Guest scenes in this edit fits so well

[@killshotmc]

yet its likely a bs story

[@Willlll29]

Me when I’m in a lying competition and my opponent is this guy

[@nevermusic]

Calling out a 9/11 story… bold

[@_perza]

@@nevermusicfrom what I’ve heard this guy is a comedian and most of these stories are fake, most likely this one as well

[@underscore.]

r/nothingeverhappens

[@Kody-z4r]

This is pretty realistic and to call a 9/11 storie fake is pretty messed up

[@gamers-unite2023]

You'd most likely win since 9/11 I'd not a fucking joke

[@t1me130]

You know that it’s serious when your father turns into Chuck Noris

[@AdamPalonshorts]

My stupid af ass thought the guy was talking about how his dad caused 9/11 because he was suspended 😅

[@ElaineDress]

Chris.. your dad is THE MAN !!!!❤

[@ramqueen09]

I've heard this exact story 2 times by 2 different men, the 911 part wasn't in the other 2 similar stories, so 50 points for creativity.

[@greatlake_editz]

Kinda sad they use 9/11 just for shock value.

[@Will-helm]

Can you name the other men? Probably not.

[@AlayTheVex]

I’ve seen Like 4 women and 2 men saying this too.

[@TCHrulez]

link? or you are lying

[@DirtyFrankDahmer]

People are pathetic

[@Fun.y]

BROOOO I'VE HEARD THIS STORY FROM ANOTHER GUY, WORD FOR FUCKING WORD LMAOOO

[@Will-helm]

Name the other guy. And post the link. Otherwise you're just talking out of your 🍑

[@Blanketmethod]

Probably heard it from him he said it a couple times on other podcast like Tom seguras (yourmomshouse)

[@DirtyFrankDahmer]

What a douche!

[@patrickvelazquez3419]

“And be with my friends” is crazy

[@dailygamez7353]

People say it actually the plane shouldn't have knocked them down. It was because they put bombs inside them in the middle. That's why the building went down instead of falling over.

[@theriddlerUSA]

Dad understood the assignment. 😂😅

[@Jebejrkej]

Bro really knows how to create stories, he’s the main character.

[@juliomartinez6204]

This one takes the cake 😂😂

[@locksmithmuggle]

My BS meter broke

[@akfrye]

@@alharethsawanthat’s what I thought too

[@Will-helm]

(boring life detected)

[@Gent47]

The choice is yours!!!😂😂😂

[@USER-ZB2YT]

R.I.P. to all the people that died on 9/11🪦🕊️My condolences to all the families that lost a loved one that day..

[@LegoThornProductions-js1sr]

Respect to your dad he is the goat 🐐

[@gacha_aman1230]

That dad needs to go to jail again

[@Toastytoasttoastedgaming]

If i was in school and found out my mom just died, and someone started laughing at me i would probably do everything in my power to make sure they don’t take another breath ever again😄 like, think of how much emotions and stress and anger you’d feel in that moment, the last thing you want if someone to laugh at you. I would never do laugh at someone for this,even if it is a joke, if its not id probably be dead. It’s never a good thing to hurt another person or being. But in this situation it’s understandable. They honestly should’ve known it was coming

[@VirginiaWolf88]

I love Chris's voice. It makes the story awesome!!!

[@justindavis1665]

“Dad, i got expelled for being violent at school” “Hold my beer son…”

[@davidswing3385]

Hold my beer son, I'm about to get my ass whooped by the principle for being a tough guy.

[@ChakatNightspark]

on that Day, Our Class was just about to board our school bus to take the 75 mile Trip down to NYC to One of the Towers. It was a School Trip and Visit some Businesses at the Towers and Learn about some of the stuff there. We happen to be Really Late, Due to a Bus issue and had to wait for 2 extra hours for another bus to come. We were suppose to be in NYC and at the Towers around 8am. but We were still waiting for the Bus that had just arrived. Then told the Trip was Canceled and to go back to classroom and wait for instructions,

[@joeyz1391]

I love your stories... soo OG 80's shit

[@im_smarterthanyou]

totally believable

[@ceionteperry4764]

Why isn't it

[@braydensmith9340]

@@ceionteperry4764💀😭😭

[@creeperdennis13]

@@ceionteperry4764I’ve seen the same story 6 times with different plots and events

[@flyingtank]

They follow the exact same premise of "X died in Y and Z laughed and I did W to Z and got in trouble with V and my dad helped"

[@Will-helm]

You do know we didn't all live the same life right? Just cuz your dad was too much of a 😺 doesn't mean everyone else's dad was. 😂😂

[@KyleSymons-e1w]

I love how the dad dealt with the situation.

[@FlyinB269]

Dad made the brother an offer he could not refuse. Good one dad! Amen.

[@woolfie0213]

Respect to this mans dad 🗿

[@Teambacon-q8o]

Your 2.1k comment🗿

[@casaunakers5382]

this guy needs a movie for all these stories

[@SirCloudid]

Legit great dad

[@SirCloudid]

Not for threats but for being persistent

[@pineapple5113]

"This is the story of how my father lost custody of me"

[@ace_121]

best dad lore ever

[@starlordvr-jb3vr]

That guy in the red shirt is that guy who was messing with gunpowder and got a really bad burn.

[@R.A.D.G59]

Could not imagine the pain from broken knee caps or if you were shot in them…..

[@technoblaaade2835]

Blud got a PhD in lying???

[@vietlang23141]

Blud got a PhD of believing everyone’s story is fake?

[@fu_zoid6821]

​@@vietlang23141You might not realize this but it just so happens that this same story was told by other people and the 9/11 part is shock value

[@MdUtsho]

Podcasts used to be full of informative and thrilling stuff back then, And now we've these. Totally believable

[@VickyYT101]

“Dad I’m expelled” “Murder time”

[@arcamean785]

I'll always remember 9/11 2001 because when I got up to go to school my dad hugged me. My dad is not a hugger never has been, it was the one time in his life he saw something worth saying.

[@Arco961]

Comedians just love making up stories😂

[@Xenoscoutknight]

yeah, that's kind of what comedians do they exaggerate stories, did you know this?

[@DirtyFrankDahmer]

@@Xenoscoutknightyeah, but this story isn’t a joke. It’s just a lie. There’s no punchline.

[@justgivemesomenoodles]

Super true story.

[@CaptainAMAZINGGG]

Lol

[@zero-theaveragegamer1159]

Anyone from the tristate area knows this story is most likely true. Right off the bat

[@callusnoobs830]

😂

[@Gent47]

The choice is yours!!!! Endless Bullshit 😂😂😂

[@piratetim8162]

This dude makeing shit up for sure.

[@TylerAllen-zx2ef]

The second i heard "did you call me stupid" i immediately realized he got his fire from his father 🤣 i think brother rob thought the same thing 🤣

[@dk418]

extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence

[@HighFiveGhost50]

That face Steve O makes when he’s trying to listen is so strange. Mouth open, like it’s painfully boring, but also has to take a shit.

[@Vertigo11]

Has anyone ever meet a kid named Frank?

[@dash-x]

I know a turtle named Franklin

[@neutro2353]

Ever met a 40 year old called Frank? Because they were in school when chris was

[@charliepaglini2466]

I do, but he goes by Frankie

[@FutballEditz_7]

Frank really said womp womp 💀

[@Hansglauberzehn]

That was Michael Desanta energy

[@adamada101]

Made… up

[@kahunalaguna8999]

Woooow that story is so cap

[@jimparsons-yy1ot]

Feel like i heard this story before...hmmmm

[@jonbourgoin182]

who'd he steal it from? lol

[@giantturd5157]

Probably because he's told it before lol

[@Spooky_Dook]

Sounds like, "The Sopranos?"

[@EnvisionedBlindness]

He’s told it a thousand times. It’s been a bit in one of his specials and a huge hit on a Comedy Central showcase

[@DlwinnerS197]

On 9/11 my dad was commuting to work from NJ to one of the toweres. I was in 5th grade at the time. I remember sitting there in shock, fully believing that my dad was there while it was happening. Nobody made fun of anyone, there was no bullying. I remember one of my teachers having a meltdown because her husband worked in one of the towers. My brain at the time couldn't process or understand what was going on. When my mom came and got me she let me know my dad was alive and was stuck in traffic in the Lincoln tunnel.

[@karenhackbarth110]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 your dad is awesome!

[@Vicki-v7e]

The 🍊🤡 claimed he was there! Then it morphed into " I sent a crew. Lie after Lie after LIE! Hate that creep? YES

[@CretinH]

TDS

[@uncledill5507]

This guy been lying since 86

[@Rosettasweitzer]

What is wrong with you

[@40Monaco]

​Why would there be anything wrong with them lmao@@Rosettasweitzer

[@makeshiftfoo1590]

@@Rosettasweitzer he is tho 💀

[@vietlang23141]

@@makeshiftfoo1590bro thinks telling a story is cap 💀

[@makeshiftfoo1590]

@@vietlang23141 HE IS LYING GULLIBLE ASS

[@MotoCurvesCurls]

I was 3 months out of A school on board my ship when we got the alarms. I was 19 yo. I thought it was just another drill. I was young and naive. That day changed my whole life. While we mustered on the hanger bay. And we all watched as the second plane hit. My friend who we became close while going through bootcamp and school. She fainted. While everyone watched and didn’t move I fell out of formation on instinct. When she came through her words were my mom is in that building. Luckily my chef came and assisted her up and out. That day her mom died and we all bared witness to this. Within hours we were deployed. These memories haunt me. Those words stung. Cause she lost her mom and I lost my shipmate. She was honorable discharged to deal with the death of her mom and never seen her again.

[@dejiadeleye5697]

A mother who survived a tragedy, A Boy who loves his mama, and a Dad who takes BS from no one. Greatest expelled story ever!

[@Yackass]

too bad it's completely made up.

[@toxic_air12]

my father he was in ny a month before in august in that building. he was going to stay there for another month but his mother was extremely sick. he rushed back home (india) the day before. im so glad hes safe.

[@rocklandbusguy]

I remember things from all the way when I was 2, more than a decade passed, and I can just say, being 2 was great and simple

[@IslamTheTruth2314]

"we can't track 2.3 trillion dollars in transactions" - American Minister of defense Donald Rumsfeld. September 10th 2001.

[@joerheebaquiriza5883]

Nah what did i just watch i searched twin tower💀💀💀

[@eugimon]

Today, on stories that even Reddit wouldn't belive...

[@talkingtofu]

It’s my first time visiting america when this happened. I was 12 at that time. Fortunately, we’re on the other side but i still remember the sound of the explosion when the plane hit the tower.

[@Dorkusbrug]

😢 The fact that that date is DRILLED into our heads, even though there are many worst days, should show the ego the USA has, as well as the manipulation tactics used by such. ❤

[@swornthekillerintown]

Giga Chad father moment.

[@elijahdane4121]

Not before he hung the man’s phone up while he was on it. lol

[@jodicotton1707]

Meant to be. She is beyond fortunate, you also. Happy happy joy joy

[@martynduro6722]

Never let the truth get in the way of a good story

[@wyattlive83]

Sounds like a well adjusted young man

[@breathofawareness7903]

I don't care what anyone says... That is a GREAT father.

[@nutellaplayz7403]

My grandmas sister “Annie” worked on the lowest level on the second building. As soon as the first building collapsed, everybody tries to run away. But then the second building collapsed and she was trying to run near the water. Some of her friends died but she was still alive with no injuries. She explained it was very traumatic and that’s why she moved here in Canada

[@TrawpicalChica]

This is really similar to what happened with my mom. My mom worked in a law firm that was in the first building but we lived in New Jersey and on 911 I guess she was in the subway and they stopped the trains but we couldn't get ahold of her for 4 hours bc she was in a subway tunnel w no reception and even thinking of it now my heart is just racing. I was actually in my first year of college in Miami and ended up moving home in November and not going back to school until the next fall and switching schools so i could stay living at home. That day was so traumatic and I wasn't even in the state. I also remember that I was in the gym when I saw it was her building and I ran back to my dorm and started bangining on my RA's door like she was somehow going to know something. Anyway, I just member I was totally panicked.

[@Coolfat13]

"Wait is my mom dead?" "Lol imagine, couldn't be me"

[@theelletsonsisters]

My dads birthday is the 11th of September which is literally the day of 9/11 btw guys I’m in Australia a R.I.P to the people that passed on that sad and scary day ❤ 🕊️

[@CristianoParker]

“Dad, I got expelled from school.” “No you didn’t.”

[@Larry26-f1w]

“The phony tough and the bullshit brave “ movie quote fits here

[@patw9867]

He said “be back with my friends” 😂😂

[@chipwasd]

On 9/11, my uncle was in the pentagon when the plane stuck. He had to rush and get the kids because where they hit it was where there was children. He did thankfully survive the attack and is alive today. (I was not alive back then when 9/11 happened, so I’m not entirely sure if this story that I told was all true, I am just going off what I remember my grandma telling me)

[@curtismohr3048]

Respect the soldiers 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

[@capt.blackwater4599]

Yeah, really sounds like the truth, must be true... How many times have I heard this story, must happen a lot!!!

[@ck2music712]

Steve-O rockin the Volunteer State TriStar shirt...

[@Zanyiaallen]

I'm sorry for your lost😢😢

[@Randomyoutubechannel-gp5qs]

His mom survived bro

[@CODMGAMEPLA8]

bro the fact that im watching this on 9:11 PM is wild

[@corazonvizmanos8924]

BTW there is a secret of SpongeBob this video is 9/11 and there were 2 buildings and when you flip spongbobe upside down you can see on SpongeBob teeth that there is 2 building and the word "SpongeBob" has 9 letters and "squarepants" has 11 letters that MEANS☠️☠️☠️ EDIT: OMG SO MANY FREAKIN LIKES GOD BLESS YOU ALL😊😊😊😊MOM IM ✨FAMOUS✨💅💅💅🌹🌹👌👌👌

[@felixbui9818]

are you 9? wheres the punctuation