Why Crazy Taxi Needs To Shut Up And Pacific Drive (The Jimquisition)

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Jim Sterling

Jim Sterling

Күн бұрын

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@mesektet5776
@mesektet5776 11 ай бұрын
Crazy Taxi as a ‘AAA’ game? That’s like seeing a piece of graffiti, that turns out to be an advertisement for AT&T.
@Nov-5062
@Nov-5062 11 ай бұрын
Speaking of graffiti, a new Jet Set Radio is planned and it's gonna be 'AAA in scope' as well
@MareSerenitis
@MareSerenitis 11 ай бұрын
lmao, sony tried exactly that in 2005 and got rightly bodied
@Nikolai2s
@Nikolai2s 11 ай бұрын
​@@Nov-5062it's like SEGA is actively trying to destroy my childhood. 😢
@BlueBeetle1939
@BlueBeetle1939 11 ай бұрын
That made me sick to read
@vaiyt
@vaiyt 11 ай бұрын
It says something that "the developers are talking out of their asses" is the GOOD alternative.
@CeHee123
@CeHee123 11 ай бұрын
The amount of A's in a game only really increases how much I don't trust them.
@Virtualblueart
@Virtualblueart 11 ай бұрын
And looking at Skull and Bones and Kill the Justice league rightly so.
@Huwbacca
@Huwbacca 11 ай бұрын
Alan Wake has 3 but is pretty good though. Medal of honour allied assault has 4 and that's brilliant.
@junebunchanumbers
@junebunchanumbers 11 ай бұрын
Yeah! Aandy the Aardvark's Aamerican Aadventures in Aarkansas can fuck off!
@RuSosan
@RuSosan 11 ай бұрын
That is a good wisdom.
@michimatsch5862
@michimatsch5862 11 ай бұрын
​@@Huwbacca an exception doesn't mean that general distrust isn't generally justified.
@lewa3910
@lewa3910 11 ай бұрын
The onlyway a crazytaxi game could or should be AAA in any scope should be the budget allocated to getting the soundtrack rights from the original game (aswell as just paying the devs a more than livable wage)
@DraigoDragon
@DraigoDragon 11 ай бұрын
Crazy Taxi without the (All I want by Offspring) Is no game I want to play!
@DefendYoungstown
@DefendYoungstown 11 ай бұрын
Also, all the rights to the real life locales... well, contemporary ones that don't include places like Tower Records. Actually, no. Include those. Tower Records and Blockbuster and KFC!
@Hillthugsta
@Hillthugsta 11 ай бұрын
​@@DefendYoungstownI never thought Id see the day where people want ads and product placment in their games...
@josh-oo
@josh-oo 11 ай бұрын
​@@DefendYoungstown Recreate the real-life areas as they existed in the time of the original. Teleport us back to a world where Tower Records and Blockbuster were still common sights.
@eideticex
@eideticex 11 ай бұрын
@@brittb1696 I don't get it either. For awhile it was actually a feature in games. There's a console command you can use in any Quake Engine game that opens an in-game MP3 player you can use to load a folder or an M3U playlist. Source Engine has the same thing. They almost always work with the media controls on keyboards that have media keys or like my mechanical can generate the media key signals with special key combos. It was when CryEngine, Unity, and the like came around that I stopped seeing that as a feature. Even early Unreal Engine had it but the game had to expose a GUI or it wouldn't load that module.
@Aeravon
@Aeravon 11 ай бұрын
I think Gonzo is an underrated muppet.
@stingerjohnny9951
@stingerjohnny9951 11 ай бұрын
I mean, he’s one of the main cast, and he had an entire movie dedicated to his origin.
@sean8102
@sean8102 11 ай бұрын
Meep. Really though for me it'd be a tie between Statler and Waldorf.
@samiraperi467
@samiraperi467 11 ай бұрын
"Meep" sounds more like a Beaker sound than a Gonzo one.
@UlshaRS
@UlshaRS 11 ай бұрын
Sweetums!
@Frigidevil
@Frigidevil 11 ай бұрын
Anyone who identifies as a weirdo is pretty cool in my book
@cerebralisk
@cerebralisk 11 ай бұрын
you did just remind me of the GDC postmortem on final fantasy 14 1.0 from naoki yoshida, because one of the things he identified as a key failing of the 1.0 team was that their attitude was that it didn't matter if they shipped broken content because 'we can just patch it later' and that mentality was a huge factor in the game being the way it was
@akamesama
@akamesama 11 ай бұрын
I'm not surprised they took that tact. Very few games really pay for being incomplete. Some of the most notable examples, Cyberpunk and No Man's Sky, even turned their public perception around afterward. With people putting up with buggy early access games as well, I can see publishers assuming they can just patch afterward and they largely seem to be continuing to do just that. Square is still doing it as well.
@jackodriscoll3817
@jackodriscoll3817 11 ай бұрын
And it was still a mess by the end of all the updates.
@shis1988
@shis1988 11 ай бұрын
And ironically he then made FFXVI which... yeah...
@Vanity0666
@Vanity0666 11 ай бұрын
To be 100% fair to Yoshi-P Crystal Tools was a fucking piece of shit that was notoriously difficult to work with to the point that it very nearly caused Square Enix to collapse, just look at the development cycle and history for FFXV and FF Versus XIII (FF13 was supposed to be a Playstation 2 game and Versus 13 started doing promotional material when Kingdom Hearts 2 was launched) It's why they're on Unreal now. I recently went back and played the XIII trilogy which is on Crystal Tools and all of the issues from FF14 1.0 become immediately apparent in 13-2 when any area that's larger than a hallway is available to walk around (the game engine straight up stops to load assets for a second), and by Lightning Returns where the full game is open world it's just an absolute mess (polygon dog being one of the most prominent examples)
@Dsonsee
@Dsonsee 11 ай бұрын
It's what's been killing Total War silently too. The source code is a branched, untraceable mess
@ledhceb
@ledhceb 11 ай бұрын
Did I just see two sailing ships playing chicken, with masts blowing forward firing forward. Nelson's sarcophagus must be registering relativistic spin rates.
@biocapsule7311
@biocapsule7311 11 ай бұрын
And at the speed of a modern day speed boat no less.
@mat_max
@mat_max 11 ай бұрын
Who's nelson
@funghazi
@funghazi 11 ай бұрын
@@mat_max Admiral Lord Horatio Nelson
@christianjohansson7185
@christianjohansson7185 11 ай бұрын
​@@mat_maxhe was the boat-goat of the 1800 british armada. Known for mastering the art of sailing straight at them and winning, despite it being a very bad idea most times. When he died they out his monument at Trafalgar square, where cars drive around it all day. Presumably as a sort of revenge by what must have been a deep cover french operative infiltrating 1800:s parks and recreations, what with his orogninal drive-towards-them-in-a-line was did against the french. When he died he was more machine than man, although that meant peg leg wood arm glass eye, rather than roboty bits. Hus favourite food is anpan. AB blood, 5,4 waist. Loves: work. Dislikes: Napoleon I. Hates: that there would be three more Napoleons.
@spiderlily723
@spiderlily723 11 ай бұрын
An underrrated achievemnt of Baldur's Gate 3 is the fact is showed exactly how much an expensive game should be expected to have. And I don't even think it IS a 'AAA' title?
@mitrovarr
@mitrovarr 11 ай бұрын
The estimated budget for Baldur's Gate 3 is between 100 and 200 million. If you did treat the "A" system as a measure of game production cost, it would be solidly in the AAA space, although not one of the most expensive games ever made.
@aureliodeprimus8018
@aureliodeprimus8018 11 ай бұрын
And now Unicorn Overlord is taking the torch for this year.^^
@spiderlily723
@spiderlily723 11 ай бұрын
@@mitrovarrThanks, had no idea about the budget. TBF only thing I knew about AAA is 'this costs butload more'. xD
@Doodlesthegreat
@Doodlesthegreat 11 ай бұрын
Really that it costs the _consumers_ a buttload more.
@aeloswindrunner
@aeloswindrunner 11 ай бұрын
Triple-aaaayyyyyyy isn't a measure of quality or scope, it's only a measure of money. The money that got put into it and the money they hope to get out of it
@biocapsule7311
@biocapsule7311 11 ай бұрын
Less the first part, more the second one. I highly doubt they actually put enough money to match the amount of time needed. But the top definitely expect a lot of money in return for doing nothing.
@aeloswindrunner
@aeloswindrunner 11 ай бұрын
@@biocapsule7311 some of these games have budgets equivalent to the GDP of a small country, it's why they can sell millions and still disappoint the publishers
@UlshaRS
@UlshaRS 11 ай бұрын
Since the term is based on arbitrary bank credit rating of a company's or nations ability to pay debts timely. It's credit score for the 1%
@biocapsule7311
@biocapsule7311 11 ай бұрын
@@aeloswindrunner A lot of things has the GDP of small countries. It's meaningless. Half of the time they spend those money satisfying ridiculous demands from the top. It's the same thing with movie studio interference. The more you keep wanting to change or add stuff (like more micro-transection etc.). The more time it takes and more money spend. But it's almost guaranteed that even as they are willing to pay for the changes, they don't adequately pay the workers for extra effort to fulfill those changes. So they are still not paying what they should be paying.
@evilbob840
@evilbob840 11 ай бұрын
This is why when "quadruple A" is brought up, it just makes me think they'll be putting in even more micro-transactions for even less content. To be fair though, I'm not their target audience: the last AAA game I bought at full price was XCom 2 in 2016 (mostly from having played the previous titles and Total Biscuit's recommendation).
@BaileyThinksYourAreAwesome
@BaileyThinksYourAreAwesome 11 ай бұрын
"fare play" is a funny pun when you consider microtransAAActions oh god I lost the will to live whilst writing this.
@_Ahnt
@_Ahnt 11 ай бұрын
The Dreamcast version introduced me to Bad Religion and The Offspring, and for that I will love it forever. RIP to a real one.
@ketchupkatsup9805
@ketchupkatsup9805 11 ай бұрын
I know right!? Felt sad when they they said the soundtrack was bad, i think its a banger!
@EarsoftheWolf
@EarsoftheWolf 11 ай бұрын
TEN IN TWENTY TEN!
@EarsoftheWolf
@EarsoftheWolf 11 ай бұрын
​@@ketchupkatsup9805pop punk isn't for everyone, but everyone should respect Bad Religion.
@sevinPackage
@sevinPackage 11 ай бұрын
YA YA YA YA YAAA!
@styfen
@styfen 11 ай бұрын
I knew Pacific Drive was going to be amazing when I learnt Paul Dean formerly of Shut Up & Sit Down was involved. The man is a 2000 carat diamond writer.
@EarsoftheWolf
@EarsoftheWolf 11 ай бұрын
I hadn't heard of this game before this video. I instantly wanted it. Now I triple-want it with Paul involved.
@crono92
@crono92 11 ай бұрын
Paul has a video talking about it. Really had the game on my radar since then.
@klisterklister2367
@klisterklister2367 11 ай бұрын
Sounds cool! Is it possible to toggleoff the shaky camera?
@crono92
@crono92 11 ай бұрын
@@klisterklister2367 Yes you can
@mapppkyc6698
@mapppkyc6698 10 ай бұрын
There's a board game review channel called Shut Up & Sit Down. Are you talking about the same one?
@SageJFox
@SageJFox 11 ай бұрын
A couple friends of mine did programming on Pacific Drive, glad you enjoyed it!
@williammoore1030
@williammoore1030 11 ай бұрын
Would love to start a game development studio called 7th gen gaming that has the scope of the games of that generation where they were big enough to be entertaining but tight enough that entire trilogies were able to be completed in a single generation.
@jamesrule1338
@jamesrule1338 11 ай бұрын
Pacific Drive is a great fucking game. I'd argue it's a better adaptation of Roadside Picnic (What the movie Stalker was based on) than the game S.T.A.L.K.E.R. The Zone isn't something you can fight with a gun. It can only be endured, survived, and experienced.
@xethier
@xethier 11 ай бұрын
the inner zone is hell. it's just a portal to the depths of despair and suffering... also meteorites.
@GrandArchPriestOfTheAlgorithm
@GrandArchPriestOfTheAlgorithm 11 ай бұрын
It does sound like a Roadside Picnic game.
@MrSimonsays2592
@MrSimonsays2592 11 ай бұрын
That last sentence is the exact knowledge that got me to purchase the game. It's not anything you have to FIGHT, just survive. Lol I'm a baby when it comes to horror games when I'm being chased by Big Scary Monster, but being abused by an unstable pocket of reality? SIGN ME UP!
@warmachine5835
@warmachine5835 11 ай бұрын
@@xethier I got there last night and between Blacksmiths and Meteor Squalls, I might have trauma.
@noisegrrrl
@noisegrrrl 11 ай бұрын
I tried the demo, I love the atmosphere but I wish there was actual driving between locations and not fast travel :(
@WhytePanther
@WhytePanther 11 ай бұрын
The original Crazy Taxi was an arcade game designed to kick you off the machine in 10 minutes or less. "Expanding the scope" and making a game designed for multi-hour sessions just feels like it would be so out of character for the game. To consider a similar genre with roots in the arcade, developers of brawling games are getting it right. Games like Streets of Rage 4, River City Girls, and TMNT Shredder's Revenge, they know that their games are satisfying to play for a limited amount of time, and charge a price that fits this.
@Rocketcow-dx1jd
@Rocketcow-dx1jd 6 ай бұрын
Crazy taxi is the kind of short game i wanna play in bed or on the toilet and as an indie/AA developer/publisher i understand this well. Its why for every major top down RPG, Shooter, or Big platformer i make i wanna have small games like a game & watch style collection on mobile with no MTX, DLC, or Up front cost because i am making it for fun and to learn coding that can be played and ended in 5 minutes and be fun as well as challenging in the later levels.
@Hornswroggle
@Hornswroggle 11 ай бұрын
5:48 love the detail that (intentionally or not) the German dictionary there shows the entry for "verächtlich" meaning "detestable" or "contemptible". Exactly the way we think about the AAA subject matter.
@LukaRyuu
@LukaRyuu 11 ай бұрын
Oskar the Grouch is by far the best muppet. Although I do wonder if he can even afford that trashcan anymore given housing prices...
@Rocketcow-dx1jd
@Rocketcow-dx1jd 6 ай бұрын
Hes a hobo.
@jessclark9725
@jessclark9725 11 ай бұрын
Crazy Taxi will always be linked to the American sports pub chain Beef O’Brady’s because from 2000 (maybe earlier) until they closed just before the pandemic, they had an original Crazy Taxi arcade cabinet. I remember patiently waiting in line with my quarter up to sit on the hard plastic, duct-taped bucket seat and the steering wheel whose foam rubber was disintegrating into a gritty black powder. The cabinet itself was so broken as to barely be usable, and was still my favorite cabinet in any arcade in town
@GmodPlusWoW
@GmodPlusWoW 11 ай бұрын
*CDi Mario:* "Nice of Steph to invite us to this roadside picnic, eh Luigi?" *CDi Luigi:* "I hope she brought lotsa shade to throw at the games industry!"
@fatrobin72
@fatrobin72 11 ай бұрын
"Tripple A-ness"... chefs kiss given how it is spoken...
@joink25
@joink25 11 ай бұрын
I appreciate the Fifth Element reference. It is a contemporary and very timely reference. I'm adamant about that.
@isaactfa
@isaactfa 11 ай бұрын
I just saw Fifth Element in theatres last week, so I reckon you're right.
@stingerjohnny9951
@stingerjohnny9951 11 ай бұрын
Pass the copium homie, I’m starting to doubt half life 3 will come out.
11 ай бұрын
The 5th Element tie in game was on the original PlayStation. The one without any numbers.
@mjc0961
@mjc0961 11 ай бұрын
References to The Fifth Element are green, super green, emerald green
@nutjob51
@nutjob51 11 ай бұрын
I haven't watched it yet so to me it's not even a brand new movie it's a movie that hasn't come out yet
@lizb7271
@lizb7271 11 ай бұрын
As someone who has watched Knightmare and played the original Crazy Taxi, I would complain about being made to feel old but I care more about the nearly 10 months I've been on HRT than my actual age.
@RachelWolfe
@RachelWolfe 11 ай бұрын
congrats
@nogov2838
@nogov2838 11 ай бұрын
ain't that the truth 🙏
@lunasophia9002
@lunasophia9002 11 ай бұрын
Congrats! Literally about to have my first appointment tomorrow!
@ChicaneryBear
@ChicaneryBear 11 ай бұрын
U get it
@lizb7271
@lizb7271 11 ай бұрын
@@lunasophia9002 Good luck. I'm doing DIY because I've been on an NHS waiting list since 2019.
@saxor96
@saxor96 11 ай бұрын
I'll stick to the real crazy taxi sequel. The Simpsons Road Rage.
@stingerjohnny9951
@stingerjohnny9951 11 ай бұрын
The parody that was good enough to just be an installment 🤣
@saxor96
@saxor96 11 ай бұрын
@@stingerjohnny9951 Heck, the GBA version is incredibly good, way more than it deserves to be.
@ricksanchez5949
@ricksanchez5949 11 ай бұрын
Loved Road Rage. Great Shout!
@jackodriscoll3817
@jackodriscoll3817 11 ай бұрын
There's no comparison between the two. It's okay, but I don't understand the hype for crazy taxi, IMO.
@michaelflammer3622
@michaelflammer3622 11 ай бұрын
The narrative speaks to me as a lifelong gamer. The editor speaks to my attention defections. The ongoing "Lee" jokes throughout multiple videos are killing me! Too good!
@TonberryEmpress
@TonberryEmpress 11 ай бұрын
best muppet has to be the two old guys in the balcony seats
@Viceroy_Sundercles_III
@Viceroy_Sundercles_III 11 ай бұрын
Statler and Waldorf.
@TonberryEmpress
@TonberryEmpress 11 ай бұрын
@@Viceroy_Sundercles_IIIthats the one!
@Feasco
@Feasco 11 ай бұрын
"What was your favourite part of the game?" "The part where I uninstalled it!" "DOH-HO-HO-HO!"
@aureliodeprimus8018
@aureliodeprimus8018 11 ай бұрын
5:50 Props to the editor for depicting the german words for "disdain/contempt" here.
@varmintx0
@varmintx0 11 ай бұрын
If Nina Struthers walked out onto the floor of a Devolver Digital press conference proclaiming their games are QUADRUPLE AAAA!!!! we would laugh at the satirical absurdity of it. But this is real. A real CEO used that phrase and somehow expected people to not laugh at it.
@davidf8365
@davidf8365 11 ай бұрын
My friend and I both grew up watching Knightmare. Coincidentally he now lives in the same village as Treguard. They both go drinking together on a regular basis.
@DesignCollar
@DesignCollar 11 ай бұрын
I used to watch you a lot in middle school and it’s very nice to see that you are still posting. Keep up the great work!!! I was always excited to come home from a long day of school and watch you
@atreidhd
@atreidhd 11 ай бұрын
3:16 -- That is exactly how I felt about that new Dune game that was announced awhile back. "New Dune game!" "Awesome!" "It's an open-world survival MMO!" "Fuck!" Come to think of it, I haven't heard anything about that since it was first announced.
@OnDavidsBrain
@OnDavidsBrain 11 ай бұрын
You all want a modern send up to Crazy Taxi go play its homage mini game in Infinite Wealth. Now to sit back and wait till Hi-Fi Rush comes out on PS5.
@Planag7
@Planag7 11 ай бұрын
That one's great!
@mix1ro
@mix1ro 11 ай бұрын
the grindr notification on that mobile game💀
@Absquatula
@Absquatula 11 ай бұрын
"You've heard this same hype from games you've already forgotten about" sums this up about right.
@jdoss3582
@jdoss3582 11 ай бұрын
That twist about the Suicide Squad reviews was BRILLIANT xD this was one of your better videos, enjoyed every minute!
@aceofshovels5873
@aceofshovels5873 11 ай бұрын
"AAAness" is a brilliant term.
@jadedheartsz
@jadedheartsz 11 ай бұрын
Forspoken is a good game though and it's not really live-service driven like the others mentioned so it does not really fit in with Jim's overall comparison.
@Caernath
@Caernath 11 ай бұрын
This episode reminds me of Sterling's video on the perfect pasta sauce; there is no perfect pasta sauce, only perfect pasta sauces. Variety is the spice of life, which also means that not every release needs or even can be a blockbuster succes.
@nickcourter351
@nickcourter351 11 ай бұрын
Thank God.... For another excellent video..... and also for you. And Thank you to the team behind the scenes. Be well
@funklestiltskin6140
@funklestiltskin6140 11 ай бұрын
Honestly I’m more interested in the fact that they seem to have put the folks who worked Streets of Rage 4 on the Shinobi remakes which means it’s almost guaranteed to be superb unless Sega suddenly decides to take a monster dump on it by doing something completely insane. I am concerned.
@MKLANCER00
@MKLANCER00 11 ай бұрын
the way I found out Skull n Bones came out was seeing it second hand in CEX, classic
@PindleofKujata
@PindleofKujata 11 ай бұрын
Favourite muppet? Boober. I had a plushie of him as a kid.
@barleysixseventwo6665
@barleysixseventwo6665 11 ай бұрын
I think the scariest thing I’ve ever seen in Pacific Drive was when one of those fucking mannequins appeared out of nowhere and…handed me a spare tire. You laugh, but it’s genuinely unnerving.
@TransientWitch
@TransientWitch 11 ай бұрын
I like to imagine it also had a sign that said "do be careful 'round here traveler, this place can be dangerous from time to time"
@Dr.DaisyMoth
@Dr.DaisyMoth 11 ай бұрын
i love your videos- They always tickle my nostalgia bone. Bless
@mausklick1635
@mausklick1635 11 ай бұрын
I almost didn't click the video because of the weird title, but it turned out to be my favourite of the last months of the Jimquisition.
@TheNzFox
@TheNzFox 11 ай бұрын
I want to point out one thing about that chart at 6:50. It seems most 'AAA' games skip the top part, the 'better experience' and go straight for the 'more engagement', they don't care if their games are fun or if the people playing them are actually enjoying themselves, they care about pushing the grind as much as possible while giving the kind of incentives usually reserved for free to play games to build habits in order to boost the almighty 'engagement metric'
@skyeunknown8076
@skyeunknown8076 11 ай бұрын
Bomb Rush Cyberfunk is exactly what you want out of a modern Jet Set Radio i wish big companies would underatand not every game needs to be 100+hours with road maps
@ogrogordo6084
@ogrogordo6084 11 ай бұрын
Beautifuly multitasked on this episode, Steph. Sold me a game, gave me a favorable opinion on something Sony did, while still doing the regular sermon on AAA games sucking, that is a hard truth. And you really felt a bit happy on this episode. Cheers to you!
@AdamBladeTaylor
@AdamBladeTaylor 11 ай бұрын
I still use the glowy star decals on my car because it lets me find it in darkness due to them glowing in the dark. When I get those situations where I lose my bearings (and lose that little arrow that tells you where your car is) I can often spot the car from a mile away due to the gaudy deco. lol
@supinearcanum
@supinearcanum 11 ай бұрын
The guy who made Umarangi Generations was talking about AAA games recently and brought this idea to my attention alongside another commenter on twitter, and I think it really fits with modern AAA as they exist now, "AAA games are just merchandising commercials now, they are a Happy Meal in which other franchises are stuffed in in order to attract your purchase. The game, as it exists, is just the cardboard which they stuff Predator, Niki Minaj, and eventually Ronald McDonald into."
@MaggotKing9
@MaggotKing9 11 ай бұрын
You left a Grindr notification in at 6:46... I hope Thomas is well...
@sean8102
@sean8102 11 ай бұрын
I got a code for the Avatar game (can't even remember the full title off hand) when I upgraded my CPU a few months ago. Downloaded it. Played ~2 hours and was bored and decided to play something else. As soon as I got to the outside, it quickly felt like the "typical Ubisoft game". The thing I remember most is just being impressed with the visuals and performance and the snowdrop engine in general. Game looks beautiful and runs smooth as silk for me maxed out (7800X3D/RTX 3080 1440p), but If you had set me down to play the game right at that part and told me to guess who made the game (Honestly didn't even know it existed until I saw it came with the 7800X3D) my first guess would be Ubisoft. Shouldn't have to say this but it's the internet, if you like the game I'm not saying you're "wrong" or anything. And Pacific Drive looks really cool, had never heard of it.
@MyRegularNameWasTaken
@MyRegularNameWasTaken 11 ай бұрын
Wow, okay, completely fell for the Suicide Squad gag. I was sitting there just absorbing the fact that mainstream game reviews are finally feeling comfortable using "live service" as a negative point in their write-ups, and then come to find out it's not one but TWO half baked games so generic that their reviews are interchangeable!!
@rnd-gem
@rnd-gem 11 ай бұрын
Stephanie this is one of your best recent video. Purely because I feel like you are having fun again and not drag yourself through a shitty game which you hate. Also i really love how you mixed the reviews. You had me!
@n0LiVEking
@n0LiVEking 11 ай бұрын
I thought you made a grave error not having Treygard say "ooooo nasty" until the clip at the end. You win this round Z. Mann!
@mattwo7
@mattwo7 11 ай бұрын
3:53 Well that just confirms it's part of Sega's "Super Game" metaverse project that Sapporo is working on. Which likely means the other games in the long-neglected IPs are too. I mean why else would a studio that's only worked on PSO2 and the "Super Game" be working on Crazy Taxi and JSR?
@Amanda_Lane
@Amanda_Lane 11 ай бұрын
I don't now what story a Bulk & Skull game would tell, but now I want one because I love them. Slapstick bumbling investigator game or something.
@bassemb
@bassemb 11 ай бұрын
I'll never get tired of how you say "fucking shiiiiit" :D
@lukasgaming82
@lukasgaming82 11 ай бұрын
4:02 "Yadda yadda yadda... NOTHING!!!" Loved it. This is how I always react to corpospeak :D
@brasslion4176
@brasslion4176 11 ай бұрын
When a corporation says that a game is triple or quadruple or quintuple A, they don't really say it to get the players hyped, they do it to make their opportunistic, bloodsucking investors salivate at the thought of how much money their overpriced game is going to gouge from people
@Chill-Quil
@Chill-Quil 11 ай бұрын
My first PD mannequin experience was parking and walking right up next to a group, getting 2 feet up to them to get a good close up look, THEN reading their anomaly report still feet away from them until my heart sunk when I read the part of what happens when you touch them D:
@SCnightmareSC
@SCnightmareSC 11 ай бұрын
The only way this is a Triple A game is if we're all being trolled hard & the Triple A's stand for Axles, Alignments & Action.
@masondeross
@masondeross 9 ай бұрын
I remember my only friend who owned a dreamcast was into Crazy Taxi. And Shenmue.
@otasatic
@otasatic 11 ай бұрын
Love how the stock footage of a dictionary used in this video includes an entry for "Venusberg", meaning pubic mound (5:50)
@bighatbondquo863
@bighatbondquo863 11 ай бұрын
AAA Crazy Taxi predictions: - Season Pass - Multiple currencies - Rotating shop for car and driver cosmetics - Crafting and resource gathering to make upgrades - Car stamina meter
@slowmercy69
@slowmercy69 11 ай бұрын
Crafting in car games _💀_
@SolarScion
@SolarScion 11 ай бұрын
"Loot-burden" That's perfectly apt. I'm definitely using this.
@Goodlordwhatshappeninginthere
@Goodlordwhatshappeninginthere 11 ай бұрын
Bobby Kotick probably saw that edit of himself jizzing money and unironically thought it was cool.
@gino8381
@gino8381 11 ай бұрын
That grinder notification tho 😂
@ejmc6378
@ejmc6378 11 ай бұрын
Robot Chicken reference! What a twist! Loved your Playstation Portal review, btw. *chef's kiss*
@ashk7244
@ashk7244 11 ай бұрын
Gonzo + Camilla is a better love story than Twilight.
@subzerobadass
@subzerobadass 11 ай бұрын
Thank you, Z. Mann Zilla, for reminding me of the genius of Andy Kaufman.
@ZMannZilla
@ZMannZilla 11 ай бұрын
We all need reminding from time to time.
@rylian21
@rylian21 11 ай бұрын
Great video, Steph. I too have been playing the crap out of Pacific Drive. Kinda weird to see my home in a game.
@PlatinumPaladin
@PlatinumPaladin 10 ай бұрын
Group: "No, Chris!" Chris: "What?" The genuine innocence of how he replied killed me. 🤣
@juanignaciolerzo426
@juanignaciolerzo426 11 ай бұрын
that suicide sqad twist was savage
@zippomage
@zippomage 11 ай бұрын
happy to hear you're enjoying Pacific Drive so much!
@scottbuck1572
@scottbuck1572 11 ай бұрын
S-Club 7 is the cod reggae equivalent of New Kids on The Block. Prove me wrong
@krux02
@krux02 11 ай бұрын
There is a lot of A-ness in the games industry. One could say games industry has reached peak A-ness.
@AenimaKamikaze
@AenimaKamikaze 11 ай бұрын
Great vid! Definitely need to check out Pacific Drive. Also, Floyd Pepper was the original based bassist.
@tommytwotacos8106
@tommytwotacos8106 11 ай бұрын
Oh my, breaking out the Video Toaster clips to geezer-tease us in the first two minutes is quite the bold gambit you've employed there, Jim/Steph.
@esr1412
@esr1412 11 ай бұрын
I guess it's Kermit, Steph. Or the old guys at the theatre.
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 11 ай бұрын
Here's my hot take on Pacific Drive: it's everything you love about Soulsborne games without everything you hated from the Soulsborne games. And I appreciate that.
@sarysa
@sarysa 11 ай бұрын
If Steph had actually just stood there playing an unseen game for 17 minutes only to say "link in the description" I would have died.
@darliebb
@darliebb 11 ай бұрын
Steph this is spooky because it was only last week that watched a reptrospective on Knightmare and now it is in this weeks jimquisition! what a great show that was growing up
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 11 ай бұрын
To me, any game that dares to advertise itself as a "Triple A game" basically just admits that it is less of a game and more of a scam. Oh and that they're designed by cun-SKELETON WARRIORS!!
@vvitch-mist20
@vvitch-mist20 11 ай бұрын
AAA at this rate refers to how much money it cost to make the fucking thing. I bet this thing will be so glitchy when it releases lol.
@Whitesaber211
@Whitesaber211 11 ай бұрын
Me my friend applied to the last season of Knightmare I was gonna wear the helmet and everything then the show was cancelled and we got a letter saying sorry didn't even give us a tickets to watch Funhouse or somthing like that
@jacobturnerart
@jacobturnerart 11 ай бұрын
Sod AAA games. Why the actual fuck don't we have a VR Knightmare game yet?
@evilbob840
@evilbob840 11 ай бұрын
I have a hard time picking my favorite muppet, though I'd have to say as a kid it was probably beaker. So, I'll stick with that.
@mark.slater
@mark.slater 11 ай бұрын
I'm sorry, but what??? Are there really people out there that consider Knightmare to have anything other than cutting edge graphics?
@ksdtsubfil6840
@ksdtsubfil6840 11 ай бұрын
Kind of want to set up an entire Monitoring and Evaluation Team for Stephanie's prediction at the end there, about Pacific Drive getting snubbed by the end of the year. I'm not really into games that much (because I'm too poor to afford them anyway), but Stephanie has been in this krap for years and seem to know how most things go by experience. I want to go back to this video at the cusp of 2025.
@thickbeardgaming
@thickbeardgaming 11 ай бұрын
The four As as i understand them: A - All gameplay is pretty much the same A - Add a cash shop, even if the game is mostly single player A - Any innovative ideas from a trailer will be faked and badly implemented later A - Another A will surely make more idiots buy this sheit
@tigerhorse6321
@tigerhorse6321 11 ай бұрын
Thank you for the heads-up on Pacific Drive! Also you need a Fonzie drop for "triple ayyyyy."
@kitmakin289
@kitmakin289 11 ай бұрын
Fantastic video. But the entire second half my blasted ND brain had grabbed on to that pop-up notif from Grindr and wanted to know what it was Thomas said he felt like sometimes too and I'm not sure I paid attention as much as I should have to "American STALKER Vs the Weeping Mannequins" game review...
@foomp
@foomp 11 ай бұрын
Damn it Stephanie! I had only recently broken my decades old habit of saying or thinking Leeloo Dallas Multipass anytime I heard the word, but here you are bringing it back. "I. Am. Very disappointed!"
@Nemzal
@Nemzal 11 ай бұрын
Hey, Steph? Thanks for the Pacific Drive recommendation - none of my friends had heard of it and I'm enjoying the fuck out of it. That one NPC sounds exactly like Z. Mann Zilla too which is entirely surreal.
@seriousspikesam7770
@seriousspikesam7770 10 ай бұрын
A random note about how Radikal Bikers precedes both Crazy Taxi and Jet Set Radio. Now that would be a combination worth playing.
@theraggingscorpion
@theraggingscorpion 11 ай бұрын
Haha I feel like that too. Can't wait for the weekend
@Elwaves2925
@Elwaves2925 11 ай бұрын
That intro reminded me of the intros to the US version of Shameless. You've got to give them this, the big budget gaming industry does like to continually upstage itself by sinking even lower.
@mrfoofoo69
@mrfoofoo69 11 ай бұрын
Cheeky Grindr notification there 😂 how’s Tony ?
@Aragorn7884
@Aragorn7884 11 ай бұрын
The gasoline will be a MTX 🤑
@saxor96
@saxor96 11 ай бұрын
"Too bad, time ran out! Game over! Unless... You pay here for a timer extension."
@seraphonica
@seraphonica 11 ай бұрын
the triple A live service model: Advance purchases - Absent playtesting - Abandoned when sales are allegedly underwhelming. so clearly the extra A stands for "An extra tenner"
@scbtripwire
@scbtripwire 11 ай бұрын
I'm eager to hear your full review of Pacific Drive, particularly regarding the story which I've read on reddit really falls flat at the end with many loose ends left unexplained.
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