Why do Witches Float in Water?

[@CaskTheology]

...so you're saying they're NOT made of wood?

[@AthenaProductions1997]

I mean they could be… that’s just not why they float 😂

[@voidgod8300]

Exactly the reference I would’ve thought of.🤣

[@ohasis8331]

@@AthenaProductions1997 Here was me thinking they were hollow. Imagine the conundrum as a person is confronted with self interested survival or drowning. Of interest, I'd read that the cucking chair was used to dunk harridans, viperish tongues and the like.

[@jennamorrison1264]

Most of us ladies that have lipedema float in water so guess we’d all be witches if we were back in the dat

[@Thatquietgirl888]

Thanks for the info. Trying to see God's way

[@clairegriffiths7326]

I float when in water lol😊