Why Does Drew Know so Many Jacob Black Quotes?? & giggling at your favorite movie quotes pt. 1

[@chelseabranch]

Whenever I’m working on a project and have an “ah-ha” moment I ALWAYS quote Yzma’s monologue “I know what I’ll do, I’ll turn him into a flea…”

[@twoidiotgirls]

"put that box inside a box and then I'll put that box inside another BOX"

[@465lps]

and then I’ll mail that box to myself and when it arrives AHAHHAHAHAHHAAAAA I SMASH IT WITH A HAMMAH!

[@mollylala7719]

@@twoidiotgirls lmao me when I’m opening an Amazon package 📦 that has multiple boxes for no reason lmao

[@snh1123]

I didn’t get mine submitted in time but mine is “You cheated on me? When I specifically asked you not to.” Drew, you know🤣🤣

[@twoidiotgirls]

LOL

[@muchomango11]

The Emperor’s New Groove is absolutely one of the funniest movies of all time, when Yzma is talking to Kuzco and he’s just looking at the food stuck in her teeth 💀💀💀

[@twoidiotgirls]

how longgg has THAT been there

[@ArielAdventures]

Agreed! David spade KILLED that role!

[@momomac3760]

When Rosalie says "my monkey man" about Emmett in the first movie during the baseball scene, and when Edward says "Hang on tight, spider monkey" 😭

[@momomac3760]

I was also purely team Jacob in New Moon until the "do you want me to PUT YOU in the hospital?" scene and when they cut his hair 🤢 The motorcycle repair "Shooting the Moon" scene sequence followed by the "shirtless dabbing at Bella's head wound" scene made me fall for him, and then that ick-inducing face punch movie scene made me dislike him entirely 🫠

[@twoidiotgirls]

OMG HAHAHAHAHA I FORGOT ABOUT THIS ONE

[@Superrrrrrhuman]

"THAT'S MY BOOOOOOOYYY. THAT'S MY SOOOONNNNNNN" is constantly in my head

[@twoidiotgirls]

omg SAME

[@desia1868]

“No brain power, just vibes here” I love that 😂😂😂

[@twoidiotgirls]

we're here to give the people what they want

[@emmamoose-dragon1110]

My sister and I love the quote from the Princess Diaries 2 where she's getting her wedding hairstyle done and she says "I look like a moose..." and the stylist says "But you're a very cute moose! You make all the boy moose go whhhaaaaaaaaaaa!!" 😂😂😂

[@twoidiotgirls]

A CLASSIC

[@deegoldman17]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@unavailable2you]

these movie quote episodes are my fav, i’ve rewatched them like 6 times & alllllways giggle The Heat is also my favorite movie & when Melissa McCarthy says to the albino cop “you’re giving beauty tips? do you own a fuckin mirror?” TEARS every single time my die hard love for Drew is making so much sense looking back💀

[@deegoldman17]

ahahhaahahhahha

[@daydaytheplantgay]

I was SCREAMING that Deison would be Gingie from Shrek and idek why the energy just matches 😂

[@kaylaotwell1821]

The Bridesmaids line I quote the most is when she's drunk on the plane tryna sneak into first class and she's like "help me I'm poor"

[@twoidiotgirls]

THERE'S A COLONIAL WOMAN ON THE WING OF THE PLANE

[@Staybrad]

When Drew said “hit the road Bucky” I lost my mind 😂😂😂

[@twoidiotgirls]

hahahahahahaha

[@shineify17]

I just had to say that someone forgot to mention the BEST quote from the emperor's new groove: "Yikes, yikes, yikes. And let me guess. You have a great personality." lol

[@twoidiotgirls]

hahahahahahahaha

[@Wrendeer]

This podcast literally cures my depressive episodes bless u both u have immaculate taste 🙏🏻

[@twoidiotgirls]

awwww Wren! luv u!

[@Chichitodelavida]

The “then by all means come along sir.” From HP is from that scene where Harry drinks the liquid luck and then runs into that one professor (slughorn?)in the Herbology room no?🤣🤣 Harry says he is going to visit Hagrid and professor said he can’t let Harry go out since it’s almost night time😁

[@KBN911]

My favorite from 21 jump street (it might be 22 I can’t remember) was the roommate not believing Jonah hill is 18. And she’s like “18 minutes late to penuckle? Tell us about the war…anyone of them”

[@twoidiotgirls]

omg hahahahaha

[@taurielblack]

In my eyes, Patrick is a Taurus, Mr. Krabs is a Capricorn, Pearl is an Aries, Larry is a Libra, Sandy and Squilliam are Leos, Computer Wife and Gary are Virgos, Spongebob is a Sagittarius, Squidward is a Pisces, Plankton is a Scorpio, and the Pirate Ghost is a Gemini. I’m very passionate about this. Nobody can change my mind.

[@twoidiotgirls]

oooooo very interesting!

[@madisonkinsey9764]

I watch these as background noise (to help with my ADHD) and I could listen to y’all quote the office for a hours.

[@isabellajaramillo7497]

Emperor’s New Groove is the epitome of my 5yr old son’s humor!! I would argue that Kronk is his favorite, especially when he’s making up his own theme song while trying to dump Kuzco’s llama body 😂😂😂 or when Kronk goes “MY SPINACH PUFFS”

[@twoidiotgirls]

OMG THE SPINACH PUFFS

[@brismiley4676]

I absolutely love this show . Please keep them coming . It really gets me thru the day hearing y’all make jokes & laughing ❤

[@twoidiotgirls]

awww luv u!

[@michaelalvarez2416]

I’ve literally re watched the last 7 episodes so many times now. Y’all are so funny I love this 💓💓💓💓

[@twoidiotgirls]

awww thank you!!! we luv u!

[@mayrapalma4001]

LOVED this episode!… I always say “Crap on a spatula!!” whenever something goes mildly wrong lol it’s from Parks and Rec and no one ever gets it.

[@twoidiotgirls]

omg SO many good ones from Parks and Rec

[@mayrapalma4001]

@@twoidiotgirls LITerally

[@umniaahmed4156]

this podcast never fails to make my day, you guys are so funny ❤😁

[@twoidiotgirls]

awww thank u!

[@fie1917]

Deison IS SO THE GINGERBREAD MAN 😭😭💀

[@andreacarrillo74]

I was about to go to sleep cause it’s 2am but now that you uploaded I’ll sleep later 😭😂

[@twoidiotgirls]

LOL LUV U!

[@sgv7419]

"What a beautiful chocolate man" ~White Chicks

[@twoidiotgirls]

a classssic

[@MandyDeadite]

I would like you both to know that the quote Drew says at 7:54 has been my echolalia quote for some time lmaoo.

[@victoriagaleno5479]

Funniest but stupidest line from emperors new groove “uh squeekdy squeak squeak squeaken” when Kronk is talking to the squirrel 🐿️ It made me laugh so hard 😂

[@happebunny12]

“Lowkey photographic memory” FELT THAAAAT🤣

[@twoidiotgirls]

YESH

[@salinastraightedge]

I love, "Only one!" from the fourth HP. I say it like that too. 👹🧜‍♀️

[@twoidiotgirls]

omg we quoted this in a past episode too! lol

[@emilyn5066]

Half of my conversations are quotes😂 the office, new girl, & parks & rec, SpongeBob honestly the list never ends😂

[@twoidiotgirls]

same!

[@nm9472]

I've shaved my head a bunch for the past couple years and when it's freshly shaved down i always video call my sister and she goes BALD BALD BALD AH MY EYES!!!

[@twoidiotgirls]

hahahahahahaha

[@wally1995]

the way i rewatch jersey and drink wine w my bestie…jersey is unmatched as far as reality tv or whateva

[@Xxbaesiaa]

Mine is ‘don’t be suspicious’ 😂 my friends and i will even do the whole dance

[@twoidiotgirls]

a classic!

[@Leo-tl4ye]

This podcast makes washing dishes feel like a treat

[@Leo-tl4ye]

Thanks for another great episode! Love yall and we appreciate the joys you bring to us

[@twoidiotgirls]

omg thank you! Luv u!

[@vinaondrejka7429]

I’ll quote New girl and say “you remind me of my dead friend Karen, does anyone ever tell you that?” whenever people say I look like someone. They always think I’m being serious and act like I’m an idiot. It’s hilarious to me every damn time

[@adamkassemtv]

In Emperor's New Groove "Is that MY voice?!... Oh well"

[@twoidiotgirls]

LOL

[@emmamoose-dragon1110]

I needed this today. I'm having the worst mental health day and I needed a good laugh to keep me going.

[@twoidiotgirls]

hi Emma, sorry you're having a tough day. we luv u and are glad you're here!❤️

[@gracem1297]

the half blood prince quote is the scene when harry's all hopped up on Felix Felicis and is trying to go to Hagrid's hut and Slughorn is telling him its about to be curfew or that's its about to be dark so he tells Slughorn 'then by all means come along sir' best scene from the movie other than Draco saying he would rather 'pitch himself off the astronomy tower' than take charms class again imo

[@twoidiotgirls]

LMAO

[@254Maranda]

@11:05 yes when she said “you can’t even keep a cat” 😂 I screamed

[@twoidiotgirls]

hahahahaha "that cat took oNE look at your life and was likeee nooooo fuckin thanks i am OUT of here"

[@254Maranda]

@@twoidiotgirls 😂😂😂

[@alissaolivas1053]

“EHH PACHA?!!?” 💀💀 my brother and I quote that ALL the time🦙

[@twoidiotgirls]

truly a classic

[@Wonkayourwilly]

For the Shrek character I like to think I am the three blind mice 😂😂😂

[@marykajansen3407]

this is the widows peak of a killer, bella

[@twoidiotgirls]

omg

[@darbymorrison1424]

school of rock is my #1 quoted movie 🤣 “get of your ath let’s do some math”

[@twoidiotgirls]

LMAO

[@mayatinoco835]

emperors new groove and dont tell mom the baby sitters dead are my favs too

[@veeveedante4256]

Im a new listener; day 3 and you being big GOT fans make me LOVE u guyssss even more

[@twoidiotgirls]

luv u!

[@DarrianJewel]

Me and my sister always quote Alvin in the chipmunks when they’re opening gifts and they misspell Dave and he reads it out loud “To Dav”

[@RZTree]

the two quotes I always say are "dude, you threw off my groove" and my favorite is every time someone asks where something is, I very guiltily say "I uh... put it away" and hope that they ask "where" so I can say "why do you want to know" and usually if people don't realize I'm doing a bit they will naturally say "I need it" and then I can say "nuh uh don't you go running off doing the old darin' do, we've been planning this dinner for months!!" and by then everyone has figured out I am quoting the incredibles

[@tiffanydezotell9476]

Again ladies another hour and 5 min of pure laughter. Thank you😭

[@twoidiotgirls]

LOL luv u!

[@lajourdanne]

My favorite SpongeBob quotes are "hoopla!" , "chocolate", and my all time favorite "soiled it!"

[@lajourdanne]

Oops missed one "No, this is Patrick!"

[@twoidiotgirls]

all classics!

[@colleenschmidt6724]

for dumb and dumber, my family quotes that one all the time too but its funny cause almost all of the quotes you guys mentioned are none of the ones we quote 😅 “how’s your burger?” “mmm pills are gooood” “swanson? i thought it was samsonite!” *the clicking noise the cop makes when he drinks the piss*

[@twoidiotgirls]

We also use "pumpkin pie haircutted FREAK"

[@louisa274]

Yesss was hoping I'd catch this early 😊

[@twoidiotgirls]

Luv it!

[@snh1123]

Not “Killer widows peak”🤣🤣🤣

[@twoidiotgirls]

LMAO I'M SORRY

[@JuanGarcia-wp3yu]

I love to quote the movie Bring It On 😂 I love when Torrence follows Missy to her car and goes “Alright that’s it get out of the car Im gonna kick your ass” and when Courtney and Whitney catch Torrence looking and smiling at Missys brother at the game and Courtney goes “We saw that you were having cheer sex with him” 😂 the list is endless with that movie and of course the piece de resistance.. the opening cheer! Also randomly too from Bridesmaid when Annie tells Lilian “you doooo, awww” on the plane😂

[@twoidiotgirls]

omg hahahahahaha

[@srosebenavides]

The grinch. Quote that shit all year. “And by ‘we’ I mean you” “odd” “brilliant!” “grab a handful of popcorn shrimp and blow outta there” “you did the right thing!” “It’s gonna blow!” “Hahaha ahhh that’s a good one” “Betty! Hiiiiii” the list is long 😂

[@jeimyrodriguez4487]

The fact that I watched the Pam Dwight Kelly vs Jim & Kathy episode yesterday😂😂

[@twoidiotgirls]

LOLOLOL

[@britneysmith6773]

My brother and I do "THE POWER WITHIN!!!" and "its not just a Boulder. its a rock!"

[@Nas96__]

'thats my purse i dont know you' 'no no he got a point' 'sit on your throne of lies'

[@twoidiotgirls]

the "King of the Hill" quote??? was like 90% of our personality throughout highschool wowowow

[@micaelacn227]

Also from Surf’s Up, my mom and I frequently say “I can feel it in my nuggets”

[@twoidiotgirls]

omg

[@andikinyon1031]

I can listen to you guys talk about the office for an entire hour

[@twoidiotgirls]

LOL

[@maggyny253]

Not deison casually coming for drew 💀

[@twoidiotgirls]

it's a full time job

[@Chav3lla]

Highlight of my Tuesday! Love your podcast 🫶🏼

[@Chav3lla]

Omg your memories are also insanely impressive !! Lol

[@twoidiotgirls]

aw luv u!

[@skatezseven2701]

I also have a widows peak & that shit can be so annoying when parting ur hair 😂 I used to shave it in high school, then I would look in the mirror & get goosebumps bc of how scary I looked, so I leave it now fr 😂💅

[@twoidiotgirls]

LOL i'm sure it looks amazing!

[@254Maranda]

Ayyyye @6:40 😂😂 Kuzco was a vibe

[@twoidiotgirls]

truly

[@DarrianJewel]

Also she’s the man “my favorites Gouda” and “What does your heart tell you… I mean which one would you rather see naked” “ball and freaking chain man” honestly the whole movie

[@maggies7890]

"Solarplexus Instep Nose GROIN!"

[@twoidiotgirls]

a classsssic

[@venusworship]

my best friend and i constantly quote the bloopers of the ouran high school host club dub. the blooper reel fr lasts 30 minutes and we have them all memorized

[@twoidiotgirls]

luv it!

[@cheyenneherner7165]

OMG wedding crashers is my family and my biggest quoted movie of all time!!

[@twoidiotgirls]

dudeeee i need to watch this one! -Deison

[@cheyenneherner7165]

@@twoidiotgirls it’s the best!! “ CRAB CAKES AND FOOTBALL THATS WHAT MARYLAND DOES NUMMM NUMMM NUMMM NUMMMM NUMMMM!!!!!” Hahaha

[@Hannahrebeccaaa]

not Drew pointing out another way that she’s super smart and Deison fumbling the chance to tease her sister!

[@twoidiotgirls]

Drew may forget the word "galoshes" but I'll never question her intellect, she's a smart lady!

[@mossycobblestoneslab]

have you guys seen kronks new groove? it’s really good too. my favorite quote from it is “all i ever wanted was a thumbs up from papi”.

[@twoidiotgirls]

OMG!

[@rrrqqqrrr]

the way that i don’t remember anything i’ve ever watched

[@twoidiotgirls]

omg

[@Mexican_Afakasi]

Dr. Cox from Scrubs had a bunch of zingers I loved lol my favorite: “I would make you swear on a bible, but I know how contact with holy things makes your skin sizzle.” 😂😂 wordy but clever My best friend and I always told each other “I love you Jenny.” from Forrest Gump. I always list ways of cooking shrimp because of Bubba 😅

[@twoidiotgirls]

LOL

[@muchomango11]

Omg I can’t believe I forgot this but one of my favorite SpongeBob quotes is from the episode when Mr. Krabs sells the Krusty Krab and it becomes the Krabby O’ Mondays and the new manager is talking to Squidward and he goes “because the less you know… the better” and like disappears into the shadows 💀💀💀

[@twoidiotgirls]

hahahaha i also love "another day another dollar -- MORE LIKE A NICKEL"

[@apedoggg2058]

From mean girls I love quoting “my nana takes her wig off when she’s drunk” and “what are you saying about?”

[@apedoggg2058]

Also from stepbrothers: “can I come over later and touch your face?” And when the moms like “what did I do to deserve that?”

[@twoidiotgirls]

LOLL

[@marissasurrounded]

If you know this quote you’re the G.O.A.T! “I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate” 🤣

[@twoidiotgirls]

Space Balls = TOP TIER FILM

[@marissasurrounded]

@@twoidiotgirls yessss!!! 👏

[@Mexican_Afakasi]

I immediately knew Deison was Pinocchio lol

[@twoidiotgirls]

LMAO

[@melikoko333]

“YOU.DONT.KNOW.HOW.IT.IS”

[@twoidiotgirls]

LMAO

[@polkadots1836]

My favourite Pauly D line is when he is talking on the phone with that girl In season one and he’s like “ you stalked my whole life on the boardwalk…. I got on some rides god forbid me it’s f***in summer”

[@KHaines151]

This is the greatest episode ever

[@TheReal0re0McFlurr]

Me and my boyfriend always say “ texas Calvery “ and “ battle scars “ from twilight

[@kayalynn6564]

Not from a tv or movie, but I quote UNHhhh so much it’s a problem

[@january1494]

I have a special spiritual connection to Shrek movies bc as a child, the movies always came out on or around my birthday (May 21st, Taurus Gemini cusp but TECHNICALLY a Taurus thank u I will not be taking anymore questions) and my mom loves movies, so one time for my birthday party she got me and my little group of friends a tour of the movie theater (came with their birthday package thing, got to see the projector room and everything) and got those kids snack boxes while we watched the movie. Honestly would still rock with that for a birthday party as an adult lmao

[@v0mit4br4ins]

deison is the wolf from shrek. the one who wears the nightgown

[@coolkidvale]

I quote archer && I think y’all would like that one too “And that’s how we get ants” “Shut up Pam…you manatee”

[@sherede1442]

When The Emperor’s New Groove came out, my brother and sister and I were in elementary school. And omg did we watch that movie over and over and over again. To the point that my aunt (who we were living with at the time) hid the tape (yes it was vhs at the time 😌) and we ended up finding it and still put it on repeat 🤣 she ended up doing something else with it because we couldn’t find it again after a while. Good times 😌 I can still quote that entire movie tho

[@twoidiotgirls]

it's such a CLASSIC

[@g996]

1:03:55 omg y’all’s synchronized voices sound like Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls!

[@pansyjess5223]

she’s the man is my literal favorite movie

[@ArielAdventures]

I FREAKIN KNEW SHE MEANT GALOSHES! I swear I yelled that shit in my car while driving home from work. But now I’m calling them Goya Boots for shits and giggles

[@twoidiotgirls]

goya boots are the IT fall fashion item

[@kassmick2994]

that little boy from Just Go With It is such a G. severely underrated quotable character

[@twoidiotgirls]

EXACTLY

[@tiffanyescamillaaa]

Mmmm butterrrr is me and my sister terrys fav from cloudy and the chance of meatballs

[@twoidiotgirls]

omg

[@tiffanyescamillaaa]

@@twoidiotgirls I am confused

[@cheyenneherner7165]

I literally have the same memory with movies and quotes only!! Everything else psshh nope just movies lol

[@twoidiotgirls]

LOL luv it!

[@mcbowman90]

“Chittttttyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy…….Like a glove”

[@twoidiotgirls]

ooo what's this from?!

[@hyuugaclanmember]

They should give the hand on the table nails 💅

[@allivaeau3847]

you guys remind me of me and my sister. love your relationship

[@twoidiotgirls]

awwww love it!

[@jessicajaso4639]

my family and I (in addition to quoting movies) quote things that random kids we know have said. Our favorite is "It's shtill alive but jusht bArely!" A kid said this to my sister-in-law when she found a sand dollar that was still purple. He proceeded to take it from her and chuck it full force back into the ocean.

[@twoidiotgirls]

LMAO

[@FuzzyBSMcgee]

My lesbian bestie and I had matching “Free Snooki” shirts that we wore together for quite a while. Also Sammi Sweetheart was THAT girl fr fr

[@twoidiotgirls]

omg fun!

[@tiffanyescamillaaa]

My leg !! Is me and my sisters fav fs

[@twoidiotgirls]

a classic

[@mayaalderete906]

By far the FUNNIEST video yet

[@twoidiotgirls]

LOL

[@tianasam5371]

One of the best movies to quote is "what we do in the shadows" the movie not the show lol you both will love it!!! "What are we??!!" - "we are werewolves not swear-wolves!"

[@twoidiotgirls]

omg we'll have to check it out!

[@khorrijones]

This is so random to point out, but I noticed how when these two mention their family they say *my* instead of *our dad, brother, mom etc* 😂😂i found that interesting (not in a bad way)

[@nosilared9658]

Catching up here on old episodes but I had to add to Drews HP4 quotes “well done dragon!!!” “feet off the table! Feet off the table!!” My sisters and I quote those two allll the time

[@twoidiotgirls]

LOLOLOL