Why Deison Won't Smoke Around Drew & giggling over bits you do with your loved ones pt.2

hi besties! This week we continued our series on giggling over bits yall do with your family and friends and y’all DELIVERED!! in this episode we talked about more incredible SpongeBob quotes, why Deison doesn’t like to smoke around Drew, and our brother’s infamous stand up routine WHATTA ROUND UP AM I RIGHT?!
Again, we are so grateful to everyone who came and supported us on the road during our tour. We can’t thank y’all enough for showing us so much love, we adore each and every one of you! Truly the tour of our dreams!!
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[@quill_bee]

Belly giggling in the dark to my favorite duo

[@kyrsten2532]

Weekly ritual

[@s777jm]

Same

[@TheReal0re0McFlurr]

The part where deison turned around and said “ahhh” with her arms wiggling had me dying

[@JessyDoom614]

I tell everyone “thanks for having me” no matter where I am.

[@bvbblebeam3236]

i’m totally stealing the “are we about to kiss?” and “shots?”

[@maggies7890]

My favorite game to play is "is that MikesMic or Kurtis Conner?". I am never right

[@KINFINITYYY]

25:31 Ethnic mothers will humble you so quickly 😂

[@jakethesnake95]

drew's laugh at 20:15 gave me so much serotonin

[@louisesanchez6935]

When ever someone calls out my name at work or anywhere I always say "she left" 😭😭

[@hannahstradling9164]

exposing hilarious things your younger siblings have done is a rite of passage for older sisters lmao

[@childproof_lock]

Me, my sister and my brother in law always scream “MA THE MEATLOAF” when my mom isn’t listening to us

[@De_voreaux]

The bit about your brother's standup was hilarious, but specifically the pointing up to the knee slap has me crying 😂

[@natashacruz]

I’ve watched this three times and still am cracking up so hard at Deison being high and your brother’s stand up 🥲🥲🥲

[@BeccaPlusFashion]

“Pause..” I’m literally crying right now 🤣 I want to see that video sooooo so bad

[@nataliethomas6376]

I’m laughing so hard at deison saying I did this instead and it being the same with a twist lmao love you guys

[@______natalie_______]

The story of the stand up comedy your brother did had me crying in laughter!! Your mom is amazing 😂😂😂😂

[@JaMiEsNaCkS]

Deison: 🤪 / \ 🫲🏽 🫱🏽 I laughed so hard 😹

[@Xxbaesiaa]

Your mom really be humbling yall 😂😂😂😂

[@muchomango11]

I’m going to be saying “AND MY POINT SHALL STAND ☝🏾” for the rest of my LIFE dude 😭😭😭😭😭

[@stephiefatima]

I just remembered one I do. When my sister and I hang out, she’s 9 years younger than me, she eventually trails behind me when we go shopping. I’ll look back at her like I don’t recognize her, walk faster, repeat, then stop mid tracks and spin around fast to ask ‘ma’am why are you following me?!?’ She hates it. Another I used to do, because I’m the oldest I would pretend like we couldn’t see one of the younger siblings 😂 I’d get everyone to go along with it so they’d think they were invisible lol You know, as the oldest I had to find ways to get revenge/entertain myself 😂

[@lydz13]

Me, my boyfriend, and our enitre friend group constantly quote "he/she/they need some milk" whenever someone does something stupid or silly

[@louisa274]

The way I so want to see the video of your baby bro doing his stand up 🤣

[@kjordynne]

drew picking on deison about her idea pitch really made me laugh, i can picture drew laughing so hard and deison’s just disappointed 😭😂

[@ilovelobsters1967]

this is the only podcast where i genuinely full belly laugh as if i’m here with my best friends

[@lqmgsta]

I came across your parents' podcast (thanks to you all, of course), and I commented to say how much sense it makes that you’ve all turned out the way you have. Bc it's clear how they fostered such an incredible environment for you and your upbringing. I’m only a minute and 36 seconds into the video, but again, it’s no surprise that you’re continually reaffirmed by the community you’ve cultivated. You all live in such alignment with your authentic selves, and those true selves just happen to be some of the best kinds of human beings. It’s not just about checking certain boxes (though you do); it’s about the space you create for yourselves and others to show up authentically, free from external (or internal) pressures and expectations. Your family embodies what’s possible when we honor not just ourselves but also the humanity in those around us-their right to exist fully, take up space, and have their own experiences in this world (so long as it doesn’t harm themselves or others). BONUS IS THAT YOU ALL ARE HILARIOUS

[@alyssacantrill22]

I love that yalls mom is so honest, I feel like there's been too many times where I'm watching AGT or something and thought "who told you that was good?"😭🤣 I feel like the honesty could help prevent situations like that lol

[@arlenehernandez2176]

D, (Deison), you’re such a light in these episodes. I’m a big sister as well and I relate to you sm

[@Unicorn21Productions]

I LOVE “I think you should leave” 😂😂 me and my cousin laugh about it all the time

[@julissalopez6396]

They way that I’m giggling so hard while they talk about Donnie’s stand up routine ugh. I need this video pls😭😭😭 love you🫶🏼🫡

[@brenileriverbrenlie6663]

I love when y'all post and I wake up to it cause you really make waking up at 6am not so bad

[@guppiemitch]

I have literally picked up so many bits since seeing you guys on tour with the “this is a safe spaaaace this is a safe spaaace” and “she’s so geeewwwd” when Drew started dancing. 😂😂😂

[@Youknowitsjenn]

The giggles I gaggled….y’all are the freaking funniest!

[@stevenlerner5515]

when yall crack up and ur faces turn red. Its awesome.... I love how yall laugh at each other and we all laugh together, just a fun time. great fucking pod

[@lydz13]

Seriously don't understand how we use this so often but my boyfriend , his brother (our roomate), and now I all consistently quote that line from one of the Rush Hour movies "Butta-cream buttacream CROCSKIN!" or "my daddy OWNS the lake" from Holes.

[@natjean]

i’m choking on my breakfast sandwich over here LMAO 😭🤣

[@FuzzyBSMcgee]

My best friend and I use to always be the first people on the dance floor and we would always fake bad dance as HARD as we could. Imagine like 2007 Step Up/krumping full out but offbeat 😩😭 it was such a great icebreaker for other people to come out and join us because we looked absolutely insane and were cry laughing

[@mariahbneshiins]

that cobblestone bit has me in tears holy LMAO

[@B612nian]

16:16 OMG, yes! The Devie Downer "It's official..." kills me every single time. 😆

[@emmagination444]

I REALLY WANNA YELL😂😂😂 Why is this so freaky funny. 😂😂😂Definitely the zoomies in yell form

[@krystalaranda874]

The way you guys had me laughing LMAOOO I NEEDED THIS FIRE CROTCH😂😂😂😂

[@lilykempenich8669]

yooooooo the snl bit “don’t make me dance” never heard aNYONE EVER MENTION IT TILL YALL. u the real ones

[@shelbygaskell5991]

I’ve been sleep deprived and just kept refreshing KZbin I’m so happy y’all uploaded this 😂 I’ve been waiting !! ❤

[@mariellegaspar2755]

So glad to hear tour went well AND that you may expand your tour in the future 💕 can't wait for yall to come to Texas 🥺💕

[@tiffanyescamillaaa]

They NEED to come to Texas San Antonio or El Paso pls !!!

[@daphl00]

dude this episode was so funny 😭 my head hurts too

[@aprilanna5811]

Me watching this wearing a this is a load of barnacles t shirt 😅🤣🤣

[@samanthaaguilar6117]

Bro I also started watching you guys because of the two hot takes episode you did ! I was crying laughing when Drew told the middle school band story 😂😂

[@belindarocky961]

As an only child, when I 1st started watching this pod, it made me jealous I don't have any siblings. But the more yous talk about your family, I'm jealous I'm not in your fam 😆😆

[@NickiIsBeazt]

Im late but “good lord terry put it in reverse terry”

[@jakethesnake95]

Oh God I have a bit my mom, my aunt, and I do. So when we were all on a flight to New York back in like 2011, this guy got all pissy when I sat next to him (because that was the seat I had a ticket for) and he told my mom "I requested my own row". We still say that all the time.

[@Ovoxorose]

LMFAOOOOO Im crying so hard from that last CBD story im screaming 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

[@FMNNCiaramello]

Still so happy from seeing you guys in SF!! You guys are so hilarious and gorgeous. It was incredible to see your fam entourage too. Can’t wait to see you again soon.

[@AnushkaVS82]

the best way to start my morning before work 🥰

[@devynprocka3656]

Been binging your podcast all yesterday and today. How am I just now finding you ladies? Love the banter. And the best part, I understand every quote and reference 🥹 so fun 😊

[@littlerouge0]

Bro the CBD story had me crying 😂

[@krisjnn9]

the way i manifested this bc i’ve watched every single one b4

[@smusolini3698]

Yesss please an Australia tour! Would love to see you two live!!

[@crystajohnson6668]

This is seriously one the best podcast episodes yall have. So funny 😂

[@kaylafiore2743]

My boyfriend and I say, ‘I know what’s wrong with it…it ain’t got no gas in it’ anytime anything goes wrong lol

[@hailssc]

This is my comfort podcast forever and always

[@v0mit4br4ins]

my favorite bit with my sister right now is that whenever i do something that makes me look really stupid in front of my sister i'll go "was that cool?" and she'll go "yes oh my godddd that was so cool" even though we both know i looked like a fool

[@natalieutrilla2479]

They way I cannot concentrate on doing my homework cause I’m constantly cracking up 🤣

[@mirandalebron9515]

Accidentally smoked 3 bowls watching this video, y'all make the world a better place

[@sarahfouts1552]

My coworkers are getting annoyed bc im wheezing laughing in my cubicle 😂😂

[@alohaitsvaivai]

HAPPY TWO IDIOT GIRLS TUESDAYYYYY!!!!!! Can we add O’ahu on to the next tour? 🥹🙏🏾

[@hannahsteusloff9864]

my favorite part of tuning in every week is seeing that subscriber count grow! cannot wait to see what 2023 brings for you two 💖

[@preciousstovall4992]

What in the penguin type shit 😂😂😂 uhm actual tears….it’s the way I had to step out because I was laughing so damn hard at work….this is one of my fav episodes

[@cydiiwidii20]

My mom and younger sister are fantastic singers… growing up I thought I was too, I’m not. Once I got around 10 my mom would praise my sisters singing and when I would try to join she’d legit turn the volume of the song up. Every. Single. Time. She denied it for YEARS and only recently laughs when I bring it up now at 32 lol

[@localaud9814]

My Tuesday morning SAVIORS - also the I Think You Should Leave stans RISE UP

[@adamkassemtv]

Omg yas! Perfect to listen to while I finish my lego. ❤️

[@trenter2002]

The bit my sister and I always do is that when we wear an outfit, even if it's good, we'll look at each other and say "you're so brave"

[@Justelusivethings]

These always come out late at night my night owl self thrives

[@HeatherVictoria0911]

Deis thought she was princess peach for a quick sec then immediately snapped back to reality. Intrusive thoughts got the best of her lmaoooo

[@mariahacuna5755]

I listen to your pobcast while working my office job an I’m literally just weezing in my cubicle

[@melaniemcclellan4359]

One of my favorite bits in high school was when someone would try to make fun of a stranger and I'd interrupt them all upset like "THAT'S MY DAD!!!"

[@c_leigh11]

My snl quotables are kristen wigg’s “I LOVE SURPRISES” skit (they’re gunna come in heeeeerrreee) And the classic “i took it and THREW IT ON THE GROUND”

[@littlebabymeowmeowboo6593]

Not just hot cheeto popcorn. Get the PUFFcorn 🤩

[@stevenlerner5515]

i’m so happy y’all are back and the tour went great yall are amazing and love the pod

[@stevenlerner5515]

im very glad yalls tour went well, wen yall come to florida ill say hi.... ill always watch the pod. yall crack me up and entertain me every episode. please keep it up and can't wait till yall are at 100k

[@ashleeadams3633]

"Hell ya hun get ur tits out!" lives rent free in my head. Also the "cheese touch" from Diary of a Wimpy kid is up there too .

[@clairefitzwater7376]

i was watching last weeks waiting on you to post 😭

[@artinstructor4020]

Perfect timing. I needed to do some hw

[@tuahakea1841]

Going out in the world and using: “Wait, pause!” 😂😂😂

[@krystal_marlana]

COBBLEstones got me 😭😭

[@klp2013kp]

Can't wait to watch... Need my fix 😆👌🏽🤍

[@ATT1844]

Looooove this podcast u have no idea ♥️💜🧡💛💚💙

[@chatterandcheers]

the part ab deison smoking has me DYING

[@taniahiguera4003]

this was a MUST SEE. Paused the podcast on spotify to watch it here LMFAO

[@caspiancasey]

Brah your brother’s “stand-up” I’m dyinggggggg bahahahaha

[@cristinitao]

My best friend and I always quote drag race to each other. Most recently it’s Plane Jane “sister…..” or Q’s “dis my real hair hunnyyy” and of course anything Alyssa Edwards “girl look how orange you f*cking look girl” or “Kristen, you don’t love anything but the bottle” 💀

[@breannamcilwain5832]

Pleeaasseee put New Orleans on your list next tour!!!!❤ would DIE to see it!!

[@elizoegomez]

Me and my man start making jokes as safe words. Like when things get too heated we make joke that progressively get dumber. It’ll be inside joke that are full phrases to ones that are just sounds until me are and him are just using gestures and face so we don’t say out of pocket shit. 😅😅😅

[@panditaaa27]

Omg just a little back story when my cousin and I first came to the states and we’re learning English we watched a lot of movies to try and learn the language and master accents better so we watched step brothers like back to back and quoted that whole movie IRL. So we usually say “did we just become best friends?” When someone we know or someone we just met say something straight out of pocket or super personal lol. And more than once we’ve said in inappropriate times tbh but it has made others laugh regardless lol

[@7thCobweb]

this ep made me laugh so hard on public transport

[@joshgoldman6818]

im so glad tour went well it looked amazing

[@loudenproud00]

I’m from Cali left at 26 to find myself in WA and ended up finding love and move to NJ/NY- 6 years running. You two -literally first time I have actually felt Cali though a screen that was not some LDR BS 💐

[@DiegoLopez-lv2md]

even if u dont have a vegas show just come to vegas and ill watch u guys talk for an hour at like a park or something

[@ashleymillar5645]

My favorite bit from this year was “angela basset did the thing”

[@samanthapadgett2594]

You guys remind me so much of my sister and I, nothing is funnier than being fake mean to your sibling

[@rymichaaa]

ngl meeting the two of them would be as life changing as meeting Oprah

[@Tayaaaaamaiarii]

PLLLEEEAAASE COME TO AUSTRALIA!!!! I am pleading 😩

[@anthonydinhh]

Commenting on this to remind myself this was THEE episode where we learned abt the Donnie skit