why every jtoh tower sucks

[@humanl4903]

Steeples: NEAT: This tower has a long outside, making it easy to lose tower rushes MAT: This tower took almost no effort, and looks like ToAST TAT: Why is the outside 2x longer than the rest of the tower? WBaT: The colors make sightreading very hard SoMM: That swinging platform section is rng SoSIS: Why is there a ToCR final jump in a hard tower? SoAU: The routing in this tower is dog#### SoAR: Why is there a gbj in the whole tower??? SoDI: floor 5 SoHS: you have to commit crimes to beat this steeple (I’m nitpicking for this and SoSIS) SoCF: The teleporter didn’t work for like 3 weeks SoUC: there’s z fighting SoUB: why do you have to go back a floor?!? SoDD: this tower is annoying af SoBT: safety nets as an excuse of making the tower harder SoAS: floor 1 is too dark SoRO: The tower is super inconsistent SoAP: why is there a blow dryer that can fling you off the outside?? SoTC: you have to have a brain to do the quiz SoME: electricity floor SoCA: beat blocks SoWC: This tower’s gameplay isn’t the best SoMC: what does NEaCN have to do with anything??? SoMD: the meaningless decision isn’t needed SoP: a worse version of CoP SoLW: the colors are bland SoUR: momentum jumps on the last floor of a hard steeple… SoWP: Floor 4 conveyor/falling platform SoC: the conveyors are not the best SoHP: The gameplay is hella inconsistent SoTP: GBJs on a steeple PAT: why is there an instakill wall walk in floor 3

[@1maxiuns]

b

[@Trump_Trump]

I’d like to know who told you NEAT, MAT, TAT, and WBAT were steeples

[@Yes-by3fq]

yes

[@humanl4903]

@@Trump_Trump they each have 5 floors and steeples have between 5-6 floors

[@CitadelOfVoid]

@@humanl4903 they are mini towers

[@d1kgaws12]

Zievex on ToTB: “Why are there so many client objects in one tower” ToCOF: intense sweating more intense than being on F10 outside ToCP

[@cbawitlife]

imagine the next vid is "why every mega fun obby is PERFECT" bc.. they are..

[@TinNguyen-rl2xr]

How every obby is bad MFO : spam Escape enter obbys : more spam Flood escape : mediocre gameplay Flood escape 2 : half of the time is waiting for the round to end Obby battle Royal games : 90 percent of your time is just waiting for the game to end for you to die first round Toh : spam The toh : spam+ Jtoh : hmm yes 5 rings and zones of spam Speed run : faster spam Speed race : speed run but completive Treacherous tower : toh ripoff Tower of ____ : toh rip-offs _____ _towers of _____ : jtoh rip-offs Difficulty charts : 20 percent accurate

[@cant_thinkofaname807]

Well well well let’s find out

[@Lecotatuta]

@@TinNguyen-rl2xr scape grampa obby: Fun and creative gameplay whit hard difficulty and good music

[@Darium147]

@@TinNguyen-rl2xr they still being the best kind of games really

[@TinNguyen-rl2xr]

@@Darium147 true

[@DraconianError]

I like your Zone 4 review. It's on point! 10:54 TOMIM is the best tower there. It is so much fun to play :))

[@pokesci]

ToMIM best tower B)

[@GuacamolePenguin]

"making a tower more modern doesn't make a tower more gooOD"

[@js_n.]

Hi guac

[@alma4233]

Zievex: Ring 1 is worst ring in the game Ring 3: Am I joke for you?

[@levilivesinwisconsin]

Me who likes ring 3: am I a joke to you?

[@TheRadElectric]

@@levilivesinwisconsin R i n g T w o

[@levilivesinwisconsin]

@@TheRadElectric I like ring 2 also

[@js_n.]

@@TheRadElectric ring 2 is awesome bruh

[@noobking7275]

@@js_n. no its trash (but not as trash as ring 4 & 6)

[@hypermahler2332]

Zievex: my content isn't negative Also Zievex:

[@Zievex]

I never said it’s not negative, I just said there’s why it’s that’s way and it shouldn’t be taken seriously

[@hypermahler2332]

@@Zievex sorry i was just joking lol, i still love your content

[@Darium147]

@@Zievex i know your content is of sarcasm, but i need to know if its accurate or not

[@thekeyboardmaster2487]

@@Darium147 10% is just saying its bad, basically everything is accurate.

[@ChaoticTony]

4:56 This tower doesn't not like the player meaning that the player will not like the tower. Seems logical

[@DogesAreVeryEpic]

10:52 im crying about it stop

[@xbit_rex]

Noob

[@xbit_rex]

Keep crying about it

[@xbit_rex]

Discord light mode is bad so i agree

[@OfficialEagleHater]

When you Said ring 1 is the worst ring my heart dropped

[@WaxScorching]

Ring 4: *Hold on my ToL*

[@cyantechnician7823]

i mean ring 1 issss bad

[@TheOneGuyWhoMakesEdits]

@@WaxScorching Ring 4: *also dont forget my ToI*

[@teckerr0r]

unpopular opinion: ring 5 is the worst area

[@akirimew]

Tower of incomprehensible Misalignments, not impossible movements.

[@epnrgoin]

Zievex:why every tower sucks reasons Also zievex:just insulting towers without giving any reason

[@shakeelahussain72]

🇦🇫🇦🇫🇦🇫🧅🇦🇫🇦🇫🇦🇫🇦🇫🇦🇫🇦🇫🇦🇫

[@koolkid4825]

also he compliments some of them

[@dimitricarbone9827]

That’s sarcasm

[@myhandlemustbe3char]

“Tower Peace” “Tower of Inevtiable Failure”

[@superluigidummy]

when zievex forgets ToRS exists (and confuses ToRR with ToEP)

[@Panda-is1qs]

those are both correct, check again ToRR and ToEP are in their correct pictures

[@planets3129]

wdym they're correct ToRS literally isn't here and yes the pictures are right but what he meant was the reason for why it sucks was mixed up.

[@znoxr]

or maybe its a metaphor of why ToRS is one of the most easily forgettable towers which is true lol

[@superluigidummy]

@@znoxr nah there a towers that are tons more forgettable

[@znoxr]

@@superluigidummy well i forgot what ToRS was lol but yeah, towers like ToSSS, ToRR, and ToMC lol

[@blue_staf4563]

6:55 thats because the original difficulty was challenging

[@Trump_Trump]

0:44 “gbj” stands for gooey boy juice

[@superluigidummy]

n o

[@Ki-dw2ro]

gummy bear jam gucci bean jar gay boy journey gamma blockerman jukereise

[@epnrgoin]

gbj stands for green bean juice

[@TrungNguyen-no9mx]

The people who replied to this got it wrong. It’s actually g*y baby jail

[@dcttd8022]

You know that ToK was made when ring 5 was in development

[@shinysugar4009]

Zievex on SoAU: The routing on this tower is dog crap

[@relivenia]

This game has so MUCH TOWERS

[@cuzz1512]

Me: *go to ToAC* My laptop: "Have mercy, please"

[@cadenstrampe4216]

I can't tell if the fact that he didn't put ToRS in was the joke

[@js_n.]

Hmmmm

[@ultralightgamer]

6:07 oh my god finally someone agreed with me

[@humanl4903]

ToRS is so bad, Zievex forgot it existed Same with ToJGF

[@titan1464]

that moment when zone 5 releases right after this video was made

[@Purplerplex]

ToAA should be: This tower is based on Aamos, but he isn’t one of the creators

[@camisonline]

2:26 oh hi radiance, good to see ya

[@Yes-by3fq]

my favourite part was when he said "garbage bad and jerrible which means terrible with a j

[@Blackfromstickworld]

0:10 that seems more like a good thing (ToH)

[@BebPlays]

Steeples are the best now

[@gwc1629]

'because its hard'

[@gunbeee8327]

Bruh the CoL floor 1 song is good wym

[@Saltcheesee]

i just removed the timestamp for now cause it kept getting ruined for some reason

[@wedoaconsiderablwamountofm4726]

me after 10 minutes stuck in the same floor:

[@julian3118]

Basically a roast of the towers (kinda)

[@humanl4903]

Why every JToH Tower is Good (joke) ToAST: Even noobs can play it ToA: This tower is not bad for an easy ToM: You can speedrun this tower ToH: This tower is really fun for being the first tower ToK: The last five floors are forgiving ToKY: This tower has good gameplay for a difficult ToS: This tower is speedrun able ToSP: The first 5 floors are somewhat consistent ToR: This tower uses cos really well ToIE: This tower has good uses of traps CoLS: If it wasn’t for this tower, citadels wouldn’t exist ToTS: This tower’s gameplay is good for a bottom rem TT: If it wasn’t for Ciel_Azulsky, this tower would be the worst ToJGF: This tower uses the classic theme well ToV: This tower uses cos in a cool way ToII: The tower is easily sight readable ToTC: The tower looks good for the classic theme ToIS: This tower encapsulates the KToH era theme well ToDE: This tower definitely took effort, and the gameplay is pretty cool CoWN: The idea is good I guess?

[@trees7878]

citadel of festive struggles (ce18 scrapped citadel): am i a joke to you?

[@thealphabetsong4585]

Gl coming up one for Inception

[@fishncat1773]

@@thealphabetsong4585 It was the first wacky frame ;)

[@thealphabetsong4585]

@@fishncat1773 dang good one

[@abandoned4338]

WHAT DOES COS MEANS?

[@sirtacovi3262]

ToIA: Brian won't let me talk to the furries.

[@Darium147]

Serious personal opinion: In JTOH, most of the towers really need extremly hard glitches to be passed, and a incredibly inhuman presicion.

[@aqua183]

more than half of jtoh's towers dont even require a somewhat difficult glitch what

[@Darium147]

@@aqua183 you still needing an infinity of almost perfection on jumps, which for me personally, it kinda sucks, due to the slow it can become

[@kav1457]

@@Darium147 all you need is luck

[@Darium147]

@@kav1457 Which is something i dont have :(

[@thekeyboardmaster2487]

if youre talking about dance clips they get consistent after 2 minutes of trying them

[@elemonade123]

discord light mode into a tower that got me

[@Burst644]

honestly idk why but I loved this video idea

[@someweirdstuff1256]

7:56 when you realized this tower is 30/30:

[@Cooper141]

ok Zievex this is for u i will actually type dnd stream and everysingle vid in Skitsuna's channel

[@SilasJ09]

zievex: why every tower sucks also zievex: lies

[@monarchatto6095]

ToJGF, ToRS, and ToTTT don’t exist now

[@DogesAreVeryEpic]

2:52

[@monarchatto6095]

@@DogesAreVeryEpic Whoopsie

[@Logan_ISL]

ToBK is indeed get to final stretch simulator

[@Phelena]

yes

[@bvssmouq6gamingofficialyt]

You said "Citadel of Tricky Stuff"... ITS CITADEL OF TRUCKY SITUATIONS

[@Blackfromstickworld]

How does something have trucky as an adjective

[@noobfrombrazil814]

0:12, let's be honest, ToK is one of the worst towers in the game. It just... sucks. Sadly you kinda need it to progress in the game.

[@franky3129]

This guy right here is a good roaster ngl

[@physucs]

4:04 this aged well....

[@Q123_5_7]

11:09 that actually happened to me 7 times and all of them were from elevators

[@HenriqueOroSimon]

ToI being a good tower The community:

[@fishncat1773]

ToDC is extremely unbalanced I think it’s supposed to be…?

[@allamazuz9808]

U forgot ToJGF

[@GorillaFan_32]

Because it’s the only good tower

[@DonutMaster56]

1:18 I swear, there isn't a single tower more forgettable than ToDS

[@Paxychi]

i literally just asked "wtf is ToDS" once i read that, and i already watched the entire video 😭

[@robloxplayer6522]

10:18 Ahh yes, Citadel of Tricky Stuff Also, where is ToJGF?

[@sequentiacyclica]

Oh, I know that one! It's physics

[@mylast_real]

ToST: why dark floor is so confusing ToSSSS: my 28474616th time seeing creativity over gameplay tower ToFV: roblox hitboxes makes f10 a fucking garbage ToBS: it’s so forgettable that I can’t say anything about it ToSTS: this tower has the same amount of stairs as my lag spikes in it ToUE: who tf will ever make a tower based of killbri- nevermind ToHK: the gameplay itself is mid intense, but safety nets makes is high challenging and I don’t like it ToGT: making floors 4-5 20 mins long wasn’t a great idea ToAO: there’s no way it being intense ToBaBT: “how many buttons do you want?” “Yes” ToZA: I’m pretty sure someone can beat it in under 2 minutes CoCE: it’s challenging ToPZ: *insert another “stressful” final stretch* ToAR: it can look fun, but trust me IT ISNT

[@jtohboymccloy1036]

ToFD: Cool but uninteresting ToRC: Uses e cheer, also no rocks ToCF: All fun and games until it gets dark ToBIBI: I feel bad for the guy whose tower we’re breaking ToAS: Annoying and long ToHM: So many parts it gives you a migraine ToHL: Entered, then left ToW: Funny electric sounds but nothing else is electric ToAF: Too cool to be true ToMO: I walked in there thinking it was some special lobby secret or smth

[@jtohboymccloy1036]

ToBC: Not even brief ToTDA: MY EEEYYYYEEESSSS ToMM: The gradient is kinda ugly ngl CoTaW: Umm, what do I do?

[@mylast_real]

@@jtohboymccloy1036 ToJ: boring ToRW: uhhhh, it’s supposed to be in paradise atoll or I don’t understand something? ToSV: design is great but gets boring pretty fast ToBR: ring 6 frame ToDF: haha pushboxes go brr ToGM: ToRC copy😡😡😡😡 ToCE: cylinder I guess? ToWS: *o v e r r a t e d* ToY: this tower is good so I can’t say anything, and this is bad ToCWC: who thought it would be a funny idea to make the whole tower look like arab funny ToSaPS: I lost my walking animation in it so 0/10 ToUI: lag CoACT: the gameplay of it is the worst thing I ever saw ToUA: final stretch is like high easy difficulty ToFM: orb

[@DLAppleGamez]

8:27 this part is now outdated as you physically can’t progress to the next part without collecting the crystals

[@Ki-dw2ro]

3:13 10:08 what did he say i just cant hear

[@DogesAreVeryEpic]

“Another great example of how you should not balance a tower” “I sure do love the part where you have to jitterclick”

[@Ki-dw2ro]

What does he mean by balancing a tower

[@knightchao8855]

You forgot ToRS

[@lipqwe_1]

GBJ actually stand for-Gay Baby Jail

[@Zievex]

Woah really? Thanks for letting me know bro that’s crazy. I’ll make sure to include that in the next video.

[@lipqwe_1]

@@Zievex the power of gaming

[@abirakaw]

Next time make a video about "why jatoh sucks"

[@hahahafiy]

Where is tower of rigid sucess

[@skorpymeow699]

Do you actually hate all towers?

[@gede1x2c50]

go to the end of the video

[@skorpymeow699]

@@gede1x2c50 i know that already by now. But i still respect your comment

[@quest322]

Damn bro what’s up zievex you like pickles mate bro man

[@alfiemcboi1905]

I didn’t see ToRS and ToJGF

[@piber_3927]

I love how he skipped ToRS because no one cares about it

[@VitoPercic]

my fav tower, tower peace

[@leqrit]

next: "towers suck" because they are "towers".

[@danubking_vietnam4627]

not all, just most

[@TrungNguyen-no9mx]

You just pronounced JToH the way I don’t pronounce it. IT’S J-TOH, NOT J-T-O-H!

[@whyimustcare6146]

That's a In nutshell joke right?

[@gikgikrb2115]

a gbj actually means baby jail, is you want to know what the g means, you will probably get a homosexual answer

[@nn_eptun8602]

ga-

[@Phelena]

7:29 exactly

[@Minimalangelhere]

He love ToZD

[@errorobbies8907]

gisadree

[@justinkianaalfredo6843]

in my opinion: (THIS OPINION CONTAINS TIKTOK, 2020, AND ORIGINAL ToH ELEMENT) all ring 1 towers except ToK is G A T all zone 1 towers are G A T all FR towers are G A T ring 8 towers are POGCHAMP 9999999999999/10

[@pro1235qelw]

so true its so bad i fucking hate my life

[@oliesque1870]

Ring one is better than ring 2

[@EchooMechoo]

ahh yes.. *TOWER PEACE*

[@Silence6884]

You didn’t explain why all of them is crap

[@hyl7686]

What is this game?

[@gede1x2c50]

juke's towers of hell

[@lemonattax]

todr is fun to play and you cant change my mind

[@Burst644]

how come

[@conqzx]

Gbj mean gay baby jail btw

[@basicDL]

transcript: cc

[@ventnoob]

torb got a 26/30

[@fishncat1773]

how

[@Burst644]

also that toim one was clever

[@chumkibagchi128]

Made it before an hour

[@R3gularman13]

ToIF mispelled

[@ultimatecoup8493]

3:24 that’s ToEP not ToRR

[@1MythIX]

wdym

[@ultimatecoup8493]

@@1MythIX the Moon and the planets are from ToEP but they said it as ToRR

[@1MythIX]

@@ultimatecoup8493 oh

[@Zievex]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/maW3c6ewn9KNeMU

[@SomeoneRandomlyReading]

ok

[@Infinite_Glitch]

only 10 views

[@mike78232]

Lets be honest, we all skipped to our favorite tower

[@insane_epic2869]

isnt gbj G - Gay B - Baby J - Jail ?

[@aitor69420]

yes, he is saying is as a joke

[@beanz3623]

no gbj stands for garbage and bad jumps

[@skitsuna]

can u pin this because u banned me from ur server

[@isuckatediting6898]

pro

[@Ki-dw2ro]

skittles and tuna dont match tbh

[@Zievex]

No

[@superluigidummy]

man i really hate garbage bad jerribles

[@makapaka3574]

yea yea it was a joke you know it wasnt Get serious 🗿

[@Cycles42]

accurate

[@Chmze799]

*Tower Peace*

[@J_Jls]

all fax no machine 📠