Why Everyone should have a Gremlin as a pet

Yes, you’ve read the title right. I said that everyone should have a pet gremlin. I know what you’re thinking. Why in the hell would I want a gremlin as a pet? They are ugly, menacing and multiply with water. Now a mogwai, that’s a pet I would love to have. Only a mogwai takes a hell a lot more work. Just think of a mogwai as a new hairstyle, cute in the beginning, but turns into a rat’s next towards the end. Gremlins, are an unsightly reminder of how inherently chaotic our world is. No, we are not constantly fighting against little green monsters that seek to wreak havoc on our towns. However, we are fighting against our own dark impulses, and bad habits that could very well result into our own demise. I’ll explain how and why in this video, so please stay tuned.