"Why Honey Badgers Don't Fear God or Lions"

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[@darrinroot6924]

Chad you unearthed an ancient memory from KZbin's glory days

[@niogel]

Narwhals, narwhals, swimming in the ocean...

[@oshunmykeltieforest9774]

@@niogel causing a commotion…

[@niogel]

@@oshunmykeltieforest9774 cuz they are so awesome!

[@Mrryn]

@@niogel Pretty big and pretty white, they'd beat a polar bear in a fight...

[@AlmightyNorppa]

@@Mrryn like an underwater unicorn, they've got a kick-ass facial horn..

[@LukasJampen]

Honeybadgers are the definition of "Don't mess with crazy"

[@underworldguardian704]

I second that.

[@johngeiger3770]

Their cousins in North America agrees with you. Signed. _ Wolverines.

[@morphman86]

Wolverines in Scandinavia are known to hunt deer in the winter. Their paws have evolved to act as snowshoes, allowing them to run at full speed across the snow. Deer sink in the snow, making them about 30% slower in winter. The combination means practically a free meal for the wolverines.

[@ShinKyuubi]

Wanna see just how screwed up something like the honey badger can be? Play Far Cry Primal where you can tame a wild badger..why is that cool? They scare EVERY OTHER ANIMAL OR PERSON IN THE GAME..except snakes, they are also one of the few animals in game that do not fear fire. Also..and here's the kicker..once you tame one, they can revive from death once..that's just terrifying. You can find Honey Badgers directly in Far Cry 4..you can't tame those but you CAN lure them to enemy outposts and cause some hell that way..things are mean little bastards.

[@AdderTude]

Bruh, my sabretooth always takes a fair amount of damage fighting a badger if I do nothing but watch.

[@sahilrahman5066]

Dude remember the gao in far cry 4 it was the last legendary animal to hunt and you literally had to selected 'Yes" like 5 times to selected the mission

[@BJ52091]

4:35 "When you talk about Batman supervillains, you can really simplify it into two classes: Team Brawn and Team Brain. Team Brawn would be "protein-form", which translates to "musclemen", which would obviously include Deathstroke, but also musclemen that aren't really men like Killer Croc, crime bosses like Two-Face, and a bunch of faceless hired thugs you've probably never heard of. On the other side is Team Brain, which are the masterminds and evil geniuses. This includes Riddler, wild unhinged Riddler (aka Scarecrow), Riddler on steroids (aka Bane), smaller but more streetsmart Riddler (aka Penguin), and a special group of masterminds that decided that they had had enough of the nonsense and disrespect of the dirt world and were going to take their chances out in the ocean (aka The Legion of Doom). Results have been varied." "But you also have a villain known as the Joker, and he's kind of in a weird spot. He's not the biggest, definitely not the fastest, not the smartest, and for the most part he's solitary, meaning he rarely has a numbers advantage. So his only real option was to over-compensate the way anyone that overmatched would: with violence and borderline crackhead courage. Because gang violence may be unethical, but in Gotham, it's a way of life."

[@ailospjellok7475]

oh my god it fits too goddamn well

[@watcherwraith007]

It fits, indeed...

[@abinabraham4732]

Like a lock to a key

[@akaiichi3146]

honey badgers are basically like the dolphin family except on land (killer whales, orcas, etc.) you just don't mess with them. but they WILL mess with you regardless.

[@johngeiger3770]

Excluding humans, I'm inclined to think that Killer Whales are truly at the tippity top of the food chain sea, land or air. Their itty bitty cutesy images all vaporized once I saw them hunting blue whales and sometimes sharks for a quick snack.

[@chill-lady-brook]

He did a video on otters and it’s really good. “Why this animal is a war criminal.”

[@princealigorna7468]

The fact that they're necrophiliacs is what surprised me most. I knew dolphins have a tendency to use severed fish heads as fleshlights, but otters doing it with baby seals? Fucking wild. It makes me wonder if all aquatic mammals are secretly rapists and Dahmers

[@chill-lady-brook]

@@princealigorna7468 nah. Animals just don’t operate on morality. It’s also common with birds.

[@falseprofit2569]

@@princealigorna7468 aswell as penguins specifically the adeli penguin, they literally try to make a baby with the fkn ground

[@calisthetics]

Bruh the honey badger got mauled by lions and still came back for round 2. I swear that thing is a walking black air force.

[@Mrryn]

Honey Badger rolling back up into the lion's den like "Don't start shit you ain't ready to finish, mother fuckers" is such next level chad energy lol

[@aadil2o12]

Lmao I just imagine the badger yelling "I told you get em nuts otta muh face"

[@celiashen5490]

Really? I thought I heard "Oooh, mountain oysters".

[@complex314i]

Relemtlessly chasing an animal until it collapses from exhaustion is called "pursuit hunting." It is one if the oldest hunting strategies used by humans. Whe are far from the fasted runners in the animal kingdom, but we can jog at slower speeds for extended periods of time. We are used to this and don't see it as unusual, but the ability to do marathons as opposed to only sprinting is an extremely rare trait.

[@Yoshikage-Kira_75]

Honey Badgers are creature of Focus. Commitment. And sheer fucking Will...

[@johngeiger3770]

"He once killed a snake with a fucking pencil and ate it." _ Lions. *Uncomfortable noises*

[@morphman86]

Badgers came out in 2003, by MTV Europe cartoonist Jonti Picking, also known as Weebl from Weebl's Stuff, the site where Badgers was first posted. He did all those weird animations for MTV Europe back in the early 2000s. Most interesting fun fact about Picking, to me, is that at the same time as he worked on Badgers, he was one of the 3D artists for the first Resident Evil film. There's a certain quality gap between the flash animations of Weebl & Bob and Resident Evil...

[@chrisbeaty309]

Otters being vicious is no surprise to readers of the "Redwall" series.

[@chasduran4160]

9:40 reminds me of logging camp wildlife training.. wolverine section was "drop everything and run to camp and do not stop until you are behind a door."

[@egranger2128]

Omg my family quotes that Badger song religiously. I remember how hyped it was when it came out. It was popular when KZbin was mostly cat videos and Backstreet Boys music videos

[@Fightingforthelost]

The badger song is from Circa 2003. So, yeah. It's almost 20 years old. :)

[@infinite-sadness]

Early internet comedy was………interesting.

[@ogichishirosaki2031]

i appreciate the badger song being brought back

[@TheycallmeHatGuy]

Always

[@bugzy510_]

Casual geographic has alot of those one liners that a funny as hell.

[@jasondamrau9943]

God, I miss old internet. The badger badger badger song was in the middle of the flash animation craze. Something I would kill for a return of

[@anthonyworstell3768]

In Zefrank’s words, probably, “Badgers don’t give a f**k”

[@redlycan5064]

There’s a video of a Wolverine attacking a reindeer. Look it up, it’s crazy.

[@johngeiger3770]

Those things behave like they've just ingested a weird cocktail of cocaine, caffeine and steroids dash with a little bit of meth. They are absolutely insane and so angry too.

[@crystanick2697]

I always think of Betty White saying "Honey badger doesn't give a shit" 😂

[@jeremystobingham2362]

The badger song is a certified hood classic

[@cassiemichael4697]

When it shows a cape buffalo getting his nuts pulled off, that wasn't a honey badger doing it. If you watch the original clip of that scene, it's clearly a spotted hyena. How I know, there were other hyenas there with it, and CasGeo already said that honey badgers are lone hunters.

[@kuuderesyndrome3249]

well yeah he also did a video talking about hyenas and that clip

[@jasondamrau9943]

Can't imagine the true number of views for the badger song. That was way before KZbin

[@Jetravard]

Wikipedia says badger mushroom snake was released Sept 1 2003

[@rambu3013]

Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom

[@TrueNobody802]

Maaaan forget the Badger Song. It's all about Magical Trevor.

[@GamerBoy870]

I love Honey Badgers

[@Lumberjack_king]

When I think of the "first" viral video I think of peanut butter jelly time

[@Melissa_Cat13]

My former friends used to annoy the hell out of me with that song.

[@misterfrancis]

Well that song is stuck in my head now... XD

[@emanymton713]

My Dad starts singing that song anytime I visit and he happens to have a load of laundry running. To be fair, his washing machine does sound like the “ badger, badger, badger…” part of the song.

[@misterfrancis]

@@emanymton713 That's funny 🤣

[@Thomas_Horton]

My personal favorite meme song was Big Bag of Crabs. In fact, that name was my first ever XBOX tag. 😆

[@karengarrow5579]

The South African defence force named some of their military vehicles after a honey badger but they called them a ratel Afrikaans name for honey badger

[@pleasehelp2446]

If Nikki hasn't seen the badger song she probably hasn't seen "cows, cows, cows" or "Baaa."

[@MySerpentine]

Fucking cows&cows&cows . . .

[@billyyllib6475]

I haven't heard that song in forever 😭 such nostalgia

[@PTNuno]

The music in the background is from runescape old school osrs. Lol

[@docducttape9270]

Honey badgers don't give a shit is the best honey badger video. 😂

[@johngeiger3770]

"I fought a snake, died, came back and ate that snake. Can you top that, Lions, Wolves and whatever?" _ Honey Badgers.

[@KenanVonKaiser]

OP Honey Badger!

[@darkdraco02]

The only "viral" thing i remember from a long time ago is 'do you like waffles'. That freaking tune was stuck in my head for years.....and hyenas arent dogs But cats ? Crazy

[@brandonrodriguez2238]

Badgers of any kind are pure black air force energy

[@LordVader66]

Good ole Newgrounds era of the internet

[@dontassociate]

The testicles being a vital spot is one of gods cruel jokes

[@jasmine9581]

0:30 _Mushroom, MUSHROOM_ But yeah it was the uh honey badger dont care Parry G or was I wrong

[@Dsmwarrior1996]

Crazy frog might be one of the earliest viral videos I remember, but I was never online very much until I became an adult

[@AdrianSlate4902]

To be precise the otters that are agressive are the Giant river otters which go on a height of 4-5 feet and they come i groups so they are really dangerous

[@BlackAssBilly]

I am now a fan of hat guy

[@LamirLakantry]

The badger badger badger video was first published in 2003.

[@mugziet8841]

Her face 😂 when u put on the badger badger badger badger badger video 🤣

[@RicochetForce]

Yeah, the Mustelids in this video are wild as hell. Otters and Wolverines are just more proof that intelligence seems to come with a side of asshole.

[@claypigeon7063]

Case in point: Humans. …Actually, just primates in ġeneral; chimpanzees and baboons can be arseholes as well.

[@adamskeans2515]

@@claypigeon7063 bonobos are kind of cool

[@nfwrambo]

@@That_Doctor_Del_Fella and that war was kind in comparison to some human wars

[@arturoalcantara6830]

The human race wasn't proof enoug for you?

[@magical_pixie_horse7346]

​@@arturoalcantara6830 People tend to think we're the exception. Far from it.

[@kira-dk2mx]

Honey badgers are not the ones in danger. They are the danger. They are the animals who knock.

[@jdogx211]

The look on her face when it CASTRATED that Buffalo! 🤣 Thats what HE should have had on his face!

[@solmoman]

Ah, great memories from Newgrounds and albinoblacksheep

[@noneofyourbeeswax01]

_". badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM!"_ Wow. We were really desperate for content of _any_ sort back when the Internet was still a baby, weren't we?

[@Antiguan2222]

ICQ!! holy shit man makes me feel sooo fuckin old just thinking of that!!

[@Sam_editzz_]

"So cute" *Stoat proceeds to cancel a rabbit, permantly..*

[@megs4193]

I just binged watched him for 2 hours, easily, then I seen this and subscribed because you were watching him, he is awesome and hilarious 👍😃🇦🇺 thank you, and so much knowledge for someone who started 3 years younger by accident 😃👍👍👍.

[@complex314i]

I remember seeing that "Badger Badgers Badgers" video my first year at university. Hence, it must have been created by 2003 or 2004 at the latest.

[@deazy6453]

Lol. I haven't thought of the Badger song since like 2005 🤣 I was like, what, 9?

[@Closurenomore]

I think the badger song is like 2002-2003

[@respectfullyrazerian2154]

Yeah spoiler alert 90% of animals all have at least one quality that makes their species seem like assholes

[@TheycallmeHatGuy]

Humans included

[@respectfullyrazerian2154]

@@TheycallmeHatGuy oh bruh, we ain't the exception, we're the prime example.

[@derpe4123]

@@respectfullyrazerian2154 L M A O

[@dragos-lucian]

Happy new Year!

[@nzstump0152]

Badger song was on MySpace and new grounds before KZbin took over

[@brandibastian4193]

That video you showed though reminds me of a video from a while back that used to pop into my head every time I heard the word narwhal and it was I believe from an art site that I used to be on Narwhals narwhals swimming in the ocean causing a commotion cuz they are so awesome. Was pretty big and pretty wet and beat that polar bearing. If I like an underwater unicorn, I got to kick a special horn than the Jedi ever see something about eating me narwhals they are now us something something shish kebab

[@primitivepestilence1349]

Can you watch Lemmino, he has really good content on his channel it’s so underrated

[@skylarmccloud4080]

legendary Segway

[@huntersmith1943]

otters are only aggressive when they have more mass on target

[@RicochetForce]

Damn, I first saw that Badger thing on Newgrounds. There was also Peanut Butter Jelly Time. That is absolutely fucking ancient as well.

[@jonathanrobertson3406]

I think "Casual Geographic" is a great explanation to this. I was wondering how to explain why this whole this is funny, to someone, and it came down to growing up watching National Geographic where this very erudite British scholar with a very thick accent narrated wildlife video with price facts and elequence. This is... the opposite.

[@terrancestapleton3859]

Albino blacksheep before youtube

[@solmoman]

Golden age of the Internet

[@Tenshi252]

I LOVE YOUR PIBBLE!

[@seeonaga1524]

Can you both react to more nakeyjakey videos? Can both you react to his video about illegally downloading music?

[@veteranhoffman6776]

Legend has it the only mass retreat by the US Military during WWII was when they landed on an island populated by Honeybadgers 😂 (Joke of course, not a real thing)

[@karengarrow5579]

Because the honey badger is so tough and resilient so they engineered the military vehicles in honour of the honey badger

[@frankieascedo519]

You need to watch Primus Winonas big brown beaver.

[@crissis3263]

Reaction starts at 3:45

[@scottydemonkingbeatbox1667]

Thx Caleb

[@brandibastian4193]

I'm 42 and I'm unfamiliar with the song he's referring to but first thing that comes to my mind when somebody says badger is why are you a hufflepuff?

[@garethmitchell7723]

Ahh weebls stuff proper old school

[@gundam2jimmy]

Badger Badger Mushroom, EvE Online.

[@noraa1991]

no no no no no no why, I had to muffle myself at 3am because of the nut sack thing

[@DTSephiroth]

RIP Flash

[@khairiirfan102]

A weapon(relic) from a more civilized time

[@Crazycoyote-we7ey]

I fought those things in Far Cry 3 4 and Primal I'll tell you I don't want to meet one in Real life Because they are the world's Largest Skunks on Crack

[@rocketmanart7964]

I know the badger song

[@fantrash222]

Interesting fact I learned, American killer bees are African honey bees

[@mdalsted]

3:44 Reaction begins

[@chadwhiteclaw9214]

SNAAAAAAKE SNAAAAAAAKE SNAAAAAAAAKE

[@robertpresley1503]

I remember the video of the gay sounding guy describing honey badgers. "honey badger don't give shit"

[@micahfoley9572]

Don't feel bad, I'm in my forties and I don't remember it either.

[@kaczan3]

Poor guy, he keeps galncing towards her for approval. But she thinks he's irrelevant.

[@gnarlynikki]

I love when strangers think they know what they’re talking about, but are dead wrong 😅

[@Deadsn0w]

Yo I would love to have a army of these 4

[@wolfmama7879]

The government strapped bombs some otters 🦦 tried to parachute 🪂 them out of a plane ✈️ in a country but they cut the bomb off with their teeth before they could get them off the plane ✈️. So they had to drop them in crates

[@ernestrael2657]

Thanks

[@niogel]

Snnnnaaaaake

[@murderofcrows5089]

You know I HATE the word fearless I don’t think it even exists in 99.99% of animals however the honey badger is the exception they are either crazy brave or just crazy

[@aadil2o12]

Can you react to James Hunt

[@karengarrow5579]

Those badges are not the same as honey badgers

[@jamcalx]

Remember Lemon Demon?

[@themadgamer1217]

I can’t not watch that badger video and not laugh.