Why Humans Call Their Elite Warriors 'Special Forces' Because Regular Ones Were Scary Enough | HFY

[@SandraNelson063]

I've become fond of Blorp. I hope he is enjoying a peaceful, meditative exile. Without crayons.😊

[@juistian]

The mention of Marines and crayons made me spit my coffee all over my lap and keyboard.

[@jamesogden7756]

I love my Marine friends. They let me have the purple crayons. 😅

[@RobertStewart-i3m]

​@@jamesogden7756 Yeah, because they ate the rest. My neighbor is a US Marine.

[@DaemonwarriorJulius]

Same but with beer 😂

[@axionth27sharonannKendel-jk6ot]

From the early days of AI to now, how far we've come in so short a time. Amazing😊😊

[@TheLunacyofOurTimes]

we haven't come that far. But I suppose someone who knows nothing about writing could think differently.

[@TankedPk]

Im happy we didnt yet​@@TheLunacyofOurTimes

[@RobertStewart-i3m]

​@@TheLunacyofOurTimes Lmao thanks but it has come a long way. Just Do Not teach it to write sci-fi. That's sacrilegious 😊🎉

[@Diesel1012002]

As a part of the crazy monkeys directive, loved this story!

[@RobertStewart-i3m]

This is brilliant and hilarious! I know 3 former seals and a Marine raider. Scary and crazy is an understatement.

[@ericoyen1704]

Considering I’ve had plenty of my family members in the military, and someways this is an accurate description of the basic forces, the regular forces, and the elite forces. And yes, the elite forces are the ones that give nightmares to the regular forces. :-)

[@NCC-72545A]

"We call them special forces because if we said what they actually areit would violate several international treaties." "It was one word on seventeen page..... Nope." 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I looooovvvvveeeee it. 🤣 great video, had me smiley ear to ear. 🫡 Separfy, you wacky and. Nutty extraterrestrials, superfy. 🫡

[@PiratePrincessYuki]

“Please Don’t Hurt Us.” 🤣

[@daveretash9153]

Fun and extremely funny.

[@DaemonwarriorJulius]

Marines and crayons had me spit my beer, the seventeen pages of "nope" sent me rolling 😂

[@Orinslayer]

I choked on my toast when they called the m2 a small star destroyer

[@stevenjohns-savage7024]

Ra Ra Ra😮. We got the Crayons 😃. Hahahaha 😃

[@saparotrob7888]

Your stories are great. Could you make the closed captioning optional? It totally ruined the sacred toilet brush joke.

[@TIMB1044]

Wait till they find out about UFC

[@devildog17013]

HAHAHA! Oh, yeah. That would be great. "You call this a SPORT?!?!?!?!?" 🤣🤣🤣

[@daftwulli6145]

Wait till they find there is units above the seals and delta force, though one of them is technically part of the seals. You need to be a seal in good standing for something like 8-10 years to even be considered for any of those, or same for the delta force, the only 2 units these units recruit from. The most well known is devgru, then there is the paramilitary force of the cia (SOG) which is part of the special activities center, and those are the 2 I know of there could be more no civilian even knows about. Fun fact despite being tiny compared to the rest of the cia the SOG is responsible for the majority of golden stars at the cia headquarter, each star symbolizes an agent killed during a mission.

[@dandrewtsinnijinnie4504]

Those HEMA folks wearing armor without powerpacks

[@smithcj218]

Great Stories, that remind me of the 'Crazy' Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy..... Brilliant

[@goatkiller666]

Navy SEALs aren’t seals. But the ground pounders have lots of good doggos. And the coast guard was trying to train pigeons to spot PFD orange.

[@RobertStewart-i3m]

Watching again and this time when they said the M2 is a small star destroyer, I spit and inhaled my friggin spaghetti. Ya know what that's like out the nose?

[@lacucaracha111111]

Ship called "probably fine" xD

[@maryannweitzel5636]

Good luck with humans not spreading across the galaxy. 😂

[@GrigoriZhukov]

They are like antiseize compound... you barely open and (HUFF) it gets everywhere even just talking about how humans are like the. 😒 Yeah, have to go wash off all this anti-seize compound off.

[@Alycat1320]

Fr

[@ericjones6330]

Love these stories.

[@Dipti3037]

An they havnt even found out about black ops...

[@Phoenix411th]

You forgot junior reserve officer training corps And civil air patrol

[@RobertStewart-i3m]

Let's not forget the actual citizen militias.

[@lacucaracha111111]

...and theese are the NORMAL ones ?! xD

[@17mindgate]

... Sooooooo only the U.S.?!? No Russia, China, Israel, Brazil, U.K., India, etc.?

[@tomast9034]

there was no alien left a to write report.....

[@niyablake]

Aussies, try the Australian army . Of course just Australia might freak them out.

[@m.jasondoty9062]

Nah... the U.S. is a little sloppy; they allow messages to get out. The ones that attacked Canada, Australia, and India were vapourized before they could even say they landed. But, hey, let the Yankees have their flexing moments.

[@clownaveli5760]

We are the ones that matter we aren’t the same

[@TheGophernutzz]

U.S. military branches and ranks are easy compared to Russia.

[@countsmarald]

Misspelling the Marine Corps one the Marine Corps' birthday ... shame.

[@GrigoriZhukov]

😅

[@GrigoriZhukov]

But that is how I teased the devil dog I raised from birth.

[@-----REDACTED-----]

If you wish to critique someone’s orthography it might be a good idea to have an impeccable command of it yourself…

[@countsmarald]

@@-----REDACTED----- that was part of the joke...

[@-----REDACTED-----]

@@countsmarald Well, apologies. I have alas been always quite lacking in humor… If you wish I will delete the above comment and this one to keep things unadulterated for following readers. Again, apologies.

[@Keegan-m7t]

Marines and crayons are the most terrifying thing can't lie

[@tonykucz]

really hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣

[@jefftitterington7600]

YT recruitment videos? Ah, fiction!

[@jamerv86]

Anyone explain why images never match?

[@amermorello7477]

Ai generated

[@boqndimitrov8693]

special=nightmare! 😂

[@tashmills1]

oh dear god🤣😂

[@AndyCaley]

SAS AND THE LADS FROM NEPAL ARE THE ELITE - bad idea f ing with them 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@GrigoriZhukov]

Well, not intentionally. Seriously, a sincere apology and explaining you accidentally messes with them with nefarious intent. Mind, all bets are off if they get mad.

[@AndyCaley]

@GrigoriZhukov no need to apologise. I'm just saying my point of view. Some may agree some may disagree - but that's fine everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Sometimes people agree, sometimes we have to agree to disagree. Find common ground else where. It's not rocket science ♥️

[@GrigoriZhukov]

@AndyCaley Word. Yeah am that old.

[@AndyCaley]

@@GrigoriZhukov glad there is some sanity left in the world 🤣🤣🤣

[@GrigoriZhukov]

@AndyCaley I have never been slandered! Calling me sane... mind laid up, right now.

[@bloodred255]

why is the alien always named 'blorp'?

[@malucoblz588]

Not translatable, probably means some thing complex only understandable to their language.....it means "pansy".

[@RobertStewart-i3m]

I like that part 😏

[@LawrenceKennard]

😂 Cathunk😂

[@RayHardman7567]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rKaum3V8ecuEkM0&si=_gcztxU885JNwRH1 Starts out slow, but gets way better. Just Marines doing Marine things.