Why I Hate BreadTubers

[@RyanBeard]

Eyy thanks for the shoutout lol

[@jyanthewitherkiller]

do you still like ethan is online or noah samsen or chad chad

[@roxyamused]

@@jyanthewitherkiller noah samsen and chad chad are awesome. I bet you this creator's audience is like 90% dudes. You can always tell with all the complaints about feminism and empathy.

[@RyanBeard]

@@jyanthewitherkiller Chad Chad is cool!

[@obliviongigan6360]

@@roxyamused Noah Samsen is not awesome at all, maybe in a parallel universe but not this one.

[@acanadian80]

@@jyanthewitherkiller what did chad chad do? they have always seemed ok

[@DHCR-core]

For those curious: 10 percent of proceeds going to charity is the legal minimum for it to be considered non-profit.

[@DHCR-core]

Also, Ethan saying "the video has revenge porn" immediately followed by "I'm not watching it" 1. Not revenge porn, it was publicly posted content locked behind a paywall. 2. Really doesn't do any favors to adamantly claim a video contains something when you haven't watched it. Speaking as an artist though, I'm just happy to watch that sniveling fatass have a meltdown after his snarky take on modern art.

[@KalashnikovPaouzzi]

ya and a lot of it are scams. I don't think the whole non-profit/charity thing was investigated in America but it was done in Europe. The results was that in the best case only 3% of the money they received was actually used for what the non-profit/charity claimed to be about. Best case scenario 18% of the money was put to good use. So it is clear that the whole non-profit/charity thing is highly abuse and fraud is common.

[@PerfectPrimarch]

Really? Only 10%? That seems backwards

[@DHCR-core]

@@PerfectPrimarch I used to work as a canvasser, learning that was part of the first day of training

[@user-bn5df6hl1d]

Arent you still required to be a 501(3)(c) or another designation still? Ive not ever heard a 10% figure or wasnt able to find that I believe it isnt as high as it should be if there is a limit but ive also havent been able to find if you know where to look lol

[@lordodin5755]

Breadtubers would be so much more entertaining if they covered different types of bread.

[@BrendenJulian]

Unironically true.

[@I_might_be_asj]

I was actually thinking there was subculture of bread enthusiasts only to be incredibly disappointed lol

[@johnbenedictxviii]

​@@I_might_be_asjdebates over Rye vs. Sourdough would be legitimately more entertaining

[@bendavis7169]

Thinking the same thing.

[@insensitive919]

They aren't very tolerant of other bread. Unless that bread is a bit of a groomer and then suddenly they get more tolerant. 🤷‍♂️

[@YuriNikolajavič]

I do not like Breadtubers because they don't have anything to do with baking bread.

[@AmpharosCreeper]

I wonder why they are called that

[@escietimes2]

​@@AmpharosCreeper its in reference to a piece of anarcho-communist literature named In The Conquest of Bread, by Pietro Kropotkin which is annoying because you see bread in the name and you think of bakery not some random book

[@kinman3051]

Not because of their personalities?

[@alexandrunache9078]

I thought they were any kind of commentary channels as long as they panned the video to make money ( get the bread) like guys just repeating what’s on twitter or just streaming shows for example

[@Kervath]

@@escietimes2 Isn't it a reference to bread lines and famine in all countries that go far-left?

[@mcdonaldtrump228]

Why do they all look so different but somehow EXACTLY THE SAME????

[@CrazyLikeUhFox]

they’re all different flavors of the beta male stereotype.

[@nachofriend9087]

Just a buncha fuckin dweebs dude

[@Luke_existent]

They all look unhygienic, out of shape, physically unkept or blasted with hair products that make them look awful, or in Noah's case, he simply wears styles that do not suit him at all, that boy has ruined moustaches for me

[@NoghaStar]

I honestly think it’s because they have the same style smug language and video editing which makes them not very different from each other

[@catmerchant8699]

it’s the glasses

[@xSnarfsx]

I've never heard the term "safe edgy" before but it so perfectly defines something I've hated for so long. It's really one of the most pathetic ways to be.

[@MagicPork]

I always called it " condoned humor"

[@luminous3558]

Same with "safe horny" which is their tendency to simp for the most masculine women possible because being attracted to femininity is problematic for men due to male gaze and all that stuff.

[@forgottenashes8299]

​@@luminous3558 You think maybe they just want buff men but are scared to admit it so they go for the closest thing? I feel like if the anti-feminimity thing was true they'd go the manipulator route and go "yeah, i'm empowering her!"

[@Birdyboys]

What the hell are either of you talking about

[@Birdyboys]

@@luminous3558??????? Why do you guys assume because someone finds a masculine woman hot, they hate feminine women

[@drecatwolfuwu7948]

Nick is not green is the biggest hypocrite. He’s literally the biggest bully I have ever seen. Actual wolf in sheep’s clothing.

[@kerzch672]

They all are crybullies. That's what happens when dorks who were bullied in school get even the slightest amount of power over other people.

[@1776WillCommenceCanada]

or a snake, hes a beta.

[@chomnansaedan4788]

Let me read books to your chickens!

[@clarity-argent2913]

I still remember when he was almost an Uber Republican, dude changed because he knew he would get more views fighting for the other side

[@richardjamesIII]

In this, he is completely typical. Nothing special. Boiler-plate leftist shill.

[@cleanerben9636]

"lost a debate to Vaush" surely that would allow a person to claim disability benefit?

[@whateverwhatever4026]

Thats what happened to Hunter Avalone. Hes been living off of Disability Checks ever since...

[@HSE331]

@@whateverwhatever4026is he botting his subscribers

[@whateverwhatever4026]

@@HSE331 Lol He got semi popular like 5plus yrs ago (probably more) for his "right wing" content. Then he "lost" a debate to Voosh, and did a complete 180°. Deciding to pander to the left instead. And he never recovered. He got decent views when pandering to the right, but now that he panders to the left, he can't crack 20k... He's a real grifter. Doesn't actually believe either side. Or understand it. Just says whatever, to get views. And it doesn't work now. Lol

[@cleanerben9636]

@@whateverwhatever4026 I forgot he even existed tbh

[@whateverwhatever4026]

@@cleanerben9636 completely valid

[@aaronlandry3934]

What I hate about Breadtubers most is their smarmy, smug arrogance

[@midairgorilla]

calling themselves anti-capitalist and living off yt and twt is so fucking laughable that the friendliest, but real anti-capitalist, vendors at a farmers market would spit in their faces.

[@Meeceace]

Their twitter leftist fans are desperate to emulate that smug arrogance but they're all a bunch of chodes

[@dycedargselderbrother5353]

An entire community of 1st year philosophy student vibes.

[@kimmieutsunomiya1457]

@@dycedargselderbrother5353yep and they’re usually wrong

[@marionmeyers]

Just wait till they grow up and realize all those drugs and surgeries aren't reversible, and they will never have a normal life.

[@Nerdtendo6366]

Breadtubers are legitimately some of the most self centered and hypocritical people on the internet

[@expploe]

real

[@hardbrocklife]

Narcissists

[@DaMudbutt]

you just described most leftists

[@fractalamb]

it's all projection, what insult they say is a reflection of theirself.

[@AutististicSchizo]

It's because they are right. The only breadtuber worth watching is destiny he as real as it gets

[@nullifyyourlife8135]

My life was so much better before I knew all these guys existed

[@jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778]

I agree, Internet was much more peaceful before we had the youtube gestapo around. KZbin was so much better when these hypocritical guys weren't around with power deciding what is and isn't "problematic", than sending their audiences after you for disagreeing with their politics.

[@synisterintent]

@@jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778 You can bet Google puts their thumb on the scales of the algorithm for them too because they have the "correct" politics.

[@fluffystagbeetle4526]

IKR? Is anyone else old enough to remember when youtube was about making whatever and trolling and arguments never actually meant anything. This chronically online shit is their whole identities, personalities, careers!!!

[@extracrispy9229]

It’s not too late TBH; every once in a while Ill be up at like 2am and remember these people exist and watch a bunch of their videos until i eventually get sick of it a few hours later. Rinse and repeat every 6ish months. You just have to make sure they don’t get into your algorithm if you watch a single one of these videos and forget to clear your watch history your cooked forever and need to just restart the whole thing.

[@whitlermountain7198]

same

[@TheDraconicBard]

these breadtubers insulting peoples' appearances should not be throwing stones from their glass houses

[@jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778]

They always go straight to personal insults and attacks, They have no actual arguments for their positions and are instead relying on just mocking their opponent. That is because they have no real points or arguments to defend their politics. Which shows how weak their ideas are. How most of is based on lies. They only ever have succeed through manipulation and they need censorship in order to have their ideas survive. Without it, it falls apart really quickly.

[@kimkillillasfuq8212]

They didn't listen to the fifty cent song

[@theunknownatheist3815]

Yeah, no mirrors 🪞 in their places, I guess

[@AW-zt8iu]

They are also very greasy as well if you hold a candle or match to them they would poof into the green looking human torch.

[@brianwalsh1339]

Half of them look like sex offenders, and the other half look like the Pillsbury Dough Boy

[@sainterasmus4545]

Did Vaush seriously argue: "My coffee isn't made in a ethical way, therefore it's only consistent of me to watch CP". Incredible.

[@mekingtiger9095]

This is the guy who curbstomped Noah in a debate. Remember that.

[@Vanilla3609]

Bro I thought he was a decent KZbinr with good takes until I heard about this shit like bro what the actual fuck 😭🙏

[@aztro.99]

​@@Vanilla3609lmao retard alert, he was never good

[@braydenborrell]

From what I remember it was much more of an argument saying that we all know that cp is bad it's universal but it's frustrating that all the other versions of child exploitation are much more accepted which is a bad thing.

[@sainterasmus4545]

@@braydenborrell I think that's a fair argument. However, it's probably because when you buy a new phone, clothes or coffee made with child labour, it usually isn't obvious and 100% of the time hidden from the consumer (to the best of the brand's ability). On the other hand, it's gonna require some SERIOUS IGNORANCE to watch CP and not be aware of the exploitation going on. I kind of get the argument, but the way he phrases it, it makes it sound like he might as well condone CP, simply because the world isn't perfect anyways. EDIT: Also, like Rob said, the silicone computer parts Vaush talks about, can definitely be sourced in an ethical way, the same way coffee, diamonds and other products can, even if sometimes they aren't. CP can never be made in an ethical way, just like if you were purchasing videos of people being murdered or something. Vaush is a top tier moron.

[@ComicXanz]

This is why I touch grass and burn my eyes in the sun for my political advice.

[@spacelemon-lw2po]

why can we all just hug fr

[@Padlock_Steve]

MR BASED?!?!??!?! REAL?!?!?!?!

[@GangStalker17]

@@spacelemon-lw2poidk about u but I’d rather not touch these people, let alone have them in my presence

[@spacelemon-lw2po]

@@GangStalker17 valid

[@Apallus1895]

@@spacelemon-lw2po we all can't hug cuz somebody is gonna touch someone else's butt

[@CasperTheRamKnight]

why do they always got a shitty mustache

[@redomega]

male feminist virtue signaling to show they are safe to women

[@CadiasFinest]

​@@redomega" Ladies, you can trust me. You can leave your drinks unattended"

[@AnonymousAnonposter]

It's quite common among Zoomers and younger millennials to embrace the "ironic" pdfile aesthetic from the 70's. This shows that they are "funny" and have "personality."

[@decayedtooth2564]

@@AnonymousAnonposterthis is the stupidest shit I’ve heard. There is no way someone will get a haircut and mustache “ironically” I refuse to believe it

[@storm___]

​@@AnonymousAnonposter fr always thought it looks 70s pdf like. Idk how anyone tries to rock that mustache anymore.

[@Rootiga]

ethanonline making fun of balding, then getting upset about being called fat (which he is) is just ridiculous. lets see what ethan looks like in 15 years when hes balding. at least weight you can control, MPB is just a ticking clock

[@lemond2007]

He won't make it 15 years if he keeps gaining weight at this rate

[@jgofimusic]

Also the dude hes making fun of looks better than him with his hillary clinton ass haircut

[@Jfernandez02]

To me it looks like he's on the verge of balding...

[@thehighnoonsaloon7794]

Ethan fully deserved to be included in this video

[@filippo.diberardino2863]

he looks like someone who has never had a job in his entire life

[@julianpinto2895]

That Ethanisonline guy making fun of someone else's appearance is genuinely ironic.

[@metalcoremichael1024]

And for him to cry about sensitive society “You’re mean when talk about weight. Wah wah ur MEEANN!” *makes fun of other’s appearances and slanders anyone who is even slight right wing*

[@zackie8172]

dude is pale asf and has the eyebags of someone who wacks it 10 times per day lmaooo

[@kjcgv]

this is why I get my political takes from ambiguous dreams

[@JosephConrad-z9j]

Chad move

[@Zack-xv2yc]

Subconscious-empiricism (schizophrenia) will make America great again 🔥💪🔥💪

[@jesuspantoja5119]

Dreams and visions are the best sources

[@Plz8662]

Based

[@brianwalsh1339]

Visions from the God-Emperor are my source

[@Dimetro-Dog]

The man who created “the hills have eyes” was a Hollywood Left wing Activist calling him conservative is like calling Rothbard a socialist.

[@tommyswain3762]

Rip Wes Craven

[@dinosyracia]

Political channels are allergic to research, Jesus.

[@JodyBruchon]

Drives me nuts. Piers Anthony is a fantasy author who wrote a lot of books especially in the 1970s and a ton of people think he's the worst because he writes in fictional stories about how sexy the women are and how much men want them. I revisited a book of his I loved in my youth that is plastered all over Goodreads with accusations of "misogynistic depiction of women!" Meanwhile, I read the first chapter by the coastal liberal (publicly saying so to this day) Piers Anthony and I didn't understand how anyone could read that and not think it was one of the most feminist things they'd ever read. The woman was a casual that nearly beat the expert man, they covered the notion of consent, and the man is a literal manlet with a Napoleon complex. But I guess because he said something they didn't like, his 1970s fiction is "right-wing." Uh-huh.

[@DirtyMarauder]

​@@JodyBruchon bold of you to assume they can read

[@leviticusprime4904]

@@JodyBruchonpeople can’t seam to understand that you can enjoy something despite not agreeing with the artist, hell I like watchmen and yet a sure as hell don’t agree with Allen Moore on most things

[@SammEater]

That smug tone most of them have towards the viewer, as if they are more enlighted than everyone watching the video on whatever subject that they are talking about was the first thing that made me avoid their videos.

[@swaggerdagger8976]

Exactly. Its so subtle you can barely see it at first glance but when you notice it, it just becomes so irritating

[@SammEater]

@@swaggerdagger8976 Precisely. Like a pattern that you cannot unsee. Just like the bad haircuts and mustaches. It is like an uniform, so artificial that they all look factory made.

[@blackdot105]

​@@swaggerdagger8976oh, it ain't subtle at ALL. It's the first thing I ever notice.

[@emarskineel]

It's a phase most people grow out of by age 14. These guys are adult children.

[@alexhauser5043]

The Philosophy Tube guy is the worst offender. Undergrad-tier takes. More or less what I'd expect from someone that thinks that the act of donning a dress makes one a woman.

[@PFish2322]

I remember back in the day I made a parody anti-feminist skeptic video that was clearly just me yelling about Anita Sarkeesian putting on a really bad Australian accent for April Fools. Most folks obviously knew it was a joke, but it went around a bit on the breadtube subreddits and whatnot and the folks there would actively say that the video is not a parody, and I do videos like that all the time. Obviously, I wasn't going to jump into the discussion and kill the joke by adamantly stating it was supposed to be a parody but it was still really goofy that they would just make up lies about my content so they could get mad at my clearly satirical April fool's joke video

[@KorianHUN]

These are the same type of people who would report you for hiding an extra spoonful of butter in old commie systems. The most spineless fake shitbags.

[@ToxicallyMasculinelol]

they're just possessed by demons

[@historylover8139]

I notice in general that these people tend to be extremely toxic against anyone who doesnt agree with them on something.

[@metalheadjake3339]

And their fans... Oh god.. Their fans 😂

[@jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778]

Yeah because they are radicals and they want to normalize their radical beliefs

[@e.c.winner7252]

Doesn’t agree with them on *everything* You could agree with someone like that on literally 99% of their positions, but if they figure out that you don’t agree with them on one thing? Ded to them and evil to the core.

[@Kspice9000]

​@@e.c.winner7252pretty much.

[@stigmaoftherose]

People say cult like behavior for a reason.

[@charismatic9467]

Never trust anyone who brags about having empathy. People who aren't sociopaths don't talk about having empathy because it's self evident in their actions.

[@apatheticobserver5290]

@@ConnorBailey-i5lThat's bound to catch you even more sideways glances

[@eradict]

​@@ConnorBailey-i5l I hope you're not talking about yourself. But if you are, you're the one being described in the original comment.

[@wojakthecrusader1410]

It's true. I have seen people like these. Like i am not saying that people that have empathy are liar but most of them only care about themselves.

[@johndiddilyjoe6258]

They say it like empathy and understanding other humans isn't something that we've evolved to do.

[@KatSpicert]

​@@johndiddilyjoe6258 Many times it seems like it. Too many people lack self-awareness to recognize their empathy altogether. So for the few who do either continue to improve their understanding of others, or go overboard with it. Leading to this warped perception of it, like these breadtubers have. They genuinely think they're being empathetic, but lost the self-awareness to see they're fake asf.

[@Ro-qp8rb]

I hate all of them, breadtubers and sloptubers. They all make uninformed videos 1 minute after someone makes an allegation on twitter. They're the opposite side of the same coin

[@CasperTheRamKnight]

dolan dark is peak slop...

[@vomit_girly]

​@@CasperTheRamKnight "welcome to slop live"🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💯💯

[@storm___]

Slopslopslopslopslopslop

[@APR310]

Sloptuber? Can you give me examples of those

[@I_might_be_asj]

@@APR310 you didn't ask me, but anyone who puts out daily "_ situation is crazy" videos. PyroLIVE and (although I like the dude) critikal come to mind.

[@MountAnalogue]

"When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser." - Socrates

[@qc6057]

If a person is quick to paint someone as satan themselves, they got skeletons in the closet.

[@RAIN_2001]

and usually the most deplorable as well

[@qc6057]

Yes they are

[@MarioMario-vy4bi]

projection

[@Bruh_but_why]

We ready have an example of that, in vaush. Had a whole folder of loli content

[@richardjamesIII]

Beware those who display moral superiority. They are probably cutting up kittens in their basement.

[@SpudChickenSaltedChips]

Why do more than half of them look like the types of guys that need their hard drive checked?

[@optimuscrime1023]

Worst part is that some of em actually do legally need to have it checked lmao- Especially vaush after he got caught

[@jashloseher578]

Yeah, it wasn't just horses but overweight men in that slip up. Guy is definitely consuming that content.

[@gaychampagnesocialist7213]

They're all part of the general 'unironically grooming is good on our side' gang, what do you expect?

[@geek593]

Jewish physiognomy.

[@voyagersmarch8776]

its a leftist thing

[@sammillward62]

Another point about Vaush's argument in defense of "CP" is that in that case unlike with his computer, the problem is the product itself.

[@takumu781]

no yea vaush is disgusting

[@sammillward62]

@@takumu781 agreed

[@eriness]

You don't think there's a problem with products being made with child labor or slavery? They're literally like blood diamonds, products of child exploitation are unethical to own or buy in and of themselves. You can't just separate them

[@PlebTheWolf]

Breadtubers also have a disgusting obsession with the age of consent.

[@Funnylittleman]

IF YOU DATE ANYONE MORE THAN 30 DAYS YOUNGER THAN YOU, YOU’RE A PREDATOR 😂 It’s gotten so crazy. Like, obviously nobody should take advantage of minors, or anyone else, but a 26 year old dating a 20 year old is not pdfilia. That’s crazy.

[@seditt5146]

@@Funnylittleman That isn't close to their arguments, their arguments is, if the 12 year old is mentally mature that's good enough for them. They, and much of the T community are just pedos using social justice as a shield.

[@svmei]

@@Funnylittleman It's also funny when some white guy has a younger partner it's a pedophilia in their eyes but when some gay or trans person fucks or grooms actual children it's okay, or they don't want to make a big deal out of it cause it will affect LGBT people.

[@Rootiga]

well, they are members of the ideology that embraces literally anything as long as its not "traditional"

[@boneman-calciumenjoyer8290]

We are reaching Weimar levels of progressivism with this one. I wonder what comes next?

[@garynouban6453]

How to be a breadtuber: 1 - grow out your hair 2 - never shower or make any attempt to look presentable 3 - pretend that youve read postmodern books when you've only skimmed the Wikipedia summaries 4 - fake outrage when a conservative says literally everything 5 - grift by pretending you're too poor to afford your rent

[@ObsTho-100]

and 6 - ALWAYS attempt to care about the age of consent so you can be considered virtuous

[@jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778]

Yeah, these people are rich and get donations from their streams everyday, yet they always cry poor and pretend to be "middle class, down to earth". Its so similar to what DSP does. Their audience has gotta stop falling for the "oh I am just like you zoomers and we gotta stick it to the chud boomers!". Its so obviously a grift on a crappy political ideology. These people own companies and merchandise. But like with everything breadtubers do. They just are just hypocrites who want to be the only ones to do the thing they are guilty of.

[@garbearfar1394]

7 - valiantly fall on the sword and defend other breadtubers till your last breath unless they seem even a hair right of far left than you dogpile them and sic your audience on them ASAP 8 - cry about everything when the exact same thing happens to you 3-4 months later

[@a.r.h9919]

Breadtuber starter pack

[@obliviongigan6360]

9 - When someone is criticizing you just call that person as a bigot, fascist, homophobic and any other word that ends with "ist" or "phobic" while praying that your fanbase would blindly follow your words and don't do more research.

[@jimmorrison903]

I discovered Breadtube during 2020. Immediately realised there was something weird about them. Like they haven't touched grass even before the lockdown. Baggy eyes, unhinged takes, addicted to drama and the purple lighting. You don't see normal people with normal lives act like this.

[@len-1768]

Exactly. They'd rather sit in their echo chambers than challenge their own views.

[@danelynch7171]

I thought this was goina be about how many people were baking bread during the lockdowns.... I was very wrong.

[@OfTheSeaKND]

Same here. Watched a couple vids by multiple breadtubers and saw no problem, until I more consistently watched and saw how useless their opinions and commentary are.

[@bryantony9836]

😂 Had me at the "Purple Light".

[@xbox360hurley4]

The first one I ever saw was Big Joel and thought his first video was okay (he hadn't gone full breadtube yet). He lost me when he reviewed a Twilight Zone episode and said it was bad because there wasn't a political message involved lol

[@Draggo.]

I'm a leftist and even I hate them. I think a lot of them just fail to be very rational with things, and often coincidentally will just harass their own fanbase for pointing out problems with their own ideologies that are just straight up hypocritical. I think the big example is Vaush when he talked about how much he hated the trans people in his audience for pointing out stuff he's done wrong. Honestly these sorts of political KZbinrs are just all around bad, and I don't think it's ever going to be a functional way to have political content because you're always gonna cultivate a really rabid audience you're gonna have to play into to keep them coming back. I see the same sorts of issues with right-wing youtubers in how they just weaponize the shit out of their audience, they'll shit talk anyone they disagree with and make fun of them just like breadtubers often do, and then play the victim card when someone points out how selfish and hateful they are. I just don't see the deal with stooping to the rights playbook of weaponizing people to be as hateful of human beings as possible, and then making them feel like their form of hate is great, because it's targeted at people who "deserve it".

[@GoojiiBot]

Frankly speaking, weaponizing an audience is just petty and disgraceful regardless of who does it. It's honestly one of the most cowardly things anyone can do.

[@Swagenstein]

Ah yes, the “everybody is Hitler but me” youtubers

[@Earbudes]

Honestly perfect way to describe them they literally think anyone who doesn't share their fucked up ideologies is a nazi and that term has Honestly lost all meaning now what these people need to do is either pick up a history boom or turn on a documentary before calling somone a nazi

[@SuspiciousS.]

What's this a reference to?

[@johnmacrae2006]

@@SuspiciousS. Perhaps trans activists

[@garbearfar1394]

@@SuspiciousS. it’s a common twitter thing to immediately associate anyone you don’t like and agree with politically as a natsee the second you see them. The og meme is like “everyone I don’t like is a natsee” with a little adolf sliding down a rainbow. So if you made a point, and a twitter idiot called you a natsee, you’d just respond with the meme “everyone I don’t like is a natsee” and go about your day.

[@mekingtiger9095]

As valid as it is for the whole of Breadtube in general, I think this phrase weirdly applies to the Kavernacle a bit more than to the other Breadtubers...

[@juni1399]

They’re bunch of InbreadTubers

[@metalheadretrogamer5330]

Buh dum tssss

[@manboy4720]

in bread? i don't see anything wrong with being into bread.

[@Gnomelander1400]

That’s an insult to inbread people

[@arkcliref]

​@@manboy4720 I love bread, my spanish bread is just entering my mouth as I comment

[@manboy4720]

@@arkcliref i really like a nice flatbread. greek, turkish, whatever, they're all good.

[@CroatInAKilt]

I used to legit get upset about these people, but then when you step outside, touch some grass, get a broader perspective, and make some connections, you realise just how tiny their bubble and their reach is. I genuinely think that not a single person I know could tell me who Ethan or Noah are. It's basically just a bunch of tedious rich kids yelling around in a pit. Nothing they do will ever have any impact outside of their grift bubble. Let that feeling provide you with inner peace.

[@matttheradartechnician4308]

I have never heard of anyone I. This video except Vaush cuz of the horse memes

[@BiblicallyAccurateToaster]

I used to have this exact same view a decade + ago. It is true in a way. But what is also true is that I have watched their very same radical ideological views spread from their rich kid university circles to our industries in tech, media, news, then make the jump into 1 of our largest political parties. Now it is residing in our public schools, fed, state & local govt agencies & even our military. I used to always say it could never take our military. The sad truth is that you don't need a majority or even a decent sized minority of ppl to fall for terrible extremist ideas for them to spread. You really just need enough of the normies to not push back against their ideas.

[@cornonthecobb_4562]

@@CroatInAKilt well said

[@jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778]

@@BiblicallyAccurateToaster I think the good news is things are changing and people are finally calling out breadtubers for what they do and how biased and manipulative they are

[@zerrodefex]

@@matttheradartechnician4308 yeah I only knew of Vaush because of Pippa's comment on "why would I care what the horsef***er thinks?"

[@reynanlamsen2007]

1:41 I love how this dude is making fun of this guy for being short when he looks like his jawline got stolen by Romanians.

[@yellowcard8100]

How Hasan isn't on this is CRAZY. Dude is everything on here x10. Bro is a cult leader for socialist larpers.

[@Section8dc]

Yah we are missing the big dog of left wing grifters lol

[@gottesurteil3201]

Hassan deserves his own video.

[@ElAssoWipe-o]

Of course KZbin deleted my comment to protect that fraud.

[@tylercarey2337]

Exactly, this was more about the video essay guys. Hassan is a different beast entirely ​@@gottesurteil3201

[@crawlingchaos2811]

Hasan is worse because hes actually a big guy so youd think okay he has a reason to play tough guy. But he p*ssies out (idk if this will hide the comment if i dont censor it) when someone right wing is like okay then lets fight like you tell your stream you wanna do.

[@Wnick1996]

Honestly, even if I agree with a topic they cover, I would never watch a video by a Breadtuber or any overtly left wing youtuber as I know that they are heavily biased on their topics they cover. Same thing for anyone who's overtly right wing as well. I know everyone has biases, but the way that these people present their points comes across as smug and talking down on people

[@oksuure]

I had to learn that lesson too many times. Finally got tired of getting angry at the bias, toxicity, ignorance, hypocrisy, and also simply just a lack of creativity

[@MagicalSkyWizard]

Enlightened centrists everywhere

[@piperian3962]

I can handle someone with a bias due to a different perspective, but if they lie there’s a problem

[@jiri6691]

Me too... I vote left (EU left, real left) and watched Noah when he started. But slowly the hypocrisy started to be visible. I hope there is more people like this. I think most people watching them are around 16-17 and will grow up and see it too

[@lordodin5755]

​@@jiri6691American left is still left just not as far left as we are nor do most european nations have a proper right wing party.

[@mrshmuga9]

“Buy this charity merch where only 10% of profits go towards it” And they complain everyone else is a capitalist, lol.

[@jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778]

Yep, They grift their audience on extremist ideology for profit. They are guilty of everything they call out others for.

[@yeetproductionsbah3809]

Marketing

[@firepeaman2440]

Larpers

[@biospark4758]

They’re also the type of people to think their job on the commune would be providing psychic readings or leading discussions on theory

[@robertortiz-wilson1588]

@@biospark4758LOL

[@WaldenPondering]

Jordan Peterson to Ethan Klein, 2022: "You will be held to higher and higher and soon impossible to maintain ethical standards by the very mob you currently wish to please. Then you will make a mistake, and they will devour you. With glee. Please take this warning seriously. I liked you."

[@j.c.denton2060]

I really miss the old 2014 h3h3 content and before everyone started a shitty podcast.

[@lolno6465]

Jordan Peterson is honestly kind of deranged and it's getting worse and worse, but this seems like a reasonable thing to day. He was def right about that

[@Pranav-rp8wi]

Quoting Peterson on anything is hilarious.. the guy has gone off the deep end.. currently playing riddler on the daily wire.

[@JeanMarceaux]

Peterson's brain may be fried from all the lean he's sipped or whatever he's been addicted to, but occasionally he still drops a little jewel of wisdom, however small it may be.

[@jepulis6674]

@@Pranav-rp8wi He is making millions to make poor people think they are not poor and have shitty lives because billionaires take everything now. Imagine living in a country where $5000 dollars of tax money spent per citizen towards health care does not mean you can go to see a doctor for free at least 20 times a year :D

[@itzs0weezee]

BreadTube is nothing but cringe millennials and zoomers with superiority complex. Ignoring all of these people is one of the best decisions you can make in life

[@vomit_girly]

Tbh most political KZbinrs have superiority complexes

[@sirbilliam3455]

But making fun of them is so much more entertaining.

[@JosephConrad-z9j]

It’s mostly millennials. Some zoomers have drank the kool aid, but it’s mostly millennials. They are still in 2015 while glorifying 2009 as the good old days

[@slicedtopieces]

What's the cut off between the two generations? How old are the youngest milliennials now? They've got to be just about 30 now, right?

[@sirbilliam3455]

@@slicedtopieces 1996 is the youngest millennial and 1997 is the oldest Gen Z

[@Sizifus]

At the end of the day, consuming Breadtuber content is a waste of your time. It's just slop content made to appeal to your biases. I'd say the same for the other side as well, it's just junk food for your brain. What these streams result in is you being emotionally rilled up, time gone and nothing of value learned.

[@orangeairsoft7292]

Extremism on either side is really ruining the internet. It traps people in their biases and is really a sad reflection of America's terrible political landscape. Im tired of being contantly recommended people like Matt Walsh or Hasan online. Im not even American, makes me feel relieved to live where i live.

[@jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778]

Yeah its slop designed to radicalize people into Marxist ideology. Most breadtube fans don't even watch the videos and instead use them as background sound. Videos that base their claims off lying about stuff. This is how people become radicalized into an ideology based on no base or policy.

[@garbearfar1394]

@@orangeairsoft7292 yeah well the divisiveness is a feature not a bug of American social media. If the US people were united we might do something CRAZY like hold our politicians accountable for insider trading, bribes, election tampering, etc. etc. and that would get in the way of our “public servants” turning their 100k a year salary into 25M over a 2-3-4 year term 😂😂 wouldn’t want to stop that gravy train now would we!

[@MegaQuahog]

They are just the left-wing equivalent of Ben Shapiro, TheQuartering and the like.

[@iamthewizardwhoknocks2845]

​@MegaQuahog I agree with the Quarterpunder's cultural politics, but it's intellectual fast food.

[@dawndishsoap3398]

More like Ethan needs to get offline and go for a fuckin walk

[@Hwarming]

And get a decent haircut

[@DangerB0ne]

​@Hwarming He's the physical manifestation of yee-yee ass haircut.

[@Discofalsetto1201]

Ethanisonsaturatedfats

[@MisterN1]

And not look like a disheveled Grandmother high on edibles. You know Ethan is the type to think he's smarter on weed.

[@MegaQuahog]

*jog

[@moonlitbear9863]

It might just be me, but most people I've met who had the "male breadtuber" look eventually revealed themselves to be horrible people.

[@Gamesick-go9sr]

everything is violence unless we do it.

[@bornahorvat901]

violent*

[@samblackstone3400]

Literal playground bully behavior.

[@trajanfidelis]

​@@bornahorvat901no. The op is grammatically correct

[@bornahorvat901]

@@trajanfidelis oh sorry english is not my first language

[@Half_Bl00d_H3R0]

@@bornahorvat901THEN DON’T CORRECT PEOPLE

[@luci-dude]

Does this Ethan fella know what an incel actually is? Matt Walsh is married with 6 kids lmao. Hate the dude all you want but calling him an incel makes zero sense.

[@jakkuhl6223]

It's their standard issue insult whenever gender issues come up. Like instead of M4s being issued to soldiers, they all get trained on shouting the same ineffective rhetoric.

[@EarlMcManus2005]

​@dulamanIt isn't even that. It just means any man they disagree with.

[@johnnyboy2537]

​@dulamanLefties and redefining words. Name a more iconic duo.

[@anon2427]

@dulamanno, it means whatever the person using it wants it to mean when insulting any man

​@dulaman"it now means". Classic low IQ behavior. Change the meanings of words you dont understand to make your low IQ self feel better.

[@TheillustriousBanana]

Every day I'm reminded why KZbin politics is the stupidest shit ever. Psuedo intellectualism at its finest

[@Xeno_Solarus]

You're conflating all of KZbin politics with breadtubers. Plenty of political KZbinrs are reasonable people.

[@TheillustriousBanana]

@@Xeno_Solarus that’s fair. But generally I do my best to stray from politics and things like Breadtube slop bolsters those feelings. But you are right lmao

[@chestermicgun]

@@Xeno_Solaruslike?

[@robertortiz-wilson1588]

@@chestermicgunUnHeard, Actual Justice Warrior, Nuance Bro, Mintis Wave, Lavader.

[@mrcrustnasty3574]

​@@robertortiz-wilson1588lmao AJW is a massive liar

[@WaitWhat-zw2in]

By this point facist just means "thing I don't like that has [insert conservative thing here]" and woke is just "thing I don't like that has [insert progressive thing here]"

[@mekingtiger9095]

My personal interpretation of what "woke" should ideally mean in a pejorative context would more or less be akin to the vibes that Tarik Carroll's EveryMAN Project campaign ad transmits. But in general I'll have to agree that 9 times out of 10 that it is used it really doesn't mean anything in particular anymore.

[@REDI____]

i haven't engaged in social justice since the world went up in war now I just watch 1hour long geopolitics essays presented via PowerPoint

[@badabing3391]

i dont think there will ever be a point in time when people argue about anything vaguely near conservatism and most of them actually have a functional definition of fascism

[@jameswest9469]

@@badabing3391I think that we will, it’s obvious to me that traditional views and living are what’s best for people, and I see a religious revival of young people, such as myself, the fruits of modernism are rotten, so we seek something sweeter.

[@badabing3391]

@jameswest9469 fascism isnt just traditional views though, its closer to pragmatically ensuring that a nation, defined through ethnic and cultural factors, becomes or remains powerful and thrives. This is why its really hard for fascism to jive with any large typical christian institutions (catholic church for instance), since those are inclusive to people outside a nation provided they convert, which risks the safety of the nation. These are also unwilling to harm other christians who may pose a threat to the nation.

[@mapazhie]

Clicked on this video thinking there was a big drama surrounding KZbinrs that make bread 😭

[@jonnyboi841]

Ha ha ha, if only you knew

[@MerryHatzmas]

Bro same

[@ziggygunz2447]

I wanted to like this comment but currently sitting at 69 so I can't be the one lol. But hell yeah I wish it was drama about bread making lmfao!!

[@BleachDemon707]

Ugh, im sure you did 🙄

[@doppled]

@@BleachDemon707 dang how dare he not be chronically online and understand that a random internet term doesnt mean what it looks like

[@moongoalie2410]

Good lord these people have no soul. It’s no wonder they backstab one another when their instigating backfires on them… Hypocrisy, spite, and envy; three different traits that personify a breadtuber.

[@josevictorribeirolisboa7576]

You forgot contempt. Its a recipe for socialism. Its always these types that make other belive elon musk or whatever other rich guy is out to get them.

[@jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778]

They are zealots about their political ideology. its all that matters so they will always backstab anyone who disagrees with it

[@eko9554]

They say they're trying to stop the alt right pipeline, then how come grifters like Moon, Don Stever, and Possum Reviews still have a platform and still haven't been exposed yet?

[@EnvelopingSuspensions]

@moongoalie2410 don't forget pedophilia

[@trueeagleman]

That is the dumbest shit I have ever heard, have you actually watched the videos they put out? Are you just talking shit cause you don't like them?

[@Sound557]

I genuinely wonder how the communists of the past (Marx, Stalin, Mao, etc.) would behave if they were modern breadtubers.

[@jasonfurumetarualkemisto5917]

From what I know of Marx probably the same

[@navebucketdude]

Don’t think they would be KZbinrs, most likely would be busy being based af.

[@Mondlunar]

They were economically left (or what is "left" to us), not socially as far as I know. Most breadtubers focus on the social aspects I would say. So Stalin, etc. would hate them because of reasons like being pro LGBT+.

[@Iamhungey]

To be honest, Stalin's rant videos would have been interesting. Basically the Communist Razorfist.

[@wisemankugelmemicus1701]

@@navebucketdude Not a single thing they did benefitted humanity in a single way.

[@logan6509]

as a trans person, i think breadtubers have been so bad for the community. whenever i watched nickisnotgreen or noah samsen or ethanisonline it kind of seemed like transness and transphobia were just used to bring down whoever they were talking about and to stroke their own ego. like they have really weird savior complexes. like, trans people don’t want to be weaponized like this. we want to be able to treat each other as equal human-beings. that’s what breadtubers should do instead of being hypocrites; just treat us like normal people and not objects to bolster your image.

[@KangMinseok]

In 2018 I blinked and in that blink of an eye someone on the Left made up a ridiculous explanation regarding why the Tgender women offing stats are a sign of white supremacy instead of actually looking at the data and realizing that most Tgender offings are committed by POC (mostly pimps and customers in the work field that Tgender women predominantly work in, red lights and you know what). One blink of a moment of misinformation that defined an entire savior complex outrage generation of breadtubers that are grifting on an imaginary genocide... what a time to be alive.

[@3SCAPER00M13]

I feel bad for you. I know you are all just like anybody else with good, bad, and in-between. But you like many other communities are weaponized by a bunch of losers for nothing arguments. I'm sorry you have to see this happen.

[@Magikarp-4ever]

@logan6509 as someone that's dated trans individuals I can concur, they merely push mass media backed angles and show off their overly priced mass market cliche pride products and get accepted as true heroes to much of the LBGTBLAHBLAH community that in itself is nothing but Leftest that can't comprehend any other view point, it's shocking that I've been kicked out and banned from every supposedly inclusive space on the internet even being engaged to a trans man I am literally called horrible things because I voted Trump, instead of engaging in any friendly vibrant discussion articulating points of view and possible opinion changes, they scream and throw you out, which is funny that's what they say the other side does, yet has never not one time happened to me on any conservative or Republican place or site

[@crawlingchaos2811]

Its probably the much higher s*xual assault rates you guys have and being loud about not being allowed to invade womens spaces.

[@Dice-Z]

@@3SCAPER00M13 Alas not enough people do, but many of us do realize that the problem is these communities and the nonsense politics of america, not actual trans people, so we harbor no dislike or apprehension towards those who just want to live their life, even when we are in disagreement with the discourse spread by both pro and anti LGBT spaces online. Both sides can reach some worryingly extreme levels of fanatism, and while it's usually a loud minority of immature moral absolutists and puritans with a severe life experience deficit, it still ends up reinforcing stigma against those communities, especially when otherwise reasonable people take their side due to strong biases, or people in positions of power being so out of touch they mistake the voices of a few for the voice of everyone, then try to have them submit to the former, morally, socially or legally. I really can't stand the infantilization of "minorities" and the excessive desire to sterilize every discussion and entertainement communites according to absurd and often arbitrary standards (also meaning that if they have the most venomous vitriol to spit at you, it's fine as long as it's done "the correct, passive aggressive, totally ironic and just ambiguous enough to appeal to good intent if needed" kind of way, towards the "appropriate" people). Trans people and minorities should be treated, judged and interacted with using the same standards as everyone else, they are capable of taking care of themselves and standing up for themselves. And freedom of expression in art & entertainement really needs to be protected from both left and right puritanism.

[@cornonthecobb_4562]

>shoeonhead calls out company for weird pеdo marketing >"don't spread anti-LGBTQ messages" what did they mean by this?

[@ToMaSsS10]

Stop noticing things

[@SireJaxs]

Your pattern recognition senses are gaining ground!

[@vangoghsseveredear]

Self reporting at its finest. Horse fcker vaush did the same thing.

[@Kris-wo4pj]

theyre self reporting. thats the issue.

[@garynouban6453]

Every time lol

[@damienlarson4145]

Why do these guys always have a mustache and a mullet.

[@changingpeopleslivesmoon2993]

Fr it's the the symbol of the left lol

[@ISHIDDEDANDFARDED]

It's the new soybeard

[@lemond2007]

They put the P in LGBTQIAP+

[@theunknownatheist3815]

@@lemond2007more like LGPT 😂

[@kerzch672]

It's the new fit for male feminists, simple as.

[@MacenW]

2:44 what's that thing Mike Tyson said, the Internet made y'all way too comfortable disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it.

[@AbsentMinded619]

Most of the breadtubers are the pastiest privileged white kids ever, too. They’re like the worst that the white race has to offer.

[@rickypicture9026]

That Ethan is online reveal from his past was SHOCKING

[@hardbrocklife]

*Peethan Fixed it for you

[@えみ0]

he looked like paul dano

[@purplepitbullpuppy5669]

I KNOW LIKE WHAT HAPPENED. BIGGEST GLOW DOWN EVER

[@Kuru20134]

Penisthan

[@Leig5H0T]

lowkey he was actually handsome before wtf happened :sob:

[@Memorywholed]

It irritates me that these people obsess over stuff like slurs, but they're more than happy slandering people and going for personal insults. That is OBVIOUSLY worse than generic insults that can apply to large amounts of the population. But nah, someone said the N-word 6 years ago so they're worse than the guy threatening death and attempting to paint someone as a pedo.

[@canadianturtle7240]

Videos like these are very important. It shows people that the average person is sick of these breadtubers.

[@MKTyphon]

Shoeonhead calls out a company for loving children and the breadtubers made it about the LGBTQ. I don’t think they like CP as well. And that arguement made it look like, they do.

[@jamesgatz5301]

Isn’t it weird that lgbt and diddlers are always so closely related…

[@judith678]

@@jamesgatz5301Yes like “protect the kids” Dr Disrespect

[@caitlynsult2685]

@@jamesgatz5301gay and straight people can be diddlers. it’s not a gender, sexuality or race related thing anyone can be bad

[@samuraijackoff5354]

@@jamesgatz5301 It's always people who can find a source. KZbinrs, pastors, child workers, relatives, teachers, rich folk, poor folks, etc.. Exploitation is not coded to one group, anyone can be cruel and anyone can be kind.

[@audriclloyd8947]

What this LITERALLY ignores is that there WERE people in the comments of the posts that were talking about lgbt people. Right wing people have trans brain rot lol anything about grooming kids is a trans issue

[@TheBreadPirate]

I feel called out.

[@TheModdedwarfare3]

As you should.

[@Plz8662]

Hey dude I used to watch some of your videos when TOTK first came out. You’re the teacher right?

[@TheBreadPirate]

@@Plz8662 Ha ha, yes! You have a good memory. :D

[@Plz8662]

@@TheBreadPirate I thought so man I remember you had a video a while back that mentioned that & when I saw your pfp & channel name it all came back to me lol

[@TheBreadPirate]

@@Plz8662 Ayy, that's cool! My branding did something right for once.

[@lil-soda-boi]

4:20 What?!?! Ethan is the Nikacado avacado of breadtube... I had no idea he used to look like that

[@chrisspiker5422]

2 step's ahead.

[@i.c.weiner2591]

I have always had a pretty deep disdain for breadtubers as a leftist myself. Majority are these weird men (some women) who genuinely have no idea about what they discuss. They are incapable of having original thoughts and ideas and ride off the backs of activists and well educated/experienced people who have done the work to even give these people their talking points. I've always hated this holier than thou thing breadtubers have going on and i feel the same way about most modern leftists. I appreciate the way you discussed this. I feel like most people immediately jump to insults and boiling it all down to "snowflakes" and "libtards" when the conversation is much more than that. Great video 👍👍

[@granddaddypurp356]

Ur not a leftist if u think calling out racist and shitty ppl, ppl who r actual blights on society, is them acting holier than thou, it’s quite literally just trying to make society better, but many ignorant shitheads refuse to listen to any actual facts bc it goes against their beliefs even tho they’re harmful, THAT is when leftists criticize other ppl, ur either not a leftist or ur way too stupid to understand the issue, go back to school little bud

[@D9fjg]

To be fair, you just described libtard breadtubers

[@leviticusprime4904]

All they are just conformation bias

[@youtubeenjoyer1743]

These are the same people that bought into the decolonization of Africa and brought the whole West to its knees for absolutely nothing. The damage can be seen to this day.

[@mekingtiger9095]

They'd probably do better covering actual leftist topics instead of pursuing internet drama with rightists or whoever insignificant shmuck who doesn't agree with them in the tinniest little detail.

[@RHBR01]

That In Praise of Shadows video still pisses me off. The smugness, the pretentiousness, the audacity is overwhelming. And personally, as a member of the horror community, I'm getting very tired of people like *him* banging around the community whining about horror books, movies, games, and TV shows that aren't woke enough for them and trying to cancel any horror creator that doesn't kneel at the altar of political correctness.

[@mosshivenetwork117]

I have a feeling he just over exaggerates things for clout.

[@jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778]

Oh I feel the same about the fnaf community during 2022 to 2023 (idk if things have changed I kind of left last year). So many of the modern fnaftubers are so focused on the horror being politically correct to the point they get offended if you put any gore or serious subjects in the game while they also complain that scott doesn't do the same thing. Its so hypocritical and stupid. It made me stop interacting with the community. Was so sick of everything being so drama focused along with the hypocritical ideology to add on. I am just so fed up with this stuff. I am sick of a hypocritical ideology telling me what is and isn't okay to do while the people who preach do the very things they accuse others of. I am so sick of these people who want every piece of media to agree with their ideology otherwise they get angry because they are zealots about it. The truth is altar of political correctness, does ruin the quality of products as the goal of is not to offended and with horror, you have to bring some offense to your fear. Otherwise its not scary.

[@PitH0und]

"Horror community" Fucking calm down. You watch horror movies.

[@Shapes_Quality_Control]

@@PitH0undDude! Thank you! I’m so sick of the word “community.”

[@kimkillillasfuq8212]

It's like "the room" of KZbin drama

[@JacF6734]

Every time I see a BreadTuber I'm reminded of that famous Ernest Hemingway insult: "Their eyes were those of an unsuccessful rapist."

[@laurendearnley9595]

It's disturbing how accurate that is.

[@brianwalsh1339]

Jesus Christ, Hemingway. What a chad.

[@Sonofsun.]

Wow 😳

[@roxyamused]

ummmmm Ernest Hemingway was a creep, abusive drunk and just big old asshole. Kinda ironic. That's just too hilarious. "I'm gonna pull a quote from a total creep to show how others are a creep." lololol

[@5050TM]

​@@roxyamused Why would a creep not understand that exact look best? It's literally him fr

[@masterofreality230]

I know why I hate them. They have knee jerk reactions instead of waiting to hear the truth, if it means they have a chance to gaslight their audience. They pretend to care about the harm of misinfo, but are the biggest spreaders of it.

[@jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778]

For sure, They have pushed the overton window so far on youtube. Anyone who even slightly disagrees with them is called the worst thing in the world. They base all of their arguments on Emotion and falsehoods. They spread misinformation to grift their audience out of their money and to radicalize them into an ideology that promotes division and hate while they claim they don't do that at all. its a disgusting scheme and its about time people start to see it.

[@randombrian5]

Breadtubers are like Alex jones if he wasn’t hilarious to watch

[@yame419]

alex jones but leftist and diluted humor

[@rin-joh8644]

Speaking of Courage the Cowardly Dog, I watched IPOS' Courage video after the Wendigoon one. It was almost as bad as the Wendigoon one. He makes the claim that Freaky Fred shoves a phallic looking pancake into Courage's mouth, when it did not look like that. There's another where a character who speaks in bad English with a thick accent, and IPOS thinks he says ass. This character actually says "You no good as dog" which IPOS should have figured; because every time that character pops up, he complains about it being racist. He also claims that same character was created to essentially bully a Korean animator with no source. All around very odd, the Hills Have Eyes video seems better constructed in comparison.

[@masterseal0418]

Immediately clicked off after reading the replies. I was about to use it as background noise, so suffice to say, I dodged a bullet on that one since my affection for this cartoon stands(let alone its terrifying moments being very effective with many 90s kids traumatized a few episodes alone. The most notable is 'King Ramse's Curse', thanks to the infamous quote "Return the slab, or suffer my curse.")

[@XFGHL78E]

Holy moly that guy is still in business?

[@jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778]

I am glad people are realizing these videos are bad and are based on no actual logic just made up claims to call something "problematic". Its just propaganda.

[@kinman3051]

​@@masterseal0418return my slab~ or suffer my curse~

[@kimkillillasfuq8212]

This comment is actually really funny if you imagine IPOS quoting it out loud.

[@dawndishsoap3398]

People who immediately assume that criticizing someone for being a creep with kids is proof of trans/homophobia says way about them than who ever they are trying to "dunk on". *Say you equate .pdf files with the lgbtq without saying it, like come on*

[@ineophobe]

they're literally setting the lgbt back by so many years

[@boneman-calciumenjoyer8290]

We used to call that self-reporting.

[@AshenVanguard]

​@@boneman-calciumenjoyer8290 I will eat your bones

[@learningtocrash4030]

Some knee-jerk reactions are correct.

[@AshleyCobalt]

I don’t really think that homophobia or transphobia is really an argument. Because the words are SO OVERUSED to a ridiculous degree, they don’t even mean anything anymore. Just disagreeing with an LGBT person is considered homo/transphobia at this point

[@ros9764]

For me breadtube summarized is when xanderhal said that using the youtube dislike add-on makes you a neo-nazi because you want to use dislikes as a visual indication to tell your audience why your opinion on the topic makes sense.....or something like that, he mentioned it in a stream long time ago and that quote has just stayed at the back of my head since then

[@pieseldatches]

Gee I had no idea that breadtubers like to suck on the nuts of the KZbin executives who believe removing dislikes is "saving" small creators. BTW how many dislikes did that video from Neanderthal get?

[@AhmedMalaki]

What a horrible thing to say Dislike means dislike

[@WillyShankspeare]

@FallofAvarice "Or something like that" the dude doesn't even remember what the quote was and you just believed him immediately.

[@Senumunu]

denying freedom of expression is what their ultimate goals is. you cant build the communist utopia if people are allowed to express discontent.

[@mekingtiger9095]

Lmao, I've even seen KZbin users in the comment sections claim the same or similar things. The use of this "logic" is more common than people give credit for. "Every censorship affects only and exclusively far right wingers and there's no way it could ever do harm to someone who has nothing to do with those people" despite everything that we saw from the Adpocalypse.

[@NIMPAK1]

Them ridiculing a guy for having a speech impediment really hit close to home for me. Their rhetoric is much closer to actual hate speech than the stuff they claim is hate speech.

[@Ihatemyusernamemore]

Agreed, these people are basically raging bigots toward anything they think they can socially get away with, if this was 200 years ago they'd be the people cheering the loudest at the guillotine

[@maybemagpie]

14:37 this is the same guy who on october 8th 2023, a day after a massaacre in Israel, said he cant bring himself to care about Jewish people being murdered.

[@bingo_bunny]

I know. As a Jewish person, and apparently Joel is also Jewish?? After that, I just couldn’t like him anymore. How can you have such little empathy :(

[@maybemagpie]

​@@bingo_bunny because hes a jew when its convenient and when its not he throws the rest of us under the bus for brownie points

[@bingo_bunny]

@@maybemagpie fr!

[@AL-sd7uz]

based

[@thankusa9795]

Just like Gaza being turned into a parking lot​@@AL-sd7uz

[@ijneb1248]

I'll never forget when In Praise Of Shadows said that wendigoon shouldnt be allowed in public because he's friends with a bunch of guntubers

[@IzzyRhodess]

I think it's more wild he said Hawaiian shirts are for Nazis....while wearing a Hawaiian shirt.

[@SirChristoferus]

@@IzzyRhodessAnd also when he lumped all of Appalachia into the racism category when he himself is from Appalachia.

[@yungdarn3876]

@@SirChristoferus or when he compared Native Americans to the mutant family in The Hills Have Eyes. oof

[@harsh_productions]

21:22 many people don’t bring up this little fact when talking about Ethan defending EDP here. But I followed EDP on instagram before this happened, and he went full MAGA, taking screenshots of his Amazon orders that were nothing but MAGA hats, flag, shirts, you name it. And of course the take away from this video was “he’s defending pedophiles so he can dunk on a republican.” But the fact that edp was also republican makes his defense of him all the more stranger. Cause if he’s republican and you hate those, why would you be on the defense when he’s caught in a sting and call it “harassment?” So that statement from him isn’t political tribalism, it’s Ethan being a pedo defender because he probably is one himself.

[@jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778]

It does seem way too likely. Every person I've seen make excuses for pdf files turns out to have something about that exposed.

[@user-os6ch5pt7w]

Yeah, look into the history of a certain ethnic group and "kid lovers". Ethan is Jewish (HINT HINT) Israel is a safe haven for pd-files for a reason, and you have to be Jewish to get citizenship to Israel, so...put two and two together. When they get caught, they all flee back to Israel so they can't be extradited to face their crimes.

[@Dokedog1]

Vaush saying cp is okay with a straight face has to be one of the most insane things I’ve ever seen. The amount of misplaced confidence is astonishing. Every time I think I’ve seen it all some jackass does something even more unhinged. What a time to be alive

[@crispeggies]

ethan actually looked kind of handsome before youtube??? the internet really sucked all of the normal out of that dude

[@gs4011]

He looks like a starving vampire with a pot addiction. If dude gets touched by natural sunlight he'll disintigrate.

[@DijijiyoRony]

@crispeggies Ahhhh yes you should also look at what Nikado Advocado was like b4 youtube its an other ''WAAT ?!?!?''

[@Senumunu]

this has more to do with the fact that he got rich and became a slob. like most people do once they hit it lucky

[@anon2427]

Low standards

[@crispeggies]

@@anon2427 tbf i did say kind of

[@charliep7112]

Let's be honest, at the end of the day, this doesn't matter, what does matter is that some snitch on Twitter is why I can't watch Wall-E on KZbin, that's the real enemy, thanks to that guy, the African kids cannot watch the best movie ever made, and that makes me sad. # Get Wall-E back on KZbin, that's the movement we should be striving for.

[@MochaRitz]

Based comment right here, you get it.

[@charliep7112]

@@MochaRitz Wall-E being uploaded onto KZbin is far more engaging drama than whatever this is, so yeah.

[@cooliostarstache5474]

WALL-E hell yeah

[@JC-cm6hz]

Weird that whole Blanciaga thing got memory hole'd and Vaush is still allowed to be online aint it?

[@Flowerlytdm]

Bro any KZbinr I like always has to like kids😭 like wtf how hard is it not to like kids😭😭

[@arealhuman2409]

Noah Samsen himself made a video about Breadtubers... Oh the irony😭

[@shgds]

rockets fall on rocket falls

[@aldraone-mu5yg]

I find a lot of right wing youtubers a bit smug, but every BreadTuber iv seen just turns out to be a nasty piece of work.

[@The-future-is-in-the-past]

The nietzschean and paganistic right are of the same wing of barbarism that the ǰ̣ud@ic and satanic( Same thing really) are of. Those who reject the gospel of our Lord Jesus christ and his law will succumb to barbarism of the highest order, where there will be no honor.

[@chazzilla8919]

​@@The-future-is-in-the-pastthat's wild

[@interrobangings]

​@@The-future-is-in-the-pastfuuuuuck why are theists always the biggest lolcows

[@The-future-is-in-the-past]

@@chazzilla8919 Truly

[@Rootiga]

all politically motivated youtubers and streamers are smug, they are rich and have a audience of children parroting their opinions in an echo chamber making them think they are gods

[@loxilliamloxillya7580]

The Thing I Hate About Breadtubers (Part 1) (duration: 10:00:00)

[@XFGHL78E]

Not long enough for that topic

[@marshmallowkingthesecond3152]

Welcome back to my 100 part series on breadtude

[@cernos7230]

well, with the things they do, it is understandable

[@brianwalsh1339]

Fuck it, I’d watch it. Just 10+ hours breaking down every reason why one should utterly despise every single individual breadtuber.

[@vitaliitomas8121]

Part 1, Chapter 1

[@Majinken]

22:30 Ethan disproving the gay groomer narrative by bringing up a gay catholic pedophile will never not be funny to me How hard was it to find a straight one

[@michaelortiz1561]

It's cause despite the catholic church being the one institution ppl know about as having peds it's not where most of those things take place it's like 3 or 4 on the list and normally when it happens it's either taken care of legally or the offender is disappeared so it goes nowhere

[@3dpdhatingschizo]

@@michaelortiz1561its worse because with updated stats it shows that educational institutions are where children are abused the most now. All those clapbacks are outdated and shows how they don’t care about children they only think about shitting on what they deem conservative, even tho there’s more hispanic/latin catholics, and that they use abuse as a gotcha statement

[@dokeshi6255]

The issue is that the pedophile didn’t do it because he was gay though, he did it because he liked children. Same with the gay groomer. You can be gay and still not be apart of the LGBT. The way Ethan worded it was horrible and he doesn’t know how to form sentences. The LGBT community does not advocate for pedophilia and do not consider pedophilia a sexuality. It is a mental illness exposed by generational trauma, sexual abuse and a variety of different other factors that have to do with societal norms, history and religious beliefs. Another reason why priests touch young boys specifically is because the young girls don’t have as strong of a bond with certain religions, they aren’t allowed to do certain things within the church that a young boy could do, (i.e. altar boy, helper,) etc. Also some parental figures keep an eye closer on their daughters a lot more often than the boys because of gender roles within the family system, so young boys are trusted a lot more around priests because their religion looks down upon homosexuality.

[@NoSmoke1]

​@@dokeshi6255so it's more about opportunism rather than them all just happening to be gay? That somehow makes it even worse

[@dokeshi6255]

@@NoSmoke1 What are you even talking about? Word salad nonsense.

[@DragonMaster41111]

I accidentally stumbled upon Noah’s video and I noticed it was a response video aimed at you. I already knew his mindless dorks would storm the comments. Very predictable. 😂

[@5050TM]

I'm a black woman who has been to multiple totally rural all white places. I get nothing but love and acceptance because I'm not disrespectful by assuming they're all idiots and racists. They're actually probably my favorite group of people through the country.

[@AhmedMalaki]

Love to hear that These breadtubers seriously think that if you don’t even look at a black person respectfully you are a racist That’s their brain dead logic Yet most of them are ok with racism

[@jaxonsevero1045]

Real

[@mattjohn4731]

I'm white. Not a big fan of the whites 😮😅

[@ddomenicoeeziommancini]

It's all love❤

[@AhmedMalaki]

@@ddomenicoeeziommancini exactly mate

[@digchopflip]

Ethanisonline has so much room to talk about appearance lol

[@digchopflip]

oh shit all of them look like crackheads

[@crispeggies]

lmao "10% of the profits from my nonprofit go to charity"

[@TheGahta]

Funny, 10% of mine also goes to charity, we go out and buy beer for the thirsty 🤭

[@Magicbased121]

I find it rich that Ethanisonline would criticise someone about peaking in high school when he clearly peaked at birth

[@OddSauce]

The real fascism was the friends we made along the way.

[@Hakasedess]

Ah yes Balenciaga, that's what I associate with trans people. High fashion is very tightly linked with a demographic widely known to be essentially passing the same $20 bill between themselves in a desperate attempt to stave off homelessness.

[@meowspark9]

fr, I think most breadtubers are creeps with huge egos.

[@jeanmichellelaurent]

@FallofAvarice any "Male Ally" definitely has skeletons in their closet, Being an Ally isn't about moral posturing, and as a member of many Marginalised Communities, I'd sooner take Hitler or Fred Phelps as an Ally before any of them

[@FrantixxIDK]

2:32 HEY THATS ME

[@pieshka4509]

The number of times I've heard breadtubers say "reasonably assume" yet all they do when they "reasonably assume" is flat out lie or dishonestly present and alter facts so they can fly off the handle worse than what they think a certain Mr Jones does.

[@Spazticmonkey1000]

Left wing meme: “shoe on head when she blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah” Right wing meme: “Haha N-“

[@AbrasiousProductions]

I used to like shoe until I realized she was a socialist monster.

[@MoolsDogTwoOfficial]

@@AbrasiousProductionsI used to like Shoe until she broke into my house, tore my legs off, and broke my Nintendo Switch.

[@wowitsfrostygames155]

@@MoolsDogTwoOfficialshe killed my parents and my dog, but I was almost ready to forgive her until I looked in my fridge and realized she didn’t replace the last of the milk >:( Truly I can never forgive shoeonhead for what she’s done to me, there’s a certain line you don’t cross.

[@ShidaPenns]

@@MoolsDogTwoOfficial I broke your Switch. Also you still have your legs, liar.

[@andypina4478]

​@AbrasiousProductions she's just socialist, Idk about the mosnter part.

[@motivateddad]

I came here looking for KZbinrs doing Bread get into drama, I left with lore for pedo-defenders.

[@truman_hash]

Even Vergil is disgusted by all of this

[@ppeans]

4:23 my god i think ethanisonline is a parasite that ate this poor guy and took over his life

[@juggftw4868]

no they just discovered weed and how to bleach their hair lol

[@deltadog8249]

Bro I couldn't describe to you the culture shock of seeing young and fit Ethan. Yeah that mf ain't doing shit to lose weight

[@thesovgc]

I literally cannot believe that's him. Shock and awe.

[@juggftw4868]

@@deltadog8249 why do you care about their weight?? Fuckin weird if you ask me

[@FANTOllVll]

@@juggftw4868nothing wrong with noticing someone let themselves go that far man, welcome to reality

[@tannerhamilton6025]

Breadtube is a case study on the Dunning-Kreuger Effect.

[@Hunter_Brandon]

My favorite examples are Destiny trying to explain how precedents and court proceedings worked to an attorney who had practiced for 20 years, and Kyle Kulinski trying to explain how a study that showed the majority of respondents didn’t want M4A, actually proved that they did want it.

[@PrestonDtyk]

Idk what is worse them or their audience

[@kayjay9104]

Yes

[@thekinghass]

Well most of them are the same is their audience really even though they try to appear as educators in reality their level of ignorance is only matched by their level of arrogance

[@ninecity2455]

Both

[@Goofgunk412]

Both as retarded

[@Dopesickgypsy]

Both are equally as bad

[@ChimeraGilbert]

They’re called breadtubers because they’re soft and doughy with no muscle mass

[@CgRally]

DAMN

[@scuffedharrypotter4733]

Two sentence horror story , “you wake up as Ethan . You are very angry “

[@garbearfar1394]

“You wake up as Ethan. Your gf is in another man’s bed.”

[@SkylarHutchings-s7y]

“You wake up as Ethan, You’re online”

[@scuffedharrypotter4733]

@@SkylarHutchings-s7y LOL tru

[@ShidaPenns]

Second sentence is redundant. You can't wake up as Ethan and not be angry.

[@aronhensley8355]

I cannot believe Ethan is online isn't gay lol

[@Goofgunk412]

He definitely likes to diddle kids, I am placing bets on the counter that he’s going to get caught. Then you gonna have all these slop commentaries making the same videos “the Ethanisonline situation is crazy” just watch, I am calling it now.

[@chriskille8867]

He may be straight but hes still gay

[@dg8522]

100% closeted brother. 100%

[@apollo178]

he definitely gets pegged

[@popatiberiu8797]

He's a cuck though

[@RegularDude]

24:43 "Sneako and Nickmercs downplaying what the Doc did..." No, Sneako downplayed it. Significantly. Outright saying it shouldn't be a big deal. Nick implied that he is waiting for proof to come out, and once it did he immediately cut ties. There's a difference. Nick never downplayed, or implied Doc wasn't at fault - he just said "we" should wait for proof before destroying someone's career. Most of this is legit and well done, but Nick was very neutral on his perspective, and *never* implied what Doc was accused of doing was okay. Sneako did directly imply that.

[@H1nted]

Which makes nick even weirder since he is generally quick to pull the plug on other people even whith no evidence but with doc he decided to wait ? Kinda weird

[@Yarsig]

@@H1nted What's weird about it? He has more empathy for Doc because he knows the dude personally. Use that brain.

[@raaedk]

@@H1nted not weird at all

[@H1nted]

@@Yarsig no ? He literally said multiple times that he doesn't know the doc personally and he is "just and internet aquaintance", what is weird is nit holding people for the same judgement when it coles to the same allegations. At least be honest and consistent in defending the kids.

[@lorekeeper2611]

It’s just 2016 all over again… like damn nothing has changed. The call is coming from inside the house.

[@mekingtiger9095]

Are there people who legitimately believe we've gotten over 2016? Because for me it's like civilization and society has gotten frozen in that year ever since.