Why I Hate that I Love Splatoon (Cartoon Parody)

[@honeysenpai9324]

I feel bad for owning a paint roller now.

[@baris6310]

lol

[@Sparky-tg9uy]

It's called a SPLAT roller!! Ugh! It's Link and Zelda all over again!!

[@JThePilot]

Get out

[@Sparky-tg9uy]

Do you mean me, or Honey Senpai.

[@honeysenpai9324]

Shaianne Anderson excuse me princess for getting it wrong.

[@madelsantos7100]

This is why they didn't add red ink

[@MrSK8bacon]

they need to add white and black ink

[@NeuTraLZero_]

+MrSK8bacon White is also a bad idea

[@madelsantos7100]

+MrSK8bacon Well, black ink is a bad idea it's hard see it

[@aaliyahparham3591]

+MrSK8bacon that's true

[@waterloukiria6519]

They didn't add White for some ... #OBIVOUSreason!

[@Biodeamon]

you forgot bout the part where everyone talks in lewd depctions of their favorite charecter

[@Marci568]

then theyre all sent to prison. the end

[@mannysolis9018]

5 years ago

[@kagechu2005BISVG]

Dude, some idols are already legally adults

[@Kimairan]

Judging by these comments, I must be a horrible person for laughing at this.

[@tracilombardi5000]

No, I don't really like Splatoon. It's ok. But yea, it was funny.

[@madelynegarcia52]

PIMPS N HOES

[@Kimairan]

>get a reply notification >it's another flixzone bot reply Why? -And why is it always on the shittiest comments that I made as the world's dumbest teen?-

[@deenisme]

3:57 and yet I thought he was the only one who could talk properly

[@rivershen8199]

I see all the people here unsubbing because of this video. Am I the only one actually subscribing because of this video? You guys just need to learn sarcasm. It's just a joke, you can see he actually likes the game, because of the title. He's not criticising for some bad reasons, he's just making fun of it! I like Splatoon too and I laughed so hard to this, I don't understand why people unsubbed because of this video. God, the Splatoon-community is almost getting as bad as the Undertale-community! Stop acting like fanboys and disliking everything that makes fun of what you like.

[@jfizzle1688]

Well put

[@evillolipop2704]

I love this video

[@evillolipop2704]

+famaki san XD

[@rivershen8199]

Btw I just unsubbed him, because of his Sex Videos. He's such a perverted clickbaiter! But I don't know, maybe the community wanted it, then the community is fucking perverted! Anyway here's not the right place for me...

[@evillolipop2704]

+Der Zocker-baum OK I just saw what u meant by this comment thx for letting me know

[@LazySkeptic23]

3:45 literally every ranked battle from c- to c+

[@NINJABEAR-zq7fw]

OMG so true.

[@purofan775]

Yep I remember that cuz I always used the chargers

[@mscup8814]

3:46 OMG! The green inkling predicted splatoon 2's dodge rolling with duel weapons!

[@XxItsHimGamingAndMemes]

billy loman holy shit

[@TheRealBombyFromTPOT]

Of!

[@TheRealBombyFromTPOT]

XD i have mario kart 7 In my house

[@TheRealBombyFromTPOT]

Loman. Think hecking

[@TheRealBombyFromTPOT]

BWAHAHAHAHA

[@MultiKidhero]

why is everyone saying this sucks, this was funny as hell

[@yasijasi7391]

ikr

[@mattrawson3845]

+Cj Prince so it wasn't funny

[@hunter-jl3ju]

This is amazing I don't know why they unsubscribed

[@lapislazuli1029]

+Matt Rawson yes it was

[@milkwater4373]

coooorrrrrreeeeecccctttt

[@PitTan]

Pokemon and Water. Yes, who's up for that splatfest!?

[@ivanmegafanboy1981]

Too much water *IGN*

[@mackenzieduncan8350]

PitTan pokemon. everyone will choose pokemon XD

[@madelynegarcia52]

PIMPS N HOES

[@TheSkr701]

The fact that Splatoon fans are unsubbing because of this video really show how old they all are.

[@rivershen8199]

And the fact that there is no Call Of Duty-Video without at least 10 people constantly flaming around with bad grammar shows even better how old they are! C'mon little kids are in every fandom, you can't criticise a whole community for something only dumb little kids did.

[@wolfmaster5875]

I'm 12 and a splatoon fan and actually I'm subbing. so i don't get these people either. I agree with you guys

[@SONGOKU02]

@@wolfmaster5875 I am 32 and still play splatoon. Still a much better game then all cods. XD

[@ArcadeCloud]

What was your favorite part of this animation!

[@VinnimonCinnimon]

+ArcadeCloud 4:26 lol No, I like when they exploded.

[@defokoutah1493]

The part when he actually shot an inkling

[@PixelFrosty]

I thought the funniest part is the miiverse xD

[@defokoutah1493]

+PixelFrosty Productions okay, that's your opinion but it is pretty funny 😂😂😂😂😂

[@rileyshumaker786]

the polls lol

[@lilscranton6897]

The urchin guy doesn't... um...do.. that stuff.... he eats them, well, urchins irl eat sea snails and he has a screwdriver (or something like that) which is commonly used for scooping out the snail, empty shells, and the snails that are alive are shaking, with fear most likely. but then again who cares

[@itserexy9071]

It's meant to be funny

[@grimhavenz]

Mei Mei Mei this is a parody...Plz get off this video

[@SSNolan_]

Inklings can't swim, which is why the die when they touch water.

[@BluePorl]

Yeah, they dissipate.

[@sellosqueez6278]

Water washes away ink Inklings are pretty much made of ink Thats why they die

[@micahwilliams1449]

SSNolan So, they never shower?

[@asleepidreamer]

It’s been confirmed that their skin in too thin for them to survive in water and/or water is too polluted

[@clonetrooper2355]

@@asleepidreamer it's more complicated than that The lore keeps getting retconed (looking at you octo expansion) faster than the fallout franchise In the manga they don't really die by touching water they just can't swim And in a conversation from Off the Hook Pearl mentions how she thought Marina was trying to drown her This thing with water could be a whole game mechanic But we will never know the true answer

[@animenightcores1502]

People hating and unsubscribing because of this video and I'm here laughing my ass off because this makes fun of Splatoon LOL

[@giovannyamador2580]

You don't understand humor do you?

[@evillolipop2704]

ikr

[@tkk8975]

+Giovanny Amador People have their opinions on whats funny or not. Stop thinking that humor is what you think is funny.

[@maroon2210]

+Hanh Le humour is good, this is not. The animation was terrible, and most of the situations don't even happen in Splatoon, except for the splatfest, and with the super jumping, it's your fault if you're killed.

[@justplainchaos2748]

+Casual Student you're just be a hater

[@TheGameCreator13]

"They're squids, Why can't they swim????" *Do you KNOW what water does to ink!?* Also nice accuracy on those splatfest's "Pokemon or a bucket of water!"

[@ChalleFenChalle20]

Guess who just joined the fandom without owning the game

[@kingshifty557]

Zuzia Kwiatek have fun not understanding anything

[@ChalleFenChalle20]

King Shifty I understand an amizingly large amount of this honestly, even if it's not all. I can appreciate good work when I see it.

[@ericatrent89]

Zuzia Kwiatek me

[@CinderPrint]

ha same XD

[@jericb]

Me to man ;-;

[@bigplay23slay10]

3:46 He predicted the splat dualies and the dodge roll

[@MonadoBoyFlameRock]

3:12 So Graphic lol

[@techfrank2431]

Why the hate? I think its pretty funny.

[@aperson3984]

TechFrank i know right? many stupid people these days get triggered by anything. i mean, this video was just for fun! but those fans take things way too seriously.

[@ivanmegafanboy1981]

I don't get the hate, this is an extremely average animation ._.

[@icerulerking7382]

Want to play WOW

[@ivanmegafanboy1981]

ice ruler king ...............good for you....... _.

[@icerulerking7382]

but grafics

[@SONGOKU02]

Totally true

[@Brianski8]

EXTREMELY average

[@SpongicX]

That ending, lol.

[@milk5567]

5 seconds into the video and I'm already dying

[@yugheerasing464]

LOL bro

[@yugheerasing464]

The end

[@Flare0227]

*C A N N O N B A L L! ! !*

[@jknotthxforthesub3330]

Did anyone call the number on 0:25?

[@sleazymass7915]

+Diamond_Pro_King yes

[@giovannyamador2580]

O_o

[@sleazymass7915]

i am a shamed of myself

[@jknotthxforthesub3330]

+ian ohmes why?

[@LuigiTM]

+ian ohmes Who answered?

[@DullVivid]

The fuckin roller bit killed my sides. Thank you. :J

[@ivygirl9119]

1:07 was that supposed to be JackSepticEye?

[@Ryksuce117]

no well I think so

[@Traitors.Never.Play.Hangman]

Ivy Girl i dunno

[@THANKGODJC]

Ivy Girl whaaaaat

[@shiguu_]

No, they were just Irish judging by the red "hair" ;;

[@scribblecloud]

i have red hair and im german..

[@ant51006]

Anyone noticed how the inkling who got shot with the real gun almost acted as mr. Poopy pants when he got shot with the lazer gun from Beth from Rick and morty?

[@pathetic_girl]

Bro anyone notice that the dude acted like he got shot when he got shot

[@yukinimeorigama1188]

Hello squids and kids splat fest is coming up you know what that means polls

[@yukinimeorigama1188]

Best part

[@CinderPrint]

-cats & dogs -pirates & ninjas -autobots & decepticons -pimps & hoes -pokemon & water 😂

[@irudexap]

I remember watching this when I was little and being traumatized when the guy was shot in the weapon store

[@kdariver8411]

3:45 how did they know about splat dualies?

[@plope_]

2:15 where are the lines on Marie's shirt?

[@ragd0ll-8]

PlopeCentral Videos a

[@plope_]

@SITH Bird this was from 4 years ago... what

[@dannyledrums4116]

0:38 Yay my favorite weapon in the game M2a1 .50 caliber machine gun

[@michaelhourigan7553]

This entire video should have just been that guy entering matches and it saying unstable connection and a communication error has occurred

[@DarioAmaralB]

the enemy is superjumping here, let's kill him! *DOES SPLASHDOWN NOOOOOOOOO.

[@YoshiHunt]

2:38 put on captions

[@Nintendome]

this is amazing ha ha

[@tykai9656]

i can't escape from you i always find you

[@giovannyamador2580]

+Long Shot6389 everything that is splatoon he is there

[@pokefanover900000000]

+Nintendome Yeah....

[@Nolan1333]

Nintendome is everywhere XD

[@CoolHilcieni]

FoUnD YoU

[@butterbun7033]

Spike actually eats the sea snails not only does he say it but the ones next to him are cowering in fear and plus he has a screw drive next to him...shady dude but to each squid their own I guess

[@sleepyshinx174]

i dont get most of this because i dont have a wii u.

[@Mysticeforce101]

Same

[@dirtydan4051]

U killed me on tf2 the Saxton hale server :(

[@Przemko27Z]

Pootis man is a very common name...

[@bluerious5475]

Wow.

[@sleepyshinx174]

Killer Keemstar i dont remember seeing you on a saxton hale server... my youtube name is different from my steam name.

[@medaizeh2401]

*people wouldve not unsubed if this was undertale :^)*

[@foxythepiratefox346]

dont be mean noob

[@PCvidsforyou]

+Dr. W.D. Gaster true tho

[@foxythepiratefox346]

PCvidsforyou nu

[@medaizeh2401]

the fuck

[@foxythepiratefox346]

why was the vid so funny

[@williamhuynh572]

This video just made me realize why there was never red ink in this game!😂

[@yvngkirito9070]

Finally I found it

[@r3dglow.3x3]

SAME! This was really funny when I was little

[@thecrystaldimension9735]

How its feels to waste money 3:43

[@carlosmarin403]

He did not spend any money he unlocked it

[@Haruharu1255]

when the blue guy was getting crushed by the roller and than squid jumped all the way back to him saying guess whos back

[@harmony4011]

That guy with the spikey purple hair looks like madara uchiha XD

[@jackiethegoldenjackal]

lol XD

[@daiquiri3626]

That's Spyke from Splatoon 1.

[@SONGOKU02]

@@daiquiri3626 He is also in splatoon 2. But you can't interact with him. And i mean really there. Not just that sid talkes about him.

[@austin5259]

I'm surprised it didn't make fun of the fact that when you usually go in to Sheldon's shop he talks your ear off because you unlocked 8 New loadouts

[@goriller9166]

Anyone actually call the number at 0:24?

[@jlynnoskiye55]

Benstley why did you?

[@P3achTree]

pause at 4:12 and notice the green inkling hand fell of ...

[@tmturboftw5592]

3:18 that face tho 😂😂😂😂

[@JooshWii]

You forgot that on an update, Sheldon never stops talking.

[@axelmendoza3900]

why does the orange team have the best stuff

[@axelmendoza3900]

Nice video and all but...why do you hate liking splatoon?

[@Ryksuce117]

Because orange team always has the advantage

[@SHADOWDOESROBLOX678]

Axel Mendoza and it is a joke

[@axelmendoza3900]

true

[@kalli-woo-9488]

Axel Mendoza its meant to be a saying that people use Basically it makes fun of the game while saying they still love it

[@Magic-ei6wm]

3:46 how did you predict the splat dualies?

[@squid_cake]

7 seconds in and I'm already crying

[@RyneMcKinney]

Who's watching in 2022 reliving nostalgia until Splatoon 3?

[@diegoav974]

*facepalms* Inklings can't swim.

[@chrismoore6668]

In water.

[@youzettasonsofdigits1639]

this was awesome great video!

[@craftworded]

no one gets that that guy eats the sea snails

[@peridot80]

NevermindPlays that's why I keep them and if you give them to him it's pretty useless

[@kalli-woo-9488]

The jellyfish do too

[@ikablockytheloser988]

3:46 is nobody talking about how that green inkling is wielding 2 aerosprays and is rolling around as if he was using splat dualies when this was before splatoon 2 was announced?

[@Katzelle3]

I guess it was trying to criticize the game, yet it didn't really make that much sense, since it changed a lot of the elements from the actual for the sake of creating a joke, that doesn't have much to do with the game anymore. The protagonist's expectations as a player are kinda out of place, as he plays a multiplayer shooter and expects it to be a role playing game. Some of the jokes do work, such as the Spyke and Splatfest ones, but the rest could have worked better in their context if they were constructed differently.

[@rivershen8199]

You just can't take sarcasm, right?

[@SushiGalSquidGalSPLAT]

+Der Zocker-baum I liked this video, but thought the same things. It's called constructive criticism.

[@SpaceWalkerReal]

Der Zocker-baum *CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM.* USED TO *IMPROVE* THINGS.

[@kalli-woo-9488]

Der Zocker-baum actually hes using constructive criticism Saying the good bits and helping improve the not so good

[@theoddoneistheout855]

0:25 who would call that number?

[@Visayan]

Team Callie or Team Marie? 👀 ❤ ♡

[@smolberry]

CALLIIEEEE

[@parker5001]

marie

[@Visayan]

While I do like Marie, I choose Callie coz she is hyper and I love her roasting grandma~ :P

[@tptrashaf8710]

Marie

[@DragonsHidden]

God damn it STOP SAYING WHAT TEAM YOUR ON NOBODY CARES

[@nacidoparaestorbar7148]

3:35 in witch lvl do u unlock the joint?

[@noahthetriche]

Memeverse

[@goldsmith8502]

+Noah Triche Cringeverse

[@therandombrony2395]

0:24 did anyone try calling the number, if so tell me what was it?

[@EdadudeMinecraft]

unknown caller :(

[@unerthodox]

XD CannonBall!!!

[@CAMAX1MA]

Pause then go to 1:50

[@ironkormann]

What the fuck

[@JT-pv2nj]

Spammer

[@vhavahgmh]

+UTSU True...

[@MB32904]

have you tried the luna blaster? I mastered & mained it, it's the best weapon, god dang my backspace button is jammed

[@noopkoop4834]

OH GOD I hate when people put real guns in video game animations, just too much cringe.

[@grasongoles3495]

It's cringy how u make 4 accs to like ur own acc

[@EndermanPierce]

TRUE lol he mabye uses like bots and sub bots to

[@_.Dylan._]

Unless maybe it's a GAME WITH REAL GUNS (Ik Splatoon isn't)

[@zachuinox1552]

... why...?

[@ramenbomberdeluxe4958]

+Grason Goles how do people even KNOW if that happens or not?

[@flippybird9287]

One time in ranked mode, two ppl disconnected. We lost obviously

[@dennisrasmussen798]

Why did I sub to this.... hell No.. bye

[@FourScore460]

Exactly what I'm saying

[@MegaEvo]

+Dennis Rasmussen IKR

[@goat369]

4 real

[@SuperHeroGame2100]

I just wondered it

[@goat369]

+Akiller -Ak lol why you still subbed to them?

[@sosotik]

Hey Spyke, this is what you have in that bin: 2 Red Mushrooms 1 Green Mushroon 3 Syringes 2 Sea Snails random junk

[@troyking464]

Am I the only one who was waiting for a notif from these guys so I could click on it and unsubscribe?

[@craftworded]

me too

[@Matthew28845]

Yes.

[@KoaValdez]

Why

[@SpaceWalkerReal]

Troy King why? Because it makes fun of Splatoon? I had the game since May 29th 2015, release date.

[@noob_slayer1015]

He's just making fun of it he doesn't actually hate Splatoon!

[@milkwater4373]

2 death scenes?! definitely subscribin'

[@bob-lk8cw]

this animation alone made me unsub

[@rorynator7567]

+THE ALMIGHTY LOAF Why?

[@bob-lk8cw]

Rorynator because its shit

[@rorynator7567]

THE ALMIGHTY LOAF Please give me an actual reason it's shit.

[@bob-lk8cw]

Rorynator please give me a reason it is not shit

[@rorynator7567]

THE ALMIGHTY LOAF Look at you twisting it because you don't have an actual point it's not bad.

[@陳羽顓]

1:49 when someone see you doing something that interesting and secretly

[@ghostquadrant3444]

the roller part is shockingly accurate

[@ilovechy1212]

Man I'm pretty hyped for that water vs Pokemon splatfest

[@marcellamartinez8165]

3:28 guess whos back

[@mateaeuoshwaous2370]

MY FAVOURITE PART IS WEN THE ROLLER SAID WHAT A WIMP THEN HE SAID GUESS WHOS BACK

[@frankydaboss0891]

the part where that spike hair guy when he was like " You didn't see anything"

[@MagillanicaLouM]

why are people unsubbing because of this? It's a harmless video poking fun at Splatoon, not out of hate, but a fan poking fun at a game they enjoy. I don't get why people are salty at this.

[@whimsicalambientisaac5683]

i think the only reason squids cant have water is because it's all fresh water not salt water

[@georgieevans9312]

You pictured the water part perfectly

[@2007excalibur2007]

2:59 two years later and it still happens

[@anthonyroblox-andmore2924]

2:57 inkling boy: haha here I come suckers! Other inking: hey y all we got another one me:lol I belive I can fly

[@aroned3737]

4:20 idk why

[@sharkiebyte4868]

4:00 I'm not trying to be a hater or anything but Inklings don't die from water.... They only drown if submerged, basically a inkling could be in water as long as the water doesn't go over its head

[@hypereco7472]

3:18 what's that face?

[@testptestc6699]

*Pokemon vs. a bucket of water* THAT KILLED ME XD!!!!!!!

[@potatokilr7789]

Hahaha! Finally a Splatoon video that’s actually funny! You could make a really good series with videos like these!

[@SupportPikminXOXO]

These are on the dot stereotypical memes of when splatoon first came out... so no one gonna get it if they skip the whole early release. its ok these are the same people that go to old smash prediction videos made ages ago to tell them they are wrong... and they have the correct smash list of characters. Another fun meme describing ppl

[@axelmendoza3900]

THAT WASN'T A"One hit kill"THAT WAS OVERKILL

[@花せリーナ]

I dont understand why everyone is unsubbing because of this video, this video was the funniest thing ive seen in my life.

[@captainripz77alex79]

4:24 was that dj octovaio or captain clutter fish who said cannon ball?

[@Acm240]

Yeah this is what splatoon looks like now and the reason why I don't play it that much.It doesn't mean I hate the game though

[@owo5387]

What the hell this was more awesome than anything boi!

[@Calamsss]

you should made an animation about trying to leave a splatoon game

[@MinersRock45]

I love the scene when that blue squid (haven't played in a while so i forgot their name) was getting crushed by the green one xD

[@virtualslayer176]

Splatfests are coming up you know what that means, POLES

[@blank-qf8fn]

they're just octopus elves that shoot paint at eachother

[@taetaeislife530]

This is how I feel like so accurate especially the solar roller one like omg every times