Why Is ACHMED So Tired? | RELATIVE DISASTER | JEFF DUNHAM

[@christinehrycan7869]

In a world full of horrible news everywhere, it's such a relief to come to you for a heart-felt belly laugh! Much needed! Laughter is the BEST medicine. Thank you Jeff!

[@kassidygraham3660]

"I got to see her ankle.." "Her ankle?" "Yes just thinking about it..*shakes* it gives me a big..nothing." 😂😂😂😂

[@novabiggs5081]

Kassidy Graham omg 😯😂

[@blaxxteam]

a big bone"r"

[@mostar1219]

Kassidy Graham I’m sure Robert (his phantom wee wee) grew from that one

[@captainjohn7833]

Yeah, we heard him, ok.

[@TassyDeval]

@@captainjohn7833 Yeh, I think the same about all these intelligent ppl on so many channels, on so many vids that type what WE ALL just heard. I sometimes think to myself, maybe I should skip straight to the comments to see what is on the vid without watching it. That would be different.

[@LeviHasashi]

I find it absolutely incredible, how Jeff is able to control Achmed's facial expressions that precise! The simultaneous movement of his eyes, eyebrows and jaw at 0:28 make it seem like Achmed's actual alive!

[@kalissabuchanan]

He…he isn’t alive??

[@firemarioproductions2003]

“Read my lips! I-I mean… s*ht. Read my teeth, read my damn teeth!”

[@wickedbird1538]

😊😊Achmed was alive. But he was “killed at checkpoint B, by the US military” according to the sad song.

[@raise6401]

​@@wickedbird1538jingle bombs jingle bombs

[@gabrielaolaguez249]

👉🥲

[@robertposey2274]

He must be bone tired.

[@niniandsunny1353]

Robert Posey 😂😂😂

[@cryogeneric9139]

you marrowly made me laugh there.

[@alaskanspartan89]

He’s bone headed

[@hyperhufflepuff23vlogs65]

SAAAAAANNNNNNNSSSSSSSS

[@serjcastro1174]

No...just no....

[@Stucrompton1]

You just cant not love Achmed, jeffs a comedic genuis!! stu

[@marthagibson2476]

stu crompton 😃😂

[@pinquinsam]

S I K Y

[@L1z3.04]

I love watching this with my dad and i finally could make him laugh with my humor.. ever since that i watched this we watch your shows every week

[@jessedavis1741]

????

[@yourface3154]

No balls, not even a bag. Haha

[@elephant7608]

Triston Charge i didnt understand , what does it mean??? English hard

[@MahaMuniKashyap]

Nonoy Fire :- first grow then you will learn your self.

[@scruffy6151]

@@elephant7608 Look between your legs that bag or as most people say nut sack.

[@emilyrose2655]

Same I'm very pale even though I have been tanning.

[@MrJlee93]

I can't use Facebook, Why? I DON'T HAVE A FACE

[@TheCoolcop73]

Mrjlee93 maybe he needs more WATER!

[@DdtRegulator]

Mrjlee93 maybe I should drink more *WATER*

[@TheCoolcop73]

maybe

[@lauravokey684]

Lol😁

[@chrisgomez1840]

My favorite part too 😂

[@subjectdelta4758]

"just thinking about it gives me a big...Nothing'' XD

[@Fireteam2479]

Subject Delta I would’ve said Bone. 😂

[@worfoz]

He's a hot dog. Roahrrrrrrrrrrrrr....

[@ElMundoDeHadesOK]

*R xD

[@chrishawkins8859]

Hahaha lol

[@sonnatsu5363]

Its not funny

[@brianerney8119]

Achmed is my favorite achmed is funny lol 😂😂😂😂

[@gladfan1989]

To me, Achmed rivals with Peanut in popularity. But both are funny as hell.

[@blackroserevan6939]

Achmed is my spirit skeleton. XD

[@jeffdunham]

Haha.

[@blackroserevan6939]

Jeff Dunham He says all the things I keep inside. 😂🤣

[@rosenightmare8214]

Sameee

[@bangersmash1566]

Blackrose Revan both pretty ugly.

[@UrLocalBandNerd]

@@bangersmash1566 (sharp inhale) ME

[@subjectdelta4758]

“Maybe I need more WATER”

[@haleighcrawley7713]

Stop it. 😑

[@sdm47]

bangers & mash He’s quoting the actual show this came from it’s on Netflix

[@kriznimm]

Maybe i need more WALTER.😃

[@crossplayed]

Subject Delta Δ “It’s really good for your skiiinnnnn.....”

[@dylanthebiguy]

​@@haleighcrawley7713you need some WATER

[@brooklyn._.5029]

The reason I know Jeff Dunham is because my mom showed me ever since I was born! You are the most funniest comedian ever!!!

[@haleygenier]

Achmed is my favorite

[@brentvettel5343]

I like your name

[@crossplayed]

“It’s really good for your skinnnnn....” *crowd laughs* “SILENCE. I KILL YOU!!!!”

[@casadilla111]

That was perfect delivery right there.

[@markwnongsiej6570]

It's keel😂

[@brycelandon6387]

"SILENCE! I KILL YOU!" is to Achmed what "What's up, Doc?" is to Bugs Bunny.

[@kassandraofodyssey6475]

Or "Let's a go!" is to Mario or "Waaaaaah!" is to Waluigi.

[@bamagrl26]

I Love this show. My favorite

[@aashu.9199]

@@bamagrl26 an cc mm ,. Mum z ?, me

[@tomtrainspotter7231]

"Read my lips! Uh, sh*t, Read my teeth" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@yung_freaks]

"IT'S JUST A HEADACHE!"

[@TSUD_Block43]

😂😂😂

[@noeartazaartaza1397]

Achmed:I can't be on facebook,why? Because i don't have a FACE!

[@denniskimmell4983]

😅

[@raeuniverse1049]

Achmed has been my favorite since I was little. Keep up the great work. Jeff

[@alyncamp7654]

LOVE ACHMED AND JEFF DUNHAM

[@kcroberts7554]

Jeff Dunham is FANTASTIC! I am always amazed and entertained by the high quality and originality of his comedy. I bought the promo seats for March Concert in Atlanta. Can't wait to see him. I first saw him when he only had Peanut, Jose, and little work in a bottle. What a privilege it has been to see all his characters continually develop so many funny routines. Jeff, you're truly a genius! You make happier in my life! Thanks!

[@mostar1219]

Was his last “Silence, I keel you” towards someone attractive?

[@bitharne]

Yes. He does that in most shows. Especially Budankada chick

[@mostar1219]

@@bitharne alright I was just trying to make sense of the tone

[@anndownsouth5070]

@@mostar1219 you should watch his eyebrows. When they go up and down, you should know...

[@jinanshmehta3518]

@@anndownsouth5070 when the eyebrows go up and down, something else goes up and down too. 😆

[@MottBotMinecraft]

Watched the full hour on Netflix last week, every minute was worth it!

[@amberbell4325]

Hell yes!

[@littledarkstranger8111]

Got to love Achmed's random existential crises 😂

[@lydiahuerta7258]

This was hilarious i bust out laughing

[@lydiahuerta7258]

Omg he liked it 😄😄

[@rosenightmare8214]

I knoww

[@khrawbokdkhar9690]

I just can't get enough of Achmed.. My fav of all

[@nerissa24]

I watched the whole show on Netflix but I’m still here watching snippets and still laughing 😂😂 I really like your skits 👍👍👍

[@1109rou]

Simple word... Awesomeness! Keep it up Jeff! Don't let it stop

[@mirbeytezcan5822]

I just like to watch him so much i cant even breathe when i re-watch the same episodes

[@khalidhenry3857]

You always know how to make me laugh 😂🤣

[@parsai33]

Dale robertson

[@Maguiber_C10]

Fr

[@wolf_girl7754]

IM GOING TO SEE JEFF LOVE ON 25TH!!!!!! tell me if ur going too!!!

[@brockpifer9929]

At the mall, Santa Claus looked at her and went Ho Ho Holy Shit 🤣😂

[@TSunshine20]

Achmed was so HILARIOUS!!! 😂 Jeff, you’re the BEST!!!! 👍🏻👍🏻

[@Rick_King]

Achmed must be the most expressive puppet ever! They are both so funny!

[@xxsohalalmodexx]

“I got to see her ankle” as a Muslim, that made me laugh so hard

[@brianfd27]

Really can't get enough of this ULTRA-HILARIOUS guy! KUDOS to Durnham - give us more, more, more! LOL

[@jacobjohnston1218]

Achmed killed me by making me laugh to death 😂😂😂😂😂👍

[@totsdavid7136]

ACHMED is so cute and lovable.. hope to see more shows of him... kudos to Jeff.. youre a freakin genius!

[@AlexJones-cv7bz]

Man this is so funny keep it up

[@frostydog1189]

DNB DIRTY NECK BOES 'It's not funny!"

[@sharinemerizier1589]

Keep doing what you do! Keep bringing laughter and comedy into this world and keep on making everyone's day with your amazingly and hilariously funny talent! I love you, Jeff Dunham!

[@Rachel_McConnell]

That was hilarious man don't stop!

[@bijaytmg329]

"Silently.....Kill Me" 😂😂

[@TryppiUnkle]

This is so hilarious. I love you, Jeff. You're comedy and talent go so we'll together.

[@calvinhobbes7504]

I absolutely love how the crowd waits anxiously for Achmed's "one phrase" - and then when he says it, their response is awesome! I wish I had one of those "Silence! I keel you" tee-shirts. I bet they're outlawed by now. The US has been taken over by a bunch of entitled, offended and nattering "no-fun Freddies"

[@classicaldeb]

You got that right!

[@Deadpool029]

I'm gonna wear my Achmed shirt next time I go out and see what kind of reactions I get Lol

[@Deadpool029]

@Waco Bin Laden I thought navy seals killed you

[@kenhollis6197]

You can't outlaw clothes...the whiny people have no power.

[@calvinhobbes7504]

@@kenhollis6197 Heh - they're censoring stuff all the time, Ken - in the '80s they made my kid turn his "Wild Turkey" tee-shirt inside-out because it was "offensive". That was 40 years ago. We homeschooled after that and got him through college. You're right, they're whiny, but they have to go! :)

[@grilled2perfection721]

“Ho Ho Holy shit” & “I got to look at her ankles” 😂

[@alexisn1358]

This was my favorite part of the whole show😂

[@incognito7479]

I’m watching this during a major so called crisis. The ‘pandemic’ of 2020. Keeps me in a joyful state of mind. Thanks, Jeff. (also, my name). ☮️

[@iamalexandra.]

Omg, I missed Achmed so much! Glad I found him again ❤

[@cyanoxicrose]

"Read my teeth-read my damn teeth!" 😂😂😂😂 💀💀💀💀

[@Stevonniewolf3113]

Achmed is one of my favorite characters of Jeff Dunham.

[@dragontheuncharted9776]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 This was so funny

[@Tutyfruityz]

Omg this is amazing! The first puppet i saw of jeff was achmed and now im obsessed. He is so good at making it look like the puppets are really alive.

[@goblin2879]

Protect Jeff Dunham at all cost !!!

[@jessedavis1741]

Jeff is a riot!!!

[@jri7398]

Lmao 😂😂😂the 72 virgins joke got me rolling on the ground😂😂😂

[@WilliamStevens007]

I just love Achmed, Need to see more of you Achmed.

[@ashliequinney9305]

Jeff Dunham is the medicine that u need when ur having a bad day

[@kathymonahan8024]

Love Achmed. My favorite of Jeff’s sidekicks

[@jordan-dw9xi]

No matter how many times I watch this, it always cracks me up. I can't wait to see you live in Green Bay next year.

[@jaymelchivers3542]

Achmed will always be my favorite simply because of the stories. 😂😂😂😂😂 because I didn't know seeing her ankle would be a highlight of his first marriage.

[@diogocosta1305]

Achmed: "I didn't really care about her looks because on our first date ... I got really far with her" Jeff: " You mean that you kissed her" Achmed: "Oh a lot more than that ..." Jeff: "Really?" Achmed: "Yeah ... I got to see her ankles" that part was so funny lmao

[@justme-et3sr]

I love every single one of your performances, even these from like 25 years ago

[@thedarklord2497]

lol I saw this on Netflix, it was so funny. I NEED SOME WATER!

[@matthewhamlett9277]

I wonder what would happen if Walter and Achmed would get into a shouting match that would be so epic by the way I love your world tour especially when Walter arrives and he sees all the people out there and he's very very very concerned LOL put me back in the phucking box first😂😂😂😂

[@rebajoe]

"Maybe I should drink more WATER!"

[@catharinevalena1101]

I already watched it for almost 10 times and i am still wanting to watch it..hahaha

[@ameliaquintero5374]

"Ho.Ho. Holy Shit." 😂😂😂

[@davidmeddings1999]

ACHMED IS THE MAN!!! I want to see a whole show of him

[@spektrum33]

Achmed always kills me ..with laughter 🤪

[@tootsiedawn2016]

I LOVE Achmed. I wait impatiently for him to get his turn. Peanut is my next favorite. Love ya Jef-fa-fa!

[@guitarguru.3572]

I’ll bet the Social Justice Whiners just love the hell out of this character.

[@Nightmare-cu4by]

Achmed is the reason I wake up in the morning. he’s the best. (Also the reason I’ve stopped hurting myself)

[@bigeric1030]

Jeff-fa-fa, I’ve been watching you for as long as I can remember. I remember you on Carson, and on the various stand-up shows on CC, VH-1, and the like back in the late 80s and early 90s. You’re as funny or funnier now as you were then. So, assuming that my humor level has grown since I was 10ish, keep up the great work my man!

[@malindaallen718]

I LOVE it when he mocks terrorists!

[@CrossoverFootball]

This is lit I've been watching you for years!!

[@sunandamohapatra2553]

I love you ACHMED

[@bud9450]

👏👏👏👏 👍👍👍👍 Love you Jeff!!! Been a fan for a long time now.

[@yup_its_ME.512]

amazing when he says "silence...I keel you!" everyone cheers!! hilarious!

[@kaseyreed797]

It is hilariously funny :)

[@phoebeholton3384]

I love achmed and you Jeff ❤️

[@beesbeesbees-andbees]

The first ACHMED is my spirit skeleton. ALIBLAIBLAIBLAIOOOOOOOOOOO!

[@marieparadiso4687]

Jeff i am such a fan i can watch you all day 😊 you make me laugh i love it thank you ❤🇨🇦

[@comet3969]

Achmed's my favorite character. You keep making my day😂😂😂

[@ronniecardy]

He's so funny

[@sharinemerizier1589]

You are my hero and my BIGGEST inspiration! I love you and your characters SOOOOOO much. You always make me laugh every single day and also whenever I am having a bad day. My MOST favorite characters of all is Peanut and Achmed. Thanks for being the smile to mine and everyone else's faces! We love you!

[@Sissors143]

plz bring jose and peanut together again..... and this was extremely funny

[@christinab.2864]

I don’t think so. Sadly.

[@MalcolmJames]

Love how he makes achmet come alive always come back when I need to laugh 😂

[@KyleMcdermott-rx4ju]

jeff your videos got me thru so much it got me thru some hard times in my life and i appreciate that thank you for the laughs

[@Cyberbrickmaster1986]

Achmed's catchphase is always awesome with that voice crack of his!

[@lucid4240]

I watched this on netflix and it was so freaking funny congratulations jeff i had watched u since 2005

[@Tinbattad]

I always watch Achmed’s videos! Son fun watching him!🤗

[@Arboring]

Jeff please do the Achmed joke on the plain..... I have a BOMBon in my mouth :D(...erm moving on) ;)

[@Jacqui_Jenny_Gunnarsdóttir]

I would like to see Fluffy have a conversation (comic routine) with Achmed with Jeff hiding nearby in the darkness.

[@brockpifer9929]

Achmed is so funny!

[@expfighter5112]

Achmed was by far the best part of this Netflix show!

[@carlettaedwards1432]

happy thanks giving early hugs

[@justinbarrett2343]

Nigga please, you need to bring him back Jeff, I gotta freaking see this guy.

[@falcon_hunter]

Keep doing what ur doing jeff achmed ur awesome

[@barenyasahaofficial]

Jeff your talent is unmatched.. You are amazing.. ❤️ And Achmed is an amazing 🤣

[@thaiveds2738]

I just love Ahmed😂😂😂

[@victoriatsalagi4062]

Jeff gets a clear and elegant performance of a delicate staff always ...... and "A-C-flem......" I find him innocent and tremendously tender trapped in an apparently tough job for him to do. .. every now and then, more now than then I play the video once, twice and.... I find myself in a kind of addiction to : God damn it!.... silence! I'll kill you! and many naïf expressions such as what? no, I'm not! I feel fine.... or when finds himself making a joke! so tender! this video is top #1 in my list; every time my son Àlex sees me approaching at his room, laughing with the mobile in my hands feels sick🤢: "oh shit! not you and Achmed again!" 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@victoriatsalagi4062]

greatings from Barcelona!

[@victoriatsalagi4062]

oops, greetings! 🤩

[@hanan3730]

You r only one knows that the name is Ahmed not achmed what ever it is and this idiot making fun and using are Mohammed (the profit) one of his names Ahmed

[@hanan3730]

The profit names (Mohammed/Ahmed/ elmoustafa)

[@hopemcamis8082]

gotta love achmed he's funny as hell

[@romans6405]

I loved this special

[@haleydavis7856]

I love all this dark humor, thank you for making me smile. =3