Why Mario Kart Wii Is DOPE

[@Ijustwastedyourtime0]

Holy shit I didn't expect to be in a KZbin video today! Hail to the corn king!

[@CorneliusBornelius]

glad to have a great member of the field featured for his efforts 🌽🤝

[@deathechovii]

Welcome to the cornfield 🌽

[@IceDanWIR]

This guy just showed up and started making killer content

[@CorneliusBornelius]

thanks big dawg i’d been watching youtube for so long that i was just like “yeah i could do that”

[@senseiii3986]

Nah bro he's been dropping fire shit for fucking yearssssss. How have you not heard about him????

[@CplRanga]

He is truly bringing the Jake-Like into the modern era

[@andreas5341]

@@CorneliusBornelius You can! And you are!

[@mikavert]

your channel is so underrated. here before you skyrocket to a million+ views homie!!!

[@CorneliusBornelius]

yoooo thank you so much!! appreciate you being here and the kind words. let’s take this channel to the top together

[@galileo_the_star_lion]

toad absolutely union busts. look at all the osha violations. he does NOT care for the safety of his workers, and would probably toss anyone who tries to call him out under those piston crusher things.

[@CorneliusBornelius]

toad is the CEO of worker abuse

[@TINY_dan_CER]

So many fond memories on school buses playing MarioKart DS with friends. The “DS Download” function that enabled friends who didn’t own the game but had a DS to actually play along with others was groundbreaking. So many fond memories of us chirping at each other from different rows on the bus. Also, thank you for these videos. You and @InternetPitstop have incredible energy. I hope you two do a collab sometime.

[@CorneliusBornelius]

internet pit stop rules if two white dudes put their two green screens together we might shatter the internet as we know it today

[@CorneliusBornelius]

also allowing other people a license to the game to get them to play without a copy was the coolest thing nintendo ever did

[@batarnakdekosse1312]

So many good memories playing "don't drink and drive" chugging pbr and flinging my whole body left and right with every turn, absolutely GOATed title

[@CorneliusBornelius]

mario kart wii is a drunk driving simulator

[@BO.zac.k]

Keep making videos bro this was one of the best parts of my day tbh

[@CorneliusBornelius]

this was such a nice comment. thanks beast. i’ll keep making videos for sure

[@XxLugnutxX]

CORNSPIRACY: Toad is making MILLIONS off of his automotive industry. Toad himself pays nintendo to release new kart games under the guise of Mario so he can continue to hustle cars and usurp the toadstool monarchy.

[@CorneliusBornelius]

this is the most legitimate reason i’ve seen for toad having a factory. we must take down his empire!

[@SpeedBlazer99]

not only that but Mario Kart as a sport was started by bootleggers modifying their karts/bikes for smuggling contraband in the mushroom kingdom and outrunning authority

[@DieselChuck]

Dude, these vids are so ridiculously dope. Keep ‘em coming!!!

[@CorneliusBornelius]

thanks beast!! will do, as long as y’all keep rockin with me!

[@lukenotskywalker9947]

A bit late to the party but this video is an absolute banger! Great to see the corn field come together and give their take - loving this content so far. P.S. your voice is phenomenal. Merry Christmas Mr Corn 🌽

[@CorneliusBornelius]

glad to have showcased your comment! merry christmas to you as well

[@SenatorStink]

This game was such a huge part of my childhood, 3 stars on every single cup and all characters unlocked felt like I won the lottery. It took so much effort just too unlock Rosalina. I miss those days dearly.

[@CorneliusBornelius]

fire it back up!!! blow the dust off it

[@seventhxsagegaming]

My favorite part of these videos is the corn born lore

[@CorneliusBornelius]

it grows with every new installment

[@kylekelly7474]

Me and my bro had a drinking game Mario kart. It was called " don't drink & drive". You and your opponent would each have the same amount of booze and all u had to do was beat the race with an empty drink but to drink you had to completely stop your car. It was fun af

[@CorneliusBornelius]

this is an awesome drinking game lol i need to try it sometime

[@WiseAli1]

Thank you for reigniting my interest in these games I used to play as a kid. I’m already 3 badges into FireRed after your video about it, and I started Mario Kart DS back up. Thanks a ton! These games were and are so fun.

[@CorneliusBornelius]

thank you for being a part of the corn field! i’m so glad we can revisit these games together and appreciate them with fully developed brains instead of being 5 lol

[@Jadermater]

Love you Corn! Thanks for dropping bangers out of nowhere!

[@CorneliusBornelius]

@@Jadermater i love you! thanks for watching and enjoying!

[@LastGunslinger94]

You did it!! I've been studying like a madman. I'm gonna slay this test tomorrow. Now i can decompress a bit with my new favorite youtuber! Idk where you learned to make such killer content, but you're great, and I love you. Now, to keep up my end of the bargain! And I dont have to cut my nails too close, yay!

[@CorneliusBornelius]

YOU GOT THIS BEAST!! DO IT FOR THE CORN FIELD! SO PROUD OF YOU!!

[@LastGunslinger94]

@CorneliusBornelius I did it for the corn field!! Joining your brother in the A&P world! I held up my end, too! You're truly awesome, actually engaging with your people, I've never had this kind of exchange with a content creator. You've got a die-hard fan and friend in me forever. Gonna be my first membership ever the moment I start pulling in a paycheck (jobs already lined up). I want to check out your band, but I'm not on any social media, unless you consider YT "social media" can I find yall somewhere else?

[@TheHokieDoke]

How does this guy just show up out of the blue with the best videos on KZbin right now. Killing it dude!

[@CorneliusBornelius]

Thank you so much! Figured it was time to throw my hat in the ring

[@shyglizzy3436]

My goat, my corn. Best Crimits present i could’ve asked for. Cheers mate 🤝

[@CorneliusBornelius]

cheers brother 🤝🌽 merry christmas

[@carlhilliard9285]

This is exactly what I wanted for Christmas

[@CorneliusBornelius]

mary christmas 🌽🤝

[@noodello]

The items are so broken lmao, i love how dumb the thunder cloud is and the fact you can block the bridge on Jungle Parkway with fake item boxes is crazy

[@CorneliusBornelius]

i love clips where someone gets red shelled blue shelled thunder clouded pow blocked and inked all in one setting

[@drath16]

Bro the random burps have been some of the best moments in the last few videos

[@CorneliusBornelius]

it’s bc i’m talking so fast and breathing air into my stomach 😭😭

[@aw5878]

Toad is totally making WMDs in his factory

[@CorneliusBornelius]

don’t tell bush this toad will be invaded any second now

[@itstimmytime9559]

This guy is going somewhere, so hyped I’m at the start of it

[@CorneliusBornelius]

so glad that you’re apart of the field my brother

[@SpeedBlazer99]

I grew up with this game, my first experience with this game I was in my late-toddler years in the late 2000s, when I walked into the living room and I saw my dad holding a white steering wheel in the air and on the TV a dude wearing red driving a racecar around a track, I asked to play, he let me play and the rest was history

[@CorneliusBornelius]

life altering moment. glad we could relive together

[@harterism]

I told you I was okay with it.... I am one with the field now.

[@CorneliusBornelius]

AHA! Converted! Welcome 🌽🤝

[@PhantoRoyce]

I subbed thinking this was a 300k plus channel judging by the production value and length but holy shit. Keep it up and you got a future on this site,bro

[@CorneliusBornelius]

thanks brother, this means the world. so glad to have you on the team

[@kuyperian-yt]

More Corn Born history lessons please, that caught me off guard and now I'm dyying with laughter

[@CorneliusBornelius]

felt i’d was appropriate to remind a specific body of land who the king of flank is

[@flyr6673]

Thank you corn born for another banger. We love you corny borny

[@CorneliusBornelius]

i love you so much

[@kingbeelee8180]

George Washington had blue shells and bullet bills. What were we meant to do?

[@CorneliusBornelius]

aight now i’m getting schooled i didn’t know he had that king of weaponry total unfair advantage

[@Rerim47]

The “launch off” is crazy

[@CorneliusBornelius]

gettin that extra boost helps so much at the beginning

[@dovaminer]

Your Fire Res video really got viral. Can’t wait to see your band pop off

[@CorneliusBornelius]

thanks boss! yeah i got lucky with that one. hopefully its repeated success. thanks for being here!

[@antsinmyeyesjohnson5076]

Great video as usual. Reminded me of when I worked my first job before I was actually of legal working age and saved all summer to buy a PS3……..And then like a week or two later they cut the price in half🙃 Still worth it

[@CorneliusBornelius]

shoulda popped that boy back in the box and refunded it. still worth it everytime. thanks for watching brother

[@Murphjammin]

Nothing like a visit to the Cornfield to cap off my weekend

[@CorneliusBornelius]

welcome in, stay for a while 🌽🤝

[@Subzerobyrd]

Bro the hype around the Wii when it launched was unreal, Mario kart Wii was legendary

[@CorneliusBornelius]

it was insane hype. everyone i knew had it. except me lol

[@Subzerobyrd]

@ my little brother got one when we were still in school and I’d kick his ass in it every chance I got hahaha 😂 shy guy reigns supreme

[@YungMecha]

Common CornBorn W! MK Wii was a huge one, there's a reason people still play that shit to this day, it's a blast

[@CorneliusBornelius]

thanks beast! incredible game and still leaves its legacy in pop culture. banger game, real introduction to the mainstream!

[@lil_wooper1871]

This got me thinking about where coconut mall is exactly on isle Delfino. I thought the only logical place they could put it would be between the air strip and the plaza to catch tourists and take their money BUT that would put it at the base of the mountain, which isn't visible in any of the outdoor sections. the mall parking lot is built on a beach that has small outcroppings of islands and the only place like that is Gelato beach. They destroyed gelato beach and put a mall on it.

[@CorneliusBornelius]

first a racing track on the square then the mall. man their melons must not be selling well

[@fireplacehoagies]

Another banger, my guy

[@CorneliusBornelius]

beast mode unlocked corn field activated ready to take on gamestop one rom at a time

[@CaptJack88]

Dude yes keep it coming!!!!

[@CorneliusBornelius]

rollin, rollin, rollin like a river

[@wesleyfletcher1903]

Merry Christmas dude

[@CorneliusBornelius]

merry christmas my friend

[@gargoil0624]

This guys channel is about to absolutely pop off in 2025 all love ❤

[@Existentialcrisis_1488]

I remember begging my parents for a Wii and my little ass opening it up for Christmas in 2007. I was so pumped, core memory there.

[@CorneliusBornelius]

you were one of the lucky 100 million

[@notrybro]

another banger video bro love it keep it up

[@CorneliusBornelius]

thanks brother i appreciate you being a part of the journey

[@Akumask1965]

And with that, this 24th is absolutely perfect !

[@CorneliusBornelius]

thank you beast. appreciate you watching so much

[@BaconThief1978]

Shout Out to Maple Treeway for being my pookie bear

[@CorneliusBornelius]

maple tree way is such a banger. def one of my favorites

[@izac04]

As a kid my dad made it on the world leaderboard for a bit somehow that’s the coolest thing he’s done

[@CorneliusBornelius]

he also made you my friend. and you’re pretty cool. shoutout dad for raising you and cooking grand prix cups

[@PaddyLonglegs]

I mean this as the highest praise possible-you remind me of Phillip Seymour Hoffmans character in Along Came Polly-RAIN DANCE.

[@CorneliusBornelius]

i’ll have to check this movie out!! thanks for the recommendation

[@Tibstradamus]

This is a wait to get home from work type video

[@CorneliusBornelius]

man said imma put this in my back pocket, crack open a tv dinner and watch corn on the big screen

[@davidumansky9601]

I can’t get over I’ll comment someone left on a previous video saying “this guy has the charisma and scales of a content creator with 500,000 more subscribers than he actually has

[@CorneliusBornelius]

thank you my friend. just havin fun with it. glad people are rockin with the corn

[@danothedinosaur]

loving the videos, good stuff. would love to see a video on the namco museum game, I played that so much for PS2

[@CorneliusBornelius]

great suggestion! i had that for gameboy. would be a fun video

[@Emmer_]

Look at that fabulous hat. Oh great video too. I was just distracted by the hat.

[@CorneliusBornelius]

thank you. shoutout target. $5

[@cjsdizzy]

This is to this day still my favorite mario kart of all time

[@CorneliusBornelius]

same, mario kart 8 deluxe a close second tbh

[@The1Tall1Small]

177 comments for 1800 views just proves how good this guys content is

[@CorneliusBornelius]

well you gotta take into consideration i try to reply to every comment. hope that doesn’t skew numbas or figures but i want to make sure everyone who took time out to comment feels heard

[@StorytimeSketcher]

Here before this guy gets famous! Great video Corn Born! Since I entered the corn field I have been binge watching you content and it's dope. What song is in the background in 5:15?

[@CorneliusBornelius]

thanks beast! appreciate you enjoying the videos. i wrote all the music in the background!

[@StorytimeSketcher]

what!?!? That's so cool! You are a very talented corn!

[@naomipenelopemccarthy9737]

I love this video. I currently have a Nintendo Wii but I don't currently have Mario kart Wii but now I want to get it. Anyway thank you for your video. I enjoyed it.

[@CorneliusBornelius]

thanks for watching!! you should grab a copy of mario kart!

[@Timentesmusic]

dry bones forever and... speaking about toad's "factory" is strictly forbidden within the mushroom kingdom

[@CorneliusBornelius]

so he can avoid regulations from big government

[@eS_DOOM]

corn sold his soul to make somr of the best vids on the platform

[@CorneliusBornelius]

i like this conspiracy

[@Swaggbox]

Thank you Corn Born man can not miss

[@CorneliusBornelius]

🤝🌽 thanks beast. your words of encouragement keep me going

[@Swaggbox]

​@CorneliusBornelius thank you corn born your videos feel like im.listening to one of my boys I grew up with out in the 317 talking about video games. Thank you for the videos

[@Myiic]

I got this game for Christmas in 2010 after asking for it over and over again to my mom. It was the first time I actually cried over a gift I was given lol

[@CorneliusBornelius]

this is such a sick memory to have attached to this game. first gift i ever cried receiving was the PS2. thanks for watching beast

[@kizza4911]

Mirror mode lightning cup has been the only cup I haven't been able to gold in 14 years so I just bought a copy of mario galaxy off ebay to unlock Rosalina

[@CorneliusBornelius]

you can do it. i believe in you my friend

[@joeymarvin9559]

From the corn..we rise!

[@CorneliusBornelius]

children of the corn

[@Gryngo99]

Something about this game is peak gaming

[@CorneliusBornelius]

it’s diddy kong man he ties the whole thing together

[@soopthedog7236]

Merry Christmas Mr Born may next year be filled with joyous whimsy

[@CorneliusBornelius]

merry christmas to you may your heart be filled with merry times and glad tidings

[@SeattleSupers23]

18:50 lmao bro wtf is wrong with people? A lot of sad sacks in this world huh. I love your videos man, keep doing you. Merry Christmas!

[@CorneliusBornelius]

that was the first comment i ever received on this channel. i wear it like a badge of honor

[@zanacos1]

i love you, man born within the corn

[@CorneliusBornelius]

i love you so much

[@CorneliusBornelius]

i love you so much

[@yawg691]

At first I was like "Okay buddy. Come on now Corn Born, Ultra Shortcuts are just a speedrun thi-" and THEN I thought about the one on Mushroom Gorge where you go sideways across the damn side of the mountain wall at the start. If my friend did that shit I'd have tackled his ass out my window lmao

[@CorneliusBornelius]

exactly!! they’re dope but not when we’re just chillin hangin out

[@aykarain]

11:20 WHEN WAS N64 WARIO STADIUM IN WII

[@Greendawn-di3dl]

Oh damn boys he did it

[@CorneliusBornelius]

so live so live after 24 hours in 2 days we are edited posted and doped up

[@mayou2125]

funky kong, certified flex offender

[@lunchtiem]

Good shit brother

[@sarahgomez1976]

Funniest video I ever seen plus the way u talked bout it was freaking hilarious🤣. Ps: I use to have Wii, had several games but my family members played it too much. Ps: Funky kong sounds like a version of the next generation of Donkey Kong.

[@CorneliusBornelius]

thanks for watching 🌽🤝 i don’t think you can ever play the wii enough

[@MrAweeze]

Can you please enrich my life with the "corn born" origin story

[@CorneliusBornelius]

@@MrAweeze of the name or the channel?

[@MrAweeze]

@CorneliusBornelius whichever you have time for. I'm curious as to why a gamer would make a channel called "corn born". Enlighten me, O king of the kernels Related anecdote: When me and a particular friend were teenagers and blitzed off of other green plants and beverages, I'd tell him the kernels comprising the corn fields surrounding my rural home were sentient evil creatures called "the kernels" and they were coming to get him. I'd shriek "the kernels are coming!" While aggressively assaulting him with my hands. He freaked every time. I learned later on he may also have had a mental condition that made him more susceptible to drugs, so I feel kinda bad in hindsight

[@CorneliusBornelius]

corn born was nickname for me “connor boren” to “corn born” so i just figured it was a good name for an online persona the channel stemmed bc i just loved playing games from my childhood, and just older games in general as it felt like the majority of those games are still filled with character. so why not make videos out of the thing i love? thanks for watching my friend

[@Boosted_Juice]

Bruh, how is your channel not bigger.

[@CorneliusBornelius]

just happy to be here my friend 🌽🤝 glad you’re here too

[@91622]

Love the content bro. Gonna stick around awhile if that’s cool with you.

[@CorneliusBornelius]

you are forever welcome in the corn field my friend

[@Cian_RH]

Merry Christmas to Corn Born and all corns born from his corn 🫡

[@CorneliusBornelius]

merry christmas to all my kernels and to all a good night

[@ClearReach]

Great vid 🙌

[@CorneliusBornelius]

thanks brother. OG corn fan rise up. appreciate you being here every release

[@ClearReach]

@@CorneliusBornelius gotta stay in the cornfield for a while🙌 merry Christmas 🎄

[@Particular-Player]

I like mario kart wii because it is pretty fun

[@CorneliusBornelius]

this is a synopsis of this video

[@Particular-Player]

@@CorneliusBornelius i am synopsis man

[@roysourboy358]

this channel is good. you agree

[@CorneliusBornelius]

i think it’s not bad

[@Yanni1845]

here within 6 min feels good man

[@CorneliusBornelius]

a real one 🌽🤝

[@jahburgers]

Corn Born i need a video on why Mario Super Sluggers is dope

[@CorneliusBornelius]

this is a great suggestion. need to play it

[@deathechovii]

Still got the the wii wheel but no game or the wii for that matter. Still, good memories with the game as it was the first mario kart I owned.

[@CorneliusBornelius]

hit up fb marketplace lets just hope the corn field alone doesn’t inflate the market of wii’s

[@aykarain]

14:03 didnt mkwii also add halfpipes or is that insignificant

[@CorneliusBornelius]

yes it did introduce those as well but in the grand scheme of new gimmicks the wii remote was the golden child

[@ezragonzalez7075]

I’m joining the baby hate train. They could put out small characters from games like Mario Rpg characters like Mallow or Geno or 1000 year door characters like Goombella. Nabbit from Wii U and wonder, Cappy from Odyssey, freaking professor E.Gadd but instead they decide to do baby forms of main characters. Could’ve added Kirby for a small character for dlc or oilmar since they added Link and Animal crossing.

[@ezragonzalez7075]

One thing I like about marvel rivals is how you can view the lore of obscure characters and maybe you could use those on obscure characters like Madame Flurrie or Fawful. Mario has a deep bag of characters and can go toe to toe with Marvel in terms of roster but no we got freaking baby skins like some loony toons

[@CorneliusBornelius]

this is all bars. total lack of creativity. maybe it was to appeal to a younger audience?

[@Morrowclaw]

That sweater is dope.

[@CorneliusBornelius]

shoutout walmart fr $12

[@TheThermalheat]

Accidentally googled “dolphin Nintendo” and now I’m writing this comment behind bars 😭😭

[@CorneliusBornelius]

NOOOOOOO FREE HIM ASAP

[@AntoG]

I AM INVESTING IN CORN BORN STOCKS

[@CorneliusBornelius]

🤝🌽 $corn hitting the market asap and I SWEAR ITS NOT A RUG PULL (they always are)

[@stokeslinger8169]

your voice and cadence keep me going

[@CorneliusBornelius]

thank you so much, i appreciate this

[@stubrutv]

This channel is dope

[@CorneliusBornelius]

nah you’re dope

[@BennyOkay]

You’re a genius

[@zachsstillhere4012]

I miss old Corn Born (I’m only saying this because this is how you know you’ve made it)

[@CorneliusBornelius]

the “old corn born” (2 months ago) someday i’ll upgrade to a real camera instead of my phone and people will be like “OH GOD HE SOLD OUT”

[@kylekelly7474]

No way!!Indiana in the house!!😂

[@CorneliusBornelius]

og 219 to 317 baby

[@kylekelly7474]

@@CorneliusBornelius niiice! straight up 812 bromie

[@workinonupbro]

what are you guys looking at made me choke on my food you're so funny

[@CorneliusBornelius]

hahaha i’m glad you enjoyed that bit. thanks for watching

[@aykarain]

20:13 actually rob was originally in mario kart ds

[@CorneliusBornelius]

but yea he originally got released with the first NES

[@connorshields6890]

I’ve been trying to connect my Wii online and it worked for a minute and now it won’t let me connect anyone know where a good explanation is

[@CorneliusBornelius]

someone help this man out ASAP

[@BennyOkay]

My brother I am BEGGING you to make a video about the GAMECUBE version of Mario baseball and bonus points if you talk about the competitive scene

[@CorneliusBornelius]

this is a great suggestion!! i’ve only played once or twice. would be fun to get into!

[@Lcg_fgc]

Here before he hits 50k subs

[@CorneliusBornelius]

fingers crossed my friend. hopefully people keep rocking with the corn

[@NoxisFlak-Heyhowareya]

You do have Jack Black from School of Rock energy (This is a compliment)

[@CorneliusBornelius]

thank you my friend 🤝

[@georgemack4052]

Keep it up Mr corn guy

[@CorneliusBornelius]

thanks mr georgemack4052 guy appreciate you being here

[@collincarabine3511]

MK Wii's trek to completion is a tale for the ages. I mean, that feeling of unlocking the characters and vehicles has been unparalleled since. Sweating through the Time Trial ghosts... rewarding! Unlocking Rosalina through a Mario Galaxy save file? Genius! Mastering that gimmicky Wii Wheel through online tournaments to obtain gold mastery on your profile? That's a feeling I shan't obtain again. Oh, and need I forget the most pivotal drive, the 'cremè de la crop'... F U N K Y K O N G I rest my case, sir!

[@CorneliusBornelius]

i want to be funky kong so bad

[@MrAlihassanein]

Corn on my bday, let’s go

[@CorneliusBornelius]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEAST

[@MrAlihassanein]

@@CorneliusBornelius I think I got some stuck in my teeth and imma leave it there til next year

[@chanelvintage0]

Banger vids only

[@CorneliusBornelius]

🤝🤝 appreciate the kind words my friend