Why My Video Titles (Intentionally) Suck

[@Drjordanbreeding]

If you want to help me continue making the stupidest, most poorly marketed videos of all time, consider joining my Patreon! www.patreon.com/drjordanbreeding

[@ronat16]

"They're stupid... stupid videos. But they're fun. I like them" How I'm going to introduce this series to people going forward

[@Drjordanbreeding]

It's pretty accurate haha

[@acgeewhiz]

Accurate and informative. Weeds out people who don’t want to watch that particular kind of video, but instantly increases the odds of endearing them to those of us who do, lol.

[@ronat16]

Like the Turing test but for chaotic neutral movie lovers. The Breeding tesoh no wait no I'll workshop the name

[@Drjordanbreeding]

@@acgeewhiz well thanks for saying that!

[@DJ12245]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Drjordanbreeding]

To be clear, I don't think those comments are bad! I actually really appreciate constructive feedback like that! You all are the best!

[@soral94]

No you are the best!!

[@atanamorell2]

​@@soral94True story 🎉

[@LiamWakefield]

@soral94 No, you.

[@merphul]

your content is the most artistic and appropriate use of the BK Whopper jingle on the planet. Even better than actually being used to sell Whoppers.

[@theOneOnlyTed]

Your onlyfans must be amazing

[@jlocke2171]

Your videos are amazing Jordan. I hope the rudeness and critism doesn't get to you

[@Drjordanbreeding]

They weren't being rude at all! I actually really appreciated it!

[@jlocke2171]

@Drjordanbreeding oh good I'm glad lol. I couldn't tell if the last piece was a joke or not (it being bad or you suck) Keep up the good work dude!

[@ChefJayAre]

Hey Jordan, I've been a Breeder since the before times, when we were on the crack, and I just have to say your content is such a pleasure to watch, and that I find your style more entertaining because of the change in formula. It does indeed trigger a happy feeling of "Oh my god yes 3+ hours of movies with this dude that I connect with easily from a storytelling, and comedic perspective" where many long formed videos give me the "oh god no, please no" Long story short, I love you. I love your content. I hope you know you've made a wonderful decision, and will foster a genuinely appreciative community. Good day, sir.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Wow that's really kind of you to say! Thanks so much!

[@liamnehren1054]

@@Drjordanbreeding btw congrats for getting off of crack XD

[@WhoIsRaphaelLeraux]

Honestly, I love the extra-long videos. I have terrible insomnia and will end up awake throughout the entire night. Those videos always help me get through those nights with my sanity.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Well, I'm glad they're good for something!

[@WhoIsRaphaelLeraux]

@@Drjordanbreeding They definitely are. The "long story shortish" playlist always comes in handy

[@codesray]

Omg same, that’s what I use them for 😂

[@c-130turbo3]

CHANGE NOTHING, your channel is your channel, they do not like it, then they watch something else, your humor of course will not land every time, but it would be weird if it did, on a side note you ROCK !!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha I think I may have oversold the criticism thing. I'm not worried about that at all! I just wanted to talk about something interesting!

[@c-130turbo3]

@@Drjordanbreedinghey i hear ya, and you did strike a cord with me about how the minutes watched ect.. i make AMVs and when i get 30,000 minutes watched in a month on 3min videos i did good right? it is a whole dark deep confusing mess, however ponder this you have 14k subs but you content gets over 100k views consistantly ummm that is a good thing, i know i can be overly positive at times as i tend to comment on every video you make, but, i am no troll, and i have a very good idea of how much you and you team put into your work, so you do you, and we on the other side of the screen will be hear to watch and enjoy ps i do watch other peoples videos on youtube too lol

[@Drjordanbreeding]

@@c-130turbo3 30,000 minutes watched is great! Hanging on a single channel for a long time is also good

[@c-130turbo3]

@@Drjordanbreedingoh no worries, it was just an example,

[@philarmstrong2873]

Absolutely loved this look behind your thought process. Your channel is an absolute gem of the internet. Seriously can't wait for the next video!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Thank you so much!! Terminator will be here before you know it haha

[@nicemuse1956]

@@DrjordanbreedingI am excited for the Terminator video P.S.I think your video editor is the best out there… laser precise and great timing!!!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

@@nicemuse1956 ha well the main editor is me, but I’ve got a lot of help!

[@captainjackknife5817]

I love your videos. Because I hate you too, and seeing you get locked in places while you explain some of my favorite movies, while obviously being hilarious to appease your captor, is one of the pure joys in my life. In fact, I can't wait until the next time you get abducted and explain a movie franchise for, hopefully, longer than an hour, because those are my favorite. Jordan suffers so much in those.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha well that’s goooooood

[@zane3947]

I can say for me it works exactly as intended, I love that I don’t have to know or even like the movies you’re covering to have a great time with the videos. Very cool to see how the behind the scenes analytics work

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Great to hear!

[@NineNerdYards]

Thank you. My videos also suck. (I’ve admired your work for years and didn’t realize you moved from cracked until recently)

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Yep! Back in February!

[@finalgirlbunker6015]

I am an actual fan who is excited for the next video. 🤘 Nothing constructive to add. Just sending positive vibes.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Awesome! Thank you!

[@Flagellawiggler]

Your jokes are too frequent … HAHAHA! Balderdash! That is heaps part of the charm and watchability. You guys nail it with the jokes, and the editing, and the editing jokes all the time! I can’t always watch the long vids in one sitting (because of time chunk availability), but I always watch them and I always look forward to them. Yay!

[@NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJ]

Your (long) video's are a great way to spend a lazy Sunday.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

I sure hope so!

[@darkmadder762]

I was happy when you popped up and revived cracked. It was different of course. But that's cuz ur ur own person. I like the idea of the long vids that feel like stream of consciousness boiled into coffee.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha yeah that's a good way to describe them

[@notimeforcameras]

Very informative, thanks for taking the time to explain some of the back-end voodoo of KZbin!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Glad it was helpful!

[@veeva99]

I'm honestly here for the comedy and chaos of the videos, if I want to actually refresh myself on the timeline of a franchise or if I'm looking for actual observations, I would go to the likes of Deadmeat or CZsWorld. I love the videos for what they are and they are a great thing for me to have on in the background while I game. I've also fallen asleep to the Scream, SAW and Final Destination videos one too many times.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

That's perfect! Other people do other things very well.

[@c-130turbo3]

okay wow i do the same thing i turn down the Game sound and Trun Up Dr Jordan, i play Halo while he talks Sharknado, i may not be watching but i burst out into laughter in the middle of game and my team wonders why. so cool

[@Holyrelic1279]

im very happy to be the 1/3rd that watches the whole video, twice. i enjoy the way your videos are jordan (if thats your real name) keep up the good work.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Wow that's amazing! I appreciate that!

[@DaveyyWaveyy]

As a bottom of the funnel viewer i can confirm that after watching a video of yours i got immediately hooked and started working my way backwards through your other stuff and even through your stuff on cracked which i hadn't seen before.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Oh awesome!

[@transagenda]

In it for the long haul, DJB!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Heck yeah thank you!

[@markdailey4519]

Oh Jordan you son of a goat herder. That ending was great! I was wondering if you were actually gonna swipe it. Fuck man your the most integrated, accessible and engaging creator I’ve seen in probably a decade. Love it man. ❤

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Hahaha thanks so much!

[@annah5497]

I love your videos! I can't really watch them all at once but I do eventually finish them after three or four sessions

[@Drjordanbreeding]

That's totally fine haha

[@RoseWinchester2011]

Honestly, I love the stream-of-consciousness way you do your long-form videos - it's why I watch them! The chaos and jokes (and abs) are why I love watching them - I've seen most of these films before and I like your takes/descriptions of them. I've followed you here from the crack times and am incredibly pleased I came with you - keep doing you dude, you're the best.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

I'm glad you dig it!

[@EvilFluffyTuna]

I'm always super interested in all the behind the scenes stuff for... well pretty much anything, so I really appreciated this video explaining your thought processes! I also find it interesting that, despite them being probably the longest videos of any of the channels I am subbed to, I am much more likely to go back and rewatch yours for reasons I cannot fully comprehend. They sort of fill that same space as watching your favourite sitcom for the 20th time, I can stick on your Scream video when nothing else is grabbing my attention and happily chill and watch it again!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Yeah they’ve got something interesting to them that I find kind of endlessly rewatchable too!

[@Klm49]

Yes, yes, yes!! Agree completely - the almost inexplicable appeal, the returning to watch again, the longest form content I watch!

[@marea707]

Like many other have said, I love the extra long videos! I love getting a notification from this channel or the Patreon and finding out it's 3 hours of your wonderfully stupid video time. It gives me a special kind of joy that, honestly, very few content creators give me. It's always a fun time. Thank you for that, honestly. Also, 100% here for future unnecessarly difficult and/or stupid ideas. Can't wait!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha well I really, really appreciate you being here and giving me a chance!

[@teradul2480]

Thank you for the answer I was looking for. I will now never come back.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

NOoOOoOOOoooOOOOoOOOooooOOOOo

[@SparkIeMotion]

I love you and I hope you don't die until after me, cuz my life would suck without you in it. I appreciate all your hard work on these crazy long videos. I'm disabled and bedridden and every time I see you've released a new video, I'm happy that day! Thank you for not letting the dipshits at Cracked ruin your creativity or break you down. You're up there in the rank of DOB, Soren, and Swaim in my heart.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

I'm so sorry to hear that, but I'm also glad you like these stupid videos! I hope they're a welcome distraction from time to time

[@StillnessSessions]

I'm here for the chaos, fun and long titles

[@Drjordanbreeding]

More on the way!

[@hyperbison]

Man, I've been a fan since your debut in the cracked relaunch. These long videos have been great for me, especially at work when I'm just listening to it while doing my job. Even if I have never seen the series like sharknado, I'll happily watch it over and over for the jokes. And for the jokes being so quick that I may miss some, it gives me a reason to go back to rewatch it. I'll find something I missed and burst out laughing. Keep up the good work.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Well thanks so much for following me and my nonsense here!

[@Vashish666]

Who needs to feed their children when instead you can keep feeding us this delicious, delicious art.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Yesssss gooooood

[@a24396]

A thoughtful and interesting explanation. I'm really glad you shared your thinking, thanks for posting!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@HaqalDama]

I truly don't know how/why you don't have more subs. Such quality content. Although you did miss a great "completion" joke @ 3:49

[@Drjordanbreeding]

We’re pretty new! Just takes time

[@kariert]

I really appreciate how much thought you've put into all of this. What you are doing is working; I love your creative voice and I can definitely see how you can ensnare us in the bottom of your funnel to drain us of our algorithmic juices and nutrients for long-term rewards. Thank you for all you do.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

There's no point doing it if I don't THINK about it at least a little bit haha

[@gimbub]

Havjt even watched it yet Jordan, but you guys KNOW WHAT YOU DID!!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

I'VE DONE NOTHING

[@gimbub]

@Drjordanbreeding just finished watching it, and let me tell you.....HOW DARE YOU TAILOR YOUR CONTENT TO YOUR ESTABLISHED AUDIENCE AND NOT COMPROMISE TO HAVE MORE MASS APPEAL! Seriously though man, as someone who viewed your content on your cracked debut and have been relatively following you since, Bravo!!! 👏

[@aetherfukz]

Your long titles are hilarious, just like the videos themselves. Keep up the great work!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Thanks, will do!

[@ModernRogue]

This is fantastic.

[@ModernRogue]

OH SHIT I JUST GOT TO THE PART I AM IN!!!!

[@ModernRogue]

WTF. It's 3am and I'm literally in the middle of writing this book, and this was my momentary diversion... This is unbelievably weird to experience. Jordan: I'm writing the book to make the things! I'm very glad you are forcing me to write faster. You are beloved and awesome. -Brian

[@Drjordanbreeding]

BRIAN GO TO BED

[@NinaDuffy]

One of my favorite things are laughing at the titles. I fricking love it. It's nice you let it roll off your back. People are so strange, seriously 😂

[@LarryTownsend]

I love the titles of your videos, and the content of your videos, because I am one of those people who suck.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Yeah you definitely are haha

[@hulud]

You're videos are great. Don't change anything.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha okay thanks!

[@sailormars336]

Im literally going to show my boyfriend your video about Saw so he can go into X with as much information as I have and that’s all we need! Im not trying to see the Saw franchise Im trying to show him who John is before we see a John movie.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha hope that works!

[@atanamorell2]

Glad to be part of that 20% at the bottom of the funnel! Waiting eagerly for the next glorious, overlong festival of comedy 🎉

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha we’re happy you’re here!

[@TheEmbessyNetwork]

Absurd, yet catchy titles catch my interest... You had me at "I get sucked into a beernado until I explain all 6 Sharknado films"!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

That's a pretty classic title haha

[@TheTrevorB]

Out here doxxing my incognito mode google searches smh

[@Drjordanbreeding]

I SEE YOU

[@DirtyDancer_DB]

I love laughing and thinking! But the rippling ads are a bit distracting, maybe less oil? Love ya bro

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Nothing I can do about those bad boys unfortunately!

[@purplepurrpurrin]

It always makes me laugh when I pause a video to do math.

[@purplepurrpurrin]

2 minutes if anyone is wondering.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

What did you do math on? Haha

[@purplepurrpurrin]

@@Drjordanbreeding 20 encounters over 40 minutes.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

@@purplepurrpurrin heyoooo

[@justinalbin7272]

I'm quite pleased to have been sucked (in) by you Jordan. Your videos are great, and your channel is one of the few I actively look forward to seeing a new upload from.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Well I appreciate the uh sucking reception…?

[@GHZoner]

Or "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Stream"

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha sorta

[@cate7540]

I love your long videos explaining entire franchises. I usually end up watching the entire video at one time. Thank you for making these videos.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Glad you like them!

[@brknglasses2734]

I always try to be as mean as possible, because I need to feel like I'm helping content creators stay humble. Also I'm INCREDIBLY jealous, and I don't have the faculties to yeild useful introspection. As always, great video!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha thank you for all of it

[@clarentbloodarthurs]

i dont usually comment on videos but i wanted to just say that i absolutely love your videos! i get so excited for whenever you post a new franchise one & i watch them from beginning to end CONSTANTLY. its niche video content for sure but you definitely got a big fan out of me who will always come back to rewatch them!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Glad you like them! Glad you’re here!

[@theperfectmoviepodcast]

As someone trying to break into the YT algorithm I appreciate this bts strategy talk. Keep it up 👍

[@Drjordanbreeding]

It's a tricky thing, but thankfully I've had a lot of time to figure out what I'm good at and how to (hopefully) make it all work!

[@Morzox]

my man's just going by anime naming conventions, leave him alone. he's gotta finish "my little explanation of the entire jaws franchise can't be this cute in another world and also i'm a demon frog for some reason".

[@Drjordanbreeding]

I'm actually not upset about it haha

[@zombiedolt]

i appreciate you.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

I appreciate YOU!

[@jamespondy0]

These are the only long (and girthy) videos I watch. 20%ers, rise up!!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Ha well… good?

[@TiagoMorbusSa]

Jordan, I really hope you keep making these videos for as long as you want and hopefully many years. You are very funny and insightful and I'm glad I found you and your channel!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

More on the way!

[@eloskiify]

I rarely watch all 3 hours in one sitting but I love them in their entirety. The joke inserts are wonderful surprises when I see them (I usually listen/watch while playing video games).

[@RedMeansRecording]

"hey jordan why don't you consider changing everything about what makes your videos stupendous so the videos wont be as stupendous" (Please never stop being you and making what you want)

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha there’s really not that much pushback, I just often get lots of “algorithm friendly” advice that I think can be a bit too short sighted

[@nickcruz8748]

Don't you dare change a f***ing thing about the format of these movie reviews/critiques/summaries, or I will take a dump on that expensive monitor there. Somehow. Possibly. Or maybe I'll just take one on my monitor. Take that, The Man!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

YOU DONT CONTROL ME *sobs*

[@nickcruz8748]

@Drjordanbreeding That's IT! I just hacked and deleted your Uber Eats account--no delicious Wendy's hamburgers for your family tonight! HA HA! Okay, well, I actually deleted my own Uber Eats account, BUT THE POINT HAS BEEN MADE. Good day, sir!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

@@nickcruz8748 NOOOoooOoOoo

[@nickcruz8748]

@Drjordanbreeding In all seriousness, thanks for a million laughs, Jordan. In my opinion (and thousands of orher fans' opinions), you near-single-handedly resurrected Cracked and summoned Roger back from his realm. I'll never forget nearly passing out from laughter watching your "Fast and the Furious" recap.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

@@nickcruz8748 haha well you’re welcome! I’m glad you’ve enjoyed the stuff!

[@saral8625]

I often rewatch the long videos in the background while I'm working, and it's good to know that even if i don't finish the whole thing each time, it's still helpful to watch half of it. Also, love the Calvin and Hobbes in the background 😊

[@Drjordanbreeding]

I named my son Calvin haha

[@ArtemisandOllie]

I love your videos, and I hope KZbin can tell I’ve rewatched them MANY times. That’s what I love about it being long-it takes a few watches to get all the bits. ❤

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha yeah we try to make them super dense

[@EMurph42]

“The jokes are too frequent” Reminds me of the King in Amadeus, “too many notes” the human ear can only handle so many notes if that human is stupid. Never show those people Steven Wright, their brains will explode.

[@jem-alien]

I have really bad adhd, and when theres like a playlist with a bunch of videos in it, I'm very likely to forget where I am in the series and end up losing interest because I'm constantly searching for the place I was last up to. With the long videos, its so so much easier to just click on the video again and it'll immediately take me right back to where I was. Also due to my constant zoning out, I find myself rewatching your videos like, over and over and over so I don't miss any of the many MANY jokes and cutaways! Its like, the perfect format imho

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Well good!

[@soral94]

Ill be here for it all!! Bring on the stupid!!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Aye aye, Captain!

[@StarshineGoomba]

The title of your Friday the 13th video on my suggestions is what got me wanting to watch your videos. I didn't even see how long it was before I started watching it and when I did, I didn't really care. I loved it. I genuinely enjoy your videos, despite typically only liking videos no longer than twenty minutes. I've watched all of your videos so far, and I haven't even watched most of the movies in some of them.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Wow that’s great!

[@HandsomeLongshanks]

Your video titles being long and wordy are exactly why i watched your videos in the first place. Your JPM and ramblings are why i keep watching your videos. Hell, i put them on to fall asleep to sometimes because theyre a great background to my dreams.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Your dreams must be terrifying!

[@daanders3170]

Well atleast now I understand why I'm stuck at the bottom of the whirlpool with random quips from your videos popping up in my head throughout the days.

[@Chipayv]

Thank you for being yourself. That’s really all I want and hopefully what others want as well. Keep being weird.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Always!

[@KatT89]

Why is it always about length with dudes?

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Because we're all trying to satisfy that algo haha

[@TrueNorthWilds]

I for one really appreciate the long form video format and appreciate what you are doing. I've watched all your videos start to finish multiple times. You keep doing you!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Awesome! Thank you!

[@dianeharris6695]

I loved you bringing back cracked. I LOVE (and miss) your brand of your brain of crack. However, your every freaking movie series is simply my creme de la creme. Your content is so vital to my drives that I throw you a gallon of gas worth of money every month to keep up the good work. I very much appreciate what you do and your take on subjects.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Sure thing! Disclaimer: I haven't worked with Cracked since February!

[@AdrianChazz]

You won me over by running in front of a green screen while talking about Indiana Jones for 3 hours... Do you really think you need to explain you titles? lmao Whatever you post, I'll be sure to check out... 👍🏻👍🏻

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha we definitely make some stupid stuff!

[@EnigmaHarper]

I am a relatively new watcher and your content is exactly what I want from the bottom of the funnel.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Well welcome to the madness!

[@brandonvalentine4154]

I love your videos and I often binge watch your videos while I'm at work overnight. Your style is definitely unique and extremely entertaining plus I really love all the dumb digs at poor Dave for no reason.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

DAVE DESERVES IT

[@GregorBarclay]

“..and possibly even syphillis-stricken” pretty much burst me hahaha

[@Drjordanbreeding]

It’s true!

[@miceinattic]

Have to say I love your videos. Most of the time I watch them over night shift in the background. Helps me get through 12 pretty nicely.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

That is awesome!

[@mahmoudalaeddin9898]

Part of the 20% here ✋️

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Welcome!

[@Paz_Y_Pax]

Sure I can watch summaries anywhere, but with you I get a summation of dumb shit in these movies along with jokes and a metaplot framework. I really enjoy your work!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Ha well thank you!

[@Asmeasilleverbe]

I really like seeing the details on your view time because I low key always feel bad when I can’t watch a full long story short in one shot

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Oh it's totally fine. As long as you get to it eventually, that helps (but also, like, nothing is riding on YOU'RE viewership! Just watch when you can/as you want!)

[@jessrl8025]

I love your videos and the titles perfectly reflect the chaos that is your channel. Keep going, friend. Keep going.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Thank you very much!

[@samboyer2243]

also the fact you’re videos are listenable, long, and entertaining means i can listen while doing chores and stuff. i’ve watched all your videos at least 10 times and i started by putting them on while playing civ 5

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Oh that's a good way to do it haha

[@normalguyinthehouse]

Keep on doing your thing! The videos are great! You've definitely joined Cody Johnston, Robert Evans, and the rest of the Cracked Alum that weirdly make up most of my media consumption now!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Wow that's very kind of you to say!

[@buckysrevenge]

There are a few KZbinrs I watch whenever they put out a video even when they are well over an hour long, like hbomberguy or foldingideas. Don't change the format, I think it works well and I look forward to seeing more of what you do

[@skinnyllama420]

I recently found your channel and I watch the videos from start to finish while working. I really enjoy your content, thank you.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Welcome aboard!

[@taylorcollins5026]

i find myself constantly repeating jokes and sound bites from your videos and i love it so keep up the amazing work man!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha awesome!

[@jaimiepayano862]

That is exact thing happened to me with your content. I think KZbin recommended one of your videos and I loved it so much that I subscribed and spent the next couple of days watching all of the videos on the channel. The humor is right up my alley and I am excited for every new upload. No matter the title, no matter how long it is. I watched all of that godforsaken Sharknado video and although I can not stand that franchise, your jokes and delivery made me stay.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

That's great! That's the goal!

[@joecastro9977]

Your art was the reasons I resubscribed to Cracked in the first place and your departure was why I left lol. Your style is good good fun and unique. Good work!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Thanks for following me here!

[@rileyxsko]

Man I love your videos, the Every Freaking... Series is right up my alley. I think I've watched each of those like 10x a piece if not more.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Awesome!

[@PanAndScanBuddy]

Honestly, love the style. It's very fun and sets you apart in an increasingly crowded marketplace full of people trying to make cram videos and retrospectives, reviews, nostalgia dumps, and of course, overly pedantic video essays that go so far up their own asshole that after watching 10,000 hours you are officially a proctologist and you can print out your KZbin degree.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Ha yeah I hope it's got it's own flavor

[@Debraka]

Your content stands out among the rest of them, and I look forward to see your new vids on my recommended page.

[@nkwhite]

I agree with every DON'T YOU CHANGE A THING comment that everyone else has made. Thank you

[@Drjordanbreeding]

I’ll tryyyyy

[@nkwhite]

@@Drjordanbreeding 😊

[@nicholasbrown6258]

I love your content as is. Never change. In fact. I want to work with you. Just to be a shield from the crap you get. Stay strong and keep pumping out those amazing videos

[@misterburbs3848]

This is why I watch you. This is why I watch Brian David Gilbert. I still love generic shenanigans but you do good work, my dude.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

BDG is a hero of mine for sure

[@sebastian1236669]

This was really informative. I'm also glad to hear that watch time matters over completion time, since I tend to watch your videos in mostly 1 hour chunks when I can sneak in some down time.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

For sure!

[@cecilboyd1692]

I always thought if you made shorter videos you might get more engagement. 30 minutes or 3 hours I'm always watching cause your brand of comedy is right in my wheelhouse. I hope to get to watch these videos for a long time but you need more eyeballs for that so i thought the length was a concern. It's really cool you're doing this your way and getting the eyeballs you want. You the man Breeding. Thanks for the content!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Yeah we’ll just have to see where it all leads! Thanks so much for watching!

[@j.columbus9240]

I subscribed to Cracked once I saw one of your vids. I really appreciate your style. Once I notice I didn't had the doc at Cracked it wasn't the same for me. Glad you are still making good content.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Welcome aboard! Thanks for following me over here!

[@robertlawson3531]

Insert constructive criticism here.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

WATCH OUT! YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN A VIDEO!

[@robertlawson3531]

Not gonna lie, that's awesome! I put your long story short-ish videos on in the background while Im working!

[@nikkilb]

I love your long, confusion , silly , funny , videos. Keep it up.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Thanks, will do!

[@bloodmooncomics2249]

I like the long titles. I get a chuckle out of them.

[@TheCheat420]

"That's 20 sexual encounters!" I think Dave could get that number higher. Being a sex pest and all.

[@Klm49]

I LOVE and re-watch your videos, even the insanely long-ass and deeply batshit crazy videos covering entire franchises! Often, I put them on when I cannot sleep at midnight... and then, find myself even less likely to go to sleep as I hear something funny I hadn't heard the first go round. Sooooo, anyone attempting to demand coherency or brevity or adherence to linear narratives can go drink a bunch of coconut red bull and then run in circles until they pass out and get sunburned!! But for me: never change Jordan. Never Change. Also, I've always loved Cracked as a channel going back to the Age Of O'Brien and those café sketches. AND I asked Jordan a question like a couple years ago and he answered directly and specifically, so I'm freakin sold on new Cracked for life too!! And FYI: unless I have multiple personalities and I'm an ageless vampire, I'm Not Jordan's mom or any other family member. I'm just a nerdy, millennial, Blackademic mom. PS: just realized you are not in fact with Cracked anymore... this explains both your comment "When I was at Cracked..." and explains why I don't get recommended vids from Cracked anymore since the almighty algorithm knows that I really only watched your vids and the Roger vids of new stuff. Lots of rewatching Afterhours! I am So happy you are still making content, happy the 3rd baby came out ok, and when I am working and no longer a deeply impoverished phd student with 2 little girls, I will join and contribute to your patreon!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Phew you went on a whole journey here! But yeah, I no longer work for Cracked as of February. Congrats on having two little girls and almost a PHD!