Who is this for?

Late comment but pointing that Kaguya-sama Love is War features a divorced streamer dad

Not you writing Romulus before seeing it 😂

Do the Tremors and Gremlins franchises for spooky season.

Dude, I wish you the best. I have no money, and as a single father, I get it. If I had the money, it would be yours. You’re great, regardless of your choice of graduation. If I hD more money it would be yours. Life is shit, but I will give if I can.

59:20 please tell me somebody knows the name of this song, my meme isn't complete without it

The plot of the last movie was possibly written by a twelve year old with ADHD because it was all over the place. It was fun though. I wish they had taken the crazies and sniper dad and set up their own little present day version of the A-Team. Really wouldn’t have mattered about the plot making sense that way because I don’t remember a single plot from the original A Team but fun was had by all.

His eye looked like that at the end because Laurie stabbed him with the coat hanger

"Where did I get a piddle of pillow from, Dave?!" Has me legitimately crying 🤣

The fact that this has almost 900 comments and you have responded to every single one that I’ve seen (and I even scrolled aggressively once I noticed and still didn’t see one you hadn’t responded to) is extremely wholesome, that is not a very common thing among large channels. You have successfully secured my support on patreon as soon as I get paid next

you know exactly what you're doing between these jokes, your last name and these titles. I now feel some type of way that I don't understand, thanks for the reverse diagnosis doc

Love the original Predator, every critique is automatically wrong. Objectively. Predator 2, take it or leave it. Never saw Predators, but it seems kinda dumb. I was sooooo excited for The Predator and man oh man... what a disappointment. Prey is f*cking solid. Wow, what a pleasant surprise when I watched that. More of these Predator sequels please. The Jordan Breeding versions of all these films are better than the originals, except for "Predator" and "Prey". Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

You know I think it's so cool that you actually look at and reply to your fan's comments. Thanks for making your funny videos. I love them.

I know comedy. But I am fond to think that why all the complaints of the Predator technology in the "Prey" section is a reason that "Th Predator" is so awful. A big part I have felt about the Yautja is that they do use a lot of legacy technology/equipment that does have flaws like imperfect cloaking and a laser sight that shows where they are aiming. At some point advancing their technology probably became obsolete and became about their skill to use what was of a certain level, which always opened up the chance to lose. They can even respect a prey species that can show equal skill. Thus, it is ridiculous that they would hunt to splice other DNA because at that point, why use the imperfect hunting technology. At that point I can only think they would have to change it to an alien that totally abandons the usual flaws.

random fact for scream 5, Amber and Tara were originally written to be girlfriends but idk i guess the writers hate us lesbians and changed it.... </3

It's too bad that John didn't tell Kyle to make sure Sarah stayed off the f🤘ckin' phone at the Tiki motel. Bloody women 😡

Are the kitchens green screen or do you have unlimited access to nice show homes? Also please stop pretending. You are clearly Charlie Day from an alternate reality.

4 skins off for the lord on 2 boards

you'd think 18 years would change the masses' (poor) mindset on The Purge but we live irl and 9/11 was in 2001 and many people still believe that Muslim and Global south countries cause their own destabilization

John carpenter we call him dirty hippie

I just stumbled onto this channel and 2 minutes in I know I found something GOOD

I love the dumping on Dave. It’s what we do to our friends in the UK. If you can take it we’re friends. If you can give it back we’re besties

As much I absolutely love this movie, I do get your point about Spritle and Chim-Chim undercutting certain scenes. Even though this film's faithfulness to the source material is admirable, consolidating Spritle's young brother role into Sparky's character and cutting Chim-Chim altogether maybe was an idea worth considering.😅 Either way, this was a funny video!👍

Just when I think that I can't like your channel more, you pull out Super Hans.

The predator duel to avoid preddy fight lol

It's super nit-picky but it really annoys me how inconsistent the facehugger/incubation things is. Originally it seems like it took hours to implant, and yeah the burster was pretty quick, but mostly it's seems like it takes 30secs for a facehugger to do it's thing and then immediate chestburst

nice socks

My favourite things about the movies 1 the monkey 2 Short round 3 Daddy Jones 4 the fact the baddie was a Romulan 5 haven’t seen it

1:32:20 was that your bones cracking? 💀💀💀 thirties hurties

Wooo sponsorship!

This is one of my favorite channels on youtube

Completely unrealistic! No way would Walmart take four hundred years to become the ultimate big bad corporation!

You guys should do the Ocean's Trilogy, that would be sick.

So you must have a hellish moment time convergence of your own existing in all these objective retellings at once, since you know, Dave.

At about an hour in, I honestly forgot this was about the Halloween series. When you explain the movies out all together it reminds me of how absurd the series is. Didn't see the cup of pee, I'll continue looking.

Gotta be honest, the Resurrection "using the chestburster to headshot a guy after using the adrenaline dump to beat the shit out of him while taking chest shots" is still one of the raddest death scenes in the franchise

Here I am, watching every single video from Dr. Jordan Breeding (a youtuber I just discovered), and I am annoyed that it took me this long to find this account.

You’re gonna see an exponential growth n likes n views n subs in October.

Love the Jordan Breeding lore

"He grew an exoskeleton under his skin" So....an endoskeleton then? Like the opposite of an exoskeleton? Like that was a terrible stupid line in a movie of terribly stupid lines.

I feel like y'all are too young to remember DJ Keoki "speed racer". It's um...adult.

a lack of romulans in Alien Romulus is disappointing

Why would the mega-conglomorate-corp keep trying to weaponize the xenomorphs when they can frikkin' clone Ripley? She's provably way, WAY tougher than they are!

Lol did yall notice the WARNING on the medication in the "Sponsored Ad" at 45:19?😂

I am 100% NOT a serial killer. But if I were alone in a dark alley with the 2007 and 2009 reboots I might be tempted.

Who even uses magazines for nudes these days. Yet Dave just wandered around with at least one ready at all times.

wait did you used to be on that ol' website Cracked?

What did Dave say at 42:16?

never had much interest in the Halloween movies but this video is hilarious i love the chaotic energy

You know, Doc, if you hadn't blown it by telling the truthful context 😂 sports-team-nickname-wise D-Cap actually sounds kinda badass. "Once in high Scholl I tackled a dude so hard I almost took his head clean off". Not as legendarny as Al Bundy's three touchdowns in a single game, but not bad 😉